Butch Buttercup

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

This is just small collection of amateur novels and short stories. It's not some long romantic or drama like book, just small stories of one or two chapters. If there is something that doesn't make sense please point it out to me so I can make the stories better. I would really appreciate your positive criticism, so please don't be shy if there is a problem with what I write. I'm a slow writer, like really slow, so please don't expect me to release once a week, I only going to release stories when I got an idea and managed to get it into words. Thank you for reading my stories. 1. Rain forest - It all started the first time I met her. Or more specifically it started with the war. The war between the nations of Eloise and Cemnen. It was awful, it's the simplest way to explain it. Hundreds of thousands died or went missing, which meant that the army had to "call" or force more and more to join the army. And it was to one of those selections of soldiers, that I met her and her father, my general lieutenant.

The heart being exposed to so much pain can either blossom into a more beautiful flower or degrade into a vast wilderness of thorns and briers with nothing but tombstones to commemorate the lives of all the fallen heroes, that is love, peace, joy etc.

A murder mystery changes the lives of the Carter brothers. In pursuit of the truth the Carter brothers change their opinions on life. They learn to love, to trust and also to hate someone. Owen Carter, the eldest among the brothers hates superficial girls who lust after him. Mrs. Parker is his new secretary whom he had selected after a lot of consideration because he believes that she is meticulous and mature. But who knows that the actual scenario will be veryyyy much different. *********************** "Mrs. Parker.... Please tell the planning department to submit another proposal. Tell them... Stress my words!!! Tell them not to burn a hole in my pocket by submitting these kind of proposals another time". Mrs. Parker stood there for a long time before asking carefully, "Sir, You did not tell which pocket? the left one or the Right one? the front ones or the back ones?" "............." Owen questions his thoughts on his life. ************************* Blake Carter enjoys life to the extreme. He believes that he is born for the sake of girls. ************************* Blake believing in his charms goes to the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. In the bar he approaches the girl by donning his most charming smile. "Hey babe.. Do you mind if I take a seat?" Without waiting for her answer he approaches a chair opposite to her. She stretches her legs and places them on it. When he try to sit on the chair beside her, she pours the drink in her hand on it. When he try to take the last chair shamelessly she gets up leisurely. "All yours...." Arya left after playing with him. Blake's confidence is shaken for the first time in his life. ************************* Max Carter is a shut in. He hates when people invades his privacy the most. ************************** Max is changing in his room. He takes off his Tshirt and is about to take off his pants when he hears a sharp shriek. He is shocked to see a girl in his wardrobe. And then he became furious. "What are you doing????" he roared at his new neighbour. "I came to see whether you are a pervert." Ms. Arnold says righteously. "........" Max is speechless. 'You are the one who ran into my apartment. You are the one who hid in my wardrobe. And lastly you are the one who was watching while I was changing. Why am I the pervert here?' **************************** The three brother's choices of life are questioned by the three women and their lives become a three ring circus. Will they accept Love when it comes knocking on the door? Or they push aside love and escape the torment. ............................................................................................................ Eliza goes missing one day in mysterious circumstances. Later the news that Eliza is dead brings devastation upon her family. Her family blames Eliza's friend, Buttercup. Can Eliza's murder mystery be unraveled? Who is the murderer? Who is Buttercup? What is her relation with the three women? Can she extract revenge from Eliza's murderer? Read my novel to know the secrets. This novel is a compilation of mystery, Fun, Love and revenge. Give this novel a chance guys.. Also guys I stress my words... the first 100 or so chapters will be purely fun. only later the mystery begins... the chapters maybe silly but who does not want to laugh a bit. right? please don't judge the book so early.. And give it a try...

Buttercup is a young girl who is on the run from her King, well also everyone. Why? Simply because she is probably the only happy girl left considering the king wants to rule his kingdom filled with sadness. Yes sadness, everyone had their happiness taken away from them just because the king can't fill happiness. Now Buttercup is the only onenfilled with joy but she also wants everyone to be happy, join her on her journey to bring happiness to the world!

