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All Dave Parson wanted to do was leave an angry one-star review for Life.exe. You know, like a normal person. Instead, he accidentally triggered a universal debugging protocol and became the world's first (and extremely reluctant) reality QA tester. Now the universe is taking his feedback way too seriously. Physics gets "rebalanced" every other Tuesday. Cities rearrange themselves overnight to fix "user experience issues." And somewhere, a cosmic dev team is probably adding "optimization of human existence" to their sprint backlog. Armed with nothing but patch notes that appear in his dreams and help from a suspiciously glitchy tech support agent, Dave needs to figure out how to revoke his universal admin privileges before his next cranky review accidentally turns the solar system into a 404 error. Maybe he should have just downloaded a meditation app instead. The One Star Review That Nearly Ended The World - because sometimes the customer isn't just right, they're catastrophically right. (No developers were harmed in the making of this universe. Yet.)

Arya Wiratama has suffered from lifelong insomnia—until one night with Nayara Prameswari changes everything. For the first time, he sleeps soundly. But by morning, she’s gone without a trace. Obsessed with finding her, Arya starts his search, only to uncover something that shouldn’t exist—a secret that threatens his very reality. Because Nayara is not just an ordinary woman. And that one night? It was never a coincidence.

Summary of the Manhwa "That Damn Shoujo" The story follows Jin, a boy who was once a huge fan of webtoons-until everything changed when he turned ten. One by one, all the manhwa he loved disappeared, leaving only one webtoon that took over the world: "Shoujo Multiverse". Everyone became obsessed with it, to the point of addiction-even men couldn't stop reading it! For nine years, this webtoon continued its reign, and now, only one month remained until its final chapter. Jin couldn't stand it anymore-ads were everywhere, his friends wouldn't shut up about it, and even in his dreams, there was no escape! But the final straw came when his teacher announced a school festival to celebrate the webtoon's ending, forcing all students to cosplay as its characters. At that moment, Jin snapped...

Adamas lives in a world of endless frost. He was never favored by the world or fate. Poor and struggling, he resides on the outskirts of a small village, where survival is the only thing that matters. His parents, too, fight their own battles, leaving little comfort for him. In a world where the cold is relentless, every day is a struggle whether it’s defending yourself from unforeseen forces or fighting just to have enough to eat. Survival demands sacrifices, and Adamas will soon learn that no one escapes the frost without paying a price. When a brutal betrayal shatters everything he thought he knew, Adamas is thrust into a cruel reality where trust is scarce and the will to survive is all that keeps him going. With nothing but his determination to fuel him, Adamas strives to grow stronger, to never again face the coldness of a world that has always sought to take everything from him. But in a life marked by endless loss, he will soon discover that the price of strength might be more than he is willing to pay. But death is not the end. Instead, he awakens in an unfamiliar body, in a world unlike any he’s known. Everything has changed. His surroundings, his existence, and the path ahead. What will become of him in this new reality?

The Story of a Villain Journeying Through Ridiculous and Mind-Bending Worlds

Toata's life is painfully ordinary—until it isn't. Plagued by vivid dreams of a mysterious girl named Blossom, his world shifts when she steps out of his dreams and into his reality, bringing with her an invitation he cannot ignore. Whisked away to the Lost World—a realm on the brink of collapse—Toata finds himself in an academy where survival isn't just a lesson but a way of life. Among a cast of misfits, warriors, and schemers, he must ascend ranks, face unimaginable trials, and confront the darkness lurking within the ruins of this once-great world. But the Lost World is more than meets the eye. Haunted by enigmatic figures like the ominous Lucifer and guided by the elusive Blossom, Toata must grapple with the weight of his role in a prophecy that could mean salvation or destruction. As he uncovers secrets buried deep within the world's crumbling walls, he realizes that saving the Lost World might demand more than just strength—it may require him to face the truth about himself. In a tale woven with action, intrigue, and the whispers of betrayal, The World That is Lost challenges its heroes to rise from the ashes of despair. But in a world so thoroughly shattered, can it ever truly be saved?

