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Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG! Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs. From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman." With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

The latest novel by the author of 'I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm', Let me laugh, the author you will never be disappointed with, enjoy to your heart's content!!! ------------- Author's message to webnovel readers: It has come as an unexpected delight that Xianxia novels, a genre unique to China, have been warmly received by an international audience. I sincerely thank everyone for their support. I am committed to considering all the valuable suggestions put forth by readers, and to maintaining the style you have all come to love, all the while striving to continue delivering my best work. The book "Steadily Becoming a Saint, The Immortal Officials Hired Me to Tend the Horses" retains the familiar style of my previous works but ventures into entirely new territory with its plot and world-building. This story will reflect mortal aspirations for eternal life and ascension to immortality, as well as portray the epic tale of celestial beings witnessing the evolution of the universe through the ages. I hope you will all enjoy it. Best regards. by Let me laugh ------------- As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span! A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes! In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs. Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven! Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly. Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World. The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws. However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An. "I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official." "May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?" "In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds." Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!

Jianghu was in turmoil, an era of great strife. The leader of Great Qin wielded the Mo Blade, leaving the world battered and bruised. The ageless figures of Jianghu crouched upon the mountains, and with a single turn, they cast the entire world below them. Strong men measured the earth with their feet, and heroes of Jianghu could cleave the heavens with one sword, yet in the blink of an eye, they were drunk in the embrace of beauties. The Taoist carried his sword, the Scholar drunk on wine. Wearing tattered clothes, a beggar grasped a rotten branch and dared to storm the ancestral hall of the Taoist Sect. On the willow-lined causeway, in the long pavilion, a man who had sat withered for thirty years turned and stepped out, holding a peach blossom, with a flick of his wrist, he shattered ten miles of red candles. The era of Great Qin was renamed the Great Yuan Era. The youth with the Wooden Sword left his mountain village behind. (Solo female lead)

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide. Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed? Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer? He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone? Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt! [Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.] [Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.] Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest. Hm... What an interesting game!

Jack, the milk man giving his milk to ladies in need ..... After an heart attack Jack find hismlef in a strange hospital and an equally strange doctor claims that he has injected radioactive horse semen in Jack's body to bring him back from the dead. After that Jack's life changes completely.

In a medieval fantasy world where cannonballs and wooden ships can’t begin to challenge his advanced Battleship, a nobody named Roy finds that overwhelming firepower alone isn’t enough to solve all his problems....or is it?

Mortal flow, no system, space, fairy pet, "Void Tower" brother chapter] ordinary mountain village boy, was his brother and sister-in-law as a cow as a horse, but also sold to mountain bandits as slaves, good at the critical moment to awaken the baby left by his grandfather, and have a good heart of Taoists to save, out of the sea of suffering, I thought this was flat, but did not think that mortals repair fairy this road is not easy to go... ...

Skyler Rush was the fastest track star in United States. Breaking records, setting new sprinting milestones, and becoming a high school legend, he had only one goal—becoming the fastest man in the world. But just before his Olympic debut, he was suddenly struck by a truck while saving a child, ending his journey before it could truly begin. However, fate had other plans. He wakes up in a fantasy world where knights ride slow horses, adventurers walk for days, and carriages move at a snail’s pace. Worst of all, no one even knows the concept of true speed! But Riku isn’t an ordinary human anymore—he’s been reborn with god-like speed. His physical abilities, combined with his unique skill [Godspeed], make him faster than anything in existence. Even magic can’t keep up with him! At first, all he wants is to run freely and explore this new world, but his supernatural speed quickly catches the attention of princesses, warriors, elves, beastkin, and even the Goddess of Wind herself! Before he knows it, Riku is at the center of a high-speed adventure full of races, romance, and ridiculous misunderstandings!

A dual disaster of a solar flare and asteroid impact devastates the world. Liam awakens to find himself in a desolate wasteland, his only companions a mysterious survival handbook and a tortoise shell capable of summoning shelters. Welcome to the Apocalypse Survival Game! Here, you must abide by harsh rules: periodic disasters, strategic shelter placement, exploration and looting, resource gathering, and complex relationships with other survivors. Will Liam choose the above-ground wooden cabin with its vast potential for development, or the safer but limited underground shelter? Faced with an impending acid rainstorm, can he use his wits and available resources to survive in this brutal world? In this survival game, every step is a matter of life and death, and every choice can determine your fate. In this world full of unknowns and dangers, how will Ethan uncover the truth behind the apocalypse step by step?

