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The latest novel by the author of 'I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm', Let me laugh, the author you will never be disappointed with, enjoy to your heart's content!!! ------------- Author's message to webnovel readers: It has come as an unexpected delight that Xianxia novels, a genre unique to China, have been warmly received by an international audience. I sincerely thank everyone for their support. I am committed to considering all the valuable suggestions put forth by readers, and to maintaining the style you have all come to love, all the while striving to continue delivering my best work. The book "Steadily Becoming a Saint, The Immortal Officials Hired Me to Tend the Horses" retains the familiar style of my previous works but ventures into entirely new territory with its plot and world-building. This story will reflect mortal aspirations for eternal life and ascension to immortality, as well as portray the epic tale of celestial beings witnessing the evolution of the universe through the ages. I hope you will all enjoy it. Best regards. by Let me laugh ------------- As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span! A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes! In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs. Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven! Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly. Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World. The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws. However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An. "I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official." "May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?" "In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds." Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!

In the pursuit of wealth and land, cultivation was actually a very expensive luxury activity. Having unintentionally received the legacy of the legendary cultivator, alchemist, and medical scholar Ge Hong, the simple mountain man Ge Dongxu began to earnestly make money. While most people were still in high school, he had already started to earn money for his alchemy and cultivation as he studied. While most college students were worried about the expenses of having a girlfriend, he had already become a boss. When most college graduates were busy sending out resumes in search of a job, and rich second-generation kids were showing off sports cars in front of beauties, he had already become a super-rich heir, and of course, a supreme medical saint hidden in plain sight.

A good-for-nothing who went missing for three years finally made his comeback! He successfully inherited ancient powers that defy the heavens! Proficient in medical skills and spells, the city was at his whim—everything was in his favor!

In the vast and boundless fantasy world, there is a young man named Yun Che, who has lived in a remote village since childhood and his life story is a mystery. One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly appeared in the world, and Yun Che awakened a shocking ability - the ancient holy body of the sign-in system! This ancient holy body is the supreme physique left by the ancient gods. The owner can devour the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and condense the supreme divine power. With this physique, Yun Che's cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds. It only took a few months from obscurity to shocking the world. However, with the growth of power, Yun Che has gradually been involved in disputes and conspiracies on the continent. Major forces coveted his ancient holy body and rushed to snatch it. In the face of numerous crises, Yun Che was indomitable. With the help of the mysterious treasures obtained by the sign-in system, he overcame all obstacles and embarked on the road of strength. During this journey full of adventures and challenges, Yun Che met a group of like-minded partners, and together they explored the true secrets of the ancient holy body and the shocking mystery hidden deep in the continent. Through thrilling battles and breakthroughs on the brink of life and death, Yun Che will eventually stand at the top of the world and write his own legendary chapter!

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"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

In the realm of Jianghu, where swords reign supreme and legends are forged in blood and steel, stands the humble village of Qingyun. Here, amidst the rolling hills and tranquil streams, resides a young boy named Jian, a soul brimming with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a yearning for adventure. Jian's life takes a dramatic turn when a mysterious swordsman, a lone wanderer with eyes that hold the wisdom of a thousand battles, arrives in Qingyun. Recognizing the spark of extraordinary potential within the young boy, the enigmatic swordsman takes Jian under his wing, imparting the secrets of the ancient art of swordsmanship. Under the tutelage of his enigmatic master, Jian embarks on a perilous journey of self-discovery, pushing his body and mind to their limits. He trains relentlessly, mastering the intricate movements of swordplay, the subtle shifts of energy, and the unwavering focus required to wield a blade with grace and deadly precision. As Jian's skills grow, so does his understanding of the world around him. He learns that Jianghu is a realm of shadows and secrets, where honor and treachery walk hand in hand. He encounters formidable foes, each with their own unique style and deadly intent, forcing him to confront his own fears and limitations. Along the way, Jian forms unlikely alliances, forging bonds with fellow disciples and enigmatic wanderers who share his passion for the sword. He encounters a cast of unforgettable characters, from the wise and ancient masters to the cunning and treacherous villains, each leaving an indelible mark on his journey. Through trials and tribulations, victories and defeats, Jian's resolve never wavers. He remains steadfast in his pursuit of the ultimate goal: to become a true Sword Saint, a master of the blade whose name will echo through the ages. Key Elements of the Story: * Martial Arts Prowess: The story will delve deep into the intricacies of swordsmanship, showcasing various styles, techniques, and philosophies. Jian will face challenges that test his skills and force him to innovate and adapt. * World-Building: The world of Jianghu will be richly detailed, with distinct regions, cultures, and factions. The story will explore the political landscape, the hidden dangers, and the legends that shape the world. * Character Development: Jian will undergo a profound transformation, evolving from a naive boy to a seasoned warrior. He will face moral dilemmas, make difficult choices, and learn the true meaning of strength and courage. * Epic Battles: The story will feature thrilling and intense sword fights, showcasing the power and beauty of the martial arts. These battles will be more than just physical contests; they will reflect the characters' inner struggles and the stakes of their journey. * Themes of Friendship, Loyalty, and Betrayal: The story will explore the complexities of human relationships, the bonds of friendship, the weight of loyalty, and the consequences of betrayal. Note: This is just a basic framework. You can expand on this idea, adding your own unique twists and turns, creating memorable characters, and weaving a captivating narrative. Additional Ideas: * Introduce a love interest for Jian, adding another layer of emotional depth to the story. * Incorporate supernatural elements, such as ancient spirits or magical artifacts, to enhance the fantasy aspects. * Explore the philosophical underpinnings of martial arts, delving into themes of self-discovery, enlightenment, and the pursuit of inner peace.

