Chrono Trigger Humor

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Cori, a non-human finds herself in a mysterious world with her memories erased, only knowing basic knowledge... Apparently, she is the chosen one, a hero destined to save all of humanity, but things don't go as expected as things make less and less sense, no one can survive in this dark world alone, especially one that wants a happy ending...

"Lin Yi, I'm pregnant..." "Oh my God, triplets?" Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock. "Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!" "Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!" "Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!" Lin Yi was ecstatic. "Xue Mei, let's get married!"

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

[Ding! The super-rich system Suibianhua is at your service] On the way to work, Yun Zijin was bound to a system called Suibianhua. [Consumption task completed, triggering 2x rebate, ownership of Xingyu Huafu No. 1 Villa, relevant documents have been put into the system backpack] [Consumption task completed, triggering 3x rebate, ownership of Dingsi Building, relevant documents have been put into the system backpack] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, but was told that her wealthy parents had found her? She is the real daughter of the Xia family of the Imperial Capital? Yun Zijin was excited to be bound to the super-rich system, but she rejected the bloody plot of the wealthy family. The Xia family of the Imperial Capital? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't get involved!

Max, an alpha werewolf possessing the gift of foresight, meets his destined soulmate Berlie, triggering a turbulent twist of fate. Upon realizing Berlie’s flight is in immediate danger because of engine failure, Max desperately tries to intervene. To save Berlie, Max revealed his true supernatural nature, despite her skepticism and resistance. With the undeniable truth, Max struggles to balance revealing his world and keeping Berlie safe.

Nikolai Volkov, 26-year-old male omega, happily married to the love of his life aka his 27-year-old Alpha mate, Damon White, until one day he catches a nasty bloody smell coming the basement of their house. ———- +Trigger WARNING This book is mmmm ( in other words, it will contains four men together in a relationship) But will start as mm at first and developes later to mmmm. -Reverse Harem - OmegaxAlpha - Twin Russian dragon shifters - Secret Serial killer MC - Dark Romance - Secret Phyco MC - SubxDom/ DomxDom - Group smut scenes - Mpreg - Omegaverse

In a world where extraordinary beings reign supreme, the hard-working Eric finds himself struggling, feeling that his efforts yield no rewards. However, he awakens the ability for tenfold critical hits. As long as he puts in the effort, he will reap the rewards, and he will surely trigger a tenfold critical hit! From that moment on: "Ding! You practiced magic once, triggered a tenfold critical hit, and gained tenfold insight!" "Ding! You practiced swordsmanship once, triggered a tenfold critical hit, and gained tenfold insight!" "Ding! You forged a weapon, triggered a tenfold critical hit, and gained tenfold insight!" Gradually, the once ridiculed and underestimated Eric transforms into the versatile Eric! Through sheer hard work and determination, with no innate talent whatsoever, he stands above all the prodigies! And so, he ascends step by step to the pinnacle of the world!

Dunia tidak lagi sama setelah kejadian yang dikenal sebagai Chrono Convergence. Apa yang dulunya hanya sebuah game virtual bernama Chrono Life, kini menjadi kenyataan yang tak dapat dijelaskan. Monster, dungeon, dan sistem level yang sebelumnya hanya ada dalam dunia digital, kini merasuki realitas. Seluruh umat manusia dihadapkan pada tantangan baru, di mana batas antara permainan dan kenyataan telah lenyap. Di tengah kekacauan ini, Demiurgos, seorang pemain biasa yang dulunya dikenal sebagai "grinder" tanpa bakat istimewa, terbangun untuk menemukan bahwa semua kekuatan, loot, dan level yang ia kumpulkan di Chrono Life kini hadir dalam tubuhnya di dunia nyata. Namun, alih-alih kegembiraan, ia merasa takut—karena ia tahu satu hal yang membedakan dunia nyata ini dari game: kematian di sini adalah akhir yang sesungguhnya. Saat seluruh dunia berjuang untuk bertahan hidup, organisasi besar seperti PBB membentuk Player Association, mengumpulkan para pemain terkuat untuk melindungi bumi dari ancaman monster dan dungeon yang terus bermunculan. Tapi Demiurgos punya rencana lain. Dia tidak ingin berada di bawah kendali siapa pun, apalagi mereka yang memanfaatkan kekuatan para pemain demi keuntungan mereka. Dengan talent tier F yang dianggap lemah, namun berbekal kerja keras dan skill spesialnya yang unik, Observe, Demiurgos memutuskan untuk bertahan hidup dengan caranya sendiri—menjaga kebebasannya dan menemukan rahasia di balik peristiwa aneh ini. Namun, di balik kegelapan, sebuah rahasia besar tersembunyi, dan setiap langkah yang ia ambil membawanya semakin dekat pada kebenaran yang mengancam tidak hanya dirinya, tetapi juga seluruh umat manusia.

Wolfrun, from the 'perfects'. perfect shots perfect act a perfect spy, but only works for the 'mine' ... When they are denied... they kill their own kind. What can they do... everyone is on the same rope. How much people is linked, how much people would fight when things gone good. Anyway If dare to release the triggers Then die die die.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

Ji Hoon is a handsome young man with a towering height, a stern face with a sharp jawline, but often adorned with an ignorant smile that makes him look humorous and relaxed. His eyes are sharp, but they never look scary - instead, they exude confidence. His appearance is neat and well-groomed, reflecting his family's upper-class status. At school, Ji Hoon is known to be popular, humorous, and often makes the atmosphere lively with his jokes or sometimes annoying behavior. However, underneath his laid-back demeanor, he has a caring side that is rarely seen by others. Soo Jin is a simple girl with an ordinary appearance, even inconspicuous. Her hair is long but often looks frizzy, as if it's rarely taken care of properly. Her face is actually sweet, but is often hidden behind a hesitant and nervous expression. Her body is slightly thin, reflecting her life of struggle. Soo Jin is not the type of girl who easily attracts attention, but behind her simplicity, she is someone who has a strong heart and a great sense of responsibility, especially towards her family.

What if your past, present, and future were happening simultaneously? What if all the moments of your life, frame by frame, were already printed on the film of your existence? Imagine that you could see that film and thus foresee what is going to happen to you. This is the story of a man who discovers that he not only can see the film of his life but all possible films that start from the present moment. Put yourself in the shoes of Noah Garden, a grieving writer struggling with the anguished loss of his pregnant wife. Reincarnated in a new world full of magic and monsters, Noah has a second chance to relive his life. However, correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge.

In a world where jujutsu sorcerers battle dangerous curses using cursed energy, Aeon Realmheart stands out. He’s the heir to the Realmheart clan, a family of skilled sorcerers with a long history. But unlike other sorcerers, Aeon has the ability to manipulate time—he can freeze it, slow it down, and even change its flow. This power makes him both incredibly strong and incredibly mysterious. Even Aeon doesn’t fully understand why he has such abilities. His powers are tied to a secret that stretches back to the legendary sorcerer Gojo Satoru, whose disappearance shook the jujutsu world. Though Aeon is strong, he doesn’t care about fame or power. He’s more interested in figuring out who he is and why he has these abilities. As he faces dangerous curses and uncovers hidden truths about his past, Aeon begins to realize that his powers may be the key to saving—or destroying—the world. “Chrono Kaisen” follows Aeon’s journey as he battles curses, discovers his true purpose, and learns what it really means to hold the power over time. The world is changing, and Aeon’s story is just beginning.

"Zero Hour Unit" follows a team of elite agents tasked with uncovering a deadly conspiracy after retrieving a USB containing a hit list and an encrypted message. As they decode its secrets, they face relentless enemies, dangerous missions, and a shocking revelation—a double agent within their ranks. The story delves into themes of trust, betrayal, and sacrifice as the team grapples with internal tensions while working together to uncover the larger conspiracy threatening global security. Packed with action, suspense, and moments of humor, this tale explores the fragile dynamics of a team under pressure, testing their loyalty and resilience at every turn.

In a world where cultivation is the path to immortality and power, Da Cai begins his journey as an unremarkable boy with mediocre aptitude. Transported from a mundane existence, he faces a harsh reality where strength and cunning rule. Despite his humble beginnings, Da Cai discovers a mysterious tattoo tied to the enigmatic Chronos Eternal Sutra, a cultivation technique that intertwines the paths of body, spirit, and soul, granting him dominion over time itself. Eternal Sands: The Chronicles of Da Cai is a sweeping tale of resilience, self-discovery, and the relentless pursuit of one’s path in a world of boundless danger and opportunity.

An elite professional gamer, known for dominating the most challenging VR MMORPGs, meets an untimely death during a world championship match. Instead of passing on, he finds himself reincarnated inside his favourite game, Chrono-Realm, as a low-level NPC—a seemingly insignificant Base Keeper stationed in a rundown village. But there’s a twist: this is no ordinary game world, and his knowledge of the game mechanics gives him an unprecedented advantage. As the Base Keeper, he must navigate this brutal world of quests, rival factions, and ancient forces while uncovering hidden truths about the world’s connection to his past life. Little does he know, his role in this game is far more important than he ever imagined.

Brilliant but emotionally scarred, Rein, a prodigy in his past life, finds himself reincarnated as the eighth prince of a crumbling kingdom in a fantastical world of swords and magic. Born from the king's drunken tryst with a maid, Rein is seen as a nobody in the royal hierarchy. Yet, his sharp mind and newfound happiness in this strange new life are short-lived as he becomes embroiled in deadly royal politics, the looming threat of war, and the resurgence of a Demon King bent on global annihilation. Armed with his prodigious intellect, a keen sense of humor, and a deep desire to find purpose, Rein must navigate betrayal, love, and adventure in a world that’s more dangerous than he ever imagined.

Astrophysicist Liam had it all a loving wife, a ten-month-old son, and a promising career at a prestigious company. But in a few months, his life was torn apart. His son vanished in a crowded mall, leaving only heartbreak and unanswered questions. Not long after, his wife died in a car accident an event too suspicious to be a coincidence. For twenty years, Liam worked obsessively to build the Chrono-Splicer, a time machine capable of rewriting the past. Just as he prepares for his first leap through time, he receives an anonymous email—a cryptic message with information about his wife’s death and his missing son. But the sender’s motives are unclear are they a helper, guiding Liam toward the truth, or a murderer, manipulating him into a trap?

Toya Yakimura died, with his Girlfriend Yuri midori. They both awoke as a mimics who are barely alive in a dark fantasy world. He must survive in his base form eating, unaliving, learning, and listening, while trying to protect Yuri who is slowly falling away. Eventually, he evolves. The conflicts are numerous. He is alone in a barbaric world, where he meets others and makes his life his own. Trigger warnings: Will have heavy topics.

(Story is also posted on RoyalRoad.com ) A person can only reincarnate ten times. Liam Ren was promised the unanticipated eleventh life. In exchange for completing a mission given by Time. Arriving in another world, meeting people, and knowing different creatures. Finding the truth of the new world's secret to challenge his new ambition and achieve success. Trigger Warning: Mature scenes, Violence and Language!!! Started 7/20/22 on WebNovel

The story takes place in a fantasy world where immortals and mortals coexist. The protagonist is an unknown rural suona player. He has been sending people to their graves all his life, and he supports his family with his superb suona skills. However, an ordinary funeral ceremony became a turning point in his fate. One day, the protagonist received a special business - to send off a great man who was said to have "ascended to heaven". However, no one expected that the protagonist's suona sound would magically trigger strange phenomena in the world, and "revive" the immortal from the coffin!

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

In a parallel universe where only coldness remains, the strongest warrior crash-lands on Earth during a space war, caused by a gap in space-time. She must escape from Earth within three years to find someone. Along the way, she meets 17-year-old Chunwoong Lee. From that point on, various versions of herself from the future begin to interfere with her present, and one day, a version of herself from a year later appears and reveals how to handle the situation. The solution? Create a second destiny. This revelation confuses her and Chunwoong, but a huge twist soon unfolds.

In the bustling town of Norville on the mysterious planet Teshell, Khai is a fearless hunter of magical creatures. When fate leads him to befriend a Night Falcon his life takes an unexpected turn. Tasked with a mission to hunt a sinister Evil, Khai joins forces with an unlikely team of misfits. Together, they journey through a world filled with chaos, comedy, and breathtaking adventure. Norville is a whimsical blend of fantasy and humor, where the line between ally and enemy blurs, and epic beings lurk in every shadow. Prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, laughter, and epic creatures.

Greg was extraordinarily average ...with just one friend, a transfer student from God-knows-where. After a supernatural encounter that changed his life, his friend goes missing, and he can't help searching for her. His search takes him on several misadventures which would have left anyone crazy. However, Greg's dark humor keeps him from giving up on finding his missing friend. As he searches, he uncovers a secret order of fiendish beings and mysteries better left in the dark.

Paradox, a boy forged in the crucible of adversity, found himself unwillingly relocated to the desolate reaches of Mars. The year 2045, a time of great upheaval and loss. Earth, once a vibrant tapestry of life, was now a scarred planet, ravaged by a devastating civil war. The once-beloved faces of family and friends, now distant memories, haunted his dreams. A prodigy, yet a prisoner of his own brilliance, Paradox had always been a pawn in the grand game of human ambition. His childhood, stolen by relentless expectations, had left him yearning for a life of simplicity and peace. Now, on this bleak world, he sought solace in the pursuit of knowledge, hoping to find meaning in the vast expanse of the cosmos. Yet, he stumbled upon an extraordinary force, a cosmic aberration defying all known laws of probability. A choice, a stark and a moral decision, presented itself. A choice that would test the very core of his being, a choice that would alter the very course of fate itself. As the weight of his decision bores down upon him, Paradox would be forced to undergo a revelation.