Rwby Pig Faunus

Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!!! [Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ***** Hugo Fernandez, a short, skinny virgin with zero charm, was a young man with grand dreams. He had just started college and was brimming with hope for a bright future, but a rather unfortunate food poisoning 'incident' soon turned his life from bad to worse. He experienced a social death! Out of the blue, a mysterious girl’s voice echoed in his head: [Ding! Fate has aligned, and your woeful destiny with women has reached the heavens! You have been granted the Ultimate Harem System!!!] Hugo’s listless eyes widened. Had he finally received his own cheat code? Was it time for him to ascend to the heavens in a single leap and start attracting women left and right? The mysterious voice spoke again: [Ding! Initialising Death mission... Seduce a 7+ woman within one month or die!] Hugo blinked, his jaw dropping. "Wait, what? Seduce a 7+ woman or die? What kind of medieval torture is this? I can’t even seduce my reflection!" After taking a minute to calm down, he realised it wasn't as bad as he thought. "In the worst case, I can burrow some money and get a pro-" [No pay pigging] Hugo realised he was soon going to experience a real death! This system was out for his blood! [Tick tock, Romeo. Time’s wasting…] "I'm gonna die!" Join Hugo on a captivating, deadly journey filled with debauchery, womanising, and thrilling level-ups as he rises above all and becomes a Supreme Casanova! If he doesn’t die first, that is… [A/N: Inspired by MPUAS.] [Warning: R18 content doesn't immediately begin. MC takes time to develop himself to a stage where he can get the beauties. But expect a good dose of comedy.]

In the Slonia Empire Mages reigned supreme. They are nobles who monopolized and controlled their knowledge and wisdom in the world where Arcane Energy riddled every nook and cranny from easily going out or leaked to the commoners and peasants. Darius, an orphan from the most remote village in the Northean Kingdom, had the highest Magic Aptitude. But of course, he was oblivious to this fact since surviving the all-year-long winter was harsh enough for him, let alone learning the magic that would bring nothing to the dining table for his little brothers and sisters in the orphanage. Until one day he met with an old man who gave him the… Arcanium System which would change his fate and the entire world altogether. ==== [Checking connection with the host.] [Synchronizing Host’s information, please wait…] [Updating Host’s information] [Update completed] [Downloading the universe’s data] [Download completed] [The Arcanium System has been installed successfully!] [System: All green] [Arcanium System: Linked] [Good morning, Master Darius] ==== “Nobles? Do you mean those fat-bellied pigs?! I can beat them with the tip of my nail.” “Hah! Such arrogance. You must have eons worth of knowledge in your Magic Circuit. How old are you again?” “18!” “What the…” *Will the Slonia Empire be all right with the existence of this young man?* ==== Support this book for faster release!

After completing countless life and death missions, Zhengping finally reached his goal. The system gave him one wish, and he wished to return to his original world but when he came to, it's been 5 years?! His beloved has gone crazed, the once sweet and innocent boy now man is trying to bite his head off (￣□￣;) If he doesn't control this rabid dog, than his surname isn't Jing! Oh wait, he took his wife's surname so it'd be Yu? Shu: ... Zhengping: I'm wrong! Wife, forgive this lowly one's words wuu Shu: Why do I love this pig brain? _ 1v1 HE Sorry for dog blood, but the story has to be interesting! Don't beat on this author! ╮(︶▽︶)╭

(Immortal Cultivation+Meeting a Perfect Match+Shura Field+Invincible Flow+Upgrade Flow+Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger) --- What is cultivation? When I think back to the past, cultivation was, as a baby, kicking my legs over and over again—kicking on the bed, kicking on the ground, kicking every single day. Cultivation was, as I grew older, swinging my sword again and again—slashing here, cutting there. Cultivation became, as I matured, the repeated harmony of yin and yang—busy tonight, and busy again tomorrow night. ... My name is Xu Ming. I have never cared about the stipends given to me by those sect masters, noble ladies, or princesses. I said to her, "Can you give me a room closer to yours? I need to report my work to you at any moment." Even if I accomplish nothing every day, I just want to watch how she cultivates. I...