A centuries old vampire, Vladimir Hawthorne who yearns to experience the beauty of human life. He wants to feel his heart beat, to experience human vulnerability, to taste the sweetness and bitterness of human love and connection. For so long Vlad has walked in the shadows, an eternal observer of human existence.But now, he wants to be a part of it. He gets to find out to fulfill his heart's desire, he has to become mortal just like every other human. In his quest, he discovers the only way to become human is to pay a steep price; a century long slumber in an enchanted wooden coffin deep in the forest. Would Vladimir succeed? would he finally find the love and connection he yearns for?

Draven is a magic professor in a fantasy world. He is also an earl, notorious for his evil deeds and mistakes since youth. His downfall is due to a curse that hinders his intellectual potential and his talents. Eventually, he becomes a villain, losing everything he holds dear: his siblings, fiancée, house, domain, and more. After a miserable death, he reincarnates in the modern world as Dravis Granger. In his new life, he grows up to be a highly intellectual individual oblivious towards his previous life, becoming a young professor in mechanical engineering and a researcher. However, he harbors a strange obsession with creating a game, fueled by vivid imaginings of another world. This obsession leads him to develop a game that mirrors his previous life. Upon completing his virtual reality world, he regains his past memories. Overwhelmed by intense emotions—rage, sadness, and the realization of his past ugliness—he suffers a fatal heart attack. In his final moments, he hears a voice, seemingly from the world itself, offering him a chance to return to his original fantasy world. However, he would only retain the memories of his modern life, not those of his first life’s mistakes. He agrees and is reincarnated once more, this time with the knowledge of a modern mechanical engineering professor. But one thing about the Dravis Granger, he's not just a mechanical engineer professor. Not just a straight, killer genius professor. He has his ideals, and the world is too full of villains for his great idealism. So he strived, with his great mind, he became a mastermind. But not as a villain, but as a person who has lost hope in police and justice, and decided to help the people by his own hand. Collecting victims and invited those handpicked talents to his side, making several insane stunts, assassinating, trapping, and eradicating the scums from the world. But now in this fantasy world, he has to survive from multiple factions trying to kill him, protect his domain, protect his siblings, protect his fiance, and the most important thing. Protect the world. But he hadn't lost the Dravis from the modern world. As a professor at the morning, an earl at the afternoon, and a dark knight at the night. _____________________________ "You've hurt my student." Draven stands still, no mana seems to emit from him, but just a single frown. A frown that is enough to make the room's heavy. "As a teacher, you think I would leave you unpunished?" "You seem to think that I care about your position, Prince Hermit. But believe me," Draven took a slow step. "Not even your father could protect you from me," _____________________________ Daily Update 2 Chapters = 14 chapters/week Some Friendly Rewards 100 Powerstones = +2 chapters in that day 200 Powerstones = +4 chapters in that day 50 Golden Tickets = +4 chapters in that day 1 Gift = +4 chapters in that day _____________________________ One of the King of Kings Series

Have you ever wondered what would happen if your mother was a horse? Of course you have, don't try to deny it. Read this story to find out exactly how your mother was put in this situation. Are you still denying you have wondered about your mother being a horse before? Coward.

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

Dumar, bio-engineered assassin, shoots himself in the head in an attempt to escape the purpose he was created for. Upon wakening, Dumar finds himself in a plain, stone built room with simple wooden furnishings and no décor. He also finds he is paralysed. Transported to another world by Grethron, a necromancer, to kill his brother Malthrom, Dumar realises he will never be free of the fate he has been created for, even killing himself had not changed anything. Grethron takes Dumar to the palace to see the queen who apologises to Dumar for her brother-in-law’s defiling of his soul. Dumar discovers Grethron’s brother, Malthrom, invaded the kingdom before and is gearing up to do the same again. Using his necromancy, Malthrom enslaves unwilling people to join his army and begins his march north. Dumar is drawn in and honoured by the people but will he break his own vow never to kill or let the people he has come to care for suffer?

# Arranged marriage #Paranormal Romance -She was his sweet peach. His wish. His eternity. His redemption. His to corrupt and his to command. He has and would never love any the way he loved her- Hermione Barclay, an attractive princess suffered a tragic past which caused her to isolate herself, frightened by the presence of people, poor constructions of words... The memory of the vampire boy whom she had once felt safe around remained etched in her innermost self and she fantasized about nothing but him. Years later, a marriage proposal arrived and she was to wed the same man she had always dreamt about, unfortunately, her expectations of him were crushed. He only cared for her because he was asked to, not because he wanted to. Dark and Tragic twists awaited her in her new home, how was she going to survive?

