Aziraphale Squirting

A man is thrust into the depths of a twisted set of Trials that not only affect him, but the rest of humanity. If he fails: he receives Death. If he succeeds: he stands a chance of gaining access to the Knowledge of Mysteries of the Universe, the Power to rule Worlds, and the Secrets of Eternal Life. What choices will he make? Find out how a broken egoistic man rewrites his own Destiny. 100PS is an extra Chapter. 50GT is an extra Chapter. Update rate is 2 chapter per day, with chapters having 2000 to 3000 words per chapter. High word count is the reason why the price might be rated higher by Webnovel, so be warned. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excerpt ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Midas looked around only to hear those restless voices grow louder and louder. All the anger and frustration that the people around him were withholding finally found a way out. The vent was the green skinned lifeform that calmly stood in front of everyone in the square. Agitated people started crowding menacingly around the lifeform, almost as if they would be overcome with violence. "Wait, Wait, What the fuck are you talking about? We don't know who or what you are, and we don't care!" "Yeah! We wanna go home!" "Let us out!" "Yeah! You better let us leave or else we'll f" *BOOM* Right on sight, the heads of twenty odd people who were moving forward seemingly with the intent of stirring trouble all had their heads simultaneously explode. Jets of red blood squirted up from the exposed necks of those people, while the insides of their heads colored the outerwear of the bystanders around them. The steamy red blood immediately created a suffocating atmosphere. Screams and profanities abound as people attempted to move as far away from that green "demon". Some fell over on top of each other, crushing others in the process, others fell on the floor hyperventilating. A piece of flesh landed on Midas' face, but he hadn't even noticed as he was now trying to calm his heart rate while looking around trying to figure out if there was a way he could get away from this situation. "STOP!!", yelled the green lifeform while exuding a terrifying atmosphere about it, and immediately all in the area lost their ability to move or even speak. Midas had never felt such fear in his entire life. Every molecule of DNA in his body was telling him that at that moment in time, his life wasn't in his hands. All he could do was stay still and watch the green lifeform while his ears throbbed with the sound of his own racing heartbeat. "Now that I have your attention, let me continue with my explanation. I will explain this once and once only. The planetary body that you lower beings call 'Earth' has Awakened, and thus it has attained it's right to undergo Planetary Ascension. You all have been chosen by your planet and your performance from now on will determine what will happen to your home planet. If you succeed a whole new Universe will open up to you. Knowledge, and Wisdom that will teach you Evolution. However, If you fail, your planetary body will have it's right of existence revoked... That is … Death." "..." None of the Chosen could say anything at that moment, but their expressions held visions of disbelief, excitement, confusion and despair. Right then, there was a high pitched sound and almost immediately everyone realised that they could now move again. Many fell on the floor from their muscle strain and tense emotional states but that did not stop the green lifeform from continuing it's speech. "Well, it seems we're all on the same page. Now, let's begin the 7 Trials."

Evanna’s world came crashing down the moment the physician gave her mother 6 months left to live. But after discovering a long, lost secret hidden by the elves, the sheltered and naïve princess sets off on a quest to find the one item that could change the hands of fate. In order to do this, she must come face to face with the Flori, the heartless and deadliest of the elven kingdoms. Her plan disintegrates when she is caught red-handed in the elven kingdom, where the penalty for even crossing over to their land is death. However, the princess soon finds herself to be the shiny new toy for the cold-hearted elven prince to play with; determined, she does what she must to survive. Will she be able to escape from his clutches and make it home in time to help her mother, or will she find herself falling deeper into the elven world he introduces her to? [ COMPLETED ] *** SNEAK PEAK *** [ MATURE CONTENT ] "Do you know what we do to thief's here, Evanna?" She placed her fork of meat down on the plate soundlessly, her attention still on the king. Evanna subconsciously held onto the knife still. "No, your highness," Evanna replied politely. The king glanced at the prince, and she followed his gaze. "We chop off their hands," The prince finished. Evanna watched and pulled her hand back in time for the prince's knife to slam into the table where her hand was placed. She gasped; another hand had been stabbed, sticking them to the wood. A loud yelp sounded from behind her. Within a flash, the prince stood up, pulled a sword out from his side, and swung it down on the man's wrist, dismembering the hand from his body. Blood squirted out and coated the table before her, along with her plate of food. The man fell back, wailing and holding his wrist. Evanna watched in shock as the guards came forwards and dragged him away. She looked back at the prince, who was wiping his blade with a handkerchief nonchalantly before sheathing it. Her attention was brought back to the king, who continued to eat as though nothing had happened. "Just remember that the next time you wish to steal from us." The king said lightly as he relaxed his cutlery and stared at Evanna, "You may be my son's new plaything, dressed up to look pretty, but do not fool yourself into thinking that he will release you once he is bored of you. You took something of great importance to him." ------------------- DISCLAIMER: *MATURE CONTENT* Graphic Violence Strong Language Sexual Content Attempted Rape *This is a slow burn book and is still ongoing* ----------------- Book Cover Design: I own the book cover so please do not use it :) Artwork illustrated by @if.__art Graphic design done by @katielord.designs Both found on Instagram^^ ------------------- Support me on Instagram: @kelly_starrz or join me on discord where you can chat to me/ ask questions: Kelly_Starrz#5020 Discord server: https://discord.gg/MHMdRRqUYa --------------------

