Funny Like The Strongest System

"If you intended to die anyway, don't die quietly like a pussy! Go out in a fucking blaze of glory!" That was the statement that changed my world forever. I was a loser in life. I died and got reincarnated into a Revenant. Revenants were people who defended the living from the dead. In exchange for a second life, they had one task and were blessed with one cheat ability. The task? To kick as much zombie ass as possible. Unfortunately, my cheat just made me "Rewind". It didn't give me super strength, speed or the ability to fly. Hell, it didn't even give me a way to fight! Without any way to kill zombies, I nearly died on my first day on the job! Back then I remember crying and puking all over the place like a little bitch. But while I started out like a little bitch, I didn't stay one. Dying full of regrets changed me you see. So much so that I made a promise. I refused to repeat my mistakes when I was human. Reborn as a Revenant, I will never bow down to anyone ever again. Unfortunately, these Revenant bastards were old school. Like they hacked zombies with swords and all that crap old school. As a man born in the USA, I saw no reason why I needed to follow their outdated way of thinking. The modern world had the superpower of gun powder and lead. So instead of swords, I came after every zombie I saw with guns. Like countries in the middle east, I proceeded to blow the motherfuckers to kingdom come. And surprisingly because of "Rewind", I found out I could never run out of ammunition. $200 for each kill. Hefty bonus for each area of hell liberated. What scared normal people shitless suddenly allowed me to earn millions every day. The richer I got the more "Freedom" I could unleash! Mortars, tanks, air strikes to even nukes. Backed by modern science and technology, I slowly but surely drove the undead back. Along the way, I met and saved seven heavenly beauties. And all of them fell in love with me. They were a little obsessive, scratch that, they were all fucking insane. My precious harem was comprised of nothing but Yanderes in every sense of the word. Still, I would willingly burn the entire world for any of them. For when I called, only my battle harem answered. And that was even before I learned of another secret. Exchanging bodily fluids with my girls gave me their cheats. Suddenly, in contrast to every Revenant in the world who only had one, I alone wielded eight. One from each girl plus my own. And so unfolded my 2nd life. Which eventually became my legend. Who am I you ask? I was born as John Smith. But these days not even my girls use that name. Both on Earth and in Hell everyone else just calls me Limitless. And I am the Strongest Revenant. *************************** Author Notes: Harem size: 7 | No NTR | No Yuri | No Grape Novel Focus: Action, Adventure, Urban Fantasy, Reincarnation, Dark, Weak to Strong, Battle Harem, Beautiful Heroines, YANDERE Heroine, Military, Loyal Subordinates, Kingdom Building, War, Politics, Conspiracies, Overpowered, Face Slapping, Tragedy, Character Development, Multiple POVs, Betrayal, Alternate Realities, Demons, Zombies, Superpowers, Tower Climbing, Tower Defense, Wish fulfillment. I have paid for and own the copyrights to both the cover and character images. Official Discord link https://discord.gg/7yxSzd3szy, See you there!

