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Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

ROYALTY, CHAOS & A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! Bai Xianyu is a badass general, the empire’s fiercest warrior. She’s fought countless battles, crushed rebellions, and faced death without flinching. But nothing....NOTHING could prepare her for her most ridiculous mission yet babysitting the empire’s dumbest prince. Her new job? Keep Prince Zhao Renshu alive. Easy, right? WRONG. Every single day is a new nightmare. What happens when a badass female general meets the most clueless, lazy prince in the empire? DISASTER. And maybe... a little bit of love? A Royal Mess: Love and Intrigue is the perfect mix of hilarious palace drama, sword fights, deadly assassins, and unexpected romance all wrapped up in a historical setting! If you love strong heroines, ridiculous royal antics, and heart-fluttering moments, this book is a must-read! **Tag your book bestie & share your thoughts!** #RoyalMess #HistoricalRomance #RomCom #StrongFemaleLead #PalaceDrama #MustRead

This is a story about a modern man inspired by great conquerors, like Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan, to conquer another world. And, for that, he will utilize modern knowledge to develop his kingdom and innovative war strategies to conquer everything. Since he was a child, Henry loved reading about Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan, the greatest conquerors of all time. He idolized these important characters that molded humankind history with their own hands. Henry was always amazed by their great war tatics and strategies, that allowed them to conquer the world. He wanted to become someone like that. Unfortunately, he was born in the modern times and in a place that war was not a common occurence. Alone, he began to play hundreds of strategy games and eventually became a professional player, famous for his crazy and intelligent way of thinking. However, one day, due to unknown circumstances, Henry died and found himself on the long road to reincarnation, from where he jumped into the Dimensions River and reincarnated as the King of the Stahl Kingdom, a poor and cold nation surrounded by barbarians and wild life. He was finally in a place where he could conquer and dominate. A place where his brilliant tatics and strategies could dictate the way of the whole world. He wanted to follow the steps of his heroes and become the conqueror of the world. ______x_______ Note: I will be uploading a minimum of two to three chapters a week. Also, english is not my first language, so if you see any mistakes, please drop a comment on the paragraph. _______x_________ If you are liking this novel, leave your vote and review!

This is an action-packed story based around the second generation of Life and Death. The two entities are to come together to stop the rising of a looming enemy that threatens their very Omniverse. Balance is at stake as they take on old friends, enemies, and new ones alike!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Have you ever tried to survive? with a single book and card...what you can do? [This novel has a kinda slow story. And Im tryna to make it better, somehow?]

Hinata had pretty good luck, as a high school student living in modern Japan. The cutest of girlfriends, the best of grades. Lots of friends, and even the teachers liked him! Yes, life was never bad, and Hinata was never lacking. However, out of the blue, he trips and falls down the subway stairs, breaking his neck- because in truth, when mages from another world summon heroes, they don't always have the best of timing! Hinata understands well enough when he wakes up in that fantasy land that he's been reincarnated, but there are a few... problems. A.) Hinata has been reincarnated as a girl, instead of some hot guy with an instant harem. What the hell? B.) He, now a she, is a demi-human, a hated, second class race in this misogynistic world! C.) She has no support, because she woke up face down in the mud in some random forest! Taking on a new name and countenance, the guy who should have been a hero will have to start from the ground up- and in a world like this, there are some crazy, CRAZY adventures to be had! Being re-written, now, this version indefinitely hiatused. (TRIGGER/TURN-OFFS WARNINGS BELOW) *Sex scenes *Bloody combat *Yuri/GxG, apparently some people don’t like that *Futa/Futanari MC (she really is just a girl most of the time, though. Don’t worry, I promise this is a legitimate story, not only an eroge) *Sexism/Racism (medieval times) https://discord.gg/bRfbqXzsdF (good for ten uses)

#Sweetnormal kids #Sweet fast-paced novel with little misunderstandings. Her life was lost to a man she thought would love and free her from all the miseries she went through. She was a groomed assassin from a young age and a total orphan without a family; after loving and completing missions for this man, she loses her life to the same man who takes her life away, depriving her of any chance to be alive! But miraculously, her soul gets transmigrated to another girl of the same world as her. But this time, she gets a perfect man as her husband. She gets to be a mother of three beautiful babies who were triplets! Author: What do you think about this life? It's a second chance, Tang Fei... Tang Fei; "It's my first time being a mom, but I will learn. After all, I was infertile in my previous life, so this is a bonus!" Author; What about the man? "It's okay, I can learn how to be a good wife; after all, it's my first time to be married and be a wife; nothing is difficult, so long as he loves and pampers me! And probably cry below his arms, who knows!" Author; What about my past life? "Of course, that man has to call me Sixth Auntie, and I will be an elder to him; how hilarious, right? But I still will avenge my past life, they don't deserve to live a good life through my sweat!"

