Dunmer Gourmet Shit Pulp

Satoru Kurosawa was starting to think the world was just messing with him. he wondered that it was a way to punish him for all the things he did in his life. He couldn't help but feel shit because he was trapped in a poorly written fan fiction. "The world surely wants to give me a double pain penetration, I died back there and I'll die again in this novel, what a fucking bullshit." he is indeed uncomfortable inside a woman's body and he knows and understand menstruation because he had a sister. "Fucktard."

An eclipse happens, world goes to shit, a red moon rises from nowhere, people start turning into monsterous werewolves. When all hope is thought to be lost, a golden moon appears offering a chance for a select extraordinary humans to attain system and bring hope to the world. Then comes the girl, an anomaly that's tainted by the red moon, but only partially and amazingly enough chosen by the golden moon. What will come out of this development is everyone's guess.. ••• Note: - MC's not a good person, she might even be possibly the Villain. - MC can't just be bound to one love interest.

In einer Fantasiewelt, in der Kampfkünstler Berge und Bäche mit einer Handbewegung spalten und Flüsse mit einem Tritt brechen können, gibt es ein kleines Restaurant wie dieses. Das Restaurant ist nicht groß, aber es ist ein Ort, zu dem unzählige Spitzenexistenzen strömen werden. Dort kann man gebratenen Reis aus Phönixeiern und Drachenblutreis probieren. Dort kann man starken Wein aus Zinnoberfrüchten und Wasser aus der Quelle des Lebens trinken. Dort kannst du das gegrillte Fleisch eines höchsten Tieres der neunten Klasse mit schwarzem Pfeffer bestreut probieren. Was? Du willst den Chefkoch entführen? Das wird nicht passieren, denn am Eingang liegt eine göttliche Bestie zehnten Grades, der Höllenhund. Oh, dieser Koch hat auch einen Roboterassistenten, der ein höheres Wesen des neunten Grades mit einer einzigen Hand getötet hat, und eine Gruppe verrückter Frauen, deren Mägen erobert wurden. --------- Freigegeben: Mo, Do, Fr und am Wochenende

When the survival of his village is threatened by a ferocious, unrelenting beast, who among them has the courage to face it? “Damian should go!” The elders chanted. Damian, the sixth son of King Gario of Akrifous, is unexpectedly chosen to confront the creature. The stakes are high: if he succeeds, he will be crowned the next King of Akrifous. There's just one problem—Damian is barely an adult, inexperienced, and, to make matters worse, he can’t fight for shit!

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

Warning: this is wish fulfillment, MC will be shameless enough to copy anime moves since yours truly is the most uncreative being in the whole multiverse Synopsis: Well shit, it seems I died but luckily enough god pitied me and sent my sorry ass to another world with the anime system.

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

Who am I? Am I the most powerful Ancestral God and protector of the Celeste Universe? Or the hidden pervert Three Star Michelin Chef from Earth Or the cold and ruthless Dao Immortal from Elysium? Or am I a fusion of all three Souls? ------------------- Within the world of Arcadia, there exists an eccentric restaurant. The restaurant causes countless apex Mages to set aside their arrogance and pride, just to feast upon its delicacies. What did you say? You want to abduct the Chef? Could it be that you also want to force him to be your personal Chef? Are you an idiot? You would first have to get through a legion of men and women whose stomachs and bodies were thoroughly satisfied. Not to mention, the restaurant is guarded by a Divine Fox who killed a Mana God Realm Mage with a casual whip of her tail. What, a Divine Fox isn't strong enough to scare you? Then, how about a group of Yanderes? ================================================================== Do you want to contribute to making my novel? Then join my Discord! https://discord.gg/uDFCGKFHyR ================================================================== Note: The cover was made using Microsoft Image Creator ==================================================================

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

This Is The Reason Why My Asian Parents Call Me Failure Why you here you piece of shit go outside go touch some grass that's the reason why you have no girlfriend yet..You Failure Haaaa...

