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Although my wife is not a beauty, she is plump, with big breasts and fair skin. She is a woman with a strong sexual desire, but she is a very honest person. Because I often go overseas, my wife is often alone at home. In order to make my wife's not feel lonely, I bought her a few toys. My wife often pleasures herself and often uses toys to have fun. Every time she pleasures herself, she will record it with her mobile phone and send it to me. We have a very good relationship. My wife never hides anything from me and tells me everything. I have always been very lucky to have such a good wife! Female perspective| NTR | Group| Slave | SMUT

New novel "Tremble, Universe's Great Beings" is currently being serialized~ Overnight, a beautiful culinary goddess turned into the despised Little Disaster Star A rundown house with three rooms, a disabled father, a weak mother, and two skinny younger sisters to take care of What?! Her mother gave birth to three daughters just because she was hard on her brothers' lives? Her father fell off the roof and has been bedridden for half a year, just because she was playing with mud nearby? She calls her grandparents once, and instantly one falls ill and the other has an accident; even the beloved sons of her Uncle's family choke on their food because that day happens to be her birthday Humph! Uncle might tolerate it, but Aunt cannot! If I don't show my power, will they all treat me like Garfield the cat?! They think for five taels of silver, they can sell me to a sick weakling for good luck? Fine, since I'm the Little Disaster Star, let's turn your house into a disaster zone! They want to sell her sister into a wealthy household to become a slave or maidservant? She shouts, grabs a cleaver, fights the demons she meets, and slays the ghosts she encounters. From then onwards, her reputation as a wild shrew spreads throughout the village So be it if I'm wild. For the sake of loved ones, I gladly become the wild Kitchen Lady. With my superb cooking skills, I open a restaurant, become a top chef, develop new recipes, capture the hearts of food lovers, and even come up with new ways to make a big fortune, leading my whole family to wealth and a better standard of living! As for those shameless relatives licking their faces and coming back to recognize kinship, she gives a sweet smile, waves them farewell: Have a good trip. The disownment paper is already framed and hanging on the wall! As for men, well, even my little sister knows: Being handsome can't fill your stomach. A man who earns money, spoils his wife, and follows the three obediences and four virtues is a top-quality brother-in-law. Serious statement: This article is purely fictional. Please do not imitate any plots, behaviors, actions, etc. Cherish your life and live well~

" Please, May I know what the name is? you look 'stressed and pale'... and I would like to get you something to eat. " No! I objected to his request... &quot, oh really....no one ever rejected my offer...and what did they call you?.... I mean , your name ? " I am Rosemary but you can call me 'Rosie'... i said flatly Rosie is the third born of her mother. she got three elderly ones and three younger ones. she from a polygamous home. her mother was so loved by her father before death took her father. Her eldest siblings marriages is not a place called home because their homes is full of acrimony and that made her so scared of marriage. she has seen and heard of broken homes and even witnessed some occurrences. with the death of her father and acrimonious home of her eldest siblings with the biggest mistake made by her eldest brother made her to be pressured by her mum to get married to a wealthy man so that the standard of living in the home would be elevated. Rosie is a virgin that has never been touched by any man. she is so scared of marriage and even delving into relationships. but with the happenings at her family home, made her to disguised herself at school and don't even look like a virgin even if you are told. she is one of the most beautiful young lady in her family. she have a brief bow legs and some distinct features about her that made guys to approach her. people thought she was philandry because of different guys tripping into her school hostel to get to know her but with this act, she was in search of a heart called home while keeping her virtue. sex before marriage is out of her style. until she met this young charming looking dark guy named JERRY! who won her heart with just a helping heart and who was also in search of a peaceful home to build up with the right woman. follow me and see how destiny brought them together!

Anwer is a worker for a company. The story begins in a misty morning. Follow the role to develop a fairy but unusual love.

In a world where mystical powers are revered, some use their powers for the good of all while others use them to ruin the lives of many, those that protect and use their powers for good are a Special Force of powerful warriors called Mystics. In the Kingdom of Arion, there lives Jason Kazihono, a young boy from the village of Kokoro, dreams of becoming an Archon (the Kingdom's strongest Mystic) despite being born without mystical abilities. After his village is mysteriously destroyed and his loved ones vanish, Jason discovers a cryptic mark on his chest that awakens his latent mystical powers. Now Jason goes on a journey to seek vengeance on an unknown entity. With every step, Jason draws closer to the truth, but the line between vengeance and justice begins to blur. Will Jason's thirst for revenge consume him, or will he find a way to honour his village and protect the innocent? The MC will not be OP from the beginning but this story is filled with challenges and extreme training that the MC has to endure in order to get stronger.