A fun perspective switch where Soren, Dorian, and Rey and no longer the Borrowers - Ashlynn is... Follow her on her journey as she peers into the world of the humans.

Lan Tifang, an ordinary Chinese young man in his college years, transmigrated into a cultivation world.

The young man, Huang Jin, who secretly worked in a special profession, received a call from his boss at the onset of the zombie outbreak. His boss instructed him to stay put in City C and wait for the organization’s rescue. However, time passed quickly, and after waiting for two long years, Huang Jin still hadn’t heard from anyone. Determined, the young man decided to venture on his own to City Z, where his boss was. Along the way, he encountered a rescue dog, abandoned by its owner, and a seven-year-old girl named Jiu’er, who, though a zombie, still retained her sanity. Thus began the apocalyptic journey of one man, one dog, and one zombie.

Long ago in the high mountains of a secret empire, there were two powerful kingdoms split by the vast sea. One, a kingdom of fierce fire and power, full of mighty warriors and valiant royals. Their weapons ignited with flames of passion, and their skills were unmatched due to their discipline. A castle made of embers deemed it's walls untouchable to any foe. This kingdom was called the Crimson Demesne. Across the coastline, on the opposite cliff's peak, stood a vigorous, yet elegant castle, made by the grace of the stars. It is called the Steller Estate. Where hallways are finely plated with constellations of each record of the night sky. The shining silver and sapphire blades held by the royals were enlightened by stardust, reaching power beyond any imagination. These two kingdoms remained isolated from each other, for the two had long history of conflicts for power and rule over The Empire of Deargach Réaltaí. Countless bloody battles over crowns and thrones lead to the empire losing many adorn leaders. … Decades later, when the new kings and queens of both kingdoms were crowned, the Crimsons vowed to make amends with the Stellars and end the times of reckless exchange. Although, the villagers from both kingdoms still had their own disputes about the matter. Time will only tell who is really to trust.

This novel is about a teenage Earth elemental that acquired a system after an event know as the surge and his journey to become a hero is his world full of monsters and other heroes.

Summary: Daisy’s life is shattered in one harrowing night when a brutal attack leaves her gasping on the edge of despair. In a moment of terror, a mysterious stranger intervenes, setting off a chain of events that will force her to confront not only the demons of her past but also a sprawling criminal network lurking in the city’s underbelly. As Daisy embarks on a painful journey of recovery, she finds an unlikely ally in Detective Marcus Roberts, whose steadfast resolve helps her piece together the clues surrounding her assault. Along the way, every revelation deepens the mystery—especially the true identity and motives of her enigmatic rescuer, Gabriel Winters. With each step, Daisy must navigate a treacherous maze of betrayal, hidden truths, and personal trauma in order to reclaim her identity, heal her wounded soul, and redefine her future.

Do you know how i got these scars… jk. But do you know how it feels to have loved to have lost to have known loneliness good for you, Cause i dont but im hoping some day that i do. soo whant to join me on this awakening journey to self discovery.

The book introduces the central conflict, sets up the forbidden nature of their relationship, and builds the tension between the vampire, Vladimir, and the werewolf, Lyra. It establishes their initial meeting and the undeniable pull between them, even as they both remain cautious and unsure of where this will lead.

The world that Gorgon lives in is changing. The people have for a long time grown complacent and forgotten the stories of the great beasts that once roamed their world. Plague and war has embroiled the land of Dysanta, with kingdoms and city-states fighting for control of a crumbling empire. Now on the horizon, the sun is blotted out by a winged menace, of hard black scales and a fiery tongue. How will the ever changing tides of fate be written in the end about young Gorgon?

Ascending to the throne after the former King's death, is unavoidable for the lineal daughter. After her years of reign, she didn't realize what has to come. Unexpected events took place with unrelated people and with unreasonable excuses. The enemy became the father of her child and her daughter's uncle became a reason for a tragic war. The future always held unexpected events. — I don't own the copyright of the novel cover!

The Duke’s daughter,Lady Catherine Von Wellendorf,is known to be the most beautiful and talented lady in the whole empire of Ershka.She is that wonderful and enchanting that she won the heart of a Prince and is to be married into the Royal Family of a neighbouring country. She got it all.Looks,wealth,love,happiness and future.However,things take a swift turn when the boat that she used to travel with got attacked by monsters and sinks.When she wakes up,she finds herself on an island full of vikings that are hunters of..dragons!? After a few months on the island she learns that true love isn’t a pretty face,reputation and wealth but sincerity,honesty,respect and..affection. However,what do you think Cath will do when she has to choose between her happily ever after with her prince…or the viking chief’s son whom she caught feelings for? ——————— ———— Note from the author: -i’ll post when i have time,since im quite busy i’m not sure when i can write chapters. -i apologize in advance if i may drop writing this novel as well,i’m a moody author TT. -this is a story inspired by ‘how to train your dragon’ and ‘bridgerton,pride and prejudice,and many other hostorical stuff which i’m obsessed with’,the times in real life from when vikings existed and the centuries i used may not be true/real in real life but after all,The Lady and The Viking is a new world i created for fun.So i believe that i can change a few things,can i not? -the synopsis might not seem all that since i’m not good at explaining what goes through my head.Try readig the future chapters and see that my twisted mind has some good things in it tho! I promise you won’t regret it!\(//∇//)\ *~•.Enjoy!.•~*

