Big Mac X Shining Armor

In the beginning, there was hunger. Not the hunger of gods nor the metaphorical yearning of the soul—no. Just regular, stomach-growling, “I skipped breakfast, and my fridge is empty” hunger. My name is unimportant (seriously, I forgot it after the third wormhole). I was an average nobody on a very average Earth, dreaming only of something greasy, cheesy, and ideally served with fries. But the universe? The universe had other plans. One wrong turn. One cursed Yelp review—one glowing burger shack in a back alley that should not have existed—and boom. I’m flung headfirst into a multiverse of chaos, chosen by a sentient deep-fryer to wield the power of the Forbidden Combo Meal. Now I’m: - Accidentally immortal - Casually vaporizing star systems when I sneeze - Being worshipped by a cult of toaster-wielding monks - Apparently prophesied to marry the Supreme Empress of the Fifth Reality (who is, yes, also a dragon) - Hunted by a multiversal HR department that claims I violated “narrative structure” - And somehow still broke because cosmic power doesn’t pay for snacks Every time I try to sit down and eat, something explodes. A timeline collapses. A villain monologues. Or worse—a new arc begins. I’ve defeated ancient evils using only napkins. I’ve talked eldritch horrors out of invading just by explaining taxes. I’ve become a god… six times. I got demoted. Twice. I have three theme songs, a fan club I didn’t authorize, and a sword that screams whenever I touch pickles. All I ever wanted… Was. A. Burger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plot Armor is an unhinged, fourth-wall-shattering, genre-obliterating power fantasy where one man’s lunch break becomes a battle against logic, fate, and bad storytelling. Expect: - OP protagonist energy - Absurd comedy - Meta nonsense - Chaotic worldbuilding - And exactly zero chill. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader discretion advised: contains reckless narrative pacing, emotionally confused magical girls, and at least one sentient sandwich with diplomatic immunity.

What is my existence? What am I? Since his birth, Aldrian Aster had never been an ordinary human. One day, a screen appeared in his sight with a message: I’m tied to the universe. I’m tied to nature. All of this is my own karma. Why I am different is also my destiny. My domain encompasses all things. There is nothing that can escape my view. There is nothing that can escape my sense. There is nothing that can escape my will. As he read these words, Aldrian understood that this was part of his destiny. Abnormal cultivation? Rapid comprehension? Mastering everything? Creating techniques effortlessly? This was his journey towards discovering his 'true' self.

Mae Wilson, only daughter of the Wilson family. She is a genius when it comes to business. In fact her name in the business world is something that makes people tremble upon hearing it. But the same can't be said for her love life. Her love life and career are the complete opposite. For someone of her standing and class, one would have expected her to be hovered around by a lot of guys but to men she is totally unattractive. Why? Well because of the person who escorts her to every date- Bella Davies. She has been her childhood friend since little and after they grew up people were more attracted to Bella than Mae. One fateful night determined to change her love life, she went on a double date with Bella which turned out to be a failure but at the same time a blessing and a curse. A curse being that her long time crush, Shaun Grayson, the only son of the Grayson family who had just come back to town, who she was very much in love with despised her and was attracted to Bella. And a blessing meeting Ethan- Shaun's secretary. Ethan is a gentle, kind hearted and loving human. The kind of guy that every girl would dream to have by her side. When she had given up on all hope on love, Ethan turns out to be her savior but when both get into a contractual marriage and are forced to fake being in love just three weeks after they met, he turned out to be her worst nightmare. "................ To our families and friends, we may appear happily married, but we both understand that our relationship is merely contractual and can be terminated at any time. In order to sustain it, we must both strive to please one another," he declared. "I fail to comprehend," she admitted. "I desire Bella to be removed from your life, and I request that you tender your resignation from your position at RX hotels..." "Ethan, Bella and I have been inseparable since childhood. I cannot sever ties with her just because you believe it is in the best interest of the child," she asserted. "I believe we have an appointment scheduled at the courthouse tomorrow," he stated. "For what purpose?" she inquired. "To sign our divorce papers," he responded. "You must be joking," she questioned. "If you cannot adhere to my conditions, then our marriage is not sustainable," he replied. "Ethan, please reconsider," she implored. "I have nothing left to consider. All I want to know is if you're in or out", he inquired with a cold look "I'm in.........." What will she do when she finds out that she had just become a tool in a game of revenge and struggle for power. In all these she still can't help but fall for him. Will her love be able to change him when she finds out his sole aim for marrying her ?

