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Adeline didn't expect she would transmigrate into the trashy novel she read years ago. The plot was so cliched that she couldn't bring herself to finish it. Years later, she found that very book on her bed, the page was open to the villainess' execution and before she knew it she found herself in the very novel she hated. The evil villainess who couldn't stand her two childhood friends become completely enamoured by the female lead, she decided to take care of the matter herself and thus became the public enemy. She now became the villainess of the story! "I do not accept this!" Adeline yelled at the top of her lungs. "I will change the plot." The Crown Prince she rejected won't leave her alone. The cold Northern Duke clung to her and wouldn't let go. The Arch Mage wants to abandon his duties and serve as her personal knight, and the Head Priest is obsessed with her! The Male leads she wished to avoid won't leave her alone! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Obsessive male lead- check. Funny but strong female lead- check. Amazing family- check. Annoying Goddess- also check.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

What would happen if one day you woke up and discovered that you were trapped in a silly novel that had been turned into a manga and then into a game due to its popularity? You wouldn't know, because it's the kind of boring novel you usually abandon, with no intention of finishing it. That's what happened to an ordinary guy who was just trying to live a normal life. Now, he will find himself caught in a whirlwind of problems he never imagined. Don't trust anyone, not even your own senses, because this world, filled with clichés and plagiarism, is full of dark secrets and unexpected surprises.

A novel bout a young boy from a struggling family and his rise to football stardom entailing all his struggles, drama, difficulties and choices through the help of a system. P.S: no face slapping or cliche OP Ness. Authors note: thank you so much guys for joining the club, it's my first novel and English is my second language. So please bear with the errors and give me feedbacks to improve the novel, thanks a lot guys for the support. The first few chapters may have some minor grammatical errors and might be short (nothing big) like I said above ☝️. I've been trying to fix as many errors as possible but there might be a few ( I'm a human being). I post one chapter daily # support ********** This novel is a work of fiction. While it references real organizations, locations, and events, the characters, storylines, and specific depictions are created by the author. The names, characteristics, and actions of individuals within the story are purely fictional and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental. This work is not endorsed by, nor affiliated with, any football club, league, or organization. All references to real teams, events, or organizations are used for fictional purposes, and the portrayals within this book do not reflect real-world actions, views, or affiliations.

Ayaan Rakshit had nothing left to lose—or so he thought. With his family destroyed and his sister clinging to life, he had resigned himself to a world devoid of meaning. But when an ethereal figure appears, offering him a chance to rewrite fate, Ayaan is thrust into a deadly game where the stakes are nothing less than the survival of humanity. A cataclysm looms, set to obliterate the world in exactly 365 days. The only way to stop it is to survive a gauntlet of ruthless quests, face monstrous enemies, and outwit the ones trying to kill him—each as desperate and dangerous as he is. Armed with a mysterious system that promises strength, power, and a single wish, Ayaan’s path is clear: fight, adapt, and conquer. For Ayaan, this isn’t about saving the world. It’s about saving her. And he’ll tear through anyone—or anything—that stands in his way. 365 days. 100 Quests. One man. No second chances. The apocalypse doesn’t wait. A/N: It has been a while since I put my mind to writing. So, this is my comeback. I want to finish this as soon as possible and that is in the hands of the readers. Please the Reader Quest Chapter to know more. Cliche Check: 1. Cold MC 2. Bedridden Relative 3. Levelup System

Adrian was an orphan who was a clever and cheerful child grown into a wonderful adult while engrossed in the novels of fantasy. One day, while Going to a Business Proposal that's going to give his company the perfect kick start, his life took an unexpected turn. While Saving a child on the Road the Truck Hit him claiming his life. "What a cliche way to die Sigh" He inexplicably found himself Reincarnated into the world of Humanity's Vanguard, inhabiting the body of Caelum Aster A Dragon. A Character that Should not have Existed in the Story. "Since the Story already changed from my Existence alone might as well live my way"

Death and rebirth usually meant that one was reborn as an mortal human being not as an Immortal Devil. This was not part of the contract! And what's with this cliche of being the last of a dying noble family! And what's with this strange wishes! Hell No! Let me show you how a proper Devil's Contract is done!

