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At a young age, Anya's only dream was to live a simple and peaceful life. But it seemed fate had other plans for her - to become an orphan and roam the streets. Until she was kidnapped by the country's largest crime syndicate. She was forced to do and follow every mission assigned to her just to survive. Despite everything, her dream remained the same - to live a simple life. A mission was assigned to her in exchange for her freedom. She was to pretend to be someone else and become the fiancée of Christian Oliver Carter. How long could Anya keep up the act? Could she accomplish this mission if the secrets of her past were revealed? What if fate didn't agree with her again and wanted to ruin her life? Would she ever be able to escape the world she was trapped in?

Takashi Ren an inspiring footballer has dreams of winning the world cup but he has an immesurable setback which causes him to evolve

Synopsis of the story Found His Love Letters—From the Future When Penny stumbles upon an antique desk at a quirky little shop, she never expects to find a hidden stash of love letters—especially ones written to her. Even weirder? They’re signed by a man who hasn’t been born yet. At first, she thinks it’s a prank. The letters are too heartfelt, too personal, too… perfect. But as she keeps reading, she realizes the writer knows things about her no one else should. Favorite songs she hasn’t discovered yet. Memories she hasn’t made. Secrets she’s never told anyone. Then one day, she meets him. The guy from the letters. Except he has no clue who she is. No swooning. No déjà vu. Just a blank, polite smile. And now Penny has a problem: how do you make someone fall in love with you when they already have—but haven’t yet? With time twisting around her and a future love story hanging in the balance, Penny must uncover the truth behind the letters before time runs out. Because if she gets this wrong, she might not just lose the love of her life—she might erase it completely. A romantic, time-bending mystery filled with laughs, longing, and love that transcends time itself.

Can feelings be overcome when you get the chance to confront them? Is there any reason to continue? When the line between friends and lovers becomes blurry, what are you going to do? Relearn trust, desire, and love along with Phoenix and Ash as they journey towards the invisible barrier they drew for each other.

"Shall I tell you a little secret? But I have to warn you, you won't like it." No one likes spoilers, therefore, I present this to you. "Is it a book filled with spoilers or a book specifically about spoilers?" Read between the lines, that is what you do when you are eager to find out. To figure out a secret, to interpret and keep note of what there is to come. "It is kind of like that, but I would rather refer to it as a compilation or a series." "Or an outline, a note, reminder for what'll end up happening, whatever sounds right to you." A story that has only one plot, universe, and meaning is not how you would describe this one. Spoiler though, you'll never be satisfied. /Extra/ "One more thing... None of this is real. Unless you know what exactly is going on."

The popular VR game Flanard Ford Online has been breaking records for 3 years in a row, due to the unique mechanics and plot of the game itself in the open world, where you can choose a mount animal, passing story quests and additional quests, becomes stronger with your beast. And one day, such a game was presented to our main character, 25-year-old Atlas, a former special forces soldier who was fired from his post yesterday. "Hmm, let's see what happens." [Are you ready, my dear adventurer]

The Foregeworlds were some of the harshest of any of the known worlds, and coming here without solid preparation was a death sentence. But what about those who were born here? Those who were raised in this Harsh and unforgiving environment? A test of will and a struggle for survival even from the womb. The three sister planets know as The Forgeworlds created some of the greatest warriors and Smiths that the Worlds had ever known and Gunnar Everforge was going to carry on that legacy. Even if he had to give his life to do it.

Gadis ini adalah sosok karakter penting yang akan menjalani kehidupan yang begitu sulit, awalnya dia hanya bertemu dengan seseorang yang mengaku suka padanya, tapi bukan berarti history dari gadis ini merupakan pertanda yang baik.

At 18 years old, Hikaru Sano is a published novelist on the brink of a breakdown. Struggling with deadlines, a writer’s block that feels more like a writer’s mountain, and a growing pile of unpaid bills, Hikaru’s life is spiraling out of control. That is, until he’s forced to hire an assistant—Miyuki Hoshino, a no-nonsense college freshman who dreams of something more than just being another cog in the system. Miyuki is organized, sarcastic, and the complete opposite of Hikaru. She walks in ready to help him get his life together—if only he’d get his act together long enough for that to happen. Between surviving last-minute rewrites, chaotic deadlines, and an editor who could break a man just by typing in all caps, they find themselves stuck in an unlikely partnership. As the two spend late nights working together, an undeniable connection begins to form. But there’s a problem: both Hikaru and Miyuki are too shy, too awkward, and way too stubborn to admit their growing feelings. Add in some dark humor, a touch of romance, and a lot of writer’s angst, and you get a comedic ride through the unpredictable world of book deadlines, creativity, and finding love where you least expect it—between the lines.

