Bro Ding Dong Ditched

“Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 7 milliards de poches rouges !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 50 millions de yuans !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu une Lamborghini Aventador !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 51 % des actions d'une société cotée !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu une tour entière d'une valeur de 5 milliards !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu la compétence Combat King !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu la compétence Voix Divine du Chant !” “7 milliards de paquets rouges ? Combien de temps me faudra-t-il pour les ouvrir tous ?” se plaignit Lin Fan. “Excusez-moi, combien de temps pensez-vous qu'il vous faudra pour gagner un million ?” demanda un certain journaliste. Lin Fan resta silencieux. “Désolé, mais pourquoi clignez-vous toujours des yeux ?” demanda le journaliste. “N’avez-vous pas demandé combien de temps cela prendrait ?”

Twisted Novel [ Synopsis] Yadshavu is a man who lived his life in a lie as he was interested in men but society and burden of family made him pretend him otherwise but after death, his soul that went to void which is place more cruel than hell in its own way. There a system made a parasitic connection with his soul and took him to past when he was alive. [ Ding! you have bonded with Lust Monarch System. ] Shavu is now ready to stomp everyone commoners in his feet while claiming whatever he like. But, would he ever find true love or would he loose himself in twisted nature of his system? Can his sanity overcome all this? [ Ding! A corruption target have been detected. Please corrupt target to earn special and exclusive rewards. [ Ding! You have successfully signed- in. ] [ Ding! You have obtained the Corruption skill- Devil Whisper ( Rank C ) ] Tags- Incest, Smut, R18, [ Note:- This story is set in alternate universe and its history is little changed so read it with mind to not relate this with real world. MC is a bottom. ]

[Ding! You have successfully summoned Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin to be your slave, he is awaiting orders!] [Ding! Random draw: Toothpick (FF- Tier) Use it to pick at your teeth!] [Ding! Random draw: Dragon c*ck (A Tier) Tug it once to fire a dragon beam from the tip!] Bruce has been reincarnated and has obtained a very powerful summoning system, except that he has very bad luck. Follow Bruce's adventures as he tries to navigate through the world with his bad luck. story will be 50% random bullshit so dont expect a good story/good writing. this is just for fun, some brainrot to refresh your mind enjoy

After an Immortal became the object of the gods disdain, he was exiled to an unfamiliar world.

“Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima 7 miliar angpau!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima 50 juta yuan!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima Lamborghini Aventador!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima 51% saham dari perusahaan terdaftar!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima menara senilai 5 miliar!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima keterampilan, Raja Tempur!” “Ding! Selamat! Anda telah menerima keterampilan, Suara Nyanyian Tuhan!” “7 miliar angpau? Berapa lama waktu yang dibutuhkan untuk membukanya semua?” keluh Lin Fan. “Permisi, berapa lama menurut Anda untuk mendapatkan sejuta?” tanya seorang reporter acak. Lin Fan terdiam. “Maaf, tetapi, mengapa Anda terus berkedip?” tanya reporter itu. “Bukankah Anda bertanya berapa lama waktu yang dibutuhkan?”

Lin Dong, yang telah menguasai kedua ilmu pengobatan ilahi dan seni bela diri, telah berkelana dari gunung ke kota. Dengan ilmu pengobatan ilahi di tangan kirinya dan seni bela diri yang tak terkalahkan di tangan kanannya, dia bergerak bebas di kota.

