Jiraiya Failure Speech

[Ding! The host is about to die socially, the Goddess Conquering System is activated! ] [Binding successful! ] [Rebirth begins! ] ---- What Happened wasn't i caught masturbating, how could i rebirth? "System, Introduce Yourself" ---- [Goddess Conquering System Activated!] [Main Strategy Mission Unlocked!] [Target – Clara Mackerel] [If Clara violently resists or if you experience social death after being intimate with her, it will be deemed a failure, and you will restart.] [Upon completing the mission, system rewards will be given] ---- "System, do you have any other functions? Is there a beginner's gift package?" Harry asked expectantly. [This system only issues Goddess Conquering missions and rewards for completing those missions.] [In the event of failure, the system will select a time period for the host to rebirth.] [Other functions must be discovered by the host.]

In a small, grimy town, there lived a man who never believed in himself—George Zaramov. Tall, young, and fragile, he shared a home with his younger brother and grandmother, the only family he had left after his parents were brutally murdered. Their deaths shattered his world, leaving him drowning in despair. Though burdened by failure, temptation, and hopelessness, a flicker of empathy for his own existence still remained. Hardworking and kind-hearted, George was a man of good character—yet he treated himself with none of the same kindness he showed to others.

For some failure can control them. Those who allow failure to control their actions will find more failure. A truly strong person rises against the failures of his past it makes a better future for himself and for the future they will hold dear.

The mystery of the young boy's talent—will he rewrite his destiny or become a laughingstock? A mysterious pendant? A once-in-a-century prodigy... or a failure? A genius?! But geniuses are a dime a dozen... Never underestimate the young, for genius is merely the threshold to meet me! This is a journey through a world brimming with fantasy, adventure, and passion, where the ultimate secrets of elemental power are unveiled, and the birth of a legend is witnessed!

At 25, Indra's life is a series of failures. His world turns upside down when a bizarre encounter with an alien swallows him into the void, and he is declared missing. Millennia later, during a cosmic battle, his soul is freed and catapulted back to his eight-year-old self, armed with memories of a mysterious visualization space within his mind. In this inner realm, Indra can manipulate reality, simulate future scenarios, and heal his mind. With a second chance, he vows to rebuild his life using newfound mental abilities. As he hones his powers, he uncovers unique skills granted by the alien's essence—energy manipulation, spatial awareness, and time perception. However, Indra's journey attracts otherworldly beings and rogue aliens. To protect his loved ones, he must confront his past failures, heal emotional wounds, and unlock the secrets of the world various supernatural beings As he navigates the intricate realms of physical prowess, energy manipulation, and spiritual awakening, he strives to achieve the unachievable—unity with Brahman. "**The Inner Canvas: Reincarnated Redemption**" is a tale of self-discovery, mental mastery, and the relentless pursuit of redemption. Dive into a journey where reality and imagination blur, and the path to inner mastery is both a battle and a blessing.

Jacob Brown spent his old life chasing success, only to be crushed by failure at every turn. Now, reborn as 14-year-old Leo Mantine in a steampunk world where magic fuels invention and danger lurks behind progress, he’s given a second chance to carve out a future worth fighting for. But survival won’t come easy. From shadowy factions pulling the strings of society to secrets buried in ancient ruins, Leo must navigate a world where power is everything—and the weak are left behind. Armed with newfound abilities and the lessons of his past life, he’ll have to outthink, outmaneuver, and outlast those who would see him fail again. In a world of gears, sorcery, and ambition, will he finally rise above his failures—or will history repeat itself?

Immortal Emperor Qiang Ye was a legendary cultivator, revered as the most powerful being in the universe. Yet, despite his overwhelming strength, he longed for something greater—the level beyond immortality. To achieve this, he conducted a cruel experiment, using thousands of mortal infants in an attempt to create the Perfect Cultivator, one capable of transcending beyond immortality itself. Those deemed complete failures were discarded, their corpses cast into the Immortal River, which flows into countless mortal rivers. Jake, an avid Chinese web novel fan obsessed with Eastern Fantasy, suddenly finds himself transmigrated into the body of one of these failed subjects. Washed ashore near a mortal sect, he retains the memories and knowledge of immortal scriptures—forbidden knowledge no ordinary mortal should possess. Like all test subjects, he had spent 18 years being trained to become the Perfect One before being discarded. Now, armed with wisdom that defies the heavens, Jake must carve his own path in a world where he was never meant to exist. Will he rise from failure and surpass even the Immortal Emperor himself, or is he doomed to remain a mere flawed experiment?

