South Park Style Lemon

¿Por qué a todo lo que entregamos nuestra pasión y dedicación, acaba por quemarnos?¿Por que cuando llegas a tener todo lo que amas, te lo arrebatan sin piedad alguna? Un día puedes estar feliz e y intentado crear una boda maravillosa, y al otro estar sufriendo, por la desaparición de esta. El amor puede ser efímero, dos mundos muy diferentes. Serán capaz de volver a confiar, en aquello que se les arrebato con tanto dolor. Una historia que muestra como nuestros protagonistas, luchar por volver a creer en aquello que se les arrebato y confiar uno en el otro, para que no vuelva a suceder.

Leo was the best sniper of his country, famous for his infallible aim and 100 percent success on execution-missions. But he has only one relationship and this is with Lea (his Rifle), because of his past experience he kept his distance from humans and their discrimination for second genders. Nobody would guess that Leo was an Omega, he had a strong and tall build, an attractive, masculine face, no scent and no typical abilities like the other Omegas, so everyone took him for an regressive Alpha. Until the day Christopher Wollseif, a dominant Alpha, has been relocated to Leo's Unit. From the first day he was the most famous soldier in the barracks, but in reality Christopher was not as polite as the people thought. As soon as he was far enough away from his superiors, he mutated into a constantly cursing a**hole looking down on everyone. Leonard started hating him. But accidentally Leo was trapped in a desperate situation: the RUT of a dominant Alpha he hated deeply. This was the beginning of a twisted relationship: "You smell like..." It felt like he was inhaling him. "...like Lemon Grass, it's not sweet like those from other Omegas, but now I am sure that you are one of them..." - Leo was shocked and wanted to defend himself, but Chrisopher didn't end his sentence:" ...however your smell is better." "Let me go, you f*cking a**hole!"

"O novo livro 'Repreendida como a Estrela da Morte, Todos os Grandes Nomes da Capital Correm para me Mimarem' está disponível agora!" Também conhecido como "Era Renascida: Enriquecendo com o Sistema de Check-In." [Uma protagonista feminina poderosa físicamente vs. um protagonista masculino vingativo, sarcástico e elegante] Após uma explosão em laboratório, Lin Tang retorna àquela era empobrecida e fica vinculada a um sistema de check-in. Antes que ela tenha tempo de reivindicar o pacote de boas-vindas para novatos, seu noivo, exalando confiança, vem para romper o noivado. A razão sendo, ele está prestes a conseguir um emprego estável. Lin Tang olha para o homem comum, porém autoconfiante, entreabriu seus lábios vermelhos e disse, "...rompa!" Menos de um mês depois, seu ex-noivo foi demitido por alguma razão. Lin Tang passeou pelo condado e se tornou a oficial executiva da Estação de Radiodifusão na Fábrica Têxtil. OS interno do ex-noivo: É tarde demais para reconciliar agora? - Aqueles tempos eram difíceis! Apesar de ser valorizada por seus três irmãos mais velhos e pais, tudo, desde comida até tecido e até sabonete, exigia cupons... Até viver de maneira frugal não conseguia aliviar a condição miserável. Olhando para a pasta preta na tigela, Lin Tang ficou em silêncio, “......” Graças a Deus, ela tinha um sistema! Precisa de alguma coisa? É só fazer o check-in para obtê-lo. - Muitos anos depois. Um homem bonito olhou para sua delicada esposa de tez clara, conseguindo manter o rosto sério enquanto dizia, “Ouvi dizer que você pode nocautear um javali com apenas dois socos?” Os olhos de Lin Tang brilharam, seus dedos exercendo delicadamente força, e o Jarro de Esmalte em sua mão deformou. Ela respondeu de maneira séria, “Bobagem! Não acredite nesses boatos. Somos pessoas civilizadas e não podemos ser tão bárbaros!”

