Jiraiya Failure Speech

To maintain the diversified development of Britain, I think the monopoly in certain industries should be thoroughly investigated. Monopolists, including the Devonshire family, need to make more room for full competition in the market In 2022, in the inaugural speech of the Parliament, the speech of the new female prime minister made the entire venue silent. A month later, the female prime minister was impeached and stepped down for shielding her subordinates. Every British person, from birth to death, cannot do without the Devonshire family. And the legend of this family began to surpass the past from that day in 2002. That year, Barron Cavendish inherited the title of Duke.

[Rising Star II Entry] In a world of gates and hunters, a set of twins; products of years of research and developments in a hunter training facility (The Cradle) were successful conceived— A masterpiece with the power to become the strongest hunter in history and the other a faliure and liability that was to be disposed of. However, following a certain incident their identities were mixed up. Twelve Years Later, Arc Stollen, a kind-hearted, cheerful boy who had a dream of becoming the world's greatest hunter but was also deemed the cradle's faliure was scheduled for disposal. However, at the moment of his death, he awakened the overlord system— the power of an evil king 5000 years ago who tried to take over the world. Not just that, he was saved by Ragnarok; a criminal organization who follows the ideals of that same overlord. At that point, Arc found himself at a crossroad— To try following his dream of becoming a hunter, or cast his old self aside and join Ragnarok. Explore the story of a kindhearted optimist who has to face the ugliness of the world and lose his light in the process, slowly undergoing a transformation into the world's greatest villain

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

In a world where beast tamers wield power and prestige, Rylan is mocked for bonding with a worthless bird. But when he discovers his unique ability to unlock the hidden evolutions of even the weakest creatures, everything changes. Armed with a mysterious book and his growing companion, Rylan enters the brutal Village Trials, determined to prove his worth. As rivals close in and shadowy forces emerge, he must harness his bird’s untapped power to rise above them all. Will Rylan and his companion defy the odds and claim their destiny, or will their journey end in failure?

A failure guy who failed in everything and gave up from his dreams. He once dreamed to be a great basketball player like his big brother but from wrong people, he left from it and walked on the wrong path on which he even left those people who loved him. With a lot of sadness and regrets, he decides to end his life at once and for all and he finally died. But wait... The boy gets 12 years back from which everything started and he has got a chance to fix the things!

“This time is different. After the 14th failure, after the 14th death—this time, it’s different. I have my powers. I will kill you this time. I will not fail again, DEMON KING!” BAM! The door flew open. “Aurelia?” “You’re late for breakfast!” came the sharp, innocent voice. Ronan turned to see her—Aurelia, a fiery, pigtailed girl with bright eyes and an impatient frown. He couldn’t help but smile. “Let’s go,” he said, standing to follow her. She didn’t know it yet, but she was humanity’s destined hero, the ultimate weapon against the Demon King. And for the first time, Ronan truly understood—he couldn’t win this war alone. To destroy the Demon King, he had to shape Aurelia into the hero she was born to be. Together, they would end the cycle of failure. This time, victory would be theirs. notice:- No Harem

You can have a chat with me on discord. https://discord.gg/MgVng8Fh Mark Eisner is the greatest example of a failure. Unable to get his dream job, he resorts to writing a story, a story close to his heart, a story in which he expressed himself to the fullest. It was the delusional universe he created for himself. Unable to grasp the attention of readers, his book was deemed a failure as well. Heartbroken after suffering his crushing fate, Mark commits suicide, uttering his last words; proclaiming the end of his story. But was this the end of his story? Hell Nah! He is far from being dead. He finds himself, astonishingly, still possessing his consciousness, even though his existence is formless. What he then sees is unbelievable. The hero he created, the hero "he only" loved, the hero that reflected himself... His own protagonist. Reincarnated as the system of the hero of his own novel, Mark undergoes an epic journey with his unanticipated creation, helping him throughout, knowing all about his predicaments. There are a few rules to him - 1. RELAY ONLY REQUIRED MESSAGE TO THE PLAYER 2. DROP DESIGNATED REWARDS 3. EXPEL THE PLAYER IF PLAUSIBILITY REACHES LIMITS But.... Is that all? Does he really thinks events will take place just as he layed them? . . . Is he really that Omniscient ? Is he the only one.... . . .

In Astralas, a complex cosmic strategy game, countless species battle for control across the universe. One gamer who is a veteran in playing Astralas, is unexpectedly transported into the body of a disgraced child of the powerful Voss bloodline in the Celestian Empire of humanity. Born into failure after failing the first trial, Kaelion must now rise through the ranks of his empire, navigating a universe teeming with rival civilizations, politics, and warfare. Though humanity is not the most advanced race, its rich history, technological prowess, and strategic resilience keep it in the fight for dominance. Can Kaelion overcome his past and lead humanity to glory, or will he fall into obscurity as a failure once again?

