Funny Christian

[Mature Content] "Please, call me Christian," he insists. "And I know this might be intrusive, but I can't help but wonder if there's anything I can do to help. Professionally or personally." Surprised by his offer, Marilena considers the possibilities. Here is a man she barely knows, the boss of the man who just broke her heart, extending a helping hand. Perhaps in the storm of her emotions, a strategic alliance could be forged. "Well," she begins, a spark of determination igniting in her eyes, "there is one thing you could help me with, Christian." With a newfound determination, Marilena approaches Christian with a proposition. "Help me show him what he's missing," she says, her eyes sparkling with a blend of mischief and resolve. Christian's lips curves into a wry smile. "I'm in, Marilena. Let's make him regret ever letting you go." _______ In "The Boss's Persuasion," delves into the captivating world of Marilena Chauque, a resilient woman who, after a heart-wrenching breakup with her boyfriend, finds herself entangled in a web of unexpected emotions. Desperate to make her ex-fiance jealous, Marilena enters into a fake relationship with none other than her former lover's charismatic and influential boss, Christian Ngale. As Marilena navigates the complexities of their faux romance, the lines between reality and pretence blur, leading her to question her true feelings. Christian, known for his charm and enigmatic presence, proves to be an unexpected ally in her quest for revenge and self-discovery. As the charade deepens, Marilena is forced to confront the consequences of her actions and the unexpected twists of a game that initially seemed harmless. "The Boss's Persuasion" is a tale of love, deception, and the transformative power of unexpected connections, as Marilena grapples with her emotions and the possibility that her fake relationship may lead to a truth she never anticipated. Will Marilena's pursuit of revenge ultimately become a journey of genuine love, or will the intricacies of her plan unravel in ways she never imagined?

In the final year of high school, Christian’s ordinary life takes a dramatic turn when he is struck by lightning, awakening the Idle System, a manifestation of his dream. What begins as a personal fantasy quickly transforms into a new reality for Christian, who revels in his newfound abilities while the world around him remains blissfully unaware. However, as Christian adjusts to his extraordinary circumstances, strange and unsettling events begin to unfold globally. Would the genre of the world also become Fantasy or would it stay exclusive to him?

In Norse mythology, the Vikings reverently called me the Midgard Serpent that encircles the world - Jörmungandr; in Christian mythology, Christians contemptuously referred to me as the Ancient Dragon, the Ancient Serpent - Satan; in Greek mythology, the gods fearfully named me the Hundred-Headed Dragon - Typhon; in Kunlun mythology, the shamans fanatically called me the Torch Dragon - Zhu Jiuyin… Mayan mythology, Buddhist mythology, Slavic mythology, Celtic mythology, Nahuatl mythology, Japanese mythology, Assyrian mythology, Egyptian mythology, Finnish mythology… In numerous mythological tales, I traversed through them, known as a monster, yet only seeking the truth. … This is a story of an evil god.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

When John Milton, the poet, dies, he ascends not to the Christian Heaven or Hell, but to a cosmic realm where all gods of all mythologies reside. They each grant him a fragment of their power, recognizing his unparalleled mastery of language and understanding of the divine and infernal. Reborn into a new universe where gods and mortals mingle, Milton possesses absolute power and dominion over time, space, and reality itself.

Addie Kamara is a seventeen year old black, Christian girl attending a rich school in London. This story follows her life in 2023 in the months leading to her finals in July. In this time, friendships will be tested, new friends will be made, two amazing lovers will come into her life, each leading her to a different destiny, her Christian faith will grow and she will deal with Kemi Barre, a girl who fiercely hates her.

A Student with over the top rumors surrounding the Jr. has been nothing but false by the students,what he really is deep down is an honest heart made of gold,one day, appearing at the wrong Place at the wrong time forced him to participate in a tournament...a tournament to become the next lord of everything,or in Christian terms,God.

