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[space + superpower+ farming + family + babies + slow pace + face slapping+world building] Elena has returned from a dark future where society has collapsed. Now, as the apocalypse approaches once more, she must confront the dangers alongside her husband, Ethan, and his courageous family. Together, they fight against natural disasters, mutant beasts, and an alien invasion that threatens to eradicate humanity. Join Elena and Ethan as they navigate a world full of uncertainty. ******** Excerpt: Triplets little show (2 years old) Ethan was strolling through the living room when he spotted his son climbing on the table. Ethan: “Leo, come down!” Baby 1, in the kitchen, turned around and sprinted to the sofa. Baby 1: “Daddy, eo!” [pointing at himself earnestly] Ethan: “Oops, my mistake! Leo’s here; Finn, get down now!” Baby 3 burst from the bedroom, rushing to the sofa. Baby 3: “Daddy!” [looking puzzled] Ethan: “Finn?” Baby 3: “Daddy, Finn!” [leaping into Ethan’s arms] Ethan felt his face heat up. Just then, Max darted down the table, throwing himself into Elena’s embrace. Baby 2: [giggling as Elena smothered her with kisses] “Mommy!” Elena shot Ethan a knowing look, her eyes saying, “You mixed them up again.” Ethan: [with a playful glint in his eye] “Can you blame me? They’re all adorable little lookalikes!” They both chuckle, watching the chaos unfold.

Izan, a Spanish-Japanese boy who lived with his mother and sister in the heart of Valencia played for the Valencia academy since he could remember. As life fucks as all, Izan found himself being laid off by his club for being talentless. Frustrated, Izan runs around his local pitch, trying to get the news off his mind. As fate would have it, Izan gets struck by lightning which gives him a system. Izan with the system embarks on a journey to becoming 'THE' god of football. We all know he can and probably will but how does he get there? ************ 1. set in post messi-ronaldo dominant era.[2022, post-messi-ronaldo peak era in Europe] 2. Real-world likeness. 3. 1700 words on average 4. There is a system but no over the top emphasis on it. Pure Football lovers here. Let's get this novel up. Help me with your Golden Tickets and reviews and share this Novel ************* Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google 1 dragon: 2 bonus chapters 1 magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters [will be released the day following the gift] 30 golden tickets= 1bonus chapter [will be spread across the week if its too many]

Richard Maddox, a once-promising football prodigy, dreamed of becoming a star. But just as his dream was within reach, it was abruptly shattered when he banged his head on the goalpost, fracturing his skull. Forced into early retirement, Richard vanished from the public eye. People thought Richard Maddox was done for. However, no one expected that during his unconscious state, his spirit detached from his body. He drifted through time, witnessing the world of football from the perspective of a ghost. It was strange, unpleasant, yet exciting. No need for tickets or travel—he could simply fly. England, Italy, Spain, Germany—the best football countries in Europe—and even the passionate South America, the energetic Africa, and the growing Asia—Richard observed the rise and fall of football giants, all from the sidelines. However, watching football from the other side was quite different from experiencing it live. He missed the cheering, singing, and chanting with the other fans. No one could hear him now. No one could watch football with him. He was... alone. Just as Richard was about to be bored to death, his soul was sucked back, and he realized that only an entire year had passed. 'Interesting,' he thought, laughing. “I could bet, invest in companies that will succeed in the future, and get rich. Bitcoin, I'm coming, baby.” but who could have guessed that Richard would dive so deep into the world of football—From owning a single share to testing the waters as a scout, trying his hand as an agent, and eventually stepping into the world of coaching, before finally diving into the realm of football club ownership. It has truly been a full spectrum of football, the highs and the lows. Join us as we welcome Richard Maddox!