"Teacher, you won't hit Liu Mei? Why? Did I do something bad?" "Teacher, did you lose your memories?" "Teacher, you can hit me if that helps bring them back." The two kids standing before him were saying things that made absolutely no sense. But that wasn’t the most shocking part. Had he really just transmigrated into a new world—just like in those stories he used to read? --- Author's Note This is a declaration of speech, I'm but a humble coin-thirsty leech. This tale may shine as a work of art, Or be dismissed as a passing fart. Its heart is comedy, wild and free, Penned with love and sincerity. So let the journey come what may— Castles, spaceships, golden gachapon, I shall not be swayed by fleeting pay, Nor tempted by mere mortal—wealth.

Desperation is the failure of triumph, the journey of one marked by defeat, the haunting shadow of time misused and opportunities left to decay. Has the time for desperation slipped away, or is it always near? Was my yearning a flaw, or a truth I couldn’t deny? ••• He thought death had taken him. Yet, he found himself breathing, in a place that wasn’t his. He had barely finished the first volume, but what use was it without the chance to use it? He barely knew himself or his surroundings—how could he survive in a world fated to end? Not every tale is one of victory. But does it truly matter? “.....” “.....” •••

Grand Mage Nior yearns for another adventure, but being too powerful has made the thrill all but disappear. With nothing else to do, he spends his days watching others' journeys through his crystal ball—treating them like TV shows. That is, until Kald, the hero of one of his favorite ongoing adventure, delivers a heartwarming speech on how "Anyone can go on an adventure!" Moved by these words, Nior decides to embark on a truly fulfilling adventure—no matter the cost!

Follows Hakim, a brilliant puzzle maker, as he and a group of students are kidnapped and placed in a remote facility. Facing deadly challenges orchestrated by a malevolent host, Hakim must use his intellect to survive. With each victory, they edge closer to uncovering the truth behind their abduction and escaping their captor's twisted game. Tensions rise as they confront unknown penalties for failure, forging alliances and facing their fears along the way.

I found myself lost in a different world, the characters I once read about in web novels were in front of me, harassing me, ruining my damn day. Also, a shitty system that asks you to do strange quests. But you know, the only good thing about all this: I have a beautiful face, it's nice to look in the mirror... ha, ha... I'm going crazy! How the hell am I going to survive in this damn world? tring! [System Notification] - [Mission] *Participate in the NOVA Academy entrance exam [Compensation: ??] [Failure: System loss]

Summoning the dragon of the Abyss, Zirkos, was the most destructive choice the arrogant prince Zephyr has made. Forcefully taking over his beloved kingdom, Delphia, the unbeatable creature ruined his whole life in one night. Although it was the result of his own actions, a foolish attempt to prove his powers that turned everything upside down. His pride drowned him. Now, Zephyr must redeem his mistakes and regain the life and land ripped from him, even if it results in endless defeats, deaths and betrayal. He was determined to end the devastation he brought upon everyone and attain the throne. Because this time, failure was no longer an option.

I hate them. I feel betrayed by my own school. I died at their hands and have a task: retribution. I wanted to be what they took from me, a human again. I wanted to have what everyone had: a girlfriend. And yet, I died, as failure, as an idiot and as a bullied one. I was given a second chance, reborn as a parasite. Even before I was eaten away, I learned my new power: I can possess people.

