The Tale Of Scrotie Mcboogerballs

In a world where legacies are forged in fire and shadows, family is both the greatest strength—and the deadliest weapon. The Bellator brothers—descendants of a bloodline feared and revered for generations—are bound by an unbreakable bond and a shared duty. Val, the youngest, harbors a dark secret alongside the family’s famed Purple Fire: the rare, deadly power of the Void, which isolates him even from his own kin. Together with Ember and Exeo, he forms Team Unknown, an elite assassination unit that treads the thin line between loyalty and vengeance. Yet, in the brutal world of shadows they inhabit, loyalty can be a fragile thing. When betrayal threatens the family’s very core, alliances fracture, hidden truths rise, and deadly enemies close in. As they confront sinister forces that seek to unravel their legacy, the brothers discover that the most harrowing battles are not always fought on the field, but within the heart. Vol1: (Season 1) Revenge’s Poison—is a tale of blood, sacrifice, and the unbreakable ties that define true strength, even when the world—and their own destinies—turn against them. --- Author Notes: I will be posting this story on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/378625781-a-tale-of-three-brothers and in Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/377015/fictions

A brave hero and a Saint of the Immortal Flames join forces to face the most powerful being in the universe, the Celestial Emperor. However, all they manage to do is separate a piece of his divine artifact, the book Tales of the Creation of Heavens and Earth. Unexpectedly, Tristan, a kid who has been locked up in a dungeon for two years by his stepmother, ends up receiving a fragment of this book. Unfortunately, he realizes that this alone is not enough to change his situation. Nevertheless, it rekindles the flame in his heart and motivates him to stay alive to seek revenge and find out what happened to his mother. And perhaps, thus began his ascension in this hellish world. What to Expect: - Weak to Strong to Op - Big fantasy world, many regions to explore with different cultures and characteristics - A good romance - Very interesting magical system - Creative enemies with nice backstory: magical, mystical and divine (eventually) _____________ Discord Server: Join if you want to see some pictures of the characters or just talk about the book. https://discord.gg/q9EQuZfYeZ

Argh!! Why won't you fucking kill me? Why mee?!! Please, man. Just let me die. How is any of this fair? What did I ever do to deserve any of this? tchkk!... I swear... I swear, I'll murder all of you fuckers!! Every single one of you!! .... .. I'm coming... May you face the same darkness you've brought upon me... ... And may your conscience be as haunted as mine has been. Vonn Black, an ordinary citizen of Northern Lutannica, is reborn 12 years after his tragic death as Unko Mori. Given a second chance at life by his loving mother, Janet, Vonn forms a strong bond with his best friend, Akari. Despite facing hardships, he finds satisfaction in his new life. However, fate cruelly snatches everything away from him once again-everthing but his own life. A mysterious phenomenon instills a new purpose in Vonn's wounded soul, granting him a powerful ability. With this newfound power, Vonn vows to protect his loved ones and exact revenge on those who have wronged him. But with great power comes great consequence. This power comes with a deadly side effect, a ticking time bomb that will eventually lead to destruction. Ultimately, it's just another misfortune that Vonn must endure. But now, he won't suffer alone. If it means revenge, Vonn is willing to sacrifice himself to annihilate those who stand in his way. Vonn was determined to lend some of his sufferings to his enemies with or without their approval. As he uncovers and provokes the dark mysteries plaguing the world, Vonn and his accomplices become the most wanted individuals on Earth, earning deep grudges and securing the top spot on the underworld bounty list. With a burning desire for revenge and a willingness to face the consequences, Vonn Black transforms into a force to be reckoned with. His journey is one of vengeance, self-discovery, and the unrelenting pursuit of his self-acclaimed justice. In the end, the truth of justice is just a matter of your individual truth. Note that PATO contains extreme sexual violence and gore scenes. Not for younger readers!! Author's note: "As a creative artist, lover of women, and novice author, I, Zikky, am excited to introduce my debut novel, PATO. I'm eager to share my work with you and embark on this literary journey together. As for PATO, don't be surprised if it turns out to be the best work of fiction you'll ever read. I'm not aiming to come across as arrogant, but I do want to warn you that PATO will draw you in and refuse to let go. But first, you have to be willing to take the leap and read it! If you pride yourself on being a reader, then I challenge you to dive into PATO's world and see where it takes you. (Be warned, though: once you start, it's hard to escape!) My inspirations for PATO are rooted in the incredible works of Hajime Isayama, specifically Attack on Titan, as well as the captivating world of Japanese manga and anime. I have immense respect for Isayama's masterful storytelling and complex character development. Additionally, I draw inspiration from the unpredictable and often twisted nature of Tatsuki Fujimoto's works. So, I ask you: Are you ready to embrace the PATO experience?"

