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Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Weber was just another university student—until his secret got out. A secret that could end a war, tip the balance of power, and reshape the nation. But wielding it comes at a cost he refuses to pay. Now, hunted by those who want to use him and those who want him dead, Weber has two choices: run and lose everything, or fight and become the very monster he fears.

Dante Ashford, a brilliant 16-year-old orphan, lives in the shadows of a forgotten legacy. Once noble, now exiled to the lawless depths of The Shroud, Dante’s curiosity pushes him to unravel forbidden secrets buried beneath the city’s crumbling streets. His intellect and cunning draw the attention of criminals, nobles, and ancient forces alike. As he manipulates powerful factions and unearths long-lost magics, Dante unknowingly awakens something far greater than mortal men—the gods themselves. Now, with the world watching and fate shifting around him, Dante must decide whether to seize the power he craves—or risk losing everything in a war he never expected. The Ashen War has begun, and the only certainty is that the world will never be the same.

The year is 2025. A devout Christian named Arthur Bennett wins a lottery to participate in a revolutionary virtual reality experience at a high-tech company called Elysium. The program utilizes a unique VR pod to immerse users in a world based on a popular anime. As the other participants—a mix of personalities with varying degrees of anime knowledge—prepare to enter the simulation, Arthur remains the only one who has never indulged in anime. Upon entering this new world, he discovers an unsettling truth: pain is excruciatingly real, despite the creators' claims of a dampened pain response. He eventually finds himself trapped in prison, unable to log out, and demanding to be released from the program. Calls go unanswered, and the world of ninjas becomes a nightmare where hunger, thirst, hygiene, and even death are all real. Angered that he was deceived, he abandons all sense of logic and vows to become a villain no one would have ever anticipated.

Murder and war. That is the only thing known by the people in this world. Hundreds of years of endless slaughter. A futuristic society, where those capable of using mana are known as witches and wizards. Endless conflict, both internal and external. A young boy named Raiden-who attends one of the 7 grand magic academies which trains magicians for war- finds it increasingly harder to keep hold of his mission: Protect Kami, with every day, as the already tipping balance between magicians and non-magicians, teeters even more. Also on Royal Road!

Hundreds of people across the planet disappeared for a week before returning with no recollection of the phenomena. The media, government response was nonexistent, life carried on quickly. A month later inside the Japanese apartment home of Paige Stevens, an old friend considered long dead, appears. He remembers everything, even seeing Paige there too. She’s a big a part of it too. With what he has seen lies a warning. There's war brewing and it's about to boil over. Only, there's more to Paige than she ever imagined.

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Adrian thought he had bought a game. Instead, the game had bought him. When he booted up War Crown, he expected a night of strategy and conquest. What he got was a contract—one written in blood and bound by fate. His first world, Athenia, teetered on the edge of annihilation. Daemons from the void twisted nature into monstrosities, cities burned in endless rebellion, and a young emperor, Kael, stood alone against the tide. Victory wasn’t just an option. It was survival. The game had spoken: Clear Act 1 before the deadline, or be claimed by the game itself.

"Weak" suffer in the war, and "weak" can never have a happy life. I am maybe weak but I will trample all strongmen and become the strongest.

A descendant of a fallen werewolf dynasty unexpectedly chosen by primordial beings, must embrace his heritage and rally a fractured kingdom against avaricious invaders to prevent its utter destruction.

Once a kingdom known for its bravery and courage has now fallen to Fear and its Allies. It is up to the few who are brave enough to save their people from these strongholds. Watch as how one man brings light to a whole nation and see how one nation rises as a phoenix from the ashes. RAK CHASAK!!!

Xavier Candlelight is an extraordinary man with a keen mind and memory. He builds worlds with words and has developed an impeccable mastery of numbers and formulas. But his story is not just the success story of genius - it is also a novel of revenge, family ties, and a deepening obsession. In the shadow of a turbulent past, Xavier sets his own rules to restore the justice that was once taken from them. Though he skillfully hides his emotions, those who stand in his way quickly recognize the sharpness of his intellect. But fate will force Xavier to confront not only his past, but an even more dangerous future. Along the way, his destiny will lead him into both love and war.

Jasmine's War is a gripping tale of love, loyalty, and survival. Jasmine, a resilient young woman living a quiet life on her family farm, is content with the simplicity of her world—until a mysterious soldier named Caden arrives, carrying the weight of a dangerous secret. As a deserter from the king’s army, Caden is a man on the run, haunted by his past and hunted by the king’s relentless soldiers. Seeking refuge, he finds solace in Jasmine’s kindness, and over time, the two form a bond that transcends the chaos of the world outside. But as their connection deepens, so does the danger surrounding them. With soldiers closing in and a treacherous war looming, Jasmine and Caden must prepare to defend their home and their love. As they fight to protect one another, their world is turned upside down by the harsh realities of survival. In the midst of war, they are forced to confront their deepest fears, the horrors of the battlefield, and the difficult choices that could change the course of their lives forever. In a story where trust is as fragile as peace and love can be as dangerous as any battle, Jasmine and Caden must navigate the thin line between hope and despair, knowing that the ultimate war may not be on the battlefield, but within their heart

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He's done it. The hero Has slain the Demon lord, won the heart of the princess, and the Kingdom of Ether is saved. The question is... What does he do now? Follow Foster as he navigates a rocky political landscape, mourns his losses, and searches for his new purpose in life. This novel will contain some explicit scenes, but they will be few and far between and will NOT be the core aspect of the series. If you are looking for smut, look elsewhere.