*COMPLETED* "If you don't believe me, then follow the family rules." Her eyes closed as she faced her fiancé's accusations and distrust. She inwardly convinced herself. 'This is the last time I'm giving my heart to you, Peter. If you choose her, then we are over.' With a blade in his hand, he charged forward. He watched as the sharp tip of the weapon meets her soft, porcelain chest. Shocked by her unmoving body, he pulled the blade away from the broken skin. Her white top was dyed scarlet while the blade had already dropped to the floor, making a "clang" sound. "Why didn't you dodge?!" Peter Sin attempted few steps forward to apply pressure on her wound. It hurt, but she held in her cries. Blood squirted to his sleeve and shirt when he forced the blade out of her wound. Holding the bloody mess near her heart, a broken smile cracked on her face as she retreated away from the man in front of her. "At the end, you still chose her words over mine. You've never believed in me, but it doesn't matter anymore. Let's break up. Even if we pass by each other in the future, we'll be nothing but strangers." He tried approaching her again, but failed as she strode backwards in larger steps than before. "Mister Sin, goodbye." "Selina!" He screamed, but held back from chasing after her lonesome figure. His heart was a mess as he fell onto the ground and stared at the blood stain on his clothes. __________________ Selina Gu drove straight home where she had prepared herself to announce her failed engagement to her mother, Katrina Gu. Pressing her wound, she slowly leaned against the wall to bring herself to the living room where her mom's voice echoed loudly. Selina: "So, all my life..I've been nothing but a chess piece. Are you done with your game?" Katrina: "...Daughter." Selina: "Daughter? Do you know how many years and efforts I've wanted to hear you call me daughter? But all this is fake. Just an act. I've always convinced myself I'm the one who could do better because I wanted to hear a compliment from you. But you? You've forced me to the edge and suffocated me!" _____________________ Katrina: "It's mother's fault! Don't jump. I'm begging you!" Bryan (Selina's brother): "Did you get bullied? Brother will protect you. Please, come back down! It's dangerous to stand at the edge! You don't know how to swim!" "I don't want to play this game anymore. I'm tired of my life. Didn't you want revenge? I'll complete it for you. Sorry, brother." Selina fell forward with her eyes closed. She didn't struggle as she desired to forget everything. ___________________ Assistant: "Mister Hui, after multiple investigations, we have confirmed that the girl you have been searching for is Selina Gu." _________________ Awakening from her coma after a month later, Selina woke up hearing a familiar voice by her side. Although she couldn't recognize him, her instincts told her he wasn't going to harm her. "Selina! You're awake!" Jason Hui tossed his laptop to the table, ditching the video meeting he was in and hugged her. "Does it hurt anywhere? Are you thirsty? Hungry? I'll go get a doctor!" He spat out countless questions, confusing her greatly. ________________ Jason held her hands, "It's okay if you don't remember me. As long as I remember our promise, that's all it matters. I won't let anyone hurt you anymore." _________________ "Jason Hui!" "Wife, if you're not happy about something you just have to say it. No need to shout. You'll get a sore throat." Selina pointed to the rubber band on the counter, "I forgot to tie my hair, but my hands are dirty from marinating meat. Do you know how to tie girl's hair?" A minute later, a messy ponytail was created and Selina looked at him with a speechless expression. Noting to himself on his calendar, he typed, "Learn how to do wife's hair." Image in book cover does not belong to me. All credits to the author of image in book cover.