“Nah, I’d adapt!” In a modern world with a hidden supernatural side, Blake Sullivan dreamed of becoming a stay-at-home husband, mastering household chores and gourmet cooking to achieve his unconventional goal. On the day of his 18th birthday, his ordinary life took a fantastical turn when he encountered Kazehaya Ayame, the beautiful Tengu Princess he had saved from bullies as a child. Ayame revealed their childhood promise to marry, one that her father, the Tengu King, had endorsed due to Blake's latent power of Adaptation—an extraordinary ability set to awaken on his 18th birthday. This power allowed Blake to rapidly adapt to any threat or environment, making him a powerful asset in the supernatural world. Ayame explained that Blake became the first-generation Sage of Adaptation, making him the first ever Sage to have the Adaptation Sage Authority in all of history. However, for unknown reasons, their mansion evolved and gave birth to a mansion spirit. As if that wasn’t enough, the mansion obtained the ability to travel to other worlds! With the Isekai Mansion, Blake and Ayame could travel and enjoy their honeymoon in other worlds!

Li An'An was labeled a murderer's daughter as a child, abused and tormented endlessly in the family of her adopted parents. Four years later, she made a grand return with three daughters. Top car models, gourmet bloggers, and CEO daughters were all blinded by her magnificence. Still, the worst was the CEO of an empire of commerce who could bewitch any woman was constantly tagging along wherever she went!

High school student Kang Juwon had been taking his CSAT, when suddenly a bright purple screen appeared before him. [SYSTEM] WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A CHANCE AT BEING THE TOP IDOL? [ACCEPT] [DENY] **Refusal results in instant death. "Shit. I'm screwed."

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

Fuck this. I'm completely overhauling the whole shit. Find me on wattpad

Discord server for bonus content: https://discord.gg/9g5xeRMrGX ------------------------------------------ Saki, a struggling college student, finds himself on his way to class, but when taking a shortcut through an alley, he is stopped by a homeless man. Sitting behind a small table, the old man offers a rather strange-looking apple. Not wanting to deal with the old man's dream food, he tries to leave, but when he makes it to the end of the alley, he is suddenly looped back to the old man. As if there were some divine intervention, a woman speaks in his head, taking the voice of his only friend Lyra. Not having a choice, Saki reluctantly takes the purple apple, promising that it will change his life. He knew that it was a load of shit, but with the voice in his head and the strange situation, he was hopeful that it was. So, returning home, he takes a bite of the apple, sealing his fate. Waking up in a foreign place, Saki finds himself in a new body, that of a woman. As he accepts this new reality and figures out what the hell has happened to him. He is quick to find out that despite the new chance he got, it is going to be a new hell for him. Going up against nobles that treat him like shit and a world that seemingly wants to go against him. He finds himself in a downward spiral of pain and suffering. However, there is a glimmer of hope as the same apple appears at his lowest moment, providing him another chance. ------------------------------------------ CONTENT WARNING: Heavy themes of suicide and sexual acts ------------------------------------------ Cover done by Ciel @CieL_v2 on twitter

The world is in deep shit , Who will survive this world ..Nathan who is screwed in the head I don't think so

Are you interested in Big BOOBS!? or Big ASS. Me personally choose both! ---- Three main reasons to read this book:- 1. you already know it 2. yeah! lots and lots of it 3. you know damn well what I am talking about... go visit church/temple/mosque/monastery sometimes man, you need to clean your mind from time to time after reading this shit.

What if all men were rough? In world where woman get treated like shit, Richard is a misogynist living in a mysogynistic world. He hates woman, will he change?

So adam accoding to your karma- hold on who is adam, you are obvio- naah naah noope i am ron oh shit! you stupid goddesses! AN EPIC BATTLE OF A.I VS MAGIC hey why don't you save the world.

I didn't finish so you will not get ending so don't read. And it was shit

Li An'An era etiquetada como la hija de un asesino cuando era niña, abusada y atormentada sin cesar en la familia de sus padres adoptivos. Cuatro años más tarde, hizo un gran regreso con tres hijas. Las mejores modelos de coches, bloggers gourmet y las hijas de CEO quedaron todas cegadas por su magnificencia. ¡Sin embargo, lo peor fue que el CEO de un imperio de comercio que podía hechizar a cualquier mujer estaba constantemente rondándola allá donde iba!

