Naruto Messes With Everyone Funny

Through years of abuse and death threats, Ye Jian is not so ready to bid adieu to this world just yet! Fortunately, destiny has granted her another shot at life. Only this time, she is determined to become the master of her own fate and retaliate her oppressors from her previous life. It's payback time. Although reborn with beauty and youth, Ye Jian obviously holds higher pursuits. In this life, she is determined to become an extraordinary commando. No, she does not need love, family, or any affection! He is born in a powerful family; and step-by-step, he becomes the youngest Major General through his own merits. He is drawn to her every move, despite her repeatedly shunning him. "What you need is love, my little fox," he whispers. "Get lost! I need bullets!" She steps away. Behold. Let this novel take you through the warm, happy, loyal, and passionate story of the aggressive military couple.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Warning!!! Mature Audience Only! This a plot focused story, with some smut if it's needed for the char arc. Mc have ability to control people body, but have no power over their mind and heart. This is not like other control novel, were mc will just make everyone fall for him with his power. What you can expect from the book : Plot Mystery Crime Organization Building Character progression Three dimensional character _____________________________________________________________ Malacai is a result of an experiment. His parents created him from an embryo in the lab, their goal being to create a superhuman. At first, Malacai showed promise. He was the one with the attractive appearance and potential, but as he grew to five years old, his parents realized his growth was stagnant. After waiting one more year without results, they kicked him out just like the other failures. They put him in an orphanage. Malacai hated his parents because of this; he swore REVENGE!!! Time passed, and he turned seventeen. His life was almost hell now. He was bullied every day. The reason? It was because he was very handsome, but his body was so frail. If others could sprint ten laps, then one lap was enough to make him feel tired; 2 laps and he would collapse. Then, one day, he gets beaten up very badly. As he lay down, feeling his life was leaving him, a black crow landed in front of him. "Do you want to live??? If you want, I could make a deal with you." "Accept this contract, and while you live in this mortal world, you will live unlike any other human. A different time, a different existence, the power of GOD will isolate you." "Make your choice. Once you choose, there is no turning back!" And without hesitation, Malacai agreed. With that, he gained the power of PROVIDENCE! His power allowed him to control other people!!! _______________________________________________________________________

This is not a love novel nor is it a children fairy-tale story either. This is a story about a wonderful respectful and amenable young man, Who than died along with everyone one else on the planet earth in the year 2034. 7 Million years later ... The world was reborn into a new along with frightening new laws of Nature. O' Derian our male protagonist of this new world was a regular person just like any other background character of a movie, soon he had to realize that everything may not be what it shows. After rebirth he finally knew that its now or never to get his revenge. O' Derian bacame The Grim of the Underworld.

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.

Her death cause everyone to reflect.

Our Main Character here is Isekai'd after he is just finished with his 1,000 words ranting about how trashy are those Herbivorous Protagonists in that so called "Harem" Novels/Animes/Mangas that they still keep their virginity even after 300 Chapters, 20 Volumes or 100 Episodes has passed over, with the number of their womans keep increasing but not a single one have ever been devoured by the Protagonist. An Almighty Goddess who at that time is also online in the internet forum and happens to read about our Main Character's rants is also agree with our Main Character's ranting and decides to sent Main Character to another world that is a fusion of some Animes/Mangas/Novels mixed up with each other. The Goddess Almighty also gives our Main Character a Goldenfinger, a System where everytime our Main Character disrupt the Protagonist or messed up the Story Plot in that World, he will get a Random Reward. And thus began the adventure of our Main Character here, to mess up with the Plot of the World, beating down the Trashy Male Protagonists to their demise and picks up any Good Female Protagonists (Yes, you read that right, Female Protagonists, not some mere Heroines) as his Wives. ..... Author's Notes: Release Speed: 1 Chapter from Monday to Saturday, 1 Chapter for every 100 Stones/Reviews on Sunday. Each Chapter contains 1,200-1,500 Words. After being Unemployed for Two Years, I decided to Seriously Authoring Novel to Make a Living. You can read Nine Advanced Chapters more than in the webnovel (that means you're More than One Whole Week Ahead!) by supporting me on my Pàtréon: https://www.pãtreōn.com/Asmadhi if you're using PC or just pãtreōn.com/Asmadhi if you're using smartphone You can also support me in Webnovel by throwing Power Stones and/or leaving Positive Reviews. Thank you very much for reading my works, and Your Supports are My Motivation! " \ ( ^ ∆ ^ ) / "