The world has many faces, Some shine bright, While others hide in the dark. No one shows their true face, Coz to do that would be dangerous, For what is seen can also be known~ A gash of radiant light broke throughout the cauldron black sky, warm molten red blood squirting from the open wounds carried horror in it, the clattering sound of the swords that were going neat on each other's throats, The screams of agony and whimpers of pain were eye pleasing to the man that stood tall on the smoking ruins that were littered with bodies, calmly walking through the mountain of the brutally mascaraed corpse the man stared down the pesky creatures with a gaze akin to that of a lord of wrath. "Justice shall be served" the vanquishing voice echoed through the battlefield wavering the arrows zipping through the air and the clashing swords, dead silence hung over the ruins, Miserable humans gazed with a last ray of hope in their eyes "Indeed justice shall be served……… For myself!!" His maniac laugh destroyed every bit of hope the creatures carried "And for the rest of you? There will not be any tranquillity! I shall have no mercy" Raising his hands into the air he formed a sphere of pitch black and scarlet red energy. "This is the day humans will regret their birth, and heavens, their existence" Nothing but ashes remain on that fateful day……….. This went par to the patience of the heavens, Close at hand to claim his never-ending revenge with humans, he fought over to the end destroying every place and every soul. The heavens couldn't allow it, the only choice was to enter the battle with this being to prevent the disaster for the entire mankind. What now?? After all, the being was but a mere human who was overpowered by demonic energy and evil cultivation. "A war between a raging evil cultivator and the heavens!!!" _______________________________ The beginning of the story is slow-paced, As it focuses on the detailed back story, character development, tragic twists and turns, The story might get dark from time to time, so please bear with it. Disclaimer: I recently came across some comment that said it's been a while since they tasted pure fantasy novels as the system and reincarnation are in trend so here I'm trying my best to avoid it all and keep this as just a cult fantasy novel. This is a story free from the system, and the concept of transmigration and reincarnation, ML here solely levels up by working on his skills and gaining knowledge and improving his wisdom. If you are willing to continue with the story then reading prologues is a must for you…. But this doesn't mean I might not write systems or reincarnation novels …..in the future I might write novels that involve systems, reincarnation and transmigration…. But that has nothing to do with this one … Please stop by and give it a try….. Honest critics would be appreciated…… ps; cover picture doesn't belong to me, credit goes to the owner......

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After struggling for three years in the apocalypse, because of her mother's act of kindness, Ji Wanwan and her family were harmed by their so-called relatives and died horribly to the countless gnashing of zombies. When she opened her eyes, she was back three days before the apocalypse began. At this time, she had awakened the Super Shelter System. While everyone was engulfed in the zombie crisis, Ji Wanwan was lying flat in the refuge, collecting rent and recruiting underlings... When her enemies came knocking and her softhearted family once again tried to morally blackmail her into taking in those relatives, Ji Wanwan said— We're not close, stop claiming relations! Want to stay? Sure! Hungry? Sure! Want to freeload? No way!!! What? Still want to cause trouble? Then let the underlings throw the troublemakers out, offering them as a human flesh gift package to the zombies outside the shelter! This time, Ji Wanwan made it clear that she lacked virtues in her life, so nobody should even think about morally blackmailing her! In her refuge, she made the rules! But wait, what's up with these underlings? Max-level Water Element Superpower big shot: Wanna play with water? Carrying a water gun and squirting zombies, the kind that doesn't make a peep? Max-level Gold Element Superpower big shot: Do you like gold? I'll take the crystal cores from the zombies and make gold jewelry for you! Max-level Wood Element Superpower big shot: Like orchids? Fine, I'll make the zombies' heads outside grow full of orchids! Max-level Fire Element Superpower big shot: Want to see fireworks? I'll blow up all the zombies outside for you! Max-level Earth Superpower big shot: Zombies too ugly, hurting your eyes? Bury, just bury them! If they're buried underground, you won't see them! Max-level All Elements Superpower big shot: Step aside, let me handle this! Ji Wanwan: "......"