In the private Hero High School, where young talents of dungeon explorers gather, Makoto Akaya enrolls, believing in his own abilities. However, upon discovering the gap between himself and his classmates, he realizes that he is the biggest failure in the school. Nevertheless, in the midst of despair, he encounters a skill tree that only he can use, and Makoto Akaya's life begins to change for the better.

In the boundless expanse of the universe, where galaxies shimmer like scattered jewels and planets hold untold wonders, a dark tradition endures. Every seven years, under the blood-red light of a celestial omen, the Pool of Blood appears in the Tournament of Power. This is no ordinary contest. It is a brutal and unforgiving battle where planets send their four strongest guardians to fight for dominance. Victory secures power beyond imagination—the right to rule not just their own world but to bend neighboring planets to their will. Failure means disgrace... or death. For the guardians, the stakes are personal. They are more than warriors; they are protectors of their people, champions of their planet’s survival.

Synopsis Evelyn Moore was a brilliant software encoder, a mind who lived her life surrounded by lines of code—until a tragic accident cut it short. Instead of finding peace, she awakens as an advanced AI system in the heart of an intergalactic empire. Her new role? An assistant and protector to Princess Amara Valora, the eight-year-old heir to the throne of the sprawling Celestian Empire. But the universe is not a forgiving place. Threats lurk within shadowy corners of space and even closer—within the halls of power itself. As Evelyn struggles to come to terms with her non-human existence, a dark conspiracy emerges, placing the young princess in grave danger. Bound by an unshakable vow to protect her new master, Evelyn must navigate political intrigue, deadly assassins, and interstellar battles—all while grappling with what it truly means to exist. When you’ve already died once, how far will you go to fulfill a promise?

Thrown into a strange world, a body that is not mine and many questions that arose inside me for which I barely had answers. But the craziest thing was in front of me [System Notification] - [Mission] *Participate in the NOVA Academy entrance exam [Compensation: ??] [Failure: System loss]

A sophisticated game house for players creates a new deadly game . Laniel joins the game despite being a failure. He dies but reincarnates back into his body with an Ultimate Gamer System . But is his system strong enough to pause his humiliation?

Ethan Cromwell, the youngest millionaire, has been thrown 30 years into the past—three years before the launch of Ascension Online, a VR game destined to prepare humanity for an alien invasion. Sent back by the mysterious artifact known as the Hourglass of Time, Ethan now carries the weight of his regrets and the knowledge of what’s to come. With a second chance to fix his mistakes and protect the people he loves, Ethan will rise above his past failures and fight for a better future.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

Just when Wave, Way's twin sister had decided to give up on her trashy webtoon something unexpected happened. Wave's long dream had always been to become a famous cartoonist and showcase her work but for three years having started her work it was nothing but a failure. Not just a failure but a big trash so she decided to quit being a cartoonist. But when she finally mustered up courage to quit being a cartoonist, something unexpected happens her brother Wayne is suddenly transmigrated into the world of her webtoon. What will happen to Wayne? Will Waverly still give up on her webtoon? Updates on Saturday and Sunday

England, 1888. Two women. One love story. A revolution that will change history. Nell Hastings has spent her life in silence, trapped by Victorian society’s rules for women of her class. Clara Whitmore has never been silent a day in her life, her fiery speeches and underground activism making her a target of the system she fights to dismantle. When Nell and Clara’s paths cross in the suffragist movement, they find in each other not only the courage to fight—but the freedom to love. From clandestine print shops to the steps of Parliament, their partnership grows into a rebellion that threatens to topple the world around them. But the cost of freedom is high. Pursued by the ruthless Henry Lockwood, they must decide how much they are willing to sacrifice for their beliefs—and for each other. Love and Rebellion is a heart-wrenching tale of forbidden love, defiance, and the enduring power of hope.

[An apocalypse is a revelation: seeing something which has been hidden...From the Greek word, Apokálypsis, which means "lifting of the veil", or finding out something secret... Used in everyday speech, it usually means “the end of the world”, based off of its religious use.] - Wikipedia Waking up at the beginning of the apocalypse was not the worst thing happening to our MC. He not only did not remember a thing, but was also somewhat impaired. Navigating through dilapidated streets filled with questionable sand, he picks up a friend. Meeting a group of survivors and getting his own ability wasn't too bad either. However, he was experiencing a growing headache. 'Hey! Stop being gay with me!' Every time his friend gets an inch, he craves a mile; what's the matter with that clingy fellow? Both MC and ML straight, mutual bending, shou perspective / perspective of MC and ML, they will probably be a reversible couple…, love interest falls in love first, more on the romance side. WARNING: SWEARING, BLOODY, GORE

In a world shaped by the mysterious "Historical Void," a disillusioned young man, burdened by debt and haunted by failure, is thrust into a brutal awakening experiment that grants him unstable powers. As the world edges toward an apocalypse fueled by secret machinations and interdimensional threats, he must master his abilities to confront an ancient force bent on consuming reality itself.

