Tsunade Pregnant Naruto

"Ugh! Why did the author choose my name as the Villain's name of all the names in Coldbourne? And that damn villain killed his own baby in jealousy when he is the one who destroyed the lives of the lovely couple Arik and Maven." While walking on the streets, Hael Argyris, a bartender in his early thirties, cursed his heart out after finishing "The Two Alphas And Their Forbidden Love," his favorite Manga's last chapter. *Crash* *Bang* *Whack* Just like that, a truck ran over him and he was dead. *Swoosh* "Ugh, why is my whole body hurting like a truck hit me?... WAIT! I WAS REALLY HIT BY A TRUCK!" Hael Argyris looked at his body, which was perfectly fine, but the odd thing was... he was NAKED under the sheets, and beside him was lying a man. "What the hell-" He paused as he looked at the room with dilated pupils. "This is the room in Hotel Fortune where the Alpha Arik Esmeray and that shameless villain Hael Lucian spent their night together, right?" "I remember the details of the room very clearly cause I looked at it many times admiring the artist's work... but how can this be possible?" He stretched his neck to glance at the sleeping man and was left in utter shock. "ALPHA ARIK ESMERAY?" And shut his mouth quickly. He then saw himself in the mirror in front of him. He had wolf ears and a tail sticking out above his butt. "So, I got transmigrated into my favorite Manga? But... why am I the fucking Villain? And why at this scene?" Hael banged his head on the wall but sensed a sharp pain in his butt. "Yikes! My rear end! First, I have to get out of here before he wakes up. I need to run away from this fucking city otherwise I will end up in jail at this rate and meet a miserable end.... ahhh!" To save his ass Hael dressed up and left the hotel room leaving a small note on top of the drawer beside the bed. Three Months Later... "Hael, you are pregnant with twins." "WHAT?!" Hael was shocked. »»-----------«« What will Arik do when he gets to know that the person he had a nightstand with under drug influence was pregnant? Will he accept Hael and his pups? Will Hael give Alpha Arik a chance when he knows that there is someone else in the Alpha's heart? »»-----------¤-----------«« Author: Hottest Villainess. Published on: 24-07-2024. Genre: Omegaverse, ABO, Transmigration, Rebirth, Time travel, Angst, Melodrama, Romance.

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

She never dreamed that she would meet him in the bathroom and they... Five years ago, she betrayed him for some reason and chose someone else, which deeply hurt him and he swore to make her pay the price. After the reunion, he launched a fierce attack on her, while she tried to escape this emotional entanglement. However, the red line of fate seems to have already tightly connected the two. Through repeated interactions and confrontations, they gradually uncovered their past misunderstandings and got to know each other again. His deep affection for her remained, and she was gradually moved by his sincerity.

Qiao Xi grew up in the countryside. After her father's passing, her mother remarried. When Qiao Xi came of age, her unkind mother brought her back to the city to marry off in place of her stepsister. She was forced into marriage with the second young master of the Huo family, a so-called "useless" man with disabled legs and rumored infertility. On the second day of their marriage, her aloof, indifferent husband casually told her, "Divorce or stay a widow in this marriage-pick one." Without hesitation, Qiao Xi tugged at his suit pants, her hand finding his firm, muscular thigh as she declared, "I choose option three!" Soon after, she demonstrated her remarkable acupuncture skills, healing patients and saving lives. Her "useless" husband turned out to be a hidden multi-billionaire! Not only did she cure him, but she ended up carrying his child. Elite figures and prominent families scrambled to seek her medical expertise, while those who once wronged her regretted it deeply, begging for her forgiveness. Some high-society ladies even came to her, eyes red with emotion, hoping to reconnect as family! It turned out Qiao Xi was meant to live a life of luxury and pampering, if not for someone who had stolen her birthright. Her delighted husband couldn't be happier: "My wife is priceless; only those who marry her would understand!" Meanwhile, Qiao Xi gritted her teeth, rubbing her sore waist: "Who was the one claiming to be pure and chaste back then?" Clearly, he was nothing less than an irresistible devil in disguise!

