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Shadow has been banished to the human realms by his family due to his weak magic. He has no sense of this new world he is now trapped in and only has the help of one person to help him return back home. Also sorry about the formatting issues, the formatting got destroyed when I copy and pasted the book from watt pad to here. if you want the normal formatting this story can be found on Wattpad :3

Gracie had received life-changing news, determined to start her life afresh, watch how she overcomes several obstacles in her life

After an accidental space warp, Xenos finds himself in a place known as the True Universe—a vast cosmos filled with countless races, yet devoid of humans. Longing for Earth and a home he can no longer reach, Xenos trains tirelessly for billions of years, eventually reaching the pinnacle of what the universe can offer. During his relentless cultivation, he uncovers conspiracies, hidden truths, and the devastating reason why the human race is absent among the many races of the True Universe. The weight of this knowledge pushes Xenos to the brink of despair. Refusing to give up, he resolves to take matters into his own hands to rewrite fate itself. However, the ruling powers of the True Universe catch wind of his intentions and launch a brutal attack. Though wounded, Xenos narrowly escapes. After an arduous journey, he finally returns to Earth—only to discover his home universe has been destroyed. Overwhelmed by grief and anger, Xenos uses his knowledge to travel back in time to January 1, 3038. Now in the past, Xenos must act carefully. Using his Paragon-level cultivation risks alerting other Paragon beings, so he remains in the shadows, guiding humanity from behind the scenes. His mission? To lead the human race on a perilous journey through the planes of existence to the True Universe, where they can reclaim their rightful place among the stars. Will Xenos succeed in his quest, or will the forces of the True Universe crush his dreams? Find out by reading his epic journey—one filled with trials, heartbreak, and the burning hope of restoring humanity’s legacy. From the Author (Comedic Edition): Let’s be real, we’ve all had that “Oh, it’s good, but I’ll bookmark it later” moment. Spoiler alert: you’ll forget. Just bookmark it now, save yourself the regret—and me the anxiety of wondering if you’ll ever come back! #Reincarnation, #TimeTravelAdventures, #PowerfulProtagonist #SectBuilding, #ParallelUniverses, #DifferentRealms, #MultiverseJourney, #AncientMysteries, #AncientRaces, #CosmicBattles, #FantasyWorlds.

travelling with friends then waking up with a body on you in a place unknown by you. Alex tries his best to try finding his friends.

Tanya is a rich heiress suffering from amnesia after an accident, is plagued by nightmares where Mr stranger appears.Not able to distinguish between reality and dream she starts investigating the truth behind her memory loss and who the Mr stranger is. Why the pampered heiress lost her memory and who is the Mr stranger that appears in Tanya's dream? Continue reading and find out.

[Synopsis] In a dark, underground basement, a spooky old man's voice sent shivers down my spine. "You're gonna meet your end, hahaha," he taunted, before lunging at me with a sword, slashing the air, and spattering my throat with red drops. "We'll see," I defiantly whispered, my last words fading as I drifted into darkness. Suddenly, I woke up in a bustling tavern filled with laughter and clinking glasses. A captivating lady stood before me, her beauty clashing with her angry expression, ready to disrupt the cheerful mood. "Don't stalk me," she snapped, giving me a harsh look before storming out of the tavern. Am I stuck in some kind of game? My common sense shattered, leaving me questioning my reality. ------------------------------------------- [A/N: Give it a read, buddy; you won't regret it.] [Discord Server Link: https://discord.com/invite/4gVfcaePJS]

Sarah has spent her life searching for answers about her past, haunted by the mysterious deaths of her parents. Raised in a world filled with secrets, she doesn’t know that she’s destined for far more than ordinary. When a family of vampires—led by the enigmatic Justin—moves into town, everything she thought she knew about herself begins to unravel. Drawn to Justin by a magnetic pull she can’t explain, Sarah finds herself caught in a web of magic, dark family secrets, and hidden truths about her own heritage. As their slow-burn romance intensifies, she discovers she is not just human—she is fae, her memories altered by a warlock intent on controlling her power. And the family who killed her parents? They believed her family was a threat to the fae courts. When Sarah begins to experience vivid memories of her past, she uncovers shocking truths about her parents’ deaths and the dark forces that have been shaping her life from the shadows. The more she learns, the more she’s forced to confront the true cost of her power—and the dangerous, inevitable path that awaits her. With the Courts closing in and an unrelenting destiny pushing her toward a fate she never chose, Sarah must decide whether to embrace the darkness within her or fight to preserve the humanity she has left. But with every choice, the stakes grow higher, and the line between love and betrayal, light and dark, begins to blur. Will Sarah succumb to the magic that calls to her, or will she defy the Courts and the powers that seek to control her?