"Oh my God, tell me this is a dream. Let me wake up quickly!" After waking up, Adams realized that he had transmigrated to a magical world where different species engaged in battle and humans could become cultivators. This magical world was at war all year long, resulting in resources becoming extremely limited. Even powerful cultivators were often famished and had to fight on empty stomachs. In this world, all humans had to attend a coming-of-age ceremony as soon as they turned twenty years old. It was a mandatory adulthood ritual where they would be teleported to an alternate realm where other species lived. Only by completing their missions in those realms and scoring well could they become cultivators and inherit the legacy of powerful sorcerers or warriors. Adams' coming-of-age ceremony did not kick off to a good start. He nearly starved to death in the cold. Fortunately, at the eleventh hour, he activated the Super Hint System! Now, he could rise up in the world! Precious items, the Achilles heel of Zergs, treasures hidden deep underground… The Super Hint System was like a GPS that provided Adams with all kinds of hints! With the help of the system, Adams, who started his cultivation, could easily master all sorts of martial arts techniques and spells. He could also produce a variety of equipment and potions. While other cultivators were still treasure hunting or training hard to improve their skills, Adams' abilities were improving at an astonishing speed. Gradually, he would become a powerful cultivator who could rule over others!

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

WARNING: English is not the author's language. In the Queendom of Starnstadt, only women can take over the throne while in the Kingdom of Mondreich, only men are the heirs. Princess Oceana Fleur Saoirse Hansen, the only child of Queen Cliodhna and King Zoltan. Oceana loves to have a baby sister or a baby brother but sadly, Queen Cliodhna was not allowed to give birth anymore due to complications of getting pregnant. The Queen was in the middle of the '30s when she gave birth to Princess Oceana so the doctor recommended not to conceive another baby. Prince Levin Ross Gruber, the second child of Queen Sylvia and King Roko and have an older brother, Prince Ephraim Rodd Gruber. Before the Queen and King died, he passed the crown to Levin and inherited the throne instead of Prince Ephraim due to illness that he can't be active in King duties. Prince Levin is the youngest heir in the history of Mondreich that inherited the throne. Way back then, Queen Cliodhna was in the middle of giving birth when the war starts between the two kingdoms, the Queendom of Starnstadt and the Kingdom of Mondreich. After the war, Starnstadt got the victory, Mondreich lost. Prince Levin was only 3 years old when he witnessed the war that got him traumatized until now he's in his adult age. In this present day, Princess Oceana is now 18 and a former Prince that is now a king, King Levin is now 21. The Kingdom of Starnstadt was offering Mondreich to join forces as the unknown kingdom not so far away from the nations of these two kingdoms suddenly appeared out of nowhere. A letter was sent to both kingdoms with bloody writings as a threat for another war for almost two decades since the war of Starnstadt and Mondreich. Queen Cliodhna surprisingly visited Mondreich to have a meeting with King Levin. The two current leaders were silent in seconds. The Queen suddenly kneeled calmly as it means offering peace and guilt for the death of the former Queen and King of Mondreich. "In that case..." as he put down the glass of wine on the table. "As the compensation of the death of Mother and Father..." he stood up and walk to the window. "I need a Queen..." Queen Cliodhna widened her eyes as she saw the smirk on his lips. "I will marry, Princess Oceana" [ picture from Pinterest • manhwa unknown • picture credits to the owner of the background image ]

"W-watch out!!" He shouted. Before I knew it, the truck was already in front of me. Ahh, I forgot to move. That was stupid of me. How miserable, and here I was excited about going home to do lots of things, then this happened! Sigh, well I guess this is how things should be. This is... The end of my story... ... .. . . . . "Princess..." ... .. ...? "Princess..." ... Wait... I could hear rustling, like a person trying to open the curtains. Is this what the after life is like? Am I in heaven? "Princess, wake up!" Oh are they calling me Princess? So this is really the after life huh. "Princess Zinnia, Wake up!" I gasped, I opened my eyes to see a person in front of me, dressed in a maid uniform, she was shaking me vigorously and looked at me all worried. ... I woke up...? In a thrilling twist of fate, a 26-year-old female, transmigrated into a captivating BL world. How will this topsy-turvy story play out? Get ready for a rollercoaster of surprises, twists, and maybe even a sprinkle of unexpected love!

