Tom Mctigue Comedian The Romance

Banished. Powerless. River wakes up in the body of Isen Faelir, the disgraced son of the High Wizard, he was stripped off his title and thrown into the Amazon Realm, where women rule and weak men rot. But just as he braces for humiliation, a mysterious screen appears before his eyes: [Romance System Activated] Objective: Awaken your sealed potential by making women fall. Warning: Each new woman must be more beautiful and powerful than the last. Gray Heart(s) Detected: 5 Current Level: 0 With every heart that turns red, River unlocks a new magical ability. With every bond he forms, his true strength returns. There’s just one problem: River had never flirted before.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Di balik gemerlap dunia game dan teknologi Iconplay, seorang direktur yang dingin dan ambisius ternyata adalah kepala klan mafia yang kejam. Saat seorang desainer grafis muda tanpa sengaja mengungkap identitasnya, permainan berbahaya antara cinta, intrik, dan kesetiaan pun dimulai.

Forged in the depths of darkness and light, a shadowborn will unravel. Seek the elders, the place where it all began. For the blood that once wove the curse, shall provide the cure. But beware, the price of freedom shall undoubtedly be paid in full. ................ Kael watched her, fighting the temptation of wanting to feel her skin beneath his. He loathed and desired her at the same time. Torn between wanting to watch the life drain out of her and kissing her till she's a breathless, moaning mess begging and desperate for his touch. He took in a deep breath trying to calm his fast growing arousal. He could not give into his desires. His duty was more important than anything. Everyone's lives depends on Aria's. No matter how tempting she was, he was not going to give in.

Kim Soyeon, a reckless 20-year-old heiress to a Dubai real estate empire, lives for luxury and parties, ignoring her late father's will that demands she marry to claim her fortune. When her mother schemes to pair her with Park Jungwoo, a Stoic 32-year-old businessman who fought his way out of poverty, sparks fly between two opposites. Soyeon thinks Jungwoo is dull and arrogant; he sees her as a spoiled child. But amidst Dubai's dazzling nights, from Burj Khalifa to Palm Jumeirah, love begins to bloom through hilarious mishaps and dramatic misunderstandings. With a charming rival stirring trouble and family pressures mounting, can Soyeon grow up and find true love? And will Jungwoo open his heart to a world he's never dared to explore? VIP Romance is an emotional rollercoaster packed with laughter, tears, and swoon-worthy romance, where two worlds collide in the heart of the city of dreams!

Zelda Delacroix is no ordinary girl—raised in a world of affluence, power, and hidden secrets, she’s adopted into the prestigious Delacroix family, where appearances are everything and silence is survival. But beneath the surface of her new life lies a web of forbidden desire, fractured loyalties, and dangerous truths no one dares to speak. As Zelda tries to navigate university, dreams of becoming an architect, and the unrelenting expectations of the Delacroix household, she finds herself drawn to Lucien—the cold, enigmatic eldest son of the family who has always watched her from a distance. He’s off-limits, untouchable, and infuriatingly magnetic. Their connection simmers quietly, the tension growing more unbearable with each stolen glance and whispered word. But Lucien isn’t the only one watching her. The family’s secrets begin to unravel, and a forgotten brother erased from all records haunts the corners of Zelda’s life. As she digs deeper, she uncovers a dangerous conspiracy that could shatter the Delacroix name—and cost her everything. Meanwhile, rivals emerge. Marcella, a cunning girl from another elite family, pretends to befriend Zelda while scheming to steal Lucien. And Delphine Vale, a petite and seemingly harmless classmate, hides sinister intentions beneath her sweet smile. Every step Zelda takes forward is shadowed by betrayal. With her budding friendship with the genuine and free-spirited Ariyah, and the quiet support of her adoptive brothers Berrett and Ryan, Zelda tries to hold on to her sanity. But as the line between protector and possessor blurs in her relationship with Lucien, and long-buried feelings rise to the surface, Zelda must decide: Can she survive the weight of a love that was never meant to happen? And in a house built on secrets… who will burn first?