Sarah Chen was transported to another world without any notice. But she ends up in a prison?

``` Yu Dong, seorang cultivator dari apocalypse zombi bereinkarnasi ke dunia lain setelah dia meninggal berjuang melawan sekumpulan zombi - saat dia membuka matanya, seseorang memberitahunya bahwa istrinya sedang melahirkan - Yu Dong tercengang, dia segera meraba dadanya, untuk memeriksa apakah dia masih seorang wanita - dua bukit yang montok memberitahunya dia masih - segera dia melihat ke bawah, dia ingin memastikan apakah dia 'seorang wanita yang sebenarnya,' tapi sebelum dia sempat - dia ditarik pergi ke tempat istrinya sedang melahirkan - dan apa yang dia lihat membuatnya ingin pingsan lagi - Karena istrinya adalah seorang laki-laki! Dan dia tidak hanya memiliki satu istri tapi tiga! Yu Dong menatap laki-laki yang mengerang di tempat tidur dan hampir pingsan - apa pun itu setidaknya dia tidak perlu memotong zombi untuk hidup, kan? - Cover bukan milikku, email ke fairy0tail072@gmail.com untuk menghapusnya ```

Ethan wakes up expecting to see the walls of a hospital room—only to find a system message blinking in front of him: [Ding! You have killed a green worm] [Ding! Green worm has been added to your summoning list] Anything he kills becomes his to command?!

{ Ding , Auto Sign-in Successful, Congratulations, Host Has obtained the Strongest villain System} { Ding, Auto Sign-in Successful, Congratulations,host has Obtained the God Level choice System } ... Leo is reborn in a cultivation world, where Heaven's Chosen wants to kill him. What will he do!? ... [ https://www.patreon.com/Asharayzar?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator ]

Poppy Brooks, who’d ditched the mafia she was tied to in pursuit of a normal life as a caregiver, is suddenly hired by a wealthy man, who needed a caregiver for a strange severe case of migraines.   She accepts the job, unaware of what she is getting into. What this man is, she had no idea. The weird connection she has with him, or his unlike-human behavior at times, none of them makes sense to her.  He is the devil, some would say.   . . Xavian Winslow, an alpha who ditched his pack to stay on the other side among humans, is suffering from a cursed migraine, one that affects his daily life. What he needed as a caregiver was a human who didn’t have anything to do with him, not in any way.  For a man who’d had a first mate who died on him, a second mate was very much impossible.  But would that still be the case when he meets Poppy Brooks, his caregiver?   What will he do when he is left with a choice: reject her to protect her or risk losing her completely to the hands of his kind, who forbade mating with humans?  Will he keep her regardless, or let go? And what happens when he discovers that Poppy, who he’d thought was nothing but a caregiver, is one way or another related to the mafia? A group of humans who he despised with every fiber in him?  ********* [The cover isn’t mine, credits to the owner]

Zixin dies from Qi Deviation and an Earthling transmigrates into his body, the Earthling then accepts his new identity as Xong Zixin and embarks on a new journey of cultivation. Zixin later discovers that he actually has a System called Attack Catching System which like its name suggests, captures and stores attack from people who attack him. … [Ding! 1002 punches from a Core Condensing Realm have been captured successfully!] [Ding! Qi Deviation has been successfully captured!] [Ding! Soul Possession Attack has been captured unsuccessfully.] ,... Follow Zixin on his unparalleled journey to the peak of martial arts, releasing saved attacks on his enemies and competency obliterating them.

This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

In a world where nature reclaims its control, young Arjun finds himself in a race against time, dashing through the dangerous jungle. An eerie transformation of the forest forces Arjun and his fellow villagers into a desperate fight for survival. they must navigate the growing unpredictability of their once-familiar environment. As the talks of an ancient forest spirit awakening spread, the villagers realize they must prepare for an unprecedented challenge. The forest is more than simply their home now, it now pulses with a restless force that threatens their very survival. Accompany Arjun on his journey as he adapts to the new, untamed world. This is an engrossing tale about surviving, bouncing back, and the everlasting strength of community against the unadulterated, reclaiming force of nature. ##### BRO LORD here just a new author starting new and fresh, English is not my first language so please forgive me. warning: if you want reincarnation, rebirth, system or any such things this novels does not have it I am trying to keep things original and fresh even if they are convenient I am tired of them so come only those that are here to grow and progress with the story NO HARM OR HATE TO ANYONE ALL ARE WELCOME feel free to point out my shortcoming that's all for now THANKS

A synopsis? at this time? Naw I don't think so. Note: Comment any plot hole you find. Also give it till chapter 7 before you can 'quit' or 'drop' this 'story'. Edit: I wonder how much i can up scale this mess.