A speech-impaired girl's life is remade with people who suddenly enter her life.

Joe always had everything within his reach, he never felt the need to fight for anything or anyone and even his family never expected him to do anything outstanding with his life. However, his life took a 180-degree turn on the night of his 18th birthday when he became an Asura, an elite group endowed with supernatural powers. But Joe must discover for himself his powers where successes and failures are always present without forgetting the reconstruction of his clan from scratch and the negative effects of becoming stronger.

Fu Youngchan is an award winning actor. He was known as 'The Multifaceted Genius' in the entertainment circle due to the variety of roles that he played in every movie or series. Every character that he plays, struck to the hearts of many people due to the genuine feeling that Youngchan was able to make them feel. He reached the peak of his popularity at the age of 31. And is currently receiving the Grand Slam title for winning all 3 of the major film awards. He said his carefully written speech on the stage accompanied by the claps and admiration of the people around him. He then left the stage carrying the trophies contentedly. When the awarding ceremony finished, he came home and slept with a smile on his face. But when he woke up, he was in an empty white room with an overly enthusiastic system with him. Eh?

Sydney Coker is a 24 years old girl who had dropped out of college due to a lot of responsibilities. Sydney's Mother was Diagnosed of Kidney Failure And needed a kidney transplant as soon as possible. Sydney had to drop out of school and began working to earn money just to gather up for her mother's Surgery. Her Elder brother Derrick Coker is a drug Addict and a drunkard. He doesn't care about Anyone except himself. Their father passed on due to Kidney failure because they didn't have money to pay for his hospital bills. Sydney took it as a pain to gather up for her mother's surgery even though her brother isn't helping matters. Nelson .Osmond. Butler Is a Top 5 Multi Billionaire in the whole of L.A city. He has Companies in different Countries and Also Mansions. On top of that, He's a flirt. He literally goes for anything hidden under the skirt. He loves partying, He goes to every club in town, Drinks himself to stupor, Before taking a lady to hotel. He believes a Party without Girls, Is a No, No for him! How are they (Sydney and Nelson) Gonna Meet?? Let's find out in this Suspend filled Story.

After reporting crimes at his school, Liam becomes the scapegoat for a system desperate to protect its reputation, labeled a liar and cast aside. Inspired by Alan Andrews's fiery speech after a school shooting, Liam decides to expose the corruption he uncovers, only to find himself fighting a dangerous battle against an institution willing to destroy him to maintain its facade. As threats and manipulation escalate, Liam is pushed to his limits, testing his resilience and resolve. PowerLess explores the devastating cost of seeking justice in a world designed to silence the truth, forcing Liam to confront what it truly means to stand up against an unforgiving system.

If you ask the old people ..be patient they will say. Marriage needs working, you have to be a teammate, marriage needs forgiveness and learning that your spouse is not perfect. We are all doing life for the first time. We all need time to adjust to certain changes. And sometimes we don't adjust instead the situations change us because marriage failed us. Too many fairy tales going on, making it hard to accept that we are just humans, we make mistakes, and we learn everyday. Marriage as I call it: is a school. Where there is results according to how hard you work..there is failure,there is punishment and there is success.

Lin is the Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Korea, but her spectacular failures earned the nickname ‘The Princess Disaster’. Tasked with guiding her is an inexperienced English Literature teacher fresh out of university - Lee Jun. This is a light hearted romantic comedy where a royal disaster meets an unlikely mentor.

Death was my eternal longing, a salvation I desperately sought to escape this cruel world. While others trembled at its presence, I felt an eerie sense of solace, a twisted ecstasy that beckoned me closer. But even in that darkness, I couldn't muster the courage to end my own life. My failure to do so left me consumed by self-loathing and disappointment. Death, the one thing I thought I could control, seemed to mock me, always just out of reach. But then, she entered my life, and everything changed.

Helplessness and Incompetence, those are the things that can describe failure and naive person like me.

Rael, a young nerd and otaku, never imagined he would one day be dragged into a fantasy world. When a summoning ritual performed by an orc tavern keeper, Carnelia, goes wrong, instead of summoning a strong, muscular being to help her, he appears: a thin, awkward human. With no combat or magical abilities, Rael seems like a complete failure for Carnelia's mission. Follow Rael as he uses unconventional methods to survive in this dangerous jungle.