"Check out my new novel, 'Reincarnated As A Wonderkid,' in my profile!" ------------ For years, Nathan Perry was known as nothing more than the coach's son. Despite his natural talent, his reputation had been tarnished. His every move on the field was overshadowed by the belief that he only played because of his father's influence—Tyler Perry, a renowned coach in a prestigious academy. Fans laughed at him. His teammates doubted him. The media dismissed him as a shadow, not a player. But on one fateful day, everything changed. After a crushing public humiliation on the pitch, Nathan felt something stir within him. A strange sensation, like an electric pulse running through his body. And then… A holographic screen flickered into existence before his eyes. [Ding! The Hidden Legend System Has Activated!] The system was real. Armed with a newfound power, Nathan was now able to earn **Legend Points** every time he proved his worth—whether through athletic skill or personal growth. These points could be used to unlock legendary abilities from the greatest football players of all time—Messi, Ronaldo, Zidane. Skills and talents that could take him from a forgotten talent to a global legend. It wasn’t just about football anymore. It was about proving to the world that he was more than just the son of a coach. From the depths of ridicule to the top of the football world—can Nathan use the **Hidden Legend System** to rewrite his story and claim his rightful place as the greatest player the world has ever seen? He was once mocked. Now, he will become unstoppable. Because this time… he will prove he doesn’t need anyone’s help to be the best.

Eamond Richard dies as he lived: ruthless, filthy rich, and utterly alone. Reborn into a medieval world where magic trumps all, he wields Money Magic—a system that turns gold into godlike power. Bankrolling wars, monetizing dragons, and weaponizing debt, Eamond builds an empire with the glee of a shark in a treasury. But beneath his carefree swagger lies a twice-orphaned outcast who knows the real game isn’t wealth… It’s never losing again. Yet for all his schemes, Eamond can’t outrun the system’s fine print: hoard too much, and your soul becomes currency. As terrifying creatures and jealous gods close in, he faces a paradox—the more invincible he becomes, the clearer it is that money can’t buy what he truly wants.

A forgotten boy. A broken ankle. A mysterious AI named VALYS. When Mahmoud transforms from an injured nobody into a football legend who wins the World Cup.

It all started on 28, May, 2011… A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it. ‘I want to play ball!’ It all ended on 12, May, 2018… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it. And it all changed on 18, December, 2022… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created. {Your plea for a miracle has been answered!} {Congratulations! You have received a reward: Ultimate Football System!} This is the story of Sam, a young Nigerian whose passion for football created a miracle. With his miracle, watch the boy dominate the world of football, break countless records, climb the all-time rankings, and establish himself as the G.O.A.T, the Greatest of all time. Watch Sam become the God of football.

From a forgotten village to a rising empire. Fifteen-year-old Finn was just an orphan scraping by in Riverwood, a struggling village at the edge of nowhere. But when he awakens the mysterious Master Builder System, everything changes. Now, he can construct and upgrade real-world structures like a strategy game made real. ● Build Lumber Mills, Stone Quarries, Water Wells, and Farms to supply the village. ● Raise Guard Posts, Watchtowers, Training Grounds, and Walls to protect it. ● Establish Schools, Workshops, Markets, and Barracks to grow its people. ● Unlock Hero Altars, Academies, and Command Centers to train future legends. Through the system’s layered panels—Status, Builder, Shop, Missions and more—Finn gains the power to manage resources, design infrastructure, develop industries, and train villagers into skilled fighters, craftsmen, scholars… or heroes. What begins as an effort to improve his village soon grows into a campaign to build a kingdom, and perhaps one day, an empire. Dark forces that once shattered ancient civilizations are stirring again and Finn’s empire may mark the first true rise of humanity in an age long ruled by chaos. He doesn’t just build for glory. He builds for hope. He builds for the future. And one day, he will build a legend.

A brilliant but broken military commander and weapons engineer, perishing in the final hours of a brutal modern war, awakens in the body of a sickly noble boy in a dying frontier house of a massive feudal empire. Armed with knowledge of tactics, logistics, and industrial engineering centuries ahead of this new world, he begins a lifelong campaign to transform his backwater barony into an unbreakable bastion—politically, militarily, and economically—while navigating court intrigue, love, and the mysteries of the system that governs his new reality.

When Finn Doria entered the Sacred Dragon Institute, all he wanted was to uncover the truth behind his uncle’s death. He trained diligently, wanting to earn the institution’s recognition. However, an incident changed his life forever that helped him learned the truth. And now, he is ready to embark on an adventure and fight to save his clan from their enemies…

A football analyst/podcaster/expert finds himself back in 2010, fifteen years back from his timeline. He finds himself as Laurence Gonzales, the manager of CD Tenerife, a club newly promoted from Spanish Segunda Division. Knowing the advantages he had in his new reality, he will work hard to make his own place among the legends of the game- Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger, spoPep Guardiola, Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelloti, Jurgen Klopp and many more. His name will be spoken along the likes of them. No, his name will be higher than them. He will make sure of it. And it will all start by creating a dynasty at Tenerife.