“IF life gives you lemons, well then, you’re god.” At least that’s what I wrote in my middle school diary, hoping it would be some kind of life mantra. Fast forward 15 years, and apparently, my childish optimism is the least of my worries. I’m now trapped in the novel I wrote as a kid. And no, I didn’t dream this up. There’s no way I imagined the high school drama, the ridiculous fantasy world, and—most importantly—the absurdly cliché plotline of some random teenager becoming a hero by… well, not being an idiot. But here I am. Caught between pages, awkwardly stuck in the world of my imagination where I’m supposed to be a minor character who dies in chapter three. Yeah. Real great, right? And here’s the kicker: It’s not like life (or the "god" of this world, which, let’s be honest, feels a lot like life at this point) is giving me some great power or destiny. No, no, no. Life’s throwing the equivalent of lemons at me, and I have no idea how to make lemonade. I mean, seriously? This world was supposed to be an adventure, full of magic, mythical creatures, and an epic storyline. But instead, I'm stuck here watching the “real” protagonist—who’s probably off saving the world—while I try to figure out how to not get killed by a random monster in the middle of a forest. Is this my punishment for writing a half-baked novel as a kid? Probably. But whatever it is, I’m going to have to deal with it. There’s just one problem—if I want to survive this insane mess, I need to rewrite my own fate. And rewriting this world is a hell of a lot harder than I thought. Can I survive in a story where I’m not supposed to exist? And more importantly—what if I can change the plot entirely?

In Quantum Entanglement Love, Park Minjin returns to South Korea at age 18 after her father's death and unexpectedly reconnects with her childhood friend, Kang Minjun, who is now a popular high school student. Set in the vibrant year of 2009, their heartfelt teenage romance flourishes amid the challenges of high school. Minjin dreams of pursuing a science career to honor her father, while Minjun also hopes to study medicine despite his father's disapproval. While navigating friendships, meeting family expectations, and dreaming of a bright future together, can they truly achieve it all?

Sixteenen years old Hinata Mitsuaki finds water as natural as breathing and only swims for himself with no desire of competing despite his formidable talent. Will circumstances awaken the sleeping beast lying deep within him? Will the water lead him to his love? What happens when he learns a shocking secret in the most painful way? Will he be able to face the coming difficulties?

A man who was once called the world’s strongest agent ended up becoming a teacher after his retirement, to train a new generation of agents. After many years of training his disciples, he was killed at the age of 60 by a secret organization’s ruse and was reincarnated in another world with his memories intact. Though he was surprised by the existence of magic and the strange species in that world, he quickly adapted to his condition as a newborn and took advantage of it. He acquired special magic and gained a massive amount of strength thanks to his rigorous discipline, in order to reach his goal: Resume his career as a teacher which he left halfway through in his previous life. This is the story of a man, who, based on the memories and the experiences of his previous life, became a teacher who travels through the world with his students.

A multibillionaire home with flocks of companies under their control Three siblings fighting against each other A declaration made by the father "Whoever gives me a grandchild first shall inherit all of my companies" Blaire Granger is the last child of the multibillionaire family and when her father demanded for a grandchild, ambitious Blaire knew she had to beat her siblings to it so she did what every single ambitious lady looking to outsmart her siblings would do, she lied about being pregnant and claimed to have an overseas boyfriend But what is Blaire to do when her father demands she marries her supposed boyfriend before the Enterprise can be handed to her upon the birth of her child? Read more to find out about the unexpected, spicy and steamy love story of Blaire and her Sperm Donor

Meet scarlet clover irish azaina park half korean and filipino . born and raised in seoul , south korea she when back in the philippines when she was 10 yrs old . now she's currently . studying in international college called st Louise mary Magdalene college. Which featured those so called heiress and famous elite know to be the superior.

Hello my fellow Cultural Daoists. This One shot Smut or lemon was inspired from the fanfic and the webnovel Against the Gods. Though the MC was OC and was inspired from lots of novels and CYOAs. Well to be frank I wrote/edited this lemon just to kill the time coz I was extremely bored and also for experiment sake. I had "researched" many lemon chapters from different novels in this platform, combined and edited their styles in one big chapter. I sincerely thank the Authors for producing the "research" materials. Also the Dao of BS and Hentai logic is kinda strong here so please kinda bear it.( ╹▽╹ ) Tags : Smut , Sex , Hentai, Yandere Warning : 13k+ word count. Note: The cover belongs to the original artist.

A society that was once known changed after a strange virus hit the epicenter of the world, everyday life changed. The life that was once flourishing was now being wiped out and when the virus hits New York, things start to take a turn for the worse. Half of the population is wiped out, but among the deaths, the dead start rising. Far from home, our heroine must escape the largest place to be overrun, and with nowhere to call home, she must find a way to survive. Can also be found on Inkitt.com Officially published through Webnovel as Survive The World We Live In Now. You can view chapters 1-7 here. You can read the full version of the book from this link. This is the official published version: https://www.webnovel.com/book/survive-the-world-we-live-in-now_27721830900317205

Mellow, as in Melloriew was instructed to look after a young boy who was seventeen years younger than him. Although the two aren't blood related, words couldn't describe the bond they shared.

This is the story of a poor college graduate who got a degree in programming which lead to an unfortunate series of events resulting in his untimely demise and transmigration into the game he died trying to fix. In this new world based off of a broken dating sim our protagonist finds themselves in, it is a fusion of modern and fantasy, with a plethora of different races for him to get into a relationship with. However, aside from being a smutty novel, this will delve into a deeper story of growing power and even attempting to conquer the world they are in. ************** Disclaimer: Any similarities between current or historical events, people, religions, cultures, ethnicities, popular media, etc... Are all purely coincidental. I am creating a story, and will not censor myself. So if you are easily offended or "triggered" I would advise you find a story that suits your sensibilities and thank you for your time and wish you the best. There is a world of content out there and I hope you find what is best for you. I reiterate, this is an 18+ rated adult experience story and will include references and/or graphical descriptions of sex, drugs, violence, war, r*pe, the LGBTQIA+ community, discrimination, etc... If you see all of these warning signs and continue anyways... I salute your bravery.

In a world where time has no meaning and nothing exists but endless white, a faceless being offers a boy a chance at a new life. With only the shadows of his past haunting him, he steps through the door of reincarnation, emerging into a realm of magic, monsters, and bloodshed. The boy, cloaked in darkness, has a past shrouded in mystery—one filled with pain, war, and loss. But the answers lie ahead, as he steps through the door to a new world. He must confront the deepest question of all: can someone with a soul as dark as his ever find true peace? As the door to reincarnation closes behind him, his journey of blood and vengeance begins. What will he find? Power, redemption, or the weight of his own darkness?

What is the meaning of life? other than to walk? this personal message emphasises the purpose and worth of questions, why should you ask?

Jaxon Ryder Mercer wants to be the strongest in the world; while training for the MMA, he meets his demise against some robbers, and he saves someone. To his surprise, he finds himself reborn in a fantastical realm as an unnamed orphan. Taking on his old name, he decides to grow strong, live life, and maybe actually get a girlfriend or boyfriend. He didn't have enough experience to fully judge that.

Everyone on the planet Orivax received a system from God. This system was given to the entire universe by a person who had stepped into godhood so that living beings could understand their abilities and develop faster. Nyris' situation was a little more interesting. She had limitations. But Nyris did not stop there and developed continuously. This story is the story of a person with powerful abilities becoming god. (Completely fictional.) Mc is a bit of a crazy and fun person. I tried to write by establishing a new cultivation system outside the ordinary. If you like it, do not forget to comment and support. (Your crazy writer)._. Will be updated 2 episodes per week!

Evander and Aoide had somewhat of a peaceful life in their small hometown, they were well-loved by the people in their town. One day, a major event changes both their lives when a childhood friend reveals a deep dark secret and kidnaps Aoide. Now, Evander has to embark on a journey to find the Fairy King and get his sister back before she is forced to make a major life decision.

Matthew Franklin wakes up in a new world as Park Jason Gabriel, the illegitimate son of a wealthy South Korean family. After his mother's death, he moves in with his paternal family, where he faces humiliation and the burden of his hidden status. At thirteen, he endures a difficult life until he leaves for the States, only to be forced back by his family. Now, he must take his older brother's place in an arranged marriage to Kim Seo-yeon, an heiress facing a crisis. Bound by tradition, the marriage is non-negotiable, requiring them to stay together for at least three years. Jason must navigate his new and unwanted life under these circumstances.

Violent Kiwi, a woman with a dark past and a thirst for a better life, finds herself drawn to the charismatic 2 Shades, a man with a "Pole of Wisdom" that has the power to fulfill her deepest desires. They forge a passionate connection, but their love is threatened by the trailer park trio, 2 Shades' ex Peg the Dirty Leg, and two of his long time female friends Swamp Donkey and Crystal M's. And you can't forget the ever-present allure of 2 Shades' "shady dealings." As their relationship blossoms, Violent Kiwi and 2 Shades establish rules to protect their love, but 2 Shades' inability to resist temptation leads to betrayal and heartbreak. Violent Kiwi's world collapses, and she must confront her own demons and the toxic forces that threaten to destroy her. Will Violent Kiwi and 2 Shades find their way back to each other, or will their love be consumed by the chaos of Kinn Road Trailer Park?

After living a 'carefree life' and dying a tragic death, Advik thought that everything ended for good. But life is full of surprises and heaven likes to play with everyone. Hence, when he was ready to meet Yama in the netherworld, he opened his eyes in a place called Lost Soul's Realm and met three gods who told him that he died two thousand years ago. As if that was not enough to shock him when he was told that he is just a wandering soul and the only memories he has left are about or related to His Highness Shwet. Advik: "What the hell did I even do in my past life to deserve this?" Heaven: "You destroyed the entire empire of the person you loved the most and killed him." Advik: QAQ ... [Additional Tags] Slow Burn, Action, Adventure, Romance, Drama, Martial Arts, Supernatural, Ancient Times, Carefree Protagonist, Cruel Characters, Death of Loved Ones, Demonic Cultivation Techniques, Demons, Enemies Become Lovers, Evil Gods, Fantasy World, God-human Relationship, Hiding True Abilities, Long Separations, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Manly Gay Couple, Misunderstandings, Playful Protagonist, Puppeteers, Strong Love Interest, Tragic Past, Angst, Multiple Couples, Devoted Love Interest. ... Trigger warning: Description of Gore, Gruesome Scene, Blood, Violence, Self-Harm, Harrasment, Sexual Harassment, Manipulation, and other dark issues/themes. ... Twitter: @Park_Nambyul Facebook: @Park Nambyul Instagram: @park.nambyul Discord: @park_nambyul

Based in a future after a Second World War

This is a poem meaning to have a little chatter with your inner soul.

Title: The Unstoppable General: Rise of the Nanyang Empire Synopsis: Modern-day military prodigy, Tang Xiaoming, finds himself transported to an alternate 1949 on the planet Lanxing. Reborn as the son of the "Southwestern King" of the Great Xia nation, he awakens with a powerful War God System at his fingertips. When crisis strikes, he takes command of the 100,000-strong Southwestern Army and leads a sweeping campaign across the southern continent, uniting the fractured lands under the banner of Great Xia. With unmatched strategy and unyielding resolve, Tang Xiaoming establishes the mighty Nanyang Empire. But his ambitions don’t stop there. When the Great Eagle Nation threatens the world, he steps onto the global stage, achieving an unbroken streak of victories in the War Against the Eagle. As alliances shift and old powers crumble, Tang Xiaoming rallies neighboring nations to ignite the S3 Season—a global conflict that reshapes the world order. From the battlefields of Southeast Asia to the heartlands of Europe, the Nanyang Empire rises as a dominant force, commanding the five continents and four oceans. This is the story of a man who defies fate, a general who rewrites history, and an empire that reshapes the world.

A bad and flirting boy fall in love with shy and introvert girl let's see how it's end happy or sad

After a mysterious and unexplainable event, a group of modern individuals is transported to an untamed land in an unfamiliar era—South America before its rise. Isolated and cut off from their previous world, they are thrust into an environment rich in potential but rife with challenges. With way back home and the internet, they must use their ingenuity and knowledge of technology to transform the barren landscape into a thriving civilization. From building industries to advancing agriculture and crafting essential tools, every step forward brings them closer to forging a new life. Yet, the road to progress is fraught with conflicts—scarce resources, cultural clashes, and the burden of leadership push their unity and resolve to the brink. As the settlers work to unlock South America’s vast potential, they face an existential question: are they shaping a better future or merely surviving the past? Their journey is a testament to resilience, innovation, and the unyielding human spirit, as they strive to build not just a home but a legacy. Rise of South America is an epic saga of transformation, hope, and the triumph of humanity against the odds.

Vion,a special agent who had a mission to track the enemies in the dark forest of Mewing but was attacked by them,made her run and jump to a cliff. As she opened her eyes, she was transmigrated into a body who suffered humiliation in front of the public's scrutinizing eyes . It was the times where royals and subjects existed. As the youngest princess's betrothed selection is ongoing, she was chosen by the princess instead of her brother. Will she be able to survive this new life?