Naruto Messes With Everyone Funny

Through years of abuse and death threats, Ye Jian is not so ready to bid adieu to this world just yet! Fortunately, destiny has granted her another shot at life. Only this time, she is determined to become the master of her own fate and retaliate her oppressors from her previous life. It's payback time. Although reborn with beauty and youth, Ye Jian obviously holds higher pursuits. In this life, she is determined to become an extraordinary commando. No, she does not need love, family, or any affection! He is born in a powerful family; and step-by-step, he becomes the youngest Major General through his own merits. He is drawn to her every move, despite her repeatedly shunning him. "What you need is love, my little fox," he whispers. "Get lost! I need bullets!" She steps away. Behold. Let this novel take you through the warm, happy, loyal, and passionate story of the aggressive military couple.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

A boy with Naruto System transport another world. How will be his journey?

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Lily Mason is a perfectionist who is determined to find the most compatible person for herself. Her plan to make a boy fall in love with her has failed for the first time, but she remains persistent in breaking more hearts until she finds the perfect match. However, what if one of her victims curses her to fall in love with the most incompatible person? Will Lily be forced to let go of all her standards and plans for the perfect life? Could she find herself falling helplessly in love one day?

What would you do if you could copy abilities during an apocalypse? Of course, you can only copy women's abilities by having sex with them and absorbing their coitus essence! Jake Mystro, a determined and strong-willed teenager without an ability, was frowned upon and disdained for being powerless, as his body even rejected artificial abilities. Yet, that didn't bother Jake or make him sad, rather, he supported himself with the help of beast gears to avoid being bullied. However, on a particular day, Jake got tricked into awakening his Vampiric powers, but the process left him in a life and death condition. Luckily, he acquired the 'Cuckold System. [Ding!] [You have acquired the Cuckold System] [The Goddess of lust has acknowledged your strong will and determination] [You have become a dedicated follower] [By stealing other people's women you shall become stronger] "I shall not become the follower of anyone! I will also conquer the goddess of lust! Mark my words!"  [Fufufu.....you have balls of steel, you know?] Let's follow the journey of Jake Mystro as he embarks on the journey of doing perverted tasks and becoming men's worst nightmare. ========================= Tags: Slice of life, Incest, Netori, Ecchi, Witches, Vampires, Pregnancy, Rape, Beastkins, Demi-humans, fellatio, cunnilingus, Dhampirs, Demons, gods, Fetish, Sperm-spreading, OP-Protagonist, Academy, Blood manipulation, Gore, Familiars, and Mutants. ------- Note: The MC didn't acquire the system in the early chapters. Mc is not getting ntr'd. MC is not getting cucked or getting stolen from. He'll be the one to steal from people. _________

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Kiara Kwin attends a normies school named Amber high school in search for a hidden power but didn't expect to make friends on her journey but as fate had its plans for her, she did. Will she find that which she seeks or something else.

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.

Se que ésto es una mierda.. . ¡Pero enserio! los personajes de Naruto no me pertenecen, los derechos a su respectivo dueño exepto los personajes creador por mi

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

A generic Fanfiction story with a multiverse travel into other anime works! -(N.B: I don't own any characters in this fanfic besides my OC) -Note: the cover is not mine, found it on google.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

Ary a talented analytic one day opens his in a five year old boy named Ren,when a tailed beast bomb flew past he quickly understood ,where he was . after Surrving the attack, Ary discovers a hidden secret about Ren which he thought was just a civilian boy . follow him as he teies to manipulate manipulate evry scenario for his personal gain and became a civilian orphan to a strong ninja . 1.There will be original arcs about Ren's secret. As Ary will also try to find origin of his transmigration 2.Ary is a analytic so expect some arcs where he will also play mind games with his enemys. 3. Many training arcs will be there 4. MC won't be op from the beginning. ps: This is my first time writing a novel so there might be some issues with my writing ,but i will try to improve with each chapter so all the pointer regarding my writing and story line are welcomed.

Her death cause everyone to reflect.