Chen Xiaoyun, an orphan from Guangzhou, China, once met a girl who looked remarkably like him. Before he could learn more about her, a deadly virus was unleashed around the globe. Humans turned into creatures straight out of video games and movies, and zombies and mutants roamed the streets with no one to stop them. From tanks to jockeys to even invisible zombies and mutated dogs. The mutations are just endless. "Why is there a zombie apocalypse just as I find my family? And why can I suddenly create things from thin air?" Will Xiaoyun survive the chaos with the new people he meets along the way? Will he use his newfound abilities to bring peace to a devastated world? Or perhaps he will just take another nap in the bed like a lazy pig—— "Shut up. How am I supposed to do anything when you keep throwing women at me?" ____________ Author's note: The main character grows as the story develops. Although he's very naive from the beginning, he matures a lot as the story progresses. There is no NTR or Yuri unless you consider the main character's woman sharing his 'stuff' in a threesome as Yuri, in which case I have nothing for you. Some of the love interests are related to the main character. Discord server if you want to talk or have questions: https://discord.gg/hnXMFwfVR3

A generation's War God, once overlooking the world with disdain, had fallen into disgrace because of a conspiracy, becoming a mere son-in-law. However, what nobody had expected was that it was all part of his grand scheme, and when the winds of change blew, he, the king, returned, with the power to overturn seas and move mountains, as a dragon ascended to the heavens!

This marks my debut novel, delving into the intertwining love story between an elite family scion and a commoner's daughter. It portrays the journey from acquaintance to affection, culminating in marriage, only to be tested by the intrusion of a third party, leading to an inevitable separation and the arduous pursuit of reconciliation by the scion. The male lead is a strikingly handsome man, born into wealth with a lineage of affluent forebears. Conversely, his mother toils in a lowly job, viewed unfavorably by society. His wife hails from a humble background, subjected to relentless schemes by her mother-in-law, nearly driven from her home. Despite facing countless obstacles, the love between the male and female leads endures. Their romance unfolds amidst trials and tribulations, ultimately transcending hardship and enduring across lifetimes.

I have 90 days to make Sebastian Cornelius fall in love with me! The only man who can save me from this godforsaken group of people I call my family! And change my fate from being dragged off as a bride to a man old enough to be my grandfather! The only problem with this plan is. It would be better to pray for pigs to fly than to win over Sebastian Cornelius! The heartless, ruthless, and extremely stone-cold tyrant! Luckily, I, Lyla Whitemore have a card to play. The heavens are on my side after waking up ninety days before the day I die and I found out a piece of information that is my golden ticket to turn the tables and escape my cursed fate. With this card, I might even be able to make pigs fly! I discovered that I looked exactly like Sebastian’s dead ex-girlfriend. The only girl he ever loved was my doppelgänger and I’m gonna leverage this straw to not only survive but bring Whitemore's house to ruins! I only hope that the love he had for his dead ex was strong enough because I’m about to bet my entire life on that imaginary strength! “There is a possibility that I might die from this but that doesn’t matter, as long as there’s a 0.1% chance of survival, I’m willing to take the risk. I will do anything to win Sabastian’s favor! I meant it when I said I’m betting everything on you, Sabastian Cornelius, and that includes my life!” - Lyla Whitemore. Join Lyla in this heck of a ride to seek revenge. This is Lyla’s story and you are welcome to the life of a decorative daughter! Disclaimer: Book cover isn’t mine, credit goes to google.

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

Fifty years ago, Wukong challenged Nezha and the Celestial Kingdom to a battle. The scale of the fight was so immense that many still call it the "Celestial War." As a major consequence, the eight celestial beasts that supported the sky were destabilized, breaking the balance between the sky, the earth, and the spiritual world. The nine strongest evil spirits escaped from hell and corrupted the eight celestial beasts. Jian Xi is a newly initiated Taoist who lives with his grandfather and his companion Baiji, a talking bipedal pig. They travel the world acquiring knowledge and companions while trying to purify the corrupted celestial beasts and restore the world's balance.

