Plotting A Romantic Comedy

Xu Wendong acquired a dual cultivation technique called the Dragon Phoenix Creation Art, setting forth on an extraordinary life unlike any other.

During the demon-summoning ceremony, Aiwass finally recalled his past life's memories. This should be an online game that his family's company had released and operated for six years. Now, his foster father was the leader of the latest version's antagonist organization. He would expose his identity six years later, hesitate and then defect from the protagonist's side. Ultimately, because he decided to take a fatal strike meant for the player character, he was killed by his upright older brother in a transitional CG without even a chance to enter the main content. ——But the problem was not too significant. Aiwass also knew many secret advancement routes exclusive to the player character, as well as the Nurturing Secret Sequel regulations of the various Paths. He believed he could reverse his unfortunate fate…… So now there was only one issue left. "According to the original plot, shouldn't I have been rescued by the protagonist before this lousy ceremony even began?" Tied to the ceremonial altar as a sacrifice, Aiwass fell into contemplation. —————— Keywords: Victorian Fantasy, Amber Flow

In the beginning, there was hunger. Not the hunger of gods nor the metaphorical yearning of the soul—no. Just regular, stomach-growling, “I skipped breakfast, and my fridge is empty” hunger. My name is unimportant (seriously, I forgot it after the third wormhole). I was an average nobody on a very average Earth, dreaming only of something greasy, cheesy, and ideally served with fries. But the universe? The universe had other plans. One wrong turn. One cursed Yelp review—one glowing burger shack in a back alley that should not have existed—and boom. I’m flung headfirst into a multiverse of chaos, chosen by a sentient deep-fryer to wield the power of the Forbidden Combo Meal. Now I’m: - Accidentally immortal - Casually vaporizing star systems when I sneeze - Being worshipped by a cult of toaster-wielding monks - Apparently prophesied to marry the Supreme Empress of the Fifth Reality (who is, yes, also a dragon) - Hunted by a multiversal HR department that claims I violated “narrative structure” - And somehow still broke because cosmic power doesn’t pay for snacks Every time I try to sit down and eat, something explodes. A timeline collapses. A villain monologues. Or worse—a new arc begins. I’ve defeated ancient evils using only napkins. I’ve talked eldritch horrors out of invading just by explaining taxes. I’ve become a god… six times. I got demoted. Twice. I have three theme songs, a fan club I didn’t authorize, and a sword that screams whenever I touch pickles. All I ever wanted… Was. A. Burger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plot Armor is an unhinged, fourth-wall-shattering, genre-obliterating power fantasy where one man’s lunch break becomes a battle against logic, fate, and bad storytelling. Expect: - OP protagonist energy - Absurd comedy - Meta nonsense - Chaotic worldbuilding - And exactly zero chill. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader discretion advised: contains reckless narrative pacing, emotionally confused magical girls, and at least one sentient sandwich with diplomatic immunity.

Hei Anjing is an extreme type of person. Mischievous and loves to play around with annoying people. A Devil may care attitude when in his good mood but horribly terrifying when angered. A cold hearted person with an unparalleled intelligence, who treated others as entertainment. A Nethergod who was supposed to be a Lord that governed the Netherworld as a ruler. Cruelty and Mercilessness are his nature. But despite that his heart only beats for one person. His love, feelings and obsession are for his alone. One whose memories were sealed for some reason. While the other lost his right as a lord and his soul fragments were scattered all over different worlds. Then they've met in those worlds. Bullying the heaven's beloved children and destroying the plots of the worlds creating endless chaos. With both the MC and ML having some problems in the brain and are psychopaths. Will the world end or not? "I will chase and capture you, over and over again. Imprisoning you in my embrace. Until there will be no gaps for you to escape anymore. You are my obsession and my everything." "Capture me. Find me. As long as you do, I will stay by your side until the end. There is no need for you to know what I did for you." A hellish ride of two shameless and evil people. The true meaning of their relationship was hidden within those sealed memories. An action packed journey with thrilling and full of suspense events which you wouldn't like to miss! NO ONE 17 AND UNDER. You have been warned. Credits for the Char. photo: Natalie Riverson (Pinterest)

