American Satirical

【Grassroots Rise】＋【Strategic Battle】＋【Intelligence Online】 There was no time to lament the life full of regrets, as he suddenly reincarnated as a homeless man in America. In an America where capitalism was expanding to extremes, more and more people were being forced onto the streets. With no identity, no money. Unable to work, unable to rent a home. If capitalism had no humanity, then he would become the capital! Fighting his way up step by step, he aimed for the very top of America! Starting off with just a tent, not backing down in the slightest, the new-age American homeless man, Cheng Daqi, was set to make some massive waves!

He had received the most lavish praises, and he had harvested the nastiest curses. He was a guy whose every vein pulsed with defiance. He was a white boy who could never become a celebrity. He was a youth from the countryside in the eyes of the masses. He was Tommy Hawk. He had been reborn. Welcome to the story that tells of the American Dream in the first half and the American nightmare in the second. Let's invite Tommy Hawk to take the stage, in the winter of 2022.

The 'Triad of the Night' is a worldwide organization recognized in all Asian, American and other continent countries, who are afraid that one day they will start their movements. Park Chan-woo, its leader and patriarch, holds the title of 'Monarch', which is only given by the previous Monarch. Park Chan-woo swore an oath. 'I promise that I will kill all the members of the Tríada of the night, including the Seven Seats of the organization; with that, my organization will definitely die'. The Seven Seats, who were the seven strongest members of the organization, and Monarch Park Chan-woo went to war and both sides were decimated. Park Chan-woo was the greatest assassin, but he actually wanted such a life; not really, that's why he decided to step aside from the greatest organization in the world. However, he never imagined that he would be reincarnated in a world with magic, where someone with his talent would live as he had always wished. The only problem is that the strong lead that world and so do the nobles.

Many people desire many different things in life, and this is no different for Kiseki. Kiseki Yamazaki is a Second-Year Student at West Shinjuku High School, for the past sixteen years he’s done practically nothing with his life. That is except getting beat up by bullies everyday because he is half American. Kiseki is a loser, with nothing going for him. Until he meets a special girl. Fuyu is captain of the girls Tennis Team and is dating one of Kiseki’s notorious bullies. Now Kiseki chases the desire of being with the girl of his dreams by trying out for the school renowned Tennis Team. A talentless kid who’s never even picked up a racket before in his life. How will his journey end, and will it even start to begin with? Well you’ll have to find out by reading the WebNovel, FORTY LOVE!

Subject 1636 was a Chinese spy on American CDC, after a wrong operation he ends releasing a terrible virus dooming all the world with him. However he ends needing to pay for all the Karma he creating, Fished by Athena from the river of souls, she uses his karma to make him a Slave. “IT WILL SERVE… NOW MY SON… I SHALL CLAIM YOU AS MY SERVANT, LET’S PAY YOUR DEBT” Now Subject 1636 ends in a body of a newborn baby with the name Victor Dominatus, but what is it ? A Screen open in front of his face “WELCOME SUBJECT 1636 to the ATHENA SLAVE SYSTEM” Choose one of the paths ahead and conquer this world in the name of Athena!!!

Updated every Wednesday and Sunday! Everyone wants to be the greatest, but for most people, that's nothing more than a pipe dream; for others, they feel like it's their destiny. Gladiators of the Gridiron is a story that follows two boys who are two sides of the same coin on their journey through their high school American Football careers to become the greatest of all time.

In a world where humanity is thrust into a magical realm teeming with fantastical creatures, every person is granted a piece of land to cultivate and a random ability ranging from F to SSS rank. Most humans struggle with their newfound powers and responsibilities, but Adam, an unassuming American, faces a unique twist of fate. Due to a delay in his transmigration, the system "forgot" him, gifting him all the leftover abilities that others didn’t choose. Armed with over 15 S, SS, and SSS abilities—some locked behind mysterious conditions—Adam also finds himself equipped with seemingly trivial low-ranked powers that turn out to be the perfect tools for agriculture, taming beasts, and attracting capable allies. As Adam builds a thriving settlement, conquers monster-infested lands, and forges alliances with powerful NPCs, he uncovers secrets of the system and his true potential. But as his power grows, so does the danger, with enemies—both human and otherworldly—threatening his rise as the *Lord of People.*

Sometimes we find love in the darkest places and time and it can be epic While the Most feared man who is not capable of falling In love the Don of the Italian Mafia is forced to marry the leader of the American mob. And she yearns for an epic love what happen when they cross paths.

