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Skibidi Toilet

Primordial Gamer

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh
Red_Marsh · 90.7K Views

Re: Immortal King

Kurai Jigoku was often thought of as a misfit, as he was frequently picked on by those in his school. He was not particularly rich and had to purchase inexpensive shoes, and sometimes had to repeat the same outfit every day. Kurai endured numerous forms of torment from his classmate Sado Yorimitsu, such as stealing his money, giving him physical abuse that left his bones broken and his face disfigured, and even forcing his head into a toilet. He experienced every type of bullying imaginable. The unsympathetic and callous teachers and students ignored Sado's clear mistreatment and regularly put the blame on Kurai for initiating conflicts, although this was not accurate. Kurai caused his mother to be ashamed of him, leading him to sink into depression. He made attempts to end his own life, but ultimately lacked the resolve to go through with it. "I'm simply gonna die a loser because that's what the world wants? It's not fair, I can't stand it." "Good, hero? Screw that. There is no such thing as hero in this world." Kurai yearned for the opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had made his life miserable. One day, following Kurai's altercation with Sado, his dream came true as he and his peers were summoned by a Goddess to an alternate world. He was no longer the same as before; he could now life forever and is ageless, even if he was broken down to the last atom, he would be able to come back together again. He vowed to have his opportunity to exact retribution on Sado, who holds the title of hero, and to take him out by any means necessary.
Majinlovescakes · 14.5K Views

Working in a Nursing Home with a Hot Male Coworker (BL)

Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk
ladymanah · 136.5K Views

Temukan Kebenaran

Tragedi aneh menimpa enam orang diantaranya tiga orang laki-laki dan tiga orang lainnya perempuan. Segala bentuk identifikasi kasus telah terpecahkan, terkecuali kasus Melati. Mereka semua hampir terbunuh oleh peristiwa sebelumnya yang kemudian secara misterius menimbulkan semacam kekuatan mutasi didalam masing-masing individu. Alien? Subyek eksperimen? Kutukan? Karma Tuhan? Anugerah? Mari kita cari tahu. Berawal dari rasa ingin tahu Melati terhadap Arum bahwa semuanya dilakukan oleh penelitian perusahaan Ayahnya. Namun tanpa diduga Arum pun berkeinginan untuk bertemu seseorang lainnya diluar sana seperti Melati yang memiliki kekuatan aneh sepertinya. Nama : Melati Umur : 26 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak diatas meja makan didalam rumah dengan darah keluar dari matanya tanpa henti, pukul 03:00 dini hari. Korban ditemukan oleh rekan kerja setelah korban menghubunginya karena merasa tidak enak badan pada pukul 02:40. Kasus : tahap penyelidikan Nama : Jaka Umur : 24 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak tepat didepan apartemen pada pukul 23:30 dengan luka tebasan benda tajam dibagian kedua lengan atas. Kasus : Dugaan Perampokan Nama : Arum Mawaratih Umur : 27 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak didepan kamar mandi dengan luka goresan di kedua nadi lengan pada pukul 06:16 Kasus : dugaan percobaan Bunuh diri Nama : Genta Gemilang Umur : 27 Tahun Identifikasi : terjatuh oleh sepatu yang basah. Cctv melihat pergerakan korban cukup gelisah hingga pukul 00:33 korban berjalam di lorong lantai 28, kemudian menghindari kucing hitam yang tiba-tiba melintas di sehingga terpeleset dan kepala korban membentur kursi lobi. Kasus : Kecelakaan Tunggal. Nama : Asri Purnama Umur : 25 Tahun Identifikasi : ditemukan di toilet umum apartemen dengan luka dalam sayatan di leher dan keadaan pakaian dalam terbuka. Ditemukan oleh penetap apartemen lainnya kepada pihak keamaan apartemen pada pukul 04:04. Kasus : tindak asusila, percobaan pembunuhan. Nama : Wisnu Wicaksana Umur : 25 Tahun Identifikasi : tersentrum oleh arus pendek listrik dari kabel headphone yang dipakai ketika tidur. Ditemukan oleh pihak layanan makanan setelah korban memesan makanan untuk pukul 23:06. Kasus : Kecelakaan Tunggal
januar_Putra · 11.3K Views