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[Mature Content 18+] For Adeline, her days as an admirable Nobel lady now seemed a million years away as she worked as a squirt to a black smith.

It was something that Lissa had wanted ever she laid eyes on their newly appointed supervisor over the small but continuously growing company that she works for. He's gorgeous as hell. And everybody wants him. Sometimes, Lissa even thinks about whenever she 'plays' with herself. But of course, everything that she fantasies will remain as a fantasy. That supervisor of hers is bisexual and prefers to do the deed with men. But that's until she hears a little something from a little birdie when she went to the cafeteria to buy a snack. Rumors really spreads fast like a wildfire. And so, her adventure begins. WARNING! WATERSPORT, SQUIRTING AND BDSM if these topics bring you discomfort, then do not read. But if you enjoy reading it cause you're kinky like me, then enjoy!!!!

Alex was a member of the hero’s party, but his unconventional lust for sex brought him into a bizarre situation. After sleeping with so many women that he lost count, the system decided to reincarnate him as a Lewd Succubus Queen! But, as the news of a new Succubus Queen reached the hero, Alex, now renamed Alexis must grow stronger and gather allies to survive his former crew. Though, she can’t help to have some lewd fun once in a while, especially when she’s a Succubus! *** Disclaimer: This novel is only for the ages 18+. It contains heavy smut, but there is a lot of progression and plot too. What to expect: - Around 20% smut 80% plot - A lot of adventure and exploration - A decent amount of action with unique fighting styles - A big harem where no one is left out - Gender bender with occasional futa or tentacles - No piss, scat or taboo kinks - The overall atmosphere and tone is quite ecchi - There are images of the landscape and characters. NSFW images and sex scenes are available on my Patreon. *** Read up to seven chapters ahead and have full access to HD NSFW Illustrations on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/squidball *** Tags: Hentai | Girl's love | Futanari | Tentacles | Succubus | Devil Queen | Devil King | Ecchi | Anime | Fetish | Cum | Grool | Squirting | Feet | Big Tits | Small Tits

Confessions of a Woman: There are things as women that we just can't seem to voice. The curiosity that flows in the air as the milk duds of passion squirt amongst the mixed. Join Trisha, Darlene, Estelle, and Jenn on the erotic journey of confessions of an intimate woman. Chocolate makes most things sweet, holds them in place, and assists in your release. Join the girls and learn their secrets.

When life gives you lemons what do you do? Make lemonade? Of course not. You squirt it in the eyes of your enemies. So naturally Azumi shouldn't spend time fixing her life problems. She shouldn't even bother finding a lover, getting a job, or looking after children of her own. No what she should do is join the void and escape all her life problems. And that's exactly what she does.

*UNDER REVISION* This is a sequel of both my books, 'That One Flight' and ' Love In Belgrade', I'd recommend you reading them first (if you haven't) to make the storyline more clear. *This book has some explicit content* BOOK THREE from the 'O'Neill Series'. *EXTRACT FROM THE STORY* I look through my phone again and I see that Ana has texted me. I smile as I read through her messages. Ana: Hey, are you asleep, if so, I am sorry if I woke you up. I just wanted to say that I love you. Ana: And I miss you so much. Too much. Then I see she sent me another message, a short while after her last one. Ana: James, are you okay? Please text me whenever you can. I love you. I can feel my heart is beating faster. James: Hey baby, I am fine. But I'll be better if you were here beside me in my bed. ;) James: How is my birthday girl? James: Ana, I miss you so fucking much too baby. Just the thought of you makes me go so hard. I can't wait until I see you again, kiss you again, hug you again, lick you again, eat you again... fuck you again. Fucking hell, I need to see her, but in person. Ana: You know that me getting wet, plus being out in public does not go together all that well ;) She is wet? Fuck me... James: I am going to make you rain the next time I see you, that is my promise to you ;) Ana: That is not helping my leaking problem, you know that? James: I know... I am just saying what I will do to you the next time I see you. Ana: James! You are going to make me squirt in public... James: Oh... I can't let that happen... Ana: Thank you god... James: You can only squirt for me, only on me.