The abyss has breached the real world, placing humanity in grave peril as the shadow of death looms over every individual. Only the Supreme Being can lead humanity to ultimate victory. For too long, humanity has awaited the arrival of the fourth Supreme Being! To become a Supreme Being, one must possess the highest level of talent. An "SSS-tier" talent, representing the pinnacle of power, is capable of advancing an entire era. Finally, a hundred years later, a young man named Mike awakened to an SSS-tier talent called the "Eyes of Truth." These eyes can reveal hidden information and entries of anything, while also providing some bizarre hints. With the help of his SSS-tier talent, Mike, adopting the alias Thor in the Tower of Truth, continued to create miracles for humanity. As a newly risen Supreme Being, Mike had to conceal his identity before he fully matured. Thus, everyone considered him just an ordinary student, and no one knew that Mike was the legendary Thor. It wasn't until many years later, after humanity had defeated the invaders and restored order, that Mike could finally proudly say to those around him, "Just call me Thor."

Kaito never thought losing another 50-50 pull would be the least of his worries. One moment he’s sulking over a dragon girl healer on his screen, and the next, he’s being pulled quite literally into his phone.

Jim was an undeniably ordinary boy. He was neither athletic nor particularly skilled at anything, and while he wasn't ugly, he certainly wasn't stunning either. In every conceivable way, he was unremarkable. Yet, he embraced this reality without hesitation; he was entirely comfortable in his skin. Indifference defined his attitude toward the world around him, including his existence. The popularity and social status dynamics held no sway over him; he didn’t care. His primary desire was to unwind and enjoy life. However, fate dealt him a powerful blow—he acquired an ability that would significantly impact the one thing he cherished most. True curses always come disguised as gifts, and Jim was about to discover that the hard way.

Jeyson Break never expects that he will wake up one day torn and broken. With so much pain about the sudden break up, he can't find the reasons to move on and the seemingly nightmare haunts him always. Known to be a heart breaker, Evo Thunders asks a favor to Jeyson. As a true bestfriend, Jeyson accepted the deal. But Jeyson's conscience was later hammered with guilt, realizing that it wasn't him who should be the one to break an innocent girl's pure heart on behalf of his senseless friend. Too late enough to step back, Jeyson has no choice but to face the consequences. However, the roller-coaster ride revelation has something more to unveil! The So-Called "Ex" All Rights Reserved

In the kingdom of Everia, a young man named Drinian embarks on a journey that will forge him into a hero. Born into a humble family, Drinian's father is a fabrics seller who provides for his family. However, after his father's untimely death, Drinian's life takes a drastic turn. His five stepbrothers, who have always harbored a deep-seated hatred for him, drives him away from their father's house. With nowhere to turn, Drinian seeks refuge with his aunt and her seven sons. However, his stay is short-lived, as he is forced to flee after killing an official of King Alexander Ephiphanes. The consequences of his actions are devastating, leading to the untimely death of his aunt and her sons. Drinian's fate takes a turn for the better when he is adopted by Thorne and his wife Helen, a childless couple from the kingdom of Emberfell who provided him with a loving home. Under their care, Drinian begins to rebuild his life and undergoes various difficult and hard trainings that will eventually forge him into a hero. As Drinian navigates the complexities of his new life, he becomes increasingly aware of the suffering of his people under the tyrannical rule of King Alexander Ephiphanes whom he was forced to flee from because of fear. The king's brutal suppression of the people of Everia, coupled with his own personal experiences, fuels Drinian's desire for justice and revenge. Driven by his determination to free his people from the king's tyranny, Drinian embarks on a perilous campaign to crush King Alexander Ephiphanes and his descendants. Along the way, he must confront numerous challenges and adversaries, including other ruthless kings who have contributed to the suffering of the people of Everia. Through his journey, Drinian discovers his own strength and resilience, as well as the loyalty and support of those who believe in him. Will he succeed in his quest for justice and freedom, or will the forces of oppression prove too powerful to overcome? "A Man Called Drinian" is a thrilling tale of adventure, action, and suspense, set against the backdrop of a richly detailed fantasy world. With its complex characters, unexpected twists and turns, and epic scope, this novel is sure to captivate readers and leave them eagerly awaiting the next installment.