Andrew, a young student, was patiently waiting for the bus home after school. The lonely street and the impending rain that had started out of nowhere, along with a novel he used to read in his free time, distracted Andrew from the long wait for his bus. However, little did Andrew know that the sudden appearance of a very tall, old man would completely change his life. Traveling to a world that, until a few seconds ago, Andrew, or now known as Finn, believed to be fiction, Finn will have to survive in this new world filled with monsters, tragedies, corruption, and depravity. Will Finn be able to stand tall with his ideals and morals and live a peaceful life as an adventurer, or will he fall to the pleasures and corruption of this world and become another of its great tragedies? -- This story will have some POVs and thoughts from the characters. There will be a lot of explicit content, from gore to suggestive themes, also the character won't be strong in 2 or 3 chapters, he will grow stronger as long as the story progress. And finally, there may also be a lot of background story or lore (I don't know what you call it) about certain characters, places, and even eras.

A story about a man that died with a lot of regrets. Follow him as gets a chance to rewrite his story and do right by those whom he fails in the past. Follow his journey as he embarks on the road to becoming The Greatest Of All Time, The Goat, The singularity. Of the beautiful game of Football Thank you for giving my novel a chance I’m quit new to this so I hope you enjoyable read in a world of my creation

"What exactly is the point of this life of mine?" Lukas Brandt thought to himself as he chugged down a cup of Wheat beer in a local pub in Darmstadt. He had always dreamt of being a professional footballer, he fell in love with the sport when he watched his country Germany beat the Argentine national team in the World Cup final in 2014, with memories of his father hugging him tightly after Mario Gotze scored the goal that gave them the cup. He had been 7 back then, currently 36, but his biggest regret was giving up at the first sight of failure at 15. He had given up his dream of one day representing his country, and died (un)fortunately while trying to save a kid. Waking up 20 years younger and with a system, follow Lukas' journey from an SV Darmstadt 98 academy reject, to undoubtedly the greatest footballer of all time. Set in an alternate universe so some names and events will obviously be changed massively, else it'll just be a biography of a real life player :⁠') ************************ Release schedule: At least 1 chapter daily. Word count: About 1500 words per chapter on average. This is gonna be a loonngg story, so get comfortable. 15 GOLDEN TICKETS = 1 extra chapter (will be spread across the week if it's too much. [that will be a nice problem to have.]) 1 dragon = 2 bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = 4 bonus chapters 1 Spacecraft = 6 bonus chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 bonus chapters + addressing you as "Your Highness" in every chapter's comment section (TT) ******** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. While the names of certain football clubs, competitions, and figures are used for the purposes of creating a sense of realism, this story is purely imaginary. No association with or endorsement by any actual person, team, club, governing body, or organization is intended or should be inferred. All trademarks and service marks, including club and federation names, are the property of their respective owners, and no infringement is intended. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, beyond those clearly identified, is purely coincidental.

Radim Dziky was once the name everyone chanted—young, talented, and marked for greatness. Then, without warning, he vanished. No explanations. No goodbyes. Just silence and speculation. But when Racova, a sharp-eyed scout with little patience for drama, tracks him down, she doesn’t ask questions. She gives him a choice, disappear for good, or return—stronger, sharper, and ready to prove himself among the best at a top university football program. The road ahead won’t be easy. The game is faster. The players, ruthless. The pressure, constant. And whatever drove Radim to the edge still lingers in the shadows. This is a story of return. Of rebuilding from nothing. Of playing not to be seen, but to be undeniable.

What do you do when the universe decides to flip you a middle finger? Valen Alarcon was a promising young footballer with the Manchester United U9s. He was supposed to be the next big thing and had a talent that was undeniable even at a young age. Unfortunately, an ACL injury shattered his dreams. From the golden boy at Manchester United's U9s to being unable to get scouted at a League One club's academy. Still, Valen worked hard and managed to get himself into Birmingham City's academy and was working hard to make it into the first team. And then the universe fucked him in the ass... again. He had another ACL injury and he was released. When all seemed lost and his football career down the drain, Valen got struck by lightning, and then something strange happened. [Ding! Synchronization complete] [Football System activated!]

