A Horse Walks Into A Bar

Xerox Zee had always thought of himself as an ordinary guy—just another face in the crowd. That was until his 18th birthday when his System finally gets Unlocked!. The System revealed a shocking truth: the world he lived in was exactly the same as the plot of a novel he had once read! But instead of being helpful, this turned out to be a big problem. Main Character : “I’m meant to save the world and become the strongest. Everyone else is just there to help me along the way!” Xerox Zee : “Hold on... am I just one of those people there to make him look better?” It seems like I'm just a stepping stones!

[Task: Salvage your team from relegation] [Current Position: 20th out of 20] [Points: 3] [Matches Played: 12] [Matches Remaining: 26] [Gap from 19th Place: 9 Points] "Are you for real here?" Viktor was an ordinary teenager obsessed with a football game, Rivals 22. But his life takes a sharp turn after a tragic accident lands him inside the very game he used to dominate from behind a screen. Now, he’s not the star player he imagined but a washed-up striker with pathetic stats. Will he be able to complete the task at hand, or will he die the second time? Join him in the new world of football.

Ryu, an 18-year-old college student living on his own, wakes up to a startling discovery—his beloved cat, Aoi, has transformed into a young girl with cat ears and a tail. Surprised and bewildered, Ryu tries to adapt to this sudden change. Aoi, now able to speak and understand human language, is curious and excited about her new form, though she retains some cat-like traits and habits.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

Numira is a realm teeming with bonds that transcend the ordinary—bonds with monsters, fierce and beautiful, that forge an unbreakable connection between humanoid and beast. These bonds are not just about power; they hint at a deeper, more intimate connection, where trust and desire intertwine. Adventures await Lyra, drawing her toward encounters that will challenge her courage, ignite her spirit, and reveal the true depth of the bonds she forms. ~~~~ DISCLAIMER: Futa main character Futa x Male, Futa x Futa,

Atticus’ life shattered in a single day— betrayed by his girlfriend, and then shot dead by a mysterious man. But instead of the lonely void of darkness, he woke up in another world, reborn as the heir to one of the most powerful families in the human domain—in a world ravaged by war and teetering on the edge of defeat against a brutal alien race. Now, driven by intense rage and a thirst for vengeance, Atticus will stop at nothing to grow stronger, uncover who killed him, and fight for survival in a war torn world. Discord: https://discord.gg/t7z25ZzKX3

David, a devout Christian and accomplished individual, finds himself in an unexpected situation after his death. Greeted by God in the heavenly throne room, David learns that his lifetime of good deeds has earned him an extraordinary opportunity: reincarnation into a world of his choosing, along with five divine wishes. Reborn as Prince Alaric Valen in the magical kingdom of Valoria, David inherits the unique and powerful bloodline of the Celestial Draconians. With his new identity, Alaric possesses exceptional intelligence, magical affinity, and the potential to unlock incredible abilities. Guided by a divine system, Alaric navigates the complexities of his new world, from understanding the intricate power structures and races to unlocking his hidden potential. As he grows stronger and more knowledgeable, Alaric formulates strategic plans to protect and lead his kingdom, all while uncovering the mysteries of his new life. Join Alaric on his journey of self-discovery, adventure, and growth as he strives to achieve greatness in a world filled with magic, danger, and endless possibilities. This story was written by QuantitySpecs. 12/20/2024

Playboy. Lecher. Parasite. Pond Scum. The girls had a lot of names for me, but that never stopped the next one from spreading her legs. I never really trusted people, and given how pathetically I die, I don’t think I would trust anyone ever again. What is this? I’m still alive? What is this place? Why can’t I see? Species: Autotrophic Prokayote It looks like I have a long way to becoming human. Then again, why would I want to become human? To hell with humanity and the drama that comes with it. *Author Note: I am Whatsawhizzer, the original and only author of these books. This is a Whatsawhizzer Web Novel approved account. You can verify in my copyright here https://whatsawhizzerwebnovels.com/copyright/ which includes a link to these works. So, I appreciate the support, but please stop accusing me of plagiarizing myself and certainly stop reporting my account. Thanks.

