Noir Puns Kids

Dans la magnifique ère interstellaire, l'humanité a finalement développé la technologie de téléportation, mais lorsqu'ils essaient de se téléporter, ils ne sont pas envoyés dans le futur, le passé, ou sur une terre connue des hommes... Cet espace mystérieux est appelé le Sanctuaire de Dieu, où vivent de nombreuses créatures inconnues. Ici, les humains feront le plus grand bond dans leur évolution pour créer l'époque la plus glorieuse de l'histoire. "Scarabée noir à sang sacré tué. Âme de bête du scarabée noir de sang sacré acquise. Mangez la viande du scarabée noir de sang sacré pour obtenir de 0 à 10 points de geno aléatoirement."

``` "William Cole, je vous ai ramené votre femme à la maison." Un jeune homme est sorti d'une BMW noire. La femme de William Cole, Ruth Dawn, est également sortie du siège passager. L'homme a levé les yeux, croisant le regard de William à la fenêtre du deuxième étage, et a souri : "Alors, qu'en dites-vous ? Dois-je la monter ?" ```

``` (Contenu Mature) Fuyant le mariage qu'elle redoutait avec le Prince Héritier, Aed Ruad, la Princesse Anastasia est devenue la captive de l'homme le plus dangereux de Lore, le Prince Ileus. Elle connaît un secret qu'elle veut échanger avec lui mais le prix est élevé. Et Ileus… il la veut elle et quelque chose de plus. Plongez dans le monde sombre et mystérieux d'Anastasia et Ileus alors qu'ils luttent contre la tentation, le pouvoir, la cupidité et une attraction enivrante. Anastasia parviendra-t-elle à se libérer de lui ? Ileus atteindra-t-il son but ? Rejoignez-les pour le ressentir ! D'autres romans de cette série comprennent : Aveux Sauvages : Adrianna et l'Alpha (Terminé) Le Prince Alpha de la Croissant d'Argent (Terminé) La couverture m'appartient. Elle est commissionnée. Artiste de la couverture : Micehellwd ```

"Unwritten Ties" follows the forbidden love between cousins Ella and James Whitmore. As their feelings grow, they must decide if they can defy family and society to be together.

A ordinary girl, but she was caught up in an incredible turmoil. Alexander, a domineering and crazy president, firmly believes that I gave birth to his child, which is simply crazy! I haven't even had a first love, how could I have a child? But Alexander's misunderstanding of me and his persistent pursuit have turned my life upside down. He goes to great lengths to get answers from me, and I, in this chase, gradually discover the secret behind him. This struggle about misunderstanding, power, and love has plunged me into an unprecedented predicament. I must find the truth, prove my innocence, and also find a way out in this crazy love chase.

“Who are you?” The voice said who stared at Roselina with curiosity in his gaze. Roselina opened her eyes and saw the man's face and jumped to sit upright on the bed with a scream. She tried to get off the bed but felt soreness between her legs and realized she had slept with the man and lost her virginity to him. “Go away.” She screamed without looking at the man's face as he left the bed for the bathroom. He didn’t meet her in the room before he came back as she left with no traces. Roselina drove home looking rough and sad, crying while driving back. She met her father with his wife. “Where have you been since yesterday? Look at you, you spent your night out there with whom?” Her father yelled at her. “And who are you to ask me that? You're not my father, why yell at me like that, do you even care?” Rosalina yelled back with tears. 20 hours ago...(Yesterday)... “Don’t worry, father, I'll disappear as you want,” Rosalina yelled to her father, who was fuming with anger, his eyes all red. “How dare you raise your voice at me, you unfilial daughter.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo yelled at Rose, who was not going to engage with whom he wanted her to marry. “I dare, father, I have told you I don’t love him, U-Jin is just my friend and yet you’re forcing me to get engaged to someone I don’t love for your reasons… you can just choose your second daughter to marry him, okay.” Rose yelled and ran to her room, locking herself up. “Honey, why don’t you just leave her since she won’t listen, after all, she’s not your daughter.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo's wife, whose name was Yeri, said, rolling her eyes. “If she’s not going to do what I want, then she should leave my house.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo said angrily while Rose came out of her room and unknowingly, heard them. “What! Did she just say I’m not your daughter?” Rose said, shocked and unable to believe what she heard. Mr Kim Hyun Woo was shocked to see her because they thought she was in the room. “Huh… well… uh” Mr. Kim Hyun Woo didn’t find suitable words as he stuttered, but Rosalina stormed out angrily with tears, entered her car, and drove with speed as she couldn’t believe she was just a bastard of the Kim family. “I’m not going back to that house,” Roselina muttered to herself with tears as she tried calling her friend’s number, but it was off. Then she decided to go to her house, but she didn’t find her at home as her door was locked. Rosalina was so sad and thought of going to the hotel and spending her night there, but she drove to a club to have fun, maybe she could forget all she had on her mind. POV This is Roselina, but her Korean name is Yoona. She lost her mother when she was ten, who died of a heart attack the day her father confessed he had a wife and a daughter but later brought them to the mansion. Mrs. Min-Ji didn’t look like she was hurt and accepted the fact that her husband married and had a daughter secretly and brought them to the mansion because of how much she loved him. But things changed when Mrs. Yeri and her daughter started living in the mansion and always caused trouble, especially with her daughter. When Rose and Mrs. Yeri's daughter are fighting, Mr. Kim Hyun Woo takes Mrs. Yeri’s side, shouts, and yells at Roselina’s mother. The day they fought, Mr. Hyun Woo refused to see Mrs. Min Ji, who was having a hard time in her room, crying until she started having a hard time breathing and died from a heart attack. QUESTION...… Who was the young man? Do you think their one-night stand was destiny? Would destiny get them to meet again after that night? How would Roselina live her life when she found out she was pregnant? Are you curious to know about this novel? Okay, let’s look into this story and grab our popcorn as we check into this serial novel and find out what it has for us.