Born into a lower middle class family, Ace Lander grew up being told there was a simple formula for success: get an education, graduate, and work hard to build a prosperous future. But that formula failed him during the final stretch of his senior year when a local gang targeted him, putting everything he had and was building towards at risk. Trapped and desperate, Ace felt his life spiraling out of control—until Ria Hart, a fellow classmate, discovering Ace's innate aptitude to become a Curse Master, a being capable of wielding curse energy and abilities but haunted by Curselings, took pity and introduced him to the secret world hidden beneath the mundane surface of their world, the World of Curses. Awakening as a Curse Master, Ace discovers he possesses an extraordinary innate curse tool: the Cursed Toybox. This tool comes with a unique class, Toymancer, granting Ace powers unlike any curse master the world has seen before. The Cursed Toybox allows him to animate and actualize toys, transforming them into powerful, living beings bound to his will. From overpowered heroes to legendary gods, any toy that falls into Ace's Cursed Toybox springs to life with powers beyond one's imagination but bound to him in eternal servitude. Armed with his Toy Summons, Ace must navigate the perilous world of curses, protect his loved ones, and reclaim control of his destiny before the gang—and the darkness of the hidden world—consume him entirely. [ — Status Screen — > Your Cursed Toybox is animating the doll 'Silicone Sailor Stella' as a toy summons… > Your Cursed Toybox has animated the doll 'Silicone Sailor Stella.' > Toy summon 'Silicone Sailor Stella' added to your toy space. > Toymancer can now summon Sailor Stella. Summoning Toy Summons... Name: Stella Race: Curse Tool Class: Toy summon Title: Silicone Sailor Durability: (100/100) Enchantment: 1-Star Individuality: (100/100) Curse Energy Consumption: 5 units per hour Skills: Toy Actualization, Seamanship, Armed Security, Adult Gratification. Toy Actualization: Bring Toy Summons' original character design and skills to existence when they are animated based on their individuality stats. Addition Effect: Toy Physiology. Seamanship: Expertise in navigation, sailing, and ship handling alongside wilderness survival, first aid, and emergency procedures. Armed Security: Proficiency in the use of small arms and other naval weaponry with training in close quarters combat, surveillance, and counterintelligence. Adult Gratification: Creatively addressing emotional, mental, and physical needs of Toymancer till gratification.] "Cursed armies, Curselings, and Curse slaves are nothing—I've got a Toy legion of overpowered action figures and unrealistically beautiful silicone goddess." ~Toymancer Join the saga of the Toymancer's rise to become the Strongest Curse Master.

Four years ago, the first-ever Armageddon Class Anima appeared on Earth, destroying everything that it touched and threatening the lives of the entire world's population! But along with it came Superhumans that had the blessing of mana. They rose up to fight against the Armageddon, and leading them was the strongest Superhuman, KING. After two days and three nights of nonstop battle, KING gave his life to stop the Armageddon and give the Superhumans a fighting chance against the invading Anima, and everyone in the world remembers his good deeds and sacrifice! ... Mark was just an average Superhuman living in City A. His daily routine was skipping classes and hanging out with his only two friends while hunting for Anima in secret whenever he could. But this easy life was not going to last for long as the hidden power he sacrificed a long time ago began to awaken once more! [Initializing Superhuman System...] [Recognizing Host... Host Recognized.] [Parsing Constitution. Host Fully Healed. No Traces Of Residual Damage.] "Hello once again, Mark Vanitas. Has it already been four years?" ... Posting Schedule: Two chapters a day everyday, except days when extra chapters are posted along with the regular ones.

Mages, swordsmen, gods, demons, and prophecies. The Heavenly Games is a tournament where myth and man meet, a purgatory where the dead arrive to fight for their one true wish. Amongst the reborn are Dasha Pang and Kazi Hossain; one a professor from the west whose cold-hearted intelligence has surpass the gods; one a traveller from the east who has come to appreciate humanity. A villain and a hero. The boy born unwanted and the guided one. A martial artist and a mage. Gods amongst men. Expect battles of epic proportions, stories ripped straight from mythology, interactions between gods of various pantheons, and duels humanity has debated for centuries. Expect the Strongest Among The Heavens. *** + Dual Protagonists. Overpowered geniuses. One MC that is villainous and manipulative. The second MC that is heroic and kind. + Detailed power system that includes Western Magic & Chinese Cultivation/Martial Arts (Xianxia) + LitRPG, dungeon crawling, fantasy guilds, and more!  + Abrahamic religions, Hinduism, Indigenous (Americas & Australia), Greek, Norse, Egyptian, and Japanese mythology  *** Daily Chapters

