Doctor Who Invader Zim Crossover

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" ”A. Pull it out“ ”B. Suck it out“ ”C.**********“ Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Why is it "Hero" that "Savior" that? Why is it always the same happy ending? "Happy" "Good" "Perfect" endings? You know what? SCREW IT. I will give you all the worst possible ending possible? Why? Because I'm an asshole!

Lin Fan had inadvertently saved a breathtaking beauty, only to wake up and learnd that she was the fiancée his master had arranged for him, and now she was filled with regret...

Ye Wutian had inherited his master's prowess in flirting and his unparalleled medical skills. With his abilities and an unbreakable level of thick-skinned brazenness, he thrived in the big city... But none of that was important, for the most crucial aspect was the awakening of the terrifying memories from before he was eight years old...

By a twist of fate, Tang Su discovered that the aloof male god she once had a crush on lived right across the hall. It had been eight years, and he did not remember her at all, so Tang Su had to tuck away her affections and pretend she didn't know him. Every time they met, she would properly call him "Doctor Lu." …… One day, while Lu Han was taking a nap, Tang Su slipped into his office. The duty nurse shot up in surprise, shouting "Stop" as she followed after Tang Su. By the time the nurse arrived, Tang Su was sitting in the chair, stretching out her leg to hook Lu Han's, coquettishly asking, "Doctor Lu, my leg hurts, could you take a look?" Lu Han stepped back and turned to the nurse, "You go out first, I'll handle this." The nurse nodded, considerately closing the door behind her while muttering to herself that she didn't know how many women had thrown themselves at Doctor Lu. Each one of them had left crying. After a while, the office door opened. The nurse looked up to see that Tang Su as expected, was limping out with reddened eyes. The nurse smiled knowingly, thinking that Tang Su had overestimated herself. Soon after, Lu Han hurried out of his office. He swept past the nurse, scooped Tang Su up at the waist, and carried her sideways back to the office. As he walked, he whispered to Tang Su, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me a while? Why are you walking around with a sore leg?" …… After they got married, Doctor Lu was often away for meetings, surgeries, and paid learning, hardly ever at home, not even answering phone calls, leaving Tang Su practically like a deserted bride. She wrote in her TikTok bio: "Living like a widow." Then— One stormy night, Doctor Lu came back. Before long, she changed her TikTok bio to: "Please spare me."

"Swish... Swish..." Sounds of trickling water came from the yard, and Wang Daniu groggily opened his eyes, subconsciously reaching down to his crotch, thinking he had wet the bed. But there was nothing. Wang Daniu tiptoed out of bed and peeled open a sliver of the door, under the moonlight he saw a charming woman, scooping water and pouring it over her shoulders, ladle by ladle. Someone was bathing, it turned out…

A friend to women far and wide across the countryside, he became the marvelous Divine Doctor of the Peach Blossom utopia!

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

"Silly boy, come and take a bath with me." "A'Niu, your auntie isn't feeling well, come over to my house and help me check, will you?" … The simple-minded A'Niu, by accidentally coming upon a secret, turned misfortune into blessing and obtained a magical Luminous Pearl, from which he learned all sorts of amazing abilities. Thereafter, the married women and younger sisters in the village, the haughty female CEOs in the city, even the capricious young ladies all had to submit to his dominance!

What a miracle! Who knew that one day an obscure village doctor would become the greatest doctor in the world? Ling Feng, who was merely a nameless doctor working in a widows’ village, broke his jade pendant by accident. The mysterious liquid flew into his palm and entered his body, making him untangle all the rare prescriptions documented in a legendary medical book and inherit the pharmacological knowledge from the ancient magical doctor. From that day on, his life became totally different. Li Yumei, the wife of his best friend, became a widow after her husband died of a mining disaster. Ling Feng supported her and her baby financially and protected them from debt collectors. With time going by, he was having a more and more intimate relationship with her. Wang Yan, a beautiful lady who lived in the village, got bitten by a snake. After Ling Feng helped her, she came to his room every night and had a tryst with him. Li Shiyun, the female village head, caught a kind of rare disease. Ling Feng used his medical skills to help cure her of the disease and save her life. Since then, she had owed him a favor. How was she going to pay it back? And what would happen to them in the future?

You're a struggling young doctor, barely making ends meet with a measly $2000 monthly income. Life's pressures and trials weigh heavily upon you! But lo and behold! One fine morning, you wake up to find yourself equipped with some sort of cheat codes... You're scheduled for an appendectomy, so you roll up your sleeves and get ready to explore the abdominal terrain: You touch the cecum: "Cecum: Healthy!" You palpate the colon: "Colon: All clear!" You reach the appendix: "Appendix: It's an inflamed, pus-filled appendix monster, level 15, rare creature. Recommendation: Perform an appendectomy!" With a decisive hand, you wield your scalpel and skillfully remove the troublesome appendix. "Ding! Rare appendix monster eliminated! Rewards: +100 experience in appendectomy, +$100, and a shiny white suture needle!" And thus, your journey begins as an emergency surgeon. But remember, with great healing powers comes great responsibility!

