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``` Yu Dong, seorang cultivator dari apocalypse zombi bereinkarnasi ke dunia lain setelah dia meninggal berjuang melawan sekumpulan zombi - saat dia membuka matanya, seseorang memberitahunya bahwa istrinya sedang melahirkan - Yu Dong tercengang, dia segera meraba dadanya, untuk memeriksa apakah dia masih seorang wanita - dua bukit yang montok memberitahunya dia masih - segera dia melihat ke bawah, dia ingin memastikan apakah dia 'seorang wanita yang sebenarnya,' tapi sebelum dia sempat - dia ditarik pergi ke tempat istrinya sedang melahirkan - dan apa yang dia lihat membuatnya ingin pingsan lagi - Karena istrinya adalah seorang laki-laki! Dan dia tidak hanya memiliki satu istri tapi tiga! Yu Dong menatap laki-laki yang mengerang di tempat tidur dan hampir pingsan - apa pun itu setidaknya dia tidak perlu memotong zombi untuk hidup, kan? - Cover bukan milikku, email ke fairy0tail072@gmail.com untuk menghapusnya ```

Yu Dong, una cultivadora del apocalipsis zombi transmigró a otro mundo después de morir luchando contra una horda de zombis —en el momento en que abrió los ojos, alguien le dijo que su esposa estaba dando a luz—. Yu Dong se quedó atónita, se apresuró a tocar su pecho, para comprobar si todavía era mujer —los dos montículos firmes le dijeron que lo era—. Instantáneamente miró hacia su parte inferior, quería comprobar si era 'una verdadera mujer', pero antes de que pudiera —la arrastraron donde su esposa estaba dando a luz— y lo que vio le hizo querer desmayarse de nuevo. ¡Porque su esposa era un hombre! ¡Y no tenía solo una esposa sino tres! Yu Dong miró al hombre que estaba gimiendo en la cama y casi se desmaya —¿qué más da, al menos no tenía que cortar zombis para ganarse la vida, verdad?. La portada no es mía, enviar un correo a fairy0tail072@gmail.com para solicitar su eliminación.

(I then used ChatGPT to correct the chapters starting from Chapter 70) Everyone wants to be reborn like the main character The main character who gets all the cheating, all the benefits, saving beautiful women and kicking the young master's ass Well my dream came true but not as the main character and not the evil character, but just a secondary character [Ding Dong The conditions for awakening the system have then been met] . . . "Who is the real owner of this previous body?" . . . "What's wrong with these women?" . . . ""What do you mean I'm just a pawn?" . . . (The picture is not mine) (If the owner of the photo has a problem with the use of his photo, I can change it)

Yu Dong , a cultivator from the zombie apocalypse transmigrated over to another world after she died fighting a mob of zombies - the moment she opened her eyes , someone told her that her wife was giving birth - Yu Dong was stunned , she hurriedly reached to touch her chest , to check whether or not she was still a woman - the two perky mounds told her she was - instantly she looked at her bottom , she wanted to check whether or not she was a ‘ real woman ,’ but before she could - she was hauled to where her wife was giving birth - and what she saw made her want to pass out again - Because her wife was a man ! And she didn’t have just one wife but three ! Yu Dong looked at the man who was groaning on the bed and nearly blacked out- whatever at least she didn’t have to chop zombies for living , right ? - Cover not mine email at fairy0tail072@gmail.com to have it removed

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

~ Erothyria is a world where depravity and fantasy collides ~ And this world is where Dagwood Ackley was thrust into! After picking up the rejected video game called ‘The Daughters of Eros,’ Dagwood is reincarnated into the game and is reborn as a son of Eros! But...it is impossible! No Mother is allowed to begat a son! He takes the identity; Aeric of Starlight, and gains extreme beauty and charm as the first and only ever son of the God Eros. But what is his task? Ding! [Claim all the wives and daughters of Eros] Ding! [Defeat the Goddess of Lust and Claim her!] Ding! [Build a harem of Queen Mothers and daughters and take over the Throne of Eros!] With the Celestial Depravity System, Aeric becomes the most sought after male in all of Erothyria, but he must defend this land from the evil dragons and titans, and in the end, [Claim] it all for himself!