Our Main Character here is Isekai'd after he is just finished with his 1,000 words ranting about how trashy are those Herbivorous Protagonists in that so called "Harem" Novels/Animes/Mangas that they still keep their virginity even after 300 Chapters, 20 Volumes or 100 Episodes has passed over, with the number of their womans keep increasing but not a single one have ever been devoured by the Protagonist. An Almighty Goddess who at that time is also online in the internet forum and happens to read about our Main Character's rants is also agree with our Main Character's ranting and decides to sent Main Character to another world that is a fusion of some Animes/Mangas/Novels mixed up with each other. The Goddess Almighty also gives our Main Character a Goldenfinger, a System where everytime our Main Character disrupt the Protagonist or messed up the Story Plot in that World, he will get a Random Reward. And thus began the adventure of our Main Character here, to mess up with the Plot of the World, beating down the Trashy Male Protagonists to their demise and picks up any Good Female Protagonists (Yes, you read that right, Female Protagonists, not some mere Heroines) as his Wives. ..... Author's Notes: Release Speed: 1 Chapter from Monday to Saturday, 1 Chapter for every 100 Stones/Reviews on Sunday. Each Chapter contains 1,200-1,500 Words. After being Unemployed for Two Years, I decided to Seriously Authoring Novel to Make a Living. You can read Nine Advanced Chapters more than in the webnovel (that means you're More than One Whole Week Ahead!) by supporting me on my Pàtréon: https://www.pãtreōn.com/Asmadhi if you're using PC or just pãtreōn.com/Asmadhi if you're using smartphone You can also support me in Webnovel by throwing Power Stones and/or leaving Positive Reviews. Thank you very much for reading my works, and Your Supports are My Motivation! " \ ( ^ ∆ ^ ) / "

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

WARNING: English is not the author's language. In the Queendom of Starnstadt, only women can take over the throne while in the Kingdom of Mondreich, only men are the heirs. Princess Oceana Fleur Saoirse Hansen, the only child of Queen Cliodhna and King Zoltan. Oceana loves to have a baby sister or a baby brother but sadly, Queen Cliodhna was not allowed to give birth anymore due to complications of getting pregnant. The Queen was in the middle of the '30s when she gave birth to Princess Oceana so the doctor recommended not to conceive another baby. Prince Levin Ross Gruber, the second child of Queen Sylvia and King Roko and have an older brother, Prince Ephraim Rodd Gruber. Before the Queen and King died, he passed the crown to Levin and inherited the throne instead of Prince Ephraim due to illness that he can't be active in King duties. Prince Levin is the youngest heir in the history of Mondreich that inherited the throne. Way back then, Queen Cliodhna was in the middle of giving birth when the war starts between the two kingdoms, the Queendom of Starnstadt and the Kingdom of Mondreich. After the war, Starnstadt got the victory, Mondreich lost. Prince Levin was only 3 years old when he witnessed the war that got him traumatized until now he's in his adult age. In this present day, Princess Oceana is now 18 and a former Prince that is now a king, King Levin is now 21. The Kingdom of Starnstadt was offering Mondreich to join forces as the unknown kingdom not so far away from the nations of these two kingdoms suddenly appeared out of nowhere. A letter was sent to both kingdoms with bloody writings as a threat for another war for almost two decades since the war of Starnstadt and Mondreich. Queen Cliodhna surprisingly visited Mondreich to have a meeting with King Levin. The two current leaders were silent in seconds. The Queen suddenly kneeled calmly as it means offering peace and guilt for the death of the former Queen and King of Mondreich. "In that case..." as he put down the glass of wine on the table. "As the compensation of the death of Mother and Father..." he stood up and walk to the window. "I need a Queen..." Queen Cliodhna widened her eyes as she saw the smirk on his lips. "I will marry, Princess Oceana" [ picture from Pinterest • manhwa unknown • picture credits to the owner of the background image ]

"W-watch out!!" He shouted. Before I knew it, the truck was already in front of me. Ahh, I forgot to move. That was stupid of me. How miserable, and here I was excited about going home to do lots of things, then this happened! Sigh, well I guess this is how things should be. This is... The end of my story... ... .. . . . . "Princess..." ... .. ...? "Princess..." ... Wait... I could hear rustling, like a person trying to open the curtains. Is this what the after life is like? Am I in heaven? "Princess, wake up!" Oh are they calling me Princess? So this is really the after life huh. "Princess Zinnia, Wake up!" I gasped, I opened my eyes to see a person in front of me, dressed in a maid uniform, she was shaking me vigorously and looked at me all worried. ... I woke up...? In a thrilling twist of fate, a 26-year-old female, transmigrated into a captivating BL world. How will this topsy-turvy story play out? Get ready for a rollercoaster of surprises, twists, and maybe even a sprinkle of unexpected love!

Syrus was reluctant to Marry the Duke's daughter after knowing about his cunning plans. But despite his resistance, he was married to Myrtle. With no other option, he left the Palace on his wedding night. A year later on his wedding anniversary, he came back with a commoner girl named Annabelle. The Palace went into chaos and the news made many furious except for Myrtle who stood by them and protected Annabelle at every turn. Syrus thought it was one of her new plans on gaining his favor until Myrtle did the unthinkable that made Syrus realize her intentions.

In Naruto World with Devil fruit abilities cause why not " The Shinobi world is cruel and full of hatred " MC- " come on man stop you sound like madra Uchiha. " Madra Uchiha -" I am Madra Uchiha you Imbisile!!! " MC- " Yehhh sorry i just forgot about you well take this big ass Rasengan for you. " tags- badass MC, super nerfed system, devil fruits, smart Mc, new freaking original jutsus y'all