Leaving one life for a new start: city girl Maisey finds change in an out of the way town in an unexpected place. Can she find her way back or will she be forever lost?

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

He then moved his hands beneath my dress and ripped it apart. I gasped. ''.....You are perfect....'' He whispered, hoarse, unclear. ''Damian'' I hushed. I leaned in closer, deeper into his chest. He stood still behind me caressing the heat on my skin. Fingers grazing my bare stomach, up the ample of my breasts. Circling seductively around them, rubbing slowly on the hardened tips............ ''I'm going to make you scream tonight...'' #### Sky thought she had a perfect life until one night when her innocence was ripped away by someone she trusted the most. The table turned and her life became Darker Than Black!

“I’ll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because I want Riley to suffer for hurting me.” “I don’t care what your reasons are my love, just say yes to me and I’ll worship your sweet, curvy body for the rest of my life, I’ll make you the envy of every woman on earth, just say yes to me, my love.” Mia’s wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to low life pauper, but no one knows who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved and wanted by two billionaire brothers. Who would have thought that she is secretly married to the senior master, her bosses elder brother Drake Osborne, who happens to own 80 percent of the Osborne empire.

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Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Unhappy and unfulfilled, Sirius is murdered. Instead of passing on, the boy is given another chance at life. He wakes in an unfamiliar world where the inhabitants despise humans. A strange, old man gifts Sirius a mysterious stopwatch slowly counting down to zero. When asked what it is ticking down to, the man replies: "Your memories." Will Sirius find a way to keep his memories while dealing with the struggles of his new life? Will he stay alive long enough to get the chance? Does he even want to keep his memories? Or will he break down crying... begging for more time?

Amelia Dubois, a cunning gallery owner deep in Paris, with a secret past full of longing, is caught in a tangle of intrigue and love. Her life is irrevocably changed following a sensational art exhibition, during which the revelation of a strange letter followed by bizarre occurrences leads her to the underbelly of her deceased father's clouded past. Rafael, a charismatic stranger with his own baggage, and Pascal, her loyal but mysterious friend. Amid whispered warnings, threatening phone calls, and a mysterious figure who seems to know more than he reveals, Amelia’s life spirals into a thrilling blend of danger and desire. Torn between love, faith, and life, Amelia walks a dangerous road of deceit, ambition, and hidden facts. She will find/not find the outcome she is looking for, but will the shadows fall on her and her loved ones? An epic tale of passion, of risk and of never ending intrigue, this novel is a rollercoaster ride through art, into love, and through the quest of unearthing buried truths.

Callistus thought his life was over when a terrible accident erased half his memories, leaving him to rebuild a future from fragments of the past. Desperate for stability, he takes a job at a renowned auction company, only to find his new boss is Ivan Chase—a man who feels strangely familiar. Ivan, now a powerful CEO, is distant but somehow connected to the life Callistus can’t remember. As Callistus adjusts to his new role, he finds himself falling for Ivan, drawn to him by something deep and unspoken. Just as their bond begins to grow, an old friend of Ivan’s plans a merger between their companies, arranging a business marriage to secure the deal. But the friend has hired Callistus to assassinate Ivan after the wedding, aiming to seize control of the Chase empire. Now, Callistus faced a choice: put his feelings aside and carry out the job, or risk everything for a chance at love. Will he follow through with the plan, or will love lead him to a different fate?

Based on the movie 'In Time' its the same world, but i wont be following the same plot, that movie is basically robin hood, not cool, after watching the movie, the idea stuck to my head, and me being the horny fuck i am, im making it into lewdness, while also expanding that world a bit. The story folloqs the main character who is greedy for time, and will do everything to get more of it, well here is her chance. Also, tagging on inkstone is absolute garbage so here arethe tags. R18/Reincarnation/Whore/PervertedMC/ColdMC/GreedyMC/EmotionlessMC/economic/Poortorich... Ill think of more

from best friends to lovers, she fell first... he fell harder

LATTON is a girl filled with childhood trauma, abandonment and daddy issues. Despite her Fvck upbringing, she kept everything to herself, bottling all the bad memories and shoving them at the darkest part of her mind. But things took a turn when her father forced her to marry a guy 25 years her senior, threatening her with her inheritance she has no choice but to obey. * * LUCIAN is a guy with questionable desires. HE is a creature addicted to intimacy, hugs, kisses, lovemaking, and mind-blowing sexual activities with countless one night stands; these are the things that keep him going. Ironically, he fell in love with a conservative girl who not only forbade sex before marriage but was highly awkward regarding being intimate with him. * * In one normal night their paths crossed and it changed them forever. When they're together HE is HER master and SHE is anything HE wants HER to be. In reality, they live a different life but when they’re together they are BLADE and SIEVE. In the end, who will he choose; the one in his heart or the one that his body desires?