Yami Yuumo, an unknown mob character from Naruto's class is given modern knowledge, including the Naruto story. He makes it his mission to rebel against the story ahead and live his life surrounded by female ninjas. Watch as he changes the story of this world and as all the girls in the Naruto world fall deeper and deeper into depravity and corruption...

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

After living in hellish prison for 16 years, you're finally rescued. But what do you do when you soon realize that there is now a thread, a connection to the warden you've escaped from? BLURB: He could clearly see the way the water droplets ran down her back. The brown curls, almost black due to being wet, stuck to it, gave such an alluring contrast to her skin that seemed to glow in the moonlight. She turned, causing her ample breast to come into view. A single droplet hung precariously from a pebbled nipple. Was his eyesight always this sharp? It appeared like a pearl, begging to be licked away. He groaned as he could almost taste the cool freshness on his tongue before it was replaced with the heat of her flushed skin. Unzipping his jeans caused his member spring forth, drenched in the constant precum that flowed. Just the thought of sucking on her breast made him groan in frustrated desperation. He buried his face between the fleshly orbs. Biting and licking, he was pleased to see his marks on her skin. A fierce desire to possess came over him and even his wolf growled at the feeling. How is it that she smells even better that the soap she just used? Other Omegas used the same kind, yet their smell would cause his stomach to feel upset. Inhaling again, he pinning her against a tree. The same tree he was hiding behind before. Lifting her up, he devoured her lips while wrapping her long legs around his waist. Slightly bending his knees, he entered her in one deep thrust. She was hot and tight. So tight that if it wasn't for her juices, he wouldn't be able to move. Gripping himself tighter, his imagination became wild. Just thinking about her breathy moans or her screams of pleasure caused a shudder to pass through him as he came into the tissue he had thoughtfully grabbed. Why, why not just take what he so obviously wants? What's stopping him? If it were anyone else, he would have slacked his lust, had some fun, and moved on. The fact that this question ran through his mind without an answer was the reason for his pain.

Owen's lips pressed against mine. At first it was soft like he was unsure of what to do. At least he was doing something while I stood like a statue waiting to be pleasured like an effing idiot. I thought he was going to break it off but his arms went around me,  as sure and hard like it held promises to carry me if my legs gave out. I felt the rush and the warmth. The surging sensation I had never felt before. I was naive as I  had never been kissed before but I knew and dreamt, it was exactly as Owen was kissing me. The sensations almost left me limp like a freaking coward. Owen's face gradually blurred and drowned to nothingness.  ******* Emily and Owen has been best friends since they were in diapers. Owen was the one person she could trust to be there for her. He was Alpha and she was a pariah, a wolfless girl born to an unmated mother and a human father. He was hot and she was fire. He was voice of reason and she was chaos itself. She was his mate and he rejected her. Follow Emily as she navigate through the mess she calls her life with no one but the cub she had with the best friend that rejected her. cover is not mine. credit goes to the owner, reach out if you want me to take it down

Married into a cold, billionaire family at just 19, she never expected her life to turn into a nightmare. Her husband, distant and always away, leaves her to face the cruel treatment from his family. She’s bullied for being "too average" and "too fat," and the only people who ever show her kindness are her father-in-law, who eventually dies, and the youngest sister. Her world shatters when she finds out she’s pregnant after her husband forces himself on her one drunken night. Thinking this could finally bring them closer, her hope is crushed when she receives a photo of him with another woman. Heartbroken, she runs away, only to be hit by a truck and drown in the river. But fate gives her a second chance. Reincarnated with all her memories intact, she wakes up pregnant again and decides this time will be different. She escapes, flees abroad, and is adopted by a wealthy Swedish family. Now, she’s transformed—strong, successful, and no longer the girl they used to walk over. Years later, her husband tracks her down, discovering she’s not only alive but raising their triplets. He demands she comes back, but she’s not the same weak girl. She’s ready for revenge, and this time, she’ll make them all pay for what they did to her. A story of love, betrayal, and sweet revenge—will she break before she gets even?