"He is here emperor!"Said Bonaparte's assistant ,these words sent chills down the mighty emperors' spine . He was pointing at the land behind the mountains where a well armed army of 178,000 men marched forward with the drummers making their battle cries.All his men steadied their weapons ,they felt a tremble in the emperor's voice as he guided them on what to do . In this book we reimagine…. What if Napoleon Bonaparte never lost the battle at waterloo he instead retreated back to Paris and conquered the monarchy and reinstated himself as emperor once more. A bastard son of his later leads Germany in a war against the French and they faced in battle unknowingly .One of the best strategists facing off his son who has studied his tacts and is ready for him. Who will emerge victorious

After taking the lives of his bullies, Alan Andrews is drafted into the Navy SEALS, where he's thrust into a world of combat and survival. Forced to confront his past while navigating the brutal realities of war, Alan's journey becomes one of redemption, sacrifice, and the high cost of the battles both on and off the battlefield.

In the cold city of Tokyo, two prominent Royal Clans loathed each other—the Minamoto Clan and the Taira Clan. Each clan was forced to protect its sole heir with all its might while the other attempted to kill the rightful successor. Nevertheless, in the dark world they were born into, they found a way to comfort each other. Was it love? Or peace? Welcome to the world of the Shinobi. Welcome to the dark world of Japan.

Forged in the fire of insurrection, driven by ambition. The Blood Medal—a symbol of honor and loyalty—led Alex to the beer hall where a rebellion was set in motion, shaking the very foundations of Germany. He was not just a witness but a participant in the Putsch that made the Weimar Republic tremble—an event that would ignite an unprecedented transformation in the nation. But Alex is more than a soldier; he is a man destined to leave his mark. His goal? Not just Germany. Not just Europe. His sights are set on the entire world. Power isn’t about ideology—it’s about strategy. And technology will be his ultimate weapon. In the game of power, every choice comes at a cost. How far is he willing to go?

NDA cadet x MEDIA Academy pride and DANCE QUEEN An intense love story between Lian Feng, a top NDA cadet with a cold persona, and Shen Jiu, Media Academy's pride and dance queen. Fate brings them together after a chance collision, sparking an undeniable connection despite their vastly different worlds. Lian Feng, dedicated to his military life, struggles with his growing feelings for Shen Jiu, who's focused on her career. Will their worlds collide or will love find a way? Personal Note from the Author: I'm 100% sure you'll love this story if you don't, I'll bet $100!

Set in a dark, steampunk world where gods watch from above, a war rages between three races, and madness spreads like a plague—where is the light in this chaos? Light, once an ordinary young man, never expected to be reincarnated as the very first Ratkin in this grim world. His new race, considered mutants and servants of the dark gods, faces hostility from all sides. But fate grants him a lifeline: a system that allows him to build structures to train the Ratkin into various professions. From Ratkin Warplagues to Ratkin Gutter Runners and Ratkin Warlocks, Light must harness these forces to lead his people. Can he guide the Ratkin from the shadows and carve out a place in this unforgiving land? ... patreon.com/FuelbyRamen26

In a thrilling sci-fi adventure, Troy, an ordinary teenager, is thrown into an extraordinary battle when Barry, a mysterious guy from the future, arrives. Barry reveals that Troy is the chosen one, the only person capable of stopping the alien race known as the Kallunkas from conquering the universe. Equipped with powerful watches forged from Itemis, a mysterious element that grants superhuman abilities, Troy must master his newfound powers and confront unimaginable dangers. With the fate of humanity resting on their shoulders, Troy and Barry form an unlikely alliance and journey across time and space to outwit the Kallunkas. As they face fierce enemies and daunting challenges, their partnership becomes the universe's last hope for a future free from the tyranny of the Kallunkas.....

As the Princess of Yttrix, Gloria's life is anything but glamorous. From the moment she wakes, she is bombarded with reports, political requests, and the ever-watchful eyes of nobles and advisors. The world sees a poised and commanding royal, but beneath the surface, she is simply a young woman weighed down by duty. Between attending endless meetings, managing the affairs of the kingdom, and dealing with her eccentric maids, Gloria barely has time to breathe—let alone question the world around her. But when an old friend becomes a stranger and trusted allies drift apart, she begins to wonder: is this the life she was meant to lead, or merely the one she was forced into? In a palace where every word carries weight and every decision shapes the future, Gloria must navigate the expectations of royalty while searching for moments of peace in a life that rarely allows it.

Crime run's through the streets, Thugs run the streets, the cops are corrupt. Crime lords fight for territory, But what happens if one man fights back. What if one man could change the tides of the Crime War forever?

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

In a world where gods have abandoned mortals, an ancient prophecy foretells the rise of a warrior who will either save or destroy the empire. Riven Kael, once the exiled prince of Astra, now walks as a cursed warrior feared across the land. Branded with the Eclipse Seal, his fate is intertwined with a power so great it could reshape the world. Hunted by the empire that once betrayed him, he roams the battlefields as both legend and nightmare. But when he crosses paths with Lyria Vale, the empire’s deadliest assassin, everything changes. Sent to kill him, she instead finds herself drawn to the truth hidden behind his cursed eyes. Torn between duty and a growing forbidden bond, Lyria must decide: betray her kingdom or fight alongside the very man she was sent to kill. As war looms, dark forces rise, ancient secrets unravel, and the crimson eclipse signals the beginning of the end. The world watches as Riven and Lyria stand at the center of a storm that will either forge a new destiny—or burn everything to ash. The prophecy has awakened. The Eclipse has begun.