Betrayed by the very government he loyally served, former X-soldier Ryver was tightly monitored in case he went off the rails. There was no way he could escape, with his last family at the clutches of the government. When he thought all hope was lost, a strange message popped into his head. [Ding! Earth will now experience its third evolution] [Welcome to the apocalypse, Contestant #1,324,888!] [Cellular Diagnostics Completed] [Talent System Function Triggered] [You have awakened an SSS+ level Talent: 10,000x Reward On Murder!} “This is my chance!” Ryver clenched his fist tightly. The dimly lit room flickered and a shadow of an evil smile spread across his lips and his eyes, they glintied with pure madness. … [Ding! You murdered Donald Fletch because he had looked you the wrong way. ] [You looted Yoga Fitness Guidelines.] [Ding! Talent activated! 10,000x Reward! Scripture Of Nine Revolving Sun received!] Ding! You murdered Martins Palson because he had faint killing intent towards you. ] [You looted an assistive-type Nanite.] [Ding! Talent triggered! 10,000x critical Reward! Mythic Item - Void Symbiote received]! With such powers, Ryver's insane path to revenge began!

Su Mu, who was unemployed after graduation, started by rewarding a Fortune 500 company. He suddenly transformed himself into the boss of a multi-billion dollar group and won instantly. "Ding! Sign in successfully, reward Yida Real Estate Group!" "Ding! Sign in successfully, rewarded with a trillion-dollar listed banking group!" "Ding! Sign in successfully, reward from Oriental Petroleum Company!" "Ding! Sign in successfully, reward from Taiping Insurance Group!" "Ding! Sign in successfully, three sisters with both beauty and talent appear!" … Su Mu: "After losing the goal in life, being invincible is so lonely." Tags: faceslapping, system, romance, sign in system I will upload 2 chapters every day °°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°° This is a Chinese novel that is paid for, so I will translate all chapters for free for everyone. Also, on WebNovel, if you upload a copyrighted novel, it will be blocked. For this season, I am going to change the name of a very important character so that this novel does not get blocked. I apologize in advance for any errors in the translation as I am using Google Translate. Also, if you find any errors in the chapter, please tag me so that I can fix them. Chinese Name: 开局奖励世界500强集团 Translator: Axon

For fans of Cradle × Mistborn × The Stormlight Archive — meet your next obsession! WHY YOU'LL BINGE THIS SERIES: 1.EPIC PROGRESSION — From demon-spark boy to multiverse godslayer! 2.BREATHTAKING WORLD-BUILDING — 12+ intricately designed realms, 100+ divine entities, and warring cosmic rules! 3.UNFORGETTABLE HEROINES — A legendary mage queen, a time-bending priestess, and a tribal goddess fused with a war machine! 4.GAME-CHANGING POWER SYSTEMS — Divine bloodlines × Apocalyptic gear × Reality-breaking constructs! STORY SNEAK PEAK: Eldrin isn't just half-demon, half-elf — he's a walking apocalypse forged by warring multiverses. When his father's betrayal strands him in the lawless hellscape of Faro, he doesn't just survive — he conquers. WITNESS THE ASCENSION: Stage 1: Disgraced hybrid → Deep Blue Academy's top arcane architect Stage 2: Multiverse exile → God-Eater who turns divine realms into his workshops Stage 3: Creator of Eternity Tome — the only artifact that evolves from Disaster to Cosmic Law Final Form: The Redeemer — A living black hole rewriting universal code with 3.2 billion souls as his fuel CORE SELLING POINTS: 1. LEGENDARY CHARACTERS = INSTANT FANDOM The Dragon Tamer Mage: A 29-level reality-warmer who hunts archdevils for brunch. Secretly carries Eldrin's heir — a baby with frost draconic reincarnation powers. Time's Martyred Saint: Sacrifices her existence across 3 millennia to build Dawn Citadel, only to return as "Faceless Knight" — a paradox rewriting fate itself. The Tribal Singularity: Merges with Mother Nest (a living war factory) to become Tilatmis — Creator Deity who births new cosmic laws. 2. GEAR THAT REINVENTS POWER FANTASY Moonlight (Shattered Godblade): Killed 7 deities before breaking against his father's armor. Judgment (Soul-Hungry Cleaver): Evolves from Hatred → Sacred Annihilation through 12 divine executions. Apocalypse Codex (Living Artifact): Contains 9 sealed elder gods as "skill modules". 3. COSMIC WAR SYSTEMS Divine Stock Market: Trade godhood fragments like crypto! Time Dilated Battlefields: 1 day in Abyss Layer 666 = 3 years of power grinding! Bloodline NFTs: Inherit skills from 13 extinct cosmic races! READER MAGNETS: Chapter 1 Hook: "The ritual demanded his mother's heart. Eldrin offered two — one demon, one divine." Mid-Series Twist: Hero becomes the final boss — "Why kill gods when I can own their believers?" Finale Payoff: A black hole wedding where Eldrin marries 4 heroines across collapsing realities! TROPES WE OWN: 1.Enemies-to-Godslayers 2.Academy Arc × Multiverse Conquest 3.Time Loop Tragedies 4."Build Your Own Pantheon" Progression VIRAL POTENTIAL: TikTok-Ready Moments: Dragon armadas exploding into coin showers! Webtoon Adaptation Gold: Kaleidoscopic battles across 12 art styles! Wiki Rabbit Hole: 144 divine hierarchies to obsess over! WARNING: This novel contains: Soul-crushing "Red Wedding" moments (RIP 8.7 billion NPCs) Game of Thrones-level political backstabs across 23 noble houses Addictive "Just One More Chapter" cliffhangers READER PRAISE: "MC starts weaker than a sick kitten but ends up deleting the final boss' save file!" "The Elden Ring of webnovels — every side character could headline their own epic!" START READING NOW — Before Eldrin resets the multiverse again!