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“Lin Yunfeng! Stop right there!” Lin Yunfeng gazed back at the speeding figure behind him. Heart racing, he picked up speed and ran through the abandoned corridor. “You better stop Yunfeng!!” Ren Muchen growled loudly. The little brat was much faster than he had expected. “This is how you wish to face me after you fucking slept with me? Fine! Run then! Let’s see how long you can last,” Panting Lin Yunfeng looked back in panic. “I’m so sorry, it was a mistake. think of it as Stepping on shit. Please forgive me!” he placed a hand on his lower stomach and ran even faster. “Watch out!” Yunfeng gazed ahead in surprise. a half-rotten corpse stood in his way. He came to a screeching halt but the slippery floor made it hard for him to come to a complete stop. He fell unceremoniously face down on the ground. “Fuck,” The zombie jumped onto him with its mouth wide open. Its bloody saliva dripped onto his face. Yunfeng held his breath. He had read about this before but this was the first time he had actually seen an undead. It petrified him. ‘Is this how I die?’ “Growl,” the beast aimed at his neck precisely, Just as he thought his life was coming to an end, a long axe cut through the decayed neck of the Zombie. The heavy zombie fell right on top of him, oozing blood and puss. A hand grabbed him by his collar and lifted him up. “You are not dying, not today, not anytime soon...” Ren Muchen said with a nasty grin/ Yunfeng gulped. Muchen peered into his trembling black eyes coldly. “You know why?” because we are having a baby.” Yunfeng’s hand reflectively went into his tummy. “h-how do you know?” “You knew?! Yet you ran!” Muchen laughed coldly and shook him like a rattle. “Take responsibility you bastard, we created a life that day! “y-yes, I’ll take responsibility!”

After sleeping with Alex, Neomi finds out she's pregnant. She tried to hind it as long as she can. What happens when Alex and Chloe finds out? Will he want the baby or will he not do anything. Will Chloe find out? If so what will she do Read and find out

Anna find herself feeling very jealous that her ex boyfriend has now have a baby of his own. Heartbroken and stuck in a job she hated, She died and possessed the body of an 8th month pregnant Villainess. For Anna having a chance to have a child, is a dream come true. Only one problem though. She has no idea which webtoon she migrated to.

Jiang Ning limped out of her quarters one day and entered the Jiang family's second courtyard, just as the Emperor was selecting a concubine for Prince Yu.  Noble ladies from high-ranking families put in their best efforts to participate in the selection, but the flower fell on Jiang Ning, who was merely there to watch the spectacle.  Jiang Ning was confused. She dared not let Prince Yu be a scapegoat, so she tried every possible way to tell everyone she was pregnant. However, no one believed her.  When she vomited after eating, they laughed at her for feigning illness. When she felt tired, they laughed at her for pretending to be delicate. When her belly grew larger, they laughed at her for overeating.  When Jiang Ning wanted a doctor's confirmation, all eighteen doctors she consulted had the same opinion: "You're just eating too much!" The fifth prince, Prince Yu, was a dashing and handsome young man. He exuded an air of sophistication and regal beauty. This was how the common people of Chang'an City typically described him.  But the real Prince Yu was cold and ruthless, using women without any emotional attachment.  He knew that the second madam of the Jiang family was the Emperor's secret love, and he also knew that the daughter recently brought back by the Jiang family looked exactly like the second madam in her youth.  So, even though the girl had a limp, he still tossed the embroidered flower in his hand into her lap. After their marriage, he knew she was just a pawn. But for the sake of the throne, he had to pretend to cherish her even though he detested her, until...

Pregnant For The PlayBoy CEO Synopsis "I'm carrying his child," I confessed. "He despises you, doesn't care," she warned, her words cutting through me. "I know—I'm his mother. Leave now, or you'll suffer my fate. Trapped with a man consumed by his children and business, not you." … Reality changed for Hannah Cooper the second she realized she was pregnant. The one night stand responsible for this was none other than billionaire player, Jackson Miller. Soon to be CEO of his father’s company, he is tasked with the duty to prove himself by presenting responsibility away from his horrible reputation. Jackson, desperate to rule the company and collect his inheritance, convinces Hannah to act as the love of his life in front of his family, and later the media. With the tides turning and the secrets thickening, they find themselves in a fake marriage that carries not just the company’s fate, but Jackson’s heart.