Chen Erniu is a notorious fool in the village, but he is very popular among the women there. After recovering from an accident, the beauties love him even more. Good sister, it's not good to climb the wall to your room in the middle of the night! " " Good sister, what do you want in broad daylight!"

The rural barbarian Chu grew strong and obtained the "Nine Transformations of Yin and Yang Pupil Technique", transforming into an unparalleled divine doctor, feng shui master, saving lives and helping the injured, and finding dragons by fixing acupoints! The intersection of fate with a stunningly beautiful woman... captures her heart. There are also those who fight against the strong and powerful, eliminate the wicked, punish the best relatives, and lead the villagers to become rich and lift themselves out of poverty.

She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of the world. Killed in an accident, and reborn into the body of a disfigured young girl. What? Face disfigured, identity stolen? A return to the family dim and hopeless? Her identity can be given up, her family can be forgone, but as for the one who harmed her predecessor who inhabited this same body, if she didn’t at least make them scream in unimaginable agony and throw them into a state of wretchedness, how could she live up to her demonic reputation? Endless turmoil ensues and it’s a battle to dominate over all! See how she shook the world dressed in a suit of red, her sword up against the dominant powers that rocked the Heavens! Her name spread across the seas, shocking the earth!

If one day, endless wealth lay before you, countless cultivation techniques were yours to choose from, inexhaustible miraculous pills were yours to squander, how would you choose? By a stroke of chance, Lin Feng inherited the legacy of an ancient Divine Doctor. Watch as he unfolds the path of an Urban Immortal Doctor...

Will it be the billionaire or his brother who also happens to be a billionaire? Or is there someone else to take Amanda's heart. Only time will tell as she ventures into love as a simply 26 year old woman. Or maybe she is too late for love and just missed her chance.

Rumors say that if you ever come across an extremely handsome man in a doctor's coat twirling a shiny scalpel between his fingers with an alluring smile on his lips that takes your breath away… Run. For he is the devil. *** Yang Mingshen’s existence screams of six adjectives - Handsome, wealthy, talented, narcissist, arrogant and evil. He is an unrivaled doctor from one of the most affluent and prestigious Underworld families, who sees only medicine and his own interests. Until a desire consumes him - to have a woman’s heart. That woman, Song Jia, continues to put all the wrongs to right as a capable police officer. She, whose life was once saved by the devil doctor, refuses to bend to his tempting seduction. “I will just take your heart and put it in somebody else's chest. It won't hurt at all, I promise~” “Yes because I will be dead to feel anything.” But the bad news comes knocking when Yang Mingshen becomes the lead forensic investigator to assist in her cases. With a devil now clinging to her, she comes across a deep, dark and cruel web of conspiracies stained with blood, love, hatred, revenge, politics and much more. Treading into dangerous territories, will they be able to uncover the net of lies and deceit? And maybe find love along the way? *EXCERPT* “I am not the weak patient anymore. You try to grab my neck and I will break your wrist,” Jia threw him a death glare. Mingshen leaned in closer, chuckling devilishly. "I told you before, Spicy. I have saved your life. I have touched your heart quite literally. So that heart beating in your chest right now belongs to Yang Mingshen. If I want it, I will have it.”

[If you are looking for a slow romance, you can give it a check if not, you'll be disappointed] Aera, a young 28-year-old was about to make her dream debut by opening her own floral shop that could be shipped in and around. Nevertheless, things didn't go as she planned. One would say that transmigrating to a book sound like a fantasy, however to Aera, it became a nightmare when she woke up in an unknown world even when she hasn't died yet. With an unexpected turnout, her life was hanging by a thin thread. Aera was presented with an option-either she goes back to her world with her memory erased or enter the other world, and comes back with the memory intact to have her revenge. Never did she expect of choosing the worst villain of all. A character in a book where she killed the Empress and her unborn child. Worst, the male lead was reborn time after time with his memory intact. His grudge still hung on torturing the villainess. Even more worst, the ML was a split image of her long-time crush. ----- "Do you hate me that much?" As soon as the question was raised, a table lamp flew past through the said person, smashing against the wall behind him. "More than enough to kill you right now." The female figure responded with nothing but hatred and disgust in her tone. Her jewel eyes that glow under the dark never left her gaze on the other male person who was sitting on her opposite. ----- The male lead wasn't the only one Aera had to put a guard on but even other characters when one after the other began to make an appearance. The more the flow gets out of the plot the more twisted it gets. Her only goal was to survive so she could go back home.  P.S:- English is not my first language and I am weak in grammar. I'll be happy to receive either a critics or feedback or comments...^-^ Please do give it a read till chapter 3 or above to get the clear picture.

Manoj, a brilliant student, secures a place at a prestigious university solely through his intelligence and talent, despite his difficult circumstances and lack of support. Yet, misfortune seems to follow him like a shadow. Amidst his wealthy classmates, Manoj faces numerous challenges, feeling like an outsider in their privileged world. But a shocking revelation changes everything: Manoj comes from one of the world's wealthiest families. Then why was he forced to hide his true identity and live in abject poverty? What hardships must he endure, and what drives him to keep his identity a secret?

"Falling in love with you has changed my life” My Omega Doctor is a love story about how Kai( Dominant Omega) a doctor meet a wounded Mike(Dominant Alpha) a mafia member who get hurt after being stab by Russia Mafia in Jeju Island, Korea. Mike who is injured, tried to find a place to hide but he runs into Kai house and get punched by Kai. Because of this meeting, Kai became involved in a Mafia fight and Kai life has been turned up-down. Let's see how Mike has changed Kai life.

Veronik is a doctor from the 21st century, but while resuscitating a psychiatric patient, he kills her, and she wakes up in a completely different world. A strange man inserts a library into her soul, and she finds out that she is no longer a human, but a strange creature that is neither animal nor a monster. She knows that if someone finds out, she will get killed as a witch or a monster, so she sets off on a journey to live as a human, while hiding her identity. She decides to become a healer in this new world, but she doesn't know that it gains the attention of a dangerous man, who is at first only interested in her medical skills, but that is only at first, as he later wants to get closer to her.

Sheila Barker is a child prodigy who was sent away by her family to a foreign country after her mother's death. Years later, the Barker family calls Sheila back because they have arranged a marriage for her with the Long family, one of the most powerful in the country. On her return journey, Sheila meets a strange man who, for some reason, ends up greatly influencing her stay in that country. How will Sheila face this arranged marriage while seeking to end her relationship with her family once and for all? Author's Note: This story slightly incorporates special abilities with fantasy elements. Every place name, medical term, and jargon used within the context of the work is mostly fictitious.

The protagonist possesses mysterious medical skills and becomes a famous doctor, able to cure various diseases and even fight against death.

Emmanuel Nikolai Almoreno is a cold-hearted and hardworking man. Because of his love for Kristine Tanyag-a doctor, he decided to follow her footsteps. Nevertheless, despite the efforts he exerts, he still ended up being rejected. Celine Navarro promised to herself that she will never fall to someone again-ever. But after meeting Emmanuel Nikolai Almoreno-a psychiatrist, everything changed. Her world turned upside down and little does she know, she became crazily in love again. Will Emmanuel fall in love with Celine or will he pursue the woman he loves despite the potential number of rejections he might experience?

Emmanuel Azcueta is a cold-hearted man. He became a Doctor because he followed the footsteps of the woman he loves-Kristine Tanyag. But no matter how hard he tries to make Kristine fall for him, he still ended up being rejected. Celine Navarro promised to herself that she will never fall to someone again-ever. But after meeting Emmanuel Azcueta; a psychiatrist, everything changed. Her world turned upside down and little does she know, she became crazily in love again. Will Emmanuel fall for Celine's presence or will he continue to pursue the woman that he loves no matter how many rejections he will possibly face?

Once, filled with helplessness and confusion, I became a live-in son-in-law. In that family, I was despised and neglected. Unexpectedly, I slept beside the doghouse for three years. During those three years, on countless nights, I endured loneliness and humiliation alone. The pain in my heart was always with me. However, now, the long three-year period has ended. I know that this is a new turning point. Everything will start anew. I seem to see the dawn of hope and feel the throbbing of fate about to change. I secretly swear that from this moment on, the real me is coming back!

After witnessing her husband having an affair, Wen Xi was killed in a car accident but reincarnated as a medical intern who married Shen Ze, a professor in medical science. Shen Ze's family was a dynasty of doctors, whereas Wen Xi was just a daughter from an average family. Everyone at the hospital insisted that Shen Ze was too good for her—why would a youth as popular as him marry a plain Jane like her? In her past life, Wen Xi would relentlessly follow Shen Ze around, giving everything from flowers to chocolate for three years... but he never accepted her affection. In fact, they married because he got drunk one time, and they had a fumble. His family just happened to be urging her to get married, so he decided to marry her because she had a good personality and was understanding. However, a little over a year later, Wen Xi saw the divorce agreement he left for her, and when she went looking for him to demand a reason, she found him with another woman in his car. When she saw how affectionate Shen Ze was with her, Wen Xi realized that he always had someone he loved... and she happened to die as she tried to cross the road, and her baby died with her! Fortunately, the gods gave her a second chance, reincarnating her ten months after they had just married. Originally, she would discover that she was pregnant two months later, but Wen Xi did not want to fall back on the same timeline. She would concede her position to the object of his affections. She refused to be cannon fodder again.

As a highly talented medical university student, his future was completely destroyed due to a single instance of academic paper fraud. After becoming a matrilocal son-in-law, he found himself facing inexplicable imprisonment. However, three years behind bars transformed him into a renowned doctor, and he also formed connections with influential figures. Upon his release, he vowed not to let go of those who had looked down on him, framed him, and harmed his family.

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