[WSA 2025] At the Edge of the Void… A soft blue light hums, pulsing with energy, its robotic voice ringing with purpose. > "Do you accept me, System 0404, the Harem-Building System?" A young man in his twenties, eyes shining with excitement, eagerly responds: > "YES!" The blue light flares— The universe shifts— The binding process begins— DING! > [System Successfully Bound to…] …Daphne Han? ??? ??? *** System: "If you’re going to RUIN the harem-building mission, I’m not helping you!" Daphne: "Okay, I’ll just win without you." System: "…Wait, what?" *** World one: Male Lead: "Why are my offers disappearing?!" Daphne: "Oh? Maybe you just weren’t talented enough." System: "YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE THE PROTAGONIST!" - Actress #1: "Wait, I actually love acting, not this forced romance subplot?" Actress #2: "Oh wow, working under Daphne is way better than chasing ML’s validation." Male Lead: "WHERE DID MY HAREM GO?!" System: "DON'T RUIN THE PLOT!" - Villainess: "What do you want in return for everything?" Daphne: "You." System: "NOOOO, SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FINAL LOVE INTEREST!" World two: Emperor: "You were supposed to compete for my favor!" Daphne: "Nah. I’m the one with favor now." Heroine: "Can I join your court instead?" System: "THAT'S NOT HOW HAREM DRAMAS WORK!" *** CEO: "I was supposed to be her fate!" Demon Lord: "SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO REDEEM ME!" Imperial Prince: "What do you MEAN she’s not interested in me anymore?!" System: "THIS IS NOT HOW THESE STORIES WORK." NB: Currently 6 worlds/arcs (more to come) Yuri/GL No harem Female alpha? Futa? Won't you find out. Updates weekly

Athan Silvernight was meant to die—but fate had other plans. Waking up in the body of a feared delinquent with ties to power beyond imagination, he quickly realizes that this new life is anything but ordinary. Whispers of his past self haunt him, his every action watched with fear, and then… the Karma System activates. Karmic points, a mysterious shop, and a past he doesn’t remember—Athan holds the key to something far greater than himself. But in a world where power is everything, will he rewrite his destiny or be swallowed by the weight of sins he has yet to uncover? Some lives are second chances. Others are a test. Which one is his?

After meeting an unfortunate death on earth, Sigrid unwillingly transmigrated into a novel world becoming Lady Sigrid Thorin the unwanted wife of the crown prince. She resigned herself to her fate and set a goal to become the empress. But to become the future empress, she had to gain the heart of her husband_the foul tempered Prince Roland Maximus a man that loathed her and would sooner kill her than kiss her. While his heart was too thin for her to squeeze into, it was rather wide for the woman he brought home on returning from a three month expedition, a woman he had sworn to protect forever. The same woman Sigrid was on a mission to destroy, an irreconcilable enemy. With misunderstandings, scheming and jealousy, thus begun Sigrid's trials to win the heart of the man that had undeniably captivated her with his dazzling smile and her mission step over the fake female lead, be crowned empress and change her fate. Excerpt. "A knife to the throat of your husband that has just returned from war, what do you hope to accomplish crown princess?" Sigrid's eyes trailed down, to the silver blade pressed against her abdomen, she raised her head and laughed snidely. "A knife to the belly of your wife as soon as you return from war, other men start by saying, honey i am home. They also don't bring home unwanted canaries as presents for their wives." Roland leaned down with a part smug and part angry smoldering look in his eyes. It was if he wished to set her on fire, and not in the passionate way. "Honey i am home." he slowly said, dragging the words out. Sigrid trailed the knife slowly over his neck, almost as if she was caressing it with her fingers. "Welcome back, i hope you don't mind but i intend to kill that canary. If you want to bring me a gift next time, try gold and diamonds. I can also accept you, just wrap a ribbon around your bare chest."

Telling a story about an MC who suddenly finds themselves inside a novel they don't know, what the plot might be like,

Saik is an expressionless boy who can see ghosts. Yuki is a ghost girl who has always been alone and never had any friends. Saik dreams of becoming the perfect boy his mother wished for, while Yuki just wants to have friends. By helping each other, they’ll both achieve their own dreams. On the other hand, Cristal is a kind girl who has no interest in love—until Saik saves her, sparking a romantic curiosity toward him and stirring jealousy in little Yuki. "W-wait… am I in love with Saik?" Unknowingly, Saik has managed to win the hearts of two girls (and a few others), though he remains completely oblivious. With two goals in mind, Yuki will do whatever it takes to make them happen: "You’ll fall in love with me, and I’ll make you smile, Saik!"