From a normal college student who only focuses on study to the daughter of the duke trying to survive in an unknown place. How will she be able to survive this different world and society?

Kalem was born into a world where gods and monsters shaped the land with their endless wars, leaving mortals to suffer in their wake. Orphaned by divine wrath and hardened by survival, he refuses to be just another pawn in their cruel game. Armed with a burning will and a power he barely understands, Kalem sets out on a journey to rise above the gods themselves. Along the way, he battles fearsome creatures, forges uneasy alliances, and unearths secrets that challenge everything he knows about his world—and himself. But as he climbs higher, he must ask himself: is he becoming the hero he longs to be, or just another monster in a different form? Hello, author here this is my first book and appreciate if you gave it a chance. thanks

When fiery, ambitious Isabella Carter clashes with arrogant yet brilliant Alexander Blackwood, sparks fly—but not in a good way. As rivals in the corporate world, they stop at nothing to sabotage each other. But when fate forces them into an unexpected partnership, the line between hate and love begins to blur. Will their hatred burn into something deeper, or will their pride keep them apart forever?

In short, this story tells us about the events that take place in a place that could be your town, my town. In theory, it's a drama of life, a romance considered by many to be something outside of what is established by most authorities and at the same time something entertaining to pass the time and learn about some of the topics that the story deals with.

Beatrix, a girl with priceless immortality, had embarked on a long and arduous journey driven by a thirst for revenge. After years of wandering, she finally arrived in a small town, hoping to find a clue from her old friend Sherly, who might know something. However, there, fate led her to meet a mysterious man with pitch-black hair, his face hidden in shadows. In a low yet meaningful voice, he said, "I am searching for the meaning of this fleeting, mortal life." A simple sentence that marked the beginning of a quest for the meaning of life.

What if you were transmigrated into the body of a villain who isn't even bulky but still is trash enough to be the reason for the death of his family? You, too, would curse him despite being him, right? Our Protagonist did that, too, but not for long. He isn't stupid- ...perhaps he is, but he learns from his mistakes. Inside being a character of a game that will soon be destroyed by the force otherworldly forces, the Protagonist will take action soon. In this journey from being in the body of trash to being the strongest to save the world to escape the game's reality, what can go wrong?

He was supposed to be off-limits. Now, he’s the only thing Wuxian can’t let go. Liang Wuxian is a man of control…ruthless in business, distant as a father, untouchable in every way. But when a delicate, soft-spoken nanny steps into his world, everything fractures. Shen Yuze is too fragile, too innocent… too damn tempting. One stolen kiss turns into an obsession. One desperate touch turns into a claim. But Wuxian isn't the only one watching. His best friend, Feng Jianyu, sees Yuze's beauty too. And his ex-wife, Meilin, is ready to burn everything down to keep Wuxian in check. Possessive rage, toxic passion, and an addiction that neither man can fight..Wuxian doesn’t just want Yuze. He needs him. Owns him. And if anyone tries to take him away? They’ll have to deal with a man who has never learned how to share.

A place where humans could be born with marks on their palms. Each mark represents different powers. A circle (a child of God) has healing and light magic, the lower half of a circle (a child of Lilith) has poison and weapon magic, and finally the upper half of a circle (a child of Satan) they have fire and decay magic. In this world people have options: they could be normal humans, have one mark, have two marks, or in extremely rare cases marks of all three. Follow Rouge on their adventure trying to survive in a world where people who have a mark other than Gods get either killed or taken.

*****what the hell why am I in a in a close box, was I kidnapped in the end ....... As ***** woke up she was now panicking about what was going on she cried for a long time but after a while she realizes she could not feel any tears from her eye. They was also the issues with her face and body dose this meaning all the beauty products was finally showing their effect properly. unknowingly to her she has pass over to the next world and the money she had spent on those beauty products will never be refunded

Have you ever experienced life without being loved by your parents? Well, that’s the life of Jamie. She can’t call the people who gave birth to her parents or rather addressed them as family because they made life miserable for her. Her parents were for gambling of games and they placed a bet which they ended up losing and in able to still be the winner, they had to let go of her. She was sold to a ruthless and dangerous vampire lord without her being aware about it. But what happened when her appearance began to attract other vampires to her putting her in the line of chaos?. Want to find out how things went for Jamie? Then tune in with me, let’s drive together…..