Kang Jaeyoung had been close friends with Yeon Jeonghoo since their first year of middle school. With their parents mostly out of the picture, they naturally relied on each other throughout their struggles. But after being told that his soul was inadvertently placed in the wrong world, Jaeyoung is suddenly punished with nightmares. At first, they weren’t so bad, but they got increasingly disturbing over time. Eventually, they were so unbearable that he was afraid to fall asleep. It was then that he discovered that when he slept while being in some sort of physical contact with Jeonghoo, he drowsed restfully and dreamlessly. At that realization, Jaeyoung embarrassedly asked Jeonghoo to sleep beside him at night. But as their feelings grow even deeper than their initial depth, their “unrequited” loves become intertwined, breaking through the barrier and extending beyond. Light begins to peek through the cracks, undeniably bound to shed its beams upon hidden devotions once that wall inevitably collapses. Deeply devoted and clingy top (Yeon Jeonghoo) x Completely smitten and caring bottom (Kang Jaeyoung) *This. Is. An. Omegaverse! I repeat! OMEGAVERSE!!! *Friends to lovers *There will be smut *This is a light read. Do not expect incredible plot twists or excellent wording. There will be a few original aspects and I’m actively avoiding cliches, especially some VERY overused ones, but I can’t guarantee that they will be nonexistent.

I watch him, his green eyes brimming with concern as he gently massages my scarred leg. The sensation is both soothing and a stark reminder of my own inadequacy. The once-feared Crimson General, a symbol of power and invincibility, is now nothing but a frail shadow of his former self. I’ve been abandoned, left to decay in this forsaken place, my family and comrades long forgotten. Darkness had become my only solace, and I had resigned myself to it. Then he arrived, a beacon of light in my endless night. His presence, his care—it’s more than I ever deserved. Yet, I find myself clinging to him with an intensity that borders on madness. I hate that I need him so desperately, that his every action and word have become my lifeline. It consumes me, a torment I can't escape. "You don't have to do this. Please, don’t do this. I’m nothing. You deserve better. Leave. Please," I beg, my voice trembling with raw anguish, the very words tearing me apart. He continues his work, seemingly unaffected by my pleas. "Why are you here? Look at me! I’m nothing." Desperation and anger swell within me, mixing into a maelstrom of anxiety. I can’t comprehend the emotions coursing through me. "You're my alpha, where else would I be?" he responds softly, his gaze unwavering, as if my pleas were mere background noise. My heart races, torn between overwhelming relief and paralyzing dread. In that moment, I realize the truth: you would have to tear him from my cold, lifeless arms. I’m never letting go. - General Thorne, betrayed and broken, finds new life and love with Omega Noelle, who nurses him back to health. Their deepening bond reveals Thorne’s softer side, offering a chance at happiness. Unfortunately, Thorne’s past soon catches up with them, threatening their newfound peace. **** STOP!!!! HERE IS 9 REASONS YOU SHOULD GIVE THIS A SHOT 1. Omegaverse 2. The Alpha is a greenflag. 3. Fluff, and cheesey cliche romance. 4. Faceslapping and revenge. 5. Smut, with no dubcon or noncon. 6. OP husband. 7. Really cliche plot honestly. Those historical manhwas but make it gay. 8. The omega/bot is not a pushover. 9. I'm asking you give it a shot please.

Update Schedule: Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday on WN, SH, MSB, and RR. As for the Patrons, almost Daily updates with guaranteed 25 new Chapters each month. Discord: https://discord.gg/t2gPEt3 Synopsis: Keith, a vieux riche, spoiled and cherished, heir to the Demiliore Consortium, lives his life at large. Power, Wealth, Fame; He has it all. But is it all just a dream? With a set of memories, the knowledge of the future, in a play orchestrated by Destiny, knowing well that he is born to be a Villain, will he prevail? Or is he going to fall at the hands of the Child of Destiny just like he did in the nightmare that haunts him? Author's Note: Yes, the story is heavily influenced by Urban-Fantasy Chinese Novels. Don't read if you have a problem with those types of plots. 'Cliche' plot elements are bound to appear, so if you easily get triggered by such things, keep away. And I would advise you to not even start the story if you are an ardent believer of 'Good shall prevail over the Evil'. Keep away! MC here is a Villain! But yes, he is not someone deprived of emotions, even though he is a Scum. So, do not expect an outright Evil MC either. I don't write Netorare. Don't worry about it! Warnings: > Incest > Dark Elements > Sexual Content > Traumatising Content > Gore > Manipulative MC > Sexual Abuse > Parallel World (Almost a New World) > Fantasy Elements (Full-fledged Fantasy later) > System > Slavery