Sassan Higan awakened his rank at the lowest. Desperate to make ends meet and survive, as well as burning pride to prove his worth, threw away his role as a porter and engaged in combat when his party encountered a dangerous predicament. Abandoned by his party, his life hanging by a thread, stumbled upon a scroll that will soon change his life.

Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real-world events, places, or people—especially regarding the countries mentioned, "United States" and "Greenland"—is purely coincidental. No offense is intended. Enjoy the adventure! Synopsis: Sameer and Tom, two best friends, plan a fun getaway to Greenland with their friends, Paul and Suzein, before their finals. However, an unexpected incident at the airport turns Sameer’s life upside down, setting him on a path he never imagined. Mystery, romance, and fate intertwine as secrets unravel, leading to a journey filled with unexpected twists and life-changing encounters. Tags: #Mystery #R18 #Comedy #Teen #LoveAtFirstSight #RoyalFamily #FatedLove Author’s Note: This is my very first story, and I hope you enjoy it! Whether it turns out to be serious or lighthearted—that’s for you to decide. If you like it, please support it by adding it to your collection and showering it with power stones and golden tickets!

Emily, usually cautious and reserved, finds herself at a trendy bar celebrating a friend's birthday. After a few drinks, she meets a charming and handsome stranger, Jack. They lock eyes, and the chemistry is undeniable. As the night wears on, Emily's inhibitions fade, and she succumbs to Jack's flirtations. They share a passionate night, but the next morning, Emma regrets her impulsive decision. As she quickly gathers her belongings and prepares to leave, Jack shows no signs of remorse or attachment. Emma realizes she's just another notch on his belt. She left in anger feeling used. She vow not to cross path with him ever again, only to find out the next day Jack is her new boss at her place of work.

one day there's a Girl named Sofia Thomas Alexander that have a dream to become a Singer but her family's were not supported the passion because they think music career you can't go anywhere.

In a small town filled with secrets, an unexpected connection awakens forbidden desires. Aunt suzy, with her youthful beauty and innocent charm, turns heads wherever she goes. She's past 30 but radiates the allure of a shy, timeless girl—captivating everyone, including the one who never thought it would be mutual. When unspoken emotions collide, "That Day" becomes a tale of passion, temptation, and a love that defies the ordinary. Dive into this steamy and heartfelt story where boundaries blur and feelings ignite.

Sanaya was passionate at her work. But things changes when Sanaya gets married to the most famous buisness tycoon Zaroon, owner and co-founder of Mackenzie Pvt Ltd. Zaroon's life changes when he meet Sanaya. Is Sanaya a really good girl? What is Sanaya upto? ... Lets come to know the story of Sanaya Bose... In this story you will find in every part a different secret is revealing. All the characters which mentioned in the story had a more darker secret than it looks. EVERY LOVE STORY HAS A VILLAIN BUT IF THE PROTAGONIST BECAME THE REAL ANTAGONIST. Sanaya, who is the heroine of the story will ended up the story by teaching a lesson to everyone. ...

She's trapped by the expectations of her parents. He sets his own expectations and achieves them. Their paths cross through an arranged marriage and the expectations have never been higher.

One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows. To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead. She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead. However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel's plot. Amidst all of the drama, she meets a mysterious guy. But is he a friend or a foe? Can Grace unravel the mysteries hidden within the novel? Can she live a life that she always wanted? Can she escape from this novel? But at what stakes?

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Trina Salvador has always faced life head-on—strong, determined, and unshaken by the struggles she endures. But when she defends the quiet, awkward Zephyr Romeo Anderson from relentless bullies, she has no idea that she’s stepping into something far greater than she could ever imagine. Beneath Zephyr Romeo’s thick glasses and reserved demeanor lies a man with secrets—a man who is anything but ordinary. As their worlds collide, Trina finds herself drawn to the mystery behind his quiet smiles and unwavering presence. But when the truth unravels, will love be enough to bridge the gap between them? A tale of fate, deception, and love that defies all odds—get ready for a story that will keep your heart racing until the very last page.