Xiao Ran was awakened by the sound of someone reading in his sleep. He opened his eyes and found himself back in the classroom! He held a note that had been passed to him by the girl in front of him, and suddenly realized that he had really been reborn! History repeated itself, and Ding Suiwan, the campus belle, looked at him helplessly and finally said those words. "I... I think I'm pregnant..." Having been given a second chance to live, Xiao Ran was determined not to repeat the mistakes of his past life. As someone who owned a thirty-year-old soul, Xiao Ran was resolute. "Let's have the baby!" He refused to believe that he had been reborn only to fail again. In fact, Ding Suiwan had not really been pregnant in his past life. They had just accidentally kissed. But the naive girl didn't know that and really thought she was pregnant. Xiao Ran's attempts to explain himself only made him seem like an irresponsible jerk in her eyes! Although the misunderstanding was eventually cleared up, he suffered a lot. Returning to 2000, Xiao Ran would never let history repeat itself. He would change the outcome of his fate!

"You already know, Rina," Victor said sharply, his voice cold and dismissive. "I won't love you, no matter what you do or how many times you beg. You knew from the start that Helena was the one I loved!" Victor went on, his voice harsh, "The only reason I married you is because it was my grandmother's wish. I'll provide you with money, but please don’t bother me or Helena anymore." Tears streamed down my face as I struggled with the pain and despair. My dreams of rekindling our love were shattered before my eyes. I had planned to surprise him with the news of my pregnancy, but now it seemed he didn't care. My hopes for our unborn child felt pointless in a world where its father had already rejected it. As Victor’s words lingered in the room, I was left in a painful silence, realizing that the love I had treasured was nothing but a cruel illusion. My marriage had led me into a desert of broken dreams.

Title: Pregnant to the Mafia Lord . Synopsis: Alessia is a daughter to a powerful mafia boss. She craves freedom from her family's criminal empire. Unknown to her there was a secret within her family that kept her fighting for justice. During a night party she met a mysterious stranger by the name Luca which resulted in a passionate one night stand. Alessia wasn't aware that Luca is a werewolf and a rival mafia's family enforcer. Months later Alessia discovers she was pregnant she kept the secret from her family only informing Luca about it, this made Luca have an unexplainable bond between her despite their families bitter rivalry. As Alessia's baby bump grows, her father begins to suspect, realizing her pregnancy which he quickly arranges her marriage to a loyal associate, unaware of her secrets Luca appears claiming Alessia as his mate but she rejects him, fearing her father's wrath. Will Lucas and Alessia love prevail? Or will their families' hatred tear them apart?.

[COMPLETED] Phoenix’ husband of five long years, Ace Carter Greyson, demanded divorce on the night of their fifth wedding anniversary simply because she can't bear a son. She begged him to stay but his firm decision was unbendable so she finally let him go. Her life was even more shattered after she discovered his long time affair with his secretary, and now, the mistress was pregnant. Just months after their divorce he married the impregnated secretary. Phoenix's world suddenly turns upside down when she discovers she's four months pregnant.

