Courtney Babcock Fart

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS*

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

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****WARNING MATURE CONTENT**** King Viktor is a tyrant ruler who wants absolute and total control over his Kingdom. He gets rid of all who are a threat to his power and all around him fear him. He forces the three most powerful nobles in the kingdom he feels most threatened by to marry his stepsister Princess Kara to keep an eye on them and to take over their possessions. To traumatize and humiliate them, so they are more submissive to his power, he instructs the idiot sex-crazed princess on what to do with them. However, things take a turn for Viktor when Kara suddenly starts to act differently. Courtney is an ordinary salary-woman who suddenly finds herself in a book she’s recently read as a character destined to die, Princess Kara. She’s mortified as she’s forced to find a way to prevent Kara’s death which entails evading the suspicious watchful eyes of King Viktor and the anger of Kara’s three husbands who hate her for all the things she’s done to them. (THIS STORY IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER SO EXPECT SOME MESSED-UP STUFF) ***Cover art is not mine***

Courtney is a marketing executive with a big dream - to land a major brand deal and make a name for herself in the business world. But when she finds herself going up against the mysterious and powerful Dywane, she's not sure what to expect. At first, he seems like an adversary, but as they work together, she starts to see another side of him. And before she knows it, she's falling head over heels for him. But as their relationship grows, so does the danger. Will they be able to make it through the storm, or will their chance at love be.

Gabriela was your average college student until a series of events sent her spiraling into an underworld she hadn't know existed. Now turned into an entirely different species, she has to relearn everything she knew about the world. Callum Fox had been a 'kuei-jin' for centuries now. Cut off from any emotions he may have felt as human he sees the world in a transactional sense. With a tilted world view and his own code of ethics he navigated the fine line of politics between the different species and the constantly shifting politics of the underworld. That is until a random chance threw them together and for the first time, in a very long time, Callum was intrigued by Gabriela, her innocence in the jaded world they lived, and the way she looked at him with reverence instead of contempt. To Gabriela, he was the calm in the center of the shit storm her life had become. Beautiful, dangerous, and yet she felt safe with him. As politics and the dangers of living as a supernatural in a human dominated world loomed in she would need every bit of hope and resolve to continue to survive.

"Don't leave Courtney, please" He pleaded, sounding desperate but Courtney has already made out her mind,this madness can not go on. "I'm sorry Your Majesty,I have to,I'm not qualified and I'm not who you think I am" Courtney tried to free her hands from his but he didn't budge. "I don't care,I just….." "Your Majesty,I need to make……" "Your Majesty this,Your Majesty that,stop it Courtney,just call me George like you used to"He gazed at Courtney with a hurting expression and she had to shift her eyes from him. She's afraid,really afraid of her feelings and his emotions might tie her down. "Your Majesty….." "It George"he cutted her off. "But I….." "Courtney there's something you need to know"he stared at her and she can't seem to shift her gaze afraid she might miss his tender eyes. "I love you" He dropped the bomb and Courtney stared at him in awe,her brain shut down and she couldn't see anything more than him.she was happy, confused,and scared before she could say anything he pulled her into his arms. Courtney the street petty theif managed to get in the palace as a lady in waiting. At first she did it for fun and of course money but what happens when she falls for the king and the king falls harder for her?? Would she let go and leave the palace or will she marry the king and become his queen? read Her Royal Majesty to find out

This story will involve a young women who has depression and other mental struggles what happens when everything that goes bump in the night is unleashed

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Laura Courtney a twenty-one year old businesswoman who got divorced with her longtime boyfriend and highschool colleague after being deceived by her best friend Blanca Suarez to cause tantrums in her marital home. Things turned upsidedown in Laura's life when realization hit on her that her best friend was only trying to fool her out of her marital home so she could get married to her ex-husband instead. What happens when Laura found out that she's pregnant just few months after her divorce and now works at her ex-husband's company unknowing to her that he is the CEO of the company she's working, and her bestie works there as his deputy?

After a violent encounter with her father that leads to her having to run away from her Pack, Alaina finds herself as a Rogue. As she runs for her life from the trackers from her now former pack, she lands herself in the territory of another Alpha. As she prepares herself for death at the hands of this new pack, she’s surprised, and relieved, when the Alpha turns out to be her mate. Alaina finds comfort when he steps up to protect her despite not knowing her at all. But how long can this sanctuary last? Once Mason finds out what she did, what sent her running, will he still want her in his life? Or will he send her back to face her crimes? Everything will catch up to her eventually. Alaina will soon realize that you can’t run forever.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

