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Zoe has to face her truth that she’s avoided for so long. Will she do it and face further challenges or will she back down again? Throughout her journey she could face challenges that put her friendship at risk and set her up for new ones? Is she ready?

What would you do if you could copy abilities during an apocalypse? Of course, you can only copy women's abilities by having sex with them and absorbing their coitus essence! Jake Mystro, a determined and strong-willed teenager without an ability, was frowned upon and disdained for being powerless, as his body even rejected artificial abilities. Yet, that didn't bother Jake or make him sad, rather, he supported himself with the help of beast gears to avoid being bullied. However, on a particular day, Jake got tricked into awakening his Vampiric powers, but the process left him in a life and death condition. Luckily, he acquired the 'Cuckold System. [Ding!] [You have acquired the Cuckold System] [The Goddess of lust has acknowledged your strong will and determination] [You have become a dedicated follower] [By stealing other people's women you shall become stronger] "I shall not become the follower of anyone! I will also conquer the goddess of lust! Mark my words!"  [Fufufu.....you have balls of steel, you know?] Let's follow the journey of Jake Mystro as he embarks on the journey of doing perverted tasks and becoming men's worst nightmare. ========================= Tags: Slice of life, Incest, Netori, Ecchi, Witches, Vampires, Pregnancy, Rape, Beastkins, Demi-humans, fellatio, cunnilingus, Dhampirs, Demons, gods, Fetish, Sperm-spreading, OP-Protagonist, Academy, Blood manipulation, Gore, Familiars, and Mutants. ------- Note: The MC didn't acquire the system in the early chapters. Mc is not getting ntr'd. MC is not getting cucked or getting stolen from. He'll be the one to steal from people. _________

Hana's life was never perfect, but at least she had it under control... or so she thought. Until things get completely messy! One day everything is going well, the next day she finds herself in the middle of chaos: Friendship crises, family pressure and an unexpected secret... While Hana tries to put her life together, she realizes how complicated being a teenager actually is. Should life really be lived without a plan, or does Hana have a way out?

Yuna Castellano, a 17-year-old high school transfer, is a clumsy, carefree teenager with an unexpected secret: she's a talented songwriter for big-name celebrities. After moving to a small town, she discovers her new school's band is more about good intentions than actual talent. Reluctantly dragged into their chaotic attempts to become school stars, Yuna juggles her secret songwriting career with her disastrous school life, all while avoiding responsibility and bad luck at every turn. Can she keep her secret and help the band, or will her mishaps catch up to her?

"In this life, I will take everything I desire." Ethan Cross was nothing but a nameless shadow. He was foreign student in Edenhurst University, who had been mocked, humiliated, and cast aside. No matter how hard he fought back, no one stood by him. Not his classmates, not his professors—no one. He was alone. And then, one night, he died. When Ethan Cross opened his eyes, he found himself transmigrated back in time. What's more? He held an unmatched advantage. The Divine Charm System. Ding! [Congratulations, Host! You have successfully charmed the cold and mighty, Celeste Ardent.] [Congratulations, Host! You have successfully charmed the school beauty, Charlotte Vale.] This time, he wouldn’t just survive. He would rule everyone.

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Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Lin xinyi is a genius and smart and extremely beautiful girl. Her beauty is disastrous and heaven defying and so is intelligence and strength. she is very cute and sweet and protective of her family and loved ones and has lived in love since young though surrounded by many dangers . But is cold to every one else .What will happen when she comes to know that her family is keeping a big secret from her? how will she manage the relationship that she had once lost . Leng tingxiao the heir of the most powerful family in China.He is cold blooded and ruthless is always cold even to his family though he is protective of them. what will happen when he meets the girl who overturned his world . How will he chase his wife and show his soft side to her. How will both find each other's little secrets ? how it starts and how it ends? No heartbreaking and misunderstanding just a sweet little love story .

