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Synopsis: (Redemption) (Not Virgin Mary) (Cold and Decisive) (Space) Liu Ruyan’s biggest regret in her life was betraying her loyal boyfriend who sacrificed everything for her for a short fling with her bestie. Little did she knew that her bestie was only jealous of their harmonious relationship and wanted to break them for mere fun. Alas! By the time Liu Ruyan realised what she had missed....it was too late. She vowed to spend the rest of her life in a monastery serving the poor to atone for her sins. But fate had something unique planned for her..... Sometimes the gears of destiny turns in a way no one expects. Watch as she slowly matures into a capable woman who stands tall amongst clouds. Witness Liu Ruyan as she gives her best to redeem her finest. Filled with never-seen-before challenges, this is her journey from Earth to Heaven which shall shake the cosmos.

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

Warning: contents may be too hot to handle. Prolonged exposure may lead to steamy daydreams and spontaneous blushing. Ahmet's laughter was like a slap in the face. "You think you're in a position to negotiate with me?" he sneered. "I don't think so, Asli. You'll do what I say, or suffer the consequences. Do you want more time to outsmart me? No.” She could play his game. She certainly could. A mischievous grin formed on her lips. "What would you gain from sleeping with me?" she asked, trying to keep her tone neutral. "You're not exactly known for your romantic conquests. And we're rivals, not to mention the fact that our families would kill us if they found out." She paused, her eyes narrowing. "So, what's the real motive here? What could you possibly gain from this?" There was a pause on the other end of the line, and for a moment, Asli wondered if she had caught him off guard. But then, Ahmet's smooth voice came back, dripping with confidence. "I’m glad to know you are well informed about my romantic conquests. Let's just say, Asli, that I have my reasons. And as for what I'd gain… well, that's for me to know and you to find out." His tone sent a shiver down her spine, and Asli knew she had to tread carefully. She wasn’t going to win this against him. “Show me what proof you have and I will give in to your demands.” With that, she hung up the call, feeling a small sense of satisfaction at being the one to end the conversation this time. ******* Asli is the only woman in the male-dominated Mafia world. She wears that title with fierce pride, commanding fear and ensuring that no one dares to cross her. But everything changes when she crosses paths with her sworn enemy, Ahmet. Ahmet and his family have been the targets of her carefully laid plans for revenge since she was six. However, Asli's mission takes a dangerous turn when Ahmet discovers a secret she desperately wants to keep hidden. With her nanny’s life hanging in the balance, she finds herself caught in a deadly game, one where Ahmet blackmails her, demanding something she has never given to anyone, let alone her enemy. The line between hate and desire blurs dangerously as she finds herself trapped in a situation that forces her to confront feelings she never expected to have. To make matters worse, Asli despises herself for the pleasure she secretly takes in his control.

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On the eve of her marriage, her engagement was broken, and she was also fired from her company, transforming her from a bride-to-be into an unemployed single woman. Even worse, the luxury apartment she rented was burglarized in the middle of the night! However, she found the thief very handsome and familiar. It turned out to be him, the renowned Wall Street playboy! On his first day back in the country, his car was almost destroyed due to the sudden appearance of her wedding dress. In the evening, he returned to the mansion he had bought many years ago and found a female thief living inside! "Hey, be polite! You're just a renter! How dare you call me a thief?" he complained angrily. Yet, surprisingly, he gradually fell in love with her. Would he finally shed his reputation as a "playboy" for her? ...

What do you desire? Great riches and wealth? World-class fame and influence? Absolute authority and power? Or that which transcends them all? After a failed suicide attempt, the debt-ridden Nick Lewis receives an invitation: [Become the Top Idol, and you shall be granted your deepest desire]. Nick Lewis, a 23-year-old debt-ridden school dropout, becomes a ‘Pointer’ of Top Idol and can purchase talents and invest in his S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attributes with the elusive V-points. But to earn those V-points, Nick must complete heinous daily tasks, climb the ranks using his fame and influence, and also engage in deadly battles against other pointers to maintain this... gift. All you desire is within reach... only if you are willing to pay the price.