After 700 years, the former Saint, guardian of the Demon King’s seal and representative of the goddess Miriat, steps down. In a once-in-a-lifetime event, the sacred temple opens its doors to mortals from all over the world to witness the selection of a new Saint—the mother of the world and protector of all races. Among thousands of pure and promising candidates, the goddess bestows her blessing upon a beautiful figure destined to make history. Will they unleash what must remain sealed?

One early spring day, Alum and his classmates fell victim to a spatial quake—descending to Lethren—the strongest line of defense. The students gained magical abilities—not to be heroes, but just because it was expected. Even with the supernatural, Alum seemed aloof but more mellow—his world hadn’t changed, but the same couldn’t be said for those around him. However… that changed—he fell in love with a Saint at first sight. Saint Amethely, despite being new to the role, is loved by everyone. She is sweet, caring, and elegant but has to carry the grand legacy of her Grandmother, the previous Saint. Despite that, she was still a shy girl, slightly clumsy, with no romance experience. But only a few knew of her awkward side. So how could he make an elegant Imperial Saint fall for him…? He, who in this world was but a nobody? There were a few options—become recognizable. Except… the shy girl Amethely had already fallen in love at first sight—Alum being the culprit. An aloof youth whose world changed and an elegant Imperial Saint, how would their love blossom? But… change was never easy for someone like him. Whichever world—his was never kind. Even in this beautiful and vibrant world—incredible magic beasts and abominations were cruel and unyielding. Schedule: sat 22 UTC +2

"You are chosen to be reincarnated in this era." A plain 17-year-old high school boy involved in a truck-kun incident met a goddess upon waking up. He was given abilities that he wished for and was reborn as the son of an aristocratic family. He found out that his parents were actually the strongest couple on the continent. But that's not the thing for which he was shocked. He discovered that both his biological parents were actually women?! With his cheat skills, he will live his life as much as he pleases and build a nation in the process. ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ PLEASE READ THE REVIEWS IF THERE WERE SOMETHING THAT WERE NOT IN YOUR CUP. WARNING: Yuri, Incest, Selfcest I am trying to make this story as unhinged and immoral as I can so... [READ AT YOUR OWN RISK] The story will run at a slow pace. I apologize in advance if the story had slow development. PS: This is my very first work, so there will be mistakes. Please consider my writing skills, if anything. The cover is AI-generated.

A Dragon Pattern Ring allowed the rural Divine Doctor, Yi Xiaofei, to embark on a unique life path unlike any other.

In the realm of Caelora, justice is carried out by a mysterious assassin, which is only mentioned in the legend. Verina, chosen by Saint Seraphina, is entrusted with carrying out divine judgment on the corrupted. But when her next task challenges everything she thought she knew, she must decide: will she follow her sacred duty, or defy the fate that binds her?

Jason had thought about punching a Shil’vati. Who hadn’t? Not only had the aliens conquered Earth with almost trivial ease, the seven-foot purple amazons also had the audacity to start running the planet better than Humanity ever had. He'd never do it though. He was a reasonable guy, just trying to get by under his new feminine overlords. Wasn't he?

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

Camila died and got transported to another world with her SSR character, skills and weapons.

In a world where mana reigned, where mages rocked the earth, and warriors shook the heavens, a tiny village existed. This village was home to a boy called Luan. They say men are made by blood, sweat, pain and heartbreaks, but this saying could be defined as a severe understatement when it comes to Luan. The only sense of normalcy in his life was when he still had a family. Unfortunately, his family is caught in the schemes of a higher power, causing their deaths... Even his own. He finds himself alive, and swears to get revenge, but when had things ever been that simple? The inevitable hardships and tribulations he faces are enough to drive him to the point of insanity, but what keeps his crumbling sanity from falling apart is an influence from outside. Half-dead and half-crazy, Luan decides to complete what he had promised himself at first, but then, he finds out an earth shaking secret that causes it all to come crumbling apart...