Kazu is just average guy, got a job in convinient store, then just after working hour he saw women crying for help so he help her but he doesn't know that the guy who assault her was holding a knife so yeaah he died ...... Just like that the journey than begin

In a world where vampires coexist with humans, a young girl named Layla, haunted by a traumatic past, makes a desperate decision: she offers to serve the influential vampire, Vaughn, in exchange for the protection of her beloved aunt. But as their complicated relationship unfolds, Layla finds herself caught in a forbidden love triangle between two vampire brothers, Vaughn and Draven, who both vie for her heart.

Eris, a fairy perfumer with visions of the future, has been imprisoned and forced to work for her ruthless family. But her escape is already in motion, and her greatest weapon is her talent—a fragrance designed to lure the most dangerous wolf of all. Aleksi, the alpha of the fiercest pack and guardian of supernatural beings, cannot resist the call. Not just to save her… but to claim her as his own. Yet fate has more in store than just romance. Amid political intrigue, looming war, and hidden secrets, their bond could change everything… or shatter them both. Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ ͙⊹꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹Ꮺ This story is set in a steampunk Victorian era, featuring a wolf (alpha/mate) and a fairy (perfumer/pheromones) as a duo tasked with investigating and preventing supernatural crimes. Expect role-playing dynamics (spy-like missions), spicy scenes with warnings (for those who prefer to skip them), political schemes, and the looming threat of war. I twist every cliché, but we’ll go through them all. Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ ͙⊹꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹Ꮺ

Glen was reborn into the body of a young man from a noble Baron family. He, who had just adjusted to his new world, discovered a big secret that had been hidden in his family lineage. Getting this secret, Glen was surprised because the world of magic actually existed in the world when he came. With the help of his beautiful maid he manages to come into contact with the world of magic, and from there his new adventure begins. Wizards, kingdoms, different races, love, magic schools, world secrets, everything was ready for him to open and contact one by one. ###### This first book tells the story of the secrets of the magical world, Glen's magical school life, and his adventures. There is no system, Glen will only rely on his own abilities to be able to stand in the wizarding world. The magic found in Glen's school, summoning magic, spell casting magic, flying magic, potion magic, elemental magic, and combat magic etc.

A woman, doomed to live the life of a fantasy romance novels villainess again and again. Decides that this life she will simply be lazy, allow the story to drag her where it may However, the other main characters are acting rather strange this time around. They simply will not leave her to laze about in peace. This is my first book, and also incredibly self indulgent. Created mostly for my own enjoyment. Featuring: an mc who gives no fucks, obsessive male leads, and gratuitous use of fantasy tropes. What more can a gall ask for. (There is no weird sibling stuff, and there is very little of the miscommunication trope. Mostly because I personally dislike that sort of thing.)

Aldric Valenford, a brilliant but reckless magical scientist, opens a portal to another world expecting arcane knowledge or lost secrets. Instead, he finds himself staring into a modern scientific lab. Dr. Naomi Takahashi, a dedicated geneticist and single mother, assumes Aldric is part of a bizarre experiment gone wrong—until he demonstrates undeniable magical abilities. The two form an unlikely alliance, attempting to study and control the door that connects their worlds. As they experiment with the mechanics of the portal, they discover a startling pattern: the placement of the magical rune in Aldric’s world determines where the door appears in Naomi’s. This realization raises troubling possibilities. If more doors can be created, who else might try to use them—and for what purpose? Their research attracts attention from both sides. Naomi's world sees the door as a potential breakthrough—or a threat. Aldric's cousin, an influential noble with political ambitions, sees it as the perfect tool to manipulate the kingdom’s power struggles. As tensions rise, Aldric and Naomi must decide whether to continue their research or destroy the door before it falls into the wrong hands.

Tivon is an ordinary prince of Kingdom of Naydawin, prepared to become a king in a less than a month. But he bears secrets, the past that he doesn't want to show. His father, The King, reminds him of it every single day to the point when Tivon can't take it anymore and runs away. Little does he know that he awaits an adventure that he would never anticipate in a million years. His path is crossed by one of the most feared pirate ships in all Krens. And right on that ship he stumbles upon a particular guy that changes his whole life.