In a world where football follows rigid rules and tactical systems, one player rewrites the game by breaking every single one of them. Reiji Kaoru has no team no coach no agent not even a position. He’s rejected by every club in Japan labeled uncoachable and strange. But behind the shadows hides a genius who sees football like no one else. He appears in the worst teams the weakest clubs the biggest failures and changes their destiny without anyone realizing how. He plays striker then sweeper then goalkeeper then coach then sub then benchwarmer each time confusing fans and teammates alike. Every action seems wrong every decision disappointing until the truth hits like lightning It was all part of the plan What starts as a laughingstock turns into a terrifying phenomenon shaking the entire world of football He is not the hero He is the glitch in the system He is The Ghost Playmaker

In a world where American football has become the number one global sport even in countries like Japan, Brazil, Nigeria, and Jamaica one high school fights to reclaim its fallen legacy. T.B.C. Private High was once the pride of Jamaican football. A powerhouse that bred legends. A school that broke records and borders. But now? They can’t even win a district game. That changes when a new principal steps in with a vision and a secret weapon. At the helm of his bold new program: a four-time Super Nova champion, former World MVP, and one of the greatest players in the history of the sport. His mission? Resurrect T.B.C. Win the NFS (National Football Series). Topple the Jamaican national team. And conquer the Super Nova. In this school, only the elite survive. Old talent won’t save you. Politics and legacy mean nothing. You either evolve or get cut. The fire has been lit. The world is watching. Can a small island nation rise to challenge global titans like the U.S., Russia, and Germany? The revolution begins now.

Elliot Finn, a young outcast from the mystical continent of Eldraya, is betrayed by the person he trusted most — his childhood love, Lyra, who delivers him into the hands of a dark cult seeking a "sacrifice" to awaken an ancient force. Believed dead, Elliot survives and is taken in by a hidden clan—The Order of Ash, a forgotten bloodline with ties to the world’s original magic. Scarred but burning with vengeance and confusion, Elliot discovers that he bears the Mark of Vaelion, a lost prophecy about a chosen one destined to reshape the balance of light and darkness. With newfound powers, allies, and a tormented heart, he embarks on an epic quest across magical realms — facing beasts, betrayal, war, and even the gods themselves. But as he grows stronger, a question haunts him: > “Was Lyra’s betrayal a lie... or the beginning of a much darker truth?”

James Wong thought his dream died the day his knee snapped. At 27, with his football career in ruins and nothing left to cling to, he makes a desperate wish—to start over. Miraculously, the universe answers. James wakes up as his 10-year-old self in the Philippines, a country where football is dismissed and forgotten. But this time, he has a secret weapon: memories of his first life, emotional scars turned into passive abilities, and access to a mysterious "Total Football System" that guides his second chance like a game. Armed with knowledge, grit, and a burning need to rewrite his story, James begins rebuilding his dream from scratch. He earns respect on the schoolyard, trains under a quietly observant coach, and assembles a ragtag team of underdogs determined to challenge the status quo. But the past doesn’t stay buried—ghosts like Maria, the girl who once betrayed him, and Ana, the childhood friend who once grounded him, return with uncertain intentions. With every match, every stat gain, and every emotional test, James isn’t just fighting to win. He’s fighting to redefine who he is—and maybe change football’s place in a country that never gave it a chance. Because this time, he’s not just playing the game. He’s rewriting the rules.

