Greatest Satire

The Greatest Superhero? Is there even such a thing? Is it the hero who protects the people, saves the day or is it the hero who makes sure the monster dies A world where an age old life force called Archaic Energy powers every living thing. A world where Humanity battles against extinction from what lies on the other side of the Archaic spectrum. The Fiends ( monstrous beautiful creatures bent on man's demise ) This is the tale of man. Neigh a hero who Searches for his purpose. Theo has found nothing but pain and war and tragedy. Time and time again. But he will never yield to it. In this horrible place called earth he will fight and go on adventures to the dark side of the planet. There are people who don't know war, who only know comfort and safety. Then there are people whose comfort lies only in war and violence. The world is deranged like him. Forever questioning morality and lying in place of giving answers The story pushes people to edge--testing their title of Superheros who claim to be self sacrificing.Theo does not know what He is or what He will become. What is He supposed to be? Will He emerge from these mad times of chaos to become. THE GREATEST SUPERHERO. Or Will it emerge from the bedlam and bring about ruination as THE FINAL FIEND. What to expect. ( Be warned ) Core reality's of Life. War, Love Hate, Existential Horror, Romance, Symbolism, Fighting ( Violent and brutal battles ), Death ( lots of it. I mean no one's safe in this book). There is a grotesque need to cause death and destruction. Beings so far gone that forgiveness simply cannot be given. Blasphemous horrors done that cannot be said here. To put it simply. Its a dark shonen novel not afraid to address the parts of life that people ignore. The parts of reality we try not to think about, the parts we run away from. The darkness void you cannot see for you will never look. It's the tale of mankind. It is the Journey of Theo.

[Fishing + Gold Panning + Daily Life + Urban Farming + America + Super Rich + System] At a high school reunion, Levi traveled back to Alaska in 2004. After dropping out of USC, he became the captain of the "Sea Monster". From the Gulf of Alaska to the Bering Sea and across the Pacific Ocean, my fishing grounds are everywhere. Black cod, halibut, cod, tuna, king crab, snow crab, lobster, geoduck, abalone, sea cucumber...

Rian Rahman was the brilliant mind behind Earth’s most ambitious nuclear project—a man who dreamed of giving unlimited energy to the powerless. But when the core he built betrayed him in a blinding flash, he awoke not in heaven or hell, but in a gutter at the edge of another world. Reborn as Ain, a powerless boy of the Null—people despised for being born without magic—Rian finds himself crawling through mud and hunger, watching the privileged few wield their dazzling sorcery while the Null are treated worse than cattle. But the fire of science still burns in his mind. Nukes, reactors, theories that once lit up cities—now they feed a new kind of rebellion. In a kingdom ruled by spellcasters and guarded by stone walls, Ain vows to build a revolution from the bottom up. With no magic of his own, he will turn forgotten scraps of knowledge into weapons, allies, and hope for those who have none. He was a scientist who split the atom—now he’ll shatter an empire.

Roland died and transmigrated into the body of the third son of a Baron. Having reincarnated, at first he looked forward to the grace of the system or any other golden finger; alas, it seemed not everyone was lucky. In the end, he accepted that those were fantasies, whereas this was reality. Being the third son, he couldn't inherit land according to laws; however, he had a bit of warrior aptitude suitable to become a knight. Knowing that this might cause trouble in succession later, his father enrolled him in the army. Several years later, he became a 3rd-rank knight in the Beginner Stage and was going to be promoted but was injured when he tried to save the commander of his battalion. Amidst that, he received shocking news about his family's demise due to a monster tide, leaving him alone to inherit the barony. Weighing the pros and cons, he decided to escape from the risky venture and settle in a poor backwater barony village to lead a peaceful life; however... Just when he thought it was over, he awakened the Children's Blessing System. [Host's child detected, Family System activated.] [Begin testing the child's aptitude.] "What, for real?"