Magno é o segundo filho de senhores feudais de um grande império, porém com a morte de seus pais seu irmão mais velho, Charles, teve que assumir a administração do feudo, porém após 10 anos de administração, Charles e Magno, desconfiam de estar havendo uma conspiração golpista contra seu irmão no dia do desfile da homenagem da morte dos seus pais, e para isso Charles se prepara para essa ação golpista e Magno deverá demonstrar a força militar da cidade onde administra à anos.

Candy is a 20-year old lady who is in a relationship with Dane but she is still in love with her toxic ex Freddy she feels Dane doesn't satisfy her sexual needs but he loves her whereas Freddy meets her sexual needs but he treated her badly when they were together

[BOOK 1 Completed!] [BOOK 2- STARTED.] Su Chen, who is tired of following the villainous plot, where he is hunted down by the protagonist’s halo finally decided to call it quit. “Okay, this is the final time that I am repeating this damn plot.” “What? All the heroines can hear my inner voice?… “….So what? You all heroines think that I will be your Licking dog? Low-rated Villain? Same Rich scumy-second generation who buys you everything following that damn original script?” “Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken, my dear!” ……… [No NTR][No Yuri] ………. ***Winner of 2022 yearly Villain book category contest**** …….. Additional tags:(Eavesdropping) ( villain mc) (smart mc) (No beta mc) (no boot-licking mc) ( no pretending to be hidden big-shot) (yandere) (tsundere) ( harem accepting mc) ( brain-wash) (kidnapping) (mindbreak) (Stockholm syndrome) (true love) (obsession) ( regret) ( redemption?) (Strong to stronger). **Cover as well as character images are Ai generated. **Add me to join invite-only author discord server^^ **English used is mostly Uk/British version.

A chapter a day is a journey into the lives of different characters in different worlds. Their stories Interlace to form a storyline with dimensions and depth to it. Each character is not a minority and it relevance can not be down played. Every chapter represent a main character with it's own terms and personality, thereby taking you to a different world in each chapter.

As the King of the Yellow Earth begins to feel that something unrelated is going on, and unexplained forces begin to creep out of their districts, the Black Wizards slowly begin to move in the shadows and the people caught up in the whole situation must adapt to the radicalized situation.

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Hello my fellow Cultural Daoists. This One shot Smut or lemon was inspired from the fanfic and the webnovel Against the Gods. Though the MC was OC and was inspired from lots of novels and CYOAs. Well to be frank I wrote/edited this lemon just to kill the time coz I was extremely bored and also for experiment sake. I had "researched" many lemon chapters from different novels in this platform, combined and edited their styles in one big chapter. I sincerely thank the Authors for producing the "research" materials. Also the Dao of BS and Hentai logic is kinda strong here so please kinda bear it.( ╹▽╹ ) Tags : Smut , Sex , Hentai, Yandere Warning : 13k+ word count. Note: The cover belongs to the original artist.

“Listen for the buzz of the Golden Honeybee’s wings, Where it will guide you to a lonely mountain creek, Follow the path abandoned by the hearts of kings, And be sure not to make a single peep. Then, the White Tiger’s snores you’ll hear, Below the bright azure skies of crystal clear, Walk into the fiery sea of blazing chrysanthemums, Whilst being careful of the spirit foxes’ bums, And there, you will find me, Sleeping below the great hollow tree.”

Kaito spent countless hours playing Eternal Lovers Academy, a romance fantasy game where the overpowered Hero builds the ultimate harem while crushing villains left and right. Then he wakes up inside the game. Not as the Hero. Not as a Villain. Not even as a noble. He’s just… Kaito. A random background commoner at the prestigious Eternal Lovers Academy—a place where nobility reigns, and extras like him don’t even get dialogue. Fine. He'll just avoid the main cast and live quietly. The story will play out as it should—the Hero will break off his engagement with the proud Villainess Selene, she’ll be humiliated, and the Hero’s perfect love story will continue as planned. …Except this time, Selene doesn’t follow the script. Instead of wallowing in misery, she clings to him, dragging him into duels, tea parties, and noble social warfare. And she’s not the only one—every girl the Hero ignores or casts aside suddenly starts orbiting Kaito. Now, the Hero—who was never supposed to have a rival—has his eyes locked on Kaito. Kaito just wanted to stay in the background. Too bad Eternal Lovers Academy has other plans.

A sincerely creative spinn on Harmagedon. Not to be confused with Dante's works. But there is some inspiration...

