Meaning Behind The Royal Cheese Burger In Pulp

In the beginning, there was hunger. Not the hunger of gods nor the metaphorical yearning of the soul—no. Just regular, stomach-growling, “I skipped breakfast, and my fridge is empty” hunger. My name is unimportant (seriously, I forgot it after the third wormhole). I was an average nobody on a very average Earth, dreaming only of something greasy, cheesy, and ideally served with fries. But the universe? The universe had other plans. One wrong turn. One cursed Yelp review—one glowing burger shack in a back alley that should not have existed—and boom. I’m flung headfirst into a multiverse of chaos, chosen by a sentient deep-fryer to wield the power of the Forbidden Combo Meal. Now I’m: - Accidentally immortal - Casually vaporizing star systems when I sneeze - Being worshipped by a cult of toaster-wielding monks - Apparently prophesied to marry the Supreme Empress of the Fifth Reality (who is, yes, also a dragon) - Hunted by a multiversal HR department that claims I violated “narrative structure” - And somehow still broke because cosmic power doesn’t pay for snacks Every time I try to sit down and eat, something explodes. A timeline collapses. A villain monologues. Or worse—a new arc begins. I’ve defeated ancient evils using only napkins. I’ve talked eldritch horrors out of invading just by explaining taxes. I’ve become a god… six times. I got demoted. Twice. I have three theme songs, a fan club I didn’t authorize, and a sword that screams whenever I touch pickles. All I ever wanted… Was. A. Burger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plot Armor is an unhinged, fourth-wall-shattering, genre-obliterating power fantasy where one man’s lunch break becomes a battle against logic, fate, and bad storytelling. Expect: - OP protagonist energy - Absurd comedy - Meta nonsense - Chaotic worldbuilding - And exactly zero chill. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader discretion advised: contains reckless narrative pacing, emotionally confused magical girls, and at least one sentient sandwich with diplomatic immunity.

Captain? No. Adventurer? Definitely not. Reluctant lazy ass caught up in a quest for legendary cheeses? Unfortunately, yes. At 27 years old, Anne Ashford has perfected the fine art of doing absolutely nothing, until her ridiculously powerful retired pirate parents kick her out of the house and dump her on an old, barely-floating boat. Oh, and they also hand her a rat. A very suspicious, very smug rat. Turns out, the rat is actually the spirit of an ancient artefact ship, its true power sealed behind an absurdly difficult quest. To unlock it? Anne must find the Five Almighty Cheeses, legendary treasures of the high seas. With storms, sea monsters, and sky cities hidden from the unworthy, Anne is in for a hell of a ride. The ocean is vast, the cheeses are elusive, and unfortunately for her… laziness is not an option. Set sail for adventure! Or at least… something vaguely resembling one.

Being messy was kind of my thing. It was what I was known for. Not that I try to but drama follows me. I am drama. You might think I love it but I don't. As the crown princess of the country, I've always been in the spotlight my whole life. Everyone knows everything about me. Soraya Marwood, the third. I didn't even own the name. It's a pretty name,I know but that just drives home the point I'm trying to make right now. That I deserve to be my own person. I made that decision the wrong way and the wrong time. I freaking did it the wrong way. I kissed Willem Gale Sullivan. You might think it's not bad. It wouldn't have if he wasn't the Crown prince of Darkey. I kissed the crown prince of Darkey who had a fiancéé. Kill me now.

Feng Xiangling, the daughter of the Prime Minister, embarks on a journey with her brother, Feng Yichen, on a business trip. Along the way, she encounters Prince Xu Liangchen known as Lin Liangchen, who saves her life during a fierce battle. The two form an undeniable bond, falling in love without knowing each other's true identities. As their journey concludes and they return to the capital, fate takes a twist when Xu Liangchen discovers Feng Xiangling’s true identity, though he still hides his own. Emperor Xu Tianguan, the ruling monarch, arranges for a marriage between his son, Prince Xu Liangchen, and the beautiful yet mysterious Feng Xiangling, much to her surprise. Forced into an unfamiliar life, she becomes the wife of a stranger, with her wedding night revealing the complex layers of their relationship. Despite the tension, Feng Xiangling proves to be clever and resourceful, navigating the treacherous waters of the imperial harem while uncovering secrets of her past..... Hope you appreciate reading