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

Meet Jack, a young American who has the ability to summon the best of the best in any field. He can summon anyone, from celebrities to experts, to help him achieve his goals. Want a star quarterback? He can summon Tom Brady. Need a genius coder? He can summon Mark Zuckerberg. A famous actor? He can summon Leonardo DiCaprio. The possibilities are endless, and Jack's life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Captain Henry Donnager expected a quiet career babysitting a dusty relic in Area 51. But when a test unlocks a portal to a world of knights and magic, he's thrust into command of Alpha Team, an elite unit tasked with exploration. They join the local Adventurers Guild, seeking to unravel the secrets of this fantastical realm and the ancient gateway's creators. As their quests reveal the potent forces of magic, they inadvertently entangle in the volatile politics between local rivalling factions. With American technology and ancient secrets in the balance, Henry's team navigates alliances and hostilities, enlisting local legends and air support in their quest. In a land where dragons loom, they discover that modern warfare's might—Hellfire missiles included—holds its own brand of magic

Alexa's life is a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and heartache in a dilapidated house on the city's outskirts. Since her mother's death, her Governess has resented her existence from losing financial support with her gambling addiction. With each passing day, Alexa works tirelessly to make ends meet, cleaning up after her drunk guardian and managing the household independently. Despite her efforts, her guardian's reckless behavior only worsens, and soon, the weight of her debt threatens to crush them both. It's a thrilling tale of survival, temptation, and the high cost of freedom. Alexa is caught between the past and a perilous future. Excited but nervous, she moves from the slums of the Philippines to the pinnacle of American power and into the world of the Royal. Journey with me how Alexa navigates her life as 'The President's Daughter and her Royal Whirlwind Romance.' *** Follow me on IG, FB, Tiktok. @AJZHEN

"From Underdog to Topshot: The Gridiron Journey" follows the story of Jake Anderson, a transfer student in America who embarks on a remarkable journey from being an underdog to becoming a topshot in the National Football League (NFL). Faced with challenges, rivalries, romance, and unexpected encounters, Jake's determination and passion for the sport propel him forward as he navigates the world of American football.

Layla was a half American half, Ghanaian who died of heart disease. now transmigrated to a game she created, with no memories of her past. Layla must fight and level up with ultimate leveling system 001 to find a way back to the real world. while gaining her memories along

Jung-Ha Kiera, a young black Korean-American, deeply resents her Korean father who abandoned her for twenty years. One day, she gets news from her mother, that he is in a critical condition and requests her presence. She reluctantly travels to South Korea after much persuasion from her mother. When she got there, she met him in the hospital where he explained to her and all his family did to her mother and him. He begs for forgiveness and pleads with her to accept his will. He passes away after two days leaving her in a devastated and raged state. What will happen to Kiera? Would she abandon her father's will and all he said or will she take responsibility and take revenge on the Jung's family?

America, 1980. No sooner had Xu Yi transmigrated than he was put on the dissection table; then he gradually came to understand the true nature of this world. "Studying medicine can't exorcise undead demons; I must become an exorcist!" he resolved silently to himself. On a misty, rain-soaked night. "Miss Evil Spirit over there, the night is cold and damp; be careful not to catch a chill! Come over here and warm yourself by the fire!" Xu Yi said, holding a lighter, as the pale gold flame slowly approached the other. The Evil Spirit shrank back, looking at Xu Yi with fear. "Don't be afraid, I just want to warm you up..." Xu Yi's face broke into a warm smile, "by setting you on fire!" Ding dong! Ding dong! "Sign-in at the Land of Fear successful, Resurrection Coin awarded!" "Synthesis pathway requirements met, do you wish to combine the following entries?" Psychic + Scholar + Painter = Psychic Painter! Saintly Offspring + Gunfight Technique + Revolver Mastery = Holy Gunslinger! Undead + Revelation + Holy Nation = God!

After discovering her fiancé’s infidelity, Hailey Kim (Ha-eun) leaves behind her American life to spend Christmas in Seoul, hoping to heal and reconnect with her roots. As she settles in for a quiet holiday season, she’s startled to run into Joon Seo, her former high school bully. To her surprise, Joon has changed in ways she never expected—his once-mischievous charm now layered with a warmth that feels oddly comforting. In the spirit of the season, they cross path, and Hailey finds herself drawn to him, feeling the joy of Christmas with each moment they share. But as memories from their past resurface, she wonders if she can forgive old wounds or if their new connection is just a temporary spark.

