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“Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 7 milliards de poches rouges !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 50 millions de yuans !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu une Lamborghini Aventador !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu 51 % des actions d'une société cotée !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu une tour entière d'une valeur de 5 milliards !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu la compétence Combat King !” “Ding ! Félicitations ! Vous avez reçu la compétence Voix Divine du Chant !” “7 milliards de paquets rouges ? Combien de temps me faudra-t-il pour les ouvrir tous ?” se plaignit Lin Fan. “Excusez-moi, combien de temps pensez-vous qu'il vous faudra pour gagner un million ?” demanda un certain journaliste. Lin Fan resta silencieux. “Désolé, mais pourquoi clignez-vous toujours des yeux ?” demanda le journaliste. “N’avez-vous pas demandé combien de temps cela prendrait ?”

Lin Dong, der sowohl die göttlichen medizinischen Künste als auch die Kampfkünste beherrscht, ist von den Bergen in die Stadt gereist. Mit den göttlichen medizinischen Künsten in der linken und den unschlagbaren Kampfkünsten in der rechten Hand streift er frei durch die Stadt.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 9-Tailed Heavenly Demon Fox Bloodline.] The Celestial Fox Deity: "Little Ancestor, our geniuses are struggling to advance their bloodlines. Could you spare just a small drop of your diluted blood?" … Cain wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a novel that he had read a few years before his death. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Cain awakens his “Unique SSS-Ranked Primordial Beast Master Talent” before an error happens and merged with “Extra’s Harem Gacha System” which can help him become stronger by having sex with powerful women, including those summoned from the system’s Summon Pool. [Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Goddess of Light] [Ding! You have received …% of her stats attributes] [Ding! You have increased her stats attributes by …%] After merging his talent with the system, he can also contract and evolve powerful beasts, instantly upgrading their ranks using Evolution Points. With the ability to convert money into Evolution Points, Cain decides to build his own force, amass wealth, and take full advantage of the system’s potential to rise above all. [Ding! Do you want to refine the Ice Dragon’s Evolution Pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the medicine liquid of God's rank?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the Godbreaker sword of the God’s rank?] … --------------------------------------------------------- [WebNovel Rising Star II Entry] ALL SUPPORT is appreciated. Don't hesitate to add it to your library and give Power Stones!!

Leon Winchester like every nowdays traveller passed through in the novel and became the villain in it. But he was different from other villains, Why? That is because while other villains in the novels are racking their brains trying to find ways to counter the protagonists from gaining strength, He was comfortable seating at home enjoying life. While other villains in the novels are anxious to prevent the protagonist from meeting the heroine in fear of getting green, He diligently arranges things for them to meet. While other villains in the novels are busy trying to prevent protagonists from finding opportunities and their golden fingers, He helps the protagonist to get those opportunities. You may ask why he is doing this, whether Is he stupid or has an NTR fetish, But no, He is doing this because... [Ding! The protagonist gains +1 sub-rank in his cultivation.] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Hundred-times critical strike on it, Gaining +10 sub-rank is your cultivation.] [Ding! The Protagonist gain slight +1 affection from his mother.] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Thousand-times critical strike on it, Gaining +1000 favorability {Not Even Death Do Us Apart} of protagonist stepmother.] [Ding! The Protagonist awakened the hidden job "Necromancer".] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Million-times critical strike on it, Awakening Legendary Mythical hidden job "Hand Of Death".] Of this. Each time protagonist gets something he will receive a hundred, thousand even a million times of it. This is how his easy life of countering the protagonist began.

Chen Yao lived a simple life until betrayal shattered it. Finding his wife in bed with his boss, Zhang Wei, he didn’t explode in rage—he planned. Weeks later, he kidnapped Zhang Wei and his daughter, Xiao Ling, locking them in a soundproof storage unit where he exacted brutal revenge. Bone-breaking, flesh-searing pain became Zhang Wei’s reality as Chen Yao made him suffer for every stolen moment. But vengeance came at a cost. Xiao Ling, resilient and ruthless, seized an opportunity. With sharp instincts and a stolen blade, she turned the tables, driving a knife into Chen Yao’s ribs. As darkness consumed him, the last thing he tasted was blood—his own. Yet death wasn’t the end. Chen Yao awoke in a new body, now Lin Ziyan, the second son of a powerful cultivation sect. With fresh strength and the memories of his past life intact, he smiled. This time, he would not be the victim.

Lin Dong, yang telah menguasai kedua ilmu pengobatan ilahi dan seni bela diri, telah berkelana dari gunung ke kota. Dengan ilmu pengobatan ilahi di tangan kirinya dan seni bela diri yang tak terkalahkan di tangan kanannya, dia bergerak bebas di kota.

