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Lemons of Fate

“IF life gives you lemons, well then, you’re god.” At least that’s what I wrote in my middle school diary, hoping it would be some kind of life mantra. Fast forward 15 years, and apparently, my childish optimism is the least of my worries. I’m now trapped in the novel I wrote as a kid. And no, I didn’t dream this up. There’s no way I imagined the high school drama, the ridiculous fantasy world, and—most importantly—the absurdly cliché plotline of some random teenager becoming a hero by… well, not being an idiot. But here I am. Caught between pages, awkwardly stuck in the world of my imagination where I’m supposed to be a minor character who dies in chapter three. Yeah. Real great, right? And here’s the kicker: It’s not like life (or the "god" of this world, which, let’s be honest, feels a lot like life at this point) is giving me some great power or destiny. No, no, no. Life’s throwing the equivalent of lemons at me, and I have no idea how to make lemonade. I mean, seriously? This world was supposed to be an adventure, full of magic, mythical creatures, and an epic storyline. But instead, I'm stuck here watching the “real” protagonist—who’s probably off saving the world—while I try to figure out how to not get killed by a random monster in the middle of a forest. Is this my punishment for writing a half-baked novel as a kid? Probably. But whatever it is, I’m going to have to deal with it. There’s just one problem—if I want to survive this insane mess, I need to rewrite my own fate. And rewriting this world is a hell of a lot harder than I thought. Can I survive in a story where I’m not supposed to exist? And more importantly—what if I can change the plot entirely?
EgonVera · 1.6K Views

Reborn as a Villain? The Heaven-Defying Rise of the Supreme Mortal

Qin Feng is reborn, but not as a powerful hero—instead, he finds himself as an unborn baby, still developing in his mother’s womb. To make matters worse, his twin brother, Qin Hao, has awakened an Epic Chosen One System, granting him protagonist-like abilities. Just as Qin Feng fears he will become a mere background character, a cold voice echoes in his mind: Ding! Congratulations, host! The Universe’s Super Invincible Villain System has been activated! Qin Feng is stunned—he has a system too?! The world they are in, called Ancient Desolation, is filled with demons, immortals, and mighty cultivators who can split mountains and call forth storms. The strong dominate, while the weak perish. Qin Feng, however, seems utterly ordinary and fears he won’t survive even three chapters. But unexpectedly, he is born into the Qin Family—the most powerful clan in the world! His father, Qin Yun, is the patriarch of the Qin Family, and his mother, Yun Xiyue, is a former saintess of the Taibai Immortal Mountain. Not only that, but the Qin Family elders have delayed his birth by 100 years using secret techniques to ensure he is born with immense potential. However, before he can even enjoy this advantage, his brother Qin Hao starts absorbing all the divine energy meant for him! Qin Feng, feeling his power being drained, watches in horror as his brother’s Chosen One Halo is activated, granting absurd boosts like +9999 luck, +9999 comprehension, and even a +99999 reincarnation chance for family members! Realizing that being the protagonist’s older brother is a death flag, Qin Feng panics. But then, his own Villain System kicks in. Ding! Detected Epic Chosen One—Villain System activating… Qin Feng realizes he’s doomed to be the villain. Knowing how protagonists operate, he makes a vow: Avoid wealth, avoid women, avoid attention, never take disciples, never start a sect, and NEVER laugh like a villain. His system, however, cruelly reminds him: Host is greedy, lustful, loves boasting, and has a flamboyant personality. It is impossible for you to live quietly. Furious, Qin Feng tries to resist his fate but is immediately granted overpowered abilities: Emperor’s Potential Halo – Increases all attributes tenfold! Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Technique – A god-tier cultivation technique! Full-Power Red-Haired Demon King Experience Ticket – Grants invincibility for 24 hours, but has a 10-year cooldown! Drunk on power, Qin Feng embraces his villainous nature and kicks his twin brother inside the womb, earning Villain Points for bullying the protagonist! His constant abuse causes Qin Hao to cry, while Qin Feng smugly declares: “A true gentleman must strike with great force to establish dominance!” Meanwhile, outside the womb, Qin Feng’s mother notices something strange—her unborn son is actively absorbing spiritual energy! This shocks the Qin Family, as such a phenomenon suggests that he possesses a legendary inborn cultivation technique! Upon hearing this, the powerful Qin Family Elders immediately gather, declaring that Qin Feng has the potential of a future Emperor! Three years pass, and Qin Feng refuses to be born, spending his time absorbing resources and bullying Qin Hao daily to farm more Villain Points. By the time he is finally ready to be born, he has already accumulated over 33,200 Villain Points! As the Qin Family prepares for his birth, ready to welcome their future ruler, Qin Feng smirks in his mother’s womb. "Three years have passed… Now, it’s time for me to dominate the world!"
Dehao_Zhou · 2.4K Views
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