Imagine you are living your normal life, then suddenly you found yourself with a weird talent and asked to fight monsters for living? That's what happened to John; one day he finds himself in a strange room and a tablet telling him about his talents, Insanity-Check and Double-Focus. And not only that, he was forced into a test to fight monsters that he only thought was a mere legend or myth. He started to control his talent step by step, deepening his understanding of the organization that pushed him through this hell. He was offered a choice to continue with them and enter one of the three departments of the organization: the fighting department, investigation department, or planning and technology department. Through the story, we will experience John's journey from newbie to expert or even more.

A história gira em torno de um jovem de dezoito anos chamado Carlos que mora em uma kitnet no Rio de Janeiro. Em uma certa noite ele acaba experimentando um lanche de uma hamburgueria um tanto diferente, a partir daquele momento sua vida jamais será a mesma. ‍ Carlos acaba morrendo e com isso ele consegue um emprego, mas não é um emprego comum, o seu desempenho será fundamental para que ele agrade os seus superiores e consiga o que não mais o pertence. AVISO!!! Essa Light Novel não é para crianças, a linguagem é pesada e não possui filtros. É uma obra politicamente incorreta que abordará certos temas que pode incomodar o leitor. Para saber mais acesse: https://hellsburger-pre-venda.netlify.app/ Vou deixar o canal do telegram aqui, costumo postar os capítulos com antecedência por lá.  https://t.me/+p6bGExq_SjllYWYx

A Story of Forgotten Bonds, Unspoken Feelings, and an Unexpected Romance Tamaki Nanase has always been at the top—graceful, intelligent, and a natural leader. As the student council president of Seirei High, she upholds perfection in everything she does. But when she reunites with Rem Kotsuki, an infuriatingly indifferent yet undeniably talented classmate, her carefully balanced world is thrown into disarray. Rem isn’t just an annoyance—he’s a mystery. He never tries yet excels at everything, his teasing demeanor gets under Tamaki’s skin, and worst of all, he refuses to take her seriously. Their clashes are legendary, their rivalry the talk of the school, and yet… Tamaki can’t shake the strange sense of familiarity he brings. Unbeknownst to her, Rem is "Kotsu"—the childhood friend she once adored, the boy who had been her escape from a strict and demanding upbringing. But after years apart, he is no longer the same carefree boy from her memories. Having hidden his true self behind an easygoing façade, Rem watches Tamaki from the sidelines, torn between the past they shared and the rivalry they now live. As the two navigate student council duties, school festivals, and an increasing number of stolen moments, their relationship shifts in ways neither of them expected. A heated argument, a lingering gaze, a whispered confession in the moonlight—before they know it, their rivalry turns into something neither of them can deny. From childhood friends to bitter rivals, and now… something much more complicated. In a battle of pride, hidden emotions, and meddlesome friends, will Tamaki and Rem finally face the truth about their past—and their hearts? A love story filled with playful banter, intense rivalry, and the undeniable pull of fate.

In the chaotic realm of Kyyrin, where draconic deities spiral in a deadly dance of death and rebirth, driven by the whims of worship, stands the cunning draconic demon goddess Yuuna. Bound by an ancient cycle, these gods continually perish and are reborn, stripped of memories, doomed to a fleeting existence. But Yuuna harbors a dark secret—her heart is the key to breaking this eternal chain. Desperate for salvation, the divine beings unite with a sinister intent: to kill Yuuna and seize her heart. Enter Xyenn, a 19-year-old with nothing but contempt for gods and a thirst for revenge. Yuuna, ever the strategist, binds this unlikely hero to her cause, sharing her formidable powers with him through a binding contract. Together, they dive into a maelstrom of divine conspiracies and battles. But amidst the chaos and battles, could there emerge an unexpected bond, perhaps love? Or does their alliance simply herald more destruction and sorrow in this god-forsaken world? Only time will tell in this high-stakes game of gods and hearts.

