Native Tongue Carl Hiaasen Crime Comedy

“И меня тоже обрати внимание” “Eh, what?” “Nothing much though? I just said ‘This guy is such an idiot’” “Can you stop hurling abuse in Russian!?” The unrivaled silvered-haired beauty sitting next to me, Alya-san, had a triumphant smile. …..But, the truth is different. Earlier, in Russian she said “give me your attention, too”! Actually, I, Kuze Masachika, have Russian listening skills at native level. I couldn’t stop smirking at the not-knowing Alya-san who, today too, was coming all sweet in sugary Russian language!? An adolescent love comedy with a super high-spec Russian JK, the object of admiration of all students! Please support the author by buying the official translation, if you can! Planning to upload all volumes which were released untill now

"Don't you have someone waiting for you in Itaca Captain? Maybe a wife or a son?!" I was so furious I didn't even notice the complete shock on Odysseus' face, and his shock rapidly turned into anger as well. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY IN ITACA WAITING FOR ME!" "HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT? WHAT ABOUT PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS?!" "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOW?!" And that was the moment everything I thought I knew crumbled. [!attention! Detected false knowledge and incongruity within the soul] [please remember that the odyssey from your world is a fiction created several hundreds years after the story took place] [this is not a book]

[Ding! You've gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!] [Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!] [Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!] [Ding! 10,000 views! You've gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)] [Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can't get you out of her mind!] [Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.] In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains. At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero. Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows. But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight. One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame. With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world. The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be! “Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!” He's not only wanted by the Hero Agency. He's not only wanted by mega-corporations. He's not only wanted by enemies he's destroyed. He's also wanted by superheroines!

यह कहानी है एक ऐसे शहर की जहां कई रहस्य है जिनसे शहर के लोग अनजान है और किसी की आड़ में हो रहे हैं कई गुनाह। इसी रहस्य को उजागर करने के लिए नियति ने अर्जुन और  रूचिका को चुना है। अर्जुन एक पुलिस स्टेशन में अनुभवी जासूस है, और अपने शहर और देश के लिए वफादार भी है। वह खुद मुसीबत में पड़ कर सामने वाले की जान बचता है, यही दरिया दली उसे सबसे अलग बनाती है। क्योंकि वह सामने वाले की मदद करने से पहले खुद के बारे में एक बार भी नहीं सोचता है। वही रुचिका एक रिपोर्टर है जो अपनी  बहादुरी से सच को दुनिया के सामने लाने की काबिलियत रखती है। उसके अंदर सच  और झूठ को समझने की समझ के साथ-साथ सच्चाई के साथ  साहस से खड़े रहने की हिम्मत भी है। दोनों का ही प्रोफेशन अलग-अलग है। लेकिन क्या दोनों देश के लिए और इस शहर के रहस्यमय  को उजागर करने के लिए एक दूसरे के साथ आएंगे? क्या दोनों को एक साथ लाना नियति का फैसला सही होगा? आखिर क्या है इस रहस्यमई शहर का रहस्य? क्या दोनों की काबिलियत इस रहस्य को दुनिया के सामने लाएगा? क्या दोनों के दोनों गुनाहों के शहर से बाहर आ पाएंगे? जानने के लिए पढ़ते रहिए "सिटी ऑफ क्राइम्स".

Zack, a young unparalleled genius had a bright future ahead of him after he joined the world renowned Institute of Research and Sorcery development, but that all later changed when he reached sixteen, having two unsealed curses Zack became a world threatening calamity, one that needed extermination and now the military, the temples, the inqusion and the Institutes were now after him

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

Generations after the mechanic wars landed on Xandria and supposedly destroyed everything that was magical and pure, the planet is now ruled by powerful Royal houses and is at a fatal risk of reliving its years of death. The Skyfall prophecy spoken years ago when the mechanic wars ended seems to be getting closer to completion with every breath. War is brewing...

In the Far future of earth, every country seemed to have traveled back in time to about the 1900's. While the actual years were in the 3020's, crime was more present than ever. Technology still had smart phones and such, however the people and government had reverted back in time, to the old ways that things were run. The cities were now run by gangs, all of them fighting over who gets to be top dog. And in the 22nd century, Scotland and the rest of the UK was overflowing with gangs and crime, the entire royal family had been killed 50 years before by the King of Crime and Boss of the worst criminal in history, Nereus Bastian. However, the king of crime would soon retire and leave his grand gang of criminals to his son, Lazlo Bastian and his second in Command, Sorin Bryndis. Years later the two formed the UK federation, a safe haven for criminals. They were only able to do so by taking countless lives, including the family of one of the dear protagonists of this story, Zayan Rhory, successor of the Rhory group, and they're youngest leader they've ever had. Having lost his family to the two men, he is led to what is thought of by the government and its people, Villainy. Lazlo paints Zayan as the greatest and most wanted Villain, in turn he also puts Sorin in charge of "taking care of him" as a "Hero." Thinking Sorin is trying to get in his way, he forms various plans to get rid if him and defeat him in every little fight they have, until they eventually take each other out. Zayan then wakes up to find that he's gotten a second chance to correct his mistakes and himself, but he instead does the exact opposite, and tries his luck again, using his most unexpected ideas. ====================== @_@ Get ready for this shit-show, i tried my best to think up the most stupidest ideas ever, so enjoy the stupidity, but also bit of romance~ #Comedy #BL #Dark-Romance #Villain #Romance #Revenge #Superpowers(?) #R-18

