Naruto Jerk Off

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Lin Yun, 36 years old, a widower, a mid-level manager in a private enterprise, is a single father, who has recently felt that he is encountering a mid-life crisis. Professionally, he faced adversity; domestically, he was in a cold war with his 14-year-old daughter; physically, he suffered from periarthritis and spoke daily of his agony. In the past few days, he had also uncovered a secret — his daughter was being a "Magic" girl. With the body of a young maiden, she battled extraordinary monsters and protected the city from attacks — this is the common perception of a "Magic" girl. But he was very aware that being a "Magic" girl came with life-threatening dangers. Should he stop her, or respect his daughter’s choice and find other ways to protect her? Gazing at the Heart Flower in his wardrobe, now covered in dust, Lin Yun, the former "Magic" girl who retired 19 years ago, was facing the third major decision of his life.

Adulting is hard—especially when your love life is an absolute disaster. For Valkyrie Ross, an intelligent, career-driven woman who refuses to be a pushover, dating has been nothing short of a circus. From being peed on during a date (yes, really) to dodging a literal serial killer and enduring a foot-fetish enthusiast, she’s officially done with men. But then there’s him—the new guy at the office. He’s handsome, arrogant, and has an ego big enough to fill the conference room. Women seem to flock to him, and he knows it. He’s also just as defiant as she is, making every encounter between them an infuriating battle of wills. When she loudly declares her oath to swear off men, he sees it as a challenge. What starts as playful banter turns into something deeper—something either of them saw coming. Could the one man she’s determined to resist be the only one worth falling for? Full of laugh-out-loud disasters, sizzling chemistry, and unexpected twists, I swear off MEN, I promise!!! is a witty, romantic rollercoaster about love, life, and the unpredictable mess in between.

Warning… Matured content!! "You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

He knew his clones were solid but someone finally clues him in that he can learn with them. Armed and ready, a simple idea would lead to a child's understanding of what a badass really could be. Cause if you can spam suicide clones, why not make it fun?

Daisy Pemberton is the CEO of Rapt Media, an international publishing company. She has dedicated her whole life to work and made many enemies in her rise to international business sensation. Now that she is at the top, she can finally take a break, marry her fiancé, and enjoy the fortune she made. As she is preparing for her wedding, Rapt Media undergoes a hostile take over initiated by none other that her fiancé and her best friend. Betrayed and left for dead in the desert, she is rescued by the head of the criminal underground. But can she let herself be the woman of a man known to kill anyone who crosses him? And why does he look so familiar? **image generated by starryai

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

A boy with Naruto System transport another world. How will be his journey?

"Always remember, no matter how much a fae may seem like they experience emotions, no matter how human like a fae may behave...a fae can never be a human." The Keybearer. A young maiden from another world foretold by ancient prophesy, destined to collect the seven keys and save the world. Surely that's the kind of story that finds some plucky high schooler dreaming of adventure and whisks them off to find their true love, right? Overworked salary women like Emily have long passed the point where such fantasies can come true, and even if they did, it's not like she'd know the first thing about what to do. ...So of course, nobody even bothered to ask her before dropping her into an entirely new world full of magic and danger. Like the three hungry orcs eyeing her as soon as she wakes up. "What do you mean I can sense the keys if I use magic?! What magic?!" If Emily could, she'd have immediately issued a rejection letter, but unfortunately, the only way back is to finish her quest somehow. But it's not all danger and confusion. The knight who rushed into battle to save her is charming and kind and gorgeous, and the beautiful and lonely prince has a soft and kind smile only for her. If everyone she meets along the way is like them... Well. It can't be that bad, right? "...--I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PAINTING?!"

"1,000,000" is in the account. "100,000,000,000,000,000,000..............." is in the account. "Rich is easy," words coming out of Lucas's mouth. "As soon as there is appropriate profit, capital becomes bold. If there is a 10% profit, it is guaranteed to be used everywhere; with a 20% profit, it becomes active; with a 50% profit, it will take risks; with a 100% profit, it dares to crush on all human laws; with a 300% profit, it dares to commit any crime, even risk being hanged." But Lucas obtained a system with a 1,000% profit!

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Pretty much what the title said. Expect: Strong Protagonist, Smart MC, Harem, Nobles/Royals, Flash Fantasy

Han Su-Yeong, une jeune femme très timide, va trouver un livre étrange et le ramener. Elle va alors entrer dans l'univers de ce livre et tenter de sauver Min-Seo, son personnage favoris, mais tout ne se passera pas comme prévu.