Chen Yuan from Ping'an County Government had traveled through time, his mind harboring a Qi Fortune Altar. As long as he sacrificed Qi Fortune, he could obtain guidance from heaven, Divine Skills, Cultivation Techniques, evil arts, Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures... This world was populated by immortals, Buddhists, demons, as well as lofty temples and the distant Jianghu. There were three thousand Sword Immortals controlling swords across the sky, Buddhist Arhats who could lift the heavens with a single finger, and there was the Jianghu... It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. My name is Chen Yuan, from the Abyss! —————— An author of decisive and swift action.

Zixin dies from Qi Deviation and an Earthling transmigrates into his body, the Earthling then accepts his new identity as Xong Zixin and embarks on a new journey of cultivation. Zixin later discovers that he actually has a System called Attack Catching System which like its name suggests, captures and stores attack from people who attack him. … [Ding! 1002 punches from a Core Condensing Realm have been captured successfully!] [Ding! Qi Deviation has been successfully captured!] [Ding! Soul Possession Attack has been captured unsuccessfully.] ,... Follow Zixin on his unparalleled journey to the peak of martial arts, releasing saved attacks on his enemies and competency obliterating them.

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Points! You can now use "Aphrodisiac X" ] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Points]

A man is suddenly face to face with a goddess. it appears he’s made a deal… that he can’t remember. In fact, he can’t remember anything. After “awakening” in a ditch, he decides he must remember who is. Or, at the very least, try. He has to, even if he hates what he discovers. hey all, author guy here, since I reached 4K words, I plan to update this novel 2-3 times a week. for sure on Saturdays and Wednesdays, and maybe a bonus chapter here or there. let’s see how many holes I can write myself into, shall we?

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

[Ding! Resurrection of the Dead can be used on this target.] [Ding! Extraction of the Dead can be used on this target.] … When he was surrounded by thousands of his enemies, Kai decided to comply by extracting his 'strongest skill' in order to cause chaos and drag more people to hell with him. However, when Kai extracted his skill, he awakened an unknown power that made him feel that he had complete control over everyone's life and death. A mysterious old man also awoke from his slumber when he sensed Kai’s power and decided to help him, as this may be considered a fate. Nevertheless, everything came at a cost… [Ding! Re-Awakening the host’s class.] [Ding! An error has been detected.] [Ding! Finding a solution…] [Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Immortality Lord Class (???)]

DING! Host cannot choose a class due to insufficient energy. DING! Energy source detected. DING! New Class: PUSSY TAMER has been unlocked! This novel is packed with intense and steamy scenes. If you're not into explicit content, this isn't for you. But if you're ready to embrace your manhood, step in and enjoy the ride!

Ding! Congratulations! You have received unlimited red pockets!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received 50 million yuan!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received a Lamborghini Aventador!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received 51% stock of a listed company!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received a whole tower worth 5 billion!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received the skill, Combat King!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received the skill, God’s Singing Voice!” “7 billion red packets? How long will it even take me to open all of them?” Chen Yun complained. “Excuse me, how long do you think it will take you to earn a million?” a certain random reporter asked. Chen Yun was silent. “Sorry, but, why do you keep blinking?” the reporter asked. “Didn’t you ask how long it would take?”

You finally came back, before I had grown old and lonely. ———— Later, Lin Mochen became the chairman of a conglomerate with tens of billions in assets, one of the youngest tycoons in the domestic business world. When asked, "What's so good about her that you can't forget her even after so many years?" Lin Mochen replied, "I once thought I deserved better. But in this world, who could be better than the woman I love?"

Back then, he was still very poor, and his mood soured after losing a competition. She secretly bought him food to eat and even made him weed the yard as a chore. He squatted amidst the weeds, with a tragic-hero look on his face, "Look, Xunsheng, all this is the empire I have conquered for you!" Xu Xunsheng: "Idiot." … Latter, he stood before millions, with the empire at his back. But the only question he wanted to ask was, "Can we keep loving each other?" Just like back in the day, when you fell in love with a me who had nothing.

Sarah Chen was transported to another world without any notice. But she ends up in a prison?

In a world of legendary heroes battling the Demon King, Tomas Reed is just an ordinary soldier who's survived twenty-three years of warfare through caution and preparation rather than exceptional skill. When a mission to investigate a corrupted dungeon claims his life, Tomas finds himself face-to-face with Skaravosk, an ancient dragon king imprisoned for millennia. The dragon offers a deal: resurrection in exchange for sharing Tomas's body. Reborn with draconic powers and a younger body, the newly-christened Tom Reed must navigate his second chance at life while uncovering a sinister plot to weaken the barriers between dimensions. As Tom masters his newfound abilities, he discovers that in a world of prophecies and chosen ones, sometimes the greatest threat to darkness is simply a soldier who refuses to stay dead.