Before anyone knew it the world had changed. It all started when an unnatural phenomenon occurred, the sky was sprayed red, literally. No more than ten minutes the change or rather evolution initiated. The laws of the planet earth and its habitants were flipped upside down. Common sense was no more. Fantasy became reality. Those that failed to evolve, were zombified. Just as the sky was squirted red, the earth is to be dyed crimson. AND ZOMBIES WILL LEAD THE CARNAGE!!!

Lui Shirosagi is a cold hearted blader who cares about nothing and no one, except for himself and his bey. But what if he makes an agreement with his enemy? How will his life change? Valt Aoi has a plan for him, but Lui doesn't realise what the young bladder's doing until it's too late. This plan requires sacrifice, and Lui's more than prepared to make them. But what about everyone else? And why did the wonder boy ask the white tyrant to do it all, anyway? "Hey, Lui?" "Yeah, what's up?" "Thank you." "For what?" "For making my friends happy instead of hurting them." "No problem, squirt. And you know what? You're not that bad." "Neither are you." "Do you think we're going to survive all of this?" "Without a doubt."

Lui Shirosagi is a cold hearted blader who cares about nothing and no one apart from himself and his bey. He lacks respect for anyone who he doesn't seem as worthy, and that privilege is only given to a select few. So what would happen if he were to strike up a deal with someone we all thought was his enemy - someone we all thought he despised? In what will life change, not only for him, but for everyone? Valt Aoi has a plan for him, but Lui does not expect to be played by a blader we all thought was an idiot. And if he ever does realise, is there any point in going back? But this plan requires sacrifices, and it seems that Lui is more than prepared to make them. The thing is, he was wrapped in his own little world, and forgot about everyone else. You would think that it wouldn't matter, right? The only thing that matters to the flame-haired boy. But when history threatens to repeat itself, Lui starts to notice, and it brings back unwanted for the heartless blader. So why did the wonder boy ask the white tyrant to do it all? What did either of them gain? And was it really worth the pain? I am the Nameless Murasaki, and I will be leading you through this story. Just keep in mind that the ones who have felt the most pain have a beautiful heart or become heartless. Does that put anyone in a brand new light? "Hey, Lui?" "Yeah, what's up?" "Thank you." "For what?" "For making my friends happy instead of hurting them." "No problem, squirt. You know what? You're not that bad." "Neither are you." "Do you think we're going to survive all of this?" "I have no doubt about it."

(Warning : May be difficult for some readers to read. Not much mature content but a very romantic love.) Love? It's not so easy thing to start with after all, not so easy to talk and not at all easy to describe. . . . The squelching and slamming sounds of flesh against eachother fueled their hearts. The heavy breaths and rapid heart beats echoed in the room. The sticky fluids and sweat squirting through narrow holes regardless the chilly room with air conditioner. The twitching and shivering are the only talks left behind under the sheets. The loud moans and negligible groans in pleasure checked out to the living room. The ramming into the hole is beyond description. The pleasure eloping the pain is the only glitch. . . . I don't understand him. He makes me wear clothes when he takes them off. He makes me talk when he silence me with his intense kisses. He makes me wear panty when he peeks behind them. He brings me chocolate when he don't let me eat it. He don't like to eat chocolate but apply on my body and licks it. Is he licking the chocolate or me? He zips my zipper on dresses when he takes it off himself whenever he wants. He don't want me to go out but he take me out with all long dresses. BACK MAN AND HIS TOUCHES Ever wondered, the person you love, loves you from back. Won't allow you to touch him. Won't allow you to look at him while he is making love to you. But he loves you unconditionally. To say more precisely, he can give up his life for you. But... The desire inside you is horsing up from the depths of your heart. The desire to monopolize him. The desire to touch him to your heart's content. The desire see him when he is in deep love with you. Then, how to describe this kind of love? Will you give up to his fantasy and proceed with him? Or will you revolt and make him strangle with your touches and looks? What to say? Will agony engulf you or anger?