Chrono Trigger Humor

In a future where time travel has been mastered but strictly regulated, a rogue faction emerges with plans to rewrite history for their gain. Tasked with protecting the timeline, a team of historians-turned-agents must travel back to pivotal moments in history to thwart their enemies. But when the line between past and future blurs, the agents uncover a shocking secret: history itself is a lie, and the future they know was built on the ashes of forbidden truths.

What do you do when your god calls for you by name? That is what Prince Fidelis has to figure out when Autem, the god of his world, summons him. Princess Serenah, the youngest daughter of King Bayrel wishes for peace. Will she heed Autem's decree to change her kingdom's fate? What lengths will Serenah go to save her future? Trigger warnings: Child abuse, violence

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

Pull the trigger, bunny. I want to see how you can live without a heart," Nikolai's smirk widened with every passing second, his hazel eyes darkening like the night. "If I pull this trigger, I’ll kill you, Nikolai!" she spat, her hands trembling. But Nikolai only chuckled, stepping closer. "Have you ever kissed your enemy, Cassandra? Or fucked them so well you forget the rival we face?" His cold breath brushed her skin, making her heart skip a beat. *** In the ruthless world of mafia power struggles, Cassandra and Nikolai’s forbidden connection defies all rules. Each encounter draws them deeper into a web of sin and secrets, where loyalty to their families demands bloodshed, but their hearts crave surrender. With every clandestine meeting, the stakes rise and the risks multiply. they must navigate a treacherous path where love could be their ultimate downfall, or their only salvation. In a realm ruled by cruelty and vengeance, can they defy fate and survive the wrath of those who seek to tear them apart? WARNINGS: Contains Abusive Relationships, Abusive Words, Drugs, and Violence, BDSM.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

Diego Smith a junior in college moves into a dorm and meets Derek Scott a senior. A couple months later Diego and Derek show Markus Wilson a junior, to Alexander Sukprasert a senior, A couple weeks later a new kid by the name Harrison Hill a junior moves into a dorm but is forced to be a roommate with a gay guy named Johnathan Miller a senior because there are no single bedrooms left, Will they hate each other or will they learn to live with each other? Trigger warnings Depression Borderline Personality Disorder Murder Death Graphic Sex Profanity Child Abuse Sexual assault Homophobia

Time is broken. Reality is shattered. And Cassian Vey is caught in the middle. Ever since The Great Eclipse, the universe has fractured into countless overlapping timelines, each colliding and bleeding into the next. Cities exist in multiple realities at once, civilizations rise and fall in an instant, and the rules of physics are no longer consistent. In this chaos, the most valuable resource isn’t gold or technology—it’s time itself. Enter the Time Harvesters, elite operatives who extract raw time energy from collapsing timelines to fuel the ever-expanding empires of the multiverse. But time harvesting comes at a cost—entire worlds are drained, erased from existence, their potential lost forever. Cassian Vey was once one of the best. A Harvester for the all-powerful Chrono Syndicate, he traveled across realities, stealing time from doomed worlds. But when he discovered the horrifying truth behind the Syndicate’s ultimate plan, he abandoned his mission and disappeared—until now. Hunted by bounty hunters from futures that shouldn’t exist, Cassian is forced back into the fight. Teaming up with Aurora “Rory” Quinn, a rogue time hacker, and Dr. Lyla Seris, a scientist desperate to fix the fractures, Cassian embarks on a mission to uncover the Syndicate’s true goal and stop the catastrophic force lurking at the heart of the multiverse: The Eclipsed

Max never imagined his life would turn out like this: a single father raising a lively two-year-old while working at a quiet bookstore. Far from the successful man his wealthy parents hoped he'd become, Max is still finding his footing after years of setbacks in school, work, and love. Despite the odds, he's determined to provide the best life he can for his son, Kota, even as the chaos of fatherhood often leaves him questioning everything. Kota, a mischievous toddler with a knack for getting into trouble, brings constant laughter and challenges to Max's life. Their bond is at the heart of the story, as Max navigates parenting while learning to accept and cherish the unexpected joys of fatherhood. At work, Max is surrounded by a cast of unique characters, including his supportive yet occasionally intimidating manager, Noriko. Their professional relationship begins to blossom into something deeper, adding warmth and quiet moments of hope to Max's hectic days. Meanwhile, his best friend Kenji brings both humor and mystery, adding another layer of complexity to Max's journey. Amid the humor, heartache, and self-discovery, Max's story is one of resilience, love, and personal growth. He must learn to face his insecurities, confront his past, and embrace the messy, beautiful life he's building for himself and Kota. Through laughter, tears, and unforgettable moments, this is a tale of finding strength in unexpected places and love in the simplest, most profound connections.