They were like parallel lines. Always by each other's side yet never together. Their paths were meant to be never intersected. But a bridge was laid down when the moon shone red. Two souls, who were never meant to be one. Would their days be peaceful? Or would fate have another game to play?

A young man becomes obsessed with a mysterious woman he briefly encounters in Times Square. After failing to catch her, he embarks on a desperate search that soon escalates into a dangerous pursuit, forcing him to confront unexpected violence and chaos.

Within the popular VRMMORPG "New Genesis", there was a ranker by the name of Arthur Holmes, commonly known by his in-game alias “Merlin”. Arthur was one of the few original beta testers still playing after 30 years, he was originally a ranker, a player whose entire goal was to stay at the top, ahead of everyone else. However after 15 years he sacrificed his player ranking in search of knowledge. Arthur became a lore hunter, a player who indulges himself with the world's vast lore and unexplored history, preferring to uncover the world’s secrets rather than endlessly fighting monsters. At the age of 48, 30 years after the game came out, Arthur uncovered the greatest secret of all, and yet, ironically, his negligence in levelling up was the one thing holding him back from realising his goal, he knew he would never be able to catch up to the rankers, a gap of 15 years was Impossible to overcome. If only he could restart… ----- Super gifts will grant you a dedicated shout-out within the story. (Gifts of 5000 coins or more, those that get announced globally.) And you can join us on discord here: https://discord.gg/Wh7F8yQ Thank you for all the support, I appreciate all of you!

Emilia Yoon, mourning her mother's death, finds solace on a beach one morning, catching the eye of artist James Kim. Captivated, he secretly sketches her and leaves her the drawing, thinking their paths won't cross again. Fate intervenes one night, bringing them together unexpectedly. As their connection deepens, they navigate grief, love, and life's unpredictability together. *Updated every Thursday evening*

Dive into the captivating world of David Roberts, a quirky 30-year-old cashier at Food Lion in Winston-Salem! His ordinary life takes a thrilling turn when he uncovers a tantalizing secret, thrusting him into the shadowy underbelly of North Carolina. Join David on a wild ride filled with desire and temptation as he navigates the allure of the Red Line in downtown Winston and confronts the seductive ghosts of his past. As night falls, boundaries blur, and common sense fades. Will he resist the intoxicating pull of the Red Line, or will it unravel his deepest desires? Secrets and danger await around every corner in this electrifying adventure!

(This dramedy book is also known as ”Cheriot’s Standline”.) Alvin Fernsby is a 23-year old man who, to some people, is sarcastic and just a snarky know-it-all, as do his parents that make his life an absolute hell to live in. One day, while going on a walk with his dog Lain, the duo get sucked into another world, encountering fresh faces and a new place to explore. However, there is a looming danger out for the duo...

For centuries, the last remnants of humanity have lived in a city sealed within an impenetrable glass wall, safe from the devastation that erased the rest of the world. No one has entered. No one has left. Until now. When a bloody handprint appears on the outside of the wall, fear and curiosity grip the city’s inhabitants. Dr. Harper, along with his adoptive children, Takeda and Irene, joins an expedition beyond the barrier, determined to uncover the truth about the world they were taught no longer existed. Meanwhile, back in The City, Eve—a woman who chose to stay behind—begins to unravel secrets buried beneath the city, ones that challenge everything they believe about their past and their survival. As the team ventures into the unknown, they discover that the world outside is not as lifeless as they had imagined. An old enemy waits beyond the wall—one responsible for humanity’s near extinction. What was meant to be a salvage operation becomes a battle for survival, forcing them to question not just who their true enemies are, but what it truly means to be human. Two paths. One truth. And a choice that will decide the fate of the last city on Earth.

**Synopsis:** Seul Yoon, affectionately known as "Smiley," is a ninth-grader whose constant smile conceals a life of hardship at home. School is her refuge, where she finds comfort in her three best friends. However, her world shatters when these friends betray her, pushing her down the school stairs and leaving her for dead. Rescued by a concerned classmate and surviving the fall, Seul is determined to seek vengeance on those who wronged her. As she returns to school, no longer the naive girl she once was, she embarks on a calculated path of revenge, unraveling secrets and exposing the true nature of her former friends. This is a story of resilience, justice, and the powerful drive for retribution. *This story was originally written by me. Please do not repost on any platform without my consent.

A wonderfully written story of two siblings.