Forced To Love My Boss

Layla experienced a bizarre car accident. Not only did she lose her lower limbs and get trapped in a wheelchair, but she also discovered that she could see evil spirits! Being haunted by evil spirits, Layla could not move or escape. Just as she was about to suffocate, she bumped into the big boss of her father's company. The legendary bloodthirsty and cold gang leader, whose four wives had all died. His baneful aura made the evil spirit retreat instantly. Layla was both happy and sad. She would not be entangled with the evil spirit if she followed the big shot, but if she does, she might die. Recently, the big boss had frequently bumped into this little secretary with inconvenient legs. He said sarcastically, "Why? Do you have a crush on me? You can even meet me in the toilet?" Layla timidly handed him a love letter. "Big brother, I fell in love with you at first sight. Goodbye, my love. Third…" The big boss picked up the beauty and threw her on the bed. "Come, prove it to me." On the big bed, Layla was about to escape, but she saw the evil spirits surrounding her, so she could only pounce on the big boss. "I'm cold!" After a while, she murmured, "Boss, it's so hot…" Being aroused to the point of burning with desire, the big boss thought of his four dead wives and wanted to kick the female protagonist off the bed. "Get lost, get lost as far as you can…" Layla hugged the big boss's thigh tightly. "Big boss, I love you to death. I don't mind dying in your arms. Without you, I will die." "…" The big boss opened his dangerous eyes. "What did you say?" "If you let go of me today, I'll kill myself in your office." The big boss unbuttoned his shirt. "You asked for it."
Susu · 178.1K Views

How I am Climbing Up

An Eagle is flying over the land. The land is going to be decorated with so many beautiful things. The land is recently bought by blood and prestige. Blood is buried here to fertile the land. Along with blood fibre had mixed with the soil. The soil is now reddish black now. Soil has a own color if its. So the whole traders are trying to return the own color of soil. But some are opponents here. They are pouring more blood and fibre. One side the land is reddish black and another side is deep green. Its also near to black. In the deep green side, lives are more alive. They are growing the plants. Their plants are taking blood from the soil. Bit their flowers are not red in color! Rather pinky, blue, yellow, purple, aslo not black! Leaves are such Green! Here colors are so beautiful. Life has a meaning itself. But who is looking at the Land! How is going on the observation? Is it partial! Biased! Or neutral! Somebody knows! Or the Eagle! In this meantime Eagle is called for the comments of observation - The Eagle wears a black suit. It also wears black sun glass. Its looking very dumb with a sharp red lip. But it is saying that its good to be dumb at this moment. Where sharp lips also indicate something. Here is the Eagle which is from Heaven. It has large wings. Its lips is colored with red. It is prohibited to hurt the naughties! An observer can be a judge. Its duty is to see and report. Today is the date to go to Heaven to report the monthly observation. Its his 39th observation report. It is taking preparation to make a grand report at the 40th report. Here is a chance to take everything come to light. And the God is happy with its report. But the God isn’t concern about its secret plan. He has a very actute political sense. It is very powerful when it sees a powerful political party. Again for a nice combination it is emotional with the poor conditions of the marginal people. Also sometimes makes counter balance and balanced view with the middle class where happiness and sorrows are always in a conflict. The Eagle is bored with reports. Sometimes he needs to create drama for nothing. Also it makes him free. But does freedom means all sense! Whatever happens, good or bad! It needs to report good things. Then why need a reporter! If God cannot give attention to the poor conditions and Bad situations, then why paying the reporters. This Payment can be allotted betweens the marginal class people. Isn’t it! But the God has no headache with it. Everybody is busy with own business where marginal and common class people are the products of their business!. The land is busy neither with domestic social realism nor with dynamic leadership able politics! The land is only saving money for the future life. Some are billionaire and they are transporting money to the other land and in their treasury. Bit the Own land people are getting skinny in physical and mental growth. Their medicines are proper guidelines, proper education, and proper culture practice. Where they are alienated and isolated from the real life. Fancies and social domestic dilemmas are flown over the sky. Here is a lacking of social schooling. Nobody is caring the people who are with loss of childhood, loss of morality, loss of eating nutritious foods. Rather they are still deprived of social developments. Here young generation is in confusion of selecting their life partners legally rather they are engaged in doing illegal sexual relationship which makes life disastrous! They are busy in killing embroys. The hospital toilets are floated with blood every moments. Think, how life is here! A land is under observation for the 24th hours of an Eagle. But something prestigious things happen avoiding its observation. Then the Eagle is in terror to stop them!
Papia_Talukder · 25.6K Views

Am I The Villain?

