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This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

[WSA ENTRY 2025] Idan and Arabel both belonged to different strata of society. Idan came from an ordinary middle-class family, while Arabel came from one of the richest Morgan families. Besides his parents, Idan has an older sister who is a year older than him. Arabel has a younger twin brother besides her parents. A year after the global catastrophe, when the world was in chaos, the first awakened ones with superpowers appeared. Among them were Idan's older sister and Arabel's younger brother. After the first of the ten disasters described in the Revelation received by the people was overcome, a solemn evening was held. It was there that the fate of Idan and Arabel changed dramatically.: When their eyes met, Idan heard a sudden monotone voice. [Ding! The perfect user has been found, and the activation of the Supreme Husband System has begun! 5%] [Ding! The Supreme Husband System Has Been Activated!] [Ding! The perfect partner has been found, and synchronization with the Supreme Wife System has begun! 1%] [Ding! The system is synchronized with the Supreme Wife System! 100%] [The first task of the system has been issued!] [Propose to your future Wife within 1 day!] [Failure of the task – deleting the system and losing the opportunity to awakening!] While Arabel suddenly heard a monotonous voice. [Ding! The perfect user has been found, and the activation of the Supreme Wife System has begun! 5%] [Ding! The Supreme Wife System Has Been Activated!] [Ding! The perfect partner has been found, and synchronization with the Supreme Husband System has begun! 1%] [Ding! The system is synchronized with the Supreme Husband System! 100%] [The first task of the system has been issued!] [Invite your future husband to dance for 1 hour!] [Failure of the task – deleting the system and losing the opportunity to awakening!] English isn't my main language, so please bear with it if you found some mistakes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/thE3cXkq5Q

Lin Dong, who has mastered both the divine medical arts and martial arts, has traveled from the mountains to the city. With divine medical arts in his left hand and unbeatable martial arts in his right, he roams freely in the city.

As soon as Rong Yan entered the book, it was a bloodbath. Faced with a deathly hellish start. She ended up with Liu family's slacker gang. And the people coming to catch the cheaters were just a few minutes away. One step forward, an abyss; one step back, into the dragon's den. Rong Yan: Wow, this is thrilling! *** Fortunately, she has a space with trillions of resources, otherwise, this house would be empty. She genuinely felt like she could die on the spot. But what's with the control group? Her man is a cannon-fodder unlucky chap? Her brother-in-law and sister-in-law's fate is extremely tragic? Is she that doomed original match where the more miserable she is, the better off the female protagonist? Well, go to hell! Kicking those bloodsucking relatives, punching those scoundrels... Qin Ye stops her: "Wife, let me handle this." Rong Yan: ... Can I still get a divorce? Qin Ye's cold laugh: "Only widowhood, don't think about divorce."

``` —Lin Dong, quien ha dominado tanto las artes médicas divinas como las artes marciales, ha viajado de la montaña a la ciudad. Con artes médicas divinas en su mano izquierda e invencibles artes marciales en su derecha, deambula libremente por la ciudad. ```

Lin Dong, yang telah menguasai kedua ilmu pengobatan ilahi dan seni bela diri, telah berkelana dari gunung ke kota. Dengan ilmu pengobatan ilahi di tangan kirinya dan seni bela diri yang tak terkalahkan di tangan kanannya, dia bergerak bebas di kota.