Novel "Sekretaris Bar Bar vs CEO Dingin" mengisahkan tentang perjalanan Daffa Maulana Pratama (Daffa), seorang CEO yang terkenal dengan sikapnya yang dingin dan tegas dalam menjalankan bisnisnya. Daffa dikenal sebagai sosok yang sangat fokus pada pekerjaan dan jarang menunjukkan emosi kepada siapapun. Namun, segalanya berubah ketika Titah, seorang sekretaris yang enerjik dan penuh semangat, bergabung dengan perusahaan Daffa. Titah memiliki sifat yang berbeda dengan Daffa, dia dikenal sebagai "sekretaris bar bar" karena kecerobohannya dan sikapnya yang ceria. Meskipun dalam pandangan Daffa Titah adalah kebalikan dari apa yang dia inginkan, secara tak terduga, kehadiran Titah mulai mengubah hidupnya. Melalui interaksi sehari-hari, Daffa dan Titah saling berhadapan dengan perbedaan kepribadian mereka. Daffa terus berusaha menjaga jarak dan tetap fokus pada pekerjaan, sementara Titah mencoba merangkulnya dengan keceriaan dan kehangatan. Namun, seiring berjalannya waktu, Daffa mulai menyadari bahwa di balik sikap dinginnya, ada kebutuhan akan kehadiran seseorang yang bisa mencerahkan hidupnya. Novel ini menggambarkan perjalanan Daffa dan Titah dalam menjelajahi hubungan mereka yang rumit. Melalui konflik, kejutan, dan momen emosional, keduanya belajar untuk saling mengerti dan membuka hati satu sama lain. Apakah Daffa dan Titah akan berhasil mengatasi perbedaan mereka dan menemukan cinta di tengah-tengah kehidupan profesional yang sibuk? Bacalah novel "Sekretaris Bar Bar vs CEO Dingin" untuk mengetahui kelanjutan ceritanya yang penuh dengan intrik dan romansa. Novel ini menawarkan kombinasi antara ketegangan profesional di dunia bisnis dengan kisah cinta yang mengharukan. Dengan karakter yang kuat dan dinamis, serta alur cerita yang menarik, "Sekretaris Bar Bar vs CEO Dingin" akan memikat pembaca dengan pesona dan kejutan yang tak terduga.

What happens when a bored and hungry zombie woman who reads to fulfill her basic needs transmigrates into a dungeon apocalypse novel, the book that caused her accidental death? If she was a cannon fodder, it would have been better. Instead, she was the passerby who died after handing the female lead, the special ring- a great golden finger that ended the apocalypse. And she wasn't even mentioned by the female lead, who claimed all the credit for being the world's savior, forgetting her sacrifice. After understanding the situation and losing the ring, her first thought was to look for food and sleep. She doesn't want to be the hero of the world, she is kind to leave it for the female lead to hug all the glory. But the two men she saved randomly always hung around, unwilling to leave her alone, and a reborn female lead who kept staring at her with hatred. Update Time: Tuesdays and Fridays with two chapters each. (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

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After her mother's passing Arianna is thrust back into the world of her father, where her sister and family secrets await. Helping her sister with her wedding, Arianna meets a handsome stranger, a business partner of her father's. After a brief meeting with Detective Arianna uncovers family secrets, a mafia war, and horrible truths. Fearing for her life she turns to the only one she can trust and must work with him to bring her father down.

After being hit by a car, Oliver wakes up only to find himself reincarnated as the 4th young master in one of the most powerful clans in the world. However, just after his birth, he is declared to be useless by his mother. Devastated, he later realizes that he has been born into the world of a novel that he used to read. This world is plagued by war between exorcists and demons, where only the strong survive while the weak are devoured. In such a cruel world where death is only a mile away, he, born without talent, is expected to only suffer his whole life until he hears it... [Ding! Conditions met. Binding System has been activated.] A system that guarantees a 10x reward... [Ding! Target has awakened one of the 4 special eyes!] [Obtaining 10 times the reward....] [Host has awakened the...] It is not only a matter of time before he can reach the top of the world and live comfortably! _____________________________ Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/winterdragon573 Discord server: https://discord.gg/YXHmERu2mH

¿Dominación mundial? ¿Guerras santa-demoníaca? ¿ser el próximo héroe que salvará al mundo o el peor Rey Demonio que existirá en este mundo? ¡¡¿CÓMO SI ESAS COSAS ME IMPORTARAN?!!, ¡¡PRIMERO SOBREVIVIRÉ A SER UN LOBO!!. Con esa mentalidad, esté pequeño lobo se embarcó a vagar por el mundo en busca de los misterios de su reencarnación en este oscuro mundo.

Doric lost his life in an instant when he tried to protect the girl he loved. In return for his selfless act, he is reincarnated as a floating, undead skull only to wake in a mysterious cave. Discovered by Nyssa, a dark elf who also seems to have recently arrived in this world. They uncover secrets of the world and slowly come to find that he may be a monster but the world around them is filled with worse.

Our protagonist is a vampiress that has everything, that all would envy. As she matures, Men after men, after men, they all are in constant turmoil with one another for her hand in marriage. Will she be able to pick one? Marry the 'one' the love of her life in a living in a simple life filled with contentment or will she succumb to greed as a Villainess and be the seductress they all love, to have handsome guys in her beck-and-call wrapped around her finger? ************************************************* 3RD PLACE | BRONZE WINNER WPC# 219 | MARY SUE *************************************************