[Disclaimer: A lot of chapters were removed and revised, starting on chapter 5] TP was your everyday average neet. Aside from working once a week, all he did was play games, eat chips, read manga, and occasionally write comments complaining about how bad a series he continues to watch is. But, he does have ONE particular hobby he picked up a few years back: To give as much hatred as he can to one particular novel. He didn't plan to stop unless his anger faded, or the author stopped writing. But, surprisingly, the undeserving author kept on writing despite having no readers aside from the occasional.. or daily hate comment and reviews from TP. Even TP had to give him credit for his unyielding spirit to write such a terrible novel. One day, after TP satisfyingly left another bad review and went to sleep, what he noticed was something quite unordinary. Something Uncommon. Or rather... impossible. He woke up to a body that wasn't his, and a written letter: Dear Toilet Paper, it has come to my notice that for the past 2 years you have not once missed to leave a single comment on every new chapter I have made. As a writer, I have much to learn; thank you for your criticisms. However, as much as I'd like to continue the story and keep you entertained, I have to put it to a stop. But, since you obviously like my story so much, I've gotten a perfect opportunity to keep you entertained. Hope you like it. Keep in touch, ~Xoxo, your lovely author, Janissa.] ____ COPYRIGHT THUMBNAIL, ALL CREDITS (ASIDE FROM TEXT) GO TO XRallenX ON DEVIANTART. LINK: https://www.deviantart.com/xrallenx/art/Evil-Smile-157230115
WORDEE · 11.5K Views

Tentang kamu

Nasib sial menimpa Anes ketika dia sedang pergi ke toilet yang cukup jauh dari gedung museum, Anes di culik oleh kedua anak buah Andri. Mereka membawa Anes menjauh dari gedung museum, bahkan lebih jauh lagi hingga keluar kota. Lisa selaku teman Anes sangat cemas dengannya karena tidak kunjung datang. Tidak ada yang tau keberadaan Anes dimana, bahkan Anes pun tidak tau dirinya berada di letak kota mana. Anes dikurung di sebuah gedung dengan desain luar yang cukup menyeramkan bahkan semakin seram ketika dia mengetahui ternyata dia dibawa ke kota tak berpenghuni, awalnya Andri mengira hanya ada mereka berempat di tempat itu, tapi ternyata ada satu orang lagi yang bernama Deska, Deska awalnya tidak peduli dengan urusan mereka, dan memutuskan untuk memilih tidak mengetahui apa-apa meskipun dia tau, tapi Anes meminta bantuannya dengan raut wajah memelas, pada akhirnya hati Deska tergerak untuk menyelamatkan Anes. Deska dan Anes berhasil keluar dari gedung itu, karena tempat tinggal Anes sangat jauh dengan lokasinya sekarang dia memutuskan untuk tinggal bersama dengan Deska. Hari-hari yang mereka lalui bersama menjadi sangat menyenangkan, sampai akhirnya tanpa di sadari mereka telah jatuh cinta. Berbulan-bulan berlalu cinta mereka semakin banyak rintangan yang terus berdatangan, sampai mengancam umur hubungan mereka berdua. Dewi kakak dari Anes memaksanya untuk melanjutkan pendidikan ke jenjang kuliah. Tapi Anes sempat menolak perintah kakaknya secara mentah-mentah dan terjadi cekcok yang cukup besar, sehingga Anes tidak sengaja berbicara mengenai hubungannya dengan Deska. Sontak membuat Dewi kaget dengan apa yang di dengarnya, sebab selama ini yang dia tahu mereka berdua hanyalah teman biasa. Dewi pun langsung membawanya pulang ke rumah dan Dewi melaporkan semuanya kepada orang tua mereka. Pada akhirnya Anes menuruti semua perintah kakaknya untuk kuliah dan pergi dari tempat Deska. Perasaan mereka berdua sangat hancur ketika di paksa berpisah. Tapi Anes memutuskan hubungannya semata-mata agar hidup Deska tidak terancam, apa lagi hanya karena dirinya. Deska yang tidak mengetahui alasan yang jelas kenapa Anes meninggalkan begitu saja membuat dirinya sangat hancur.
kenkaneki_20 · 15.8K Views
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