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#Sweetnormal kids #Sweet fast-paced novel with little misunderstandings. Her life was lost to a man she thought would love and free her from all the miseries she went through. She was a groomed assassin from a young age and a total orphan without a family; after loving and completing missions for this man, she loses her life to the same man who takes her life away, depriving her of any chance to be alive! But miraculously, her soul gets transmigrated to another girl of the same world as her. But this time, she gets a perfect man as her husband. She gets to be a mother of three beautiful babies who were triplets! Author: What do you think about this life? It's a second chance, Tang Fei... Tang Fei; "It's my first time being a mom, but I will learn. After all, I was infertile in my previous life, so this is a bonus!" Author; What about the man? "It's okay, I can learn how to be a good wife; after all, it's my first time to be married and be a wife; nothing is difficult, so long as he loves and pampers me! And probably cry below his arms, who knows!" Author; What about my past life? "Of course, that man has to call me Sixth Auntie, and I will be an elder to him; how hilarious, right? But I still will avenge my past life, they don't deserve to live a good life through my sweat!"

Jade Huang is a young woman with dreams as bright as her captivating blue eyes. A dedicated medical student with a heart full of love for her family, Jade's life seems perfectly on track. But when a seemingly ordinary trip to Egypt unravels the threads of time, she finds herself entangled in a destiny that defies reason. Shadows of the past whisper her name, and ancient secrets begin to surface—secrets that threaten everything she knows. King Rameses II is the untamed ruler of Egypt, a Pharaoh whose power is matched only by his cruelty. Known as "The Golden Lion," his reign is one of both fear and fascination. His enemies tremble, his people worship him, and his throne is built upon the bones of those who dared to oppose him. Yet beneath the iron mask lies a longing, a haunting love lost to the sands of time. His empire stands eternal, but his soul remains shackled to a prophecy he cannot escape. When the present collides with the past, the universe shatters the boundaries of reality. As Jade is pulled into an ancient world of power and betrayal, the line between history and fate blurs. Is she the key to breaking the Pharaoh’s curse, or will her awakening be the spark that ignites a new era of chaos? Love or destruction—only time will tell.

Four rich and handsome brothers up against one girl! Asher, Ashton, Ashley and Ashal are the four quadruplet sons of the Rollins family, the wealthiest family in the country of Danvarr. They’re notorious for being sexy, smart businessmen like their father. The brothers never use their real names in public spaces and all go by ‘Ash Rollins’. They all wear the same hairstyle and swap identities almost all the time. Even their parents can’t always tell them apart. Only the brothers can. Demi is a sweet, hardworking twenty years old girl who works at a book store. When her boyfriend cheats on her because she wanted to wait till marriage, she makes a poor decision to drink for the first time. Her night is so crazy she wakes up at home with a marriage certificate in her hand signed by one Ash Rollins. The problem is she can’t recall much and doesn’t know which of the brothers she married. Typically, all the quads deny her claim and the billionaire family kicks her out of their mansion. Demi’s fate changes when the annulment of the marriage threatens the social image of the Rollins Empire. The family proposes Demi plays their daughter-in-law for a year till the tension blows over. Demi accepts only to teach the quads a lesson. Since her true husband won’t step up, Demi is allowed to choose any of the quads to be her husband. Her ‘real husband silently grows restless seeing her with his brother, but he isn’t the only one falling head over heels for the first daughter-in-law of the Rollins empire. All the brothers compete for Demi’s heart because she’s nothing like the women they’re used to. Will their obsession to win her heart finally tear the brothers apart or will Demi’s big secret do the trick? Which ‘Ash Rollins’ will win the girl in the end?