In a quiet, picturesque town, a shocking murder shatters the peace. As whispers of hidden secrets and betrayals spread, a determined detective must navigate a web of lies to uncover the truth. With every clue, the line between friend and foe blurs, and the race to catch the killer becomes a fight against time—and danger.

Mandy, his dull ex wife turns into a beauty. And Harrison isn't indifferent to her change. He never thought he'd regret getting the divorce. And yet, oh how mistaken he had been. There are many suitors he'll have to fend off her. And he has his work cut out for him to get back into her favors. But he shall stop at nothing. He shall even be at her beck and call! Will Mandy and Harrison find their way back to one another or will they find love in other arms? Only time shall tell.

The Ancient War looms over the continent of Turia yet again. Join Aron Raffal as he discovers his legacy as an Otherworlder and Starfolk, the race that was once Turia's strongest but was exiled from the world. "Bear her lantern, Walk her path, for when Polaris calls, Destiny falls. For when Polaris calls, annihilation befalls."

"What will you do if life suddenly offers you a second chance? When your heart freezes in fear and your hands tremble with helplessness... What will you choose? To give up or to fight? Welcome to a world where magic is not a privilege but a weapon wielded by the strongest. Here, there is no room for mistakes, and the price of failure is... Death." "After the anomaly on the Sun, the world changed forever. People began to be born with a mysterious organ — The Mana Core — that could grant extraordinary abilities. However, not everyone could awaken this power. Those who did became known as 'Celestials' — guardians of humanity standing on the border between the human world and the nightmare spilling from the mystical Gates." "Park Hyun Woo, an ordinary young boy from Seoul, South Korea has been forced to care for his younger sister after losing their parents, working tirelessly day and night. One day, he decides to change his fate and take the test to awaken his Mana Core. But his results are far from ideal: He becomes one of the weakest Celestial (Hunter), an E-rank holder. Yet destiny has something much greater in store for him." "Caught in an ambush within the Gates, Hyun Woo becomes the sole survivor of his group. Upon awakening, he discovers he has gained a unique ability — a System that transforms his life into something akin to a game. Now, a path of strength, struggle, and mysteries lies ahead, leading him to uncover not only the secrets of his past but also the true nature of magic itself." "Can Park Hyun Woo, starting from the very bottom, rise to the top? What price will he have to pay for the power to change the world? And who — or what — is behind the System that now controls his life?"

The Seven.. Seven individual powerful humans brought together to save the world. Only at 20 they were all faced with the task to defeat The Dark Oven and his armies. Six dragons, who are tamed by six of The Seven, share their powers with their masters and have to face this enemy together. Will they be able to save their world and homes?

(Warning:Mature audience only) She is called 'Sarki' Is a book that revolves round the lives of the royal family and what happens within. Lily the all popular girl that is the most desired, added to her beauty she has brains but is nothing but an ice queen and seductress. she meets Khaid the bastard of the royal family who was gotten outside wedlock and for that cannot secure the throne, the handsome prince is bitter and seeks revenge while being tasty for what is rightfully his, The throne. Ra'ees his brother is given the throne on a platter and an arranged marriage to Lily who he simply thinks is a bratty seductress. These three are thrown into a web of love triangle but that's not all. Mimi who is a poor girl that has risen due to lily's help find herself falling for one of the handsome princes, but the problem is they both want one woman. LILY .Will mimi be able to do all it takes to have the prince orrrrrr.... Read to find out. "Ray" Lily whispers while her eyes dart round the place, hoping they are not caught. "Princess" His voice is hoarse and coated with desire, he pulls her closer to feel him, all of him. "I can't wait" He says his breathing rugged. "Your baby is hungry" And with that dives in to claim her lips. -------- "St-stop" Lily says with despiration but the man just stares at her with crazed eyes. "I love you lily, why would you leave me for my brother, is he better or because of the damn throne". ------- His hands automatically flies to the neck of the man as he pulls her body flush against him, while still continuing his movements. Their sweaty body moving. "Lily" He whispers in her ear with so much desperation and the woman who loves him pauses her eyes widening at being called the name of another woman

batman with all his items and manor gets transferred into onepiece. he has only few years to return to stop Joker from nuking his home. he will need to reach the treasure island as it has a way to take him home. but reaching it will take all the skills , tools, and teck of the greatest detective ever.