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

I'm not sure exactly where this story will go, but if you want a story that isn't one of those harem, power fantasy type stories, then you've come to the right place. The only hope I have is to bring a story to life; not just about fireballs and whatnot, but also about the life, scenery, and people of a fantasy world. Idk if that sounds cliche, but that's the general idea I have for this story. I'll modify that statement to better explain this whole shebang as we move along. I'll also be developing the world, too; it'd be pretty awesome to have something on the side, like a bestiary type list of creatures and plants and materials, people, cultures, and whatnot--something along the lines of a fictional 'The Travels' by Marco Polo. My minimum word count per chapter is around 1,200 words. Of course, word count will vary between chapters, but 1,200 is just the minimum I've created for myself. That number will probably grow as my writing skills develop and I find my 'writing voice'. This is a complete passion project I've started again in the midst of a very busy time of my life; I can't promise any scheduling, but nonetheless, I think it'll be a fun ride for all of us, if a bit bumpy lol. Thank you for taking the time to check out my book! I hope you enjoy it :)

She had mountains of reason to say no to him, but he keeps coming back, no matter how many times she rejected him. ******************************* Sneak Peek: “I HAVE TRIED! PLAN A, PLAN B, PLAN C, PLAN D & PLAN E! But Nothing is Working! Why does he still want to marry me?!” ——by FL Inner Voice ******************************* Synopsis: After waking up as the villainess in a romance novel that she hated called “I love you, my prince.” Ms.Ivy Augustine, her villainess name, finds ways to escape her fate from execution at age 17. The strong and sensible girl vows that she will not be like the villainess in the story who loves the prince too much, which will lead to her doom. She develops mountains of reasons why she doesn’t want to marry the prince, but no matter how hard she tried, the prince kept proposing to her, and disasters kept following her as if the author was forcing her to follow the plot. The novel that she thought was predictable and full of cliches cause her to wonder, will she ever be able to change her fate? ******************************* How did I become the villainess of this cliche romantic novel!! I reincarnated into the romance novel that I read last night, and I skip through the chapters and only read the crucial parts. The villainess will be beheaded at the age of 17 because she loves the prince too much. I felt relief because I hate the idea of marrying the prince. There is a mountain of reasons why I don't want to! It's just not practical! "Oh, no, his pheromone attack! It's is very strong this time, but I will endure it! " "She smells nice. I want to keep her by my side forever." ******************************* Note to readers Publishing Schedule 2 chapter - Every Sat & Sun Sometimes more if I feel like it XD What can you expect: This novel contains lots of romance and adventure combined. It's a slow burn novel. ************************************** Ps. I do not own this artwork, full credits to the owner. Double Ps. I also don't control the pricing. Triple Ps. There may be a little R-18 content after chapter 60. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I have to postpone my work until my health is better. I have been pilling the stories and hope to publish it the end of the year. Thank you for your continuos support.

'And yet, there was one thing she would claim. She would go by the name NEPHELI.' Nepheli never imagined she would reincarnate into one of those cliche novels that many of us have read, and begrudgingly loved. This is a story with ups and downs, mystery, love, betrayal, and most importantly- POWER. ALSO POSTED ON WATTPAD

"Alice! I'm canceling my engagement with you!" Arth who became one of the capture target in an otome game called Lovely☆Princess love the Villainess and would do anything to protect her smile. ---------------------- Author: Yui Original Name:騎士団長の息子は悪役令嬢を溺愛する I translate it and at the same time improve to what I think to fill the cliche.