The story is a romance novel that follows the journey of Emily and Jake, two individuals who have a past together. They reconnect after some time apart, and as they spend more time together, their feelings for each other begin to resurface. Jake is a single father to a young daughter named Lily, and Emily is drawn to his kind and caring nature. As they navigate their rekindled relationship, they face challenges and obstacles, but ultimately, they find their way back to each other. The story explores themes of love, family, and second chances, and it appears to be building towards a happy ending, with Emily and Jake getting married and starting a new life together with Lily.

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”. You can follow me on Discord; _Mckenzie_

[WARNING: VIOLENT CONTENT AHEAD] Kill, Bloodshed, Revenge, Vengeance is what his world was limited to. When she appeared, his world went limitless. Nilana, hurt and betrayed by her foster family ran away after poisoning them with a sleeping potion. What else could she had done? They were selling her to a brothel to pay her elder sister's dowry! After leaving the cottage on a windy night, she ought to go to the capital of the Kingdom of Windspire, and start a new life there. On her way there, she meets this mysterious rower who was helping her cross the river. Right then, heavy storm and high waves knocked the boat out. She drowned, wondering if this how her life was to be ended. The next time she opened her eyes, she found herself in a bed of a wooden manor in the middle of a forest. Unsure of how she ended up here, she meets the owner of the manor, All soaked in sweat, shirtless, and holding an axe on his shoulders. He was a young man. The most beautiful young man she had ever seen. Follow the journey of Nilana, a runaway with a hidden past, and Ian, a mysterious wood merchant harboring deadly secrets. When fate unites them in a lavish forest manor, they embark on an unforgettable adventure. As royal intrigues and hidden motives unfold, their love will be tested, and their destiny as Assassin, Prince, and King will shape the future of the Kingdom of Windspire. With thrilling plot twists, thought stopping action scenes, found family bonds, and heartwarming moments, it is a captivating historical fantasy novel that will keep you spellbound until the very last page. EXCERPT - "What are you planning to do exactly, Dem Mari?" His voice was low and resonant. "You-" she stammered and stepped back two steps behind, "You!" She pointed out to him in a yell, "Can you not-" Stuttering, she made her posture straight and reached out for the apron hanging on one of the wall hooks behind him. "Can you not do this? And declare your presence then scare me shitless all the time, mister?!" Her words blabbered out as she took the apron and stepped back. "No." Ian replied. Nilana glared at him, her eyes squinted. "What do you mea-" "It's fun." He snatched the apron from her hands. "Fun to witness your myriad expressions every time I appear like a phantom behind you." P.S THE COVER IS NOT MINE

Tom Polo, Dracula’s son, inherited none of his father’s supernatural edge, just his mom’s human fragility. But what he lacks in fangs, he makes up for with a ruthless intellect, crafting intricate, cutthroat schemes for profit or pure entertainment. A master of manipulation, Tom thrives in the shadows, always outsmarting his rivals while wrestling with the bitter reality of his powerless lineage. Then he finds it: a cryptic, ancient book housing the Perverse Vampire System, a dark mechanism that offers him the chance to become the most powerful vampire alive. The catch? He must complete its depraved missions, each one pushing his cunning and ethics to the brink. As Tom unlocks vampiric abilities, his humanity starts to erode, and the line between control and corruption blurs. With vampire hunters, rival predators, and his father’s looming legacy closing in, Tom’s sharp mind and emerging powers are his only weapons. Can he outmaneuver the system’s sinister demands and claim ultimate power, or will his ambition consume him?

