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"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Two bodies one soul, live together, die together. Follow cute Adrian and handsome Elijah on their craziest, funniest, and humor filled love experience. Elijah: 'Puppy eyes' Just one kiss, please. Adrian: 1 Million. Elijah: How about just touching your body all over? Adrian: 5 Million. Elijah: And what about sucking your dick? Adrian: 'Thinking' 10 Million. Elijah: What about fucking? Adrian: 100 Million. Elijah: 'Gulp' Then let's start with fucking? Adrian: 'Nod nod' 100 Million. (You can also read my other novel: Ten Faced Boyfriend) (The credit of the wallpaper on the cover photo goes to it's original maker.)

[Check out my new novel, "THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABIES ALL WANT ME"] .. [WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness". " So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that." "To hell with my extended family who are hungry for power. Since they choose to abandon me first I don't give a damn about them," "F*ck any man who thinks that I am an easy targets for ridicule? I am more than a man myself," Lie Ruge said with fierceness, panting heavily. This is the story about a girl who wanted to be loved and cherished even after the terrible ordeal she went through as a child. Her mother was murdered in her presence when she was just ten years old. After completing her high school, she was sent to a school which was the best school in the World.The funniest thing was that no one really knows anything about this particular school.There, she acquired the best martial arts skills, she was second to none. People of the underworld call her "LADY BOSS." She was the most beautiful and dreadful woman that any man has ever set their eyes on. She was ruthless to her enemies but what will happen when she later falls in love with a man who will bring so much laughter and brightness into her dark world? --------- Other books by author; 1) Fallen In Love: The CEO Who Tamed Me (Completed) 2) Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess (Ongoing) 3) Mission XX: Seducing The Great Seducer (Ongoing) 4) BEDDING MY VAMPIRE MATE (Ongoing) 5) Vampire's Untamed Desires (Ongoing) I just created a Facebook page, please take time to check it out. This is the link: https://www.facebook.com/Flabbergasted-Dynasty-112153860550735/ Instagram: @flabbergasted2155 Let's talk on discord about what you like and what you dislike. This is my discord server's ID: https://discord.gg/NSA3qrP Support your dearest author here if you love my novel: https://www.patreon.com/Flabbergasted DISCLAIMER: Cover art is not mine, credit goes to the original artist.

Which one is more painful? Having your very best friend backstab you and supplant your every move because she loves what is yours even at the point of taking your life. And the funniest thing being the fact that you never for once suspects her, and you keep sharing your every next move with her. Or having the love of your life slipping away because of something you were framed for, the worst part being the fact that he didn't want to hear you out or believe a word you said. Or is it the fact that you were able to survive, only to find out you are pregnant for the guy who doesn't want to have anything to do with you? Join me, as we sail through life's ups and downs with Miriam Hammond, who had to undergo a painful betrayal by her best friend who fell in love with the one she loved, Maxwell Holmes. And as if that was not all, she was framed for the death of someone and imprisoned, only to have met her "untimely death" in a fire outbreak in the prison. But wait, did she reply die? And what will happen when she gets to know she is carrying Maxwell's baby? --------- This is my first book, so I hope you give me much support and also don't hesitate to let me know how I am doing by commenting your thoughts and leaving a review. I'd love to know my strengths and weaknesses and improve upon my writing skills. This novel is r18, but it is a slow-burn romance novel, and so we are not expecting to meet the steamy scenes right away. I hope you will enjoy this novel and don't forget to comment, vote, share and leave a review. All characters, names, places and events that relate to real life are purely coincidental and are all the idea of the author.

Before Ryan Morgan and Jacob Morgan's parents passed away in a car accident, they decided to appoint Ryan as Jacob's legal guardian under their will. Jacob has autism, ages fifteen and is the funniest and most sweetest person anyone could ever meet. Ryan, ages twenty six, is a prosecutor in the state of North Dakota. But shortly after Jacob's girlfriend, Izza Miller's body is found dead near a river, Jacob is accused of a crime Ryan thinks he is innocent of. Even though, Ryan begins to search for evidence trying to figure out who's the actual person who killed Izza, and why did they accuse his own brother? If anyone who sees this story being plagiarized by someone else, please send me a quick message as soon as possible. I do not tolerate plagiarism at all, and I will sue whoever is responsible of stealing my work. 2022 Rebecca Clark. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or used in any manner without the prior permission of the author, except for the brief description of the book in a book review. word count: [50,000-60,000] cover designed by canva!