After a terrible misfortune befalls her, Jenna Herms makes the decision to pursue her childhood dreams of becoming an FBI agent. But she doesn't know that when she makes this decision old stories from before she was born are about to reappear endangering the people she loves the most. It is therefore up to her to do everything to protect them.

the mc gets adopted by a rich mobster woman because she needs a male in the family to be respected by the mob the mc Butch also lives with more or less porn logic just for him

"How dare you? How could you scold our princess?" the father scolded the boys. Just then the mother and their princess returned from the kitchen with the cake. Their princess was busy munching on the cake while the boys were being scolded for disciplining their little sister. "But dad! I was not the one who scolded her!" Aarav exclaimed, feeling unfair. "On the first day itself, she punched two people, dad!" Aarnav exclaimed as well. "Well, I don't see what wrong she did. They troubled her and she taught them a lesson. As simple as this." The replied, relaxing his posture. The boys moved towards the seating and sat down beside the father. "But father-" Aarnav started when he cut in between by his elder brother, Aarav "Violence isn't an answer every time mom and dad." "Agreed, violence isn't an answer. Buttercup, you need to learn this. It's your own brothers, they love you a lot. Listen to them, okay?" The mother sweetly explained to her daughter. "Yes, mother" she pouted and agreed.

This story is all about teenage love which blooms in a so-called competition. Innocence is an advantage. .and you'll find out why. Everyone needs love, attention. Rejection is always part of life, every individual has their own way of coping up with happiness and loneliness. Find out on how will RED and BLUE...discover the different faces of life. Including LOVE and FRIENDSHIP .

This is a couple short stories that I write in my free time

Finding Back Home with My Step Brother " follows the journey of a young girl named Yana, whose life takes an unexpected turn when her parents separate. To protect her from the upheaval, Yana's mother hides her away. As time passes in seclusion, Yana's world shifts when she meets her crush, a charming young man named Kiel, completely unaware that he is her stepbrother. Their initial encounter sparks an instant connection, and an irresistible romance blossoms between Yana and Kiel. United by shared interests and a deepening affection, they navigate the thrill of newfound love, oblivious to the familial ties that bind them. As their relationship deepens, coincidences and shared experiences gradually hint at a hidden connection between them. Clues from their pasts begin to surface, eventually leading to a shocking revelation-they are step-siblings. Yana and Kiel must confront the truth that threatens their love and decide whether to let go of their feelings or co konfront the complexities of their intertwined family history. "Fictional Cast Yana Kate Marquez ( Main Cast ) Ezekiel Montenegro( Main Cast) Elizabeth Marquez (Yana's mother) Edward Mediano (Father of Yana) Cynthia Montenegro(Kiel's Mother) Jessa Montenegro (Kiel's Sister) Butch Gonzalez ( Yana's Friend) Mitch Belmonte(Yana's Friend) Tristan Dalman(Kiel's Friend) Marlon Calda(Kiel's Friend) Megz Resco(Kiel's Friend)

Hey there, readers! I've got something really special for you today - my brand new novel, "The Apollo Twins." This is a project that's been brewing in my mind for ages, ever since I binge-watched "Top Boy" and got completely sucked into the world of British street crime. [Yeah, I know, I'm a bit obsessed. But hey, when inspiration strikes, you've got to roll with it, right?] So, what's the deal with "The Apollo Twins"? Well, imagine this: two brothers, Ethan and Alex Blackwood, kicking ass and taking names in the gritty, neon-soaked streets of Manchester. These guys are the real deal - born and raised in the shadows of the city's criminal underworld, they've clawed their way to the top through sheer grit, cunning, and a whole lot of busted knuckles. On the streets, they're known as "Reaper" and "Snowman" - Ethan, the hulking enforcer with fists like sledgehammers, and Alex, the cunning mastermind with a mind like a steel trap. Together, they're unstoppable. But when a drug deal goes south and the twins find themselves on the wrong side of, well, pretty much everyone, things get really interesting. Suddenly, they're caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse, with cops, criminals, and everyone in between hot on their heels. And that's where you come in, dear reader. I want you to join Ethan and Alex on this wild, adrenaline-fueled ride. I want you to feel every punch, every gunshot, every heart-stopping twist and turn. [And let me tell you, there's no shortage of blood and gore in this story. If you're squeamish, you might want to keep a bucket nearby. But if you're like me and you love a good, gritty, no-holds-barred crime thriller, then you're in for a treat.] I've poured my blood, sweat, and tears (okay, maybe just a lot of coffee and late nights) into making this story as raw, as real, and as gripping as possible. If you're a fan of bone-crunching action, complex characters, and plots that keep you guessing until the very last page, then "The Apollo Twins" is the book for you. [And if you're wondering why I decided to write this story, well... let's just say that "Top Boy" really got under my skin. I couldn't stop thinking about the world of British street crime, and I knew I had to put my own spin on it. So, I took the grit and the grime of "Top Boy," and I cranked it up to eleven. I added more stakes, more danger, and yes, a whole lot more blood. The result is a story that's not for the faint of heart, but one that I think will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.] Writing this novel has been a wild journey for me, and I can't wait for you to experience it too. I've put my heart and soul into every page, and I genuinely believe that it shows. So, if you're ready to dive into the seedy, dangerous, and utterly thrilling world of Ethan and Alex Blackwood, then buckle up, buttercup. It's going to be one hell of a ride. Thanks for giving "The Apollo Twins" a chance. I promise, you won't regret it. And if you do, well... I guess you can always use it as a coaster for your coffee mug. (Just kidding. Please don't do that. I worked really hard on this thing.) Alright, enough rambling from me. It's time for you to meet the twins. Happy reading, folks. And remember - keep your head down and your fists up. It's a dangerous world out there. Golden Essence