The world of Gaia was a peaceful one well was is the best way to put it. the eruptides a race was laying dormant under the planets crust they have been awakened by the constant war as well as the biological, radiological and thaumaturgical disasters of humanity the dominant race of the planets surface. after the awakening also known by the humans as the first eruption humanity is at the brink of extinction, and only survives from 12 city's on the continent of salmirove. albert Stewart a human from earth finds himself reincarnated as Alexandrove bellkenin a nobody with only a name and the cloths on his back in the slums of one of the city's. this is his story

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Felix was just like everyone else - someone who loved reading webtoons and manga to pass the time. Fast forward, he dies and gets transmigrated into an alternate Earth where Towers, Hunters, Quirks and the like exists. Only, the cheat he gets is his unranked "Charm", but it's faulty at best. So, he decides to f*** the script, and make his way to the top - not through endless grinding like those other protagonists - but rather "charming" his way to the top. Oh, right, his level of manipulations would make a certain death book-holder look like a saint. + Inspired Heavily By Regressor Instruction Manual + TAGS: Dominant/Yandere-ish Love Interests, Heavy Manipulation By Protagonist

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Abandoned by his family and stripped of everything, a young noble is left for dead in a deadly dungeon. Born with the rare ability to wield mana but cursed with the inability to cast spells, he survives through sheer will and mastery of mana manipulation. His discovery that raw, concentrated mana can kill without magic turns him into a force to be reckoned with. Upon escaping the dungeon, he returns only to find his fiancée stolen by his younger brother. Betrayed by those closest to him, he vows to never return to his old life. With a newfound technique that mimics the effects of death, he becomes untouchable—a walking curse on everyone who wronged him. Kill any enemy with superior magic manipulation.

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Layla was a half American half, Ghanaian who died of heart disease. now transmigrated to a game she created, with no memories of her past. Layla must fight and level up with ultimate leveling system 001 to find a way back to the real world. while gaining her memories along

Berpenampilan lugu namun sebenarnya pengacara yang licik Omega (gong) x Petugas polisi yang lembut dan jujur ​​Alpha (shou) Pertemuan pertama Nie Zihang dan Yu Jingxuan terjadi di kantor polisi pada larut malam. Karena kekasih omeganya telah berselingkuh dengan alpha, dia melemparkan bola ekstrak feromon pekat ke dalam restoran hot pot yang penuh sesak. Dia harus memberi tahu kekasihnya bahwa semua alfa adalah hewan liar yang tidak bisa membedakan teman dan musuh saat mereka merasakan feromon. Ceritanya diakhiri dengan dia diinterogasi oleh seorang petugas polisi yang, meskipun suaranya lembut dan wajahnya mungil, ternyata dia juga seorang alpha. "Tuan Nie, sebagai pengacara, bukankah menurutmu melanggar hukum dengan sengaja itu buruk?” Alpha bertanya padanya. Nie Zihang dengan santai melemparkan rekaman video kejadian tersebut sambil tersenyum. “Sesuai UU Perlindungan ABO, tindakanku sah sebagai pembelaan diri. Petugas Yu, kau tidak boleh menunjukkan sikap pilih kasih yang tidak berprinsip kepada orang yang melakukan kesalahan hanya karena dia seorang alpha, oke?" Sang alpha dengan sopan melepaskannya. Dia berasumsi masalahnya sudah selesai hingga keesokan harinya, ketika seseorang yang dikenalnya tiba di firma hukum tersebut. Yu Jingxuan yang berpakaian santai memasuki kantornya dan merenung, “Tuan Nie memiliki rasa permusuhan yang kuat terhadap alpha. Apakah kau keberatan jika aku meminta bantuanmu untuk menggugat mantan pacar? Aku ingin reputasinya turun.” Nie Zihang mengangkat alisnya. "Oh? Informasi lebih lanjut akan sangat kami hargai.” Baru kemudian dia mengetahui bahwa Yu Jingxuan juga terlibat dalam hubungan AA. Mantan pacarnya juga pernah selingkuh dengan omega. Karena AO adalah jalan yang benar, kenapa kita tidak mencobanya? Bagaimanapun, jenis kelaminnya juga bertepatan.

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Before the world came to ruins, Hirua. A Swordsman was sent back in time by his ally using a regression stone. In order to become stronger he joins the Academy of Ranias.