"There is only the two of us in here," Midori watched the man before her with a solemn look. "Tell me what you really want." "Isn't it obvious?" With a thoughtful stroke of his chin, he studied Midori, piecing together an impression from her posture and attire. "I wish to take you as my wife, and establish our baby's rightful status as the heir of the family." --*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*-- After her life took a turn for the worse, Midori Takigawa transmigrated into a historical romance novel that featured a cannon fodder* who shared the same name. As soon as she entered the novel, she was already pregnant and subsequently kicked out of her in-laws' house for cheating. Thanks to her photographic memory, she practically had the content of the novel at the back of his head. Armed with the knowledge, she grasped a newfound determination. She must change the cannon fodder's fate and live a fulfilled life! That naturally included making money and finding a worthy father for her unborn baby! Naturally, she wanted to do all of these without the slightest coercion! S-9898 : [Cough, cough. 1 Life Point has been taken from you for lying.] Midori : *curses at the system* You thief! Return my Life Point! Ex First Husband : Midori-san, I never agreed to the divorce. Midori : Is that my problem? Future Second Husband 1 : Wench, you are lucky to be betrothed to me. You better marry me now before I change my mind. Midori : I changed my mind. Bye. Future Second Husband 1 : Noooooooo~ Midori-chan, don't leave me behind! Future Second Husband 2 : In that case, will you consider me? Midori : Gladly! What is your name, Sir??? Future Second Husband 2 : *gives his name* Midori : *sucks in a deep breath* The protagonist!!! Meanwhile, what about Midori's four elder brothers? Was anyone good enough for their baby sister? *Cannon fodder = A minor character in a novel who usually ends up dead in a tragic manner.

Their worlds meets just because of their desire to fill each other cravings, leading to a deal a contract marriage and making her a baby mama. Karen twenty two years lady, that works at one of the biggest and wealthiest company in New York city,a very low employee because of her academic qualifications , she couldn't get a better job and she finally saw a job where she could work as a very low employee,her salary every month was nice , her dream had always been to leave the country and she saved very hard to do so,she wants to be independent and a sole proprietor but that dream shattered when her mom used the money for her own selfish desire causing her life to make a U-turn You are what!!!!?"shocked Ryan exclaimed. I'm pregnant"A lady said " Fvçk couldn't use protection how am I even sure that supposed to be my baby in your womb "furious Ryan yelled" Please stop yelling I'm innocent I was drunk that night,I was totally wasted if not I wouldn't have allowed you have me that night I don't want this also but I can't help but keep it "the lady said slowly trying hard to blink back her tears that are threatening to fall from her eyes. And you expect me to believe this "Ryan said raising a brow" I don't want you to believe it either I just want you to play a fatherly role for my baby "The lady said" What the difference between me believing and me accepting the baby, if I start playing fatherly role to the child does that not mean I'm accepting the baby or I believe it my child. Okay I would accommodate you and the baby till you are due to give birth, but you would leave my life and the baby life once the baby stop breastfeeding "he said" W...... what.......h.......how...... could you "the lady said stuttering" Deal or no deal miss "the already inpatient Ryan said. Okay deal the lady said allowing the tear's that have been trying to make way follow down her check's. What happens when Ryan past suddenly start knocking at the door, what happens when Ryan was trying to let go of his past and the worse happens, what happens when Karen finds out the secret behind her birth, what happens when enemies try to eliminate Ryan and his family, what happens when this two worlds were starting to get well along and then the unexpected happens. Well you can't know if you don't find out. follow me on ig to get short videos about the characters on our ongoing stories "astra_knight_"

Ever heard of Shane Smith? Well-known Business Man who owns a Top Company In Korea, yes. The Korean Women and Ladies celebrity, yes, he is so hot and Handsome that any woman who sets their eyes on him ends up wanting him so badly, yes. Shane is sorrowfully Married to His Model Wife whom He believes he loves so much, but he has one problem, Married for 3 years with his wife Refusal to have kids. Until when Ellen stormed into his home as a Maid and everything went upside down at a Night mistake he made while drunk out of Depression. Ever been in a situation whereby all you wanted to do for your Poor Family was to provide for them at all costs and situation?. Ellen Can be counted as one of those people, her Sick Mother and Younger Brother who was still in high shigh schooling for Ellen. Although she might be struggling to survive she was still happy with her Family. Everything changed for her when she saw a huge money Job requesting to be a maid for one of the most hottest and Handsome Men in Korean Home. Homes never got attached until A Married Older man, Who was older than her by more years had his way with her and she couldn't help but fall stupidly for him. With Shane being Married and in love with his wife who was in the picture would their Love story ever work? What happens when Ellen ends up getting pregnant for Shane which has always been his dream? Will Ellen live in more hell and torment at Shane's Mansion? What would Shane be drunk to have his way with Ellen? What would you guys think of the age difference? Do you think there will be more mysteries to be known?