A girl with a mental disorder falls for a boy with a hidden motive. Simple, right? Add in love, romance, betrayal, tension, and heart-wrenching heartbreak, and you’ve got yourself another Tell-Tale. But when love has a price, are any of us truly ready to pay for it? And when things go off script, what happens next? Falling Off Script ♥️♥️♥️ Disclaimer!!! ---Edited!! Hello! To be honest, I’m not sure how my book comes across to those reading it. But I want to take a moment to clarify something. The female lead is mentally ill, and I’ve associated her character with a well-known disorder. However, despite all the research I’ve done, I felt uncomfortable directly naming the disorder, as I didn't want to risk misrepresenting or stereotyping people who live with it. My intention was always to portray her in a way that felt authentic, but I wasn’t able to dive as deeply into the disorder as I’d hoped. So instead of labeling it, I chose to refer to it as "xxxx" to avoid potentially offending anyone without having done thorough research. Thank you so much for reading! P.S. For some reason, I really dislike Episode 4. ---

I was born into a world of magic and gods, with a system that allows things that I say come into reality. So basically, I have reality manipulation. . .except it only works if people really believe in me. And, it doesn't work on me, only on others. Yup. You can already guess the chaos that ensues. + Jeez, why is the Heavenly Emperor calling me Master? And, is that the Sword Saint asking for my autograph? Wait, now I'm the herald of some eldritch cult? Seriously guys, I'm not as impressive as you think I am. Or, am I? + What to expect: Lots Of Comedic Misunderstandings (Like K*ng from One P*nch M*n), Overpowered side characters, gods, devils, the whole she-bang.

Yami Yuumo, an unknown mob character from Naruto's class is given modern knowledge, including the Naruto story. He makes it his mission to rebel against the story ahead and live his life surrounded by female ninjas. Watch as he changes the story of this world and as all the girls in the Naruto world fall deeper and deeper into depravity and corruption...

Se que ésto es una mierda.. . ¡Pero enserio! los personajes de Naruto no me pertenecen, los derechos a su respectivo dueño exepto los personajes creador por mi

Suffocated by the world, Lyden decided to drink away his sorrows... Only to wake up in the morning in a different world?! And with an opposite gender?! Well atleast on the surface, he's a she. Lydrandorff Empire is one of the 2 Empires ruling the South Prugranth Continent. The Ruler, Emperor Lydrandorff is known for his vulgarity and over-indulgence in sexual ways. This resulted to Concubines littered like grass in the palace, and Heirs like mushrooms in the wild. Chrisandra Rosé Lydrandorff is the only offspring of the Emperor and the Empress. Before the Empress died, she said, "Remember that power is the most alluring but the most dangerous thing in this land. I don't wish for much, I just want you to live happily and contently. Do not let anyone know of your secret". Lyden, as the inheritor of Chrisandra's body, decided to follow the will of the original's mother.

Josh a average highschool student dies at the hands of truck-kun and finds himself reborn in the Naruto world

Sometimes to see the light, you have to dive into the darkness

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

Her jerk of an ex-boyfriend dumped Xing Shu, and he even said pretentiously, "Li's uncle is J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui. Being with her will spare me twenty years of hard work." "..." Xing Shu was speechless. Twenty years? Screw that! She'd kept her identity a secret for so many years. Her father was a rich man, and she had an influential grandfather. Was she not better than Jiang Wenrui's niece? Wasn't he only J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui? She'd had it! She wanted the jerk to address her respectfully as his aunt in the future! A year later, Xing Shu and her fiance, Jiang Wenrui, held a high-profile engagement party. Her ex-boyfriend and romantic rival could not get into the party because they didn't get an invitation. Xing Shu smiled charmingly at them. "Call me Aunty, and you won't need an invitation." Li, her romantic rival, was white in the face. Not long after that, a man in a security uniform ran over. Li spoke affectionately to him. "Uncle, didn't you say we could get in without an invitation?" "Hang on. Isn't your uncle Jiang Wenrui?" Xing Shu asked. Jiang Wenrui's face turned gloomy. "I don't have such an ugly niece." After the engagement party was over, Xing Shu published a post under an anonymous name online. "I made the mistake of recognizing the wrong person and marrying into a rich family because of it. Is it too late to change my mind? I'll be waiting for your response. It's urgent." Jiang Wenrui personally replied to the post. "In your dreams!"

The door to the shop opened with a a ding. The raven haired man who was peacefully reading could only sigh. This was twelve time this week and his patience were running thin. Begrudgingly he made an effort to stand up and walk towards the counter. And sure enough, the same exact face that's bothering him nonstop was going to bother him again. "Welcome To Faraway Bookstore. Is there anything that you like to buy traveler?" "I want to buy your heart." "..." "..." "Sorryto say but 'your heart' isn't on the shop's inventory. Perhaps can I interest you in something simliar like 'Please Log Off and Never Come Back Again'?"

um.. Read the title?

I am a 26 year old man that died due to trunk-kun. I was a functional member of society that occasionally watch anime. My favorite would be Naruto. I always thought that if I had a system as Naruto I would be god. Never had I thought I would be come a system.