The war in the kingdom intensified, and the orcs from the North were ready to take action. They traveled through time and became the ninth son of a Count. He was not qualified to inherit the title, but accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to build a territory and obtain a title. [Daily information has been updated] [1: Renn was wandering around the Lucerne town market today and accidentally bought a life fruit from Mijie’s pulp shop. After taking it, he officially condensed the life seeds] [2: In the northern part of your territory, there is an extremely rich iron mine among the Golimbo tribe] [3: In ten days, your territory will be attacked by tauren] [4. After seven days, there will be a group of unicorns looking for food in the west of your territory] 【5：…………】 [6: Engel Dressrosa seems to have some troubles, coming from the limitations of his own strength] 【7:……】 This is a translation, All credit goes to the original author: If life is just like a dream

Summary HI. Everyone This story is about a journey to the top by an arrogant and pervert boy named Trevor who met a prideful system after he died from an infamous truck- kun. Along the way, where he faces powerful immortals, gods many other creatures and beats them to pulp and there are no things he can't do but there is one thing he can't avoid is to getting trolled by his system which treats him as a slave System: [Slave have pride in what you do. The moment you lose your pride, then it's a one-way ticket to hell].

Wanna escape reality? Yeah, I got nothin' of that. Not a fan of romance nor fantasy, just someone who wants to write something depressing— Hey, if I'm miserable, you should too. So here's the story of how I died— yep, major spoiler. Yes, I'm narrating my own story, so what? I'm also gonna talk shit about myself, yeah... Who does that? Me, beyotch. I have a love and hate relationship with myself. My story is like a rollercoaster ride— cliche isn't it? Probably. If you want to cry, and then laugh afterwards like an idiot or someone who spent their whole day scrolling on TikTok with different context, you'll probably like this. I was never abused when I was a kid— you might be asking "Hm, how is this a depressing story if the main character was never abused when she was a kid?"— First of all, that's horrible, (Hulk, 2022). I mean, you guys expecting a literal kid to experience shit. Second, that's not the only thing you should expect. As I grew up, I thought "Damn, what a bummer, I've been looking forward to being an adult... lay around, do nothing, stare at the ceiling, and become a freeloader."— I realized that is the literal definition of someone who's diagnosed with depression or some other mental disorder or just lazy af. I was hit by Reality driving a bulldozer. I lost everything because of a huge mistake. I want it back... I want it all back. I want my life back but there's nothing I can do now. Looking back, I think I should've been nicer to everyone... but maybe it's for the better, since I'm already dead, they're not gonna have a hard time moving on from losing me since I'm a piece of shit. Do you still want to read this? Oh, no, it will not end with me dying. Wanna find out the ending of this? Yeah, me too. Sit back, relax, and read.

Arthur finds himself being reincarnated into an erotic, fantasy game called [Oriana] and not to mention, he had reincarnated into a thick femboy called Willow?! How is he going to navigate through the gore, the lores and more importantly, evade the erotic content of the game where 90% of the characters want to fuck him to death? Guess he'll have to big brain this shit.

I try to teach beginners or addicts things about webnovel. I might talk about random shit in the future. credit goes to @averageidiot132 on wattpad. I stole the idea form him. Send the guy love. also https://discord.gg/nHgypagwBV is the discord server. yee yee

"well....i didn't know...a room this dark would be hard to see..."the soul said "i know....i'm comedian"the soul said smugly... ...... as the soul think for a long time...it stop thinking "200,000,000.....200,000,001...i'm bored...200 million second passes...how long is that?....hmmmm2314 days?...man should have taken the math class seriously....whatever...let count again..."the soul said.... . . . timeskip ? "100,000,000,000,000,000,000,001...let just stop..."the soul said in a monotone voice... what will happen to the soul...read the chapter . . . . . hello readers...i know...this isn't a synopsis this is just before the chapter begin...feel free to shit on this novel.. i'm not a novelist...i just wanna do shit...so feel free too and enjoy reading my shit novel