He was supposed to transmigrate to a magic world, but due to an accident, he ended up trapped in a massive library. The system assigned him a task: for every book he read, he would be rewarded with mana stones, until he finished reading all the books. A trillion years later, Daniel finally finished the last book! [Ding, detecting that the host has finished the final book. Calculating system rewards.] [Ding, reward calculation complete. Dispatching rewards. The total number of mana stones the host has accumulated: 99999999...9999.] "Damn, am I that rich now?" [Ding, detecting that the host has completed the task. Loading world...] ... Goddess of Fate: "Daniel, my divine realm needs expansion. Could you sponsor me with some mana stones?" God of Storm: "Daniel, the divine punishment is about to descend. Could you lend me some power to help me get through it?"

Snap! There goes ya ding-dong! Main Character Adam is in serious pain after breaking his "you know what" on a roller-coaster, sitting next to his crush no less! Read on and find out why, and how, this unfolded, and what's next for our broken hero and his little man.

Owen had been a god for a thousand years. But due to slacking off, he was judged by the gods and exiled to a world on the brink of destruction. Soon after, Owen awakened a system and received his first task. But the task was... to create the best pub in the world? And to become the greatest bartender ever? Come on, I'm a god! Thus began his not-so-peaceful life as a bartender. [Ding! Detected that Host has mixed a special drink, which has evolved infinitely into god-tier mana liquid!] [Ding! Detected that Host has assembled a rifle, which has evolved infinitely into the most powerful magic cannon!] [Ding! Detected that Host has taken in a homeless man, who has evolved infinitely into the strongest human on the planet!] Well, I guess I can accept this. Saving the world through unconventional means starts today!

Aqua has lost everything by the hands of the supreme deity of her world, her family, her home and even her entire race, but it was not enough to break her, she broke into his realm and killed him but as his last ditch effort to kill her he sent her to a new world with many more challenges awaiting her.

Dying after experiencing the cruel side of humanity, when Blake is transmigrated into a world of magic and flying dragons, he is fully focused on accomplishing his goals but then. [Ding! Welcome host to The Lust System. What is more fun than becoming more powerful as you have pleasure.] "That damned woman, what the hell is this, I'm here to conquer a realm, not play around" Blake thought, but he was immediately hit with another surprise, [Ding! Error, Failed to fully bond with host.....,, rebooting] [Ding! welcome host to the Sinister System.] From a follower of Lilith to a target of the underworld, how is Blake going to explain to the rulers of hell that he now commands their sins. *********** Additional Tags: Evil Mc - Intelligent Mc - Shameless Mc - Scheming Mc - Smut - No Yuri - No NTR - But Contains Netori - Succubus - Elf - Angel - Vampire

[June 2024 WPC: Gold Place Winner] ---- [Ding! You have killed Elder Fuk Yu!] [You have obtained 108 Quadrillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Racial Trait of Elder Fuk Yu?] "Roll for a Racial Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Infinite Fuk Yu Mantra!] ... This is the story of Azmodeus—the only Trial Disciple of the Yang Sect—a boy who was born with everything and absolutely anything that could possibly impede his journey down the limitless road of cultivation. Weakest cultivation talent, weakest spiritual roots, weakest physique... However, it looked reality decided he hadn't suffered enough... On one day no different than the rest for the fourteen-year-old boy, as he was sweeping the courtyard's of the Yang Sect, misfortune struck once again, resulting in a Young Master killing him while in a drunken state... This was where his story ended, and also, where it began anew, and along with it, a system that guaranteed a new story for the boy—a story that would never end! [Ding! You have killed a Supreme Elder of the Godless Sect!] [You have obtained 500 Trillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Trait of the being you just killed?] "Roll for a Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Galactic Quantum Flux Racial Trait!] [Your overall combat power has improved by leaps and bounds!] [Ding! Are you ready to pay the price to ascend your plane of existence?] "I am." ... Join Azmodeus on his journey toward a limit that doesn't exist, as he figures out just how far he can Evolve through the killing and Assimilating of other existences! "You say I can sit in a cave and cultivate while having my clones do the killing...?" "There are other System Users!? And I can Assimilate their Systems into my own!?" "This will make too OP..." ... Extremely Fast-Paced System Novel with a bunch of realms and new worlds/areas!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you beforehand!! There will also be comedic and slice of life aspects, even dark at times, so be aware of that before going in... He will become progressively more and more evil, so beware... MC is a Murderhobo and certified Loot Goblin, so keep that in mind as well. This novel is benefit-driven, and things happen for the sole reason of obtaining benefits! No NTR, No Yuri, No Incest, No weak MC's, lot's of grinding those levels!! 500 PS = 1 Extra Chapter 100 GT = 1 Extra Chapter Discord: https://discord.com/invite/FMHsSN3fN8 Patreon: patreon.com/Astral_Pandemonium