A NEW STORY LADIES AND GENTS, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THE DANGERS OF ALCOHOL AND HANG AROUND BAD PEOPLE AND WELL BE RIGHT ON TIME IN YOUR HOME OR YOUR WIFE WILL KILL YOU.

BREED ALL WOMEN. ( straight out of Greek mythology) breed cows breed pigs breed elves breed dwarves breed dragons breed holy saints breed goddesses breed celestials breed fairies breed anything that's breedable. All Hail goblin supremacy!!! kneel and kotow 10 times. also leave your wife and scram. --- [ R-18] [ Strong to stronger ] [ Imperial harem ] [Non-human mc] [System] [ Jack of all trade, master of none ] [virgin nuns ] cover: AI art. started: 27 Nov 2024.

Shibou Butaro, a mountain of a high-school student with a heart of gold was chosen to get transported to another world to become a hero and save it from destruction together with his personal harem... NOT! What's this!? He's not completely human? Huh?! A descendant of the orcs!? The pig people feared by the gods and demons alike!? Hey! What do you mean he will be disposed of and someone else will be summoned to fulfill the role of a hero!? WHO DOES THAT WRETCHED GODDESS THINK THAT SHE IS?! ONCE HE WILL DESCENT FROM THAT MOUNTAIN, HER WORLD WILL FALL! ****** The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Un chico sin ningún recuerdo de su anterior vida, es reencarnado en el mundo de Remnant por una diosa desconocida, con una misión. Cogerse a todas las mujeres que pueda...

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Long time ago, God was lonely. He sat alone in an empty house high above tending to the matters of the; heavens, earth and the underworld. One day he as he was working, a stray cat appeared. The cat pitied God seeing that he was all alone and decided to stay. Soon, God had an idea. He decided to throw a banquet and invite the creatures of earth. He wrote letters and scattered them from his window. Alas, only twelve animals honored the invitation; the rat, the ox, the tiger, the rabbit, the dragon, the snake, the horse, the sheep, the monkey, the rooster, the dog and the pig. Feeling very excited God decided to gift each animal handsomely. To some he gave wealth, to others wisdom and good fortune but when it came to the snake, he made him immortal because he was such a beautiful creature. All animals returned back to their abodes but it became a tradition to visit God yearly. Year after year, decade after decade, all the animals began to die one after the other except the snake. Soon he was the only one remaining of the thirteen. God noticed his suffering but unfortunately didn't know how to take back the gift decided to add another gift to at least ease his suffering; giving him the chance to take up human form as long as he didn't come in contact with a female being or exerts too much of his energy. Thus the snake made his way to dwell with the humans as a hermit ever young and ever lonely. He still visited God yearly as he was God's only companion now. Unfortunately, he fell in love with a human female child. What would he do? What would become the fate of the snake?

The Apocalypse descended as the world turned into a game. And while everyone panicked, I couldn’t help but wonder if there was something wrong with my eyes. [Logging into the Game Master’s Account!] And my ‘oh-so-average’ destiny, changed into ‘is this a cheat life?’ Kind of destiny. [Would you like to Create a Skill? GM Points will be consumed!] While others struggled to kill a single goblin, I was searching for stronger monsters. While they were happy with getting even a random weak skill, I was customizing what kind of skills I needed. Even my Talents and Gifts can be customised. The only limit was my imagination. Heck, even the hidden quests that people would trigger randomly were present in front of me even before the scenario began.  It wasn’t fair by any means. But isn’t that how life is already? [Would you like to make changes to the quests in the next scenario? GM Points will be consumed!] Is this how an apocalypse is supposed to be? I don’t know. I just tried following the script in front of everyone while trying out my cheat in hindsight. Don't get me wrong with the ‘pig eating tiger’ kind of thing. I just don’t like attention. I would rather stay with two trusted friends than with 10 fake ones. [Would you like to Initiate a Custom quest for the Players? GM Points will be consumed!] And for the players who were bullying the ‘weak’ me. One may even wonder how they ended up losing half of their stats and skills in a randomly triggered impossible type of quest.  Fate can be truly scary, you know?  One must always be careful of it.