Tatsuya Maruyama is a success lawyer. Alexander Kougami is genius physic teacher. Carlos Takamasa is the womanizer scriptwriter. Leonardo Shibasaki is the cold hand oncology surgeon. David Kajima is the funniest comedian of the year. Kris Aikawa is the funky business man. They all have the same problem about woman. --- Berteman sejak masa sekolah, menjadikan mereka berenam selalu paham satu sama lain, dan hingga pada akhirnya satu per satu di antara mereka pun memutuskan untuk mulai melangkah dan mencari pasangan hidupnya. Setelah Tatsuya, Alex dan Carlos menemukan tulang rusuk mereka. Mungkin kisah ini sudah selesai bagi mereka bertiga. Namun, tidak demikian bagi Leo, David dan Kris! Apakah Leo, David dan Kris mendapatkan kesempatan mereka juga untuk bahagia?

The rookie's ironic hacker road. Hu Yifei, who was originally a computer rookie, inadvertently found a second-hand hard disk, and has since embarked on the wretched road of hackers. If you want to see how Brother Hu is smart on the network, please click on this article and read it carefully. The funniest hacker novel, the cruelest hacker world.

The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR) Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_Yuan Sword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed. The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a beardless cultivator is to be scorned and despised! This is a cultivation story of an unromantic cultivator surviving in a cultivation world full of geniuses, blessed sons and daughters of heavens, not forgetting cultivation cheats and evil dual cultivators. There are also plenty of mysteries in this story and endless twists, you can only read it to believe it! Join Ji Yuan, a typical arrogant young master and an anti-hero of his cultivation on his epic quest to become a 'Romantic Cultivator' in the dangerous world of cultivation as he explored its mysteries. In the Desolote Celestial Fraternity, there are 3 powerful forbidden palaces, the Evil Cultvation Palace, the Hundred Flower Divine Palace and the Water Melody Palace. Also there are 12 major celestial sects, the 7 major orthodox celestial sects and the 5 major unorthodox celestial sects. There are a total of seven celestial levels in order to cultivate as a celestial cultivator; Practitioner, Master Practitioner, Enlighten Celestial, Immortal Celestial, Golden Celestial, Golden Supremacy and Sacred Saint.

UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. -------- "Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, humans?" "True True…" In a bar, two middle-aged men talked and laughed as they discussed the recent rumour they heard. Seeing those two, a drunk old man shook his head as he sighed. "Ignorance is bliss indeed…" "These younglings do not know what the real fear is… The vampires may have fallen… but my old bones still remember the days when they were in their prime…" The old man sobered up in an instant and his body shuddered in fear as the memories of the long-forgotten horror appeared in his mind. He then took a deep breath as he patted his trembling body and muttered. "I just hope that they are not back…" ... Vampire Slave Number 43, or the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, learned about the history between the humans and the Vampires and it filled him with rage and hatred. Nonetheless, he was helpless to do anything. After years and years of suppression, the Vampires have become the weakest race in the world. However, lady luck seemed to be on his side as Azriel found an ancient jar filled with mysterious blood that will not only change his, but his race's destiny as well. This, will be the story about the rise of the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, and the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire. ... Warning: This novel is not a 'Quick Happy Pill' where mc becomes op easily and then overpowers anyone he faces. If you want to read something like that, you can read my other book. Neither is this book a one-man show, there will be people supporting MC from behind and they will be better than mc in certain areas. MC will need their help constantly. Of course, he will still be the main focus of this story. Another thing, The MC has to fight a whole race, being soft-hearted isn't an option, nor he is soft-hearted. He will kill, and he will kill without any guilt. He will also kill innocents, he will kill women, children, old, and young, he will kill anyone and everyone, because, This is a War. A Bloody War. The story will contain gore, torture, killing innocents, and explicit sex scenes, you have been warned. No Rape No NTR. ... English is not my primary language, however, I can assure you that you won't face any major problems with grammar, If you do notice an error, just comment on it and I will remove it. I'll be counting on you all for that. ... This cover does not belong to me, if it's yours, just tell me and I will remove it, or credit you for it, whatever you wish. You are the boss! ... Also, do check out my other book, Supreme Harem God System (R18) if you want to read something cultured. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/xMFzy48Kj8

Hello there readers I hope you enjoy this story about and about the funniest way to find love though music.????

You guys are probably like wtf? why should i read about the life on an author? Well let me tell you, that the life as an web novel author is one of the funniest things you can become and I'll show you what we do and say.

[Entering WPC 270 pls make sure to vote!] I was scared. As of the moment I was in a virtual reality world and so far if the notice board was correct 100 people had died. I was quietly playing a VR game when it suddenly shut down and the funniest thing was that I could get my headset off. I had yet to choose my class but.. I had a feeling is better choose fast.