Menikah demi kerajaan... atau demi cinta? Kerajaan Lumière Sacrée menyimpan rahasia kelam-sang permaisuri diusir meski sedang mengandung pewaris tahta. Putri Lynnelle bersumpah membalas dendam dan membawa ibunya kembali ke istana. Saat perang mengancam, Raja Schattenherz menawarkan pernikahan politik untuk menyelamatkan kerajaannya. Namun di balik tawaran itu, tersembunyi cinta tulus yang tak pernah ia ungkapkan. Sementara itu, Putra Mahkota Maravilha, pria yang terobsesi pada kekuasaan, tak akan membiarkan Lyn jatuh ke tangan siapa pun. Intrik istana, pengkhianatan, dan ambisi mengancam segalanya. Di medan perang dan politik, cinta bisa menjadi senjata paling mematikan.Tapi, siapakah yang akan memenangkan permainan ini? Sang raja atau sang pangeran?

Princess Emily Hammington has never known true freedom. Bound by royal expectations, she is set to marry Prince Enoch in a political alliance that will secure her kingdom’s future—but not her heart. Everything changes when she meets Sarah Wilson, a palace maid with undeniable talent and a fire in her soul. Their connection is instant, their love forbidden. As their romance unfolds in secrecy, danger lurks within the palace walls. Queen Lisa, Emily’s cunning stepmother, hides dark secrets of her own, including the truth behind Queen Eleanor’s unsolved death. With whispers of rebellion in the air and the past threatening to unravel, Emily must make a choice: follow her heart or protect the throne. Will she risk everything for love, or will history repeat itself in betrayal and sacrifice?

A normal boy transfer to his new school , to start his new journey in new place, but he felt that this new place is not much different from the place he came from, as soon as he attended his first day in school, in the same evening he got tangled himself in some unknown incident and gotten himself killed but there's two more person who saw this incident happened , one was Paul who don't know anything, and seeking some answer to his questions, so he is trying to find the culprit behind the murder or who is the main mastermind , pulling the strings. In the world ruled by puppet masters and they are controlling people like Paul or others, is the mastermind is puppet or puppet master or maybe all puppet master who think they are controlling everything are just motionless puppets?

" Can I read them before signing?" Becca asked and she was sure that she saw the woman flinch a little. ............................ When she noticed that Becca was thinking too much , she got pissed." Just sign it?" She yelled making the girl jolt. Rebecca signed the paper work with trembling hands but did not fail to at least scan some details of the documents a little while signing. " Thank you , au revoir " Wild cat said and left ......................... Becca sat as if she was glued to the chair.She remembered seeing some scary words like " Submissive , surrender , body , slave , sex " Oh my God , sex?!!!" That word was not in her dictionary But what would she do? She just made a deal....a deal that would either make her or break her A deal that would take her to the next level or bring her to the lowest lever ......... ***** ***** Xavier trailed kisses down her neck to her collar bone and she moved according to the rhythm. ...... ...... ..... He tore her fabric and found her body pleasant ...... ...... ..... Xavier parts he legs slightly and hit his head in between her. " Wait...no...please , I.......I..please , I'm still ....Argh!.....ahmm.....umm.....uh_huh..oh...no....please...awww.....please wait...please im still virgin ..please...this is a set up "Becca said but all her pleas where on deaf ears but what's worse was her body also betrayed her because she'd been drugged. It Dawn on her that those words she saw , were real.... everything was real ........ ...... ......Xavier fucked her hard like a mad man , Becca screamed simultaneously but he didn't hear her. ......... So this was it this was what she signed up for She was a slave She'd sold her body just to save her family from calamity She knew she should have backed out earlier but she didn't listern to the holy Spirit Instated she was drawn to deceit Look where it landed her but she knew this wasn't the end of the deal she knew there was more to it and it's not gonna be pleasant it dangerous and she has no escape route , she stuck in this Forever?? Or will any miracle happen? Would it work out for her good or it will have a bad toll on her?? ...... ...... Let's find out in THE DANGER BEHIND THE " DEAL " ........ I changed the name in Volume 2 to :: Fallen for my sex slave... This story is mixed up but all together are mind-blowing and to your awe. I love to combine my books to make them more interesting and less scary...we'll see how it goes ..... ...... ....... ........ I hope you stick with me to the end