After Liu Fengying, a girl from modern times, had regained her memories from her previous life, in which she had been a powerful cultivator who had participated in thousands of battles, she began to walk once again on the path to immortality. In her journey, she will succeed in attaining wealth and influence, getting revenge against those who wronged her, and winning the love of some beautiful women. What you can expect: many face-slapping moments, all the cliches from Eastern novels What you shouldn't expect: too much logic *This novel will receive updates 1-2 times a week (depending on how popular the story will be) *The cover is AI generated via WOMBO Dream

Read at your own risk: Super Slow-Update [Author Suggestion]: Add this to your collection first and wait for it to have enough chapters before reading since this book has a super-slow update due to the author's schoolwork. Serin is a time and space agent who plays the role of a villain in numerous worlds. When he completed his task he chose to retire than be reborn in his original world. The administration gave him a huge amount of wealth as remuneration and he is allowed to choose which world he wants to stay in. In that world, he can do anything and could even replace the protagonist living in that world. The compensation is good and the treatment is high-class. Serin had nothing to complain about and proceeded to retire. However, he didn't expect that he would become a child! With his memories sealed, Qise...his system, acted as his guardian. Serin feels like kindergarten is not suitable for the great him. But then the four-year-old baby who swears to become a domineering president found his suitable wife in the future. Serin: Blow kisses Xanric: "..." Xanric: His doll is good. Serin: Fight someone for his future wife Xanric: "..." Xanric: His doll is really good. Serin: Announce to marry and live together. Xanric: "..." Xanric: He wants to take home his doll too. Two babies flirted with each other! Teacher Roana couldn't take it anymore and ignored them. Qise: "..." He had no idea that his host was actually a face control! But hey, isn't that person this world's strongest villain? Qise: "!!!" Ancestor the wife you're planning to take is plotting against you! Serin who was taken as the wife of the person whom he thought his wife was speechless. Who I am? Who are you? Where am I? Xanric: "Be good, wife. Wait for me at home and play with you." Serin: "???" Serin: "!!!" [WARNING] 1. Contain same-sex relationships. If you are sensitive to this kind of story please leave, thanks. 2. No underage relationship [Romance starts at adult age, no "x" scene of minors] 3. This is a child-bearing story slash romance of the main characters. 4. Be aware of cliches. If you don't like cliche stories then this story is not for you. I only made this to satisfy those who wanted this kind type of setting. [NOTE] 1. Copyright 2024-2025 2. The writing is horrible. The logic is chaotic. Perfectionists should be careful. 3. [Highlighted] Basically the shou is a time and space agent who traveled around dimensions to play the role of a villain and after retiring the time and space administration gave him a huge amount of wealth as remuneration that he could use for the rest of his life thus when he came to choose a world to retire, he became the wealthiest person. 4. Two-faced Affectionate Attack X Wealthy Prince Receive (Omegaverse) 5. 1v1 HE, sweet. 6. Credit to the owner of the picture used as the book cover. I do not own the art I used and it would be taken down upon the artist's request! If some of you know who the artist is please do tell me so I could credit. 7. Due to the author's study this article will have a super slow update.

After being suddenly transmigrated into a novel that I've read years ago, I've realized that I've been swapped into the body of Villainess, Seraphine Montclair, or rather, the deceitful wife of the ever-most perfect crown prince of the Velmoria Empire, a kingdom ruling the large continent with great power and authority. With the nearing death approaching in time, I, Seraphine, must find a way to escape this death. Except.. I'd rather bring justice to Seraphine's cliche, gullible, and awful platitude personality that had obviously left her to a bad ending. So this time, I will be a true villainess while still being able to restore my tainted reputation! But with another instance, a system is manipulating my actions with choices from time to time, almost like an interactive game..