Tatsuya Maruyama is a success lawyer. Alexander Kougami is genius physic teacher. Carlos Takamasa is the womanizer scriptwriter. Leonardo Shibasaki is the cold hand oncology surgeon. David Kajima is the funniest comedian of the year. Kris Aikawa is the funky business man. They all have the same problem about woman. --- Mereka memang sukses dalam pekerjaan mereka, tapi untuk masalah perempuan, jangan ditanya. Nol besar. Hingga akhirnya satu per satu di antara mereka menemukan jalannya. Semua berawal dari Fons Cafe, tempat dimana mereka semua selalu berkumpul untuk bercanda tawa hingga kehilangan kesadaran. Berteman sejak masa sekolah, menjadikan mereka berenam selalu paham satu sama lain, dan hingga pada akhirnya satu per satu di antara mereka pun memutuskan untuk mulai melangkah dan mencari pasangan hidupnya. Akankah mereka akan tetap kompak seperti biasanya ?

" I love you Mei Lin" .. she had his voice fading further and the lost consciousness. "Ahhh !!!...what in the nut.. f*ck why id my head throbbing"........ ..... Mei Lin is a beautiful young woman who was met with love at an early age ... but just as any road, her road of love was too bumby and rocky ... Will she be able to overcome everything that will come into her way .. .. Mei Lin's storyline.... is one of the funniest and saddest life story Note: this is inspired by a true story all names are changed

Elsa bells is Jayden's competent secretary who has a crush on him since high school and till now but unfortunately for her, the boss is a playboy. The funniest part is that he knows about her affection and since he doesn't reciprocate it or even wants to love, he tries to make her working for him unbearable. He also stopped loving because of a dark past that has been hurting him and tries to cover it up by fvcking around. She also wants to go on a quest to make him a changed person but what happens when she becomes changed instead of changing? Will she be able to be change and heal his dark heart?

Melissa This scene made me envious, and at that moment, I wished to also have someone who would love me. Someone who would leave his comfort zone and make an exception for me. Just like any other girl, I also yearn for a relationship. One without heartbreaks. A lifetime kind of love. I know that heartbreak is inevitable, that there are no beds of roses for being in love but still hope and wish to get someone loyal. Max And we met again, unexpectedly, in the coffee shop. The funniest thing is that every time I was in a cranky mood is when our paths would cross. Was it really fate? I was only joking, knowing that she had politely denied me her number without sounding proud and elitist. The shock on her face was priceless, and just like that, my bad mood disappeared as I found myself a fun companion. I loved how she would switch personality so fast without even knowing it. At the first meeting, she was this goofy kind of girl, at the town square, a shy girl but clever not to sway off, then at the coffee, her words still ring in my ears like a seduction from a goddess. *** "You said the first meeting is considered an accident, the second meeting a coincidence?" It was more of a statement than a question, and I could not help but wonder why he suddenly asked that question. "Yeah..." I answered hesitantly, not knowing what he was driving at. "Then what about a third meeting? Fate?" He asked, my heart picking a beat. *** Melissa is a hardworking, passionate young lady who lives alone with her kindhearted and adamant grandmother who always insists on her to get a boyfriend. Melissa, bothered by her grandmother's constant nagging, ends up lying to her grandmother, giving her the description of the guy, she saw in the bus and telling her that he's, her boyfriend. Little did Melissa know that she was going to cross paths with the same guy and slowly fall for his charms and sweet talk.

So 4 people are here- George , Fredrick , Sammy and Randery. Fredrick is the funniest one here. George the wise one. Sammy and Randery are the "cool" ones. They are the boys who never ever thought about doing stuff like- helping people , being kind or passionate(except for eachother , they can do anything for eachother). George sees them but stays quite all the time because he knows that at the end of the day- they will do what they want. one day a these boys meet a nobody scientist. This scientist lost his job because he always did whatever he wants and never listened to his seniors He always used to give his ideas for making different types of things- which only he could think of. people thought of his ideas as cheap and lame. But after meeting those bad boys , Both the scientist's and the boys life totally changed. They discovered that the scientist had invented a time machine. But this machine had one problem- It could only go to the future and not the past. The scientist was working on it and told the boys not to touch it. Out of curiosity , The boys didn't listen and went on the time machine for "fun" George didnt wanted to come but he just came because he didnt wanted the boys to attract trouble (which they always do) As soon as they reach in the 23rd century , they notice flood all over the place. the sun had literally stopped shining , there were no trees anywhere left and the earth was cracking. This was none other than a nature's attack. Everyone in the 23rd century including them were in grave danger. Will the boys be able to save the people from the "Nature's Attack?" ________ The book is on a pause for one week. _________ Status - Serialising _________ Be sure to check out my other novels- The Adventures Of The Detective Lara How To Study Effectively