Warning: ~SOUR RAW LEMONS~ Make no mistake, MC is a villain through and through. Story is not sacrificed for eye squinting lemons, cheek slapping lemons are not sacrificed for story. Detailed smut scenes, but I warn in advance, hold on to your pillows and be near a convenient location, only the strong can maintain calm. Your PP will definitely grow if you read this book! ----------------------------------------- It begins with a rough start, but stay with me, it only gets better!! ... Also, its not all about the lemons here, the story is just as important if not more. The lemons are an aspect of the story, not the other way round. Join my discord server:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt You will find character illustrations there and get future updates. -SYNOPSIS- Following countless reincarnations, Aldritch had lived countless lives without any recollection of the one before. He was initially chosen by a god for a specific purpose, and for whatever reason, the god stuck with him, trying time and again to reincarnate him into a particular world, but each time, he enters a different world and loses the memories of before getting there. Just when the god was going to give up and finally search for someone else, Aldritch's reincarnation works... half works, since he still got reincarnated into the wrong world, but at least this time, it was one with a connection to the intended destination. Aldritch initially didn't wish to bother himself about this warworld, as he wanted to live a fun life, doing everything he couldn't in his previous life now that he has and can get anything he wanted, good looks, wealth, fame, and most importantly, beautiful women to carry out and fulfil all his desires and fantasies!! But then, realizing the truth about warworld might just change his mind... And what a weird start? he is starting out in the chamber of the goblin queen? ---------------------------------------------- Coming from the author to you guys, the readers, I ask for your support as I write this book, it will motivate me to write more and better. No support feels like no one is reading and kills morale and creativity. So don't be frugal at all!! Comments, Reviews, Gifts, Powerstones, Golden Tickets -- Anything & Everything. ... Information on bonus chapters: After every week; 100 power stones - 1 bonus chapter 200 power stones - 2 bonus chapters 300 power stones - 3 bonus chapters... And so on. ===== 50 Golden Tickets - 1 bonus chapter 100 Golden Tickets - 3 bonus chapters And so on. All the bonus chapters will be delivered the following week, if possible, all at once

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

After his tragic life ended, Aleron expected to reincarnate or transmigrate, but instead, he was transported with his body and summoned as a hero...only to enter a new hell as he had trash stats and couldn't activate his Divine Blessing, prompting the King to extract his boon. He was tortured and onward to being buried alive with his soul ravaged after they removed his Divine Blessing. But all was not lost as Aleron found he had the Ultimate Gacha System at the death's door and initiated his first summon in the Lords of Arcane banner. [Congratulations! You have summoned Darzax the Graveborn, the Sorcerer of Death and Necromancy.] --- I have started cooking. I hope you all eagerly partake in it. Happy Reading ^.^ ---Discord Server: https://discord.gg/AMPgB45M

‘The moment I faced its enormous eye, an unbearable headache struck me. Just by facing it, the amount of information exceeded what my brain could handle.’ Excerpt from ‘Things I Encountered in Space’ by Terra race space adventurer ‘Con Arche’. …No, I was just looking out of curiosity…? - This book belongs to 딸기홍차. - I'm just translating it and posting it on Webnovels. - This book does not belong to me. - I'll try to post regularly but I'm currently in graduate school and we're coming to a really important exam time.

He wasn't the one the whimsical god wanted, so he was discarded to the side, with his memories locked up until the world was saved. Who cares about that, though? When his memories finally returned, he was standing in the courtroom, as the judge was sentencing him to a lifetime in prison for a crime he did not commit. And although at first, the Prison Dungeon didn't seem so bad, he was about to learn that the prison, is not just a place...

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AND BLOOD SHED] Can a human be turned into a vampire without having a vampire bite or having parents who are vampires? "That power you are about to unlock would break you. It would damage any emotions you have in you" ••••••••••• Nyx Vespera had been living her life in the palace, working as a maid and getting maltreated for so many things. Despite her being the step daughter of the king. Suddenly, their kingdom offended that which was greater than them and the king of that land had promised to wipe them out if they don't offer him a human virgin as compensation. Little did nyx know that she was that sacrifice. Given to the king as a wife, she had expected him to be old and greasy like the ones she knew but what she didn't expect was to see a young and wickedly handsome man in front of her. This man was the prince of darkness, a demon who was ready to devour her at the slightest provocation. Will this marriage end up in a blood shed? Or would it be another fairytale series. Find out!!!!!. [HALLOWEEN SERIES]

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

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The bully boss has a little girl on the tip of his heart, the little girl carved a small wooden plate for him, the bully boss hung it on his neck, and never took it off. The rich second generation suddenly did not come to the night dance, the background wall of the social software, the name, a sign, all changed to a little girl, just when everyone thought that the sea King went ashore, the rich second generation went to the sea again, bought drunk every night, and had a small wooden plate on the wrist. When the world freestyle Grand Slam champion participated in the competition this year, there was suddenly a small wooden plate on his neck, and the coach said that he would take it off first, in case of impact, the champion would cover it dead and put cruel words: dare to pick, he would dare to dive on the ballet during the game When the red top flow record variety, partner ng countless times, he was not angry, but the other side of the operation error will be the dog blood spilled on the top of the wrist to dirty the piece of small wooden card, the top flow hit the script, the next day on the headlines: a top flow studio play big name Every man who gets a card thinks that he is an exception, is special, until one day, they meet Oh, what a coincidence. Do you have that too ! The same sky, the same board, the same lover, you deserve......

The life of a young man is turned upside down by a tragic event. His new life ringing a lot of room for improvement based off of his old life. But there is one problem.....

this is a story how mc transmigrated in in small cannon fodder that nothing but a staping stone for the female lead so mc decided to not to get involved with the novel story can he really not got involved in the story and live a peaceful and happy life with his new family.