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Big Mac X Shining Armor

Plot Armor: Ordered a Burger, Got Burdened With Destiny

In the beginning, there was hunger. Not the hunger of gods nor the metaphorical yearning of the soul—no. Just regular, stomach-growling, “I skipped breakfast, and my fridge is empty” hunger. My name is unimportant (seriously, I forgot it after the third wormhole). I was an average nobody on a very average Earth, dreaming only of something greasy, cheesy, and ideally served with fries. But the universe? The universe had other plans. One wrong turn. One cursed Yelp review—one glowing burger shack in a back alley that should not have existed—and boom. I’m flung headfirst into a multiverse of chaos, chosen by a sentient deep-fryer to wield the power of the Forbidden Combo Meal. Now I’m: - Accidentally immortal - Casually vaporizing star systems when I sneeze - Being worshipped by a cult of toaster-wielding monks - Apparently prophesied to marry the Supreme Empress of the Fifth Reality (who is, yes, also a dragon) - Hunted by a multiversal HR department that claims I violated “narrative structure” - And somehow still broke because cosmic power doesn’t pay for snacks Every time I try to sit down and eat, something explodes. A timeline collapses. A villain monologues. Or worse—a new arc begins. I’ve defeated ancient evils using only napkins. I’ve talked eldritch horrors out of invading just by explaining taxes. I’ve become a god… six times. I got demoted. Twice. I have three theme songs, a fan club I didn’t authorize, and a sword that screams whenever I touch pickles. All I ever wanted… Was. A. Burger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plot Armor is an unhinged, fourth-wall-shattering, genre-obliterating power fantasy where one man’s lunch break becomes a battle against logic, fate, and bad storytelling. Expect: - OP protagonist energy - Absurd comedy - Meta nonsense - Chaotic worldbuilding - And exactly zero chill. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader discretion advised: contains reckless narrative pacing, emotionally confused magical girls, and at least one sentient sandwich with diplomatic immunity.
404PlotNotFound · 50 Views

Married to a big shot's secretary

Mae Wilson, only daughter of the Wilson family. She is a genius when it comes to business. In fact her name in the business world is something that makes people tremble upon hearing it. But the same can't be said for her love life. Her love life and career are the complete opposite. For someone of her standing and class, one would have expected her to be hovered around by a lot of guys but to men she is totally unattractive. Why? Well because of the person who escorts her to every date- Bella Davies. She has been her childhood friend since little and after they grew up people were more attracted to Bella than Mae. One fateful night determined to change her love life, she went on a double date with Bella which turned out to be a failure but at the same time a blessing and a curse. A curse being that her long time crush, Shaun Grayson, the only son of the Grayson family who had just come back to town, who she was very much in love with despised her and was attracted to Bella. And a blessing meeting Ethan- Shaun's secretary. Ethan is a gentle, kind hearted and loving human. The kind of guy that every girl would dream to have by her side. When she had given up on all hope on love, Ethan turns out to be her savior but when both get into a contractual marriage and are forced to fake being in love just three weeks after they met, he turned out to be her worst nightmare. "................ To our families and friends, we may appear happily married, but we both understand that our relationship is merely contractual and can be terminated at any time. In order to sustain it, we must both strive to please one another," he declared. "I fail to comprehend," she admitted. "I desire Bella to be removed from your life, and I request that you tender your resignation from your position at RX hotels..." "Ethan, Bella and I have been inseparable since childhood. I cannot sever ties with her just because you believe it is in the best interest of the child," she asserted. "I believe we have an appointment scheduled at the courthouse tomorrow," he stated. "For what purpose?" she inquired. "To sign our divorce papers," he responded. "You must be joking," she questioned. "If you cannot adhere to my conditions, then our marriage is not sustainable," he replied. "Ethan, please reconsider," she implored. "I have nothing left to consider. All I want to know is if you're in or out", he inquired with a cold look "I'm in.........." What will she do when she finds out that she had just become a tool in a game of revenge and struggle for power. In all these she still can't help but fall for him. Will her love be able to change him when she finds out his sole aim for marrying her ?
YvOnix · 14.4K Views

Claimed by the big bad Alpha

His fingers wrapped around her wrists, his touch scorching her skin. "I'll take what's mine," he whispered, his breath dancing across her earlobe. Jessica's pulse quickened as he drew her closer, his dominance suffocating yet irresistible."Every inch of you".. his finger traced her long, tan legs. " Every breath you take is mine". Jessica, born into a wealthy family, has always lived a life predetermined by her controlling father. From her education to her career, every decision was made for her. With her father's expectations, Jessica was destined to become a doctor, marry well, and maintain the family's social status.However, Jessica has other plans. As she nears graduation from university, she boldly rejects her father's wishes and accepts a job offer as a journalist. This decision marks the beginning of her journey toward independence and self-discovery.Years later, Jessica returns home for her mother's funeral. But her father haven't changed that much. On the night of her mother's funeral, she seeks solace in a local club, where she encounters a mysterious and captivating stranger. He's an alpha who is known for being ruthless and cruel. As their paths cross, Jessica finds herself inexplicably drawn to this enigmatic figure.As Jessica navigates her complicated past and uncertain future, she must confront the secrets and lies surrounding her family. Will she find the strength to break free from her father's grasp and forge her own path? Can she trust this alpha who seems so cold on the outside but warm on the inside, or will he become another controlling force in her life?
Adegbuyi_Sunmisola · 1.8K Views

the X family

Mica has been away from her sister - Octavia - for years after going to join the X-Family ( a large group of people known for their power and superiority) She never expected to see her sister soon. But what happens when her sister shows up one evening at her clan, demanding to be part of the X-Family? The X-family was no child's place as they were known to be dangerous and corrupt. They were enemies to the government who actually feared them. The X-Family was so large, they had to split and create different clans which were controlled by Masters. Mica belonged to the top most powerful clan - the Khalid clan - owned by the powerful and cruel Master Khalid. When Octavia suddenly shows up and insist on joining the Family, Mica kicked against it because she knew how dangerous it was. She tried to talk her sister out of it but it proved negative as Octavia was adamant on her decision on wanting to stay. Instantly, Mica knew something was wrong. She knew her sister had always been scared of the X-Family and her sudden decision of wanting to join only meant something was wrong. She knew she had a different reason for wanting to stay. Well, on the other hand, despite Octavia's determination to stay, she still had the Master to face. As a result of how powerful the Khalid clan was, everyone wanted to be a part of it. He had to put a limit to it and made up his mind not to receive new members. But what happens when the weird, determined Octavia shows up? She's made up her mind to convince the Master to accept her, no matter what. But the question is, would she succeed? Would the dark - hearted Master find her worthy and accept her? And what could be her reason for wanting to stay so badly? What were her fears? What was she so scared of? find out in this amazing piece
Taois · 35.5K Views

Transmigrated Into Someone With Not Enough Plot Armor In Another World

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ Warning: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.
IEyeAye · 7.4K Views
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