As a Villain was Born, a hero will Rise

Christian Morgan,a rising football star, sees his dreams shattered after a devastating injury on the field. Just when he thinks his career is over, a tragic accident changes everything, when he is injected with nano machine join him as he dominate the world of football with his nano machine

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

"Fractured Truth" When dedicated investigator Jason saves Lila from a hit-and-run, he doesn’t realize he’s stepping into a world of lies and illusions. Lila, hired as an assistant at Jason’s firm, seems innocent, but her connection to Marcus, a powerful CEO with a hidden criminal empire, begins to unravel a dark web of secrets. Marcus, still haunted by the memory of a woman from his past who looks strikingly like Lila, becomes obsessed with her. As Jason investigates Marcus’s underworld dealings, he finds a hidden vault containing evidence that could bring down an entire network of corruption. But Lila’s mysterious ties to Marcus—and her own agenda—force Jason to question her loyalty. Is she a pawn, or is she playing her own dangerous game? As the lines blur between friend and foe, Victor, Marcus’s secretive partner, and Catherine, an influential player with her own motives, emerge, complicating the path to the truth. With his heart torn between duty and growing feelings for Lila, Jason must navigate betrayal, deception, and mounting danger. Each revelation shatters the carefully constructed illusions around him, forcing him to confront the depths of Marcus’s influence and the truth about Lila. In "Fractured truth," love and trust are fragile, and the truth comes with a heavy price. Jason must decide how far he’s willing to go to expose the secrets buried beneath the surface—or risk losing everything to the illusions that surround him.

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

The story follows Prince Abdullah ibn Bulghin, the ruler of Granada, as he strives to protect his kingdom from two major threats: Christian invasions that endanger the Islamic lands in Andalusia and the ambitions of the Almoravids in Morocco, who seek to expand their influence in the region. The narrative focuses on the prince's strategies to safeguard his realm and maintain control amid these pressing challenges. (Harem only wives_ No system_ The hero is a normal person whose personality will develop over time Anyone who has information about this period, tell me the date will change a little. The story develops and begins in the ten chapters and you are ascending)

Synopsis Imagine meeting someone for the first time in your life, funny enough meeting them on 2 different cases same day! Each encounter was dramatic and a little bìt too serious. Trying to remove your self from those dramas only creates more opportunities to be entangled with this person. Along the line, self discovery came from both party Trying to turn to something beautiful. Boom! a big obstacle came in. What is that?

When Diane Brown discovered that her husband of two years had been cheating on her because she was unable to have sex with him, she filed for a divorce, falling for her husband’s trap— a prenup to split half of her assets with him. Diane would rather give up all her properties to charity than to that bastard, but at her lowest, she discovered an unexpected ticket out— Christian Knowles, her ex, the new hot shot of NYC. Left with no choice, she shows up at Christian’s doorstep in tears, seeking his help while drenched in the rain. What would it be like for Diane to go begging the man she had been trying so hard to forget, the one she dumped to marry that jerk of a husband? As for Christian, whose heart should've steeled against the woman who broke it years ago, would he help her? But at what conditions? And what would happen once he finally learned the true reason Diane broke up with him? Will he still keep her by his side despite his beloved mother’s resistance?

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.

[ MATURED CONTENT!] {UPDATE IS DAILY UNTILL BOOK ENDS} "Do you wanna make some extra cash?" Mercedes drew his tie closer seductively, before crossing her feet and sitting on the laps of this man she only knew as a senior colleague at work. Christian scoffed. Still Suprised at the lady's boldness. His heart was still bleeding from rejection by his mate. "I want to rent you as my mate tonight. The pay is fucking attractive," she smiled and placed her glossy lips on his without waiting for a response. *** Mercedes Blake a celebrity actress and model was admired by all the members of the pack and beyond. However she felt her life crumble before her when her beloved husband and mate cheated on her with her good friend and colleague. In need to save her face and career, she made an Offer to Christian the most powerful Alpha in north America. What happens when this dreadful Alpha with many secrets pulls her close to a passionate kiss before whispering to her ear " I don't need your penny miss. I'd love to rent you as my Luna for a year!" #Second chance #Age gap #Betrayal #Revenge #Fake dating. 2 mass release chapters for every power stones received. 5 mass release chapters for every gift received. 10 mass release chapters for every castle

A young Christian is reincarnated into a fantasy world by God, where he must navigate spiritual and physical challenges guided by the Holy Spirit, in order to save souls from eternal damnation and and to fight false gods of that world as well as restore faith.