Lisa has spent years loving Al from a distance—except that distance is just a few inches away, disguised as friendship. Every inside joke, every casual touch, every stupid argument is a reminder that he’s right there, but never hers. She’s convinced herself that being close to him, even as just a friend, is enough. Until it isn’t. Because one day, Al starts looking at someone else the way Lisa has always looked at him. And suddenly, she has to learn how to swallow heartbreak in silence. Lucas has spent years loving Lisa from the shadows, watching her chase a boy who never looks back. He’s always been the one to pick up the pieces, the one to listen to her late-night rants, the one who stays. He’s accepted that he’ll never be the reason for her smile, but when Lisa’s heart starts to break, he sees an opening. Maybe—just maybe—he can be the one to heal it. But love is never that simple. Because Al isn’t as blind as he seems. And maybe Lisa isn’t as indifferent to Lucas as she’s always pretended. Feelings are messy. Timing is cruel. And when hearts collide, someone always gets hurt. The real question is: Will Lisa finally learn the real meaning of love, or will she destroy it before she even gets the chance? *** Hey, it's your author here:> P.S: the cover picture doesn't belong to me. Hope y'all enjoy your time reading it

A world where power matters most...human lives worth as little as can be, Trevor woke in a royal palace...a heaven to the outside world...but to the Nobles, A hell's paradise..can he survive with no memory of his past, an unknown spirit and a pleasant face?? find out

Elara Blake is living every girl's dream — a world-famous model gracing the covers of Vogue, walking exclusive runways in Paris, and drowning in luxury. But behind the flawless photos and glamorous life is a girl who feels completely lost. Craving a break from fake friendships, constant paparazzi, and a life that never feels real, Elara makes a bold move: she enrolls in a regular high school, disguised as a nerdy nobody, hoping to finally experience a normal teenage life. With the help of her wild, loyal best friend Leah, Elara becomes "Ellie Brown" — the awkward new girl in baggy clothes and oversized glasses. But fitting in isn’t as simple as she thought. High school comes with its own set of problems — mean girls, secret crushes, mysterious boys with dangerous eyes, and classmates who are sharper than they seem. As Elara juggles her secret modeling career and her undercover school life, her two worlds start to collide. The more she tries to hide, the more tangled things become. And when feelings get involved — especially with the one guy who seems to see right through her — Elara realizes she might not be able to keep her secret forever.

“She’ll make a fine doppelgänger for my daughter. She can pass as the fake princess. Well done, Dimitri.” The king's words hit Fiona like a physical blow, shattering the illusion of a fairytale. The ballroom, once a place of glittering dreams, now felt like a suffocating trap. He’d bought her. Trained her. Used her. All this time, the stolen glances, the whispered promises, the tender touches—it was a lie. A calculated deception. Her gaze, burning with betrayal, locked onto Dimitri’s. How could he? His eyes, usually warm and reassuring, were now cold and distant, fixed on the king with a chilling intensity. A knot of dread tightened in her stomach. Fiona, a young girl, is sold off to Dimitri, a prince who rejected his title, where she is trained to become a doppelgänger to the cursed princess. They’ve never seen face to face, but with the prince from the top kingdom coming to marry his betrothed princess, Fiona and the princess must find a way to break the curse while Fiona pretends to be the princess. When Fiona finds that her parents were involved, she has to uncover the secrets behind her parents death, the princess curse and her role in all of it. But what happens when Fiona falls in love with both Prince Eric and Dimitri, and things don't go according to plan?