"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

Liam Ryder is a 17-year-old high school student who works part-time at a local diner and many other part-time jobs to support his family. He's a hardworking and responsible kid who dreams of a better life. However, his life takes a dramatic turn when he has a one night stand with a stranger because of reason,he got involve with a mafia boss whose code name is 'BIG DRAGON' in the mafia world,the king of death,king of hell,a living devil,a devil in human world. He somehow became someone who the 'BIG DRAGON ' doesn't wanna let go. Do you think he will get to escape from the devil in human form❓What happens he get to know the truth about somethings he was kept in the dark before ,what happens when all the tuths prevail. WAIT AM I GOING TOFAR ,OKAY LETS STOP HERE AND REMEMBER ''The true writer's ink is her own blood '' trust me while you are here ''YOUR LAUGHTER WILL BE YOUR CONSTANT COMPANION AND JOY FOREVER BE THE INK THAT WRITES YOUR STORY.

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Here the weak bow to alien dynasties and fearsome colonies, while the strong could get their feet rubbed by celestial queens and holy maidens. To reach the top one must trample on the weak and strong alike. To survive one must be ruthless. And to thrive one must be lucky. But most importantly, to be fated one must be fearless and willing to attain the impossible. As such, in a neglected corner of the human realm, Yamato a gifted boy dreams of becoming the most strongest fighter in the world, become invincible and attain the peak of martial arts. This is his legend as he rises up the martial hierarchy... UPDATES EVERYDAY!!!

Claus, a scientist so brilliant he dared to wield the tools of God—only to be cast into the unknown for his hubris. Now, in a world of magic and steel, he must grapple with his past sins while forging a future he never imagined.

Arya Daxit, a human forged by a clandestine organization, was created for one purpose—to kill God. Gifted with the power to traverse time and realities, he is a destructive weapon. But his existence has not gone unnoticed. Luca, a brilliant detective from a rival faction, has a mission to hunt Arya down. But Arya's not alone, Aadi and Rayna stand by his side. In a battle of wits and will across infinite timelines, the hunter and the hunted race toward an unknown fate.

Earth is collapsing under violent quantum storms, tearing apart the fabric of reality itself. The last hope of survival—ARK-17, an evacuation mission led by Commander Orion Vale and his crew, set to escape the dying planet. But when a mysterious Sanskrit signal—"Pralaya"—echoes from deep space, everything changes. Dr. Liora Kael, a brilliant yet reckless quantum physicist, believes the message isn’t a warning… but an invitation. Something is waiting for them. Now, as ARK-17 ventures into the unknown, they find themselves trapped in a cosmic rift, where time loops, forgotten worlds exist, and a dead Earth stares back at them from the void. Something is rewriting reality. They thought they were humanity’s last survivors. They were wrong. Because something far older has been watching. And it’s been waiting for them to arrive… "THE END BEGAN LONG BEFORE WE SAW IT COMING."

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His fingers wrapped around her wrists, his touch scorching her skin. "I'll take what's mine," he whispered, his breath dancing across her earlobe. Jessica's pulse quickened as he drew her closer, his dominance suffocating yet irresistible."Every inch of you".. his finger traced her long, tan legs. " Every breath you take is mine". Jessica, born into a wealthy family, has always lived a life predetermined by her controlling father. From her education to her career, every decision was made for her. With her father's expectations, Jessica was destined to become a doctor, marry well, and maintain the family's social status.However, Jessica has other plans. As she nears graduation from university, she boldly rejects her father's wishes and accepts a job offer as a journalist. This decision marks the beginning of her journey toward independence and self-discovery.Years later, Jessica returns home for her mother's funeral. But her father haven't changed that much. On the night of her mother's funeral, she seeks solace in a local club, where she encounters a mysterious and captivating stranger. He's an alpha who is known for being ruthless and cruel. As their paths cross, Jessica finds herself inexplicably drawn to this enigmatic figure.As Jessica navigates her complicated past and uncertain future, she must confront the secrets and lies surrounding her family. Will she find the strength to break free from her father's grasp and forge her own path? Can she trust this alpha who seems so cold on the outside but warm on the inside, or will he become another controlling force in her life?

Phoenix, a Knight who defy's even the god of death and wanted to watch the sunrise before he dies. Curious and impressed by his defiance nature, stubbornness and his willpower, the god of death grant him another chance to live but, in a different world. Will this be a one time reincarnation or will there be repeated reincarnations in Pheonix's fate? Let us take the journey along with our Hero and see where his fate/the gods leads him......!!!!