One day I am transmigrated into the body of a prince from a remote era, I live in a kingdom where witches are persecuted to the point of driving them to extinction. Together with the last witch and a book of magic that was rescued from the flames of the Christian church, I set out to create the civilization of wizards.

In a world destroyed by war, a place where people constantly fight monsters and each other for territories and better lives, a place where it is not possible to live an ordinary life outside of governments that are very reminiscent of medieval times, what would people's daily lives be like in such a world? This story will show Arthur's life and a world where war technology has advanced forcibly to keep up with both humans and their supernatural enemies; we will also accompany him on his way to climb the rungs of the creatures' status in the universe where he will discover the truth of his world.

I hope you guys read my newest story titled My Forgotten Childhood friend. I'll be also writing more funny stories like this one

It's a funny and comedy story about 6 girls who want to be a kpop group called DREAMYPINKY GIRLS. They get to meet blackpink, bts, exo, Got7, momoland, twice THANK YOU.

(Back On Hiatus- I've fallen ill, and I'm backed up with projects and personal issues :( Book one/ Luna By Force- A good deed can literally bite you back. Noelle Clarke a twenty five year old female living in a post apocalyptic world, that has been damaged by a horrible infection. She's orphaned and alone with only her pet dog to sustain her. On one of her runs to get food, Noelle saves a little girl from a group of rogue zetas. Her thanks comes when the little girl bites her, and infects her with the virus known as the Cerberus genes. It only takes a week after her mark appears for the girl's father, an alpha, to come for Noelle. Her life goes from zero to one hundred really fast. As she's welcomed into the Moonraiders pack, and finds herself falling for the silent and cold alpha. But there's more. Her heart feels a deeper connection when she comes in contact with his brothers. Noelle struggles to understand these feelings, and she struggles to survive. In her world, being a Luna is a prize. A prize to be taken by force. Follow Noelle on her journey as she falls in love with three men, unlocks her true potential, and discovers the what really started the infection that ruined all of man kind. This is a different spin on a fantasy werewolf romance. I hope you'll like it. If you do, don't forget to comment to let me know. ------------ Book Two/ Accidental Luna- In a world ravaged by a deadly virus, Noelle Cerberus is determined to build a safe haven for the remaining survivors. Unbeknownst to her, the virus has evolved in another part of the world, creating new challenges. Enter Kiada Moretti, an ex-Navy SEAL who awoke to the pandemic while on the battlefield. Having lost everyone she cared for to the virus, Kiada has given up hope of ever finding peace. But everything changes when her old radio picks up a frequency for the first time in years. Noelle's broadcast carries a riddle, a clue to finding the elusive safe haven. For Kiada, it's a glimmer of hope in a hopeless world. However, her journey takes a perilous turn when she is tackled by two alphas who mistake her for their mate, inadvertently turning her into their luna. Now, with the virus coursing through her DNA, Kiada finds herself bonded to two men she both loathes and fears. As Kiada grapples with her new reality, she must work alongside the alphas and their pack of rogues if she has any hope of reaching the safe haven. Can she overcome her fears and prejudices? Will she discover that not all accidents lead to disaster? And can love truly blossom amidst the chaos? Find out in this thrilling tale of survival, love, and redemption. _______ The photo in the cover is not mine, if the owner would like me to change it, do let me know.

DISCLAIMER : Just a novelization of a Role Play I had with a friend because I think it was funny In a full-dive MMO, armies rise and states are organized. From the East to the West, tens of thousands of players conspire, struggle, and kill each other to expand their territory or to carry their empire's banner to the walls of a city. Empires are built, others fall, sometimes without a battle. In the mountains of Epirus, Vladorius and his army have only one goal: Pyrrhus' Revenge.