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Petunia Evans, the to-be aunt of Harry Potter, was known as an ordinary, magic-fearing woman. But what if Petunia held a secret? In this tale, Petunia is actually a girl from another world who wakes up as Harry's future aunt, determined to change her fate and rewrite her story. This Petunia is different—she has the power of magic and a thirst for power and dominance. When she receives her Hogwarts letter, she steps into a world of spells, magical creatures, and grand ambitions. Follow Petunia as she becomes a top student at Hogwarts, makes new allies, and crafts a plan to reshape the wizarding world. Mature, driven, and far from ordinary, this is the story of a girl who dares to redefine her destiny and leave an extraordinary legacy. --- **Disclaimer:** Any pictures or content from the Harry Potter universe or any known universe are not mine. I own the fan fiction content as my own. If anyone who has ownership of images I use in this fan fiction and wants me to remove them, please message me. This work is aided by AI.

After the final battle Harry learns the truths. He was betrayed... And what does Harry do? He goes back in time and get his revenge on them all of them. ======= Disclaimer I do not assert any ownership over anything. J. K. Rowling owns everything.

Now what will happen when Harry Potter becomes a Chief and a really good one at that ? Join Harry on this journey to find out. ........................ Disclaimer I do not assert any ownership over anything. J. K. Rowling owns everything.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

Harry Potter uncovers a journal tied to an ancient legacy, revealing his extraordinary magical heritage and a world of noble houses, hidden truths, and rising dangers. As he learns and grows in power, Harry must navigate alliances, secrets, and a looming threat that could change magic forever. A story of Harry's maturity. AU, Years 1-7

Mila Brown a simple and lovely young lady, who strives to work hard to take care of her little sister and Mother Soon her life is turned upside down, when she landed her dream job at Harris Construction company, where she would be working for the arrogant and controlling Angel Harris would she be able to handle the over bearing and arrogant Mr Harris or would , her hate for him overcome her attraction for him

In the Harry Potter universe, Alaric Black, a soul reincarnated from Prime Earth, awakens in the notorious Black family, carrying the weight of extraordinary knowledge from his past life. At nine, he discovers a mystical tree in his soul space that grants him insights into the multiverse—a vast tapestry that includes not just the magical world but also the realms of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and beyond. Embarking on a daring adventure into Muggle London, Alaric uncovers the interconnectedness of realities and realizes dark forces threaten not just his world but the entire multiverse. Armed with a keen intellect and a thirst for knowledge, he strives to hone his magical abilities while navigating the complexities of his secretive family. As he embraces his destiny, Alaric must balance magic and the unknown to protect his loved ones from looming dangers. Will he harness his unique gifts to safeguard the multiverse, or will shadows of destiny overpower him?

A guy saves a young girl from truck-kun. then he meets an old God who decides to transmigrate him as Harry frickin Potter. Watch as "Harry" messes up canon and takes matters into his own hands. Strong and smart MC. Please do enjoy my book. I'm new here and I'm inexperienced at this. Criticism is allowed but pls don't make me cry. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the picture. Bye.

This is not my novel, I just like it a lot and wanted to see it at this site. The original novel is by Burnable. I will release a chapter every day or two days if I am lazy but because it’s my first chapter, I will do a mass release of 5 chapters. I am also going to change a few things compared to the original story. I will take some ideas from different stories.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself.

Harry potter dünyasına çiftçi sistemi ile geçen will isimli kişinin harry potter dünyasını nasıl değiştirdiğini anlatıyor...

I am a wizard new to Hogwarts. I am from a pure blood wizard. But I was raised by humans. What you may call Muggles?

Elston Journey through Harry Potter. When a professional RPG assassin meets magic. 2 chapters per week. English is not my first language

Thomas Michael Weasley begins his journey to make the Weasley family the best in the wizarding world.

Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this!

Is the story of a boy and a girl they went up a hill together. They went to fetch a pail of water, but unfortunately, there plan is disrupted when Harry fall and hits his head,and roll back down the hill

Many years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort a new enemy came. This person isn't as strong as Voldemort or even Grindelwald, no this person is strong because of the amount of followers he has. This person is called Adelram. His idea is that the Muggles need to know about the existence of the Wizard kind and a lot of wizards and witches agree. But how he wants to do this, is the reason why the Ministry of Magic badly wants to catch him. He and his followers have been attacking Muggle villages. Alderam is saying that it doesn't matter if a few Wizards die trying to make his dream come true. It was becoming even more difficult for the Ministry of Magic to hide what Alderam was doing from the Muggles. A few years have gone by and his dream still hasn't come to fruition. So he decided that he will attack a city with the intention to murder everyone living there. But one crucial thing got out, the Ministry found out that they were planning to attack London and that they had a very powerful spell to do this. When the Ministry found out what was going to happen they send the best witch of its time, Amelia Emory, to fight Alderam. But no one expected someone who grew up as a mere Muggle to beat Adelram.

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it? With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more. *I don’t own this story*