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Xenos, a stranger, comes back home to Earth after an accidental space wrap to the True universe after billions of years of reaching a peak in cultivation. As he returned to his home universe, he saw that the whole universe had been destroyed, all lifeforms killed, and planets destroyed. So, he used the power of Paragon to travel back in time to January 1, 3038, to change the course of history. After travelling back and seeing that using his power will cause more variables, he selects a few humans to instruct them from behind the scenes to change the course of history. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The novel will be published once a week; please look forward to this novel. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #Reincarnation, #TimeTravelAdventures, #PowerfulProtagonist #SectBuilding, #ParallelUniverses, #DifferentRealms, #MultiverseJourney, #AncientMysteries, #AncientRaces, #CosmicBattles, #FantasyWorlds.

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Gracie had received life-changing news, determined to start her life afresh, watch how she overcomes several obstacles in her life

*In a world where strength is power, the weakest link can be the deadliest.* This mesmerizing MMORPG sequel follows the life of an extremely poor orphan named Takeru Kamada. In "No Gun, No Life," Takeru Kamada is an avid gamer who finds himself trapped in the world of "Eternal Realm," a popular online game along with millions of other players. Unlike other players who can choose their abilities and classes, Takeru discovers he's stuck as a "Gunner" - a rare class with unique firearms-based skills. As Takeru navigates this new reality, he realizes that logging out is impossible, and the only way to survive is to play by the game's rules. While death in the game meant… —No one knows— With his Gunner abilities, he must form alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover hidden secrets within the game. But Takeru soon learns that "Eternal Realm" created by an anonymous developer, has its own agenda, and players are mere pawns in a larger scheme. With no escape in sight, Takeru must adapt, strategize, and master his Gunner skills to unravel the mysteries of the game and ensure his survival. Will Takeru find a way to break free from "Eternal Realm," or will he become forever trapped in this virtual world, forced to live by the mantra: "No Gun, No Life"? ***Are you a fan of a world where the reality is a game? The real world gets dumped in a corner and reality becomes a game, a gun game. if you are, then this is just the book for you.***

Unhappy and unfulfilled, Sirius is murdered. Instead of passing on, the boy is given another chance at life. He wakes in an unfamiliar world where the inhabitants despise humans. A strange, old man gifts Sirius a mysterious stopwatch slowly counting down to zero. When asked what it is ticking down to, the man replies: "Your memories." Will Sirius find a way to keep his memories while dealing with the struggles of his new life? Will he stay alive long enough to get the chance? Does he even want to keep his memories? Or will he break down crying... begging for more time?

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...?

Callistus thought his life was over when a terrible accident erased half his memories, leaving him to rebuild a future from fragments of the past. Desperate for stability, he takes a job at a renowned auction company, only to find his new boss is Ivan Chase—a man who feels strangely familiar. Ivan, now a powerful CEO, is distant but somehow connected to the life Callistus can’t remember. As Callistus adjusts to his new role, he finds himself falling for Ivan, drawn to him by something deep and unspoken. Just as their bond begins to grow, an old friend of Ivan’s plans a merger between their companies, arranging a business marriage to secure the deal. But the friend has hired Callistus to assassinate Ivan after the wedding, aiming to seize control of the Chase empire. Now, Callistus faced a choice: put his feelings aside and carry out the job, or risk everything for a chance at love. Will he follow through with the plan, or will love lead him to a different fate?

Based on the movie 'In Time' its the same world, but i wont be following the same plot, that movie is basically robin hood, not cool, after watching the movie, the idea stuck to my head, and me being the horny fuck i am, im making it into lewdness, while also expanding that world a bit. The story folloqs the main character who is greedy for time, and will do everything to get more of it, well here is her chance. Also, tagging on inkstone is absolute garbage so here arethe tags. R18/Reincarnation/Whore/PervertedMC/ColdMC/GreedyMC/EmotionlessMC/economic/Poortorich... Ill think of more

[Synopsis] In a dark, underground basement, a spooky old man's voice sent shivers down my spine. "You're gonna meet your end, hahaha," he taunted, before lunging at me with a sword, slashing the air, and spattering my throat with red drops. "We'll see," I defiantly whispered, my last words fading as I drifted into darkness. Suddenly, I woke up in a bustling tavern filled with laughter and clinking glasses. A captivating lady stood before me, her beauty clashing with her angry expression, ready to disrupt the cheerful mood. "Don't stalk me," she snapped, giving me a harsh look before storming out of the tavern. Am I stuck in some kind of game? My common sense shattered, leaving me questioning my reality. ------------------------------------------- [A/N: Give it a read, buddy; you won't regret it.] [Discord Server Link: https://discord.com/invite/4gVfcaePJS]