I am a 26 year old man that died due to trunk-kun. I was a functional member of society that occasionally watch anime. My favorite would be Naruto. I always thought that if I had a system as Naruto I would be god. Never had I thought I would be come a system.

You're hiding something too, Dunice," Alex said, his voice low and husky, as he kissed her again, deeper this time. "We're both guilty of secrets and lies." Dunice's eyes flashed with a mix of anger and desire, but she didn't deny it. "We'll talk about it later," she said, her voice barely above a whisper, as she opened the door to the nearby bedroom and pushed Alex onto the bed. She climbed on top of him, her body pinning him down, her eyes blazing with a fierce intensity. _________ After divorcing her contract husband, Dunice Jasper finds herself face-to-face with him again, digging up painful memories from the past. Unsure whether to give him a second chance or use him as he used her, Dunice battles with conflicting emotions as she navigates the complexities of trust, forgiveness, and self-preservation.

Kate watches as her husband gets married to her niece, claiming her as his fated mate. He broke his promise to her never to cheat on her or marry another girl. She is now a trash in the pack estate as he doesn't even want to see her. All that matters now is the little mate he has now married. When all hope is lost, Kate realizes her real mate is the dreaded Alpha King. Alpha King, Casmien, is the powerful, world's most eligible bachelor but no girl wants him because he doesn't tolerate flaws. Will Kate be able to cope with him and serve this revenge to her ex-husband? What will Kate's fate be after she goes to live with the king?

"The Fang family had two daughters. Their youngest daughter, Fang Yan, was known for her beauty. Rumor had it that she was indescribably beautiful. However, the eldest daughter of the Fang family, Fang Liu, had a low IQ since she was young and only started to speak when she was eight years old. Her parents regarded her as a burden while the outside world treated her as a laughing stock. However, no one knew that Fang Liu was an ultimate prodigy whose intelligence merely developed late. Afterward, Fang Liu got pregnant for no reason. Four months into her pregnancy, her parents forced her to marry the richest man in South City, the Mo family. Rumors had it that her husband was an old man who had been paralyzed in bed since the age of seven. Unexpectedly, when Fang Liu married into the Mo family, she found out that not only was her husband not an old man, he was also extremely handsome. He was the Young Master of the Mo family that everyone admired—Mo Yu! Moreover, Fang Liu's child was not even Mo Yu's, but Young Master Mo did not seem to mind? Mo Yu even declared in front of everyone, ""Although the child isn't mine, the wife is mine!"" Everyone else, ""Young Master Mo is too honest!"" After Fang Liu got married, Young Master Mo doted on her so much that even she was moved. She had found a great stepfather for her child! A few months later, Fang Liu looked at her newborn's face and it nearly felt like she was looking at a miniature version of Mo Yu. Fang Liu, ""Didn't you claim that the child isn't yours?"" Mo Yu shrugged. ""I was just spouting nonsense."" It turned out that there was no such thing as the right person at the right time at the right place. It was all premeditated. ""It's because I love you that I've tried everything I can; I endured all the criticism for my only wish is to have you as mine."" "

As Third Young Master Qiao's fiancée, Xu Wan found herself dragged into a dark warehouse by him and removed the poison from his body with hers. After that, she fled in a panic so that the man could not even see her face. Unexpectedly, a few days later, it was not the news of Third Young Master Qiao marrying her that was announced, but his annulment of their engagement. Qiao Chen said, "I don't like you, and I believe you don't have any feelings for me. Let this marriage end here." After the engagement was annulled, Xu Wan left the Qiao family. A month later, she was frightened by the twins that suddenly popped up in her stomach. Much later on, she was forced into a corner by Qiao Chen. "How dare you carry someone else's child behind my back before the annulment of our engagement?" Xu Wan replied, "The children are yours, to begin with."

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.