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Jake is a loner surviving within the streets of Avalon City. A city filled with bullies and lowlifes always making his life miserable and forcing him to have thoughts of giving on his life. The hand of fate played itself and his life was turned around by a surprise encounter with a wounded super-human. An artifact was provided and the saint's bloodline was inherited. What does life hold for him in the future? Check out my other books: 1) Martial Research Master: https://www.webnovel.com/book/martial-research-master_16569084105417005 2) AIGIS: https://www.webnovel.com/book/aigis_20450378706584105 3) Legacy of the fallen family: https://www.webnovel.com/book/legacy-of-the-fallen-family_24970845306699505 4) Train-sys: https://www.webnovel.com/book/train-sys_16156814106150405

Experiencing life as a warden in a different world is quite the journey, to say the least. Thieves, pirates, assassins, master deceivers, terrorists... Werewolves, vampires, witches, necromancers, succubi... Welcome to the Rose Iron Prison, where the most dangerous witches from around the world are gathered. "I am determined to make this the best model prison in the world!" declared a prison guard who had crossed over to this alternate realm. "Warden, there's been another jailbreak!" "Bring them back and throw them into solitary confinement." Today at the Rose Iron Prison, it's another peaceful day. The warden remarked, "I'm just diligently managing my prison, how did I become a big shot in a different world?"

Cursed with eternal life, Elias is bound to an endless cycle of death and rebirth, carrying the haunting memories of countless past lives. Across centuries, he has walked through civilizations, from empires to forgotten villages, always marked by the jagged scar on his chest—a scar that remains even as his body changes. With each life, he is plagued by visions of a shadowy figure, a Watcher who appears at pivotal moments but offers no answers. In his current life, Elias arrives in the remote village of Rivenwood, hoping for a brief respite from the relentless burden of his curse. But peace is fleeting. Ominous signs emerge: cryptic whispers, ghostly apparitions, and a mysterious figure stalking him from the shadows. As ancient forces stir, Elias begins to unravel a sinister truth about his curse—a truth tied to a forgotten betrayal and a powerful entity bent on his eternal suffering. Determined to break the cycle, Elias embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the origins of his curse. Along the way, he encounters allies and enemies—some drawn to his plight, others determined to exploit it. Each step forward brings him closer to a revelation that could either shatter his soul or free him from his eternal torment. But the cost of redemption is high, and Elias must confront not only the enemies around him but also the darkness within. Can he uncover the truth and break the chains of immortality, or is he doomed to live forever as a pawn in a cosmic game beyond his understanding? The Immortal's Curse is a gripping dark fantasy tale of redemption, suffering, and the unyielding quest for freedom against an unforgiving fate.

Eli, a young boy, is distracted during his tutoring session by thoughts of A.N. Insterion, a controversial figure who discovered ability books that granted people superpowers, creating a new world order. Eli despises Insterion, seeing him as a manipulative tyrant. During a session, Eli argues with his tutor about the biased portrayal of Insterion in history. Feeling disconnected from the past and determined to make his own future, Eli leaves the classroom, expressing a desire for a fairer world. Eli returns home to find his family's penthouse ransacked. He discovers his parents being attacked by intruders. His mother tortured with a blood-like dagger by a hooded figure, while a blond man interrogates her. Eli tries to intervene but he is overpowered. His mother's bio-weapon implant accidentally kills his father. In the chaos, Eli's pendant, a family heirloom, begins to glow and projects a message in the ancient language of the Dengaré family. Eli blacks out before he can fully comprehend the message, which leaves a mysterious, unfinished word in the air.

After the catastrophic destruction of Earth, genius teenager Luo Luo finds himself reborn in a fantastical world—the Earth Source Continent—where belief shapes reality and gods walk among mortals. Merging with a powerful technological core, Luo Luo is thrust into a vibrant realm filled with goblins, dwarves, beastmen, and countless zerg races, each vying for power and dominance. As his classmates awaken their unique divine positions, Luo Luo stands apart, harnessing cutting-edge technology to reshape the battlefield. With electromagnetic cannons, cosmic warships, and devastating elemental bombs at his command, he embodies a new kind of deity—one that melds faith with the awe of technology. "The art of war lies in explosions", he declares, ready to unleash chaos upon his enemies. Join Luo Luo as he navigates the trials of awakening a powerful divine position, forging alliances, and battling formidable foes, all while striving to leave a mark on a world driven by faith and ambition. Will he rise to become a true god or fall prey to the very chaos he seeks to control? Main Characters: Luo Luo