A Chinese boy named Xi Long becomes the vessel for the soul of the former American President, Donald Trump, after his assassination. Donald Trump returns to life in this new body and seizes the opportunity to seek revenge on America and destroy it. Utilizing his newfound power and position, he begins to execute his wicked plan, aiming to create chaos and destabilize the American nation. The games of power and conspiracy are unveiled in an epic struggle between the superpowers, threatening to change the future of the world.

The story centres around a group of eight American teenagers who are sent to a karate school in China with no explanation from their families. They soon discover that they are being trained to fight a war, one that originated with their parents and one that they have no choice but to continue.Meanwhile, someone is kidnapping and brainwashing selected New York students from the school to break the preparation for the war. Others disappear and do not return.The eight teenagers train hard, knowing they face a long road ahead, one on which the future of their families depends.

This is a book about Dragons, and riding them, and looking super cool as you poke your enemies with your super long spear. Or so says the MC... Miles Burke was an average, everyday man with average, everyday issues. He was playing American Football on the front lines when he realized that the man he was supposed to tackle was, instead, tackling him. Furthermore, there was something wrong within his foe's helmet. Lo and behold, the appearance of truck-kun! As Miles reawakens in the lands of Grimos, watch as he sunders the very roots of magic. Watch as he presses his foes with his earth-shattering abdominal flexing. Watch as he shatters the skies with the roars of his Dragon! Please keep in mind, this book contains Wyrms (No-legs) Drakes (Lizards), Wyverns (2-Legs, 2-Wings, Sue My Furry Muffins), and Dragons (4 legs, 2 wings).

Hitomi Yoshida, daughter of an American-Japanese couple. A fan of online games and stories, she is killed and sent to another world by the grace of the goddess Artemis. With her unique "world oracle" ability, she must navigate a steep path to survive. As she prevents the world she was sent to, she faces the apocalypse.

American boy about to get off of work almost got hit by a car slept and hit his head on the rock reincarnated lucky with five wishes

Aryaman promises to marry Myra when they grow up. But, at 18, she is taken away from him. Five years later, fate brings them together. It is Aryaman's only chance to win his lady love back. But, there is one problem - She is an Indian Princess and is married; while He is the American Vice-President. ---------------------- Also, check out another Rom-Com - the Winner takes it all... https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-winner-takes-it-all..._19721850105043305 You Belong to Me... https://www.webnovel.com/book/you-belong-to-me..._24854718606265905

A blend of every thing you'll see!

The Citizens of Ottawa, Illinois were your average, friendly Midwesterners. However, when seemingly insane things begin to happen, as any Patriotic American would, they answer the call. From the New World Order to the Total Collapse of Society, the Ottawans following the lead of the Ghost of Ottawa struggle and try to survive even the most impossible of odds stacked against them. But is their American Heritage and Midwestern Grit enough to survive? {Rated R due to profanity and the nature of the violence portrayed in the novel.}

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AMRahi This is a somewhat satiric xianxia story, mainly focusing on mystery solving, absurd humorous situations, and cultivation politics. [ Synopsis ] The universe gives some of us gifts that we may utilize to achieve our goals, reach the highest peak of our vision, holding an edge over every competitor. The universe also takes away taken-for-granted abilities from some of us, restricting us at every step we take forward, bombarding us with obstacles, and rendering us incapable of touching our aspirations in life. How would YOU lead your life, had you fallen among the latter minority? Across the vast Macrocosms of Man, the world of cultivation continues to demonstrate its brutality, its hazards, and its never-ending cycles of conflicts. One day, we find ourselves becoming conscious of the truth of our world....and that's where our story begins. As someone meant to be a weakling, you need to think of sources of power other than pure cultivation- and that's what our protagonist, Han Xuhan excels in.

Aniella Hein Lu Lerato, a 17 year old black college student.has always been proud of her south African heritage.Shes grown up in a tight knit community where her identity has never been questioned..Elijah Kim .a charming and alluring Asian American student who transfers to Aniella's school after being given 5 month off study from His Idol company under the band "Megahertz.composed of six members who all transfer to Aniella's school and make all the girl's hearts swarm including Aniella's