WSA 2025 Entry! Excerpt: "Are you satisfied?" he asked, walking to the fire where she already sat. "Can you yet call yourself the greatest knight? "Not until I can beat you," Irene argued. Despite how serious he looked only moments before, he cracked a smile. "But you saved my life," he insisted. Synopsis: With a second chance given to her after a pathetic ending to a life she didn’t want, Irene Litharion decides that she will follow in her father’s footsteps and become a knight. Waking up in the body of her eleven year old self, she’s reinvigorated to follow her heart. She has the rare blood of ancient warriors in her veins and promises to not turn her back to it anymore. Prepared for the sacrifices she will have to make to live the life she wants, a new challenge is presented when the only way she can become an apprentice knight is to turn her back on femininity altogether. The years she spent being forced to attend etiquette lessons go out the window and instead, daily sword practice takes place. Her father does all he can to get her into the knighthood, but it’s up to her to show her strength and skill to stay in it. However, it’s different than she expects when the Monster War ravages her homeland, she learns the sting of loss, and secrets of her own blood present themselves the more she leans into the thrill of battle.

Avery Asteria was far from having anyone's dream job. Family circumstances had him drop out of school and flying around the expanse of space looking for treasure among the discarded trash in an old ship his father had been restoring. It was far from glamorous work, but it was all he could do to earn the money he needed. He was not the only one looking for fortune among the stars, though. One day a score that looked too good to be true led to a run in with a band of pirates. With some quick wits and a bit of luck, Avery managed to escape the worst, but he ended up missing out on collecting the valuable salvage he had his sights on. Having lost a large chunk of his gear in his flight from the pirates, Avery seemed to be truly at the end of his rope. However, a twist of fate led him to discovering an experimental vessel that had been lost to the far reaches of space. With this new ship in his possession, his prospects were looking up. It had everything and more than what any spacefarer could want. And Avery was going to use it to become the leader of the greatest band of mercenaries in the galaxy.

Lucas "Luke" Chandler is a master of illusion, but his magic is all about sleight of hand and clever tricks, not real sorcery. In a twist of fate, Luke finds himself transported to a world where magic is genuine and powerful. Hailed as a great magician, Luke must use his wits and skills to keep up the charade and survive in this fantastical realm. As Luke navigates his new life, hilarity and danger follow him at every turn. From outsmarting people to dodging magical creatures, he must continually perform the ultimate illusion: convincing everyone that he possesses true magical power. Amidst the adventure, Luke grapples with his identity and the constant threat of being exposed as a fraud. In a world where magic is real, Luke discovers that the greatest power might just be his unique ability to blend illusion with reality. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events and incidents are the product of the author's imagination and his only. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Heavy language is used in the story. Blood, gore, violence and sexual acts are also depicted in the story. Update: a chapters a day Site: https://akikure.carrd.co/

Born of blood and yet so disgusted by the sight of it, that was Sephtis, the greatest necromancer the heavens would ever know and also it's greatest nightmare to come. Sephtis, a being who was most surely not human but neither was he a demon nor a beast, hating the sight of blood yet there exists no greater master in the art of slaughter than he. His ever growing army razing down cities, countries, continents, entire worlds and eventually perhaps everything else. He was the definition of a nightmare, his name alone scaring even shadows away and his presence leaving nothing but destruction everywhere it touches. And to the world's greatest surprise something incredible had happened, the unstoppable force had vanished from the surface of the world one day with no explanation nor answer as to his whereabouts. The world finally knew peace, the gods were praised for an entire month straight for answering their prayers, losing themselves in wine, music, food and carnal desire, this was heaven. But as always peace is never a long-lived thing, Darkness is never really truly gone, only just temporarily withheld and the greatest nightmare in history would be returning once more, this time so much greater than ever before and making sure that he completes his mission without fail.

