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“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate early game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. DISCLAIMER: I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site. Translation credit: Eatapplepies

Dans un monde fantastique où les artistes martiaux peuvent fendre des montagnes et des ruisseaux d'un geste de la main et briser des rivières d'un coup de pied, il existe un petit restaurant comme celui-ci. Le restaurant n'est pas grand, mais c'est un lieu où d'innombrables existences de pointe se précipitent. Là, vous pouvez goûter du riz sauté aux oeufs faits à partir d'oeufs de phénix et de riz au sang de dragon. Là, vous pouvez boire du vin fort brassé à partir de fruits vermillon et de l'eau de la fontaine de la vie. Là, vous pouvez déguster la viande grillée d'une bête suprême de neuvième grade saupoudrée de poivre noir. Quoi ? Vous voulez enlever le chef ? Ce n'est pas possible, car il y a une bête divine de dixième grade, le Cerbère, allongé à l'entrée. Oh, ce chef a aussi un assistant robotique qui a tué un être suprême de neuvième grade d'une seule main et un groupe de femmes folles dont les estomacs ont été conquis. --------- Sortie : Lun, Jeu, Ven, et Week-ends

David, an avid Xianxia and Wuxia novel reader wrote his novel. But when he ended the novel in a shitty ass way, he was lambasted by his novel fans. A fan would reveal himself to be the one above all. Tells David, " Fix yo shit, or imma deflower yo ass" Immediately, the big dicked Chad chucked David into a reincarnation wormhole. And David would soon realize he had become the main character of his novel, Gao Feng.

Henry has a mountain of debt. Henry is not that bright but he can surely punch hard as shit. With a stroke of fortune that he had never experienced before Henry finds himself in an ancient yet familiar land. Debt doesn't seem to care where he is though. See Henry punch his way to wealth and glory and maybe even finally pay off his principal balance.

Victor, a once-renowned Michelin-starred chef, finds himself summoned to a bizarre world ruled by the Demon King. Stripped of his ordinary life, he is thrust into a chaotic realm where he must run the Demon King's Tavern, serving a variety of creatures, from demons to mythical beasts. With the help of a magical *Gourmet System*, Victor must master the culinary arts of this new world while navigating the challenges of a tavern owner. As Victor struggles to adapt, he learns that his culinary skills are crucial not just for profit but for survival. When a horde of goblins threatens the village of Stonehaven, Victor teams up with local warriors, including the fierce Grom and the resourceful Lyra, to defend their home. Together, they face unexpected challenges, employing clever tactics and traps to fend off the goblin raid. With each battle, Victor discovers new recipes, forms bonds with his quirky customers, and even uncovers the dark secrets of the Demon King’s realm. As he navigates the intricacies of tavern life and the dangers of this chaotic world, Victor realizes that his true calling may not just be to serve delicious food but to unite the creatures of this realm against a common enemy. *The Demon King’s Gourmet Tavern* is a tale of adventure, camaraderie, and the power of culinary creativity, blending humor and action in a magical setting where every dish tells a story.

Self-explanatory title (Also inspired by some NSFW character ai shit)

Fan translation Keep in mind that the translation might not up to par all over the place. I edit as i read them.I miss shit sometimes. Point it out! I only upload what i read myself and try to edit them at the same time. ----------------------------------------------- Though it may be a dream weathered, crumpled, fading, I held on without surrender. Through each repeated day, running toward tomorrow’s light, I became a knight, resolute and bright.

In another virtual world, a game gourmet changes everything. The chef's creations are legendary: fried rice made with phoenix eggs, rice from the Qin Dynasty, and dumplings filled with ice silkworm meat. But there are rules: if the chef doesn’t let you eat, you can’t. Even if you can, it depends on his mood—if he’s not feeling it, forget about it. Every day, chaos ensues as people scramble for a taste, with even starlets waiting eagerly, using flying swords and ships just for that exquisite culinary experience. —He is the devilish chef, loved and hated, wielding his iron wok.

When the survival of his village is threatened by a ferocious, unrelenting beast, who among them has the courage to face it? “Damian should go!” The elders chanted. Damian, the sixth son of King Gario of Akrifous, is unexpectedly chosen to confront the creature. The stakes are high: if he succeeds, he will be crowned the next King of Akrifous. There's just one problem—Damian is barely an adult, inexperienced, and, to make matters worse, he can’t fight for shit!