Che Louw. A young boy from Stuttgart. Known for his unmatched touch, his ability to glide past defenders like they’re nothing. A magician with the ball. But one thing has always made people doubt him—his small, fragile frame. Football isn’t kind to the weak, they say. The question has followed him his whole life: can he really make it? But Che doesn’t play to prove people right or wrong. He plays because football is who he is. And he’ll find his own way, no matter what. CAUTION: This is all fiction. Most of the events aren't true and the ones that are will be based on past events. NOTE: I use football terms A LOT. I hope you understand them. NO SYSTEMS. Goodluck

In his past life, he was a gifted footballer from Nepal, a player with raw talent and burning passion. But in a country plagued with corruption and politics, talent meant nothing. His dreams of going pro were crushed, forcing him into a life of labor, regret, and what-ifs. Until death gave him a second chance. Now reborn in Brazil as Lucas Rocha Silva, a 10-year-old boy with supportive parents and a nation that breathes football, he remembers everything his past life, his pain, and above all, his undying love for the game. When his innate talent shines early, his parents enroll him in a prestigious youth academy hours from home. There, away from family and comfort, Lucas must battle homesickness, fierce rivals, and a brutal training system. But he’s not alone, A mysterious system awakens within him one that allows him to copy and master the skills of those around him. Not instantly or flawlessly, just quicker, smarter, and with more depth than the rest. In a world full of prodigies and pressure, Lucas is chasing the greatness he was denied, writing a legacy that will stand forever. This is his path. This is his legacy. This is Football Legacy: Path to Greatness.

Finn never wanted war, but war found him. The Black Pact slaughtered his family—and now it's coming for him. With the blood of witches and demons burning in his veins, he's caught between two worlds that both want him dead. Guided by Eric, the last Witch Knight, Finn must master the power inside him before it consumes his soul. But each step forward draws stronger enemies—werewolves, the witch coven led by Seraphine, bloodthirsty vampires, wizards and the Black Pact Order coven. Finn and Eric needs all the help they could get as they journeyed into different realms aiming to end all foes. "This is no training. It's survival. And if I fail, the world burns with me." He whispered. --- Author's note This is my first time writing, so the early chapters might be a little bit sluggish but it gets better. My English is not that strong, but please bear with me, I'm improving everyday.

Preksha, a dreamy and determined girl who wants to become a surgeon someday, walks into her Class 9 classroom on the first day of the new academic year. Across the room, he — Harshit— the quiet boy with a football heart and dreams of a diploma in computer science. He's not a topper. Not loud. Not popular. But he notices her… and something clicks. And then... He calls her name. Out loud. Just once. A normal moment — but something inside her changes. From awkward glances during lectures to accidental meetings in corridors... From a football hitting her accidentally to teasing moments by friends... Their story unfolds slowly, gently — in the gaps between math lectures, biology complaints. Neither of them confesses, but their hearts speak through silence, eye contact, and the little details. Everyone seems to notice what they try to hide. The story is just beginning — but already feels like it’s something more than just a school crush.

Takashi Ren an inspiring footballer has dreams of winning the world cup but he has an immesurable setback which causes him to evolve

They referred to him as insane. He was too young, they claimed. Too crazy. It's too poetic. Too fixated. However, they failed to comprehend. Goals are not the reason Daniel "Caos" Gómez plays. He rewrites history via his plays. He scores hat-tricks in eleven minutes at the age of fifteen. He outtrains titans, outruns legends, and rips over Europe like a prophesy at the age of sixteen. He doesn't talk when he trains. uses Latin to write. Dreams that burn. "I'm not playing here. Football is what I'm here to make kneel. Pain, however, simmers beneath the stadium lights and growing celebrity: A rival who was once a dear friend. The death of a mother still stings. A girl who never turned around after dancing in the rain. Caos must now decide if he wants to claim immortality at the expense of his humanity. Or will he strike the heavens—and shatter the gods? Start reading now if you love: Mythic sports drama Genius MCs with fire in their veins Emotional rivalries and broken love Football as poetry and war Obsession, grief, ambition, legacy Tags: Sports, Football, Mythic Rise, Tragic Past, Legendary MC, Coming of Age, Rivalry, Dark Romance, Training Arc, Late Love, Champions League, Football Royalty, Obsession to Greatness, Modern Epic, Latin Vibes, Poetic Hero, God Mode, Real Madrid