Lucilla Crimson never wanted to become the villain. She was nothing more than a simple girl named Ruby Baker before things went wrong. With the world against her, she did whatever she needed to do to keep those close to her safe. Watch as Lucilla climbs her way through the world and becomes one of the world's most ruthless tyrants. New Chapter every Wednesday 5pm EST ------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first Novel. Thank you to anyone who decides to read this, and I hope you enjoy it. And thanks to my sister for doing the Cover Art. Her Insta: notagood_hunter922

*Original work; do not pirate* Note: I am the original author of this story, and I am re-publishing it on Royal Road with my full rights and permissions— pending approval. EXCERPT FROM THE STORY "I was scared to say this because I thought you would deem me mad but..." "it's okay, you can trust me" she nodded "is it possible that someone in comatose can live as another person, in their state of unconsciousness?" "what?" "as I snapped out of my daze, I was certain that I am The Heris Heir, Qaya Heris but I am also certain that just this morning, at dawn, I had completed a twenty-year-old life as Qaya Wright" Qaya finds herself in the body of another person after she's killed by a friend. but the catch is she remembers being this person and living both lives. Qaya is a writer with no sense of morality causing her to do outrageous things. she's finally killed for her evil deeds ....at least that's what she thought, but she finds herself living...in a completely new life.

Kaelen is a young boy who'll do anything to wake his slumbering mother. However, what he didn't know is the fact that his mother's condition is caused by a curse from an unknown world. Soon after, he is transported into that very world where he is recruited by a Princess to be her own personal guard in the midst of an upcoming battle for an ascension to the throne. ***The first three chapter might looked a bit awkward and slow paced, but after that is where all the fun and action begin :)**

A young princess who rules in her own right strives to be the best ruler she can be for her people whilst navigating through the trials of love, duplicity, friendships, and warfare, her ultimate goal being to eventually become a powerful empress one day. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

The novel is hereby pronounced dead. If you want a similar story, there will be a new novel with the same setting and protagonist Alexander Bellmont. It will be a bit different, but the character is the same. A tale of the life of Alexander Bellmont, a reincarnated protagonist as he strives to do better with the new life he is given. Alexander meets with renowned Truck-kun and is transported to a new world of fantastical creatures and magic. He is then given the Story System which he uses to live this life he has been given to its full potential. Welcome to the wonderful world of Euclidiya, a mixture of semi-progressed technology and magic. Here there are races of all types that live in harmony(for now, cough cough) How will Alex fit into all of this? Find out next time on dragon ba—I mean, find out by reading!

Hayato Endou es un joven con delirios de grandeza que siempre ha soñado con seguir el camino del aventurero. Cuando el gremio acepta su petición para ser oficialmente aventurero. Él trata de adaptarse junto a sus amigos a su nuevo estilo de vida lleno de peligros y angustia.

Luna, a skilled assassin who, after a deadly mission goes awry, finds herself mysteriously transformed into an owl. As she navigates the challenges of her new avian body, Luna struggles to adapt to her unfamiliar reality while uncovering dark forces behind her transformation. Amidst the chaos of the forest, she must confront her past and seek answers about the sinister plot that has altered her fate. With danger lurking at every turn, Luna's journey becomes a quest for survival, self-discovery, and redemption in a world filled with both allies and enemies.

OFFICIAL DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/UTekq8Rg Annelise Nea Verafuente. Not your typical (love) story.

Robert lived a normal life with somethings different. He had a job, wonderful friends, and a loving family. Though that didn't do much to stop a bullet.

Tama is a final year student at the University of Banten. During the graduation celebration, he intends to express his love for a woman named Nadia. He had fallen in love with Nadia since elementary school, so he was willing to follow Nadia from elementary school to college in the same department. Unfortunately, bad luck approached him, in the graduation ceremony, he was hit by an electric pole. And finally, he died before he could express his love. After his death, he met a demon snake who could turn him into a human again in every full moon, but on the condition that he must be willing to become her slave. Did Tama manage to confess his love to Nadia?