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

Check out my new novel: The First Legendary Magical Beast Refiner ------------------- Within the world of Arcadia, there exists an eccentric restaurant. The restaurant causes countless apex Mages to set aside their arrogance and pride, just to feast upon its delicacies. What did you say? You want to abduct the Chef? Could it be that you also want to force him to be your personal Chef? Are you an idiot? You would first have to get through a legion of men and women whose stomachs and bodies were thoroughly satisfied. Not to mention, the restaurant is guarded by a Divine Fox who killed a Mana God Realm Mage with a casual whip of her tail. What, a Divine Fox isn't strong enough to scare you? Then, how about a group of Yanderes? ================================================================== Do you want to contribute to making my novel? Then join my Discord! https://discord.gg/uDFCGKFHyR ================================================================== Note: The cover was made using Microsoft Image Creator ==================================================================

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Michael Evans is an orphan who was forcefully recruited in the army at the age of 16. After four years being treated like shit, he has finally had enough, and decides to quit the coup. But the world he so painstakingly strived to escape back to was not the world he remembered from four years ago. Now, there are supernatural beings, and whatnot. When he stumbles upon, and mistakingly enters a mage system, his whole world is turned upside down. Join him on his journey of becoming the greatest Vampire mage in his world

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

Warning: this is wish fulfillment, MC will be shameless enough to copy anime moves since yours truly is the most uncreative being in the whole multiverse Synopsis: Well shit, it seems I died but luckily enough god pitied me and sent my sorry ass to another world with the anime system.

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

This Is The Reason Why My Asian Parents Call Me Failure Why you here you piece of shit go outside go touch some grass that's the reason why you have no girlfriend yet..You Failure Haaaa...

Shen Fu really has only one wife. She is a bank clerk, ordinary and unspectacular, yet is uniquely favored. She adores traditional culture, mastering the arts of the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. She declares herself a gourmet, dreaming of eating without paying and still making a profit. She is a bookworm, nicknamed "the heartless exam machine," addicted to certification exams. She is an authoritarian CEO, always saying to Shen Fu, "Can't you stop writing novels? I'll support you." This book features a sole female protagonist, really just one wife!

“Nah, I’d adapt!” In a modern world with a hidden supernatural side, Blake Sullivan dreamed of becoming a stay-at-home husband, mastering household chores and gourmet cooking to achieve his unconventional goal. On the day of his 18th birthday, his ordinary life took a fantastical turn when he encountered Kazehaya Ayame, the beautiful Tengu Princess he had saved from bullies as a child. Ayame revealed their childhood promise to marry, one that her father, the Tengu King, had endorsed due to Blake's latent power of Adaptation—an extraordinary ability set to awaken on his 18th birthday. This power allowed Blake to rapidly adapt to any threat or environment, making him a powerful asset in the supernatural world. Ayame explained that Blake became the first-generation Sage of Adaptation, making him the first ever Sage to have the Adaptation Sage Authority in all of history. However, for unknown reasons, their mansion evolved and gave birth to a mansion spirit. As if that wasn’t enough, the mansion obtained the ability to travel to other worlds! With the Isekai Mansion, Blake and Ayame could travel and enjoy their honeymoon in other worlds!

Li An'An was labeled a murderer's daughter as a child, abused and tormented endlessly in the family of her adopted parents. Four years later, she made a grand return with three daughters. Top car models, gourmet bloggers, and CEO daughters were all blinded by her magnificence. Still, the worst was the CEO of an empire of commerce who could bewitch any woman was constantly tagging along wherever she went!

High school student Kang Juwon had been taking his CSAT, when suddenly a bright purple screen appeared before him. [SYSTEM] WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A CHANCE AT BEING THE TOP IDOL? [ACCEPT] [DENY] **Refusal results in instant death. "Shit. I'm screwed."

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

Fuck this. I'm completely overhauling the whole shit. Find me on wattpad

The world is in deep shit , Who will survive this world ..Nathan who is screwed in the head I don't think so

Are you interested in Big BOOBS!? or Big ASS. Me personally choose both! ---- Three main reasons to read this book:- 1. you already know it 2. yeah! lots and lots of it 3. you know damn well what I am talking about... go visit church/temple/mosque/monastery sometimes man, you need to clean your mind from time to time after reading this shit.

What if all men were rough? In world where woman get treated like shit, Richard is a misogynist living in a mysogynistic world. He hates woman, will he change?

So adam accoding to your karma- hold on who is adam, you are obvio- naah naah noope i am ron oh shit! you stupid goddesses! AN EPIC BATTLE OF A.I VS MAGIC hey why don't you save the world.

I didn't finish so you will not get ending so don't read. And it was shit

Li An'An era etiquetada como la hija de un asesino cuando era niña, abusada y atormentada sin cesar en la familia de sus padres adoptivos. Cuatro años más tarde, hizo un gran regreso con tres hijas. Las mejores modelos de coches, bloggers gourmet y las hijas de CEO quedaron todas cegadas por su magnificencia. ¡Sin embargo, lo peor fue que el CEO de un imperio de comercio que podía hechizar a cualquier mujer estaba constantemente rondándola allá donde iba!