VOLK SMAAAAASSH! Reincarnated with a body like a nuclear bomb, let's turn this magical world into a nuclear wasteland! As someone who loved fighting, Volk Mogger was the most miserable of them all. Born with a small frame, tiny limbs, and underdeveloped muscles, he struggled to grasp anything that was taught to him. He was relegated to merely watching others fight—whether on the internet, on television, or in real life. One day, while riding in his wheelchair, he was abducted and taken to a strange place for a radioactive experiment, which ultimately failed. However, Volk soon discovered that he had been reincarnated in a magical world as a member of an Orc horde, which was hunted by higher life forms despite merely wanting to establish a land where they could honor their traditions and build a home alongside their symbiotic partners, the Elven Witch races. Suddenly, a system screen appeared before Volk, announcing that he had acquired the power to transform into an invincible radioactive titan who yearns to be the strongest of them all. However, this transformation had a time limit, and to extend that limit, he had to win! But win what? Ding! | Beat up the Orcs thief who stole your spoil and a chance to have a wife! | Reward: Extend the radioactive time to 2 minutes. | Failure: Minus 1 minute. | Current radioactive time: 2 minutes. |

Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer, has always been seen as unbeatable. But his strength comes with a cost. After the Shibuya Incident, the world's cursed energy starts to unravel, and an ancient prophecy emerges. The prophecy says that when the strongest sorcerer defies fate, the world will split apart. Gojo faces growing pressure as whispers of a cursed being named Zensei spread. Zensei is the embodiment of balance, and Gojo's own people turn against him. Gojo and his students discover a mysterious girl named Ame, who holds the key to Zensei's power and the prophecy. Torn between his duty to protect and his doubts, Gojo must confront the harsh truth: being the strongest might not be enough to save the future. With betrayal, war, and a final battle looming, Gojo must decide whether to accept his fate or defy it. His choice will have far-reaching consequences, reshaping the world forever.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Is death a new begining? For Max, it was. Max, a twenty-year-old virgin, got attacked by a bear in forest and died an untimely death. Fortunately for him... that wasn't the end to his story. In the next instant, he found himself transmigrated into the body of a noble's youngest son in a world full of Magic, wonders and... beautiful women. As if God was making up for his untimely death, he also got a system -The Lust System. "I can become stronger just by having sex?" Join the journey of Max and watch he have the time of his life and become the strongest mage the world had ever seen before. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. 3. Most importantly, this is my first time writing so the the quality of first 50 or so may be a bit lacking (But it would cause you no problem if a few minor errors don't bother you). 4. It is a slow paced story. If you want everything to be explosive and fast, maybe this isn't for you. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Also check out My other work: [ Rise of the Strongest War God ] & [ My perverted devil system ] Happy reading~ ________________

In order to survive, Perry needs to become a chef and help his system upgrade. He needs to understand the chef rules of this world and help 100 strong people upgrade through food. The chefs in this world need to get a license to cook. Perry needs to face many challenges and he also needs to act like Henry to avoid being discovered by others.

This is a story that took place in 1927 and portrays a family of peasants who lived in the countryside in Hungary. Where a beautiful girl is born, perfection never seen before, eyes as clear blue as the sky, skin as smooth as silk, hair as blond as wheat in the sun. With an outcome that was never expected…. BLONDE LIKE HONEY

About 17 years from now, portals that connects earth to other dimensions or sub dimensions started to appear around the world and at the same time a child was born in the house of Arthurs as the second child of Arthur the second. His name was Victor. Just after Victor's birth his father and mother awakened there power and became one of the world's earliest and strongest awakeners. But, then during clearing a dungeon, The castle of Venus, his father disappeared and his mother was backfired by her own power resulting in frozing herself. After that Victor also disappeared mysteriously resulting in the downfall of Arthur household that consists of just Arthur the third, elder brother of Victor. Now, after 17 years, Victor is currently living in a orphanage completely oblivious of his identity. But, one day a local gangster tried to hurt on of the girl of the orphanage in front of him which triggered something inside Victor, giving him insane powers that even awakened one can't possess.