In a world forged by ancient dragons and guarded by deities, the balance between light and darkness teeters on the edge of chaos. Zuka, the reincarnated prince of the Dragonoids, once a symbol of hope, now walks the path of vengeance after his kingdom is destroyed by demons freed from their ancient seal

Robert was a doctor who was still in his youth was sentenced to death because of mistake he committed. So what will happen when a person who isn't fully sane gets another chance at life in afterlife. Follow Robert in his journey to find out more. Posting on RoyalRoad hence forth

In a universe called Shigaverse, there is a tyrannical ruler of a part of the universe that wants to rule the whole universe by force. In Shigaverse, whenever there is darkness a hero called the ice king is always born. The tyrannical ruler then plans to kill the baby at infant age to prevent his from growing stronger, would he succeed ? Find out in the story.

Under the sacred tree in the middle of the night, Shailya met Vahalla who was gonna change the goal of his life. All the beings have 'Powers' of Gods and Deities, some knows to utilize it while other not. The Universe is on a continuous war between the Dark and Light, the only one to save it, the Rakkan is imprisoned. Now it is the second most powerful being in the universe, Vahalla's responsibility to protect 'Prithvi', the only planet with potential to revive the whole universe. In order to accomplish his mission he needs a partner, his disciple, SHAILYA MAHORAGA. This is the First Volume of The Tale of Diwankula: The First Step.

Hello! My name is Aman Vasuki. I belong to the Royal Family of Vasuki Clan which is the Clan of Shapeshifting Serpents. Currently, I am working as a caretaker of a human boy named Mei Wei. Why? Because I am going to kill his father…. Aman's life was like a dream. He belonged to the Royal Family of a Clan of Shapeshifting Serpents. He had a loving family, supportive friends and riches of the world. All in all, he lived a dream like life. But one day this dream got shattered… On the night of blood moon, when he was stripped off his powers, four humans ruined him. They took what was most precious to him…. But, now he is back to get his revenge on the very people that snatched his world from him. But why does Mei Wang's son always give him a look which is filled with love? And why does his heart suddenly start feeling calm when he is close to Mei Wei? Excerpt: The cold wind was blowing with a swoosh sound. The area was dead silent despite four people being there and a fifth pair of eyes looking at them. Aman's upper human body was glistening with a little sweat, Meanwhile his lower body was turned into a fiery red snake's. The golden pattern on it shining under the moonlight. In this snake tail, he was holding a trembling human. He was trembling with fear of death. Aman brought him closer and looked at him closely. He turned back, his long red hair blowing with the wind, suddenly he laughed out loud but this laugh was not heartily but bone chilling, "I am so happy to see the fear of death in your eyes, SAGE SAETANG!" He laughed again, "I think this look of fear suits all three of you. You know, when I killed your friend Melvin he was even crying and even begging me to spare him. Unfortunately, death is inevitable. Is it not?" Aman asked Sage, as he brought him closer and rubbed his hair with his hand like a child. He was smiling but his eyes were filled with killing intent. The rub resulted in Sage's scalp becoming numb, he furiously nodded, "of course his pathetic twin brother did not fare any better. I did not get the feeling of originality, you know." Aman pouted, showing his dissatisfaction, "wailing and gaping like a fish out of water. He even offered me that he would give all of his properties to me? But what use could I have of that. This look of fear provides me with much satisfaction than any riches in the world." "And now, now the same look is in your eyes. I bet you can see death standing somewhere. But why are you not pleading? At least cry a little," Aman told Sage whose mouth was still sealed. Cold flashes in his eyes and he started tightening the coiling of his tail around Sage's body, "forget it. Do as you please. After all it's your own death. But don't blame me if Mei Wang cries louder and surpasses you when I kill him." He showed a smile that made Sage's stomach flip, "I can't wait anymore to kill-" "AMAN!!" The shout was loud enough but Aman could even feel the emotions hidden in it, shock, betrayal, disbelief and extreme hurt. His whole demeanour fell on the ground, he also changed back into a complete human. Sage also fell on the hard ground with him. Aman looked up and there he was. Standing in front of him was Mei Wei…. **** How would Mei Wei react? And will their relationship survive this? What did those four people do to destroy Aman's life? Why does he want to take revenge? Is it possible for 4 mere humans to ruin a supernatural being? Or someone entirely unexpected is the mastermind behind? Join me to witness Aman's Tale of Revenge and find out all the answers to all of your questions.... Warning:- This story contains mature scenes; explicit violence, death, rape, male pregnancy and torture. If you are not comfortable or you are underage please stay away. **Although in every mature themed chapter there is a warning and a minor friendly summary available. *the cover photo credit goes to @unlomio on twitter. Thanks @ImagineTishaD for helping me.*