Dexter Klein! A clean freak,just as his surname sounds. Only that,they're two words with different spellings and meanings. Have you ever met someone who cares so much about his looks,more than anything or anyone in this world? Well,meet Dexter Klein, a demigod,arrogant billionaire CEO of KLEIN'S WINERY COMPANY. A handsomely rude guy, arrogant,mean,cold and proud. A man slut,who f**ks and dumps girls like papers. Breaking girls hearts is like playing games and winning your opponents. A self centered cold jerk,who doesn't care about anyone,but himself and his looks. You can do anything you want to do to him(that's if you will go scot free) but do not ruin his looks. A proud jerk who doesn't believe in love. To him,love is the stupidest thing anyone can ever think of involving him or herself in. He's one of the crazy people you'd ever meet. He fires people in his office at the slightest mistake. Well,let's say. You're fired!! Is his everyday anthem, cos no day passes without Dexter firing someone. Even when you cough,you'd get fired. If you don't dress or walk properly, he's gonna fire you,straight up without thinking twice. Yea,that's how arrogant,mean and crazy he is. Not until he met Annika again, though. Yea,you read well. They met again. Dexter and Annika are,or were high school enemies. Always fighting, with Dexter always being mean and arrogant. Annika. A crazily sexy young lady,with silky dark hair,cutest smiles,sexy eyes,and hot! A fitness addict,looking for more money to start her clothing business. An action lady,who doesn't take shit from anyone,she gives it to you hot. Now,Dexter and Annika have just one thing in common. They're both crazy! How can two crazy people work in the same place, without it catching fire? Why were they always fighting in high school? Can a love chemistry ever happen between these two? Even if it happens,would it blossom?

Zoe Hawkins lost everything in one night — her parents murdered, her twin sister, Chloe, dead, and her home slipping through her fingers. Alone and desperate, she assumes her sister's identity in a high-stakes competition, determined to win the prize money and reclaim her life. But living as Chloe comes with complications — especially when two mysterious brothers stir emotions she’s never known. One offers solace. The other? Heartache and betrayal. Yet her heart refuses to let go of either. As secrets buried in the house begin to surface, Zoe must face the truth: her sister’s death wasn’t just a tragedy — it was the beginning of something much darker.

A vida de Holly vira de cabeça para baixo quando ela precisa cobrir o turno da mãe no trabalho. O que parecia uma simples ajuda familiar se transforma em uma inesperada jornada que a tirará de sua rotina e a lançará em um turbilhão de acontecimentos. O que será que a espera nesse novo caminho?

--- She was meant to be just a pawn, now she's the queen he'll live and die for. When the country’s most elusive billionaire dollar heir announces a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, Maeve finds herself swept into a marriage she didn’t choose, wearing a dress she didn’t pick, beside a man who barely looks at her. He needed a wife to claim his inheritance. She was just... there. Unwanted by the family that took her in, unnoticed by the man who now owns her last name. Left to navigate a world of silent dinners, cold stares, and luxury that feels like punishment, Maeve buries herself in quiet solitude. What begins as indifference turns into curiosity, and curiosity into possession. And when the truth of her past surfaces—of a tragedy that was never just an accident—he realizes he’s married to something far more dangerous than he ever expected: A quiet storm he never saw coming. In a world where loyalty is bought, betrayal is currency, and love is weakness... Can a quiet girl with secrets tame a king born in blood? --- Book cover mine so please don't use.

Bound

On an ordinary night in 2030, Shirou Fukushima never expected his life to change. After a late shift at work, he finds a mysterious woman unconscious beneath a lamppost-someone who seems oddly familiar, yet entirely unknown. Driven by concern, he brings her to safety, only to discover she has no memory of why she was there... or how she got there. As they begin to coexist under one roof, a quiet connection blossoms. But strange coincidences, buried memories, and growing questions threaten the calm. Why does destiny seem to pull them closer with every passing day? Sometimes, a single encounter is all it takes to unravel a hidden truth.

XIRA BELIEVES IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT WHEREAS ZEN'S LOVE GROWS WITH TIME, BOTH FELL INTO MAGICAL ROMANCE...BUT DESTINY HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN ZEN AND XIRA'S LIVES...

Alexa's life is a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and heartache in a dilapidated house on the city's outskirts. Since her mother's death, her Governess has resented her existence from losing financial support with her gambling addiction. With each passing day, Alexa works tirelessly to make ends meet, cleaning up after her drunk guardian and managing the household independently. Despite her efforts, her guardian's reckless behavior only worsens, and soon, the weight of her debt threatens to crush them both. It's a thrilling tale of survival, temptation, and the high cost of freedom. Alexa is caught between the past and a perilous future. Excited but nervous, she moves from the slums of the Philippines to the pinnacle of American power and into the world of the Royal. Journey with me how Alexa navigates her life as 'The President's Daughter and her Royal Whirlwind Romance.' *** Follow me on IG, FB, Tiktok. @AJZHEN

A teen Romancee!! in a Cafe ? Strangers to lovers....