Syrus was reluctant to Marry the Duke's daughter after knowing about his cunning plans. But despite his resistance, he was married to Myrtle. With no other option, he left the Palace on his wedding night. A year later on his wedding anniversary, he came back with a commoner girl named Annabelle. The Palace went into chaos and the news made many furious except for Myrtle who stood by them and protected Annabelle at every turn. Syrus thought it was one of her new plans on gaining his favor until Myrtle did the unthinkable that made Syrus realize her intentions.

In Naruto World with Devil fruit abilities cause why not " The Shinobi world is cruel and full of hatred " MC- " come on man stop you sound like madra Uchiha. " Madra Uchiha -" I am Madra Uchiha you Imbisile!!! " MC- " Yehhh sorry i just forgot about you well take this big ass Rasengan for you. " tags- badass MC, super nerfed system, devil fruits, smart Mc, new freaking original jutsus y'all

The Fus in Liushan Village had baby boys for several generations. They were very poor and had nothing but baby boys. Finally, a baby girl was born. Grandma Fu was so happy that she fully recovered from her illness as soon as the baby girl was born. Whenever the girl went out, she would receive many gifts. Birds in the sky, fish in the water, and animals on land all gathered around her. At first, she thought finding gold was impressive enough. To her surprise, she even found herself a husband on the way. He was someone with a rather powerful background. Ever since she was born, the Fus lived lives that were smooth sailing. Their business prospered, and they could finally build a house of their own. Everyone in the family adored and pampered her beyond all reason.

# unconventional This was the era when everyone was playing online games. When everyone entered the game, they could choose their own talents. While everyone was choosing melee classes like warriors, assassins and bowmen, Wu Yan chose the already less favored mage class. He also awakened the most powerful talent - Attribute Looting. [Player “Wu Yan” has killed a hedgehog bug. Please choose the attributes of the monster to be looted.] [Attribute 1: Defense +1 point] [Attribute 2: Life +1 point] [Attribute 3: Counter Damage +1 percent] Wu Yan started the game with counter damage. He upgraded his counter damage to 100% of the incoming damage. Then, he began to build up life points and practice minor healing spells. ... A player exclaimed, “What happened? Why is it that I landed a critical hit with my saber, but I was the one who was instantly killed instead?” Another player warned, “Of all the mages in the world, he is the only one that you shouldn’t get close to!” The other player wondered, “Is he a meat shield? How can he have even more health than my warrior?”

"This was a mythical world where demons and spirits existed. Despite that, humans were beings who had no control over magic. Fortunately, countless magic lamps were scattered all around the world. Every human was required to choose a lamp when they were born. They had to cultivate the spirit in it that would stay with them for the rest of their lives. When Ron was reincarnated into this world, he had a system that not only allowed him to have multiple spirits but he could also level his spirits up easily. “Ding!” [Your spirit, Nature Spirit Ria, has killed a skeleton demon. 100 experience points received.] [Your spirit, Naga Queen Reina, has killed a Vampire Lord. 1000 experience points received.] [Your spirit, Flame Crown Sia, has killed…] …"

MC is a man named David who is reincarnated into the anime world of Naruto. He is also given an RPG game System to help him become the strongest.

Suddenly, MC is pulled from his world by a unknown God and put into their massive world as a test! Not only that the MC is in control of three characters from Tokyo revengers! Will he survive or will he fall! •••A/N: This story will have elements of DnD which I will bend to fit the story better and I have a large plane for this story so it's be a long one which I hope some will love reading!•••