Rwby Shit

O shit' wait did I just heard them pronounce I and the demon husband and wife

Un chico sin ningún recuerdo de su anterior vida, es reencarnado en el mundo de Remnant por una diosa desconocida, con una misión. Cogerse a todas las mujeres que pueda...

I wrote this so somebody with writing capabilities could get inspiration and do it properly, English isn't my first language, I have shit for writing talent, and I can't concentrate at all.

Shit Shit Shit...how can this be possible!? Shit I can't breathe (gasp) (gasp)...those things keep following me But what happened? I was at my desk and after finishing that game I was brought here.....(grrr grrr) Shit here they come it's pointless; I'll think about all this shit later The first thing is to get away from all these things

Edwin Cumstock is the smartest fella ever. he gets isekaid or some shit. uhhhhh idk

credit to author aaelina Dani carries Lily home from school and meets her horny mother Yuriko for the first time, soon enough they are fucking the shit of Lily and each other. All the girls favorite holes are stretched past their limits.

note: i was going to go for "new life, who dis" for the title. but didn't cause . . . it tells nothing. also i am shit at Synopsis p.s this is not going to be serious at all. writing serious scene's aint my style. its like a half crack fic. ### oh no, i have died. oh no, i have been reincarnated into a fantasy world. oh no, i am a vampire . . . do i care? abso-fucking-lutely not. i may be a "monster" but that wont stop me from my goal what that goal might be you ask? getting laid. ### Our MC, a lazy, perverted high school girl (who might i add, is hella into Yuri), meets an untimely end after making a joke that the universe deem too shitty for her too live. (or maybe because she was too lazy? too mean? idk The universe works in mysterious ways) as her eye's flash before her eye's she had one complaint about it "damn, why was i bitchless" and that was it as her life was snuffed out due to her injuries, now only a dark void filled with nothing remained . . . . . . . . . light erupted into her vision as their eye's fluttered open once again. and they regret that instantly as the sun burns there eye's Disoriented, the mc realises that this is not earth. Why? Because a rabbit with a club the fucking size of that mother fucking comically large spoon, is charging straight at them, aiming to snuff that once re-lit flame out. the mc is definitely not going to die again . . . no, not just yet, a certain overpowered being needed some entertainment from her. but that doesn't mean she will get an easy life though, no . . . the entity's gotta make it an entertaining story to watch. so on her second death bed (a literal patch of grass in the middle of a forest in the middle of another world) time stops and a very familiar semi-transparent screen formed infront of her eye's (think of the screen from ORV or Solo levelling. something like htat) well done for being the host to the ULTIMATE DELUXE SUPER FABULICE VAMPIRE SYSTEM "is this a fucking joke? Am i a joke to you?" Yes "ah, i see" since the host is in danger and has not fucking clue how to fight "hey, i took karate when i was 10!" . . . noted . . . since the host has a fighting ability THAT IS NOT ON THE LEVEL to combat the enemy at this very moment. the system will take over host body temporally. "wait what!?!?" :) ### Warnings i am not, a good writer. perverted mc maybe harem (i dislike harem cause usually any time there is a harem, each member is bland as fuck, so most is gonna be 3 other people) do not take this seriously, this might as well be a crack fic with no fic and toned down a couple levels. OP mc the mc will get item's/powers of characters from different anime's/show's/movie's. no characters though. took ideas from some manwha (cough cough solo leveling) and a few others for the world. but atleast it isn't a carbon copy like most . . . all manhwa (like every single one has something from solo levelling in it.) (the world will be orignal, characters too. but the powers wont)

This is a compilation of my one shit. It's called shit because I think it is shit. Anyways, you can use it as reference if you're planning on writing or you can just copy my work and make it a whole story. Just leave a name of your work so I can read it.

AH! Shit didn't knew that being stuck would be this fun .

A man who follows his heart without any sense of mortality, just does whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about others.

Just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse... I transmigrated into the world of an NTR hent*i... As a guy who gets NTR'd... What a f*ckin mess... I've had enough... I'm just gonna kill everything... WARNING: this shit is gonna be INSANELY edgy LOL, if you don't like that shit, stay away. but if you do... you're gonna have a field day in this garbage HAHA. also, if you couldn't tell from the title, there's going to be some gun violence, if you don't like that sorta stuff, stay away.

Sinopsis: En un mundo donde el bien y el mal se entrelazan en un juego de sombras, Caelum es un joven cazador con un pasado marcado por la criminalidad, el abuso y la lealtad rota. Hijo de una fauno y un humano, su vida está en constante lucha entre dos mundos: el de los cazadores, donde la justicia y el honor son ley, y el de los bajos fondos, donde el caos y la traición son moneda corriente. Mientras se adapta a su nueva vida en Beacon, una academia destinada a entrenar a los héroes del futuro, Caelum se encuentra atrapado en una telaraña de emociones y secretos. Su relación con su hermano Jaune, su conexión con la feroz Winter, y su creciente atracción por Pyrrha lo ponen en el centro de un conflicto interno. Pero no todo es lo que parece, y su lazo con el oscuro Roman Torchwick y el peligroso Colmillo Blanco amenaza con desbordarse, arrastrando a Caelum y a sus compañeros en un torbellino de traición, amor y sacrificio. A medida que la guerra contra las fuerzas oscuras se intensifica, Caelum se verá obligado a elegir entre su deber, su lealtad y el amor que nace en su corazón. ¿Será capaz de reconciliar su pasado con su futuro, o se perderá en un mar de dudas, secretos y decisiones que podrían destruir todo lo que ha aprendido a amar? Un relato épico de acción, emociones complejas y dilemas morales, donde el destino de Remnant pende de un hilo y los corazones de los héroes se ven atrapados en la lucha entre la luz y la oscuridad.