Yan Yuling was born into a wealthy family and was an abandoned daughter since childhood. Her stepsister took her place as the pampered daughter of the Yan family and used her as a sacrificial lamb. She only wishes to have a boring, normal life. Unfortunately, she was destined to meet a handsome and talented businessman, who is also known as a 'cut-sleeve'. Their meeting is as cliche as a dog-blood drama, signaling the intertwining of their destinies. But, under the gentleman's facade, he is someone who carries dark secrets and thirsts for revenge. As they get to know each other better, they discover each other's hidden stories that could destroy their fragile relationship and kill their budding love. Faced with so many secrets, can they truly find love from each other? A/N: Little Wife's Diary Series: Book 1: Little Wife's Diary: My Husband Is My Boss! ( Completed ) Book 2: TBA

Cliche. Another monster progression story. That was probably what you thought when you read the title of my story. And, I can't lie, for the most part, it probably is. But, what else am I supposed to do when I've been thrusted into a world that could kill me in an instant? There's nothing to do but to progress, to devour and evolve. You would do the same too. Such is the basis of a monster. Such is the right of any living being. So that's what I did. I ate, I killed and I hoarded anything I could get my big limbs on. Friendship, allies and love? There used to be a little god calling himself "Heaven's Equal" who spouted of such things, before I ate him. The world went pretty quiet after that. Follow my story. Read for yourself how I evolved from a little monster in a lake I thought was the ocean, all the way into the Titan Of Destruction. What To Expect: - A relatively quick progression story - Ruthless, I mean - Fang Yuag levels - of ruthless protagonist. - A system? that grows stronger along with the protagonist - Big Monsters Duking It Out, with minimal humans/beastmen/elves, etc. . .focus. Basically, monsterverse without annoying ass humans ruining the show. - Did I mention that the protagonist was pretty evil?

The Fultra Realm is a place filled everything powered by mana and magic where anything is possible, large modern cities, deadly monsters and even castles, a land of pure fantasy. Yet the common rule is the strong reap respect whilst the weak barely get by. Zane is one of the weakest, with no affinity for mana he has been labeled as a cripple of magic who can’t even break into the F rank of power. With no family, friends or hope for a better future, Zane lives in isolation, away from society after his poor treatment. That is until he is given an opportunity to change his life with the Inheritance System... *Author notes*: -This will be my first novel published -I already have the plot somewhat planned, but am more than happy to hear any criticisms that could help me improve and make this a more interesting read -The starting chapters may seem slow but they are just setting up the story -If you like a story where the weakest becomes the strongest and an mc that is a ruthless badass who will kill anyone who gets in his way, this is for you -I love that sort of novel and although I’m not a fan of cliches, I still think it can be entertaining -Probably no harem, but it depends on what I feel like doing, at least it will not be large or cringey -I hope you can enjoy my novel :)

1+ chapters per week c: ... For eighteen years, Valerie has lived in the deep abyss under a different name– Lienne, the Great Abyssal. As the story went, Lienne lived fighting and clawing her way up the ladder to crown herself the Great Abyssal. A formidable foe who did not know defeat, the mysterious monster dwelling beneath all of the other horrid creatures lurking in the dark. And so, Valerie lived that story. In her previous life, she died after reading a cliche third-rate R-18 harem novel, “The Shadow Prince Who is The Descendant of an Ancient Dragon Will Gather Five Sexy Maidens And Prove All of His Enemies Wrong!” as a joke. Never would she have imagined she’d end up living that garbage novel. Although unforeseen betrayal was what ultimately led her to a gruesome death, she longed to return for the people she loved. Rather, any other place was better than the hell that was the Abyss. After eighteen years of living a nightmare to please the God who sent her here, she finally came to the end of the novel in which she was destined to die. But things don’t turn out as planned. The hero doesn’t get a harem, he’s significantly taller and far from average-looking as described in the novel, he drags out the final fight… And why is he sort of her type??

Charon, a universe where cliches, chaos and questionable settings, timelines, geography and many more weird things happening inside the universe, time travelers messing with time, some eldritch gods starting cults, dinosaurs somehow survive and still living in the modern age, this was the Charonverse, a Novel that Theo read and made him questioned the author's sanity "Well, time to enjoy my time here and get wives" Now then some things that needs confirmation Mc will have a harem Mc will not always be ruthless, cold and a crazy killer that will kill someone just because they breath in his general direction but can be serious when the situation demands it The Novel will definitely have many ass pulls and bullshit, cause Charonverse is full of asspulls and bullshits I'm willing to hear any constructive criticism to better myself and give you guys an enjoyable reading experience