Ray, a powerful Demon Lord, meets his end in a catastrophic battle against Archangel Michael. With nothing left of him in his original world, Ray’s story seemingly ends—only to take a surprising turn. Reincarnated as a young human in an unfamiliar world governed by powerful hunters and ancient dungeons, Ray finds himself empowered by the mysterious “God System,” a tool bestowed by the Creator itself. As Ray explores his new existence, he gradually unlocks godlike abilities, ranging from the power to evolve his race to manipulate chaotic energies. Each encounter, whether with vicious dungeon creatures or challenging societal hierarchies, pushes him to grow stronger. With memories of his past life fueling his quest, Ray dedicates himself to ascending the ranks and surpassing his former power. His journey is filled with brutal training, strategic battles, and unforeseen transformations. Ray’s ultimate goal remains vengeance against Michael, but his path is intertwined with mastering the God System, evolving into a force beyond his demonic origins, and reshaping his destiny in a world of uncharted possibilities.

[ Yeah, Sofia was my first love, but she broke my heart into pieces] [ Pikfred] I had this friend online called Pikfred Water. How we got to know each other was like a magic, ' boom!' we are friends now. Pikfred never wanted to tell me his name, and I didn't know why he was doing that, all these days I met him online. But I think we are friends now, so why don't you tell me your name or show me your personality Pikfred?. ' Hmmm' I try my possible best for him to talk to me, but he keeps refusing my request anytime I ask him. Pikfred and I were friends but nothing I know about him. ' Hmm', 'I can't wait to see Pikfred'...

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s more than just a cultivator picking up a gun. Imagine storage rings and beast contracts being transformed into modern devices, letting anyone capture and tame monsters. What if alchemy evolved to mass-produce pills? Now, add vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities are endless. In this fun story, we follow two main characters: Alex is a wealthy second-generation kid from the modern world, an "awakener" who spends his days as a big spender in online games and reading novels on his phone. In the novel community, he’s famous for throwing money around, known as a loyal, rich reader. His ordinary life gets turned upside down when he’s thrown into a new world filled with cultivation and magic. MinYue is a brilliant cultivator, a graceful beauty with incredible talent, and the shining hope of her family to reach new heights. Her disciplined, focused life is the complete opposite of Alex’s carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them. Through a twist of fate, their lives intertwine when a mysterious system binds them together, assigning them the mission to revive the vampire race. Even with their totally different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must find a way to work together, blending their unique skills and views on the world. Join them on their journey as they become the strongest duo, rising to claim their throne as Vampire Progenitors in a world where modernization and cultivation collide!

Luminaria, um mundo devastado por monstros, governados por heróis e caçadores extremamente fortes, e nosso protagonista, Kieran Solis, um caçador arrogante e corrupto, vê sua vida mudar após um ataque devastador por uma divindade monstruosa. Mutilado e despojado de tudo, ele deve encontrar redenção e lutar contra um apocalipse iminente, sendo o último homem com a força necessária para salvar o mundo.

A Long time ago, there was perfect harmony on earth and all the ancient races lived together. One day, a war broke out amongst these races. the war raged on for many years with the human race at the most suffering end of the war. being the weakest race with no magical powers, they were easily defeated in the war and soon, their race was starting to face extinction. Just when the humans were nearly wiped out, their luck shone and they discovered a sacred treasure, the titan rusk. With this, they managed to seal the demons were the main cause of the war. they came to a resolution with the other races, successfully stopping the war that threatened to tear them apart, but a lot of damage had already been done. A few years later, the humans realized that, due to their inexperience with the sacred treasure of the titan race, they had accidentally leaked a deadly energy that fed on negative emotions. This energy, called Khaos, turned the negative emotions of the world into deadly and extremely powerful beasts that posed their own to humanity. over time, humans eventually evolved to possess extremely powerful bloodline abilities, but they couldn’t be sure if this was a good or bad thing. These Beasts, created from their emotions, also possessed their bloodline abilities. on rare occasions, the negative emotions of multiple people created one beast, giving the beast more than one bloodline ability. living in immense fear, the humans built an energy dome to protect themselves. In this present time, there is an illusion of peace that has lasted for quite a long time, but little did they find out that the sacred treasure that had been protecting them was now at its limits, in a month, the sacred treasure was going to lose its abilities and the seal on the demons was going to come off, including the dome that protected them. So, in a month, the humans were going to battle the demons as well as the beasts and they also had to gather all the sacred treasures and expel the Khaos energy. Meanwhile, other hidden organizations were plotting their own destruction at the sidelines. It was either they found a way to go around this, or they went to a war that they were never going to win.