She wakes up to a ceiling. The smell of earth and wood, the sounds of nature, and the comfort of a bed. And to a color she had never seen before. Not to nothing... She isn't supposed to be alive. "What..." (This novel is very confused on whether it is a fantasy, or a sci-fi... But it sure does love film noir and it's sub genres.) ♤

Dans un monde où magie et nature dépérissent sous les assauts des machines humaines, Lyria, princesse des elfes, se voit contrainte de sceller une alliance interdite avec Kaelen, un prince vampire. Entre rage et sacrifice, leur union improbable pourrait être le dernier espoir de leurs peuples — ou précipiter leur extinction. Traversant ruines et prophéties sombres, Lyria doit décider jusqu’où elle est prête à aller pour sauver ce qui reste de son monde.

Story about a small girl and her giant friend trying to figure out a way to save their world buckle up kids it’s gonna be an interesting ride ;)

Diana Stewart the girlfriend and future fiancee of Aaron Sterling had a one night stand with Ethan Sterling (Aaron's cousin). After her family found out, she was abandoned and sent on the streets but a kind family took her in. After a few months Diana became pregnant and flee out of the country with her new family while Ethan Sterling till this day had been looking for the lady he had a one night stand with. Diana Stewart came back 4 years later with twin girls and got a job application in the Sterling group and her boss was no other than Ethan Sterling. What will Ethan do when he finds out Diana was his one night stand and it ended up with three kids will he claim the kids from her or love her and the kids?

Hunger is necessary to invoke a desire to eat. Cravings are not necessary, and usually are the trait of a glutton in the making. If you happen to catch the deadly disease of what they call a "Sweet Tooth", I sternly warn you dear reader... don't be salty. It happens to the best of us. Just swallow.

A story of how a boy juggles with what life throws at him as he lives his childhood years. This is not a fiction only It has a mix of reality Be advised very emotional The opinions on the topic of religion discussed in the book shouldn't be taken personally

Title: Tech Noir Setting: The story is set in a near-future society dominated by advanced technology, where AI, virtual reality, and digital crimes are everyday occurrences. Cities are sprawling mega-metropolises where physical and virtual worlds coexist. People often spend more time in virtual spaces than in the real world, with their identities frequently split between their physical presence and virtual avatars. Society has embraced the rise of technology, but with that, corruption, exploitation, and hidden conspiracies have flourished beneath the surface.

The whole school of Longview is in danger. Some kids wanted to play a prank on a teacher are now suspects. But the thing is: Are the suspects the murderers? or are the real murderers still out there?

Elara has spent her entire life as a hunter, sworn to rid the world of vampires and protect humanity. But when a mission goes wrong and she’s bitten by a powerful vampire lord, her world is turned upside down. Instead of dying, she awakens an ancient power deep within her—a long-lost bloodline tied to the Purebloods, a vampiric clan believed to be extinct. Now, Elara is more than just a hunter; she is both the weapon and the curse. Torn between her hunter upbringing and her new vampiric nature, she must hide her transformation from her family while navigating the deadly politics of vampire society. As Elara delves into the mysteries of her bloodline, she encounters Lucien—an enigmatic vampire elder with a dangerous allure. In a moment of heated passion, Lucien’s hands gripped her hips, pulling her close. His fangs grazed her neck, sending a shock of pleasure through her body. Elara gasped, her body arching as his lips claimed hers in a breathless kiss. His mouth trailed lower, teeth scraping her exposed skin, and a sharp bite sent her spiraling into ecstasy. The pleasure and pain blurred as she surrendered to the darkness, her world consumed by raw, primal desire. She was his—completely. But the deeper she falls into Lucien’s seductive grasp, the more she risks everything—her family, her humanity, and her soul. With a prophecy looming that could either save or doom the vampire race, Elara must decide: Will she fight against the growing darkness within her, or embrace her destiny as the last Pureblood and claim the throne of the vampire world?