"Bonjour, everyone," my English teacher said in her thick English accent. All eyes turned to her-but not for long. Our attention quickly shifted to the Black Asian girl standing beside her. "I know, a new face," she chuckled. "This is our foreign exchange student from Canada, and she'll be introducing herself because her name is a special one." Once again, all eyes were on her. She smiled. "My name is Temple Adeola Nari Alonge. Just call me Temple... Mmm... I'm sixteen years old, and I'm very fluent in French." "Thank you, Temple. Please take a seat next to your new seatmate and host, Beau." And just like that, every pair of eyes turned to me. What the fuck just happened?

In a realm of four kingdoms, two were on the verge of war. Prince Eirik, the fourth prince of Valeidio, a Ferre whose beauty could rival the gods, was thrust into a marriage alliance with Prince Kaelix, the strong and proud heir of Zephyros. Both princes were determined to fight against the fate that had been forced on them. Eirik resented being used as a pawn, while Kaelix saw the alliance as a threat to his freedom. As they clashed in a battle of wills, their encounters became a constant push and pull of resistance and pride. But as the pressures of duty mounted, the lines between obligation and desire began to blur. In their struggle against their forced union, they found themselves drawn toward each other in ways they never expected. Would their bond become a weapon against the war or would their kingdoms' rivalries destroy any chance of love before it could take root? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

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"In this life, I will find the meaning of my existence!" - Dawn Dawn was bedridden since young, unable to move his body. Because of his disability, everyone treated him with disdain. However, he wasn't much affected, but when his parents also forgot about him, he was filled with anger. He wanted to question God about why he was given such a miserable fate. Finally, his life came to an abrupt end. Strangely, however, that wasn't the end for him—he awakened in a strange new world that might allow him to find the answers that he desperately sought. To his surprise, the new world was no different than the old. On the very first day, he was sent to a strange dimension known as the Eternal battlefield. But thankfully, he was fortunate enough to awaken the 'Superhero Class.' This class changed everything. With the help of these skills, he grew stronger at an insane speed and became powerful enough to find god and ask them the reason for his existence. Why does he exist? Why does this world exist? Why did he live such a miserable life? Nothing could stop him from finding the answers to these questions—no young master, no super villainess, not even reality itself. ....... discords -https://discord.gg/egZYREvZbD

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A break from romance?, how about we make it darker?.

SYNOPSIS: "I Just Wanted to Work Abroad, But I Got Trapped in an Isekai?! Where’s My Money, Damn It!" Kosagi Hara, a former construction worker turned NEET, finally gets an enticing job offer from his friend. Excited, he sets off for a new life overseas… or so he thought. But suddenly, time stops. The world vanishes. And when he opens his eyes, he finds himself in the middle of an unfamiliar grassland, with no sign of modern civilization. No phone. No money. No food. No god, no mission, not even an NPC to greet him. Kosagi is now stranded in another world for no apparent reason. And worse… he’s starving.

It was hate at first sight! Vice President Jeannie Boon hated Prince Christopher Sebastian Lucille Spark at first sight. Since his name was as pretentious as him, she would rather not come into contact with him. But that is something that can't be avoided. Not when he is the biggest benefactor that can help her non-profit organisation to reach it's milestone and get more benefactors. Prince Christopher Sebastian Lucille Spark needs a wife. And when the petite little Jeannie Boon enters his office to 'exhort' money, he is not letting her win so easily. Will Jeannie be able to escape the plans that Prince Christopher has for her? Or will a certain prince fall into his own trap?

Maya work's as a nurse at P.H jolas Hospital. she is a very beautiful charming young lady she is a very humble young lady everyone likes her for her humbleness. But one day Maya, discovers a patient with unusual symptoms that don't seem to fit any known medical condition. As Maya delve s deeper into the mystery, she uncovers a conspiracy involving the hospital, corrupt medical professionals. Will she be able to uncover the mystery behind the patient illness without been hurt?

Having to hide who you are, behind a blue veil. Fighting to take that place that society itself denied you. Julia, a noble lady who has hidden her gender all her life, must fight not only for her survival. She but also for creating a world where any woman can free herself from that heavy blue veil.

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