In a universe shaped by the Big Bang, powerful Gods serve as caretakers, while other divine beings, like the vengeful Adder, threaten cosmic balance. Millennia ago, a prophecy foretold a scion of the foresightful God, Celestia, would one day rule the universe. This led to a devastating war orchestrated by Adder, targeting a powerful faction known as The Nexus and its leader, a master of a unique, universe-controlling technique. Though The Nexus was annihilated and its leader seemingly perished, the technique, the Primordial Tether, remained elusive to Adder. The story begins in a desolate corner of the world on the continent of Vrindavan, where Orion, a gifted but struggling teenager, lives with his grandmother, Celestia, and a group of orphans. Unaware of his profound heritage or the ancient war that claimed his family, Orion struggles with a peculiar inability to cultivate magic conventionally. Hunted by a tyrannical City Lord who enslaves nascent mages, Orion finds himself in a collapsing dungeon, facing certain death. In a moment of desperation, a hidden power awakens within him, revealing his true nature and his unique connection to the very essence of dungeons. As he begins to understand the extraordinary technique he unknowingly wields and the destiny whispered by ancient prophecies, Orion must navigate a world filled with danger, uncover the truth of his past, and master his abilities. He is the last hope, unknowingly carrying the means to fulfill a cosmic prophecy, challenge vengeful Gods, and ultimately become the universe's Greatest Dungeon Master.

The white lotus, a legendary artifact rumored to contain the very secrets of the soul, granted unimaginable power to its wielder. Countless Magi from across the universe waged an epic battle for it. But when the dust settled, the lotus vanished, awaiting to be inherited by the destined one. Adam dreamed of escaping poverty, yearning for a life of riches and comfort. Yet, in a world ruled by arcane spellcasters, achieving such a dream meant becoming one himself. But learning magic was a costly pursuit, one that required talent and resources he did not possess. Until one day, everything changed when he stumbled upon a mysterious white lotus... *** Discord: discord.gg/w4vACWwfSv Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/esenel

Callum has always seen things no one else could—monsters and supernatural beasts lurking among everyday people. From an early age, he learned to keep his observations to himself if he didn’t want to be labeled insane. But the supernatural is real, and at thirty, Callum discovers that he is a mage—though one who’s never cast a spell in his life. Despite the demands of secretive magical authorities and their insistence on his compliance with their rigid system of education and duty, Callum refuses to bend. When he escapes from the grip of the Guild of Arcane Regulation and the Bureau of Secret Enforcement, he loses the shield of anonymity that once protected him. Now hunted and exposed, Callum must confront the supernatural world head-on. Living a normal life is no longer possible, and joining the mage community on their terms is out of the question. He must forge his own path, define his own rules, and build his own defenses against a system built to control and suppress. But standing alone comes at a cost. As his opposition to the Guild intensifies, Callum shifts from merely surviving to actively fighting back. His growing understanding of magic and the world around him fuels his resistance, pushing him toward open defiance. The time for hiding is over—he chooses to confront the tyrannical structures that govern mages and manipulate the world from the shadows. Though he succeeds in weakening the Guild, the fall of one power invites others to rise. New players enter the arena, and while Callum is no longer running, he must tread carefully in the changing landscape he helped create. As supernatural politics evolve and the consequences of his rebellion ripple outward, he strengthens his position to face enemies old and new.

Read as beautiful, sexy, [insert attributes] females get subtly hypnotized in these oneshots. Arc/Chap 1 - A cultivator hypnotizes a master-disciple pair. Arc/Chap 2 - A junior brother hypnotizes his beautiful senior sister. Arc/Chap 3 - A son-in-law of a noble family hypnotizes the empress and his in-name wife Arc/Chap 4 - A disciple hypnotizes his beautiful master Arc/Chap 5- A brother inadvertently hypnotizes his adopted sister Arc/Chap 6 - A handyman hypnotizes the two most beautiful cultivators of the sect. Arc/Chap7 - A handyman hypnotizes his foster sister and her otherworldly master --------- Note 1: These are written for 18 and above male audiences. Hence, the content may feel uncomfortable for people below 18 or female audiences. I do not condone the acts in the novel and they are mere figments of fantasy.