[A voice sounded in Soudeep Simoh's mind: Initializing Supreme Food System. The Host is on his way to become the no. 1 chef of the world] After his divorce with famous female ceo of Emom Group Sabina Emom , Soudeep Simoh acquired a street food stall and quickly rose to fame, becoming a culinary sensation of the world known for his unmatched cooking talent all over . With his young t twins a son and a beautiful daughter by his side, he roamed the city streets, setting up his makeshift stall and making a living for the family of 3 . His irresistible mouthwatering dishes attracted crowds from all over the country, earning him widespread recognition and fame. A college student : "Most food stallls sell fried chicken , but Master Soudeep's food are worth every penny." Famous Police Agent : "I have organized a group of over several hundreds of people just to track down where Master Soudeep sells his food every day." Country' No. 1 Chef : "I have tried countless times to recook Master Soudeep's dishes, but I am unable to match Chef Soudeep's perfection." One day, a very old man called the police , claiming the sfood stall downstairs was suspiciously very good, hinting there might be something very dangerous or addictive in the food. The police launched an investigation, only to find that the food was the best and free of all additives. The food was prepared with some of the expensive items in market. Meanwhile, Sabina Emom's upscale hotel restaurant was flooded with several complaints from customers, forcing her to reluctantly seek help from her ex-husband Soudeep. Sabina Emom's sister who is a producer : "Your ex-husband Soudeep is impossible to reach! When can I book him as an anchor for an exclusive interview on my new cooking show?" Sabina Emom: Replied dejectedly but "Soudeep still has not agreed to remarry me .." A celebrity food vlogger with 100 million subscribers on metube from V Country travelled to M Country to film a new streaming show but ended up spending the entire stay in M Country documenting Soudeep Simoh's street food stall instead. [As Soudeep Simoh was becoming master chef, countless notifications sounded in his mind. You have been given god level investment skills. You have been given grade 8 singing and acting skills. You have been awarded martial arts and hacking skills.]

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Eileen Caldwell had always been the epitome of a laid-back individual. From her early years to her teens, her passion for leisure rivaled that of any professional napper. School was merely a necessary inconvenience, and she found herself comfortably situated at the bottom of her class hierarchy, much to the chagrin of her teachers and the bemusement of her peers. However, all of this changed on her 18th birthday signaling her transition into adulthood, a mysterious system was activated, one that would upend her world of sloth and slumber. Gone were the days of lounging around without consequence; instead, Eileen found herself thrust into a destiny she could scarcely have imagined. This newly activated system, with its stern mandate against idleness, revealed to Eileen her true potential: she was destined to become one of the most formidable mages the world had ever seen. No longer could she while away the hours in blissful ignorance; instead, she was called upon to harness her latent magical abilities and rise to the challenge that lay before her.

A divine system voice in people's thoughts caused the ruin of contemporary society. The creatures had appeared all throughout the earth, ushering humans into a new era. The period in which only the strong will survive! The period during which defenseless, weak ones are trampled! Leo had lived in such a world for five years before dying in an demonic horde. As he descended from the clouds, the same angelic voice echoed in his consciousness. [Host Leonard Wright is nearing the end of his life.] [Reborn successful…]

"The Lazy Queen: Escaping Her Tyrant King!" by Elara Moon is a captivating fantasy romance novel that chronicles the journey of Lily Thompson, a contemporary woman who finds herself transported into a fictional world as Queen Lily, a minor character destined to be overshadowed by the King's true love. In her new life, Lily chooses to relish the opulence and comforts of royalty while avoiding the complexities of court politics and romantic entanglements. However, her unpredictable behavior captures the King's interest, disrupting her plans to remain unnoticed and steer clear of the court's dramas.

Li Xiaojun, a 20-year-old game addict and part-time delivery guy, has always been a sucker for those "overpowered system gacha" novels he reads during his lunch breaks. In real life, however, he’s stuck in a dead-end job, barely scraping by in the overcrowded, city of Newer Borealis in the year 2030. His only real joy comes from playing his favorite MMO, "Murim Conquest," where he constantly gets beaten by kids with better gear and deep pockets. One day, after an unfortunate accident involving his bike, a vending machine, and a noodle shop's mascot robot, Xiaojun wakes up to find himself in a strange, futuristic world that looks suspiciously like Murim Conquest—except it’s not a game, it's real. Oh, and also, He has a system like the one he had in his game, one that allowed him to use this gacha to roll for advantages. Will he survive in this new world? Or will he fall prey to the dog-eat-dog nature of this world?

Dominating the vanity fair and taking control of Hollywood, she can be regarded as the last superstar in Hollywood. She has detonated the box office charts and been invincible during the award season, already becoming an immortal symbol of popular culture! However, initially, Eve was just an ordinary girl who set the record for the quickest speed of getting married and divorced.

atlas was young man who dream to become a high member in his sect but those dream were crush on his talent appraisal with weak cultivation talent and low level spiritual roots he was kick out of the sect, mainly because of Guo fen and the sect not wanting free loaders. at his lowest moments he gain the “grimoire of abilities” .