Amelia never thought the man she built her life with would betray her. But when David, her husband of ten years, casually hands her divorce papers and admits to an affair, her world collapses. Standing at the edge of despair, she contemplates the unthinkable. But then, a single thought pulls her back—her twins. They need her. And more than that, she needs to rebuild for them and for herself. Determined to start anew, Amelia takes her first shaky steps toward independence. It’s a lonely road, but her resolve grows with every challenge she faces—until a chance meeting changes everything. Enter Ethan, the powerful, enigmatic CEO whose world seems untouchable. Their connection is instant, but after all she's been through, Amelia guards her heart fiercely. Yet, behind his stoic exterior, Ethan sees Amelia's strength and vulnerability, and he's drawn to her in a way he can’t explain. As she fights for custody of her children, battles her ex-husband’s manipulations, and strives to rebuild her career, Amelia begins to realize that maybe she can have more than just survival—maybe she can have a second chance at love, too. But trust doesn’t come easily, and neither does the life she’s striving to create. “I’ll fight for what’s mine,” she says, her voice steady, even as her heart races. “Then I’ll be right beside you,” Ethan replies, offering more than just his power—he’s offering his heart.

Noir ialah seorang anak yang dibenci oleh kedua orang tua nya kerana sangat bodoh,tetapi adik nya rin sangat menyayangi abang nya itu Tapi pada suatu hari sebuah kemalangan menimpa rin, ia terjatuh daripada tangga kerana permainan yang ia mainkan bersama noir.

Two sides of high school: Popularity and Inferiority. Satsuki belongs to the popular kids, but she is admired by a loner. Will she ever acknowledge the loner’s feelings?

' will they ever stop ? ' I thought as I saw one by one nurses getting in with kids in their arms. " Are those my kids ? " I asked the doctor. " Yes " he answered with enthusiasm. " All eight ? " I asked him. " Yes " he replied. I looked around the room filled with nurses carrying kids , two girls standing near the door and a divorce paper on the table. And I am speechless.

in a world where everything flows in a river, Noir Neo stands at the top. a calm, rebellious Mortal Made God. a boy who ate from the forbidden tree, inside the Garden Of Eden. he was banished, locked out of heaven. but he came back, hungry for finding a worthy opponent, but first he had to gain strength. so he decided to become the strongest Mortal Being of a god, to become a Man-Made God. so he started his journey, eating from The Garden Of Immortality. a garden filled with vegetables, fruits, water and other things that grant pure immortality. and he ate the whole garden, he was banished from the human world; into the depths of hell. where he met his mentor, a beautiful woman. a Nine-Tailed Fox, this Woman trained him to her absolute best, even giving him her blood. making Noir even more immortal, eventually Noir grew 2 fox ears and 19 tails. he crawled out of the depths of hell, emerging from reality. into the land of in-between, Limbo, a land that reaps souls. But Noir earned a mark of the dead on his forehead, meaning he's dead. He can't die; he's achieved another level of immortality. How peculiar-but he still wanted more, so he climbed to heaven; using only wood. Until he finally reached the clouds of heaven, once he broke in he met with Hephaestus; asking for a weapon. Hephaestus agreed, creating Noir's weapon. The horrifying but beautiful "Měilì zhī lián". A scythe made from the souls of the damned; Aura of Limbo, and the wood of The World Tree. surprisingly The World Tree exists beyond normal concepts.  But as Noir's weapon finished, he was ambushed by multiple gods-because of his Divine Rule breaking, he was sealed into the 30th Dimensional Square Plane. A clock that can't be affected by anything. Inside or out. Even Buddha can't destroy it, they even impaled his stomach with his own weapon to ensure his seal. So Noir decided to meditate, the river of everything emerged in his mind. That's it... he achieved what he wanted. TRUE POWER. He escaped the 30th Dimensional plane, fighting every god in his path. Defeating every one, he is UNBEATABLE. He even beat the Buddha.

A noir story, to discover who took the life of his wife, but it seems the noir knows who it is all along.