This is not a love novel nor is it a children fairy-tale story either. This is a story about a wonderful respectful and amenable young man, Who than died along with everyone one else on the planet earth in the year 2034. 7 Million years later ... The world was reborn into a new along with frightening new laws of Nature. O' Derian our male protagonist of this new world was a regular person just like any other background character of a movie, soon he had to realize that everything may not be what it shows. After rebirth he finally knew that its now or never to get his revenge. O' Derian bacame The Grim of the Underworld.

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

ROYALTY, CHAOS & A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! Bai Xianyu is a badass general, the empire’s fiercest warrior. She’s fought countless battles, crushed rebellions, and faced death without flinching. But nothing....NOTHING could prepare her for her most ridiculous mission yet babysitting the empire’s dumbest prince. Her new job? Keep Prince Zhao Renshu alive. Easy, right? WRONG. Every single day is a new nightmare. What happens when a badass female general meets the most clueless, lazy prince in the empire? DISASTER. And maybe... a little bit of love? A Royal Mess: Love and Intrigue is the perfect mix of hilarious palace drama, sword fights, deadly assassins, and unexpected romance all wrapped up in a historical setting! If you love strong heroines, ridiculous royal antics, and heart-fluttering moments, this book is a must-read! **Tag your book bestie & share your thoughts!** #RoyalMess #HistoricalRomance #RomCom #StrongFemaleLead #PalaceDrama #MustRead

I was just eating during break time when I accidentally choked on my drink and died. When I woke up, I found myself lying in a spacious bed inside a big, fancy room. That’s when I realized I had most likely been reincarnated—just like in the fantasy novels I used to read. At first, I thought I had been reborn as the heroine or maybe the villainess. But no—I had reincarnated as the villain from the most recent novel I read: the Duke of the North. I examined my body, and to my shock, it turned out that the duke was actually a girl?!

Synopsis: [Overpowered] [Crushing Enemies] [Ultimate Control] [Burning the Supporting Cast’s CPU] In a world where every citizen undergoes a national job transfer ceremony, students awaken powerful professions—knights, mages, priests, and more—to battle monstrous threats. Others take on life-class professions like chefs, blacksmiths, and tailors, essential but ordinary. And then there's Xu Yan… His fate? Farmer. Talent: Plant Affinity Skill: Promote the Growth of All Things With a worthless profession and zero combat potential, Xu Yan falls into despair. "The heavens are collapsing… Just erase me already!" But just as he's about to give up— [Ding!] Shennong System Activated! His planting skills mutate into god-tier abilities! Farming? Wood Release: Tree World Descent! Fire-making? Fire Release: Amaterasu! Movement? Dojutsu: Kamui! Animal Husbandry? Summoning Jutsu: Kurama! Firewood Splitting? Soul Slayer: Zangetsu! Clouds Flow Like Fire! Reclamation? Devil Fruit: Tremor-Tremor Fruit! The Divine Realm trembles—Gods descend! As a mere farmer, Xu Yan challenges the gods, and the world spirals into madness! "Look! The farmer is cheating again!" The Strongest Knight: "That damn farmer is tougher than a fortress!" The Strongest Mage: "Even after a full combo, I can’t scratch his HP!" The Strongest Priest: "Why does his tree summon have more utility than me!?" Even the gods, drenched in blood, roar in disbelief: "ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU CALL THIS A FARMER?!" From zero to invincible—watch as the farmer reshapes destiny! --- This is a translation. I just uploaded it here to use the audio mode, kinda lazy reading. You can read it on fictionzone.net Disclaimer: All contents of this novel belong to their respective owners.