from best friends to lovers, she fell first... he fell harder

LATTON is a girl filled with childhood trauma, abandonment and daddy issues. Despite her Fvck upbringing, she kept everything to herself, bottling all the bad memories and shoving them at the darkest part of her mind. But things took a turn when her father forced her to marry a guy 25 years her senior, threatening her with her inheritance she has no choice but to obey. * * LUCIAN is a guy with questionable desires. HE is a creature addicted to intimacy, hugs, kisses, lovemaking, and mind-blowing sexual activities with countless one night stands; these are the things that keep him going. Ironically, he fell in love with a conservative girl who not only forbade sex before marriage but was highly awkward regarding being intimate with him. * * In one normal night their paths crossed and it changed them forever. When they're together HE is HER master and SHE is anything HE wants HER to be. In reality, they live a different life but when they’re together they are BLADE and SIEVE. In the end, who will he choose; the one in his heart or the one that his body desires?

Two reckless teens are in love..., what could possibly go wrong?

“I’ll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because I want Riley to suffer for hurting me.” “I don’t care what your reasons are my love, just say yes to me and I’ll worship your sweet, curvy body for the rest of my life, I’ll make you the envy of every woman on earth, just say yes to me, my love.” Mia’s wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to low life pauper, but no one knows who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved and wanted by two billionaire brothers. Who would have thought that she is secretly married to the senior master, her bosses elder brother Drake Osborne, who happens to own 80 percent of the Osborne empire.

Lily of the Michigan Earl family was always put on the back burner. Even when she fell and got hurt or had a fever, no one did anything for her. Lily thought she wasn't part of the family. She was engaged, but he was the second son of a marquis, in the same situation as her. That's why Lily wanted to start a family with him. But he wanted to marry her sister, Annabelle, and the engagement was broken off. Lily refused to give in to disappointment and used her talents to carve out her own path. Also posted on Alphapolis.

Shana Brewer's life changes when she is recruited by a secret agency that hunts supernatural beings. With her father missing and time running out, she dives into a world of danger and dark magic. Guided by the enigmatic Quinn and the stern Luke, Shana must uncover hidden truths, navigate deadly creatures, and face her fears. Her mission takes her to Astarte, home of the mysterious Silver Wood witches, where allies and enemies blur. As she learns more about the dark forces at play, Shana realizes her journey is only beginning.

“You're mine for the next six months," his cold voice sliced through the tension, sending a shiver down her spine. Summers locked eyes with him, his deep blue gaze both captivating and intimidating. She wanted to refuse, to escape, but fear held her back, and the weight of her cousin's demands pressed down on her. As his hand gripped hers with a mix of force and threat, the lines between duty and desire began to blur. She pressed her lips into a thin line, shutting her eyes tightly. "Yes, I'll be with you," she whispered, her voice barely audible. Slowly opening her eyes, she saw the devilish smirk playing on his lips.

My heart had always belonged with someone else,I'm sorry " Ember said as tears ran down her eyes like a flowing stream. Ethan and Ember are two inseperable lovebirds until a tragedy happens which separates the two of them . Ethan becomes Ember's past and faded memory while Richard becomes her future. Ethan had become a familiar stranger to Ember . Ethan lived in guilt ,shame and loneliness. He had given up on having her back until one day he sets his eyes on Stella ,the girl who ruined his life. He discovers a hidden truth that would change Ember's life .Join in for the wonderful ride of love ,hurt and betrayal.

Dive into the heartwarming tale of Hiroshi and Aiko, two high school students whose chance encounter in Kyoto's serene setting sparks an unexpected friendship. As they bond over their shared passion for chess at Aika High School, they navigate the pressures of academics and family expectations. Join them on a journey of camaraderie and self-discovery amidst the hushed corners of the school library, where every move on the chessboard brings them closer together

Sarah has always wondered why her birth parents left her. One day a new family moves into a house down the street, and her whole life changes. Will she figure out the mysterious family before it's too late?