Wan'ou, a modern career - oriented woman, accidentally falls into a time - tunnel and lands in a mysterious ancient world. In this world filled with magic and power, she gets involved with a silver wolf and the arrogant Prince of the Royal Wolf Kingdom, Du Gu Lue. At first, she witnesses a shocking scene of the silver wolf with a woman, and later, she is brutally violated by the silver wolf. Just when she thinks her life has reached rock - bottom, she meets Du Gu Lue. However, Du Gu Lue's possessive and domineering nature subjects her to more humiliation and pain. As the story unfolds, Wan'ou becomes entangled in the complex relationships among different people and is also involved in the power struggles between countries. Amidst all these hardships, she gradually discovers her own strength and the mystery behind the silver wolf's curse. With the development of the plot, she is faced with a series of choices and challenges, such as choosing between love and hatred, and between personal feelings and national righteousness. Will she be able to break free from the shackles and find her own way in this strange world?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

This is a story about a modern man inspired by great conquerors, like Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan, to conquer another world. And, for that, he will utilize modern knowledge to develop his kingdom and innovative war strategies to conquer everything. Since he was a child, Henry loved reading about Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan, the greatest conquerors of all time. He idolized these important characters that molded humankind history with their own hands. Henry was always amazed by their great war tatics and strategies, that allowed them to conquer the world. He wanted to become someone like that. Unfortunately, he was born in the modern times and in a place that war was not a common occurence. Alone, he began to play hundreds of strategy games and eventually became a professional player, famous for his crazy and intelligent way of thinking. However, one day, due to unknown circumstances, Henry died and found himself on the long road to reincarnation, from where he jumped into the Dimensions River and reincarnated as the King of the Stahl Kingdom, a poor and cold nation surrounded by barbarians and wild life. He was finally in a place where he could conquer and dominate. A place where his brilliant tatics and strategies could dictate the way of the whole world. He wanted to follow the steps of his heroes and become the conqueror of the world. ______x_______ Note: I will be uploading a minimum of two to three chapters a week. Also, english is not my first language, so if you see any mistakes, please drop a comment on the paragraph. _______x_________ If you are liking this novel, leave your vote and review!

Synopsis: Lia Moretti is the deadliest assassin in the Fang Mafia-swift, merciless, and untouchable. But when betrayal shatters her world, leaving her entire crew slaughtered, she finds herself alone, wounded, and hunted by the rival Hades Syndicate. With nowhere left to turn, she stumbles into the home of Kevin Langston, an unassuming high school teacher with a kind heart and a mundane life. Kevin is exhausted by his routine-grading papers, dealing with disrespectful students, his nagging boss and wondering if life has more to offer. But everything changes when he comes home to find a bleeding, dangerously beautiful woman in his living room. She's secretive, on edge, and clearly running from something. Against his better judgment, he helps her. Unbeknownst to him, Kevin has just given refuge to the city's most wanted assassin. And the moment he lets her stay, he's dragged into a war he never saw coming. Lia must protect her identity at all costs while keeping Kevin safe from the ruthless killers hunting her. But as their worlds collide, something unexpected sparks between them-an undeniable connection that neither of them can afford. Can a man who's never held a gun survive in the world of assassins? Can a woman who's only known bloodshed find a reason to live beyond the next kill? Or will their fragile sanctuary be shattered when the past finally catches up to them?

Two broken families were reshaped into one. Zora’s mother, after marrying Jax’s father, moved in with them, bringing Zora along. Jax, wild and untamed like a feral dog, was distant and aloof. On the other hand, Zora was as hard as bone—stubborn and nearly impossible to approach. But when the world's end draws near, who would you want by your side? For Jax, Zora is that one person—the only one he is willing to draw close to, the only one who feels like a lifeline in the chaos of his soul.

Do you know how i got these scars… jk. But do you know how it feels to have loved to have lost to have known loneliness good for you, Cause i dont but im hoping some day that i do. soo whant to join me on this awakening journey to self discovery.

Kaisha McLarren wasn't the sweet, cheeky girl like before. No. Not anymore when she turned 16. A drastic change turned her life as exciting as it can be. After 3 years of keeping only to herself, her family decided for her to get back out there. To attend the most elite academy in the country for her college years. Sure. She could be surrounded with people again. Good luck with her mood swings, for she could pluck out anyone's head just by her hands, bite anyone's flesh and bone with her teeth, and kick anyone like a pebble just by a single flick of her feet. Yeah. Because to no one's knowledge, this beauty is also the Beast.

In a world where vampires coexist with humans, a young girl named Layla, haunted by a traumatic past, makes a desperate decision: she offers to serve the influential vampire, Vaughn, in exchange for the protection of her beloved aunt. But as their complicated relationship unfolds, Layla finds herself caught in a forbidden love triangle between two vampire brothers, Vaughn and Draven, who both vie for her heart.