Gu Xinglan wears into the novel to become the villainess president, facing many crises, at the same time encountered scum fiancé betrayal, she pretends to be a pig to eat a tiger in the business with all the forces to fight wisdom and courage, and Yan Yichen to start a transnational love, during the period of misunderstandings and crisis of trust, and finally become a business giant and harvest happiness.

Humans? It's just another form of life. Who cares if one or two die? That's what they wanted to do to me after all, they sent me to my death. They taught us nothing, no swordsmanship, no magic, barely any armor. Why should I care for humans after what they did, killing a pig and slaughtering a human brings the same feeling of relief, but one's easier to access. So why can't I kill them all? Tyler Greenheart is a man who was cursed in his previous life by the Reaper of Death. His life force constantly gets sucked out from him, shortening his life span and causing pain. When he reaches the age of 15 he is sent out to war against the Elven Tribes as a meat shield due to his lack of talent and lack of spirit, when out on the front lines he kills someone in self defense and feels a sense of comfort and pain relief. He absorbed some of the person's life span and the rest was offered to the Reaper to take, and was absorbed instead of his own. After feeling relief for the first time he decides to turn to the life of a murderer and slowly gets crueler and crueler to appease the curse. Cover is temporary.

Kurogane is the main character of the story. Kurogane is from the lowest rank of the world. He comes from a family of rats which are treated like pigs. Kurogane had 8 siblings. They all had dreams to see the world and the universe to explore their secrest. But fate can be so cruel. Kurogane watches as his brother’s and sister’s taken from him one by one. They couldn't handle the world. Most of them took their own life or sickness got the best of them. Either way Kurogane watched as he couldn’t do anything as one by one they all were all gone leaving him with just his mother. Yuki the mother of Kurogane saw as her kids were taken by this world leaving only Kurogane. Yuki was very protective over Kurogane, not leaving him out of her sight. Kurogane did not hate his mother but he felt like he was trapped. No freedom, just a bird in a cage not able to spread his wings. But that all changes when he meets this old man and help him.

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Luke transmigrated to a troubled world where the fear of Abominations and ill-intentioned Beyonders permeates every aspect of life and grips the heart of people. The daily lives of people are threatened at every turn by the danger brought by supernatural creatures of unknown horrors. The catch? Luke transmigrated in a stranger's body that was about to undergo an unknown experiment as a guinea pig with a 99% mortality rate. As if it couldn't get any worse, he also has fragmented memories and had a sickly daughter on the verge of death whose mother died due to premature pregnancy. Luke must face these ordeals that were shoved upon his throat. However, he had his golden finger "The Ouroboros System!" Can this system help him face everything? What does it even do? Fortunately, Beyonders of Churches, Aristocracy, and Loose Beyonders exist to fight these dark forces, walking in a thin line of thread, bordering madness and insanity, facing various dangers and uncertainty at every turn. The 12 Great Paths, 3 Aviation Paths, and 43+ Lesser Paths exist. Each Pathway offers esoteric abilities and traits distinct from each other at every stage! Some abilities were downright strange and bizarre, some powerful, some for utilities, and some were incomprehensible! As a Guinea Pig forced by the royal family to walk a "Newly Created" Lesser Pathway out of 43+ failed ones with varying side effects and imperfections, What did Luke do to perfect this Pathway? How did he pioneered this path singlehandedly? How did Luke bridge the insurmountable gap between him and those strong ones comparable to Demons and Gods that walk upon the 12 Great Pathways? What are the challenges that come with it?