``` Yu Dong, seorang cultivator dari apocalypse zombi bereinkarnasi ke dunia lain setelah dia meninggal berjuang melawan sekumpulan zombi - saat dia membuka matanya, seseorang memberitahunya bahwa istrinya sedang melahirkan - Yu Dong tercengang, dia segera meraba dadanya, untuk memeriksa apakah dia masih seorang wanita - dua bukit yang montok memberitahunya dia masih - segera dia melihat ke bawah, dia ingin memastikan apakah dia 'seorang wanita yang sebenarnya,' tapi sebelum dia sempat - dia ditarik pergi ke tempat istrinya sedang melahirkan - dan apa yang dia lihat membuatnya ingin pingsan lagi - Karena istrinya adalah seorang laki-laki! Dan dia tidak hanya memiliki satu istri tapi tiga! Yu Dong menatap laki-laki yang mengerang di tempat tidur dan hampir pingsan - apa pun itu setidaknya dia tidak perlu memotong zombi untuk hidup, kan? - Cover bukan milikku, email ke fairy0tail072@gmail.com untuk menghapusnya ```

In the world of the Tianxuan Continent, where martial arts and Yuan Li define power and destiny, the young Mu Zi from a remote Mu manor embarks on a journey to the pinnacle of mastery. Despite being an ordinary person in her past life on Earth, Mu Zi awakens the Rebirth Seal and gains unique abilities and memories from the world of "Martial Movement Upheaval". Rejecting foreign artifacts, systems, and romance, she focuses on creating her own martial arts, striving to become a true Martial Arts Master—a figure who surpasses even the legendary Lin Dong. Raised by her adoptive father Mu Yun and close to her cousin Mu Lingsha, Mu Zi overcomes the limitations of her humble origins. Her path is filled with battles, self-discovery, and ironic reflections, where vibrant outfits hide devastating power. This is a story of independence, ambition, and the pursuit of greatness in a world where destiny chooses the chosen, but Mu Zi decides to write her own legend. Fan-fic «Wu Dong Qian Kun»

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

``` Lin Dong, maître des arts médicaux divins et des arts martiaux, a voyagé des montagnes jusqu'à la ville. Avec les arts médicaux divins dans sa main gauche et un art martial invincible dans sa droite, il se promène librement dans la ville. ```

Lin Dong, der sowohl die göttlichen medizinischen Künste als auch die Kampfkünste beherrscht, ist von den Bergen in die Stadt gereist. Mit den göttlichen medizinischen Künsten in der linken und den unschlagbaren Kampfkünsten in der rechten Hand streift er frei durch die Stadt.

Lin Dong, que dominou tanto as artes médicas divinas quanto as marciais, viajou da montanha para a cidade. Com as artes médicas divinas em sua mão esquerda e as marciais invencíveis em sua direita, ele perambula livremente pela cidade.

Adopted into a new family, Woojin still can’t tell if it’s real… or if he’s just dreaming. He finally has everything he ever wished for, a mother who doesn’t hurt him, and sisters who actually care. And he loves them too... Just… not as family. *** Ding! Ding! Ding!!! ———————————————— — Milf — Lemons — INCEST, not recommended for normal people. — No NTR ————————————————

Yu Dong, eine Kultivatorin aus der Zombie-Apokalypse, wanderte in eine andere Welt, nachdem sie im Kampf gegen eine Horde Zombies gestorben war - in dem Moment, in dem sie die Augen öffnete, teilte ihr jemand mit, dass ihre Frau gebären würde - Yu Dong war fassungslos, sie griff eilig nach ihrer Brust, um zu prüfen, ob sie noch eine Frau war oder nicht - die beiden frechen Hügel sagten ihr, dass sie es war - sofort schaute sie auf ihren Hintern, sie wollte prüfen, ob sie eine "echte Frau" war oder nicht, aber bevor sie das tun konnte - wurde sie dorthin geschleppt, wo ihre Frau gebären sollte - und was sie sah, ließ sie wieder ohnmächtig werden - Denn ihre Frau war ein Mann! Und sie hatte nicht nur eine Frau, sondern drei! Yu Dong sah den Mann an, der stöhnend auf dem Bett lag und wurde fast ohnmächtig - was auch immer, wenigstens musste sie keine Zombies hacken, um zu überleben, oder? - Cover nicht meins E-Mail an fairy0tail072@gmail.com, um es entfernen zu lassen