Nagi was an ordinary man at the end of his rope. Struggling with depression and haunted by years of failure, his life ended one cold winter night in a tragic overdose. But death wasn’t the end—it was only the beginning. When Nagi awakens in an unfamiliar world, he discovers he now inhabits the body of Ved Flack, the heir to one of the most powerful and feared families in the empire. Ved Flack was a man both revered and reviled. Known for his ruthless ambition, strategic brilliance, and icy demeanor, he commanded fear and respect in equal measure. But with such power comes enemies—and a dark legacy that Nagi must now inherit. This new world is one of peril and magic, where dungeons teem with deadly creatures, ancient secrets, and unimaginable rewards. It is also a world of intrigue, where allies are as dangerous as enemies, and everyone is driven by ambition or survival. As Nagi struggles to adapt to his new life, he’s burdened by Ved’s reputation and haunted by the memories of his own failures. Yet, he begins to realize that this second chance isn’t just about surviving in a world that may be even more unforgiving than the one he left behind. Will he rise to the challenge, or will fate have other plans? .... Additional tags: #No Harem #Elves #Dwarves #Genius #OP MC

He, since childhood, had followed the Foreigner to practice the Defying Heaven Art, entering the most secretive special forces and becoming a fearsome assassin that made others tremble at the mere mention of his name. After a single failure, he took early retirement, but he ended up as the personal bodyguard for a rich heiress, a school beauty. Accidentally provoking some mysterious Cultivators, he gradually unveiled a hidden world of Cultivation beyond the mortal realm...

A group of desperate individuals risk their lives on a perilous sea journey in an overcrowded fishing boat, seeking a better future. Their hopes are tested as they face the harsh realities of the open sea , including hunger, thirst, and the constant threat of the unpredictable sea. A sudden storm throws their already fragile journey into chaos, forcing them to confront their fears and the very real possibility of failure as they struggle to survive.

Agent B Twelve of a secret organization is on a secret mission on which the fate of the world depends. Failure to solve it could mean the end of the human race altogether. Losing in the attempt to save the Earth, he has no choice but to put everything in the hands of a dog he found wandering in the area where he was last seen.

After the Kingdom of Runalond united the world 500 years ago, its signature Rune Art became a part of citizens’ everyday lives. No matter one's identity or status, all children at the age of 16 are granted the right to study at a Rune Art Academy in order to secure a place in society. However, one region is an exception. Lostburg, inhabited by outcasts, scoundrels, and rejects, is a large town completely abandoned by any form of law and support from the kingdom. Though poor and uneducated, it remains a relatively comfortable place to live... if you know how. Nathan Modernson, a young boy born and raised in Lostburg, has never met his mother and lives a humble life alongside his rogue father. With his wits of speech and mindfulness of the environment, he believes nobody knew how to live freely and happily in Lostburg more than him. Just when Nathan thinks this is as far as his life goes, one ordinary day, his father suddenly asks him a simple yet peculiar question. Nathan’s seemingly careless response, changed him, and possibly the entire world, forever.

╭━━┳━┳━━┳━━┳╮╭╮ ╰╮╮┃┳┫╭╮┣╮╭┫╰╯┃ ╭┻╯┃┻┫┣┫┃┃┃┃╭╮┃ ╰━━┻━┻╯╰╯╰╯╰╯╰╯ That was how any survivorof the apocalypse would react when being told to describe it. Think back to 2023 — you're just chilling with your friends, and all the sudden.... **ROOOOAAARRR* Humanoid lizards, dragons or giants that spanned the size of cities, aliens that continuously circled the earth waiting to destroy humanity... All of these appeared that day. And so did Prana, and, so did the clairvoyants. ----- That might have been a pretty bad synopsis but... It's a good enough Basically, all hail negative grammar cause I used text to speech, along with that, when it comes to fighting and such, I would consider myself a noob. Also, I really don't have that much experience despite the amount of time that I've actually been on this website, so if you're expecting something amazing, then please dim your hopes down. Anyhow, hopefully you can enjoy this novel either way! ( mind you, this is essentially a rewrite of what is probably my most popular work on this website... And it was considerably bad.)

Cao Shengming traveled across the country to participate in a reality show. On the day of the broadcast, he unexpectedly did a good deed! Stranger: "Brother, I lost 1,000 yuan, my phone is dead, and now I can't even get home. I don't know what to do..." Cao Shengming: "No worries, buddy. Here’s 300 yuan—go buy a ticket and get home safe." Passerby: "Bro, you’re way too kind. You just believe anyone? What if he’s lying? You’re practically asking to be scammed." Cao Shengming grinned. "No way! I trust him… because I just found 1,000 yuan." Passerby: "???" Netizens: "...So, this streamer has a conscience—but just barely." That same day, Cao Shengming landed a gig as a translator. But when he stepped onto the stage to interpret a leader's speech, the entire livestream chat went wild! Netizens: "Okay, this guy knows English… but definitely not much!"