Captain Howin is called upon to investigate a crime on the first day of Summer Horrors. He works secretly with the Fallen Prince and Lord Tyron as they search for the one behind it. But little do they know, the crime was only the first event that'll happen on the week-long festival.

“Give me your criminals, your poor; your bonded masses yearning to breathe free; the wretched refuse of your teeming shore; send these, the vagabonds, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside this crimson door. Worthless soul, through the maker, may redemption be found in thee." -Inscription below the Colossus in the port of Lizan Al Ghul Come one come all! Are you a worthless neerdowell, a common vagrant, or perhaps a violent criminal? Pay off your bonds and start a new life on the newly discovered world of Cambria! But be prepared, for within the depths of the continent sleeps a dormant power the likes of which has caused the ground to literally quake the whole world over. Great monsters the likes of which only populated legend reside here along with an ancient power in the form of primeval masks that bestow superhuman powers upon those who don them, but never forget, such powers come with a terrible cost. Join our protagonist, the estranged prince, Jackul Verdanta, on his quest into the interior to find the seed of this incredible power and the darker secrets hidden within this cursed land.

Send Me Free is a fiction BL crime novel about a street youngster called Free, who after many episodes starts working as a freelancer under the Crime Investigation Department, and Don, a crime investigator from CID who isn't that clean cop as someone in his rank should be. SMF is very psychological, focusing on the darkest deeps of a human mind. It tries the boundaries of the characters relationship and the way how they could act in unknown situations during the story. It's a story about growing and learning while living in different sides of the crime world, but the same time it's about the bonds of friendships, trust, love.. How far human is capable to go.

Takahashi Takeshi, a 17 year-old guy lives in Minato, Tokyo; frenzies never stop there. He gets sick of it and moved to his clan’s territory: Shinagawa, Tokyo. When he got there, he met once again Suzuki Rikuu, Suzuki Akari, and Kato Ichika. The four of them were the protagonists in the story. Together with their clan, they solved crimes and mystery; they didn’t stop until the local Tokyo blamed them for a crime. They now need to conceal themselves while solving mysteries and crime. Their main goal as a clan is to stop the biggest crime empire in Tokyo and kill the crime facilitators.

Life without women made 24dction7wnsx. He’s an erotic writer who tries to seduce their hearts through the words because is living a very lonely life where if he wants a woman he must pay her; is fantasy and everything she wants to fuck him.

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The story follows two loners, the pragmatic Hachiman Hikigaya and beautiful Yukino Yukinoshita, who despite their varying personalities and ideals, offer help and advice to others as part of their school's Service Club, assisted by the cheerful and friendly Yui Yuigahama. It largely depicts various social situations faced by teens in a high school setting and the psychology driving their interactions. But this story follows them into their 3rd year or after the anime ends

Amara, a soul forged through countless lifetimes of virtue (or maybe just a really good karma bank), finds herself in the underworld after kicking the bucket. She dreams of ascending to the celestial realms, but fate has other plans. With insufficient merit points (basically, not enough brownie points), Amara is forced to take a job as a civil servant of Yamlok. Her task? Traveling to various small worlds to fulfill wishes, earn merits, and basically make a living. But things aren't as straightforward as they seem. The female supporting roles are stuck in sad and abusive stories, while the male supporting roles are desperate for sweet love. And they're not convinced that their fates are sealed! As a newly appointed employee of the fast-travel department, Amara declares, 'As long as I can survive, I'll counterattack and change my fate. Anyone who dares to stop me is an enemy and must be defeated!' Get ready for a wild ride as Amara navigates the underworld and helps others find their happy endings. It's gonna be a hell of a good time!" ----------------- This is my first baby, so please be gentle. English isn't my native tongue, but I'm giving it my best shot. Expect a dash of Indian culture throughout. I'm only going to continue writing if this little gem gets some love—50 collections, to be exact. Otherwise, it might just join the ranks of unfinished masterpieces. Tragic!! love^3 :)

In the neon-drenched streets of Corinth, where crime lords rule and loyalty is as fleeting as a shadow, a storm is brewing. Leon, the enigmatic leader of the Syndicate, has spent three years building an empire that threatens to upset the delicate balance of power. But his past is catching up, and the price of ambition is steep. As a union of rival crime families forms in the shadows, Leon finds himself at the center of a deadly game. Betrayal lurks around every corner, and even his most trusted allies harbor secrets that could destroy everything he's built. As the lines between friend and foe blur, Leon must confront the demons of his past and the harsh realities of his present. In a world where power is everything, and trust is a luxury no one can afford, he'll be forced to decide: Is the throne worth the cost of his humanity? "Rise Of The Crime Lord" is a gritty, pulse-pounding thriller that delves into the dark heart of ambition, loyalty, and the true nature of power. In a city where every shadow hides a secret and every alliance has a price, who will rise, and who will fall in the coming storm? Brace yourself for a journey into a world where morality is a myth, strength is currency, and the only rule is survival. The game is on, and the stakes have never been higher.