As spiritual energy awakens, the Phoenix shall bring life and creation in an attempt to change its destiny by creating a eternal everlasting kingdom but time has proven that nothing is eternal, its always ever changing .The Phoenix shall resolve the grudges of the past and surpass them . Bringing those close to it towards greater heights . But currently...... a mechanical reminder sounded in his mind. "Ding, congratulations to the host, the automatic upgrade system is being activated……" "Ding, activation successful!" "Ding, a cell in your body that contains the highest breath is awakened……" "Ding, your Supreme Breath Cell senses the host's inner despair, is very angry and unwilling, decides to fight for it, and starts to infect ordinary cells" Ye Yang: ?????? Can Ye Yang survive in this ever changing world

Danny Ketch, a 19-year-old college dropout, dreams of dominating Overdrive Online, the ultimate VR racing game. But with zero skills and a crippling debt to ruthless loan sharks, his future looks bleak. Given 24 hours to repay or face deadly consequences, Danny’s last-ditch effort leads to an encounter with Cane, a mysterious AI that hijacks his virtual car. Suddenly, Danny’s a racing prodigy, climbing the leaderboard at breakneck speed. But as their victories pile up, dark secrets about the game’s creators emerge. With both the virtual and real worlds at stake, Danny must decide to uncover the truth or keep racing toward destruction.

[Ding! Resurrection of the Dead can be used on this target.] [Ding! Extraction of the Dead can be used on this target.] … When he was surrounded by thousands of his enemies, Kai decided to comply by extracting his 'strongest skill' in order to cause chaos and drag more people to hell with him. However, when Kai extracted his skill, he awakened an unknown power that made him feel that he had complete control over everyone's life and death. A mysterious old man awakened from his slumber when he sensed Kai’s power and decided to help him, as this could be considered a fate. Nevertheless, everything came with a cost… [Ding! Re-Awakening the host’s class.] [Ding! An error has been detected.] [Ding! Finding a solution…] [Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Immortality Lord Class (???)]

Disclaimer! Undergoing Heavy Editing Getting rejected once is unfortunate, but getting rejected three times by three separate guys is a phenomenon that requires careful studying. For Seong Jin, love was supposed to be simpler, especially once he stopped seeing boys as awkward, tinier people and had this sudden want to date them. But secondary school romance proves harder than expected. And after a trio of crushing rejections, he swears off feelings entirely. Until it happens again. Another unrequited crush sneaks up on him, and the only place he can vent about it is through his chaotic vlogs. What he never expected was his memory card falling into the hands of one of his old crushes... who is now blackmailing him with footage that was never meant to go public.

Yin's inlaws causing a rift between Jinyin (Jinye and Yin), Jinye reconciles with his son. Mrs Dong insists on Fu shao to be Jinye's wife

*DING DING DING!* [Detecting, Host have finally awoken his Class! The Host has awoken the class {Guardian Fortress}] *DING DING DING!* [Due to some Error, Guardian "*&@%%#€" Have given the Host 5 Million Free Status Points, 20 Million VIT Status Points, 3 SSS Rank Guardian Fortress Skills, And 20 Million Gold Coins!, The Items and Coins can be found at the System Storage!] *DING DING DING!* [ Guardian F*******, Is somewhat Dissatisfied with how Stingy Guardian "*&@%%#€" Gift to the Host and Had Given the Host, 5 General SSS Rank Skills, 5 Moonlight Tier Random Box, 2 Mystic Tier Rings, And 3 Rainbow Fruit, Guardian F*******, Wanted to Give the host more items, But is the Maximum Limit a Guardian can give away.] "Well... I'll be damned, Ain't I lucky to have die, Reincarnated, And then given not just a Golden Finger, But some gifts from 2 Guardian Gods?"

