Flyng Saucers Alien Craft

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They Weren’t Just Hot Aliens—They Were Beast Men Too. And Now? The Universe Was Breaking Apart. ——————————————————— Hot Alien Lords. An Apocalypse. Strange Universes. A Glitching Storyline. Secrets, Betrayal, and a Fight for Survival. ——————————————————— She was just an overworked, underpaid author who fell asleep mid-chapter—only to wake up as a maid in her own novel. The bad news? She was trapped in the castle of three devastatingly attractive alien lords, brothers whose power could crush her in an instant. The worse news? In a world where females were plain at best, she’d somehow become the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous woman alive. Now, every jealous (and horrifyingly ugly) female wanted her dead, and the lords? They wouldn’t stop looking at her like she was their next meal. Her insider knowledge of the plot should’ve been her golden ticket, but the story? It was glitching. She’d written them as hot aliens who could transform into beasts—snakes, lions, and jaguars, to be exact. But seeing it firsthand? Terrifying. Their movements blurred the line between man and monster, predatory gazes locking onto her with an intensity she never typed into existence. Was this how they’d always been? Or was the world twisting into something else? Then came the real horror. An apocalyptic infection was spreading beyond the castle walls. People were mutating, becoming something... inhuman. The world itself was fracturing, opening doors to unknown universes that were never part of her original draft. One brother craved her like an obsession. Another wanted to break her. And the third? He carried a secret that could destroy everything. Thalina thought the lords would be the only males she’d have to mate with. Now? She wasn’t so sure. Between a castle full of murderous women, the dangerous desire of three alien beastmen, and a storyline spiraling out of her control, survival wasn’t just a goal anymore—it was the only thing keeping her from becoming another twisted piece of the story. Can she escape her own creation, or is she fated to die in a world she never meant to live in?

In a world where shadows lurk unseen, Paritraan is not your typical hero. Born from loss and forged in hardship, he abandoned his dreams to support his struggling family—only to lose everything. Left broken after his mother’s mysterious death, he stumbles upon Anahata, a sentient machine from a forgotten civilization, who offers him more than just power—it offers him purpose. With scraps and technology far beyond human comprehension, Paritraan crafts his own suit of Armor and weapons to wage war against hidden enemies who threaten humanity from the shadows. As he unravels the dark conspiracy behind his mother’s death, he discovers that aliens walk among humans, and not all of them come in peace. But being a hero isn’t easy. Haunted by his past, hunted by unknown forces, and burdened by an AI that’s as playful as it is powerful, Paritraan must rise above his pain. Because in the fight for humanity’s future, even a hero forged from scrap can shine brighter than steel. In this battle between light and shadow, will Paritraan’s redemption be the world’s salvation?

Tang Hao était un homme honnête qui gagnait honnêtement sa vie, mais malgré toute son honnêteté et sa gentillesse, la vie tournait souvent le dos. Même lorsqu'il a défendu un homme dans la rue, il a fini par être battu jusqu'à la pulpe et l'homme qu'il a défendu ? Il a disparu. Cela laissa Tang Hao sans rien à prouver et avec une lourde facture médicale qui épuisait ses économies. Cependant, alors qu'il était inconscient à l'hôpital, il pouvait sentir une chaleur provenant du pendentif de jade qu'il portait alors qu'il commençait à le nourrir d'une mine d'informations inestimables. Maintenant sorti de l'hôpital, et toujours armé de la même naïveté et honnêteté, que fera notre paysan villageois de ce nouveau pouvoir ? Conquerra-t-il les cœurs de cent femmes ? Vaincra-t-il les plus puissants seigneurs du crime ? Seul le temps le dira, mais pour l'instant, le destin a de nombreux plans fantaisistes pour Tang Hao.

