A Horse Walks Into A Bar

---------------------------------(っ◔◡◔)っ notice---------------------- Oh my gosh, i'm finally able to focus on making this novel, hello, i'm back ! ----------------(っ◔◡◔)っ Abstract UPDATED ------------------- Major Drek is Airforce Military Personnel, He's been assigned to the frontline in a pacific dogfight with the invaders in unknown. when he finished the last of his mission, suddenly before the explosion a white light occur in front of his wave and transported him to another world, on that world, Major Drek will change his mission, this is the start of his new journey of life with his fighter jet. --------------------------------------Summarize-------------------------------- it's an (Isekai) which means Major Drek and the fighter jet suddenly transported from their world into a new world, now they are trying to return to their original worlds to continue protecting it from the Invaders "Unknown".

Atticus’ life shattered in a single day— betrayed by his girlfriend, and then shot dead by a mysterious man. But instead of the lonely void of darkness, he woke up in another world, reborn as the heir to one of the most powerful families in the human domain—in a world ravaged by war and teetering on the edge of defeat against a brutal alien race. Now, driven by intense rage and a thirst for vengeance, Atticus will stop at nothing to grow stronger, uncover who killed him, and fight for survival in a war torn world. Discord: https://discord.gg/t7z25ZzKX3

Numira is a realm teeming with bonds that transcend the ordinary—bonds with monsters, fierce and beautiful, that forge an unbreakable connection between humanoid and beast. These bonds are not just about power; they hint at a deeper, more intimate connection, where trust and desire intertwine. Adventures await Lyra, drawing her toward encounters that will challenge her courage, ignite her spirit, and reveal the true depth of the bonds she forms. ~~~~ DISCLAIMER: Futa main character Futa x Male, Futa x Futa,

"who are you, what're you doing here?" Audrey asked with a scrutinizing look........."I'll be staying here now" Heaven laughed cheesily. "you the almighty legend will be killed today by a mere mortal" Mora gave an hysteric laughter........."what're you doing?" Heaven asked Audrey who was holding the sword "doing what I should've done long ago".........."what's the meaning of this?" Mora asked looking at the couple kissing, just as she was about to act, Audrey collapsed while Heaven broke free from the chains, her wings glowing brightly, looking bugger. Everyone backed away in fear........

In The Balanced World, where everyone has their own system. People capable of using magic are held in the highest regard. Kol, our protagonist an orphan aspires to become a great wizard. To get this title, he must first survive through rigorous training, learn unique spells, defeat monsters, and maintain a good grade in The Arcane Institute for the less fortunate. ---- Each decision of the characters are based on chance. I (the author) roll dices to determine the outcome. Evil characters may survive or favorite characters die. Including the protagonist. This system will be evident the further along you read.

Doric lost his life in an instant when he tried to protect the girl he loved. In return for his selfless act, he is reincarnated as a floating, undead skull only to wake in a mysterious cave. Discovered by Nyssa, a dark elf who also seems to have recently arrived in this world. They uncover secrets of the world and slowly come to find that he may be a monster but the world around them is filled with worse.

Ryu, an 18-year-old college student living on his own, wakes up to a startling discovery—his beloved cat, Aoi, has transformed into a young girl with cat ears and a tail. Surprised and bewildered, Ryu tries to adapt to this sudden change. Aoi, now able to speak and understand human language, is curious and excited about her new form, though she retains some cat-like traits and habits.

Mu chen finally revived and is on a journey to revive his family with the help of a system named Nova, and continue to ascend to the higher realm and dominate and become a god. follow Mu chen on his journey to see what happens next

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

After her mother's passing Arianna is thrust back into the world of her father, where her sister and family secrets await. Helping her sister with her wedding, Arianna meets a handsome stranger, a business partner of her father's. After a brief meeting with Detective Arianna uncovers family secrets, a mafia war, and horrible truths. Fearing for her life she turns to the only one she can trust and must work with him to bring her father down.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AND BLOOD SHED] Can a human be turned into a vampire without having a vampire bite or having parents who are vampires? "That power you are about to unlock would break you. It would damage any emotions you have in you" ••••••••••• Nyx Vespera had been living her life in the palace, working as a maid and getting maltreated for so many things. Despite her being the step daughter of the king. Suddenly, their kingdom offended that which was greater than them and the king of that land had promised to wipe them out if they don't offer him a human virgin as compensation. Little did nyx know that she was that sacrifice. Given to the king as a wife, she had expected him to be old and greasy like the ones she knew but what she didn't expect was to see a young and wickedly handsome man in front of her. This man was the prince of darkness, a demon who was ready to devour her at the slightest provocation. Will this marriage end up in a blood shed? Or would it be another fairytale series. Find out!!!!!. [HALLOWEEN SERIES]

Her life is like a nightmare. At a young age, she had to sit behind bars, accused of murdering his lover. A life sentence destroyed her future. However, behind bars, she finds the strength to survive and a surprising truth. An unexpected incident reunites her with the figure who was the mastermind behind her punishment.