# MOE # BIGSHOT # HEROINE CUTE BABY # VICIOUS Song Liangjiang married Chu Jingmo because of a mishap. After their marriage, Chu Jingmo suddenly disappeared. Three years later, they met again at a reception. Song Liangjiang was so shocked that she felt her soul leave her body for a moment. However, Chu Jingmo, a CEO, lightly said, “Miss Song, have we met before?” Song Liangjiang came back to her senses and she replied with a smile, “Of course not.” On the way back, Chu Jingmo closed his eyes to relax, but muttered slowly to himself, “Song Liangjiang… That’s a familiar name.”His assistant answered hesitantly, “She’s your wife, sir. To be precise, your former wife. Your mother made the decision to divorce you both a year ago.”Chu Jingmo: “...” He leaned back and relaxed once more. “Bring her to my room tomorrow. I want to talk to her.”At the same time, a miniature version of Chu Jingmo was eating at home. “Mommy, we don’t need Daddy.”

I used to be an ordinary guy. Now, I'm Fenrir, one of the feared Four Heavenly Kings under the Demon King. Honestly, the job isn't so bad. until the Hero of humanity arrives to destroy us. The biggest problem? That legendary Hero is my best friend from my old world. Instead of a tearful reunion, I get a look of pure hatred and a holy magic attack aimed straight at my life. It seems my best friend is taking his role as a hero a little too seriously! Now, my mission isn't to conquer the world, but to figure out how to survive my own best friend without actually having to fight him.

Rafa pun berdiri dari tempatnya dan pindah ke belakangnya Naya, Rafa pun memeluk Naya dari belakang, Naya bukannya marah justru malah merasa nyaman dan tanpa sadar dia malah bersandar, Rafa pun mencium kepala Naya dan mengelus elus lembut kepalanya..

"Tatsuya bro, please tell me truth, are you some kind of protagonist or something." asked John. "No" "Then why is your talent so high?" "Don't worry, I am sure you will also get nice talent assessment," said Tatsuya. "Let's see," After 5 minutes , "John, weren't you saying something like being protagonist or something. Then, how can you say something like that with such perverted talent assessment?". This novel is based on John Bright's Path to reach Godhood. Will he be able to do something significant in his life? Will he be the protagonist of his story? Or will he be just another side-character. Let's find this out together

Ding! The first function is activated, and automatic training is turned on. The training speed is equal to the super evil!” “Ding! The function upgrades, the training speed doubles, the function upgrades, the training speed doubles!” “Ding! The second function is activated, turn on automatic martial arts…” “Ding! The third function is activated…” Is it difficult to practice? I’m sorry that one day of cultivation is equivalent to decades of cultivation for you! Is it difficult to practice? Sorry, I can easily learn countless exercises without doing anything! Alchemy is difficult? I’m sorry that my pill will be moldy if I can’t finish it! … After Su Lang passed through, he obtained a one-click training system, which is getting stronger every second! From now on, sling everything, the world has no enemies!

Cleo and hopeless romantic Eli, old rivals, fake a relationship for a string of weddings. Their "no feelings" contract crashes when real sparks fly, forcing them to ditch their algorithms and embrace the messy, unpredictable reality of love.

In the depths of despair, Lee Chae Won finds herself at rock bottom. Betrayed by her boyfriend, facing academic failure, and disowned by her parents, she seeks solace in the numbing embrace of alcohol on the 30th floor of the Guwon Hotel. Just as she contemplates ending it all, a mysterious system awakens, offering her a lifeline and a chance at redemption. [ Ding! Congratulations on successfully binding with the system. As a reward, you have received 1,000,000 KRW ] . . . [ Ding! Congratulations on successfully completing the task, you have received a Tesla Model X. ] . . . [ Ding! Congratulations on spending one billion won. As a reward, 1,000,000,000 KRW has been deposited on your account. ] . . . [ Ding! Congratulations on successfully completing the task, you are now the largest shareholder of the GUWON Group. ] . . . [ Ding! Congratulations Host, you are now the richest chaebol in Korea ] What a fxxcking cheat system. In a world where nothing is as it seems and destiny hangs in the balance, Lee Chae Won must harness the power within her to rewrite the script of her life and seize control of her own destiny. This is the journey to richness!