Tsunderes? Danderes? Yankees? Love Triangles? Harems? Naoki wants nothing to do with that. He's just a high school student who only wants a peaceful life and yet he keeps finding himself in cliche situations that are nothing but chaotic. Naoki tries his best to break the cycle of cliches, but can he do it when the girls in his life keep getting in his way? This is a rewrite of a story I had done. Last one was too serious. It's a fun series I'm doing, enjoy. Just a nice slice-of-life story. Cover is AI generated, perhaps in the future I can pay an artist for a proper one

A soul is thrown into the world of Reverend insanity being none the wiser and reincarnated as Fang Zheng thank ROB he was given one hell of a crutch. I don't know about update speed...as I already tried writing a fic though it didn't come out as I wanted, and got dropped aside from that - I hate mind control romance, NTR(if the relationship hasn't started then it's not ntr), Ra*e, nirvana hands, handsomeness that make girls wet from just looks, etc. you guys get the gist so don't expect it aside from that, it would turn in here and it's already in the tags Tags: Adventure, Romance, cliches, Herem, Action, No NTR. Anything related to original works belongs to the original authors I only own my character

A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredom Follow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not. A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room.......... Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your way Follow me through my journey. Please Rate my writing. Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out. Without further ado lezgow. Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes

Hello, everyone, my name is Mercury Van Anguish, and to make things short I am reincarnated person yea... that right you heard me correctly jealous right hahah of course, you are who wouldn't. After all, I am a summoned hero destined to fight the demon lord, save the world, get the girl, and have a happy ending. Or that is what I would love to say you see my reincarnation was very special and very dangerous to me in more ways than one hahah... as a matter of fact please send help or maybe an SOS. You see I got the opportunity to reincarnate under the condition of being entertainment for Multiple ROBS In a way, this would have been good I might have gone to a different world with the proper and cliche setting but nope these ROB want a change of pace so what did they do. Well, it's simple they reincarnated me into a world as an offering to the strongest Evil Goddess of Mayhem Lilith an entity that is by no means good at all and has committed so many horrible crimes within this world just because she enjoys it and sees it as fun, in short, she sadistic and fuck up in the head. Well, this is my job make Lilith mine at all cost and complete all 100 hundred romantic tasks given to me by the Robs, and let me tell you this would have been easy if my wife isn't trying to kill me, discipline me, torture me and assassinate me. All because that is her nature and she enjoys doing it, my suffering is her enjoyment, and If I fail and let her leave the seal before a year is finished, she will destroy the world. So, yea this is a story of how I met your mother or die trying to meet her. "Merrrrrrrcury darling where are you?" "Shit she is coming and my leg isn't healed yet well later guys I got to think of a way out of this or be killed right here and now by my wife." "Awww... darling there you are it is time to say hello to Angel-Chan early today". "Shit, shit, shit, shit Shiiiiiiit!"

Ever felt frustrated by misunderstandings? Better yet, angry at the fact that the plot seems to just lean for or against the protagonist so much? Well, have no fear, for I am here! Ladies and Gentlemen, Lad Pesk at your service! Here to ruin the plots of authors and get rid of the boring cliches! My number’s right on the card, if needed call this phone number. Lad Pesk, Mender of frustration. 555-555-5555 Miss ya! Happy to Work For Ya! P.S The back of the card has all limitations and restrictions to my services.

We all hate those overly done cliches in Chinese novels. So here is my Americanized attempt at writing a Chinese story. It's about this man named Li-Yuxuan getting one of those Rich systems. NO HAREM and NO BLATANT NATIONALISM, Good luck reading!

I really request you to give this novel a chance ************************************ In a world full of magic and phenomenons transcending the laws of nature, there exists a man with the resolve to live a simple and peaceful life but fate had some other plans. Melvar who never wanted anything more than ordinary is anything but ordinary, In the world where levels and class decides your life, he doesn't even have the level section in his status window. *********************************** First of all, the mc works the hardest for the power he gets, it is not that cliche overpowered mc. Also mc doesn't care about anyone and doesn't mind showing his power when needed. Would love to get all your support. and criticizism.