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

Kristina’s heart pounded in sync with the sharp click of her heels against the polished wooden steps. Each step deeper into Dr. Reiter’s basement felt like a descent into the unknown. She had no choice—he held her career, her future, in his hands. One mistake, one lapse in judgment, and everything she had worked for could vanish. She still remembered the way he had looked at her in his office, his piercing gaze stripping away the confidence she usually wore like armor. When he pointed out the medication error, her blood had turned to ice. If he reported it, she would lose everything—her job, her future as a nurse practitioner, the home she and her husband had just bought. But he hadn’t reported it. Instead, he had given her a choice. Now, as she reached the final step, she swallowed hard, bracing herself for whatever came next.

In the quiet seaside town of Tsukishima, there is a legend—one that no one dares to prove. "On the night of the longest dusk, when the sun refuses to set, cross the old wooden bridge at Kageri Lake. A wish will be granted, but something must be left behind." Sixteen-year-old Renji Asakura is desperate to turn back time. After an accident leaves his younger sister in a coma, he becomes obsessed with the town's legend. When he finally finds the bridge at sunset, it is exactly as the rumors say—suspended in a never-ending twilight. However, he is not alone. Mikoto Shiranagi, a quiet but sharp-witted transfer student, is also there, carrying her own secrets. The two form a reluctant partnership, discovering that each time they cross the bridge, they can rewrite the past—but only by sacrificing a part of their own future. As Renji and Mikoto continue using the bridge, their memories start fading, their bodies weaken, and time moves forward without them. Renji must face the ultimate question: How much of yourself are you willing to lose for the people you love? But the bridge has rules, and breaking them could mean losing everything—forever.

During his part-time job in summer, Jiang Bai boldly entered the mountains in western Hunan and became a corpse man. Shake the soul, summon bells, rings, pass through Yin and Yang, avoid ghosts and gods! When Jiang Bai drove a corpse out and showed arrogance. The entire network is in full swing! This is the first time I have seen someone handing flowers to the corpse while riding a horse. I was deeply impressed! My devil capital, Lao Liu, will accompany me! Hiss ~ He was driving behind the unpredictability of black and white, right? This horse is also called a corpse! Wow, you are the one who brought the body to grandma at the birthday party! Wow, are you the one who brought the body to grandma at a birthday party?

Author : 天一 Raped! Raped! The next president of the dignified Ronghua Group was raped! He was still tied up by an unknown man at the construction site, blindfolded, and raped! Rong Baiwen swore he would want that man to die without a burial! The person who raped him turned out to be a construction worker on the construction site! He finds a group of gangsters to gang rape the man and take revenge on the man. However, the gangsters were too weak and were beaten up instead. Even in a simple shed on the construction site, he was kneeling on a rudimentary plank made of wooden boards. Shaking his snow-white ass to meet the impact of the man behind him, he was so excited that he couldn't stop screaming. He will not admit that a migrant worker tempts him. "Pervert, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!" "Baby you are my sheep like flowers and jade!" Gong/Top: Xiong Zhipeng Shou/Bottom: Rong Baiwen Note: The cover is not mine! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MY OWN STORY! CREDITS TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR! I'm only translating it with Google Translate and Grammarly for grammar. I also edit some words so that everybody can enjoy reading it, especially the spicy parts. English is not my first language so you have been warned. Enjoy~

One Throne One Queen Two Princesses One Heir In the Realm of Elves and Fairies, Yael, King or Queen becomes the Master Whisperer- meaning the elf or fairy with the best singing voice that calls on Nature and she answers. The current Queen has two daughters, the youngest of which is said to be the next Master Whisperer while her oldest doesn't seem to hold any magic at all. The difference with which they are treated by their mother should cause a rift between them but instead brings them all the much closer since they can both see each other's suffering. The same night, they decide to run away from the castle and embark on different journeys hoping to fight against fate and save each other from their destiny. Things are never as they seem, however. Fate seems to have other plans for the two young elves and the more they try to fight it, the more it fights back. Everything they thought they knew or believed in is made of glass and with the first revelation, it starts cracking. Why did they know so little for the neighbouring kingdom of demihumans? What is the Golden Thread and why does Fate keep playing with it like a cat? In a world where they don't believe in gods, they still have their own plans for them and laugh at their efforts.