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining The Celestial Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Technique.] "Hmm, there is a dual cultivation technique, You guys do boring cultivation, I am going with the Dual Cultivation." Feng Yun laughed heartily. Years passed... decades passed... Feng Yun was sitting on the immortal throne, embraced by his immortal wives, and sighed in satisfaction, 'This is life.' ------------------------ Release Schedule: 7 chapters per week. ------------------------ DISCLAIMER: English isn't my native language, there's bound to be some errors here and there. ----------------------- Join Discord Server→ https://discord.gg/pZVsJWS

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

Mentally ill overpowered genius MC journeying through life. Three agendas in his life, fix himself, vengeance, and lastly get the girl. It will be a fun read. Source: Trust me bro.

Btw I have no idea what im doing bro so just read it Btw I cant remove the challenge bar whyyyyyyy

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Drug Points! You can now use "Hypnotic Drugs."] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Drug Points]

After a tragic accident claimed the lives of his parents, Rentaro Mizuno — a 16 year old boy suffered countless hardships before he finally accepted his fate. However when he thought he had finally found peace in the storm that flustered his mind, an unexpected event claimed his life. He found himself transmigrated along with four of his classmates into a novel as a no-name character that never appeared in it. An Extra. Unable to awaken a talent, he was branded as 'Talentless' and abandoned by his teammates. However, moments before his death, fate had other plans of it's own. [Ding! You have fulfilled the conditions for a second awakening!] [Ding! You have gained the status of a player!] [Ding! You have defeated the Primordial Demon General!] [Ding! You have obtained a new summoning!] [Ding! You have tamed the Dragon God!] [Ding! You have gained a new title!] [Synchronization... 100%] Armed with the power of the primordial dragons, He took on this world only to discover that to survive the fate that awaited humanity, he needed the power to change his own fate. ______________________________ [A/N: A bit fast paced, WPC October entry. Chapter Updates Frequency: 1 Daily, will increase as the book progresses. 50 PS= 1 Bonus Chapter 100 PS= 2 Bonus Chapters

[Ding!] [Initiating the system.....] Eh?!!! his eyes lit up, like any other dude he also read a lot of novels about people transmigrating in another world and gaining a golden finger. is this it? His eyes lit up in excitement. [Ding! The system can't initiate...] [Ding! Trying again...] [Ding! Error!!!!!!] [Ding! Searching for alternative ways.....] [Ding! Sacrificing the Skill [Lightning Style Swordsmanship]] [Ding! Successful!] [Ding! Starting the Download Manager System...] What the f ck?!. What happened to my skill? What happened to my attributes?

Finally my time has come, it's time to sleep... ???????? What's with all this noise? Is there some crazy person out there? Wait, what? Are they moving in there? ... Please I can't take it anymore, I just want to get some sleep... Anyone...? Help... Just get me out of here... ... ... ... [DING! - Is that all you want?] “Yes.” [DING! - Teleporting host to the Demon's Lair... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...] “Wait... WHAAAAAAT?”

In a world where nightmares bleed into reality, one woman’s fight for justice becomes a battle against forces beyond comprehension... The Case That Defies Reason: Elena West, a lawyer haunted by sleep paralysis and self-doubt, is thrust into defending Lucas Graves—a mild-mannered teacher accused of butchering his family in a frenzy of unspeakable violence. But Lucas claims “a demon made him do it.” As Elena delves deeper, she uncovers: A crime scene drenched in blood, with victims arranged like macabre dolls; A suspect whose personality shifted overnight, whispering of shadowy forces; A countdown to disaster as Elena herself becomes the demon’s next target; Where Law Meets the Supernatural Teaming with Sebastian Novak, a mysterious clairvoyant bartender, Elena navigates: Recurring nightmares where ghostly hands drag her into the abyss; Centuries-old secrets buried in a cursed river town; A courtroom showdown where the defendant’s sanity—and humanity—hang in the balance Why Readers Can’t Put It Down: 1.Twists that defy expectation: Just when you think you’ve solved the mystery, the truth becomes darker 2.Atmospheric dread: From haunted detention centers to rivers hiding century-old evils 3.Unlikely heroes: A lawyer fighting her own demons and a clairvoyant hiding tragic powers

~ Erothyria is a world where depravity and fantasy collides ~ And this world is where Dagwood Ackley was thrust into! After picking up the rejected video game called ‘The Daughters of Eros,’ Dagwood is reincarnated into the game and is reborn as a son of Eros! But...it is impossible! No Mother is allowed to begat a son! He takes the identity; Aeric of Starlight, and gains extreme beauty and charm as the first and only ever son of the God Eros. But what is his task? Ding! [Claim all the wives and daughters of Eros] Ding! [Defeat the Goddess of Lust and Claim her!] Ding! [Build a harem of Queen Mothers and daughters and take over the Throne of Eros!] With the Celestial Depravity System, Aeric becomes the most sought after male in all of Erothyria, but he must defend this land from the evil dragons and titans, and in the end, [Claim] it all for himself!