Rooted in the profound philosophies of Hinduism and Buddhism, Life and Beyond takes you on a journey through cosmic adventure, spiritual awakening, and mind-expanding revelations. If you have ever questioned the nature of reality, the weight of karma, or the possibility of transcendence, then prepare to dissolve the boundaries between life, death, and the infinite. Do you know what lies beyond life and existence? What if everything you believe about reality is a fragment of something far greater? Adi, a seeker of truth, embarks on a journey beyond the known world—across lifetimes, realms, and dimensions. He is not searching for mere knowledge but for the ultimate truth. But what is truth? Do you know what the cycle of reincarnation is? Why do enlightened beings seek liberation? Is there really free will, or are we bound by karma? In the vast cosmic order, Brahma—the creator—has four heads. But what if that is only true for our realm? In higher planes, there exist Brahmas with a hundred, a million, even a billion heads, each governing realities beyond imagination. Adi ventures through these infinite planes, questioning everything he knows. Do you want to understand Tantra? What about Kundalini—how does one awaken it? What is enlightenment, and what happens when one truly sees beyond illusion? Are you ready to seek the truth?

Hinata had pretty good luck, as a high school student living in modern Japan. The cutest of girlfriends, the best of grades. Lots of friends, and even the teachers liked him! Yes, life was never bad, and Hinata was never lacking. However, out of the blue, he trips and falls down the subway stairs, breaking his neck- because in truth, when mages from another world summon heroes, they don't always have the best of timing! Hinata understands well enough when he wakes up in that fantasy land that he's been reincarnated, but there are a few... problems. A.) Hinata has been reincarnated as a girl, instead of some hot guy with an instant harem. What the hell? B.) He, now a she, is a demi-human, a hated, second class race in this misogynistic world! C.) She has no support, because she woke up face down in the mud in some random forest! Taking on a new name and countenance, the guy who should have been a hero will have to start from the ground up- and in a world like this, there are some crazy, CRAZY adventures to be had! Being re-written, now, this version indefinitely hiatused. (TRIGGER/TURN-OFFS WARNINGS BELOW) *Sex scenes *Bloody combat *Yuri/GxG, apparently some people don’t like that *Futa/Futanari MC (she really is just a girl most of the time, though. Don’t worry, I promise this is a legitimate story, not only an eroge) *Sexism/Racism (medieval times) https://discord.gg/bRfbqXzsdF (good for ten uses)

Suatu hari, seorang pengacara menyerahkan sebuah amplop dan kunci safe deposit sebuah bank kepada Mika. Ternyata, tante Mika memberikan seluruh harta keluarga mereka kepada gadis itu. Salah satunya adalah sebuah kotak perhiasan berisi cincin yang terbuat dari batu giok. Pada suatu hari, Mika terlahir kembali sebagai seorang anak petani di negara yang tampak seperti Indonesia di tahun 1990an. Di zaman yang serba susah, dia merasa beruntung karena memiliki ruang ajaib. Beberapa bulan setelah bertransmigrasi ke dunia itu, dia bertemu dengan seorang duda yang memiliki dua orang putra berumur di bawah lima tahun. Mereka memutuskan menikah dan pindah ke sebuah pulau yang mirip dengan pulau Bali di zaman modern. Perjalanan Mika di dunia itu diwarnai dengan momen-momen yang tidak terduga. Di harus membantu anak tirinya yang trauma karena mengalami kekerasan domestik ketika dititipkan ke relatifnya, mendidik kedua putranya untuk menjadi manusia yang baik, membantu keluarganya untuk mendapatkan kehidupan yang lebih baik, membangun kerajaan bisnis dan mengembangkan pariwisata di pulau itu menggunakan pengetahuannya dari masa depan, dan masih banyak lagi.