200 years ago, the world was ravaged by mythical werewolves. Three legendary families rose to defend humanity, but at a great cost. Now, 16-year-old Jake Lucas joins the fray, fueled by vengeance for his parents' brutal death. Enrolling in the prestigious Aurora Academy, Jake's weakness seems insurmountable... until he discovers a mysterious orb granting him a revolutionary system. With each level up, Jake unlocks new abilities and confronts the darkness within. Can Jake overcome his limitations and become the hero humanity needs? Or will the werewolves claim dominion over the world? {Ding Ding Ding} {System Activated: Werewolf Slayer System Initialized} {System online: Level 1 unlocked} {New Quest Alert: Get stronger to defeat your foes}

Clay Frost, a career firefighter is having a terrible no good day, or year, or life. He finally hits his breaking point one day when he comes home and his wife has left to be with another. Drunk and ready to end it all. Staring into the abyss ready to leap. Clay wakes suddenly finding himself laying in a ditch in what looks like a medieval town. First time writing ever, be gentle, this is for fun.

After a tragic accident claimed the lives of his parents, Rentaro Mizuno — a 16 year old boy suffered countless hardships before he finally accepted his fate. However when he thought he had finally found peace in the storm that flustered his mind, an unexpected event claimed his life. He found himself transmigrated along with four of his classmates into a novel as a no-name character that never appeared in it. An Extra. Unable to awaken a talent, he was branded as 'Talentless' and abandoned by his teammates. However, moments before his death, fate had other plans of it's own. [Ding! You have fulfilled the conditions for a second awakening!] [Ding! You have gained the status of a player!] [Ding! You have defeated the Primordial Demon General!] [Ding! You have obtained a new summoning!] [Ding! You have tamed the Dragon God!] [Ding! You have gained a new title!] [Synchronization... 100%] Armed with the power of the primordial dragons, He took on this world only to discover that to survive the fate that awaited humanity, he needed the power to change his own fate. ______________________________ [A/N: A bit fast paced, WPC October entry. Chapter Updates Frequency: 1 Daily, will increase as the book progresses. 50 PS= 1 Bonus Chapter 100 PS= 2 Bonus Chapters

This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

[Ding~ ding~ ding~ Congratulations You Have Unfortunately Awakened The Mind Reading System, Prepare To Be Annoyed.] "You've got to be kidding me, right?" [...] "What else can I do?" [...] "Why aren't you saying anything?" [Sorry host, I am not a talking system.] "..." [...] [Anyway... don't forget to say Status to see well.. your status.] "..." After a minute or so of feeling a second hand embarrassment for my system. I finally said "Status" in my mind. And a holographic blue screen appeared right in front of my eyes. [Mind Reading System:] [Ability: Mind Read Rank: Tier 1 Money In The Bank: 0$ Mission: Read your roommates mind by professing your love for her. Reward: 1000$]

Sierra Nirell is working hard towards her dream and has a new well paying job. However, she's suffering from bullying and harassment from her co-workers. During Halloween at a "team-building" exercise, Sierra is tricked into going into the haunted house where she is ditched and left alone. A handsome stranger saves her and bears witness to the bullying she's facing. Now he's offering a contracted marriage - she'll get protection from her co-workers and he'll get investors off his back. The deal seems sweet at first but marriage isn't always what it's cracked up to be......

Shen Dong's marriage proposal failed, and he was dumped. That night, he was taken away by Chen Yuyan. When he woke up, Shen Dong found Chen Yuyan lying beside him. He was instantly dumbfounded. What made him even more confused was that Chen Yuyan actually said she liked him! And she had liked him for a long time! Chen Yuyan said, "Shen Dong, I want to be with you, but if you don't want to, I won't hold you responsible." [Ding! The Ultimate Winner System is activated. The host currently has two options regarding the situation at hand.] [First option, not taking responsibility for Chen Yuyan and pretending nothing happened, getting a reward of ten million yuan.] [Second option, going to the civil affairs bureau with Chen Yuyan today to get married, getting a super gift package reward.] Holy crap! Holy crap! A cheat that could change his life had arrived!