Jihwan Ryu's life in Seoul's high society is nothing but a beautiful lie. Behind the luxury and wealth lies a boy crushed under the weight of relentless bullying, his parents oblivious to the torment he faces daily. His only wish? To escape his powerless existence. But when Jihwan awakens in the mysterious Murim World, everything changes. Trapped in the body of a bruised and scarred five-year-old, Jihwan must navigate a realm where ancient martial arts and powerful sects reign supreme. With no qi and no understanding of his surroundings, he’s taken under the wing of a grizzled old man who offers to teach him the ways of Murim. What happened to the once-great Ryu family, now only a myth? Can Jihwan uncover the secrets of his bloodline and rise to reclaim the honor of his ancestors, or will the dangerous factions vying for control of Murim crush him before he can find his place? Blending action, supernatural intrigue, and the humor of an out-of-place modern boy in a world of warriors, Beyond the Break is an epic journey through a world where survival means mastering not just the body but the soul.

"LA ERA DEL DESTINO Y LOS SUEÑOS DE LA GENTE ESAS SON COSAS QUE NUNCA SERAN DETENIDAS SIEMPRE Y CUANDO LA GENTE SIGA BUSCANDO EL SIGNIFICADO DE LA LIBERTAD" Quieres poner el mundo patas arriba "SI NO ERES LIBRE DE HACER LO QUE QUIERES QUE SENTIDO TIENE SER UN PIRATA"

A/N: Please read the auxiliary if you want to know about a bit of the 'system' of the world. -------------- After being separated from her brother at a young age, Scarlet Noir set out on a quest to get stronger and find her brother. But over the years, she forgot the purpose of her quest, and soon she soon came across a place that would change her life. -------------- Azure Noir, after being separated from his sister in an attack on their village, was lost and hoping to be saved. He never was, but he did find something that would help him save others. -------------- A/N: just warning ya'll now, I do not update very often, and may occasionally go on hiatus without warning, that's all bye!

Aurelia, a land divided into five empires—Carthage, Sunaria, Winteris, Skotos, and Verdantia—is oppressed with tension and history. Once ravaged by wolves, the land endured a devastating conflict known as the Great War, resulting in the defeat of the wolf threat and a fragile peace. In the aftermath, the five empires were established, each with its own sovereign ruler. The laws were overseen by the Council, ensuring the establishment and preservation of unity. However, lingering fear and superstition cloaked the land, particularly regarding Erythro – a Greek word meaning RED. The color that associated with curses and dark magic. According to an ancient prophecy, the appearance of a red-hooded girl heralds impending catastrophe and the rise of the Wolf King, the sworn enemy of humanity. This belief has instilled paranoia and mistrust among the people of the land, leading to the execution of individuals suspected of witchcraft. In Carthage, one of the empires, resides a girl adorned in a crimson robe—a figure of intrigue and suspicion. As rumors spread of her alleged connection to the Wolf King, the inhabitants of Carthage view her with suspicion and fear. Is she truly a witch conspiring with their enemies, or is she merely a pawn in a larger, more sinister game? The mystery surrounding the red-cloaked girl deepens as the empire wrestles with questions of power, loyalty, and the true nature of evil.

[Ding! You have killed the Great Outer God, Azathoth.] [Ding! Do you want to resurrect the dead Outer God and turn him into your puppet?] … After being killed by a ‘stray’ bullet, James wakes up only to find himself reincarnated as a young man with incomplete memories, ‘abandoned’ in a cave with his little sister, Minji. He soon discovers he’s in a world that combines the elements of Beast Master, Eastern Fantasy, and Magical Realism. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, James awakens an OP system that can upgrade his rank as long as he has money. Thus, James is determined to become a successful businessman once more, since he also recognizes the potential of leveraging the system’s functions to amass wealth. [Ding! Do you want to refine your pet’s Evolution Pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the breakthrough Martial God pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the Heavenly Dragon Sword?] …. Later, James also discovers that the ‘earth’ has evolved after dungeons started to appear and towers that rose from the ground, where these connect the earth and the world where James is currently in through space teleportation. Upon returning to ‘earth’ to check the situation there, he finds out that his death wasn’t caused by a ‘stray’ bullet but rather was orchestrated by someone James trusts the most. Follow James on his journey, where he takes revenge on his killer in his first life, and uncovers the mystery of ‘why was he reincarnated into this world and why his family in this life abandoned him and Minji’ while pursuing his new goal of becoming the strongest. ----------------------------------------------------- [WPC August Entry] ALL SUPPORT is appreciated. Don’t hesitate to add it to your library and give Power Stone!!

Noir's preparation plan to face the apocalypse was utterly crushed after finding out that what came at the end of the world wasn't the event he had expected but a strange phenomenon that made everyone disappear. He and the other six survivors had to live in the abandoned world for 11 months until a second phenomenon appeared again and eliminated the rest of the living. Surprisingly, instead of being sent to oblivion, he was awakened in the body of a boy with the same name as him. In this new life, Noir decided to become an observer instead of a leader since everyone here had superpowers. Surely, nothing could happen to this world if everyone was that strong, right?