A girl who tended horses went through many ups and downs and finally found the coolest creature in the world and became good friends with it. Later, she lived a happy life with her family, friends, and the creature's companions, of course, most importantly, with the creature. This story is a bit fantastical and has some strange plots. People who don't like this kind of story should read it with caution.

In the wizard world, the mysterious magic cube gave Lin Suo the ability to fuse all things. However, sometimes the recipe was a bit strange. The Evil God would shake his head when he looked at it. Horse corpse x 2 + stone + wood + clay + tent cloth = Double Horse Chariot. Octopus corpse + flower of enlightenment + black goat corpse = octopus flower with black hair? Skeleton + Bloodthirsty Vine + Vampire Eyeball = Thorny Creature Eyeball??? Lin Suo: As long as there are corpses in the recipe, it will definitely make the Evil God frown

Just before being summoned to another world, the protagonist’s summoning medium was secretly swapped by someone. As a result, he was not summoned as the "Holy King" but instead as the "Sex King." The magic he can use includes water magic in the form of lotion, fire magic as candle wax, and his summoned beasts include a wooden horse used for punishment… Branded as "vulgar," "useless," and "filthy," he is rejected, has his engagement annulled, and is ultimately exiled. However, the one who picks him up is a princess from a nation where the sex industry is legal. Using his modern knowledge, the protagonist begins rebuilding the nearly bankrupt sex kingdom. He introduces new fashion trends unknown to this medieval world and uses his authority as the Sex King to subjugate the girls. He then establishes modern sex service techniques. The protagonist's method of leveling up is through intimacy with his heroines (his concubine maids). The more intimate he gets, the stronger he becomes, and the wealthier the kingdom grows. However, the surrounding great powers will not stand idly by and allow a flourishing nation full of women. Thus, the flames of war are ignited. Utilizing his creativity, adaptability, and cunning, the protagonist repurposes his sex-related magic for military applications and overwhelms his enemies. As he gradually awakens to the path of conquest, he begins walking the road of a ruthless emperor. However, by his side is always a heroine, a celestial beauty who keeps his heart from straying too far…

Ves Skywalker is just another orphan, struggling to survive in a world that doesn’t care. His parents’ tragic death left him with nothing but a small inheritance, just enough to keep him afloat in the harsh streets. With no education and few options, he spends his days working at a convenience store, facing the monotony of life with quiet resilience. That is, until he discovers a box. Hidden within the wooden plank, the box was wrapped tightly in intattered cloth, yet it holds a power far beyond anything Ves could imagine. Suddenly, the life he knew is torn apart, and Ves is thrust into a world filled with danger. _ _ _ This is my second work English is not my first language so sorry if there are any typos, spelling or grammar mistake (T^T)

In the medieval kingdom of Avaloria, where societal norms dictate that only men can become knights, a determined and spirited young girl named Rose dares to defy convention. Inspired by tales of valor and heroism, Rose embarks on a courageous journey to chase her dreams of becoming a knight, breaking barriers and challenging the deeply ingrained beliefs of her society. Facing numerous obstacles and prejudices along the way, Rose trains tirelessly to develop her skills in swordsmanship, horse riding, and the art of combat. She seeks out the guidance of a wise and experienced retired knight, Sir Thomas, who recognizes her unwavering determination and reluctantly agrees to mentor her on her quest. Undeterred by the challenges thrown her way, Rose forms unlikely alliances with other outcasts and rebels who also yearn for a more inclusive society. Together, they rally against the oppressive regime, sparking a movement of change and equality that begins to ripple across the kingdom. As Rose's skills sharpen and her resolve strengthens, she becomes a symbol of hope and defiance for others who have been denied the pursuit of their dreams. Her journey to become a knight transcends personal ambition, transforming into a quest for justice and breaking down the barriers of gender discrimination.

"Bleh." - Imp An Imp, a monster known to kill with a grin, a demon of the world, a creature of incredible might! Something that no force in the world can stand against! At least that's what the Main Character would like himself to be, the reality is very different, however. Exactly that Imp stumbles along a path of unfortunate fortunes and grows through it, in a world that hates its very existence. It grows more intelligent, more powerful, simply better at whatever it needs to do. Amongst other things, that includes raising children, killing Soldiers, and carving wooden figurines for money.

A retired secret agent died unable to fullfill his dream of stress free life got reincarnated into a crown prince