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining an immortal grade soul-strengthening elixir.] Hahah... money, power Immortality, beauties, I am getting all... ..................... Daily Updates.

Kim's company is a huge real estate empire, with wealth and power there's nothing they can't do. Dong-hae is the second eldest son of the Kim family and he was the one who sat in the highest chair in that empire. But everything changed until a major scandal was exposed involving him and forcing him to resign as vice president. Kim Eun-ji is the youngest daughter of the Kim family and she is in charge of taking over the family businesses in Dong-hae's place. Kim Dong-hae wants revenge, humiliated and completely disowned, he just wants to completely exterminate Eun-ji and everyone else who got in his way and for that he hires Jeon Hye-jin an assassin for hire who kills for money and is willing to all to finish a job. Now Eun-ji has a bullet marked with her name and a countdown begins. Protagonists: Kim Eun-ji (Eunji), Jeon Hye-jin (Hyejin) __________________ Support me and give me a gift! https://www.wishtender.com/moonsside __________________ I don't own the rights to the cover image, it's an image taken from the internet and I couldn't find the author to offer the due credits.

The mobile phone is abnormal, it’s on my dantian. You can gather the true power of Xiantian, you can check the Heavenly Dao in the world, and you can explore the merits of opportunities. Invincible Taoism can be recorded. There are superb cultivation methods here, there are tyrannical gods and demons, and there are monsters that do harm to the world. Others cultivate Magic Treasures Flying Sword, Su Dong cultivation, is a smart phone.

[WSA 2024 Entry] [3-5 daily chapers update] “BOOM!” Tron's body smashed through seven mountains, shattering them to dust as shockwaves destroyed everything in a twenty mile radius! But by a stroke of luck, he managed to survive. [DING!] [Host's has received an attack from a Crimson Void Dragon God] [Host's muscles will begin to adapt to the same level of power.] [DING!] [Congratulations Host, You now possess the strength of a God-level Magus!] * * * In a world where magic reign supreme, Tron Mahoraga was rendered crippled, his Magical Cortex destroyed, used as an experiment for an Arch Magus. However... [Ding! Congratulations! Ultimate Evil Matrix System Activated!] [ERROR!!! Arcane Cortex not detected!!!] [Multiversal Law Of Survival Activated] [Randomly increasing one of host's ability... ] [Ding! Supreme Muscle Adaptation acquired: Host's Cells can adapt 10,000× times faster than regular human] * * * ❰Daily Quests Updated:❱ 〘20,000 Push Ups (20,000/20,000) Completed〙 〘20,000 Sit Ups (20,000/20,000) Completed〙 〘20,000 squat (20,0000/20,000) Completed〙 〘200 kilometers (20,000/20,000) Completed〙 ❰Body Limit reached: Continue exercising to get even stronger!❱ {+500 STRENGTH] {+200 PHYSIQUE] {+200 AGILITY] 【Inspired by Mahoraga, Toji, Asta, and mashle】 * * * Your gifts and votes are my motivation, give me more motivation!

Introduction: [Ding, it is detected that the host encounters a warrior, the system is activated, and a gift package is rewarded to the newbie. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the martial arts holy body] [Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully joining the martial arts sect and stepping into the power of martial arts. You will be rewarded with a super storage ring.] [Ding, it is detected that the host has been practicing hard all day long. The system is very touched and rewards one thousand spirit stones as an encouragement] [Ding, it is detected that the host has successfully advanced to the innate realm and is one step closer to the goal of the Supreme God King. The reward The host's talent is drawn once] [Ding, the host comforts his classmates and shows his friendship and care. Reward the host for a breakthrough in realm and get a critical hit from fellow sect members] One day, Ling Feng didn’t want to practice anymore and wanted to show off... The system is too pampering, and rewards are given in various ways. This novel is a popular light novel covering System genres.Read The system is too pampering, and rewards are given in various ways.