Daniel was sent to summer school by his mother because of failing grades. There is one more seat open and here comes Gabe, his crush, he has been in love with him for 6 years. They make small talk and Daniel is invited to Gabe’s party. They find them selves liking each other and dating. The morning comes with Gabe’s ex trying to kill Daniel. Gabe kills her and they hide her body. They are calm about the murder and Daniel does not know why. They agree to not talk about it, instead they come out to Daniel’s parents. His mom knew already but his dad didn’t take it so well. His father tried shooting Daniel and when Gabe’s pulls out his emergency gun to shoot the father, he shoots Daniel! Daniel faints and wakes up in his mother’s house. After crying and apologizing, Daniel asked what happened to his dad. With a normal response, his mother replied, “in the freezer”. Daniel was confused why murder was not freaking anyone out. Little does he know that his mom has a huge secret. Secrets unravel and more death takes place. Daniel and Gabe have become the next Bonnie and Clyde! After numerous murders and questions asked, one attempted murder ruins it all. Sadly their happiness comes to a stop when the FBI finally finds them. The question is, is this the end or is it just getting started?

One day, high schooler Kaito had experience a time lag which turned his one week into a day. For him to filled up the memories of his week, he had gotten help from a girl that had experienced it before. During the journey, both of them had realized Kaito's week was not just a simple anomaly, it was something further than that.

Long ago, when the world was young and humanity struggled against the forces of chaos, the gods intervened. They forged a sword, not as a weapon of destruction, but as a gift of hope. Each god poured a fragment of their essence into it-courage, wisdom, resilience, and strength. It's a sword meant for everything possible. For centuries, the blade lay hidden, waiting for the right moment to be discovered. It wasn't buried in gold or locked away in a grand vault-it rested quietly in the heart of the earth, untouched and unseen, until the time was right. When the first hand grasped the hilt, the sword came alive. Its surface shimmered with an otherworldly glow, a promise of the power within. The one who found it didn't know the gods had shaped it, nor did they understand the weight of what they held. But the sword recognized them. It responded to their strength, their resolve, and their needs. As the blade cut through the darkness for the first time, it wasn't just its edge that brought change. It was the force behind it-the will to fight for survival, for something greater than fear. With every swing, the sword grew brighter, stronger, as if it fed not on blood but on purpose. Though the gods forged the blade, it wasn't theirs anymore. In that moment, it became part of humanity, a bond between the divine and mortal worlds. And for the one who wielded it, the sword was more than steel and magic-it was a companion, a guide, and a silent promise: you are not alone. Thus began the sword's journey, not just as a tool of battle, but as a symbol of what humanity could become. And though its path was just beginning, the gods knew it would go on, far beyond what even they could imagine.

The main character (MC) dies and reincarnates as the short-lived villainess in a wicked game the MC played. The MC had a favorite character in the game, the (older & single) great general of Dorono! Sadly, he dies during the war that occurs towards the end of the game… Now living as Airee, the MC will do everything in her power to save the general. But first, she'll have to derail from the plotline to avoid her betrothed—the crown prince—and his lover, the heroine... Contains R18, adult themes. Mature audiences only. Slow-burn.

I am Susan Davis, twenty five years old, a very affluent lady, business woman, and most especially, a bachelor lady. Everything in my life is going perfectly and I have everything I need. Working as the office assistant for one of the biggest shipping company in the world, my salary is in millions of dollars. Having fake friends around me, that all they care about is my money. I cared less but I still desired to have a real friendship. Having the perfect family, living such an independent life. All I do is to work, I am known for being such a workaholic. Like most people say, I keep getting richer. I had everything I wanted but I justed needed a coma in my life, I needed to be in a relationship. I was so busy studying and working, I had never experience what 'love' means. Everything was so perfect until that day, "you have been suspended for six months." I was meant to be sad but the joy overtook. It was definitely what I needed, some time to myself. Stepping into the elevator and one of my office friend enters. She shows me a hotel program, "JUST THAT BREAK." Was this going to be what I wanted? That one coma in my life.