In the vast Nazare Blade Empire, ruled with an iron hand by Emperor Groa Aratat, there existed eight princes, each striving for recognition and power. Among them was Josh Aratat, the most obscure and least acknowledged of the emperor’s sons. Born of a mother who passed away when he was just a child, Josh grew up in the shadows of his more celebrated brothers, his heart burdened with loss and his life marked by solitude. One fateful day, Emperor Groa decreed a challenge: each of his sons was to venture into separate regions of the empire, conquer them, and win the loyalty of their people. The prince who demonstrated the greatest strength, strategy, and ability to amass supporters would be crowned the imperial prince—the heir to the throne. The empire buzzed with speculation. Most believed the title would go to the mighty firstborn, Balek Aratat, renowned for his unparalleled strength. Others placed their bets on the cunning second-born, Jaden Aratat, or the skilled third-born, Gerard Aratat. Few gave any thought to the younger sons, particularly the sixth to eighth—Josh included. In their eyes, he was merely a shadow, unworthy of mention in the race for the throne. But everything changed when Josh encountered a dying man, condemned to execution for the crime of stealing bread. Wracked with despair and tired of his own existence, Josh made a startling decision—he offered to take the man’s place, embracing what he thought would be his end. Yet, in an unexpected twist of fate, death did not claim him. Instead, Josh emerged from the ordeal with a newfound power—an extraordinary ability granted as a result of his selfless act. This gift would not only alter the course of his life but also shake the foundations of the Nazare Blade Empire and the world beyond.

#Top 20 Webnovel Best Sellers 2021, 2022, 2023, and in 2024 #### History is said to be written by the victors. If so, how about Earth's history? Two millennia ago, a young boy named Emery met a tragic fate. In his final moments, he was transmigrated and accepted into the Universe's most prestigious school of magic. “You are among the chosen few from thousands of human worlds. Whether you seize this opportunity or not, is up to you. You are at Magus Academy, the pinnacle of humanity's ingenuity. Magic, science, and might are all within reach for those who dare to pursue them." [Scan complete - Quadruple affinity. Water, Earth, Plant, and Darkness.] "A quadruple acolyte! Only one in tens of thousands of acolytes possess this!" Thus began Emery’s journey together with his 4 friends from the furthest corner of Earth. Each year they returned to Earth to grow, seek revenge, save the princess, conquer the world, and become Earth's Greatest Magus. Their names are still etched in our history books to this day. Authors Note: I have always been fascinated by writing fantasy relating to historical facts. In this story, you will find characters inspired by real-world myth and legend. The universe I created hopefully will make the reader's imagination excited and logically plausible. I hope you enjoy it. ### Here are some key aspects you'll encounter: MC: The protagonist follows the classic weak-to-strong arc. World: Picture a blend of Harry Potter and Star Wars. System: While it's primarily a magic-based story, there's a structured system in place that's easy to follow. Additionally, elements of cultivation. Harem: No, there are several female interests. But I enjoy romance first. So even if there will be more than one love interest it will be deep. Note: English is not my first language, but you'll notice that my writing and English skills gradually improve throughout the chapters. Other: The novel delves into deep research on science and history, enriching the storyline with factual and intriguing details. Give it a read—you might be pleasantly surprised by what unfolds. Check Out the Video Trailer on youtube type "Earth's Greatest Magus"

Updated every Wednesday and Sunday! Everyone wants to be the greatest, but for most people, that's nothing more than a pipe dream; for others, they feel like it's their destiny. Gladiators of the Gridiron is a story that follows two boys who are two sides of the same coin on their journey through their high school American Football careers to become the greatest of all time.

Angelo rycard is a boy who has seen more grief and death than the greatest soldier and more happiness than the greatest king. He carries untold burden and guilt and is on a journey to fix the mistakes of his past fight the evils of several distant universes. And stop the ambitions of men playing God all in the hope of reuniting his family once and for all. Watch this tale of a boy rekindling friendships facing past trauma's and fighting his greatest enemy himself. If you find any grammatical errors please comment on them so I can edit them I'm already editing the chapters searching for errors but just in case I'd like you all to Inform me