It's the year of our lord 1518, and I'm on a ship to Mexico. My sanity is hanging on by a thread, and only writing in my diary helps. This is life number three, and I'm back in my own world only 500 years or so in the past. Here is the kicker: the world is filled with soul-hungry spirits. I can see them in everyone, and I think sometimes I feel them crawling on me. Not all of it is bad; I have a knife, wood to carve, and a diary to write in. We are on a ship to Mexico, where we'll conquer the Aztec Empire if Buttercup Captain Alvarado's mare doesn't kill us all first. I'm not the only one she's managed to kick in the head. I managed to block off a closet, and there I have begun testing what I like to call the Malevolent Heavenly's influence on chi. The spiritual energy of the universe feels tainted, and I have no idea why. Something immeasurably significant that I can feel from hundreds of lightyears away is coming for Earth. Monsters are fighting over the souls of men and I have to stay in my lane or else feeling these creatures will drive me mad.

"Don't you see?" "See what?", muttered Buttercup. "Don't you see I'm not just human?" Buttercup, a school teen, trapped in a maze of revengence. How can she help someone who isn't ... human...

The yellow ball of fire changed to hues of orange, and then almost tangerine. It merged with the sky, like juice-mix dissolving in a glass of water. The clouds were cotton-candy, as though they blushed at the warm touch of the sun. Silhouettes of birds flew home across a sky that was now magenta; and the sun was half into the water, but its reflection in the sea made it look complete. The mauve of the dusky sky intensified, and in just a while, the biggest star had set, giving way to a thousand others.( Borrowed from Google, I hope readers don't mind, as it is my first time writing in my whole life apart from writing my examination papers) (Purely my writing) And the night was again lit by thousands of stars marking that whatever might be the situation their will be always light even in the darkest hours. Sound of waves splashing against the rocks and giving a tickling to their feet and dragging away the sand beneath their feet which made RAY and HOPE to cuddle up to eachother tightly. HOPE " RAY, my darling promise me that you will never leave me, always find me where ever I'm. I'll be always waiting for you no matter whatever happens to me" love, guilt, hope and gratitude filled her tone and even her eyes reflected the same. RAY " HOPE, my buttercup, my wife. I promise you that I will always find you and hug you no matter whatever life throws at us, I'll find and drag you back to me. Because RAY and HOPE are always meant to be together". ------- under the twinkling stars: RAY " HOPE! HOPE! HOOOOPE!!!!!. Where are you?? please don't play these kind of games with me. You promised me that you will wait for me. Hope please come back". Come and join RAY's journey to find his HOPE. To know more about Hope and their relationship, their romance. I hope readers finds it interesting and please do support this novel, guide and give lots of feed back and love too. So, that I can improve and reach to your expectations.

"I'll make you regret every second of your life for cheating on me." "Let's see who regrets buttercup. I'll make sure you lose all the intention for revenge and you come running back to my arms," He said grabbing my wrist and pinned me against the wall. Meet Avani Rae, she was known as a nerd back in high school which she isn't anymore. She changed so much that she can't recognise herself. Meet our ladies man, Brian Fernández. He got the looks that could charm anyone, the smile that could change anyone's mood and the voice that could turn on any woman.

Amanda Wilson is a lesbian butch whose hated from her childhood she grew up receiving she never received love from anyone not even her mother and father , her father left when she was born and focused on his mafia business . Amanda is starting university and her father is the one whose paying he came back after 18 years Amanda don't have a choice but to accept his offer because she doesn't have money now , property anything and she badly wants to relocate since everyone hates her . From elementary School , middle school and high school she was hated she never had a friend she doesn't know how it like to have a friend. She is always home starring at the walls blankly she lives an isolated life . The hate begin when her demon side started showing , she was only 2 years old when her mother called her a demon child at the age of 10 her eye colour changed her mother beat her and said all the horrible things then she wished she could fly and it happened a force pulled her she floated but she didn't fall from that day she knew she was different that why everyone hates her Her wish is to find someone who will see greatness in her.