Takumi Usui, a naturally gifted yet self-doubting midfielder, has just joined Skyline FC Academy, a world-renowned institution known for producing football legends. Though his passing range and tactical vision set him apart, Takumi struggles to find his place among the country’s brightest young football talents. On his first day, he’s immediately thrown into intense competition, facing the brutal reality of a system that demands not just skill, but heart, mental toughness, and relentless perseverance. In Skyline FC, the bar is set impossibly high. The academy’s legendary coach, Sora, pushes every player to their limits. The players are talented, but Takumi quickly learns that talent alone won’t make him a starter—he has to command the game, control the tempo, and become the midfield general his team needs. But it’s not just the football field that challenges him. Off the pitch, he navigates the complexities of friendships, rivalries, and a blossoming romance with Saki Hoshino, a kind-hearted girl from his school who offers him emotional support even when he feels like giving up. Surrounded by fierce competition from rivals like the hot-headed striker Shinji Tanaka and the cocky midfielder Kai Kuroda, Takumi’s journey is one of personal growth, grit, and relentless training. He will need to master advanced football strategies—like the "Triangle Passing System," "Quick-Tempo Transitions," and "Counter-Pressing"—to rise through the ranks. But it’s not just about winning on the field; it’s about transforming his mindset, overcoming self-doubt, and discovering what it truly means to lead from the heart. From the first whistle to the final goal, Takumi must learn that being a hero doesn’t always mean scoring the winning goal—it’s about creating the opportunities, setting the pace, and most importantly, never giving up. Will Takumi become the midfield maestro he dreams of? Or will he falter in the face of overwhelming odds? The beautiful game isn’t just about skill—it’s about heart.

Tristain Dyce, a 17-year-old Haitian-American quarterback, has always dreamed of leading a team to victory. Stuck as a 3rd-stringer on his state championship roster, he jumps at the chance to start fresh with a struggling program in Indiana. When the mysterious [Wasted Talent System] activates, offering him the abilities of NFL quarterbacks whose potential was never realized, Tristain must earn his rewards through relentless effort and precision. Balancing grueling workouts, studying film, and winning over his new team, he begins transforming into the player he’s always wanted to be. As Tristain fights to prove he’s more than just a “wasted talent,” he faces the ultimate question: Can he rise to greatness while staying true to himself? Tristain Dyce, a 17-year-old Haitian-American quarterback, has always dreamed of leading a team to victory. Stuck as a 3rd-stringer on his state championship roster, he jumps at the chance to start fresh with a struggling program in Indiana. When the mysterious [Wasted Talent System] activates, offering him the abilities of NFL quarterbacks whose potential was never realized, Tristain must earn his rewards through relentless effort and precision. Balancing grueling workouts, studying film, and winning over his new team, he begins transforming into the player he’s always wanted to be. As Tristain fights to prove he’s more than just a “wasted talent,” he faces the ultimate question: Can he rise to greatness while staying true to himself?

Hindi akalain ni Arri na magbabago ang buong buhay nya dahil sa isang nakaw na halik. Nagsimula sa isang kasinungalingan ang relasyon nila ni Kaizer na nakilala nya bilang Finn. At higit sa lahat, hindi nya lubos akalaing mawawalan sya ng trabaho dahil dito. Matapos syang palayasin sa isla, hindi nya alam kung paano sisimulan ang kanyang buhay bilang isang single mom. Bukod pa dito, isang trahedya ang susubok sa kanyang tatag sa hamon ng buhay.

Imagine waking up one day and realizing life’s giving you a second run, a chance to redo it all. Crazy, right? Sebastian Falk didn’t just imagine it. He’d already lived a whole life, one that wasn’t anything to write home about. He had worked, struggled, and ultimately died of a heart attack at 49, leaving behind a trail of missed opportunities and quiet regrets. But fate wasn’t done with him. When he opened his eyes again, he wasn’t in a hospital or the afterlife. He was in a whole new body, decades in the past, trapped in the form of a one-year-old child. And this time, he had something special. He wasn’t about to let this shot slip through his fingers. No more doubts holding him back. No more nights spent wondering what could have been. Nope, not this time. He'd made his choice right there and then. He was going after his dream of becoming a professional footballer. No distractions or half-measures. Just relentless determination, raw hunger, and whatever strange edge came with this second chance. And who knows? Maybe he’d end up as one of the greatest to ever play the game. ********** Disclaimer: All rights are reserved for the clubs, academies, players, and real-world entities referenced in this novel. This is purely a work of fiction and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official organizations or individuals. I don’t fully understand how image rights work, and frankly, I’m too lazy to google it, so let’s all just pretend we’re cool with this.