Your favorite mangaka is lying to you. [TRIGGER WARNINGS BEFORE READING: All kinds of abuse, manipulation, some sex scenes, forced procreation/coercion, gaslighting, bigamy, sexually suggestive content, misogyny, sexism, some real-life references to declining birth rates, idol system, propaganda, being a bystander role, non realistic role etc.] Onna Yui, a celebrated manga artist along with her husband Toshio (aka Nezaimon), they are two mangaka's whose relationship has been sensationalized by the public and now viewed as star idols. And now they're breaking up.

In Neo-Pandora, 2247 time is a fragile commodity. The invention of the Temporal Engine granted humanity glimpses into the past and future—but at a catastrophic cost. Reality itself has begun to unravel, splintering into fractured timelines that bleed into the present. Amidst the neon-lit chaos of this dystopian metropolis, Detective Elias Voss, a disgraced chrono-physicist turned private investigator, survives by solving cases tied to temporal anomalies. Haunted by a failed experiment that scarred him with the ability to see time’s fractures, Elias walks the razor’s edge between the past’s ghosts and the future’s shadows.  When Dr. Lila Kane, a desperate Temporal Institute scientist, begs for his help, Elias is thrust into a conspiracy that threatens to erase Neo-Pandora from existence. A rogue experiment has unleashed a time rift fueled by the Fractured Hourglass, a mythical artifact rumored to hold dominion over time itself. As Elias and Lila race to stop the rift, they uncover a chilling truth: the Hourglass is merely a fragment of the Chrono Core, an ancient power capable of rewriting history—or erasing it entirely.  But the Core’s secrets are guarded by shadowy forces. From the neon-drenched underworld to the Institute’s ivory towers, Elias confronts rogue time travelers, paradox-born monsters, and his own fractured memories. Every step closer to the Chrono Core warps reality further, forcing Elias to question what—or who—is truly real. As the rift consumes the city, he must decide whether to repair time… or shatter it to save humanity Will Elias Voss outrun the ghosts of his past, or will time itself become his greatest enemy?  The Chrono Detective is a high-stakes journey through a collapsing world where every second counts—and every choice could doom reality itself. 

How does one become a Psychopath? How are they made? A dark childhood? A troubled parent? A broken heart? How does it happen? An accident? An incident? A trigger? The Environment? I don't know how every psychopath on earth has been made, but I can show you how one of those psychopaths is made. Follow the story of the narrator. You see a writer, a son, and just another everyday human being. Experience as he transforms into a Psychopath? After he becomes one, does he turn back? Is there salvation for him? Read and find out.

A Fantasy story that is gxgxg harem that has rated 18 scenes, intersex as well, wars, genocide, hate crimes also men thinking women our only for one thing, but these men are the strongest in this world more than any man is. Triggering of rape is in here as well and fantasy creatures will be in here as well as tons of fantasy races.

[Ding! The super-rich system Suibianhua is at your service] On the way to work, Yun Zijin was bound to a system called Suibianhua. [Consumption task completed, triggering 2x rebate, ownership of Xingyu Huafu No. 1 Villa, relevant documents have been put into the system backpack] [Consumption task completed, triggering 3x rebate, ownership of Dingsi Building, relevant documents have been put into the system backpack] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, but was told that her wealthy parents had found her? She is the real daughter of the Xia family of the Imperial Capital? Yun Zijin was excited to be bound to the super-rich system, but she rejected the bloody plot of the wealthy family. The Xia family of the Imperial Capital? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't get involved!

Time is the ultimate currency. In the year 2157, wealth is no longer measured in gold, property, or status. Time Credits (TC) determine everything—how long you live, where you stand in society, and whether you matter at all. Rin is an orphan who lives in time locked zones with only 7 TC left in his account he makes a decision to go to the rift. His adventure starts there.......

The soul of a dual cultivator transimigrates into the modern day India and takes over the body of a dying 18 year old boy which triggers the beginning of a new tale. This story will have incest.

Cori, a demon, finds herself in a mysterious world with her memories erased, only knowing basic knowledge... Apparently, she is the chosen one, a hero destined to save all of humanity, but things don't go as expected as things make less and less sense, no one can survive in this dark world alone, especially one that wants a happy ending. The happiest of beginnings results in the most tragic ends.