The world is turned into a video game and our protagonist is happy living like he wants with ups and downs especially the main plot

The island where bad people go. Killers,robbers,rapist, and much more go to this island. Adisa had very little memory of his family. He didn’t do anything wrong. Now him and his fellow troops seek to find the truth about a organization plotting on the island. And the people who put everyone there.

The world as we know it has plunged into chaos. Zeus, in a fit of arrogance, committed an act so reckless that it sparked a war between the Greek gods and every other pantheon in existence, leading to the downfall of the world. As gods and mortals alike perished, Hades, god of the underworld, tried to intervene—but was ultimately stopped by a force greater than himself. His wife, Persephone, was imprisoned, and Hades himself fell into despair. But just as his end seemed near, two primordial beings—Chaos and Order—visited him. They offered Hades a second chance, sending him back in time to the golden age of the gods. Now, back in the Age of Myth, Hades must prevent the catastrophic future he once lived through. But what do Chaos and Order expect of him? Can he rewrite the fates of gods and mortals? With Persephone by his side and ancient powers stirring, Hades is determined to stop his brother and reshape destiny itself.

Lin Feng, a young man from the Azure Dragon Sect, is on the verge of death after being beaten by his half-brother, Jiang Yun. However, he is given a second chance when he is transported to a mysterious location, where he meets an old man who informs him about the Sect Selection Ceremony. The ceremony is a grueling test of survival, where participants must navigate the treacherous mountains and face unknown dangers. The reward is a place in one of the six prestigious sects, but only the strongest will survive. Lin Feng, determined to prove himself and redeem his past failures, embarks on a perilous journey to overcome the challenges of the mountain and earn a place among the esteemed sects. Along the way, he must confront his own weaknesses, forge unexpected alliances, and face formidable enemies. Will Lin Feng be able to overcome the odds and achieve his goals, or will he succumb to the dangers of the mountain?

A young man full of vitality and vigor pitifully dies one day. But thankfully, God has different plans for him and he finds himself in a small house, in a desolated forest, in an entirely different world, where cultivation exists and people can ascend to immortality. His system is a little bit useless, but he is full of optimism and after his system departs, he thinks that he is an immortal expert. “Wait, it’s already been some time since I became an expert, so how come that not even one princess knocked on my door?” “I’m really an immortal, right?”

Rod so Big it can reach the heavens! Rod so Powerful it can tear the hell! Jack transmigrates and gets a big and powerful Rod.

A crew of an alien merchant ship finds a cryogenics capsule drifting through space, and soon discovers that inside the capsule is a being they have never seen before... a modified human, a clone. After this human saves their lives, they now commit to helping him find his home again. But this will not be easy, hidden forces and unrevealed secrets may destroy everything they know.

Mica has been away from her sister - Octavia - for years after going to join the X-Family ( a large group of people known for their power and superiority) She never expected to see her sister soon. But what happens when her sister shows up one evening at her clan, demanding to be part of the X-Family? The X-family was no child's place as they were known to be dangerous and corrupt. They were enemies to the government who actually feared them. The X-Family was so large, they had to split and create different clans which were controlled by Masters. Mica belonged to the top most powerful clan - the Khalid clan - owned by the powerful and cruel Master Khalid. When Octavia suddenly shows up and insist on joining the Family, Mica kicked against it because she knew how dangerous it was. She tried to talk her sister out of it but it proved negative as Octavia was adamant on her decision on wanting to stay. Instantly, Mica knew something was wrong. She knew her sister had always been scared of the X-Family and her sudden decision of wanting to join only meant something was wrong. She knew she had a different reason for wanting to stay. Well, on the other hand, despite Octavia's determination to stay, she still had the Master to face. As a result of how powerful the Khalid clan was, everyone wanted to be a part of it. He had to put a limit to it and made up his mind not to receive new members. But what happens when the weird, determined Octavia shows up? She's made up her mind to convince the Master to accept her, no matter what. But the question is, would she succeed? Would the dark - hearted Master find her worthy and accept her? And what could be her reason for wanting to stay so badly? What were her fears? What was she so scared of? find out in this amazing piece

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ Warning: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

The many wonders of love and how it is beyond just a word. Learn the aspects of love through this story of a young boy and girl; Evelyn and Daniel.