In the imperial city of Sanctus Terra lives a young and talented magician, Mavis Grand, who have just gotten her heart broken yet again. After drinking all day, she came to the conclusion that she will never find love and decides to end her life. She ended up going to the graveyard instead and finds an unmaintained tombstone with the name "Lowell Necros" written on it. One thing led to another involving law enforcers and she had to use necromancy to fend them off. Follow the story of Mavis as she finally finds love in the most unexpected places.

"mum always said that boys were distraction are being in a relationship with them was double the distraction." I remembered once what my mum had said about my cousin and how a boy ruined her life. I have a crush but I can't tell mum or else she'll lash at me. He's the school's sports player and many girls are after him especially Tessy and by the looks of it, I don't think my dreams of being with him will come through anytime soon. . . . Annabel Mason a sweet, kind girl whose's a nerd and also owns a diary has a crush on Jordan, a handsome guy who is also the school's sports player and all the girls are after him and her goal that year was to make him hers. Jayden Collins, a student from Royal High was sent as an exchange student. He's handsome, good in both sports and academics. Oh? seems there's a twist in the story. Annabel Mason? Jayden Collins? A dorky nerd? Sport's Player and Academic guru? Things are about to get interesting once Jayden offers to help her with her goal? Note: Joshua Mason and Ariana Watson's story is going to continue in this book.

One accidental kiss, a jealous ex, and a coffee-shop crush , Star finds herself tangled in a love triangle she didn’t see coming. Now she must decide follow her guarded heart or risk it all for the boy who challenges everything she thought she knew about love.

She turned her head and screamed into the mattress again, and I felt her body shudder under my palm as her juices coated my shaft - this was a particularly juicy one. I kept thrusting, feeling myself approach that critical moment. My eyes roamed over one of Jessica's best features - her flawless skin. As someone who spent most of her time indoors reading and maintaining a rigorous skin care routine, she was almost translucent with a flawless complexion that I constantly marveled at. Her back, her shoulders, her ass… it was all a flawless work of art like the finest marble.......

When Eden crashes her car on a deserted mountain road, she wakes in Silverthorn, a town hidden from the maps and soaked in secrets. The people stare too long. The forest moves when there’s no wind. As if she knew, there is something watching her from the trees with glowing eyes and a hunger she doesn’t understand. Then she meets Kade Thorne. Scarred. Silent. Savage. He saved her once. He swears he won’t do it again. As Eden digs into aunt's disappearance, her life is in danger. There’s a truth buried beneath Silverthorn’s soil. Venturing deep into the small town, she uncovers that she was raised here. She came face to face with her spirit that was locked away from her when she was a kid. With her spirit, she will be so powerful. Powerful to fight evil or be the architect of the evil and at same time maintain the love of her heart, is yet to be seen

Traversing a parallel world and transforming into a girl, Lucy Anderson initially desired a leisurely life at home, indulging in food and drink. However, she never anticipated being summoned by her mother to participate in a romance show. Of course, it's all in jest; falling in love seems impossible, especially in her current situation. Yet, despite her protests, her mother insisted on her involvement, treating her like a child. Just as Lucy found herself in this predicament, a peculiar passive heart system activated. Suddenly, she became the center of attention for male guests, creating humorous scenarios for the show. The first male guest exclaimed, "I bought this coconut for Lucy Anderson." The second male guest eagerly asked, "Lucy, would you join me for dinner tomorrow?" Not only the male guests but also the female guests couldn't resist Lucy's charm. The second female guest gushed, "Oh, Lucy, I adore you! How are you such a great cook?" The fourth female guest remarked, "She's so kind and gentle; I wish she'd marry me." Dumbfounded by all the attention, Lucy turned to her best friend for help, asking, "What should I do? It seems like everyone is confessing to me." (Don't get married! Don't get married! Don't get married!!!)