Two reckless teens are in love..., what could possibly go wrong?

Lily of the Michigan Earl family was always put on the back burner. Even when she fell and got hurt or had a fever, no one did anything for her. Lily thought she wasn't part of the family. She was engaged, but he was the second son of a marquis, in the same situation as her. That's why Lily wanted to start a family with him. But he wanted to marry her sister, Annabelle, and the engagement was broken off. Lily refused to give in to disappointment and used her talents to carve out her own path. Also posted on Alphapolis.

Shana Brewer's life changes when she is recruited by a secret agency that hunts supernatural beings. With her father missing and time running out, she dives into a world of danger and dark magic. Guided by the enigmatic Quinn and the stern Luke, Shana must uncover hidden truths, navigate deadly creatures, and face her fears. Her mission takes her to Astarte, home of the mysterious Silver Wood witches, where allies and enemies blur. As she learns more about the dark forces at play, Shana realizes her journey is only beginning.

“You're mine for the next six months," his cold voice sliced through the tension, sending a shiver down her spine. Summers locked eyes with him, his deep blue gaze both captivating and intimidating. She wanted to refuse, to escape, but fear held her back, and the weight of her cousin's demands pressed down on her. As his hand gripped hers with a mix of force and threat, the lines between duty and desire began to blur. She pressed her lips into a thin line, shutting her eyes tightly. "Yes, I'll be with you," she whispered, her voice barely audible. Slowly opening her eyes, she saw the devilish smirk playing on his lips.

Dive into the heartwarming tale of Hiroshi and Aiko, two high school students whose chance encounter in Kyoto's serene setting sparks an unexpected friendship. As they bond over their shared passion for chess at Aika High School, they navigate the pressures of academics and family expectations. Join them on a journey of camaraderie and self-discovery amidst the hushed corners of the school library, where every move on the chessboard brings them closer together

Sienna Lawrence's world shatters when her beloved adoptive family perishes under mysterious circumstances, leaving her as the sole heir to their business empire. With the Lawrence legacy in her hands, she faces a daunting challenge: not only must she protect herself but also safeguard the family's assets from those who seek to exploit them. The catch? To claim her inheritance, Sienna must be married. With her trusted boyfriend revealing sinister intentions and danger lurking around every corner, she embarks on a quest to find a husband. In a moment of desperation, Sienna turns to a stranger she meets by chance. “Mister, are you single?” she asks. “Huh?” The man looks at her, perplexed. “Are you married or in a relationship?” she clarifies. “No,” he replies. “How about a crush?” “None so far.” “Good. Where do you work?” “What?” “Forget it. It’s not important. Do you know how to cook?” “Yeah.” “Is your cooking good?” “I guess so,” the man answers, still puzzled by her questions. “Perfect. I’m single, you’re single. Do you want to marry me?” Sienna asks boldly. “I never expected to be proposed to by a stranger all of a sudden. I don’t…” “If you’re not willing, I’ll look for someone else. No pressure.” “Who said I’m not willing? I’m more than willing,” the man replies without hesitation. And so, Sienna ends up with a husband just like that. Things take a drastic turn when Sienna discovers her real parents, leading her to unravel a conspiracy that could potentially turn her world upside down. What connection does her husband and her real family have? Why is the man turning more mysterious as time passes?

Ava Lancaster, heir to a vast business empire, finds herself caught between her family legacy and a secret that could unravel her entire life. After a reckless one-night stand with a powerful stranger, she discovers she’s pregnant. Fleeing the man who believes she’s trapped him, Ava goes into hiding to protect her unborn child. Damien Blackwood, ruthless CEO and feared leader of the supernatural world, has spent years searching for his fated mate. When he finally finds her, a series of misunderstandings drives her away, leaving him to believe she died giving birth to his heir. But when secrets about her supposed death come to light, Damien is thrust into a dangerous chase, not only for the truth but for the love he thought he lost. With enemies on all sides and a web of lies between them, Ava and Damien must navigate treachery, power struggles, and the explosive truth about their bond. As they confront their past, will they find forgiveness before it’s too late, or will the forces pulling them apart succeed in destroying their future?