[Do only what needs to be done-] 'I'll cleanse the filth from this world' [See no evil, speak no evil. Deliver the message.] "You're a Messenger huh? first time seeing one that looks human, right, I forgot, you can't speak" slightly mocked the woman as she contained herself to resume professionalism. "My message is-" [Failure to do so, you will be terminated] "It's nothing personal, I'm just the Messenger." Axel said coldly.

After dying in a brutal combat mission, Kane Voss, a legendary mercenary, awakens to find himself in a new body in a chaotic, war-torn world where conflicts rage endlessly. He gains the Supreme Mercenary System, which offers missions, rewards, and upgrades to sharpen his skills. However, failure has severe consequences.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

Arlo Valemont craves a life of wealth and ease, but fate has other plans. With his family framed by powerful nobles, he inherits the Alchemy System—a power that lets him create anything if he understands it and pays the cost. Yet, saving his family means navigating a world of politics, commerce, and danger. Can a man with no ambition outsmart his enemies and secure his future, or will his past failures and present laziness cost him everything?

You can have a chat with me on discord. https://discord.gg/fTZRHuY4mX Mark Eisner is the greatest example of a failure. Unable to get his dream job, he resorts to writing a story, a story close to his heart, a story in which he expressed himself to the fullest. It was the delusional universe he created for himself. Unable to grasp the attention of readers, his book was deemed a failure as well. Heartbroken after suffering his crushing fate, Mark commits suicide, uttering his last words; proclaiming the end of his story. But was this the end of his story? Hell Nah! He is far from being dead. He finds himself, astonishingly, still possessing his consciousness, even though his existence is formless. What he then sees is unbelievable. The hero he created, the hero "he only" loved, the hero that reflected himself... His own protagonist. Reincarnated as the system of the hero of his own novel, Mark undergoes an epic journey with his unanticipated creation, helping him throughout, knowing all about his predicaments. There are a few rules to him - 1. RELAY ONLY REQUIRED MESSAGE TO THE PLAYER 2. DROP DESIGNATED REWARDS 3. EXPEL THE PLAYER IF PLAUSIBILITY REACHES LIMITS But.... Is that all? Does he really thinks events will take place just as he layed them? . . . Is he really that Omniscient ? Is he the only one.... . . .

Born into the illustrious House of Everdawn, the most powerful noble bloodline in Astrava, Ren Everdawn had everything—wealth, power, and the promise of greatness. With the legendary Nexus core running through his veins, the world awaited his awakening, expecting nothing less than a Celestial or even an Omniforge Aethermark. But when his moment finally arrived, the impossible happened. He awakened with a mere dormant-grade Aethermark. Mocked by his family, rejected by the nobility, and cast aside as a failure, Ren's perfect life crumbled overnight. Yet, unbeknownst to everyone, he harbored a secret that no one could fathom: the power to evolve Aethermarks.

Failure upon failure! Despite how hard he craved for peace and happiness, life hit him harder with pain and distress. Only those who hit rock bottom, can have the power to leap higher, possibly, or die. This is the story of a man who wants to destroy this cycle of suffering, the evil intentions of life, without any replacement or alternative.

[Mature Content] Living his whole life in regret and self-loathing, Hirvan took his last breath thinking he had paid his debts by sacrificing his life for his two sons. However, opening his eyes again, he found himself in a young boy’s body. Can he live for himself this time? ******* First day at university: Other students: Ahhhhhh, it's senior Angel! Thank you, God, for letting us attend the same uni as our male god! Hirvan: Oh, My cute little Yuze. Others: ???? During the orientation: Student 1: What’s with our luck? My husband is going to give us a speech! Studant2: Ren MengSheng, my Idol! I can die in peace! Hirvan: Oh, Son, don’t be nervous. Daddy is here! Others: WTF! In a business seminar at the university: Student 1: That's the legend of the business world! Elian Ashford! Student 2: He is the wealthiest man of the year! Student 3: The most wanted bachelor for the past ten years! Hirvan: Tsk, the cheap father of mine. Others: Whaaaattt???