Funny Snape

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

Harry Potter world, Voldemort uses himself and vampire genes to create the mystical creature, the Vampire Wizard. Voldemort went out of his way to give the child to Lucius for adoption under the surname Malfoy. Unfortunately, Voldemort's plan to create a vampire empire, instead the vampire wizard completely failed, by their own creation of the villain but ultimately become the saviour! Enter Hogwarts to study, take away the magic stone, enter the secret room to liberate the prisoners of Azkaban, one conspiracy after another are starting to revolve around this vampire, the crisis and the future of the road in the non-stop changes. Dumbledore:Recruiting Daria into the school was the greatest blessing of my life. Snape:This child is the being that redeemed me. Hagrid:Daria's family has the most massive bestiary I've ever seen! Malfoy:He's a demon, a demon! Voldemort went numb, I'm damned...I've made myself a formidable opponent?

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

[Empress + Multiple Female Protagonists + Funny + Diary + Exposure + Super Cool + Invincible + Super Explosive] Lin Feng traveled to the world of cultivators and lived for six thousand years. He used all kinds of identities to leave behind countless legends and some romantic encounters. Until one day, his diary was found. The world of cultivators was shocked to find that there was such a sixth brother in this world. After the diary was exposed, the secrets of this world were also revealed. [The Holy Virgin of Jade Lake is really good, hehehe!] [Who would have thought that the Empress of the Celestial Dynasty would have such a delicate and charming side?] 　 [Today, I found some secrets about this world.] [I'm tired of using the name Emperor Huang the Celestial Emperor. Tomorrow, I'll change my identity!] PS: Great Emperor is just a title, not a cultivation level. If you don't like it, don't criticize.

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

un ex SAS europeo miembro de la legión de los 15 ghost es rencarnado en severus snape, este recuperó sus recuerdos después de la muerte de lily y obtuvo el sistema del Rey Demonio. r18 por literatura erotica y temas fuertes

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

Woke up in some frozen hellscape today. Funny thing is, I'm stuck in a kid's body of all things. One good eye, one empty socket, and a voice in my head that won't stop talking. Yeah, you heard that right. The snow's everywhere. White as far as I can see, except for these footprints cutting through it all. Someone—or something—left them here. And since I'm not too keen on becoming another frozen corpse in this wasteland, guess I'm following them. Not the smartest plan, maybe. But when you're alone in a dead world with nothing but a mouthy ghost for company, you take what you can get.

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

In Kyle’s Dark Ascent, Kyle finds himself transported into the world of Harry Potter, where he gains access to a unique power known as the "Emo Chest" system. By provoking intense reactions and raising the blood pressure of those around him, he can unlock magical treasure chests. His first reward grants him a dark talent: the "Heart of Black Magic," which corrupts any spell he uses, transforming it into dark magic. Even as a young child, Kyle's reputation grows. At five, he roams Knockturn Alley as the infamous "Blood Demon." By the age of seven, he's already been sent to Azkaban, where the dementors crown him as their king. At Hogwarts, Kyle's chaotic abilities become a constant source of frustration for his professors. Professor McGonagall reprimands him for turning a needle into a dementor with Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick is bewildered when a simple levitation charm sends part of the castle flying. Even Professor Snape warns Dumbledore that Kyle is destined to become the next Dark Lord. But Kyle has grander ambitions. "Dark Lord?" he scoffs. "Call me Satan. One day, even the devil will be ashamed not to have my name tattooed on his back." Darkly humorous and filled with magical mayhem, Kyle’s Dark Ascent chronicles the rise of a boy determined to make his mark on the wizarding world, one chaotic spell at a time.

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Rhea Kapoor is a glamorous social media influencer with millions of followers and a meticulously curated online life. But behind the filters, she longs for authenticity and a deeper connection. On a trip to Himachal Pradesh for a friend’s wedding, she meets Karan Deshmukh, a nature-loving conservationist who lives off the grid and despises technology. As their romance blossoms offline, Rhea hides her influencer identity, enjoying the peace of an unfiltered relationship. However, when Karan learns about her online fame, misunderstandings, and tension arise. Can their love survive in a world where private moments become public and technology threatens to disconnect them? Offline Love is a heartwarming, funny, and dramatic journey about finding balance between the real and digital worlds.

“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.” Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride. “Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness. Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man. “You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as though he had said something funny. “You are mine now, Joanna. I’m gonna do all kind of crazy things to your body, make you crave me, want more and beg me to F**k you mercilessly!” He smirked evilly at her.

In order to keep her father's beta status, Freya's stepmother forces her to marry Fenris, the Alpha King who has been in a coma for three years. Everyone in the pack is looking at her funny. Unexpectedly, Fenris wakes up unexpectedly shortly afterward. Upon awakening, Fenris goes on a rampage, snarling, "Even if you're pregnant with twins, you don't deserve to be my Luna, give birth and leave my pack!" Freya left the Shadowfang pack with their genius twins. A few years later, the genius twins looked at their father, "Back then, you said their mother wasn't worthy of being Luna?"