Sienna Lawrence's world shatters when her beloved adoptive family perishes under mysterious circumstances, leaving her as the sole heir to their business empire. With the Lawrence legacy in her hands, she faces a daunting challenge: not only must she protect herself but also safeguard the family's assets from those who seek to exploit them. The catch? To claim her inheritance, Sienna must be married. With her trusted boyfriend revealing sinister intentions and danger lurking around every corner, she embarks on a quest to find a husband. In a moment of desperation, Sienna turns to a stranger she meets by chance. “Mister, are you single?” she asks. “Huh?” The man looks at her, perplexed. “Are you married or in a relationship?” she clarifies. “No,” he replies. “How about a crush?” “None so far.” “Good. Where do you work?” “What?” “Forget it. It’s not important. Do you know how to cook?” “Yeah.” “Is your cooking good?” “I guess so,” the man answers, still puzzled by her questions. “Perfect. I’m single, you’re single. Do you want to marry me?” Sienna asks boldly. “I never expected to be proposed to by a stranger all of a sudden. I don’t…” “If you’re not willing, I’ll look for someone else. No pressure.” “Who said I’m not willing? I’m more than willing,” the man replies without hesitation. And so, Sienna ends up with a husband just like that. Things take a drastic turn when Sienna discovers her real parents, leading her to unravel a conspiracy that could potentially turn her world upside down. What connection does her husband and her real family have? Why is the man turning more mysterious as time passes?

Ava Lancaster, heir to a vast business empire, finds herself caught between her family legacy and a secret that could unravel her entire life. After a reckless one-night stand with a powerful stranger, she discovers she’s pregnant. Fleeing the man who believes she’s trapped him, Ava goes into hiding to protect her unborn child. Damien Blackwood, ruthless CEO and feared leader of the supernatural world, has spent years searching for his fated mate. When he finally finds her, a series of misunderstandings drives her away, leaving him to believe she died giving birth to his heir. But when secrets about her supposed death come to light, Damien is thrust into a dangerous chase, not only for the truth but for the love he thought he lost. With enemies on all sides and a web of lies between them, Ava and Damien must navigate treachery, power struggles, and the explosive truth about their bond. As they confront their past, will they find forgiveness before it’s too late, or will the forces pulling them apart succeed in destroying their future?

He then moved his hands beneath my dress and ripped it apart. I gasped. ''.....You are perfect....'' He whispered, hoarse, unclear. ''Damian'' I hushed. I leaned in closer, deeper into his chest. He stood still behind me caressing the heat on my skin. Fingers grazing my bare stomach, up the ample of my breasts. Circling seductively around them, rubbing slowly on the hardened tips............ ''I'm going to make you scream tonight...'' #### Sky thought she had a perfect life until one night when her innocence was ripped away by someone she trusted the most. The table turned and her life became Darker Than Black!

"He fell first and he fell harder." Ethan a 17 years old and is currently studying at Ardenvale Academy of Davao. He is first year taking Bachelor of Secondary Education major in Science. The struggle of a urban boy going into the city to enroll himself is not easy, though he survived it. In start of his survival he actually connected with Kael who became his boyfriend. Not until Ethan discovered something on his boyfriend's cellphone that could cause their altercation. At the end, will it turn into soulmates that could solidify their connection? Or will it turn into Strangers that could sever their bond? Soulmates or Strangers 2024

Everything about Olivia belongs to Malachi Vize. On Halloween night, he can no longer lurk in the shadows. All he has left to own is her heart, even if he needs to take it. She betrayed him, and now he wants revenge against the sister who became his forbidden obsession the second he laid eyes on her. By Leigh rivers (The more collection I will have the more motivation I will have to continue this series)

A 'normal' high school student who gets stuck in a love triangle BUT then is transmigrated into some other world where werewolves live. And now she is apparently the female alpha of an imaginative city. She sees nothing but werewolves and werewolves. With new things to discover, she explores the world with three more boys who also transmigrated with her. Come and join her on these surreal adventures...

# DIVORCE # REGRET GETTING MARRIAGE Zhao Jia fought for justice and someone hit her on the head. Not only did she wake up as a married female CEO with a net worth of over a hundred million, but she was also pregnant with a child that not even the father knew about? She heard that her husband, Peng Zezai, was a cold and indifferent young master from a wealthy family with exceptional looks and a good figure. Others said that she and Peng Zezai were the model couple recognized by the wealthy circle. That night, Zhao Jia experienced how the man who was rumored to be 'extremely gentle to her' mocked and ridiculed her, accusing her of scheming after him. Zhao Jia, 'I can't stand this injustice! What model couple? What gentle husband? It's all fake.' She wanted a divorce! Peng Zezai slammed the divorce agreement on the table. "No divorce!" Zhao Jia scolded him, "What's wrong with you?!" He looked down on her and still refused a divorce. This scum of a man seriously needed help! Zhao Jia was convinced that she did not have a good relationship with Peng Zezai. The baby might not be Peng Zezai's… Then, she slapped a paternity test report on Peng Zezai's face. "I'm officially informing you that you've been cheated on!" Peng Zezai sneered and pushed her against the desk. "Cheated on? It's impossible in this lifetime." How could he not know about planting his own child? Zhao Jia, "…" She was unscrupulous in getting a divorce, but the man was as immovable as a mountain. How infuriating!