The bully boss has a little girl on the tip of his heart, the little girl carved a small wooden plate for him, the bully boss hung it on his neck, and never took it off. The rich second generation suddenly did not come to the night dance, the background wall of the social software, the name, a sign, all changed to a little girl, just when everyone thought that the sea King went ashore, the rich second generation went to the sea again, bought drunk every night, and had a small wooden plate on the wrist. When the world freestyle Grand Slam champion participated in the competition this year, there was suddenly a small wooden plate on his neck, and the coach said that he would take it off first, in case of impact, the champion would cover it dead and put cruel words: dare to pick, he would dare to dive on the ballet during the game When the red top flow record variety, partner ng countless times, he was not angry, but the other side of the operation error will be the dog blood spilled on the top of the wrist to dirty the piece of small wooden card, the top flow hit the script, the next day on the headlines: a top flow studio play big name Every man who gets a card thinks that he is an exception, is special, until one day, they meet Oh, what a coincidence. Do you have that too ! The same sky, the same board, the same lover, you deserve......

Playboy. Lecher. Parasite. Pond Scum. The girls had a lot of names for me, but that never stopped the next one from spreading her legs. I never really trusted people, and given how pathetically I die, I don’t think I would trust anyone ever again. What is this? I’m still alive? What is this place? Why can’t I see? Species: Autotrophic Prokayote It looks like I have a long way to becoming human. Then again, why would I want to become human? To hell with humanity and the drama that comes with it. *Author Note: I am Whatsawhizzer, the original and only author of these books. This is a Whatsawhizzer Web Novel approved account. You can verify in my copyright here https://whatsawhizzerwebnovels.com/copyright/ which includes a link to these works. So, I appreciate the support, but please stop accusing me of plagiarizing myself and certainly stop reporting my account. Thanks.

After being hit by a car, Oliver wakes up only to find himself reincarnated as the 4th young master in one of the most powerful clans in the world. However, just after his birth, he is declared to be useless by his mother. Devastated, he later realizes that he has been born into the world of a novel that he used to read. This world is plagued by war between exorcists and demons, where only the strong survive while the weak are devoured. In such a cruel world where death is only a mile away, he, born without talent, is expected to only suffer his whole life until he hears it... [Ding! Conditions met. Binding System has been activated.] A system that guarantees a 10x reward... [Ding! Target has awakened one of the 4 special eyes!] [Obtaining 10 times the reward....] [Host has awakened the...] It is not only a matter of time before he can reach the top of the world and live comfortably! _____________________________ Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/winterdragon573 Discord server: https://discord.gg/YXHmERu2mH

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

Why Is everyone acting like they're alive, This must be a dream. I have no concept or a lot of knowledge just doing this for fun. and my spare time. This is a parallel time line. also it's going to get dark... Dark fantasy if you like it if you don't you can move along before you get shocked. so if you are interested join if not move along. I DO NOT OWN GAME OF THRONES Or ANYTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IM JUST DOING THIS ON MY SPARE TIME.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

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After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Earth, 2040: An alien spacecraft crash-lands, bringing with it a disease that transforms humans into undying monsters. There is but one way to slay these abominations—a bullet forged from the debris of the crashed spacecraft that turns anything it touches into lifeless metal statues. A soldier, Lieutenant Jin Shu, and his platoon are tasked with rescuing survivors from a ruined city. Disaster strikes when the platoon is assaulted from all sides. Lieutenant Jin Shu is struck by a monster's claw, causing his weapon to backfire, injuring him with the bullet that was meant to be his hope for killing the abomination. Yet, in a cruel twist of fate, this will be what takes his life. As he slowly transforms into a lifeless metal statue, he takes a look around to see nothing but death and devastation. Jin Shu awakes to find himself and his weapon in a new world—a world of cultivation—as a runesmith. Jin Shu will use his newfound knowledge of runesmithing to create a unique blend of modern weaponry and runic weaponry, creating something this new world has never seen before. ___________________ This novel is a mostly lighthearted tale of a man reincarnated from a world on the brink of extinction. With his weapon, he will take his second chance at life and enjoy journeying with his gun and a fluffy winged companion through the new world he finds himself in. It's a bit of a slow start, but please give it a chance; it may surprise you. (It's definitely surprising me... I have no idea what I'm doing... someone help me...) __________________ This is my first ever novel. In fact, it's kinda the first creative thing I've ever written. So, my writing may change over time as I'm experimenting with different ways to write. __________________ This novel is being posted on Scribblehub, RoyalRoad, and WebNovel. The content is the same regardless of where you are seeing this. __________________ **Disclaimer:** I have used AI to proofread my chapters before I post them. I'm super bad at punctuation, so I use AI to edit the punctuation. The exact prompt I use every time is "Fix the punctuation."