we were told to wander yet all we did was fight among ourselves. follow Aiden as he tells us about his adventures

How many people are content with what they are doing in their life? perhaps a few. Su Li happens to be one of them who is happy with her life as an event planner. She is not a millionaire or anything like that, nor does she wants to be. She just wants to live like this. However, nothing in life goes according to plan. Through a chain of some unexpected encounters her life gets tangled with one of the richest man in the country. It is said that first impression is your last impression, and unfortunately their first impression of each other wasn't a good one. Qin Feng needs to help Su Li build an business empire to get his inheritance and to gain full control over his companies, this clause was written in his grandfather's will. He thought he will be over with it very quickly until Su Li refused to comply.

Have you ever heard of the tale of the lone vampire, no, no, not those other lies, not those pieces of the story turned into something else. The true unfiltered tale, the story of the one who held the world hostage, the one who controlled the vampires, the one who destroyed Earth, the one who made an oasis of sin, the one who is the worst enemy of the vampires, the one who had it all but lost everything, and the unknown savior of the universe. Well, here it is the true story read if you dare, or if you just one to have some fun. While reading this story you have to do one thing: Imagine, just Imagine.

A young man orphaned pass most of his life in the hospital and dies with 17 years. And when he opens his eyes again he finds himself in a new world. A world of sects, kingdoms, cultivation techniques and martial arts, secrets, conflicts, friendships, family, growth in search of immortality and so on. Check out this young man's adventures in a Cultivation world, as he makes friends, and faces enemies, and maybe a new love?

I am a what, and where is my little friend? No, give it back right now! What, back in a lab again? What a load of bull. Finally, I'm dying... No, I got revived again. Becoming a weapon for a kingdom? Meh, they can try and control me. Medieval weapons? I like that. Give me all of them. An Angle cult? Let's destroy that. Pure Dragons? I want one for myself. First Novel Cover made by Kumokuu Discord - https://discord.gg/h5N6ZuMSTR

In the multitude of worlds there are countless people on the path of Ascension, finding their purpose, and seeking the Truth. What stories will be told of their journey? Tales of a blessing bestowed, a fortune found, of loved ones lost? Every story is different, but there is one constant in every Tale, the ongoing battle against the forces of darkness, will they be a light to their world crushing the heads of the evil, and the wicked beneath their heel, or will the daemons continue spreading corruption, and bringing death to their world? May the Ancient of Days be their strength, and guiding light, to lead them into the place of their destiny.

Life is like a playground the gods use to play fate. Nineteen year old Velma has extraordinary and forbidden powers but is yet to wolf out making her an outcast in the society. When she finally does— at the blood moon festival, she is rejected by her mate the Alpha of Aysun because she's the wolf that was prophesied about. The coming of the Blue Wolf would be the beginning of chaos. Artemis is only an Alpha in replacement of his sister's dead mate. As Alpha he has the responsibility to protect the people and reinstate his sister back to her position. He is ready to go to any length to restore his sister's sanity and take revenge on who killed his sister's mate. When he finds out his mate is the blue wolf that was prophesied about, he must make a hard decision to abandon her in order to protect the things he holds dear to his heart. As events unfold, he realizes the deeper meaning behind the prophecy and unravels dark secrets; his enemies are closer than he thinks. Velma is the one that holds to the key to the chains that binds him but it might just be too late for him...

Alisa,An undercover private detective lost her parents at her teen years by inhaling an illegal drug now twenty years later she is enstranded with a mafia boss Dante, who is a prime suspect in her parents case. would she chose love or avange her parents death?