My thoughts were still on the fate thing, the one thing that link did not explain, as I crawled back into my bed. A poorly built bed that was a futon with a mattress topper and a queen-size sheet that I had built not even a month ago and it was already falling apart. For the rest of the night, I had switched between talking to Aili and reading up until a minute or two before midnight Aili: You nervous? Me: Yeah, I did just break up with someone like two days ago, what if it's him? Aili: It won't be, send me a picture once yours appears Me: Bet I looked at the clock as the seconds ticked by 5 4 3 2 1 I took my hand off my wrist and looked at the name Allison C. R. --------------------------------- The events of the COVID-19 pandemic and caused governments around the world to think about how they'll keep their people from complaining about the mandates put in place. So they establish a project intended to bring at least two people together so nobody wouldn't be so lonely. They call it The Soulmate Project But little did they know there would be trouble Liz Cathleen Layzer, a 19-year-old woman who finished her first year of college finds herself with nothing to do. Until she finds out that her soulmate is her roommate who was supposedly straight. Allison "Aili" Courtney Ransom, also 19 years old finds herself fighting a crush on a certain girl. But that fighting moves to something else as she finds out her crush is her soulmate. Read on as we see the two woman's friends find their soulmates Read on as we see the two women become famous in just one night Read on to see the pain that will come with the Soulmate Project

What does it feel like to be loved, cared for and cherished? Well, Courtney doesn't know. But she yearns and wishes for it. ~~~~~~ There's a saying, 'Be careful what you wish for.' But was Courtney careful? ~~~~~~~ What happens when what she wished for starts to come true, but is it what she expected. Will she accept it or will she curse it and deny her destiny? ~~~~~~~~~ THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN MATURE SCENES, SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK WARNING! THIS BOOK IS A PRODUCT OF MY IMAGINATION, SO PLEASE NO PLAGIARISM ALLOWED.

"No..." "No........" "Nooooooooo" Scarlett suddenly got out of her sleep . She was sweating heavily. Because of scream , her mom also got scared. She was there to wake her daughter but when she opened the door she hear her scream and saw her sweating . She directly placed the cooking knife on the table and directly jumped near to her as she said " Scarlett .....what happened ?" Scarlett was still breathing heavily . So firstly her mom cooled her down and clean her forehead from sweat as she again ask the same question . This time Scarlett opened her mouth and replied "I ....I....I just saw an dream " "It was really an scary dream " she replied with scary tone and dark expressions . "What did you saw ?" her mom asked as she was also getting scared. "I ....I saw myself" " I was in the middle of the class as there was my class teacher who was teaching normally and other students who were listening normally " "But then suddenly ..." Scarlett eyes get wide . "Suddenly what ?" "But then suddenly I fart...in the class " ".............." Her mom's mouth remains open for some second after which her expressions changes from fear to anger. She suddenly pushed Scarlett as she shouted "What......just fart .....just an simple fart " Scarlett got pretty shocked from her mom sudden movements as she replied " Mom it was really an scary dream , I had just fart in the middle of the class , it was really an big fart and all the students were laughing at me including my crush too" "yeah....but it was just an fart and you scared me to death like you have saw some ghost". "Ah....it was really an scary dream " " OH...I am going back to sleep , I don't want to go to school" As Scarlett was just going to lift up the blanket over her , her mom suddenly steeped on that blanket and take the cooking knife in her hand. As she pointed that knife towards her , her facial expressions totally changes from an caring woman to an evil woman . She said with an cold smile " .....say it again " "......." Scarlett got shocked as she saw the knife as she switched her sentence . " Ah....I said I am going back to school , I don't want to go to sleep. Her mom nodded silently as she take out the knife . She was just going to leave the room when suddenly her daughter asks " Mom , whats in the breakfast ?" Her mom replied " Sweet potato " Scarlet eyes remains open as she shouted " WHAT......sweet potato , I just fart in my dream because of them only "

Courtney, Leah, and Erin are put in an unexpected situation when their ex-bestfriend comes to their apartment covered in cuts and bruises.

Everyone thinks James is crazy. He always does an unclear experiment. Maybe you can imagine it like a scientist with glasses and a very flat face. When he first came to this campus, he made a very laughable job, his farts and his voice. Indeed, after a while it became a sensation and many students wanted it.

Lauren spent his life under the radar, making sure he was good enough to never be noticed. However, he never made any attempts to be seen. But the popular girl in his class, Courtney, walks into his life, irreversibly changing it.

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this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.

Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.

After three lifetimes, two failed romances. Xiao Yao felt like a tragic specimen of failed love. Ten years prior to her rebirth and time travel, everything reset to the starting point. She wouldn't believe in love again. She swore to protect her family well, to grasp every moment to build her influence and wealth. Therefore, she worked hard, very hard, to apply the teachings of her master. From then on, she reviewed the past to see the future, determined life and death with steadfast certainty, never speaking falsely, and thus befriended the elites from all walks of life. With a pair of penetrative eyes, she eliminated all obstacles, earned the name of Divine Doctor, and laid the foundations of a business empire. Afterward, her business empire began to become a myth and legend began. [Mini Theater] A three-year-old cute little boy, batting his round, wide eyes, tugged at a young man's sleeve and curiously asked, "Daddy, daddy, I heard Mommy say that a long, long time ago, you wouldn't even fart, so why are you now nagging like an old granny?" The young man exploded in anger, hoisted the little boy onto the sofa, and a smacking sound immediately followed, "You little rascal, try letting out a fart from your mouth and let's see." The little boy cried woefully, feeling wronged. He just wanted to ask if his daddy really didn't fart in the past, so why was he getting spanked now.