This is a work of fiction. There are no relations to any real persons, groups, events, etc. The author's art will be added upon release. Please follow the author’s social media accounts for art and updates. Trigger warning: g*ns, blood, and c*rse words A controversial manga artist, caught in a cycle of violence and intrigue, finds his work mirroring a conflict between a case, while his own life is cut short, his work might find a wider audience.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

In a parallel universe where only coldness remains, the strongest warrior crash-lands on Earth during a space war, caused by a gap in space-time. She must escape from Earth within three years to find someone. Along the way, she meets 17-year-old Chunwoong Lee. From that point on, various versions of herself from the future begin to interfere with her present, and one day, a version of herself from a year later appears and reveals how to handle the situation. The solution? Create a second destiny. This revelation confuses her and Chunwoong, but a huge twist soon unfolds.

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

Dunia tidak lagi sama setelah kejadian yang dikenal sebagai Chrono Convergence. Apa yang dulunya hanya sebuah game virtual bernama Chrono Life, kini menjadi kenyataan yang tak dapat dijelaskan. Monster, dungeon, dan sistem level yang sebelumnya hanya ada dalam dunia digital, kini merasuki realitas. Seluruh umat manusia dihadapkan pada tantangan baru, di mana batas antara permainan dan kenyataan telah lenyap. Di tengah kekacauan ini, Demiurgos, seorang pemain biasa yang dulunya dikenal sebagai "grinder" tanpa bakat istimewa, terbangun untuk menemukan bahwa semua kekuatan, loot, dan level yang ia kumpulkan di Chrono Life kini hadir dalam tubuhnya di dunia nyata. Namun, alih-alih kegembiraan, ia merasa takut—karena ia tahu satu hal yang membedakan dunia nyata ini dari game: kematian di sini adalah akhir yang sesungguhnya. Saat seluruh dunia berjuang untuk bertahan hidup, organisasi besar seperti PBB membentuk Player Association, mengumpulkan para pemain terkuat untuk melindungi bumi dari ancaman monster dan dungeon yang terus bermunculan. Tapi Demiurgos punya rencana lain. Dia tidak ingin berada di bawah kendali siapa pun, apalagi mereka yang memanfaatkan kekuatan para pemain demi keuntungan mereka. Dengan talent tier F yang dianggap lemah, namun berbekal kerja keras dan skill spesialnya yang unik, Observe, Demiurgos memutuskan untuk bertahan hidup dengan caranya sendiri—menjaga kebebasannya dan menemukan rahasia di balik peristiwa aneh ini. Namun, di balik kegelapan, sebuah rahasia besar tersembunyi, dan setiap langkah yang ia ambil membawanya semakin dekat pada kebenaran yang mengancam tidak hanya dirinya, tetapi juga seluruh umat manusia.

what would you do If your world was flipped upside down and the one who caught you was the one your family warned you about. Turns out your family lied. Trigger warnings Talk about past abuse physically abused verbal abuse Assault Failed S*xual Assault Panic Attacks

On the enigmatic Isle of Forgotten Shadow, five adventurers awaken with no memory of how they arrived. Drawn together by a mysterious voice, they learn of two powerful artifacts: the Heart of the Ocean and the Heart of Aether. Each adventurer has personal reasons for seeking these relics--Sylas Eryndor, a proud cleric, seeks redemption; Lockjaw Nightscale, a stoic ranger, yearns for closure; his brother, Crimjaw, offers humor and loyalty; Valric Starstride, a cunning rogue, searches for survival and gain; and Masell, a brooding cleric, is driven by apocalyptic visions. Filled with action, comedy, and character-driven moments, this tale of adventure and discovery explores the power of friendship and the courage to face the unknown.

In a world full of chaos and lies, Everest Sparkspar is just trying to get by. With no big plans for his future, he spends his days taking on missions for a secretive company alongside his bold and fearless partner, J. But when they start digging into the company’s secrets, they find more than they bargained for. As the stakes rise, Everest and J have to decide if they’ll stick to the rules or take a chance on something bigger. Packed with action, humor, and tough choices, their story is about finding your own way in a messy world.

In this game of UNO, the players are trapped in a closed city, where every card they play triggers deadly challenges. Each round presents new threats that increasingly test their courage and survival.

When Reginald P. Bottomsworth III's prized family heirloom, the Bottomsworth Diamond Necklace, goes missing, he sets out to solve the mystery. As he questions his reluctant employees, Reggie uncovers a web of secrets and lies. But nothing can prepare him for the shocking truth: his nephew, Bertram, is behind the theft. With a lighthearted tone and a twist of humor, this story is a wild and thrilling journey.