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Mcgee Wears Tonys Clothes

Primordial Gamer

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh
Red_Marsh · 90.9K Views

After the beautiful and powerful boss has a partner [Quick Wear]

After the beautiful and powerful boss has a partner [Quick Wear] 千覓荷 - Author 美強慘大佬有對象後[快穿] - Original Name Status in COO:- 87 [END] Zhixun is a typical big shot, born in a good family, beautiful, and can learn anything quickly. However, she is a bit miserable, trapped in a small world and shuttled endlessly. She thought that one day her soul would be worn out in the small world, until she met a vest maniac. In the first life they met, Zhixun was being abducted and dozed off lazily, but the little vest maniac wanted to take her to escape. In return, she decided to give her property to him. Later, the little vest maniac married her with her property, saying that she should repay him for saving her life with her body. In the second life they met, Zhixun was the ghost king, and the evil Taoist priest wanted to refine her into the leader of a hundred ghosts. The little vest maniac was about to be beaten to death by the evil Taoist priest because he tried to stop this, so she decided to save his life before lying down. As a result, the little vest maniac told her to send the Buddha to the west, and she followed him back. From then on, the ghost king had a Taoist wife. In the third life... the fourth life... ... the nth life, Zhixun was the powerful princess, and the whole dynasty was trying to get rid of her. This time she didn't want to lie down, so she looked for the little vest maniac everywhere, intending to raise her as soon as possible. She found a poor little palace maid who was bullied and crying. She took the little palace maid away and said, "I saved you, you must pledge yourself to me." The little palace maid nodded, and later she could get all kinds of information about the whole dynasty from the little palace maid every day. Zhixun: Poor little palace maid? Little palace maid: Sob... Yes! Note: [Wild imagination, fantasy, do not substitute reality, refuse to verify, a lot of personal settings.] Content tags: love with a special liking, the proud son of heaven, sweet story, quick travel search keywords: Main character: Zhixun, Xianmei ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others
astraaalll · 438 Views

How Lucky Cat Saves the CEO?

[Fortune Cat Demon VS Bankrupt Tycoon] Jin Luo was a real-life Fortune Cat. On the day she transformed, she was struck by Heavenly Thunder into a book, becoming a cannon fodder character with the same name who was blacklisted by the whole internet. The bankrupt male supporting character picked up Jin Luo, who remained incredibly calm faced with poverty that was so severe they couldn’t even lift the pot lid; after all, making money was her forte. During a mall's grand opening event, she was invited to make up the numbers. When it came to the golden egg smashing segment, everyone else was cracking open various discount and cash vouchers... only she smashed open a piece of worthless rock. The barrage of comments was full of laughter. But Jin Luo defended it, saying, “This is actually a treasure.” Cynical fan: ??? Just as they were about to send a barrage of mocking comments, they saw her gripping the rock and forcefully breaking it apart, revealing an exquisite emerald inside??? Everyone: !!! And so, later on the trending searches. #A miniature statue crafted by a renowned artist found in a culinary variety show's river clam... #Island Challenge program discovers a treasure chest... #Remote mountain area documentary filming unearths a gold mine... At this moment, fans were leaving frenzied comments. “What does it mean to have treasures everywhere! Please let me follow Jin Luo!” “Wherever Jin Luo goes, it smells of fortune, has she considered buying a lottery ticket? I'm willing to pay for it!” “Hurry and tell us, Jin Luo! Are you actually a Fortune Cat?” Soon, Jin Luo’s "Fortune Cat" persona was on fire. One day, when Jin Luo and a coldly handsome man appeared hand in hand at a film festival press conference... Netizen in shock: Isn’t he the business tycoon who went bankrupt a few months ago? Fan: No, he’s a wealthy tycoon! Jin Luo: He’s also my husband.
Green clothes bury bones · 206.2K Views

MY DREAM SCHOOL

" Bryan!" Veronica shouted through the crowd, it seemed like the whole school had come outside to see the famous country six (C6) boys. The girls gasped when their eyes landed on the boys, six boys actually running the school, Veronica herself wondered how her friend was coming out from an extra ordinarily expensive car with expensive clothing on. Back in her old town he used to wear normal clothes with them even though he came in an expensive black car that day, he didn't look this way...... He looked glorified in his white shirt and sea blue trousers matching his baby blue irises with white sneakers. His hair was combed to it's normal length covering his forehead and slightly glowed under the sun bringing into view it's golden blonde colour and Veronica's jaws dropped at the sight. She had promised her mom to forget about the feelings she had for her friend, couldn't she be a little selfish to pray to have him as well even after he helping her get into school and all that! She shook her head and focused on getting his attention. Waving her hands and calling his name annoyed him the most, as if a forever he turned to look in her direction and his eyes widened for a while before he frowned at her and all eyes looked at his direction to see who he was looking at. " What the hell! Who is she? She doesn't even fit in here! Yeah haven't seen her before..." One said followed by another and another. They held disgusted expressions on their faces, even Bryan and the only one with an unchanged expression was the white haired guy standing at the left side of Bryan. The girls came at Veronica with a bigger frown, they treated her like shit! Bryan stared down at her without saying anything and it even got worst when he turned around to leave the crowded place behaving like he had never seen her before like he was not the one who brought her there......
Beatrice_Khaylly · 1.3K Views
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