Christabel found a pair walking shoes, she discovered her magical abilities and she was trapped to relive her great-grand mother's past.

In 2024 a disaster came upon Earth, that caused the planet to change greatly. It was no longer the same. Magic, elf's, vampires, demons and so much more had changed it for the better or the worst. Asclepius now it's name and the baby who's eyes had fluttered open was Adrian Amdis Acheron. A new body, a new world and even a system. What secret does he hold and how will he manipulate everthing to his own advantage? But will the manipulator of manipulators be outsmarted? The one pulling the strings might not be Adrian as he gets washed away to whatever world would get him stronger. ___________________________________________________ This is completely mine. Everything is what I tought long and hard over. And especially used imaginition for. All characters are mine and so is the storyline. The cover isn't mine. If the owner wishes for me to remove it please contact me. *One to five chapters a week.

"Behind Bars" is a screenplay that tells the story of Efe a 19-year-old genius who was framed for a drug-related crime while on his way to pursue a better life abroad. Efe is sentenced to prison, plunging him into a world of despair and misery. The screenplay delves deep into the struggles of a troubled teenager and the ripple effect of his actions on those around him. "Behind Bars" is a thought-provoking piece that sheds light on the everyday life of average teenagers surrounded by the school system, societal challenges that confront teenagers and how these troubled youth navigate through popular culture amidst a surfeit of options.

Our protagonist is a vampiress that has everything, that all would envy. As she matures, Men after men, after men, they all are in constant turmoil with one another for her hand in marriage. Will she be able to pick one? Marry the 'one' the love of her life in a living in a simple life filled with contentment or will she succumb to greed as a Villainess and be the seductress they all love, to have handsome guys in her beck-and-call wrapped around her finger? ************************************************* 3RD PLACE | BRONZE WINNER WPC# 219 | MARY SUE *************************************************

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN DISTURBING THINGS IF YOUR MENTAL PROWESS ISN'T STRONG THIS STORY IS NOT FOR YOU. WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! THIS IS MY OWN STORY I OWN ALL RIGHTS ACCEPT FOR THE PICTURES I WILL USE FOR THE CHARACTERS. ____________________________________ Jake, Your average 33 year old Gangster was Driving home From the gym only to die from lack of Sleep in The Car, how Will he live in a World of a Dark Smutty Manhwa. ___________________________________ Jake: that's Not how I Fucking died Author: shut the fuck up the synopsis is only for Show Jake: yeah right Author: -_-

I fell into a game world out of nowhere with an instant kill skill. And then somehow, I became a Bigshot. ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ I'm just a fan of this book and not the real author. This book is written by:- Author's Name- Gyaol. This book is the English translated version of the original novel.

The Third World War happened. Countless lives bled and died, half of all life the world has to offer laid bare on the soil Mother Nature embrace. Pollution and wastes reaches all over the world. Humans and animals were sacrificed in the catastrophic destruction the humanity brought upon themselves. The people rioted and kill each other at the times where they should band together. The world is left with a tragedy that signifies the beginning of the end. A deadly virus roam all over the world and evolved to the point that the infected eventually loss all hope of seeing the next sunrise. It left the surviving life to desperation, the people’s will collapse at the sight of their doom. THE BETRAYAL HAPPENED AT THE VERY BEGINNING. The precious ends of time were spent in silence as the sun give its last rays of light to the Ruins of the Old World. A significant period to be witness by all before the precious hopes and dreams for salvation collapses. Remnants of families stayed huddled together — in life and death, at the darkness and dawn. The world shall be inhabitable for humanity will reach its extinction. However, the cosmos seems to have brought about different tale. Countless small meteorites showered its luminous rays upon the Earth. The meteorites rained all over the world days and nights, creating a havocs effect. The tenacious living survive to witnessed this phenomenon and the unyielding world shall thrive by creating and shaping the beginning of the New World.

this is a story how mc transmigrated in in small cannon fodder that nothing but a staping stone for the female lead so mc decided to not to get involved with the novel story can he really not got involved in the story and live a peaceful and happy life with his new family.