I traveled through the book and became Liu Erlong and her love rival and they got together [Douluo Dalu] 妃里宁央 - Author. 穿书穿成了柳二龙和情敌he了[斗罗大陆] - Name Status in COO :- Total 72 chapters and still updating. 62[END] OF MAIN STORY. + REST IS EXTRA. Ling Qiqi traveled through the book and traveled to Liu Erlong in Douluo Continent. This made her very distressed. She was a fangirl of Bibi Dong, and this goddess suddenly became a love rival. This, this, this! In order to change Bibi Dong's tragic death, Ling Qiqi decided to change her fate and match Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang. As long as she didn't go against the protagonist, she would not die. But, but, looking at that bright and beautiful woman, looking at her peerless face, Ling Qiqi was scratching her heart and liver. She kicked Yu Xiaogang away and said, "Damn man, let go of my goddess and let me do it." I will protect my goddess! The Shrek Seven Devils felt that their Vice Dean Liu Erlong was a little strange. She went to Wuhun City from time to time and looked very happy when she came back. During the All Soul Master Competition, she actually stared at the Pope of Wuhun Hall and became infatuated with him. This, this, this, isn't it said that they are not love rivals? Everyone looked at the master, who had a dark face and said nothing. One day, Ling Qiqi, who finally captured the goddess' heart, lay on Bibi Dong, with a satisfied look on his face, "Dong'er, you are finally mine." Bibi Dong looked at the woman in front of her, why didn't she find her so cute before! Bibi Dong stroked her eyebrows and said: "Then how about being my pope's wife again?" The little bottom is actually the top VS the queen is actually the bottom Ps: Douluo Dalu fan fiction, with private settings, please do not check, for love. Content tags: Book-traveling , cool, oriental fantasy, relaxed , HE main characterPerspectiveLing Qiqi (Liu Erlong)interactiveBibi Dongsupporting roleYu XiaogangShrek Seven Devils Others: A one-sentence introduction to Douluo Dalu : Rivals become lovers Theme: Love can conquer everything

Have you ever wonder: what could be achieved with a multiplier of tens of billions? [Ding!] You obtain various currencies, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your wealth increases 10 billion-fold. [Ding! You acquire new techniques, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your technique evolves into a more powerful version.] [Ding! You collect various pets, and with a multiplier of ten billion, your pets multiply by 10 billion.] [Ding!You are attacked, but with your defense fully maxed out in your current realm, all attacks at the same level are completely ignored.] [Ding! You practice diligently, and with a ten billion-fold increase, your cultivation instantly reaches the highest level of your current realm.] ... As Li Taixing continued his journey of cultivating immortality, he realized that the multiplier of ten billion didn't just apply to objects—it applied to himself and his pets as well. Slowly, he discovered that anything could be multiplied, from as little as one time to as much as ten billion times, all under his control.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

In a dimension not too different from ours, five teenagers by the name of Bro, Amelia, Zaire, Porter, and Lily live together on Seal Island. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. This unorthodox family of five go on a series of random adventures in the weird and wacky world of the Seallium Realm, full of cute, cuddly, and indestructible toy seals. Adventures seem to show up in their day to day lives, from traveling around the world and meeting new people to stopping an evil villain, his henchmen, and his ever-growing army of his dimwitted minions from destroying their home.

In a world of magic and blades, with many races and hybrids between races, there sure are races more loved then others right ? But in a world where demons hates humans and are hated by mostly all species, what's the worst hybrid to be born to ? Ding Dong ! A half-human half-demon ! And that's exactly what I am. And the sugar on the cream ? my born skill can make me grow stronger if I kill demons or humans, so indeed they all thinks I'll use it against humans. I really envy those who can walk into the streets with great respect and nothing to fear with their great power, I really envy them. And that envy happened to be what was giving me a chance to reach those I envy.

Kerajaan Besar Yan ada di dunia di mana rasa hormat bisa didapatkan dengan kekuatan. Di Kerajaan Besar Yan terdapat 4 keluarga yang diakui di masyarakat. Di antara keempat itu, sebuah insiden di dalam keluarga Lin berakhir pada dibuangnya salah satu anggota keluarga, yang membuat keluarga barunya sendiri, berharap jika suatu hari akan diperhatikan kembali oleh keluarga Lin dan kembali bergabung.... Berasal dari keluarga Lin buangan, Lin Dong yang kala itu masih amat muda, hanya bisa melihat ayahnya yang dihajar dan dilumpuhkan dengan mudah oleh anggota keluarga Lin yang jenius, Lin Langtian. Dengan ayah yang depresi, kakek yang putus asa, dan keluarga yang menderita, sejak saat itu, Lin Dong bersumpah; bahwa dia akan membalas dendam pada orang yang telah mengambil segalanya dari keluarganya. Tanpa berbekal apapun selain tekad dan semangat, Lin Dong kemudian menemukan takdir yang lebih besar daripada yang dia bayangkan saat dia memungut jimat batu misterius....