# OVERPOWERED FEMALE LEAD #NOVEL FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO SWITCH GENDER NORMS!# #female lead is most powerful even more stronger than male lead # TOP/ DOMINANT FEMALE LEAD AND BOTTOM/SUBMISSIVE MALE LEAD OVER POWERED FEMALE LEAD TROPE. MAIN COUPLE:- female x male side couple:- boyxboy •°•°•°•°•°• INTRO ~ Astrid lives in the elf tribe with his mother since childhood he would often dream about golden eyes silver haired wolf the dreams were strange always leaving him anxious but each time he touched his silver earring on his right ear it would strangely give him comfort he had heard about how his parents along with him wanted to return to elf tribe due to onslaughter of elf's living in isolation at that time but sadly they were ambushed by the pack of Wolf's his father died while protecting them. Astrid has no memories of his father nor what happened that time he was just a newborn but since that incident was quite traumatic he considered that the cause behind his nightmares was that incident but is it really the truth? his leisure was bent upside down when he was kidnapped by a dangerously handsome werewolves girl. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY ROMANTIC SCENARIO ONLY IF SHE WASN'T A WOLF! Instead of feeling the pink bubble of love he was drinched with cold Nile river water the only thing he fears, the only fear deeply embedded in his bone is werewolves! he never thought he would be this unlucky to have met one right away when he had just stepped outside the tribe one foot.he regrets taking that one foot out (ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ) MOMMA COME SAVE YOUR BABY BOY! what more her eyes and hairs were same as he would see in his dreams he felt like he was walking on thin line of life and death but he had no intention of becoming the expensive meal box of this magnificent and giant beast just as he was weighing his options for survival he heard the most funniest joke of century. Jinx "You are my mate. " Astrid "hahaha...nice joke " jinx "....... it's not a joke" Astrid "......." ohh shit! Author " hehe looks like you'll be a different kind of meal " Astrid "....." shut up! . UPDATE: DAILY ONE CHAPTER. *NOTE: this work contains smut with ml/ml as a side couple and top fl x bottom ml. [NOTE :- THE IMAGE USED ON Cover belongs to me as it's ai generated.]

You see, not everyone is transmigrated to become a 'protagonist' or 'antagonist'. Most people don't even have a 'purpose' and just go with the flow thinking they are in control. Even many of the 'protagonists' pursue being "able to control their own destiny". They seem like the dazzling moon in the sky shining brighter than all the other stars, even when the stars are much bigger and brighter, just because it is close to us. If one can see the big picture though, then one can see how small they truly are, how small their conflicts, worldviews, ambitions, and pride are. Ryuman has thought of such things many times before. Mostly during post-nut clarity that is. One fine day he says his final goodbyes to his world and hello to a new one. In this world, he gains enough strength to live the life he always wanted. The life of a salted fish! *ahem* Sorry, the life of a strong bigshot, absolutely not that of an unambitious sloth, who just wants to chill out and laze around. Here we will learn of the chronicles in this new strange world. Mostly Ryuman's life as a salted fi... LEGENDARY SECLUDED MASTER. Auther's prescription- This will probably be a long novel, so you can read it together with other novels when you want a break from the other one as a refreshment. This is my first work and I am no Shakespeare. So I would appreciate constructive advice. I am not the funniest author out there but, my work should be one of the chillest ones. Just relax.

One of the female lead, Akshita, whose english name is Lisa, is a youth icon. She is the World famous and the most mysterious engineer, the princess of engineering, the queen of Maths and English, the mysterious goddess of writers, and the mysterious vice chairman of GD Group of Companies. While the another female lead, Myra, whose english name is Lina, is also a youth icon. She is the world famous and most mysterious business tycoon, the CEO of Singhania groups. Above all the two female leads are best friends. There is a world famous Pop dance group of boys in New York, called KOP, King of Pop. There are 6 boys in the group. There are three best friends in the group, and they are KT, the dance genius, main vocalist of the group, the main dancer in the group, and he is the centre of the group, other one is MJ, the dance genius, another best dancer of the group but his performance is less than KT, and he is the group leader, and another one of the three BFFs is DN, the richest guy, the funniest guy, the childish guy of the group. The six of the group are the most popular idol's among the people of all ages. Of course they are the idols of our female leads. After a fen meeting they met privately, than they made friendship among eachother. Gradually they fell in love with each other, I mean KT and Lisa, and MJ and Lina. DN fell in love with Kira, whose real name is Varsha, is the chairman of GD Group of Companies, Kira also fell in love with DN. After that they married to each other. A misunderstanding separated them for two months and then again they get together and live happily ever after.