Shu Lan is an ordinary student who avoids being the center of attention. He lives a quiet life with few friends and no disruptions. One day, a novel titled "Between Three Empires" catches his interest. It’s an omegaverse story that’s soon to be adapted into a game. The novel follows the protagonist, Qing Shan, an omega who captivates the male leads of three empires. Together, they join forces to defeat the devil residing in the cursed land. However, before Shu Lan can find out how the story ends, he accidentally falls from a rooftop and dies. The next thing he knows, he wakes up in the body of Yang Luoya, the older brother of one of the male leads, Yang Wei. Shu Lan is horrified. If he had reincarnated as another sibling of a male lead, he might have been happy. But Yang Luoya? He’s the cruel and merciless villain doomed to a tragic end. "let's keep low profile for now" Moments later.... “…I just killed someone…”

At 28, Clara Hayes has mastered the art of wearing masks. To her colleagues, she’s the perpetually cheerful graphic designer who never misses a deadline. To her overbearing mother, she’s the dutiful daughter hiding her anxiety behind polished smiles. To the world, she’s a woman who “has it all together”—except she’s crumbling inside. Clara’s life unravels during a corporate presentation where a panic attack strips her façade raw. Humiliated and exhausted, she flees to a quiet coastal town, renting a cottage owned by an eccentric, free-spirited potter named Marisol. There, Clara stumbles upon a dusty journal in the attic, its pages filled with haunting sketches and anonymous confessions from a woman who once lived there decades earlier. The entries mirror Clara’s own suffocating duality: “I paint myself in colors the world approves of, but my soul is a grayscale.” As Clara tentatively befriends Marisol and a reclusive widower, Eli, who runs the town’s crumbling bookstore, she begins confronting the lies she’s told herself for years. Through their unconventional guidance—and the journal’s cryptic wisdom—she starts shedding her masks one by one. But vulnerability comes at a cost: her corporate career teeters, her mother’s disapproval intensifies, and a buried trauma from her teenage years resurfaces, threatening to drown her newfound courage. When Clara’s raw, unfiltered artwork—created in secret—goes viral, she faces a choice: return to the safety of her old illusions or step into the terrifying freedom of living unapologetically. But the journal hides a final secret, linking Clara’s journey to the cottage’s mysterious past, forcing her to question whether true authenticity is a rebellion… or a homecoming.

At Western Star University, Soren Mitaka, a gifted but unmotivated psychology student, conceals his intelligence to avoid attention. Despite excelling on the entrance exam, he lacks a sense of purpose. This changes when he encounters Raine Fukuyo, a mysterious girl with exceptional abilities facing a similar struggle in finding direction. Their shared intellect and unspoken competition foster a connection that leads to a transformative journey. Through their pursuit of self-discovery, Soren and Raine uncover meaning, companionship, and a renewed sense of hope.

Riku Sato, a shy and kind-hearted high schooler, thought life was tough enough-until his teasing cousin Aiko moves in, turning his quiet world into a whirlwind of chaos. When his knack for helping others accidentally wins him the hearts of bubbly Haruka, shy Mika, and flirtatious Yuna, Riku's stuck in a hilarious harem mess. Between festival dances, flying cookies, and wild rumors of romance with Aiko, he's barely keeping up. Will he sort out his feelings-or just trip over them? A riot of comedy, romance, and awkward ecchi moments awaits!

"Is it just another campaign, or has she unknowingly made a pact with a demon himself?" When a girl called Anne looked for a team to play DND with, her warlock was the one to make a pact. Yet , she never thought that meeting her DM will have such a consequences. And when the game gets a little too personal and the stakes start feeling real, the line between game and reality begins to blur. In the end, her warlock wasn't the only one with a patron and sealed pact...

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ Warning: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

Twenty-two year old Adriel has just become a homeless man. Due to his stubbornness, he refuses to explain why he has been abandoned by his family, and simply continues on with no support whatsoever. All he can do is meaninglessly meander through the streets of his hometown, until, by chance, he encounters a frail old lady giving out free samples on the side of the road. Adriel runs to her in the hopes of procuring some food, but things end up taking a very drastic turn as soon as the two begin to converse. An irascible old woman and a very obstinate young man...it's the worst possible combination.

Jock x Shy girl "This was a mistake" I explained. "A mistake" her voice cracked. Having been a hopeless Romantic, Tasha has always thought about getting her own Prince Charming. Her dream guy is know other than Emmett Pierce a star quarterback and playboy. When these two get partnered together for the end of the year project sparks fly. Emmett needs this A to pass the class and Tasha wants the guy she's been crushing on. Will Tasha tame this playboy and make him her's? Or Will Emmett pass the class and mess a new friendship that might be something more?