Poppy Brooks, who’d ditched the mafia she was tied to in pursuit of a normal life as a caregiver, is suddenly hired by a wealthy man, who needed a caregiver for a strange severe case of migraines.   She accepts the job, unaware of what she is getting into. What this man is, she had no idea. The weird connection she has with him, or his unlike-human behavior at times, none of them makes sense to her.  He is the devil, some would say.   . . Xavian Winslow, an alpha who ditched his pack to stay on the other side among humans, is suffering from a cursed migraine, one that affects his daily life. What he needed as a caregiver was a human who didn’t have anything to do with him, not in any way.  For a man who’d had a first mate who died on him, a second mate was very much impossible.  But would that still be the case when he meets Poppy Brooks, his caregiver?   What will he do when he is left with a choice: reject her to protect her or risk losing her completely to the hands of his kind, who forbade mating with humans?  Will he keep her regardless, or let go? And what happens when he discovers that Poppy, who he’d thought was nothing but a caregiver, is one way or another related to the mafia? A group of humans who he despised with every fiber in him?  ********* [The cover isn’t mine, credits to the owner]

Mentally ill overpowered genius MC journeying through life. Three agendas in his life, fix himself, vengeance, and lastly get the girl. It will be a fun read. Source: Trust me bro. Check out my other book: Me And My Pet Mico

This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining The Celestial Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Technique.] "Hmm, there is a dual cultivation technique, You guys do boring cultivation, I am going with the Dual Cultivation." Feng Yun laughed heartily. Years passed... decades passed... Feng Yun was sitting on the immortal throne, embraced by his immortal wives, and sighed in satisfaction, 'This is life.' ------------------------ Release Schedule: 7 chapters per week. ------------------------ DISCLAIMER: English isn't my native language, there's bound to be some errors here and there. ----------------------- Join Discord Server→ https://discord.gg/pZVsJWS

A person found themselves in the world of Battle Through the Heavens and received a compensation system. Now, he is Xiao Kun, the twin brother of Xiao Yan. «Ding! You gave an ordinary person a medical book, triggering a 100,000-fold critical return, and received a Sixth-Tier Alchemist Inheritance Manual.» «Ding! You gave Xiao Yan a piece of Beast Flame, triggering a 1,000,000-fold critical return, and received the Earth Lotus Heart Flame*1.»

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Drug Points! You can now use "Hypnotic Drugs."] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Drug Points]

Walenciusz, a rebellious cat in a stolen top hat, ditches his dreary life in Cresthaven for a shot at something bigger. He teams up with Gorrick, a gap-toothed rogue wielding a legendary blade, and Alice, a barmaid with a mean broom swing, to set out after a prize that could shake the world. But a vengeful shadow from Walenciusz's past is closing in, and the stakes are clawing higher. Freedom's never been so feral!

[DING! DING!! DING!!!] [System Activated… Welcome, Host! Congratulations, you have been chosen by the Bloodborn Evolution System.] [DING! New Mission Loading… Steal a bloodline to survive.] - Reward: Unlock Evolution Path [Congratulations! You have stolen your first bloodline. WARNING: This is a CRIME punishable by EXECUTION! ESCAPE IMMEDIATELY…] Kain Voss was nothing but a Lowborn outcast, mocked for his lack of a bloodline in a world where power determines fate. His dreams of proving himself were shattered when he was nearly crushed by destiny itself—until the Bloodborn Evolution System awakened within him. Now, he is on the run. Hunted. Feared. Marked for death. But with each battle, he grows stronger. Each kill fuels his evolution. And soon… the hunters will become the hunted.

Hi there! My name is Jeff. I am currently 16 years old and still in school. I am in Grade 11 from the section St-john. I don't belong in this world. I'm from the other planet that is also named Earth. I died from over fapping and got transmigrated here. Yeah, you heard that right. Fast forward to now, I've been in this new world for a week now, and let me tell you, it's been pretty uneventful. I haven't received any special system or anything like the protagonists in the stories I've read, so I just go about my day like nothing ever happened. I mean, I'm just grateful to be alive, you know? But suddenly, I heard a *ding* sound in my ear... [Luck Spin System has finally bind] [Please spin to get your responding rewards only works once in a day] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill god of driver] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill god of swimming] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill omnipotent fighter] [Ding! Congratulations you just spinned a divine healing pill] What would Jeff do with all these, skill read to find out. [The cover is not mine credits to the owner]

This story is currently being rewritten in another name with proper grammar and new storyline. the name is Infinite Apex: 10 Billionfold Might Have you ever wonder: what could be achieved with a multiplier of tens of billions? [Ding!] You obtain various currencies, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your wealth increases 10 billion-fold. [Ding! You acquire new techniques, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your technique evolves into a more powerful version.] [Ding! You collect various pets, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your pets multiply by 10 billion.] [Ding!You are attacked, but with your defense fully maxed out in your current realm, all attacks at the same level are completely ignored.] [Ding! You practice diligently, and with a ten billion-fold increase, your cultivation instantly reaches the highest level of your current realm.] ... As Li Taixing continued his journey of cultivating immortality, he realized that the multiplier of ten billion didn't just apply to objects—it applied to himself and his pets as well. Slowly, he discovered that anything could be multiplied, from as little as one time to as much as ten billion times, all under his control.

After an Immortal became the object of the gods disdain, he was exiled to an unfamiliar world.