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Synopsis Imagine meeting someone for the first time in your life, funny enough meeting them on 2 different cases same day! Each encounter was dramatic and a little bìt too serious. Trying to remove your self from those dramas only creates more opportunities to be entangled with this person. Along the line, self discovery came from both party Trying to turn to something beautiful. Boom! a big obstacle came in. What is that?

In the shadow of the night, where daylight's reflection is the only light, Vengeance emerges as the sole truth when the lips of Justice Lie. I am the bridge between justice and the corruption that festers within humanity. My mission? To uproot every last weed from the garden of society. My resolve is as unyielding as a steel trap, and I’m prepared to face the darkest of shadows, those that lurk beyond the reach of ordinary senses. But sometimes, even the strongest resolve is tested by forces too eerie to fathom. So buckle up, because if you think you’ve seen the depths of darkness, think again. Things are about to get intriguingly bizarre—and a little bit funny—on this wild ride into the unknown. Ready to dive in? Let’s see if my resolve can stand up to the absurdities lurking in the dark!

To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation. As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away, That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world. With the shackles that bound our world now severed— A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits, As we turn the corner... ------ The Sacred Ruins Is a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, although its ancient history remains largely unknown. The story begins during the post-graduation trip of our protagonist, where he discovers some ancient ruins and witnesses “the great change”, an upheaval that changed everything. The changing earth not only brought about new, unexplored landscape but also sparked the evolution of all organisms. Plants and animals started gaining sentience and some humans obtained unimaginable powers. The legends, myths, and tales of old seemed to have suddenly come to life as the earth entered a new era where beasts and men formed factions, explored new lands and ultimately struggled for supremacy. We follow the MC as he grows from being an eccentric young man into a badass expert warrior while meeting other funny characters and forming brotherly bonds. We watch as he falls into just as much hilarious situations as he does perilous ones, all the while wondering and slowly discovering the mysteries of this world. Just why was the world destroyed in the first place? Who or what had triggered this earth-shattering “change”? What profundities lie behind the process of evolution? ------ Chen Dong is one of the top authors in the Chinese Qidian site and this particular novel has been number one on its monthly charts for several months straight. If you are looking for a funny and unique novel that is free from the cliches of reincarnation and cultivation, this might just be what you are looking for. The story develops quite slowly for the first ten chapters or so but becomes much better paced afterwards. ------ Release Rate: 7 Chapters/Week

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

Krea and Zi Adventures is a series in a tale that is filled with the whims of mystical beings. It is set in the town of Calicrow that at first, seemed bland to Zi. She hangs out with her best friend Krea, who is now realizing she is a mystical as well. Zi is a Velcro being, with parents that help protect the world from creatures that act up. Der is Zi older brother, and he is training the girls to hone their magical powers so that they can defend themselves from the attacks of others. They all went through drama and scary incidents. They have solved mysteries. This adventure is fast paced with action and funny moments that will be cherished forever!

The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.

"Did you think that you can escape from me, you are mine and will always be" "Very funny Mr Xander but I don't think your fiancee will like it if she finds us like this, don't you think?" "I love you mia" "I hate you and you know that" " I'll make things right" "I don't care, let go of me before I cause a scene" "Mia........." "oh before I forget my name is Ava Michelson not mia, mia died years ago"

A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems ... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was known as "Dongyu Town Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Detective and Criminal Officer". Then, many funny stories happened!

"The world is a place where both beauty and terror, cause one to tread a path. It's this said path that only the crazy or outright insane may live longer enough to tale their tale of their journey." - Suguru Shinomura "Peace" has finally returned to the world after a devastating war; with most of the gods and higher beings devoured. With most of the world still reeling from the aftermath, the very ones who started this whole fiasco–hiding in a world opposite of our own, are preparing to finish what they started. Warnings: -Harem -Yuri(no lemon scenes but mentioned) -Yaoi(no lemon scenes but mentioned) -Expect massive POV shifts -quite politically heavy -Racism -This may become dark(it's more on one's perspective, but expect hinting to things like Nercophila, BDSM, torture, slavery, genocide, twisted morals, etc) -Dubious Consent -Do expect Omakes(both funny and/or sexual in nature)[Some may be canon]

In an alternate universe of the Harry Potter series, a man from modern-day London is reincarnated as Lilith Rosier, a young witch with an insatiable thirst for power. Granted three wishes upon his reincarnation, he chooses exceptional skills in Transmutation, the appearance of Lily Evans, and a background tied to House Rosier. As Lilith grows up in an orphanage and later attends Hogwarts, she excels in Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, and especially in Transmutation, driven by a desire for control and power. Lilith’s journey takes a dark turn under the mentorship of Bellatrix Lestrange, who molds her into a ruthless and deranged follower of Voldemort. Her dual life at Hogwarts becomes a precarious balance as she maintains a facade of normalcy while embracing her dark side. Her proficiency in dark magic and her increasing instability alarm her professors, including Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape, who sense the growing darkness within her.

I hope you guys read my newest story titled My Forgotten Childhood friend. I'll be also writing more funny stories like this one