"It’s not the people who claim they are evil you should worry about, it’s the ones that claim they are good". . . What would a modern-day earthling do if they suddenly open their eyes to find themselves in a cultivation world? Suffering from an incurable disease since young, Yang Chen’s life came to an end due to the malicious stratagems of his relatives. Life, youth, love, wealth, family, he got to enjoy nothing. Bitter at the injustice he suffered, Yang Chen's soul was reincarnated into a whole new world where immortals and divine beings weren’t just myths. This time, he vowed to live a whimsical, self-serving, materialistic life. But what’s this? His starting point was the lowest of the low, a slave that was at the mercy of the Zhang clan. Can this still be called living? Raising a cry in defiance against his destiny, what appeared before him was the Greedvil system. Heaven-Defying Battle Skills, Supreme Pills, Weapons, Armours... anything that Yang Chen wants, can be purchased from the shop. In return, all Yang Chen had to do was commit evil acts. The Greedvil System ran on mischief points, his actions determined the points he earned. The greater the degree of evil, the higher the points!!! Hehe… Now wasn’t that great? Even the heavens want him to become a villain. Equipped with a healthy body and a powerful system, what kind of storms would Yang Chen create? . . "What’s that, a heavenly constitution? I, your grandfather can buy dozens of them. Beauties? The more the merrier. Villains? Who can hold a candle against me?" This is the story of a villain who sets on a journey to reach the martial peak. He will stomp on all the heavenly sons and pick up beauties on his way. ------ Join our discord for Q&A and to chat with fellow members- https://discord.gg/bXexmSNeqn You can also support the novel on Patreon by simply copying the link below:- patreon.com/ViciousPepper.

[WARNING!! MATURE CONTENT. LOTS OF LEMONS. SMUTTY AND SEX STIMULATING.] [WSA ENTRY 2025] A man transmigrates as Dominic, an extra in a game. Being chosen my the Lords to defeat the MC of the game, he has to level up to the greatest ever limit. He has to defeat the MC but he needs some women by his side to help him. He needs the greatest harem. Exploiting them he gains not just a harem but also copies their special abilities. Just like a game, he gets to take down every member so as to face the MC. Please read on. I may not be frequent in updating but if I notice a good start I could release frequent chapters. Also support me with power stones.

"He didn't pilot a mech, he built the future." In the far future humanity is threatened by monstrous beings called kaiju now humans have expanded across the galaxy with the development of new techniques and fleets of mechs. Alto a young boy with dreams of becoming a great mech pilot is forced to be a mech designer. He finds a strange technology that opens his eyes to the vast secrets of the galaxy, now with a new purpose Alto must become something the world has never seen before. Release Schedule:- 2-3 chapters daily

Novis was a warborn tactician, the greatest of his era. His genius led empires to victory and enemies to ruin. But when the war ended, so did his purpose. Betrayed by the very nation he served, he died with no regrets… and no reason to live. Until he opened his eyes again. Reborn as the son of peaceful commoners in a quiet village, Novis still retains every memory, skill, and calculation from his past life. But something is different this time. In this world, power lies in Essence Threads. Invisible strands that shape reality, emotion, and fate. And Novis? He can see and manipulate them. With a child’s smile and a general’s mind, he now weaves a new future, not out of kindness, but necessity. To prepare for the next war.

Dive into a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman. Follow Zachary Bemba on his journey to become the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) in the soccer world. He travels back to a time in his past where opportunity abounds. Access to a system capable of propelling him to greater heights is just the icing on the cake. From a nobody born in one of the poorest and most remote places on the planet, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen. **** ---- G.O.A.T SYSTEM INITIALIZING ---- ACTIVATION SUCCESSFUL **** My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Mujunel_the_Mystic Book Discord Link: https://discord.gg/NK4Uaw8GRN

When Bastion planned to desert his father’s ship he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again. He was wrong. After stealing a seemingly useless oil lamp from the crew’s last raid he discovers that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

Kim Taejong once believed that death was the only true end—a final mercy. He was once a rising star in the game Rise of Legacy, hailed as the prodigy who would one day dominate esports. But at the peak of his career, a hand injury ruined everything The championship title he had spent his entire life chasing slipped away. Taejong blamed himself. The pain, the regret, the endless cycle of what-ifs—it was unbearable. So when an accident took his life, it felt like mercy. But death wasn’t the end. Taejong woke up in the body of Seunghoon—an unknown and struggling player who was desperately chasing the dream Taejong once had. But Seunghoon had neither the talent nor the skills. Just desperation and a working computer.