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only Light can do that," the Goddess Amalthea said as she held William in her loving embrace. "Hate cannot drive out hate, only Love can do that.” In order to help his little brothers and sisters at the orphanage, and save the person he loves, William decided to make the ultimate sacrifice. This selfless act moved the hearts of the Gods into gifting William the opportunity to enter the Cycle of Reincarnation with their blessings. Together with his Mama Ella, and a herd of goats, William embarks on a new journey to find the meaning of happiness in his new life. In a world of Swords and Magic, where adventures roam wild and free, the tale of the Legendary Shepherd is about to begin! [Disclaimer: You might get addicted reading this story.] ----------- Author's other stories. Strongest Necromancer of Heaven's Gate Wizard World Irregular Story Collaboration with other Authors. Kingdom Building Done Right ----------- P.S I would like to thank my editor RedPandaChick for always being there to help me with the edits of my story. Special thanks to Eranoth for helping me Fine-Tune the novel to make it more consistent and less chaotic. -----

Sebastian, a village chief’s son, and the most hated person in his village. Born without magic and thought to be a bad omen. One day, his village was attacked and all the villagers were killed except their children. Revenge-stricken, Sebastian swore he would kill all of the attackers. Armed with a sword, Sebastian takes all of the children to a forest where his life will change forever. He meets a stranger, who takes them in and trains them. With his newfound strength, will Sebastian strive down the path of hero or a villain?

In 2024, Chen Xiao is thrown into a parallel world where, in 1924, gates opened, unleashing monsters. With a newfound pick-up system, Chen Xiao aims to rise from society's bottom to become the strongest Awakener. Preferring solo confrontations, he's not above using others to get ahead.

"I wished them immortality but my thirst for redemption caused them suffering, I gave them eternity yet brought the end of the world" Ethan mumbled as he dragged himself from the ruins of the Golden throne. "You should understand me, human, what I wanted, was eternal happiness...yet I received torments from my own wish" "You call me a human, aren't you the same?" Replied a faint voice. Ethan laughed in response before saying " Human? I am beyond humanity, I am...a God!" _____ The world was no longer what it once used to be. A thousand years after the birth of Nexulytes, people who were able to wield Nexus energy and awakened miraculous talents with unimaginable abilities, the earth had fallen to the brink of near extinction with just less than twenty percent of its population left. The Dreamscape, also known as the reflection of the real world, was a space that was shockingly similar to the real world and copied every small detail of the real world. Their only difference was that the Dreamscape was not a place where humans could move about easily as even the strongest Nexulyte could die without knowing how. Years after the appearance of the dreamscape and multiple gateways spammed all across earth, giving the horrors of the dreamscape access to the real world; they unleashed chaos and a hundred years of bloody battle were the consequences of humanity's late response. In a world where those with talents were worshiped and respected, a boy who hated Nexulytes and wished all of them could die ended up becoming one himself. Not only did he become what he hated, but he awakened a talent that he had never heard of or known about. How was he supposed to survive the fusion with a seemingly useless talent or was he ever going to find out the secret of his talent and the birth of the dreamscape? Ps: cover isn't mine#

Tear of Hell is an MMORPG that has been popular for quite a long time, and Artura Lion is the strongest and the most skilled player in the game. He was even called as an Overlord by the other players for domaniting the whole game by himself. One day, he was summoned to another world, and what's more he's an Overlord? __________________________________________ Warning English is not my first language, not even close. so my grammar is shit and there's a lot of Spellings error too. If you still want to read it despite that, then please go ahead.

