Naruto Makes A Sex Joke

In his past life, Han Sen was a skilled basketball trainer but never achieved his NBA dreams due to his height limitations. After dying unexpectedly, he reincarnates in a parallel world, inhabiting the body of a highly talented four-star recruit also named Han Sen, who had faced a career downturn. Now equipped with a mysterious system that makes him stronger the more he’s criticized, he plans to turn his new life around and fulfill his dream of becoming an elite basketball player. Join Han Sen’s journey as he sets the stage to prove his worth, utilizing his "Hater System" to grow stronger by attracting negative attention from the media and fans! This is a translation. Original Author: 肉末大茄子

18 years have passed since I was born as Allen, the eldest son of an earl in this world, while still retaining my memories of the present world. This world is peaceful and a stable society. The only extraordinary thing is that I was reincarnated into a world that is lenient on the existence of concubines. I selected a silver-haired maid as a sex slave and second wife candidate from among 10 candidates after a strict fellatio practical exam. I then lived an erotic life at home and at school as an attendant, but my reincarnated life is so fulfilling that I'm worried it will explode, as my busty childhood friend, a noble girl who was unsuccessful, ran for the third wife candidate, and my stepmother, who was my virgin partner, was sold off.

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

the hero's journey, also known as the monomyth, is the common template of stories that involve a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis, and comes home changed or transformed. ~this happens to Mc I don't own the image , if the owner wants it gone let me know I don't own naruto either except the oc , don't sue me plz

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I wanna destroy that tight p*ssy of yours....... Ahh!!! let me go you bastard.. I promise I won't tell anyone hahahah who will you tell darling... said Liam to Sarah.......

some sort stories of taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.

Maya, a wealthy heiress, has always been overshadowed by her family’s fortune. Determined to prove that she can succeed on her own, she enters a prestigious internship, ready to make her mark. But there’s one problem: Jinwoo, a spoiled rich kid with a superiority complex, is also part of the program. Forced to work together, their personalities clash at every turn, turning them into rivals from the start. As the internship progresses, their competition becomes more intense. Yet, amidst their constant bickering and differing values, a surprising bond begins to form. Both Maya and Jinwoo have their own secrets, fears, and ambitions, but they must learn to navigate the professional world—and each other—if they hope to succeed. But the road to success is never easy. In a world where reputation and pride are everything, Maya and Jinwoo must decide how far they’re willing to go to prove themselves, and whether their rivalry will turn into something much more complex than either of them ever expected.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS BOOK THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO PLS BEAR WITH ME

[ Child of God ] [ May you redeem what has been lost in this clouds of apocalyptic battle ] [ Through possession, you may think you have travelled to another world ] [ But through time, you will learn that the being you possessed is the being you once abandoned ] [ So as your assistance in this reclamation, I couldn't bear to watch you die alone ] [ That was why as the time have come, your comeback has also began ] [ May you be able to be the person you wanted to be in this life ] [ Until your goal happen, I will remain by your side ] [ So please, hurry and awaken me ] [ Your one and only ] [ Other half ]

☠️ This novel will have explicit SEXUAL content and a bit of perverted love, I will be testing between 1st and 3rd person alternately ☠️ ⚠️ If you are offended by this type of content, please, do not read it. ⚠️ Have a nice day! -seriously...Bro please, if you don't like it... don't read, and period. * the image presented does not belong to me, all credit goes to its creator. If you want it to be removed, please send an email to this address → [ Onī-chan yamete kudasai@KYAAA.cum ]

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Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"My life is shit, sorrounded by fornicators, bitches and many crazy gigs our there, yes I am.. ..... Lexa the most famous bitch in L.A I always admire sex as I have already sex with Rich men,..... poor men..... Barbers,..... tattooed guys,..... Cute boys,...... Black boys,...... Rockstars,...... College boys,...... Farmers,...... Sugar Daddies,..... Married men,... Ghetto boys... And so much more. In life sex is my first priority, I'm addicted but actually I'm not alone... I have four chicks with me I met them all during sex, two of them in foursome and other in Lesbians.... Now we all live together spreading the sex pleasure to the society as we are known to be Mistresses of Sex'

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?

[Mature content—Read at your own risk, be careful. It's highly recommend] Meet Lena Candice Marshall, the most innocent girl in this world from Russian descent. Beautiful. Doctor. With delicious ass. Her life was so simple and decided. She was locked inside her dad's rules, regulations, and policies. Like a bird inside a cage. Always following her dad what's her dad wanted. She was at school and at home all the time. Had a babysitter with her until college. When she had her school's free time, she read educational books like daddy wants to learn more-not even let her read magazines. Only educational books. When she was in college, daddy was coming to pick her up. And she listened-as she believed that's what good daughters do, right? Listen to their parents. And as expected, she didn't deal with these words-Love...Feelings...Jealousy... Emotion...Lust...Desire. In a word, she didn't know anything about the opposite sex. Meet Ace Jordan Steele, the most handsome CEO in Downtown in New York. All the woman and even his secretory lusting over his body. Hell yeah! He didn't f***ing care. But he could any woman in his bed he f****ing wants. He always wanted to be alone and didn't want to be disturbed. Wanted to be getting rich instead of stalking play around. And the top of this, he won't shoot Spaniard and Russian girls because of the death of his mother-sister-that he will never forget in his life. He can't tolerate any girl from Spanish and Russian descent. Lena Candice Marshall. Ace Jordan Steele. What will happen when their paths cross? Lusting over Lena Candice will not good for Jordan Steele's health. Can Jordan Steele stop his erection from every time Lena's near? If he can't control his massive erection, disaster will strike in the name of desire and lust. And how will she accept these new feelings? And what about betrayed?

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

After spending five years in prison, which started with a false accusation, Liam emerged from the world of criminals as a changed man. He became the very thing he once resisted, feared, and respected by others in the prison. In five years of hell life, he came in contact with many forces through which he learned about crime and its execution in the outside world. He became famous worldwide for his unique way of committing crimes. But Liam's journey took a sudden and unexpected turn when he died and found himself in the body of a mob character in the novel. After his death, Liam's soul merged with that of Ziam, a simple mob character in the novel. Although Liam had control of their shared body for 23 hours each day, Ziam had one hour to control the body himself. Together, the two must navigate their new reality and merge their distinct personalities and goals for survival. Liam's expertise in crime proved valuable in the world of Ziam, while Ziam's experienced and talent as a victim of humiliation bring a new perspective to Liam's way of crime. However, their situation was not with no challenges. Liam read about Ziam's situation in volume 1 of the novel, which had a high chance of Ziam dying. The two needed to survive and become stronger to survive the war going all around in the novel world. As they work to achieve their shared goals, Liam and Ziam must also contend with the challenges of their shared body, learning to cooperate and balance their contrasting personalities. https://discord.gg/bJyTxnmkCv

A young man ventures into the city alone, works in a company full of beautiful women, struggles and writes a legend of entrepreneurship. Well, a story about a man with no money and power "bullies" a group of young, beautiful, charming, gentle, skilled, dignified, beautiful and kind women...

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

The book follows two main characters: one driven by the desire to become a god to seek revenge for his friend's death, while the other seeks to kill the gods to avenge her mother. As their paths intertwine, they embark on a journey filled with twists and challenges, exploring themes of power, vengeance, and the consequences of playing with divine forces. Their conflicting motivations create a gripping narrative that explores the depths of human ambition and the price of seeking justice in a world ruled by gods.