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She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

The Ji oh Joey Saga offers us a glimpse into life in a mysterious and perilous world. While New York City is often portrayed as a bustling metropolis, the city that never sleeps, it hides countless secrets and enigmas beneath its streets. The saga delves into a world where intelligent AI-powered robots aim to replace humans, shifting the technological balance, while creatures thrive beneath a vast, advanced civilization stretching from New York City to the Atlantic coastline and the heart of the Pacific. These creatures encompass a wide variety of species, from humanoid reptiles that closely resemble humans to hybrid Yokai beings with diverse appearances and personalities, reminiscent of the world of Undertale. One of the most prominent races is the demons, who ruled the earth for over a thousand years in "The Great Rift" beneath the surface. In the Ji oh Joey Saga, adventure, excitement, mysteries, and intricate conspiracies unfold, reducing living beings to mere pawns in a vast, complex game. It’s a journey into the depths of human nature and psychology. If this piques your interest, we invite you to join on these journeys. We promise to make every effort to keep it engaging, even though it will undoubtedly be a long ride.

Welcome to my world of madness, where the strong rule through might and fear, and the weak are forced to bend the knee. I’m no different from a simple commoner. I have no grand ambitions. I never wanted to be the strongest. I was just an orphan who became a farmer, only to be pushed into doing the unthinkable. I became what I am because of circumstances, not choice. I never wanted to burn thousands. I never wanted to be called a monster. Yes, I might be a little crazy in the head—but then again, who isn’t? I said all of this to a frog sitting on the ground, staring at me unblinking in the midst of a thunderstorm. Am I crazy? I beg to differ. I’m completely normal. Date: some time in the future.

ये कहानी है रोहन और रिया की । जो एक दूसरे को जान ते हुए भी अंजान है । लेकिन तभी रिया जो नोकरी की तलाश में इंटरव्यू दे ने गई होती है । रोहन की कंपनी में वो घर आते ही अचानक रोहन के प्यार में पड़ जाति है । लेकिन रिया नहीं जानती कि ये प्यार है या कुछ और । इन का एक बेहद ही अजीब रिश्ता भी है । जिस में ये दोनो बंधे हुए है । पर ये दोनो इस बारे में नही जान ते है । इस रिश्ते के बारे में । और केसे पता चलेगा इन दोनो को । रिया भी कुछ कम नहीं है । वो छुपी रुस्तम है । उसकी असली पहचान क्या है ?? क्या ये उसकी कोई चाल है?? क्यों गई थी वो लन्दन?? क्या सच्चाई है उसकी?? आखिर कौन है वो?? क्या है वो बंधन?? बंधन के बारे में जानत होगे क्या?? और जान भी लेंगे तो क्या निभा लेंगे? और क्या रोहन करने लगे गा प्यार रिया से??तो क्या वो जाहिर कर पाएगा उसका प्यार? क्योंकि रोहन बहुत छुपा हुआ इंसान है?? और एक ऐसा हाड़ सा हुआ है । जिसने सब की जिंदगी में तूफान और तबाही लाई है?? क्या हुआ था उस हादसे में? जिस ने ऐसा हाल कर दिया?? जानने के लिए पढ़ते रहिए "You Are My Fate" Webnovel पर।

Dans un monde ravagé par des monstres, Tanza, un jeune garçon doté d'une étrange bénédiction, lutte pour survivre. Entre pouvoir dévorant, alliances fragiles et un passé oublié, il doit choisir : préserver son humanité ou embrasser le destin qu'on lui impose.

Scene 1 "Your marriage is fixed," Father Shen stated calmly. "You'll register the marriage directly." "I don't agree!" Shen Ning stood up, her face full of defiance. Father Shen pursed his lips, his tone unwavering. "Objection denied." ________________________________ Scene 2 "Every relationship has its issues. You don't have to face it alone. What happened?" Still, Qin Yuheng remained silent, his eyes distant, unwilling to open up. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Qin Yuheng spoke, his voice barely above a whisper. "I forced her to marry me… But... she likes someone else." ________________________________ Scene 3 "Will you always be there on my every birthday?" "Mm-hmm," he replied, his answer simple but filled with the promise of a lifetime. He moved to lead her toward the cake. "Let's—" But Shen Ning suddenly stopped him. "I love you." He paused, sure that he had misheard. "What did you say?" Shen Ning's voice was steady, but her heart was pounding as if it were trying to escape her chest. "I love you." _________________________________ Scene 4 "You think I slept with someone else?" she whispered, her voice hollow, "How can you?" He sneered in disgust. Then, suddenly, her expression shifted. A cold, mocking smile appeared on her face. "Oh, you're right," she said, her voice sharp as a blade. "I did. Not once, but many times." His eyes flared with rage, but she pressed on, gustily. "I never stopped loving him. I was forced to be with you. I cheated on you. So what now? Want a divorce?" _________________________________ ✿✿✿✷✯◕◕✿◕◕◕ I’ve modified the synopsis to add more depth and focus on key scenes.

Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

An ancient proverb from the Homo sapiens era once stated, "Light and darkness can never be united because they are natural enemies arranged since the creation of the universe." The statement seems plausible, yet it may contain inaccuracies... —————————————— Leon Kruger, a 22-year-old man counted among the three of humanity's heroes, is dispatched by the Holy Empire of Mankind to invade the territory of the Demon Empire—an enduring adversary of humanity for over 7000 years. Wielding the Great Holy Sword Zenith and commanding a legion of thousands of holy troops, he leads the raid on the Desert of Chaos, facing the elite armies of the Demon Race with unwavering valor. Even, he engaged in direct combat against the Demon Emperor, who was actively leading the war on behalf of the Demon Race! Unfortunately, he never foresaw that his offensive was a cunning scheme orchestrated by the Emperor of the Holy Empire. The emperor aimed to eliminate Leon, perceiving him as a threat to his position as the ruler. Furthermore, unbeknownst to him, he had been poisoned before setting out for war, leading to a catastrophic defeat at the hands of the Demon Emperor and resulting in his capture as a prisoner of the Demon Emperor. Envisaging torment at the hands of the notorious Demon Emperor after his capture, he was surprised to find that this foreseen ordeal did not come to pass! The Demon Emperor, unveiled as a remarkably beautiful woman, unexpectedly and without apparent cause, asked him to be responsible for abandoning their triplet daughters?! "Nani! Since when did I have triplet daughters with you, smelly demon woman?!" Not only that, Leon gradually realized that an increasing number of women were approaching him to claim the love debts he had unwittingly accumulated in his youth. "Wait! Hold on! Please be gentle! Both my kidneys are nearly tapped out!" —————————————— #Tag: #Action #Adventure #Harem #Slight-Harem #StrongToStrongest #Romance #Demon #Elven #Hero #Dragon #DaughterLoves #Revenge #Anti-Hero #Handsome-Male-Lead #Beautiful-Female-Leads #SliceOfLife #Unhesitate-MainCharacter #Yandere #PossesiveCharacters #PhsycopathCharacter #HateToLove #Comedy ------------- 400 PS this week = Mass release of 5 chapters! 700 PS this week = Mass release of 8 chapters!

Lilith Stride gets a panel letting her level up & improve her looks. Falling deeper and deeper into the abyss of beauty she transforms, going from a pariah to search-topping celebrity. ... [ Ding! You leveled up! + 0.1 Appearance ] A shiver ran through Lilith's body. `Beauty indeed requires sacrifices...` She thought, retrieving the sword embedded in the goblin below. Her face reflected on the bloodied blade, noticing fewer blemishes. `But, nobody mentioned how many.` ... *** 18+ Novel: [No Romance] + [Heartless MC] + [Fast Paced] + [Golden Finger]

In a realm where boundless of mysteries are left be to unfold and secrets that remained unsolved, as a person who grew up in such a crazy world filled with nothing but madness, would you not turn insane? Be careful, try not to lose yourself. This is not a story about man against divination, curses, technologies or even against another man, because this is a chronicle about a person against their own self and their twisted ideals and beliefs. **** Author: "Warning! This story is a dark one and it contains abuse, torture, death, killing, and revenge." "So if you don't want that type of story then don't read this you've been warned!" **** Total Volumes: 8 Volume 1: The Beginning After the End - "The Ghost of the Story" (The past of the protagonist and the beginning of their journey) Volume 2: Reason to Live - "Goal" (The last string cut to make the protagonist seek vengeance) Volume 3: (Upcoming) Volume 4: (Upcoming) Volume 5: (Upcoming) Volume 6: (Upcoming) Volume 7: (Upcoming) Volume 8: (Upcoming)

They were known to be different. They were respected and well known in the underground world. Their family were known to be demons and showed no mercy to anyone, whomever stands in their way will be tortured and never see the light of day. This family was the very definition of darkness. But in that darkness was a light and a secret. A secret that no one can ever find out. They are the Jauquis Family.