Under the new red sun, the mutated animals and the mutated people called "fighters" are engaged in a never-ending war for control of the Earth. When three delinquents students are given scholarships to Yellow Sun Academy, the most prestigious fighter academy, it falls to them and their new friends to defend the Earth from the animals. Can the fighter students rise to the occasion and saved all of mankind? Or will the animals finally win? (Inspired by Rooster Teeth's RWBY)

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Hello this is my first novel and English is not my first language so please comment on my novel so I can improve. He was an advocate in communism, he looked how the communist utopia was not created not because Marx was wrong but because the leaders of the country cannot implement those ideals. One he died, he turned into a pig in a slaughter house, but one day he found a human who is not in nature wanted to eat a pig so he became close and became his tamed beast together they will make this whole land into a communist utopia... yeah its a story about a pig who is a communist and his company trying to make the fantasy world a communist one...

The Time-Warped Puppeteer Butler follows Elias, an omnipotent butler with a mysterious [Marionette Mastery] system from the goddess, allowing him to manipulate people and events like puppets. After being teleported to a strange world that somehow multiple historical timelines converge in a fantasy world!?!? (He died because of dying from looking at his pig lady's bare body), Elias serves a tyrannical ruler, Elizabeth I, who commands absolute loyalty. Despite her harsh orders and intense demeanor, Elias remains unfazed, performing his duties with perfection and humor. As Elias’s powers grow, his calm, collected nature contrasts with Elizabeth’s demanding leadership, sparking romantic tension between them. But there is something else to the story, despite her commanding presence, turns out to be just a village chief. Elizabeth is unaware of the full potential of her Imperial Queen system, which could make her an unrivaled ruler if properly harnessed. And she has 4 sisters that has their unique [Systems] and also are great historical figures: Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Wu Zetian, and Rani Padmini. But yes, they are currently just a ruler of a single village. Follow Elias excited in finallly serving beautiful ladies, and of course, have his own plans on 'eating' them in a gentleman-like way. Of course, not just them, but his enemies are also Great Historical Figures and Criminals of the whole history of Mankind. [Those in the Top 3 Fans would have the right to request for the heroines type and actions they want]

After so many years of matchmaking, Tian Shi, the angel of love, still failed to find a love match for Hui Long. Frustrated, the young angel resorted to drinking away his sorrows. “I curse you! You… you loveless human!!! Arghhh!!!” Tian Shi shouted at the heavens. “You cold-hearted man!! Turn into a pig!!!! At least then I can eat you.” But little did he know his words came true. Hui Long, who was currently walking home after his dinner meeting, suddenly felt a pain in his gut. The next second, he changed into a small pink piglet. ‘Huh? What? Who?’ the little pig, lost in the middle of the busy city, looked around dazedly. “Ah, a pig…” Tian Shi picked up the little lost creature and held it up to his face. Unceremoniously, he separated the pig's legs and giggled. “Oh, you're a boy.” The pig let out a loud squeal. ‘Where are you looking, you absurd!!!’ Not understanding the pig language, the young angel giggled. “I'll call you Little Gold. Let's go home. After you are all grown up, I'll make you into pig trotters~” That is how our protagonist got cursed into a pig and kidnapped by a lunatic love angel.

Being the strongest alchemist in one life, and being a demon in another. After living 8 lives while being the top in all his respective fields, but not being able to ascend to the heavens, watch as Long Chen finally walks the path of the heavens.

[Mature Content in proceeding through the book! Warning!] In the beginning of his story, Kaito is like that of a caged bird in a rose cage gazing out onto the open fields of mother earth yearning to one day walk in them, after much thought put into and a disturbing dream sparking an interest in him, he runs away and seeks refuge in the city of "Passaway Euphria." Kaito, a 11 year old boy, will embark on an adventure that will restart the cycle of genocide all over again! With the help of friends he will meet on the way, Kaito will venture into the heart of Paradise Isle with the ideology of freedom and fun on his mind, but what will really happen?... ♥____♥ Please Note: Slow Chapter release. _______ If you wish to contact the writer: Discord: °Kai~°#2298 Gmail: kawiwinegl@gmail.com Much love, and please support by sharing ideas on what you think of the book!~♥

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody