Naruto Gets Pissed On

"Dragons rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _______ Power comes from the beast you tame in this world, and you need to do it at the tender age of ten. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option, his aging parents sold everything for his chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? The apex predators? Turns out they start small too, so... He’s going to tame everything, every evolutionary line. How? Turns out, his summon isn’t useless after all. Step one: survive long enough to unlock his gift. Step two: tame creatures nobody else dares to touch. Step three: become the strongest tamer the world has ever seen and laugh in the face of those who doubted him. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Because in this world, strength isn’t just about the creature you summon; it’s about the bond you forge, the risks you take, and the will to rise when the world drags you down. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Even better, every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, questionable life choices, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions, over-the-top power fantasy, and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love an underdog, an over-the-top power fantasy, and a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a more serious or a bit grim-dark story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun, taming dragons and expectations. _______ If you want to know more about the cover: Yep, that's Luna lounging like it's a casual afternoon… on two dragons, no less. The white side looks regal, the dark side (dark blue one) radiates menace, and Luna? She’s caught somewhere in between, with her skin and clothes morphing into shimmering scales from their power. Oh, and don’t miss the tiny horns. It’s not just fashion; it’s fusion. High-level beasts tend to leave their mark, and Luna wears it like a boss. Sitting on dragons, half-transformed, and pulling off the ultimate power move. If they can put one dragon in their covers… I may as well put 2! We will use the same Discord from Utopian, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4

the novel Is Not Mine I Upload It For entertainment credit to the original author: Rush | 랏슈 [“Dirty wench! You stole my necklace!”“Unless I knew where your necklace was, I wouldn’t have been able to take it.”As an illegitimate child, Laritte’s biggest sin was being born.In the year she became an adult, she was sent to marry the ghost duke who was rumored to be dead. Her miserable life seemed to get worse and worse, however…Her life changed when the duke came back alive.“Madam, how do you like it?”Kind servants,“You have enough luxury to buy some residences in the capital.”“…no one will be able to look down on you anymore.”And the empire’s devoted and mu*derous duke.It was already too late for those who tormented Laritte to regret it.]

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

In a world of never ending battle and chaos a young and powerful King,Arkan Valtherion possessing unmatched strength and intelligence defeated the entire World and converted it into one kingdom eternis.after he fulfilled his dream the thrill of conquest and living faded away inside arkan he was betrayed by the nobles of eternis he reincarnated with his wife seraphina Valtherion into the future after 500 years hoping to find some new challenges.their journey is full of challenges,mysteries and dark secrets of the World that they unravel

James Hitchcock's betrayal by his wife and daughters started his hell. As time went by, he could never pick himself back up and died on the street in his old age. The goddess of time had watched the once kind-hearted man lose everything but still pushed forward even when his life never improved. In the realm of life and death, she asked James if he wished to have a do-over from when everything started falling apart. She is willing to give him three gifts of his choosing. To do as he pleases with. *Warning: This has mind control and mind manipulation* Mc will sleep with women who meet his standards while using it. But do not worry, he won't be stealing women.

Se que ésto es una mierda.. . ¡Pero enserio! los personajes de Naruto no me pertenecen, los derechos a su respectivo dueño exepto los personajes creador por mi

A boy named Ishida Yuki is a genius in gaming. He is also a lazy guy who hates the real world. His entire life changed during a thunderstorm and he got isekaied to the classroom of the elite. However one thing has changed as there is magic present in the universe. This story is mostly written for fun so don't expect too much from it

After years of being the outcast, Lucifugus Blackwater has learned how to handle the life he has as a host of the mysterious foreign Beast entity Bandersnatch, and a werewolf shifter second. His sister, Luciana Blackwater, in contrast is the seemingly ideal wolf with all her future in sight. She is set for her coming of age ceremony and will become the next Blackwater Community leader. However Lucifugus leads a double life as a false rogue running rampant and playing 'hero', more or less helping clean up the messes within the city caused by supernatural mayhem. A life that he carefully built up with the assistance of the Deities Cernunnos and Dionysus (usually referred to as Dion). And has a less than business oriented relationship with them and frequents his companions for the sexual pleasure and comfort offered. After he saves one of Luciana's friends, Wellesley Guillotine, who becomes a werewolf via a rival clan's rogue wolf bite, it becomes clear the recent attacks are coordinated. To make it worse, other secrets Lucifugus had intended to keep hidden are unraveling with the growing conflicts outside of the Blackwater community and his stoic facade seems to be wavering on behalf of Wellesley and the growing circle of companions. The self-conducted investigation of Bandersnatch, approaching coming of age ceremony for his sister, normal issues of Wellesley prove complicated and make it hard to resist temptation to snap from the pressure. With the upcoming of his sister's coming of age ceremony, the Lycan monarchy has arrived and the Princess Alya Orchid Loomington turns out to be his second mate a sore spot after a rejection from the first. formerly titled "Double Life: Bandersnatch of the Full Moon"

Ein was a hitman on hire. A killer, a shadow, a death with insomnia, if you may. He had witnessed countless pairs of eyes dim as the light of life faded, leaving nothing but vile hollowness. Needless to say, the sight of a soul popping out of the dead body was a first. And it wasn't just any soul. It was the dead heir of Byers Holdings, the same guy he killed with his own hands. Turns out the rich boy Adriel had a horribly irritating and loud soul, but worst of it all - impossible to get rid of. Who would have thought that killing on a blue moon night could lead to being haunted?

Being betrothed at an early age, Mandy only knew Holmer has her husband to be all her life! tables turned when she was left for another woman, will she get over him and survive the huge blow?

Josh a average highschool student dies at the hands of truck-kun and finds himself reborn in the Naruto world

Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

The story follows Chrono, the main protagonist who was once an accomplished physics professor. He is reborn into a world of fantasy that does not conform to the same principles as earth. The journey start from his infant stage showing various decisions he makes that may be influenced by his previous knowledge

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

When the renowned CEO William Anderson meets Dahlia Sinclair, he thinks she is just another woman her grandmother has set him up with. However, he is completely caught off guard when Dahlia looked him in the eyes and said, "Let's get married!"

After dying, Rue Beydo is reincarnated by a powerful god. Like his old world, Magic exists, though it has a different set of rules than he’s used to. So now that he’s able to succeed as a summoner, Rue uses his new lease on life for one thing: MAKING MONEY!

A story that revolves a group of teens that deals with love, anger, happiness and sadness before they enter their 20s.

[COMPLETED] ---------- "For ten years, I have loved you in vain. Now, my love has withered." Liliana Xin was treated like wallpaper in her four years of marriage with her CEO husband Asher Shen, despite her best efforts to build a happy home. She thought she could endure his neglect, but when a miscarriage got her nothing but a cold shoulder from her husband, Liliana decided enough was enough! "Divorce me this instant." What's the use of wallowing in self-pity? Shouldn't she be her own boss and lead a life without begging for a man's love anymore? It was time for her to squeeze out massive alimony from this apathetic man and leave to become a successful woman on her own! On her healing journey, Liliana crossed paths with Lucas Liu. The younger man had the same forlorn look in his eyes, reminding Liliana of her misery. "Join me. I'll make you more powerful." She promised, wanting to save him to repay him for his kindness. He was there for her at her lowest. With Lucas and her friends, Liliana continued moving forward. She didn't look back at the people who had never cherished her. They were no longer important to her. But there's someone that wasn't happy with this new development. Asher reappeared, his frosty cold mask was replaced with deep regret and longing. "I was wrong. Please, come back! I'll do anything!" Liliana scoffed, turning her back on her first love. She won't repeat the same mistake of loving him ever again. ------------ WSA 2023 Entry: Billionaire/CEO/Mafia Exclusive cover by @khaizusan (Instagram) Tags: slowburn, weaktostrong, boss-subordinate, divorce Please note that the characters are not OP from the start. They will undergo character development and even make good/bad decisions during the period.

"I'm not here to play games, Your Highness," Danae whispered, her eyes locked on the prince's. "I'm here to uncover the truth. And if you're not willing to trust me, then perhaps you're not worth saving." The prince's gaze narrowed, his voice low and husky. "And what makes you think I need saving?" *** Danae, a skilled healer and apothecary, is secretly hired by the queen dowager to help her son, the crown prince, who has fallen ill under mysterious circumstances. Danae is tasked with finding the cause of the prince's illness and curing him without revealing her true identity or purpose. Upon arriving at the palace, Danae is surprised to find that nobody outside the palace has ever seen the crown prince, she doesn't recognize him and neither does he know why she's in the palace. But complications arise when Danae discovers a shocking truth about herself. That's she's not actually Danae, but Scarlett. She must navigate the challenges of a bygone era while keeping her true identity and purpose hidden. As she and the prince grow closer, they must confront the consequences of their hidden identities and the danger that surrounds them.

"What the f**k are my eyes seeing?!" “I..is this human?” ... A new world where there are no humans, but they consider them to be animals that became extinct long ago A new world where vampires and werewolves rule the world But the question here is where did this person come from?! “Hello, my name is Louis Tomlinson,” says the young man lying on the floor cheerfully, waving gently at them. ..... The year 2018 is where it all began Everyone was preoccupied with the stories of the vampires and the werewolf, which were considered fairy tales at the time until... Until a mad scientist thought about these creatures that were running his curiosity and because he did not find any trace of these creatures and discovered that they were really mythical And in order not to place himself in the circle of depression, he committed a great sin, a sin whose result is the end of all mankind. . . “You succeeded!!!” the world shouts with joy, followed by the applause of the rest of the crew and their happy cheer and encouragement to break this happy moment, the sound of bottles containing chemicals falling "Damn it, it's moving," says one of the trainees, terrified, so the scientist smiles at his side, grabs his syringe and compresses it with the body of the experimenter, emptying what's inside the syringe with his veins. "Don't worry, everything is fine," he says arrogantly, and did he say it's okay??? Because this was never what it was, it was quite the opposite!!

In the aftermath of a battle that toppled the once-unassailable fortress of the Great Dark Wizard Morse, Parvomius, the weakest of the demon lords, lies on the verge of death, dismissed by both enemies and allies as insignificant. As his life slips away, Parvomius curses his fate, lamenting his weakness and wishing for the power to surpass even his monstrous siblings and destroy his father, Morse. To his surprise, Morse himself appears, revealing that Parvomius has failed in multiple previous timelines. However, sensing his desperation, Morse grants him one final chance—using forbidden magic to send Parvomius back in time, giving him the opportunity to rewrite his fate and prove his worth. As reality dissolves around him, Parvomius is consumed by darkness, knowing that his second chance could be the key to his redemption—or his ultimate downfall.

Kazuki Yamada, an 18-year-old university student in Tokyo, is determined to leave his painful past behind. Orphaned by a tragic accident and mistreated by his cruel relatives, Kazuki’s life has been a series of unfortunate events. Now, at the prestigious Tokyo University, he hopes to reinvent himself and escape his troubled history. However, his first day of university takes a dramatic turn when he heroically helps an elderly woman cross the street, only to be struck by a car in the process. When Kazuki wakes up in the hospital, he is not only nursing physical injuries but also an unexpected new reality. He has activated a mysterious system with a loli-voiced AI that demands he complete increasingly perverted tasks to survive. From stealing panties to peeking on unsuspecting girls, Kazuki must navigate this bizarre, often humiliating system while trying to maintain a semblance of normalcy. The system's rewards—new skills, experience points, and, ultimately, the means to stay alive—are tied to his interactions with beautiful women. As Kazuki fumbles through his new life, working part-time at a convenience store and dealing with his classmates, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, including Haruka Takahashi, a friendly but popular girl, and Rina Yoshida, a quiet and enigmatic student. Alongside these initial characters, he faces challenges from local gangsters and intriguing mature women. As Kazuki’s perversion deepens and his interactions grow more intimate, the stakes of his tasks escalate.

There was a bright flash of light and the continent shattered! Everyone is assigned to an island that is two meters square! A broken fishing is being provided to everyone, how to survive is up to each person's ability! "Ding, sign-in system activated!" "First day sign-in successful, obtained fully automated fishing net

I am a 26 year old man that died due to trunk-kun. I was a functional member of society that occasionally watch anime. My favorite would be Naruto. I always thought that if I had a system as Naruto I would be god. Never had I thought I would be come a system.

A quiet reserved boy with a humble background tells a story of himself, his family, friends and neighbors. He just observes and we are able to get to his mind to tell of his adventures, both the good and the bad. Who is the better person, his dad, the priest, Miss Betty or his mother. We see how objectivity and subjectivity matter in descriptions of people.

In a dark room, a handsome man, with a jawline to die for, was down on both his knees. On both sides of the man's strong and narrow waist, two slender legs hung weakly. With a fit body, the man completely enveloped the woman within him. Every time he moved, he was unrestrained and his bulging muscles expanded, bringing the woman to a high she’d never experienced. After that night, Sophia realized she was pregnant. She panicked. After all, she never had any sexual experiences. She thought of that night when she was drunk at a party, but she couldn't recall who the baby's father was. Was it the playboy, Norman, who looked like Leonardo DiCaprio? Or was it the smart and handsome, yet serious-looking Felix? Perhaps it was Claude, a popular figure in school with a muscular body, six-packs, and an athletic figure? With the help of her good friend Olivia and Anita, they arranged a meeting with the suspected “fathers” at the villa where they had sex that night. When Sophia expressed that she would keep the child, their reactions were completely different. Yet, why was it that the sharp-tongued man, who called the shots at Wall Street, a man who never stopped mocking her to suddenly show concern and care for her?