This could have been new shit

DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS SHIT. Anyways, with my barely half crafted knowledge about sex, I'm writing down my sexual fantasy to satisfy myself and if any, my fellow people.

Shits about to get real bitches!

A world where the Mc is reincarnated to complete the task god gave him

A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredom Follow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not. A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room.......... Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your way Follow me through my journey. Please Rate my writing. Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out. Without further ado lezgow. Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes

Hello, everyone, my name is Mercury Van Anguish, and to make things short I am reincarnated person yea... that right you heard me correctly jealous right hahah of course, you are who wouldn't. After all, I am a summoned hero destined to fight the demon lord, save the world, get the girl, and have a happy ending. Or that is what I would love to say you see my reincarnation was very special and very dangerous to me in more ways than one hahah... as a matter of fact please send help or maybe an SOS. You see I got the opportunity to reincarnate under the condition of being entertainment for Multiple ROBS In a way, this would have been good I might have gone to a different world with the proper and cliche setting but nope these ROB want a change of pace so what did they do. Well, it's simple they reincarnated me into a world as an offering to the strongest Evil Goddess of Mayhem Lilith an entity that is by no means good at all and has committed so many horrible crimes within this world just because she enjoys it and sees it as fun, in short, she sadistic and fuck up in the head. Well, this is my job make Lilith mine at all cost and complete all 100 hundred romantic tasks given to me by the Robs, and let me tell you this would have been easy if my wife isn't trying to kill me, discipline me, torture me and assassinate me. All because that is her nature and she enjoys doing it, my suffering is her enjoyment, and If I fail and let her leave the seal before a year is finished, she will destroy the world. So, yea this is a story of how I met your mother or die trying to meet her. "Merrrrrrrcury darling where are you?" "Shit she is coming and my leg isn't healed yet well later guys I got to think of a way out of this or be killed right here and now by my wife." "Awww... darling there you are it is time to say hello to Angel-Chan early today". "Shit, shit, shit, shit Shiiiiiiit!"

In the continent of Solasta, the peace of the kingdoms is threatened by the invasion of demons. In this unstable era, the prophecy of a hero destined to save humanity resurfaces, unleashing political intrigues, conflicts, and skirmishes to determine who will wield such power. The Church sees the opportunity to finally consolidate its power and fulfill its ambitions. From Earth, Rory, a passionate video game enthusiast, finds himself transported to this world, inhabiting the avatar of his favorite game character. Now known as Draken, Rory embarks on a journey to grow stronger, seek answers, and learn if this world deserves his help. He questions whether the humans in this world are worthy of his sympathy or if they deserve his cruelty. Draken's struggle for survival intertwines with the destiny of the world. Along his path, he will face challenges, make crucial decisions, and discover the true nature of humanity. In a world full of dangers and mysteries, Draken's fate will determine the future of all. This is my first time writing, I do this for pleasure, so any constructive criticism will be welcome. English is not my first language This is all basically what I got from what's in my head, my character from a game, then mix it all up with redbull and self loathing

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Bekerja di sebuah penerbitan besar dan ternama adalah suatu kebanggaan tersendiri bagi Inggrid. Tapi kalau owner penerbitnya adalah Mikael Dewangga? Inggrid harus punya stok kesabaran yang banyak. Inggrid sadar, sejak awal ia mengirim lamaran ke Orange Publishing adalah suatu kesalahan besar. Tapi jika itu berarti ia tidak akan bertemu dengan mantan keparatnya, Inggrid rela harus berhadapan dengan orang paling menyebalkan bernama Mikael Dewangga, tetangga yang merangkap menjadi bosnya itu!! "Sudah puas menggerayangi tubuhku?" "Aku ... itu ... maksudku ..." "Menyusup ke dalam kamar seorang pria tengah malam begini, hormon mu pasti sedang naik pesat." "Apa? Heeey ... jaga bicaramu, ya!" . "Apa yang kau bawa? Tali? Kain? Kamera?" Mika mengerling nakal, "Aku lebih suka jadi dominan kalau kau ingin tahu." "Dasar pria sinting!"

If anybody ever told my I would be reborn in a fictional world as a fictional character I would have called them crazy or asked what they were smoking but waking up in the body of jaune arc from RWBY was not what I was expecting might as well make the most of it,good thing a got the super brain Gamer system to help me with that.

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

A NEW STORY LADIES AND GENTS, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THE DANGERS OF ALCOHOL AND HANG AROUND BAD PEOPLE AND WELL BE RIGHT ON TIME IN YOUR HOME OR YOUR WIFE WILL KILL YOU.

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

This Is The Reason Why My Asian Parents Call Me Failure Why you here you piece of shit go outside go touch some grass that's the reason why you have no girlfriend yet..You Failure Haaaa...

Fuck this. I'm completely overhauling the whole shit. Find me on wattpad

The world is in deep shit , Who will survive this world ..Nathan who is screwed in the head I don't think so