Su Xun transmigrated into a fantasy world with a Sign-In System where everyone can cultivate and become stronger. He became the family’s Ancestor and setting his sights on cultivating the family’s prodigies. Su family’s prodigies cultivate diligently. Until one day, when the young master of the Divine Land’s Emperor Ye Clan was killed, the Ye Clan raged, bringing the pressure of their supreme emperor’s weapons to Su family. At the moment when everyone thought Su family was bound to be annihilated, Su Family descendants arrived one by one and people realized that there was a Family surpassing all under the heavens, and that Family was called the Su Family.

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

[Ding!] [Acquired the Dragon Queen's Legacy] [Acquired the Elf Queen's Legacy] [You have awakened the Strongest System] "It's real...! Isekai is real!" ********* Drax is a laid-back, calm and collected highschool student who accidentally loses his life on Earth and, in turn, has his soul is summoned into the body of a baby in another world, one where mana and magic abound. Blessed with a Dragon Legacy, an Elven Legacy and the love of two mummies, Drax decides to enjoy this second life being free and lively freely, not conforming himself to any world system. "The only way to be the freest person is to also be the strongest person," Queen Freya said to him. And so begins Drax's journey to become the strongest and freest!

In a land overturned by the deal of a single person, we watch as Kyo fights his way back to the top. There will be bloodshed and no r-18 scenes as I find them to be boring and a waste of time. Enjoy my first of many books as this is one of my interactive novels that you the readers will have options to pick how the story progresses.

His story is known as the greatest motivational story to all. Dylan Ford was nothing but a homeless orphan. In the streets of the New York, he had survived through countless of fights and dangerous encounters. With his fist and wits, he overcame both adversity and poverty. From a street fighter to a businessman who built two multinational companies in just fifteen years. However, at the peak of his success, his brother and his most trusted aid, Dale Ford, plotted against him. The meticulous plot which involved many of his brother's enemy claimed his life. In his dying breath, he cursed the world and unresignedly close his eyes. However, he found himself waking up in an unfamiliar forest with a brand new body, an unfamiliar sky with three moons, and unfamilliar people looking at him in shock. He soon discovered that he reincarnated in a world with special powers such as Innate Energy and Avatars and powerful beasts called Mystical Beasts! Things he thought only existed in novels. But what shocks him even more is that unlike normal reincarnations in novels, his was completely different. How can a body contain two souls? As he adapts in his new body that has an astonishing secret and a foreign world with seemingly endless wonders, he discovers a mysterious titanic mansion in his mind and is shocked by the profound abilities and secrets he receives from it. Word Count per Chapter: 1500-3000 Disclaimer: The photo is not mine To those who are curious as to where I found it. I found it on this website about an astrology newsletter last October 2013 when I was browsing the net. Here is the link: https://yogimehtab.com/astrology-newsletter-october-2013-mercury-retrograde-mars-leo-sun-libra/ To anyone interested : Follow me in Instagram: legend_of_genesis Follow me in Twitter :Legend_of_genesis Join me in Discord for a chat! https://discord.gg/CSn2enC

After his death, Abel found himself transported to the world of Orlantha, awakening to the discovery that he was bound to a system. This system’s functionality was absurdly simple—limited to storing and releasing non-living objects, with an initial capacity of a mere 10cm x 10cm x 10cm. It offered no formidable combat abilities and provided no direct assistance, seemingly a cruel joke played on a transmigrator. Yet, this didn’t dishearten Abel. With sharp insight and exceptional ingenuity, he realized that this seemingly useless ability harbored the potential to overturn worlds.

In a world plagued by the sudden emergence of mysterious doors harboring dangerous monsters, ordinary people find themselves awakening extraordinary abilities. Among them is Magnus Lynton, still haunted by the tragic loss of his family in his youth, who awakens the useless power of storing items. Delving deeper into the mysteries of his ability, Magnus is thrust into a perilous adventure fraught with danger and heartache, where each decision carries the weight of life or death.