Atlas stumbled upon a game called World Weaver, a simulator that let him craft an entire world in his own universe. What he didn’t expect was to wake up the next morning, floating above the very world he had brought to life. Public Releases: Weekdays patreon.com/Drunken_Sailor

Red Genesis: Martian Siege – Synopsis Ethan Walker was an ordinary aerospace engineer living a quiet, unremarkable life in Houston—until the night a mysterious, self-aware system activated within him. This enigmatic force delivered advanced blueprints and knowledge, unveiling the means to construct an underground base on Mars. With designs for automated asteroid harvesters, miniature fusion reactors, and a covert subterranean colony that could defy Earth’s surveillance, Ethan’s destiny shifted from mediocrity to cosmic ambition. Driven by the system’s directive, Ethan embarks on a high-stakes journey to amass critical resources from near-Earth asteroids and lay the groundwork for a revolutionary Martian stronghold. His mission is not without peril: as he perfects the technology, sporadic encounters with alien crafts and cryptic transmissions begin to forewarn of an impending extraterrestrial threat. These signals, laden with ominous messages like “We are watching,” challenge Ethan to refine his defense protocols and develop a robotic military capable of safeguarding his burgeoning off-world civilization. Yet, the true battle is twofold. Amid the technical marvels and cosmic intrigues, Ethan faces treachery within his own ranks. A trusted team member—secretly aligned with powerful government operatives—sabotages his efforts, driven by a desire to control the revolutionary technology that could upset the global balance of power. This internal betrayal forces Ethan to confront not only external alien threats but also the fragile nature of human trust and ambition. Throughout his arduous journey, Ethan finds solace in his personal life. His devoted wife, Laura, stands as his emotional anchor, reminding him of the simple joys and the human bonds that persist even in the face of interstellar conflict. Their unwavering support underscores the narrative—a testament to the enduring power of love amid chaos. Spanning 900 chapters filled with intricate details, logical progression, and emotional depth, Red Genesis: Martian Siege is an epic science-fiction saga that explores the collision of human ingenuity with cosmic mystery. It is a story of defiance against conventional power, of a man who dares to dream of a future where humanity, united by trust and courage, carves out a destiny among the stars.

In a world of countless schemes, where you are being manipulated at every moment,often without even knowing it. A world where you can't be sure if what you see is reality… or just another illusion crafted as part of a deeper scheme. This is the story of someone who survives it all kind of schemes both small and vast, some he understands, and others he never even realizes. Even he, who is constantly being schemed against, crafts schemes of his own against others. This is a world ruled by deception and Yuan will persevere it, shape it, and rise through it. ------------ English is not my native language, so please understand if there are any mistakes

Sora always had dreams of being a knight from a very young age, though she came from a family of blacksmitha who forged weapons in order to live a good life she still stood by her goals. But fate would spell things differently for her as she grew up, joining the league of blacksmiths, now she's currently the best and only blacksmith in whole of Titan Forge. However, fate proved to be playful. Who would've though that things will change under one day for her? There, in what seemed like and was a dream, she had come across a system, that would change the course of reality. Congratulations, you have been chosen as a Chaos-Crafter! “You have received 1 craftpoint” “You have recieved 1 craftpoint” . . . . “Congratulations, You have received a 100 craftpoints” “You have advanced to the second stage”

Genres: Supernatural, Slice of Life, Action, Romance, Comedy. Sawyer West Reid, an aspiring doctor, was just trying to survive his night shift when an A-class witch attacked him. Instead of meeting his end, he was rescued by a mysterious Hunter—and thrust into a hidden world where magic, monsters, and cosmic forces collide. Now, Sawyer is forced into an entirely new role: Enforcer, a mediator between humans, supernaturals, and alien races from beyond. Haunted by echoes of countless past lives and caught in the delicate balance between realms, Sawyer’s journey is anything but ordinary. Pursued by a murderous eight-foot-tall pale creature with crimson eyes and tasked with closing a mysterious gate torn open by an unknown force, saving the universe was never in his five-year plan. In a universe governed by ancient laws, hidden dimensions, and cosmic threats (not to mention some truly baffling alien beverage etiquette), Sawyer quickly learns that survival will require more than medical skills and a lot of coffee. I began writing this story to craft a supernatural world filled with witches, werewolves, gods, monsters, and everything in between—told from the very beginning with an eye for the intricate universal laws that bind it all. What started as a spark of inspiration has grown into an ever-expanding adventure that I hope will captivate you as much as it does me. Thank you for joining me on this wild ride. I’m having a lot of fun, and I hope you will too! Note: This story contains violence and dark themes and is intended for an adult audience. Updates: Tuesdays and Sundays (West Africa Time). Occasional breaks may occur to catch up with the storyline and refine chapters.

In an endless expanse, the stage sets itself for a test of adaptation and survival. Mira, bold and insatiably curious, shadows the renowned Supreme Cosmic Engineer Master, assisting as he forms a grand design. Each step lays the foundation for trials set to push her beyond all certainty. With fate hanging in the balance, Mira confronts forces seeking to block her path. Either she withstands the trials ahead, or the vast unknown swallows her whole. Can Mira overcome lurking perils? What awaits when emerging forces strike? Her existence hinges on stabilizing the grand design before time runs out…

In a world ravaged by disasters and chaos, a young survivor named Leon must navigate the treacherous landscape of a new and terrifying world. This harsh environment is filled with ruthless scavengers and frightening alien creatures, all fighting to stay alive, and dominate the other. Leon's journey begins with an encounter with an alien and a brutal fight against a group of scavengers who will stop at nothing to claim the few remaining resources not long after. But when Leon and his friends emerge victorious, they inadvertently catch the attention of an even more sinister enemy: a malevolent alien who collects human specimens. This alien is unlike any other, with an insatiable hunger for human knowledge, experimentation and carnage. As Leon struggles to stay alive, he discovers cryptic clues that reveal the true intentions of the aliens. These mysterious monsters aren't just a mindless beasts, but cunning and sinister collectors who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. Leon and his friends must use all their skills, ingenuity, and cunning to evade the deadly grasp of the aliens, as well as that of the scavengers. They find and explore an alien lab in one of their adventures. As they venture deeper into the alien's stronghold, they uncover dark secrets about their sinister plans. They soon realize that the alien's collection is not just a random gathering of human specimens, but a calculated effort to understand humanity's darkest secrets and eventually conquer them. The further they go, the more they understand that the true horror lies not with the alien, but with the unsettling revelations it has uncovered about humanity's troubled past. The alien's collection is just the tip of the iceberg – a symptom of a far more profound and disturbing phenomenon that threatens to destroy everything Leon thought he knew about the world. As the stakes grow higher, Leon must confront the darkest aspects of human nature and the terrifying possibilities that lurk beyond the alien horizon. Will he be able to overcome the overwhelming odds and uncover the truth, or will he succumb to the crushing weight of an apocalyptic world? Can he survive long enough to expose the alien's sinister plans, or will he become the next specimen in their collection?

Lucas Yohan, originally born in a world filled with magic and mana, gets transmigrated for the second time into an advanced interstellar world that blends strange magic and technology in ways he never thought could be possible. Upon awakening, he discovers that his transmigrations were no coincidences and is now in possession of the Crafts-God System, a system dedicated to creating a new successor to the deceased Crafts-God, who is an existence with the ability to create anything and everything. Lucas decides to fulfill the goal of the system and become the new Crafts-God, but he's faced with an incredulous challenge; he can't learn magic. @@@@@@@@@ Special Note: The system might appear as controling in the first few chapters, but don't let this get to you. I've attached a few explanations for this in the comment section. There would be at least one chapter daily at either: 11pm-12am GMT 6pm-7pm EST (Eastern Standard Time) 12am-1am WAT and CEST (West African Time and Central European Time) 6am-7am ICT (IndoChina Time) 8:30am-9:30am ACT (Australian Central Time) or 4pm GMT 5pm WAT and CEST (West African Time and Central European Time) 11am EST (Eastern Standard Time) 11pm ICT (IndoChina Time) 1:30am ACT (Australian Central Time) If there are extra/bonus chapters, it would also be uploaded during these times. DISCLAIMER: Cover art is AI generated until I can afford/get an artist. Nothing here is an imitation or copy of anything based in reality. Despite being action, I do not promote violence, murder, theft, plagiarism, racism, or any vices in this work.

Navi was supposed to die after saving the world for the second time. But when she opened her eyes, she found herself on a different planet, with five little aliens that she decided to raise until they became humans. Just when she thought she succeeded as an alien mom, she found herself back in her previous world... ... where almost ten years had already passed. The good part? For some reason, her alien babies came with her! What's a former hero supposed to do after returning with five "kids?" Simple: use the children's unique abilities to save the world for the third time. To do that, she has to help her lovely alien children to become idols. Discreetly, in secret. However, Hunter Won Yiwon--- her old rival (and ex-crush)--- suspects that she's the same 'Navi' from the past despite her change in appearance. And that's where the problem begins. Navi just wants a peaceful life with her alien kids, so why does Yiwon keep dragging her back to the Hunter world that she had already left behind a long time ago?! *** #rivalstolovers #hunters #system #aliens #hiddenidentity #lettheheroinelivequietly!

Bumi mengalami tiga bencana yang membuat umat manusia hampir mengalami kepunahan. Gempa merupakan bencana pertama dan perubahan kepada bumi merupakan berkah kepada manusia dikarenakan manusia mengalami evolusi yang dapat menggunakan sihir. Terjadi invasi alien, walaupun bisa bertahan para alien masih mencoba untuk memusnakan umat manusia. Grey Kazura main character dalam novel ini, yaitu seorang pemuda yang baik

Synopsis: Aliens have invaded, and the human race is in decline. This is the current situation on Blue Star in a parallel world. Jiang Tian, who comes from Earth, possesses terrifyingly powerful talents, but all he ever wanted was to be a cook. Until he discovered that aliens themselves were the most perfect and top-tier ingredients. And the strongest school beauty who teamed up with him had a special ability—the God’s Tongue, which helped him improve his cooking skills. --- "Golden-Winged Dapeng Clan, don't run away! These spicy chicken wings just won’t work without you." "I admit that you Bull Demons are thick-skinned and tough, but if I use Cook Ding’s technique to butcher an ox, how will you respond?" "How is this even possible?! The ingredients are actually fighting back?!" --- As the saying goes, foodies are not scary, but what’s truly terrifying is when the foodie is too strong. The alien races cried out in despair— "The human race is the strongest… why is it a cook?!" --- This is the story of a cook who feeds all races. --- This is a translation. All content of this novel is own by its original Author.

Looks:Wild white hair, red eyes, godlike physique. Power:Invincible—flight, super strength, energy control, fire breath, laser eyes, and insane regeneration. Mission:Conquer the universe and rebuild his race—one woman at a time. Logan was a top-tier criminal, a master thief who had it all—until he was betrayed during a heist and left to die. But death wasn’t the end. Instead, he wakes up in a new body—the Emperor of the nearly extinct Zephiran race, an all-powerful alien species wiped out in a mass extinction event. Now, only four Zephirans remain—Logan, two males, and one female. The future of their race is in his hands. Stranded on a random planet, Logan quickly learns his new reality: he's a superpowered god among mortals. His body is built for war, his instincts scream for dominance, and his mission is clear—find, conquer, and repopulate. His first stop? Verdara, a planet of exotic green-skinned warrior women, where the strong rule, and the weak submit. With his overwhelming strength, Logan doesn’t just survive—he thrives. The Verdaran queens, warriors, and priestesses? His for the taking. The throne? His to claim. But Verdara is just the beginning. The galaxy is vast, filled with powerful empires, deadly enemies, and even stronger women. Logan won’t stop until the Zephiran race is reborn and the universe bows before him. --- Tags: Smut – OP MC – Sci-Fi – Aliens – Harem – No NTR – No Beta Male – Overwhelming Power – Conqueror MC – Strong Women – Galaxy Domination A/N: There will be a lot of lemons If you’re here for an overpowered MC who takes what he wants, you’re in the right place. No weak drama, no useless side characters—just pure conquest. Power stone Bonuses: 20 Power stones = 1 Bonus Chapter! 40 Power stones = 2 Bonus Chapters! 80 Power stones = 4 Bonus Chapters! 100 Power stones = 5 Bonus Chapters! Welcome to the Zephiran Empire. Kneel or be conquered.

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The year 2090, humanity unknowingly shares the universe with beings of myth. Ancient races so advanced that their technology is indistinguishable from magic have remained hidden, shaping history from the shadows. Angels, demons, and gods are not legends but powerful civilizations, watching and waiting from afar Born in the depths of the solar system. Raised by an enigmatic alien known only as the Watcher. Trained in a secret military program. Null is unlike anything the universe has ever seen. A complication at birth left him fused with an AI, transforming him into something entirely new. A hybrid of human, machine, and Angel. With his AI twin, Infinity, an entity created with an Angelic body, Null was meant to be the ultimate weapon. But all he ever wanted was to meet other humans. What to Expect: A blend of fantasy and science fiction where magic and technology are one and the same. The crafting of unique weapons, armor, and tools for survival. A vast universe filled with adventure and discovery. A main character who evolves into something extraordinary. The universe is endless, and fate has chosen its protagonist.

Jagan has returned to the time before the game 'Life Changer' (L.C) was released. L.C is the game created by Heavenly Dao created as a last hope for Humanity to survive on Earth which will gain Qi. In his previous life, Jagan was one of the good players, although not the best. 100 years after Earth gained Qi, the aliens attacked Earth and many people died facing the aliens. Jagan knowing all the future opportunities decided to rewrite his and humanity's fate.

Kai’s life was small—coffee-stained mornings, cracked recipes, and a system in his head that tweaked toasters and dough like it was nothing. Then the sky shattered. Aliens—Skraiths, jagged and brutal—invaded, tearing his city apart with green-glowing weapons and relentless claws. Superhumans rose to fight back, fire and lightning blazing through the chaos, but Kai’s world crumbled with them. Hiding in his apartment, Kai stumbles on blood—human and alien, smeared on his wall after a superhuman battle. His system, once just a tinker’s tool, awakens, offering him a choice: mimic their powers, temporary and wild, through the blood itself. Desperate, he takes it—stealing pyrokinesis, then electrokinesis, then kinetic energy, each power burning through him, fading fast. But it’s not enough. Armed with a humming Skraith weapon and a body tougher from alien blood, Kai joins a ragtag crew of enhanced fighters—Liv, Rylan, Jace, and Tucker—scraping to survive in a warzone where every shadow hides death. As Skraiths swarm and the city burns, Kai’s system pushes him deeper, analyzing, integrating, crafting minor enhancements—durability, strength, sparks of power that could make him a target or a savior. Government factions, rogue scientists, and the aliens themselves start sniffing around, drawn to his strange tech and blood-stolen abilities. By the time Kai crafts his first super-powered enhancement—an artificial strength boost—he’s no longer just a tinkerer. He’s on the edge of something bigger, something dangerous, where blood and sparks could forge a hero—or break him entirely. In a world unraveling, Kai’s fight for survival becomes a desperate race to master his system, outrun the Skraiths, and confront the truth: the power he’s chasing might destroy him—or remake the world.

Odyssey to Dominion: Flint Barimah, Wielder of a SSTM DC In the tranquil village where his journey began, young Flint Barimah's life is forever altered by a celestial light descending from the heavens. Drawn by curiosity, Flint discovers a mysterious spaceship containing the Sequence Synthetic Management Data Cube (SSTM DC), a formidable System created by the legendary Nytri Elnora Alcore. The SSTM DC, along with its enigmatic universal communication linker, Arrmitsha (an artificial soul crafted to link multiverses) takes Flint as its wielder. Flint's world shifts dramatically as he embarks on a mission to harness the system's power, striving to increase his strength and uncover the universe's deepest secrets. By his side is a mysterious girl, sent to aid, guide, and mentor him, who becomes his steadfast companion and teacher. Before Flint fully realizes his potential, the curse afflicting his sister is broken, a cruel trick by a mischievous goddess. As he continues his journey, Flint learns that not all beings are as benevolent as they appear, prompting him to confront both gods and devils in a bid to restore peace to his world. The stakes escalate when Flint discovers the true purpose of the SSTM DC: to prepare Earth for an impending invasion by a formidable alien force known as THE FALLEN. With newfound allies from another universe, they rally Earth's Vanguard Forces to defend their home. The ensuing battle teeters on the brink of civilization's collapse, but reinforcements from Universe One, including the elite Black Core soldiers, turn the tide of war. In a climactic showdown, Flint and his allies face the ultimate adversary, the Fallen One, a leader among the alien invaders who escaped defeat in Universe One. Victorious yet aware of the persistent threat, Flint rises as an ambassador for the Resistance, joining the charge to liberate Earths across the multiverse from alien oppression. Witness Flint's transformation from a simple village boy to a legendary hero in " Odyssey to Dominion: Flint Barimah, Wielder of a SSTM DC" a sequel to "Odyssey to Dominion."

An alien race invaded the Earth on June 6, 2128. At the midst of this war, many nations allied with the alien threat and the war nearly wiped out the rebelling humans of the planet. At the edge of mankind's survival, the United Nations Army launched its forces to eliminate the immediate stellar threats that loomed over Earth. General Seeker Carlean, commander and leader of the mission, risked and gave his life to destroy the immediate stellar threat. The battle was won though Earth lay in ruins. Perhaps mankind will live to see a few years of peace before the alien threat returns to wipe out their existence. At the immediate aftermath of the stellar battle, the fallen Seeker Carlean awakens and finds himself at aged 17, living the peaceful life he lived 16 years before he died. So begins a new game in the battle for humanity's survival. ---- Cover art by Jayps. http://www.behance.net/Jayps

A.J., a Black nonbinary researcher working at a University in the North of England, in 1992, is an unlikely candidate to be at the centre of an investigation into extra-terrestrial lifeforms, but they happen to find themselves at the eye of the storm. Dr Guilder, a friend, and mentor of A.J. introduces them to the fascinating Dr Immanuel Paley who is a brilliant English academic, who is rather quirky. Following the strange ramblings of Dr Paley leads A.J. to contact the astronomers Lava and Dr Henry Derwent, but their email exchange does not go unnoticed by the authorities. A.J. is soon whisked away from their daily life to be forced into a team with scientists Kai, Jen, Lava, and Henry. The government brought the five strangers in on their non-public exploration of strange crafts that had recently descended into earth’s atmosphere, to try and figure out if there happened to be anything inside the alien crafts, and if there was, if these beings were a threat to humans. It just so happened that Dr Paley had information that could help.

Abducted by bugs, sold to a giant. That's the start of my year. Did I mention I'm a shifter and my new "partner" has no idea I'm his Ona.

Fazil is the most powerful magic user in his world, although he only seeks to understand how it works, to find the "why?" of everything around him. Receiving glory after defeating the Demon King would be the dream of any warrior, mage, or any individual seeking it. But for Fazil, it didn't matter at all; on the contrary, it ruined his peaceful life. Annoyed by the inhabitants of the world and their dependence on him, one day he discovers in an ancient book the concept of "Multiple Worlds" and the way to travel between them. Convinced he has found the solution to his problem, Fazil embarks on a journey to another world with his companions. Upon arriving, they are astonished by the imposing buildings that rise before them. However, his investigation quickly reveals a surprising reality: in this new world, magic is unknown, and its inhabitants face a colossal threat. They are being conquered by beings they call "aliens."

Tom Zaxton, a college student, witnesses a UFO hovering over his town during class. The UFO unleashes a laser beam, obliterating buildings. A global message declares, "ALIEN INVASION HAS BEGUN ON EARTH..." How will Tom save his friends and family? How will humanity survive? Why have the aliens arrived? Can we save our planet, and what is their motive? Can Tom become the X-factor for humanity in this calamity against aliens? It's the beginning of a catastrophic event for humanity!!!

Zayne Falken is an indie game developer on the verge of collapse. His projects barely make money, and he's on the brink of eviction. One night, overwhelmed by despair, he wanders to a highland area to clear his mind. There, he stumbles upon something that shouldn't exist—a massive portal radiating an eerie, pulsating energy. Driven by curiosity and a faint hope for something better, Zayne steps through the portal. In an instant, he is pulled into an incomprehensible dimension. When he regains consciousness, he finds himself in a world made entirely of cubes. The sky is pixelated, the trees are symmetrical, and the ground feels like a simulated reality. At first, he believes it's a dream or some sort of reality glitch. But the pain and injuries he experiences are all too real. This world functions like a game, yet there is no exit button. With no other choice, Zayne must survive, understand the rules of this strange realm, and find a way back home. As he explores, he discovers ancient structures, encounters mysterious creatures, and realizes he's not the first person to be trapped in this world. A hidden history lurks beneath the surface—one that even the inhabitants don’t fully understand. The more he uncovers, the clearer it becomes that his arrival here is no accident. A greater force is at play, manipulating events from the shadows. Now, Zayne must not only fight for survival but also unravel the secrets of this world and confront the entity that controls it all. Can he find a way back? Or will he become a permanent part of this pixelated reality?

Short story? Shitty heroes, shittier villains. Long story *sigh* The story of Flynn, a boy dealt a bad hand by fate, but his life changes as he finds out who/what he really is. Find how he will find his place in this "original" universe. Totally original stories and characters do not steal. (TwT) This story contains strong language and strong topics, if you are underage or dislike the mere mention of heavier subjects do not read.