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Cigarette smoke curls in the stagnant air, the dim glow of a dying bulb casting twisted shadows against the walls littered with half-torn articles and red-thread connections. Somewhere between the ink-stained papers and the scattered pills, a man sits—silent, unmoving, staring blankly at a stuffed monkey in a clown suit. A detective, they call him. A man of justice, a solver of mysteries. But behind the applause and empty praises, behind the sharp smiles and hollow congratulations, he is nothing but a walking contradiction—one hand holding a case file, the other exchanging cash for little plastic sachets. His mind is a labyrinth of voices, whispers that coil around his thoughts like suffocating vines. His brother grins at him from the corners of his vision, eyes glinting with the truth he refuses to face. His father’s voice is gentle, forgiving—too forgiving. Too much for a man who doesn’t deserve it. Each pill swallowed is another step into the illusion, another moment of stolen happiness before the weight of reality drags him under. He walks the city streets, drowning in faces that admire him, loathe him, see him as something he is not. He is both a hero and a villain, a detective and a criminal, a man trying to outrun the past while shackled to its corpse. And at the end of the night, when the echoes of the world fall away, all that remains is the darkness, the whispers, and the suffocating truth—he can never escape them.

Gyeon Heeseong foi abandonado pelos pais quando criança e criado em um antro de jogos de azar. Ele não hesita em assumir tarefas difíceis para o bem do irmão mais velho que o aceitou no grupo, mas quando é transformado em um filhote de cachorro devido a um ferimento causado por um ataque, ele é recolhido por Yoon Chi-young. "O que há com esse filhote de cachorro desalinhado?" "Solte-me... seu desgraçado! De repente, Gyeon Heeseong se torna o filhote de Yoon Chi-young, conhecido como o lobo devorador de homens. "Os feromônios são quase indetectáveis. É apenas um filhote de cachorro." 'Quack'. No entanto, até mesmo o médico julga Heeseong como um mero filhote de cachorro, então Heeseong decide enganar Yoon Chi-young fingindo ser um filhote de cachorro e depois fugir. Mas Yoon Chi-young é um lunático que nunca deixa o filhote sair de seus braços. "Eu até lhe dei um petisco... Você não pode me dar apenas um beijo?" 'Suspiro...' Embora Heeseong receba afeto e carinho de Yoon Chi-young, a quem ele teme, a convivência entre eles é precária. "Filhote de cachorro... Acho que não vou comer você." 'Você, você é louco'. A história da convivência entre um filhote de cachorro que só quer fugir do lobo devorador de homens e o lobo devorador de homens que perdeu seu coração por causa desse filhote. Um gosto rápido "Me desculpe, ok? Por favor, me perdoe desta vez." "......" "Nunca mais sairei de seu lado. Eu prometo." Não tente se fazer de engraçadinho! Se ele o tivesse deixado sozinho, ele teria se acalmado por conta própria. Mas ao ser persuadido com um rosto bonito, o filhote ficou totalmente enfurecido. Heeseong atacou a mão de Yoon Chi-young assim que a viu e latiu ferozmente. Uuuu! Uuuu! "O que é isso? Você gosta tanto de mim? Quer ir para casa rapidamente?" Yoon Chi-young, acariciando o filhote, perguntou a Ji Yeong-bae, um subordinado da tribo canina. Apesar de ser constantemente mordido pelo filhote, ele sempre pensava de forma romântica. E Ji Yeong-bae sempre respondia honestamente. "Sim, senhor... Ele está dizendo: 'Seu bastardo'." "Tão bonitinho.... Ok, vamos para casa e ficaremos sozinhos juntos." Linguagem: Coreana Autor: 마린코드 Ano: 2022 Status: completo Site original: RidiBooks Tradução feita de fã pra fã Apoie o autor original comprando os livros nas plataformas oficiais!

Kiara Kwin attends a normies school named Amber high school in search for a hidden power but didn't expect to make friends on her journey but as fate had its plans for her, she did. Will she find that which she seeks or something else.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

A boy with Naruto System transport another world. How will be his journey?

Lily Mason is a perfectionist who is determined to find the most compatible person for herself. Her plan to make a boy fall in love with her has failed for the first time, but she remains persistent in breaking more hearts until she finds the perfect match. However, what if one of her victims curses her to fall in love with the most incompatible person? Will Lily be forced to let go of all her standards and plans for the perfect life? Could she find herself falling helplessly in love one day?

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.

A generic Fanfiction story with a multiverse travel into other anime works! -(N.B: I don't own any characters in this fanfic besides my OC) -Note: the cover is not mine, found it on google.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.