The Storm Calling Buddha/ Alternate Title: The Cult of Immortality A world set on the basis of 'might makes right'. A world where clear lines were drawn between mortals and immortals, the lower and the higher. A world where cultivation was real, where going against the heavens was considered the only meaningful way to live. That was the world that Luke Griffiths, or rather Mo Yangling found himself in now. How would he, a devout Buddhist and avid reader of Wuxia novels fare in such a world? And was it really going to be the exact same as the many stories he had read in the past? That only time could tell... ___________________________________________ Also, another good tag for this that I couldn't find would be 'Strong to Stronger MC' Just felt the need to add this here.

Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty, arriving just as the Empress ascended the throne and began gathering talents from across the land. He stepped forward as a Poisonous Strategist and boldly recommended himself. The Empress asked, "When you've personally wiped out an entire household of enemies, ground littered with corpses, only to find a child still alive in the room, what would you do?" Gao Yang replied, "I would say, 'Remember my face. The next time we meet, I...'"

-Everything that exists in the world, is about fate. No matter if it's meeting or leaving. Sometimes it's just a chance for us to grow...- Li Ren left his hometown for almost 3 years, work in Huanjia city to earn a better life. He works endlessly every day. However, his hard work didn't change his life. Only until he met that man at that small bus stop...... Because of that man, Li Ren gets to have a sweet dream. And because of that man, Li Ren finally grows hope deep in his heart, and faces his saddest past......

Her heels made a calculating thud as friction were applied. Few petals from the bouquet she brought fell off the ground as if they were confetti for grand celebration. Every eye focused on Einne with her grand entrance as they were all swoon with her sweet smile. Her hair brushed off with the wind as she elegantly motioned towards the man who was too paused while looking at her towards him. She wore knee-length white flowy dress which match her cheerful strides. She was beautiful being who is refreshing to look at that the crowd fix their gazes on her. She brought with her bouquet of red roses as if she happily received them from her lover. It was like a scene in a romantic drama, they were picturesque, the man and a woman intimately yearn with each other. The spectators nearby them took pictures and videos and post it on their social accounts. They were trending with that they with the hashtag #Onthespotproposal #Couplegoals. “I-,“Kent was interrupted with her hands. “Just 5 minutes.” She pleaded to him. “Happy anniversary to us.” She shoved him the bouquet in his hands. “I thank you for your sincere love. I thank you for the seven years you stayed with me,” “Einne.” He looked at her that he was about to cry. He holds back his tears, no one could compare the woman in front of her. She gave him all her love for the past 7 years too. She deserved to be loved and protected. She paused and looked at him. This time there was no warmth in her eyes. Her eyes were full of disgust and disappointment. “Let’s break up.” She pulled the ring in her finger and handed it to him. “Einne, I,” he was interrupted again. He too was surprised with the reversal of this event. “There will be no wedding. I already cancelled all the accommodations we already planned. I already throw the invitations, incinerate them to be exact.” “You don’t need to explain further. I gave you the liberty at your disposal. I hope we will not meet in the future. Congratulations Kent. You were free in my grasp. Goodbye.” Einne walked out with satisfaction. No more shedding of tears, no more pleading, no more revenge and schemes. Let’s keep the plot short and simple. Her life is already a major plot twist. With all the exaggerated events like lies, cheating and revenge, is not new to her. Why would a pessimist and monotone office girl like her stuck in an antagonist role? In a cliché romance novel where David and Carmen where the main character and she was the hated role? She will not waste her monotone life with this exaggerated and stuck in a novel which is she hated the most. “I need my life back!” she thought as she was done with this roleplaying. I was only organizing an inventory in the first place. What would happen to her salary if she missed her overtime loads?

Later

a short horror story by DarkUmbraStudios