“Who is the football GOAT?” A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade. Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi? To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other. This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game. As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not only become as great as them, but even greater than any legend that ever graced the game. He wanted to become the Greatest Of All Legends… the GOAL. Unfortunately, fate has never cared about people’s hopes and dreams, and just like every other unfortunate human, she hit him hard across the face with a broken reality and sent him flying in another direction from his goal, yet he didn’t give up and continually persevered but, in the end, he didn’t ever make it. He wasn’t even halfway near his goal. He thought it was over… but it wasn’t. He got another chance at his dreams, and this time he was going to do more than his best to achieve his dream. *disclaimer* There is no system or cheats, just plain hard work and a past life of experience.. Also, despite the use of real-life characters, places and things, this is an artistic creation in which things wouldn't be as they are in real life so don't be surprised at some things that are unrealistic and out of place e.g. exact details, attitude of characters etc. This is a slow-paced novel. Join my discord channel and let's have fun together... link below, https://discord.com/invite/QpbCdNZW

Even if it’s in the middle of war, in the dwarven mines, in the elven wilderness or the demon kingdom, Park Ji Suk will be the only one to come out profitable.

Book Blurb for Pretty Privilege Clara Evans has always lived in a world that bends in her favor—coffee is free, cab fares vanish, and strangers trip over themselves just to hold open a door. It’s not luck. It’s not charm. It’s magic—a cosmic force that makes every man swoon, every obstacle vanish, and every moment effortless. She’s the embodiment of pretty privilege made real. But perfection has its price. Beneath the flurry of flattery and the flood of freebies, Clara is drowning in loneliness. No one sees her. Not really. Until she meets Mark Harrison—a dry-witted lawyer who doesn’t so much as flinch at her beauty. He’s immune, skeptical, and maddeningly unaffected. Intrigued by his indifference, Clara does something she’s never done before: she tries. She stumbles. She grows. In a dazzling blend of romantic comedy and magical realism, Pretty Privilege follows Clara’s journey through enchanted brunches, defiant pigeons, emotionally confusing yoga sessions, and some very poorly timed rain. Alongside her sketchbook, a sarcastic best friend, and the one man who truly sees her, Clara must confront the ridiculousness of a world that worships beauty—and what it really means to earn love. Witty, heartfelt, and slyly satirical, this novel is a celebration of imperfect people, messy self-discovery, and the quiet magic of being real. Perfect for fans of The Love Hypothesis and The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, it’s a modern fairy tale where true love isn't given—it's chosen.

“I only drank tea—and suddenly became the sect’s ancestral founder?” Jiang Chen was once the fearsome Sovereign of Eternal Night, a peerless cultivator betrayed at the peak of power. Now? He’s been reincarnated into the body of a trash-tier young master—hated by his clan, kicked out of his sect, and mocked by the protagonist. All he wants is peace… and a hot cup of tea. Unfortunately, fate (and a very unhelpful system) has other plans. The Scorned Sovereign System, rewards him for getting misunderstood, triggers massive emotional damage in others, and hands out god-tier abilities when people cry near him. He says nothing = they think he’s a hidden ancestor. He drinks tea = someone breaks down in tears. He walks outside = a heroine falls to her knees. He takes a nap = someone’s fate collapses. He just wants to rest. The world insists he’s plotting world domination. Now the very heroines who once rejected and scorned him? They’re back, full of tears, begging for forgiveness… And Jiang Chen? Still sipping tea like none of this is his business. Comedy · Cultivation · OP MC · Harem (Regret-based) · Misunderstood Protagonist · Lazy Genius · Emotional Damage · Reincarnation · Face-Slapping · System · Heroines Regret · Anti-Hero · Satire · Slow-Burn Romance · Master-Disciple Chaos