WSA 2025 PARTICIPATION!!! --- Ahhh… The beauty of the fall. The despair. The screams. The betrayals. This is what fuels Azarel Valcis, and me—oh, me—in this reincarnated body, I'm here to revel in every single moment! I’m not here to survive or play the hero, no, no, no… I’m here to break, to manipulate, to laugh at the chaos I sow around me. This world is mine! Azarel, once a mere puppet sacrificed, now has a puppet master far more… entertaining. And guess what? It’s not death that scares me. Oh no. It’s the unbearable boredom of a life without thrills! Manipulating fools, toying with their petty ambitions, ripping their dreams to shreds—all of it for my amusement. Why not? Why be shackled by the stupid rules of morality when I can shatter it all? And their magic, their so-called invincible powers? Ha! I’ll twist them, bend them, break them as I see fit. All to test the limits, to see how far I can push them before they collapse, before their hopes crumble into dust beneath my feet. Look at them run, these pathetic fools. Do they think they can stop me? Control me? Suffering? Blood? Tears? Hah… Using them, pushing them to the edge, all of it is a delicious symphony, a grand opera of madness, and I am the sole conductor. Oh, and you, dear reader? Don’t think you’ll escape unscathed. With every page you turn, with every word, I drag you deeper into this vortex of depravity, betrayal, and morbid delight. This world is mine, and now you’re trapped with me, unable to escape this cruel theater where every act draws you closer to the abyss. Welcome to my game. Brace yourself, for there are no rules here. Only desire… and madness.

Ray traveled to a world where everyone could become a god and create their own divine domain. If you want to improve your strength, you must continue to grow the races in the God's Domain and build and expand your own God's Domain. Ray, from an ordinary family, was born inferior to the sons of the powerful. In his newly born God Realm, not only did no races be born, but there was no resource to build and expand this God Realm. Fortunately, Ray awakened the "system". From then on, a race called "Players" was born in his domain. When the races in other people's gods are still in the state of primitive tribes, they need the gods to teach them how to make fires, how to build houses, and how to cultivate. The players in Ray’s God's Domain have already built a magnificent city in the sky, and all of them have super strength. His realm eventually became the strongest supreme in this world.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY PATREON LINK: https://patreon.com/TERMINALLY_ILL?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink patreon.com/TERMINALLY_ILL

Was It wrong that he was born as an omega with his siblings being an alpha? Ethan Aoki is the youngest out of the triplets of the well-known Alpha family. His whole family are all alpha thus his parents separated him from them. ~~ "Am I a tool for you to use for the sake of your happiness?! You made me go in heat then you made you're own husband sleep with me in order to have this child! How dare you do that to me Elise?!" said ethan. "You are an omega ethan, that is one of your job as an omega so you should be lucky that my husband was able to impregnate you" "I have my own life! I have a lover whom I love! You can't do this to me!" ~~~ Lock away by his own family in order to hide the truth from others. He was betrayed by his own flesh and blood, by the time he was free, he discover that even his lover betrayed him too. draft (0)

What happens when Madness meets Insanity?? Only chaos could be born from such cataclysmic collision. In the kingdom of Aethel, ruled by the tyrannical King Owen, tradition reigns supreme, often at the cost of humanity. Bound by ancient laws, Owen is forced to make a horrifying choice upon the birth of his twins: to eliminate his newborn daughter, fulfilling a prophecy that foretells doom should twins exist. This sets in motion chain of events that would challenge the very foundation of Aethel. What happens when ancient prophecies collide with the unpredictable nature of a weakening veil? When the line between tradition and survival blurs, and when the very foundation of Aethel’s existence is threatened? The siblings must confront not only the monstrous abominations beyond the veil but also the dark secrets and terrible choices of their own father, a king whose adherence to tradition has pushed him to the brink of madness. The fate of Aethel hangs in the balance, dependent on the choices of four siblings – each grappling with their unique powers, their familial bonds, and the terrible weight of a world teetering on the precipice of chaos.

Big sister Yanning frost, wudao Tianjiao; Second sister Yunlan, President Leng Yan; Third sister cold Qin, a killer; Fourth sister Lin Waner, TCM holy hand; Five elder sister Qin Qiu, film and television song three perch actress; Sixth sister Anning, a famous teacher in colleges and universities; Seven elder sister Jiang solitary shadow, technique everyone; And a little sister, blood against the sky, amazing background! And I will only pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger, the little Taoist Ye Chen, is the most waste one!

Mingyu, an orphan from a small mountain village, looked up at the sky when he was young, and the stars on the starry sky were like a thousand years of dark room, a light will be bright, and offered the highest respect to their teenage ruler

You are born to kill, You live to kill, You will die while killing......these were the last words that rang in the head of a man called Reaper. Reaper was known as the most powerful and deadly assassin in the world........he destroyed the organization which trained him and made him an assassin.......he also died after destroying all of his enemies. He thought he was going to hell but instead of going to hell, he was given a chance to reincarnate into another world with Blood God System. He who lived his whole life in blood and died in the blood, is going to use blood as a weapon to create more blood and chaos.....He will be going to known as the Demon God of Blood and Conquest. _____________________________________________________ Disclaimer Hello guys ......this is the first novel I am writing so I am a newbie to this so pls forgive me If I make any mistakes and pls comment on your views on my novel so I can learn and improve myself...... English is not my native language so there are chances that I will make some grammatical mistakes so pls bear a little bit for that......

Synopsis of "My Friends Are Gods" Han Li was an ordinary young man from Earth, plagued by bad luck and endless struggles to secure a stable job. Despite his hardships, he remained unaware of his innate talent: a remarkable gift for cooking. His mundane life came to an abrupt end in a tragic accident, only for him to wake up in a mystical cultivation world, reincarnated by three divine beings. These gods, who reveal themselves as Han Li's mysterious benefactors, grant him a second chance to uncover his hidden potential and reshape his destiny. As he navigates this new world, filled with magical beasts, powerful cultivators, and breathtaking landscapes, Han Li discovers that his culinary skills are not only extraordinary but also possess the power to influence those around him—gods included. Tasked with cooking meals for these celestial beings while learning to survive in a world governed by strength, Han Li embarks on a journey of self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters friends, rivals, and challenges that test his resolve. Each dish he creates becomes a step toward mastering his unique gift, proving that even in a realm of power and combat.

Demons and Beast descended, terrorizing the whole world for the past hundred years. Everyone can awaken a grimoire and summon a beast during their age of ceremony. Lucas, awakening the weakest grimoire, also awakened the weakest beast- a small dog with no combat capabilities. Fortunately, as a transmigrator, Lucas also mysteriously awakened a system that allows him to evolve his summons into their mythical beast counterpart. Follow Lucas and his journey to greatness as he evolved his beasts into never been before seen mythical creatures.

In this slice of life ahistorical medieval story, there are three main settings and pairs that you will follow. First is a prince and the bard, who live in Northern Wales on the kingdom of Gwynedd. The prince struggles on the case of thinking that he is no one of importance. A shadow of his brother. Someone to pay lip service to. Even his father had not cared for him. The only sense of him giving attention is to give him a warden, a bard who has been in his court for a while. Although friendly, this musician of his was keeping secrets, and as the curious child he was, he wants to unravel them all. On Mainland Europe, we follow a landgrave and a burgrave. Two friends that have been together for a while, yet were on different sides. They may have fought, yet their relationship was not broken by it. Even in such severe tribulations, they still are tied together. However, the people outside of this relationship, will they force them once more? Punish them for God knows what? Perhaps, even, finally separate them from each other? Finally, on the once richest part of Rome, you will see a doux and a kephale. There was immense threat, either from outside or inside their own lands, the blade of their enemies becoming sharper. Diplomacy helps, but it doesn't solve the problem. However, what happens if the imperial ruler dies unexpectedly, when all of this was happening? Can they survive through it? Or will they use this opportunity to take the throne for themselves? Only the hands of fate will tell what will happen through this mess.

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!

Starting from the comic adaptation "Edgerunners," Lin Qingshan embarked on the path of a (wen)comic (chao)artist (gong) in another world. And then— "Oh no! It's a cyber lunatic! Quickly, call the anti-terror squad!" "Run! He's the Comic Madman!" "Amazing! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No way, who let him make comics?" "Quick, use the Flame Fist on him!" "Is he insane, designing plots like this?" "Mental state seems fine! Discharge him!" "You get in there too!" "Hahaha! I've made it!" … With works like *Edgerunners*, *Chainsaw Man*, *Fire Punch*, *Attack on Titan*, *Dao's Strange Immortal*, Lin Qingshan went completely off the deep end, and all the manga fans unanimously agreed: Lin Qingshan is a madman! ----------- You can support me financially through this link ko-fi.com/sauron_ch

Waking up in the middle of a city filled with rivers of blood, missing most of his memories of the past 10 years, with only the message in the sky saying "Do your best to amuse me.", Ubel Achlys has to do his best to survive and find out what happened in the 10 years he lost his memory, who exactly left that message that oddly looked like it was written with blood and why did they possibly erase his memories.