**Rep the Paranoiac Synopsis**: In a world where loneliness and the desire for attention are at an all-time high, Rep is an 18-year-old who feels invisible and ignored. Struggling with his paranoia and a deep yearning for recognition, he draws inspiration from infamous serial killers to finally stand out. As he embarks on a series of shocking crimes, Rep believes the fame he so desires is within his reach, spiraling into violence and despair. As his actions become increasingly audacious, he finds himself in an internal battle between his quest for notoriety and the consequences of his actions. After being captured by the police, Rep is taken to prison, where, isolated in a solitary cell, he confronts his own mind. In the climactic moment, as he looks at the shadow on the wall, Rep whispers "I found myself", revealing the complexity of his journey. "Rep the Paranoiac" is a psychological thriller that explores the limits of sanity, the search for identity and what it truly means to be recognized in a world that seems to forget those who need attention the most.

A mountain Spirit, Ara, who has protected a mountain for over 1200 years, encounters a young woman who moves into the mountain for a vacation. Dina, a 28-year-old, is advised to take a break from her choking job on a vacation to the high mountains in an unpopular but peaceful village by her co-worker, Carl. Unknowingly to her, Carl has ulterior motives as he has always admired her, but failed countless times to confess his feelings. As the guardian of the mountain who’s irritated by tourists, Ara casts a spell on Carl which heightens his unhealthy obsession with Dina. Moved by the spell, Carl decides that the mountain is the right place and time to confess to Dina, but Dina turns him down. Hurt by the rejection, Carl is determined to have her by force During all this, Ara sees a familiar face. The face of his first love. Sensing that she could be the reincarnation of his first and only love, Ara does something he would never do, he interacts with a human. He risks all by breaking the laws guiding the spirits and falls in love with the human. What conflicts do Dina and Ara have to face because of this?

This collection of curated short stories spans several genres, including science fiction, surrealism, absurdism, nihilism, fantasy, horror and comedy. P.S.: This is an Anthology.

A sci-fi comedy following the misadventures of a human running a food truck across alien planets, learning to cook for various species and getting caught up in interstellar politics.

Horror comedy

Ren Cornelli, an 18-year-old vampire-human hybrid, never had it good. Being the socially outcast black "halfy" that he was, he understood where he belonged and never once broke from the mold he'd been born in. But after he's called to the forest by an unknown force, his life is turned for the worst when he discovers a dead body and a vampire. Nothing is what it seems and the more he learns about the murder and the vampire the more he's pulled into a vicious plot to start the second Human and Vampire War.

One day I am transmigrated into the body of a prince from a remote era, I live in a kingdom where witches are persecuted to the point of driving them to extinction. Together with the last witch and a book of magic that was rescued from the flames of the Christian church, I set out to create the civilization of wizards.

This is a collection of oneshots and other forms of literature that I've written over the years. 1. Twelve Genre: Mystery Thriller Tags: Criminal Psychology; Crime; Mystery; Psychopath 2. How He Created A Marionette Genre: Mystery Thriller Tags: Crime; Mystery; Psychopath; Pre-Apocalypse 3. Muse Genre: Supernatural; Paranormal

Shreeja the crime beat reporter met a child on the street. The child hinted to her about a heinous crime. She brought the crime to the notice of the police department. Shiuli was the lead detective in the investigation. She sought Sheeeja’s help in gathering more information about the crime. They became partners in crime solving. Shreeja’s supervisor supported her. Shiuli got support from all her colleagues. As they moved step by step, they opened some cold cases from years before. Yet gathering evidence against the offenders appeared impossible. Shreeja’s desperate moves helped Shiuli to find legal ways for collecting evidence against the criminals. Yet, the process of collecting evidence appeared too dangerous and time consuming. The clock was ticking over the lives of the children. Street Fact is the first short fiction in a tension packed crime solving series. If you are a fan of smart witty women protagonists with deep conscience and ability to neutralize hard hitting social evils, then you would love this emotionally charged thriller. Buy NOW to taste the web of crimes that would leave you restless.

Neddy a normal college boy that is an artist meets a criminal named Jake Wells

Fantasy Action Adventure Comedy Harem Mature Romance Seinen