Samuel, son of the Shadow God and the Demon Goddess, was sent to the mortal world due to a dark plot by a forgotten god. This god planned to use Samuel's body to obtain the power he had long desired. A powerful battle between the two gods ensued, resulting in a massive explosion and Samuel's expulsion through a portal to Laguna. There, he was found by Allen Casas and Maria Jane Reyes, who became his new family. As Samuel grew, his unusual abilities became apparent. His adoptive parents realized he was no ordinary child. However, they were unaware of Samuel's true origins-his status as the only child of the Shadow God and the Demon Goddess. A mysterious destiny awaits Samuel, a destiny that will connect him to the world of the gods and his true identity. Samuel is a cheerful young man, ready to face any challenge, possessing extraordinary courage. He fears no one except a girl named Shane. He once rescued Shane from danger in the forest, forging a close friendship. However, he feels a unique fear towards Shane, especially when she's angry-a fear unlike any he's experienced before. A mystery surrounds Shane, one that Samuel can't unravel. Shane is a powerful woman, the only one who can match Samuel in combat. They often test each other's strength, a competition that sparks a unique feeling between them. Samuel's affection for Shane drives him to become stronger, to protect the girl who has left an indelible mark on his heart.

They say myths are just myths, but in the world of unnatural myths are everything. I've always seen the unnatural, I seen two worlds in one, labeled crazy I kept it a secret, until the day I was stolen from my home and forced to learn the ways of living with the unnatural.

*** weekly update on Wednesday *** They hurt you, they do it intentionally just to make sure you won't be better than them.  They pull you down so you can't go up.  They drown you so you don't have breath to cry. Fame has blinded them for so long, now they can't see what you used to mean to them. So they stab you and use your blood as the red carpet. And you know it, But you can't escape this torturous life. You know why? Because you still love them. What a waste of feelings, now you can't love anyone else, even yourself.

A story of a loving husband and his wives secret. Marcus a average guy with a hairy body has a beautiful wife.But he doesn’t know his loving wife secret. lets dive into their lives and how their relationship evolves into something new.

A dragon who lived in a mountain for hundreds of years, undisturbed by humanity and other beings, gets herself unwillingly acquainted with a pheonix who had trespassed into her territory. The pheonix's presence annoys the dragon who wished to remain alone for a hundred more years but perhaps she could soften up to the bird in due time.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Have you ever tried to survive? with a single book and card...what you can do? [This novel has a kinda slow story. And Im tryna to make it better, somehow?]

Lyra has been trained her whole life to be a skilled wolf hunter. It's all she knows, and she excels at it-killing or being killed is the only option. But when her parents unexpectedly decide to retire for her sake, Jessica is thrust into a world she never chose. Moving to a town filled with wolves poses a dangerous challenge for an ex-hunter. Just when she thinks she can find a semblance of normalcy, a forbidden romance ignites, complicating her life further. Can Jessica reconcile her past and forge a new future, or will her loyalties to her family and her instincts as a hunter tear her apart? ---

A fun perspective switch where Soren, Dorian, and Rey and no longer the Borrowers - Ashlynn is... Follow her on her journey as she peers into the world of the humans.

Theron and Kael have been inseparable since childhood—a clever, sarcastic gnome and a confident, troublemaking werewolf prince. Together, they’ve terrorized their teachers, stolen cookies from the palace kitchens, and declared themselves “brothers for life.” But when Theron accidentally discovers he’s Kael’s fated mate, he knows the universe must have made a mistake. Why? Because Kael has spent years describing his dream mate in nauseating detail: “Big-breasted, long-haired, and so hot they’d melt snow just by walking into a room.” Theron stares at his reflection. Flat chest? Check. Short hair? Double check. Definitely not hot enough to melt snow. The Moon Goddess must be having a bad day. His solution? Pretend he doesn’t know. Ignorance is bliss, right? Hide, Gnomes were best at hiding. Except Kael eventually finds out. And chaos ensues. “You’re my mate?” “Uh… no, I’m not. You’ve got the wrong gnome. Goodbye!” Theron yells, making a break for it. Kael isn’t having it. He chases him down like a wolf on a hunt. “You think you can outrun me? You’re like, three .” “Four feet!” Theron snaps, before getting tackled. Now, Theron is stuck with a mate who won’t take no for an answer. “You said you like big-breasted girls! Look at me—I’m a twig!” Kael shrugs, grinning. “I’ve decided I like twigs.” “What about long hair?” “Yours is short, but it’s cute.” Theron throws up his hands. “I’m not sexy!” Kael smirks. “Not yet. But give me some time.”

Lan Tifang, an ordinary Chinese young man in his college years, transmigrated into a cultivation world.