Euthanasia Connoisseur

My name is Ethan Wren, a fortunate adventurer with the ability to travel across dimensions and worlds. Each time I traverse a new world, I acquire two powerful abilities by completing main missions and special tasks. - Slayer: Every time I eliminate a humanoid entity, I can gain a special trait to enhance my skills. Eliminating countless zombies will elevate me to a god-like status. - Gamer: I don't need cheats to dominate games, as I am a living cheat code. - Swordmaster: All sword techniques in the universe are within my grasp. - Connoisseur:"My friend, you smell delightful. Fear not, I am sincere with my comrades and will stand by them." - Binder: Monsters, demons, creatures, come to me! - Timekeeper: Control time, do as you please in school, do as you wish in the office! But despite my power, I prefer to blend in with lower-level martial arts. You wonder why? The world is so perilous, of course, I must become invincible before I take risks! The apocalypse reshapes human civilization, the martial arts realm takes control, the supernatural world becomes the progenitor, the armor world rises to emperor status, the absurd realm ensnares the succubus, the Ultra world trains heroes; the gods realm creates legends; the solitary world subdues the present day; the interstellar world forges the strongest mech; the myth saves Sophia; Western Paladin III; Survival at Sea; Marvel; Odyssey to the West; Mortal Ascension; DC; Duel Monsters; Beast Mastery; Primordial Realm; Lovecraftian; Dragonborne; Dark Void, Shinobi, Pirate, One Punch Wonder, Guts, Neon, Undead, Warbringer...

Picture this: a bunch of American outlaws, the kind who lent money to fellow criminals with a "robbery loan" interest rate, decide they want their cash back. But hold on to your spurs, because just as they're gearing up for a wild ride, they get a call from an anti-criminal organization. Yeah, you heard that right — these outlaws now have a side hustle working for the good guys! So, as they're mulling over whether to return the borrowed money or embark on a career change, boom! Foreign troops crash the American party like they're searching for the world's best hot dogs. Now, our reckless outlaws, the true connoisseurs of chaos, find themselves with a new mission: bring peace back to the land of the free. Enter Cooper Black, the modern American cowboy with a penchant for crashing criminal parties. He's not your typical cowboy; he's more likely to ride a motorcycle than a horse, and his arsenal of six-shooters has been upgraded to automatic assault rifles. Cooper spends his days attacking big mafia leaders, terrorists, and any troublemakers who dare disturb his afternoon nap. But wait, there's more! In between taking down bad guys, Cooper has hobbies that would make even the most seasoned daredevils raise an eyebrow. You can certainly expect this vigilante cowboy to be meticulously crafting miniature cactus gardens and hosting tea parties for his action figures, at home. Will Cooper and his ragtag gang of outlaws manage to reclaim their cash, complete the anti-criminal organization's missions, and kick those foreign troops out of the good ol' U.S. of A? Grab your popcorn and saddle up, partner—it's time for a rootin' tootin' adventure with Cooper Black, the cowboy who's wilder than a rodeo bull on roller skates!

Phil has had it rough ever since he was born into this cruel, unforgiving world. After being raised in a shithole by shitholes, he died doing the one thing he loves doing. The one thing that kept him sane through all the years of neglect and suffering that he endured. He died fighting. Reborn as Sito, the Prince of the Epirian Kingdom, he will start anew and encounter many places and people that defy imagination in the deep rich world of Nern. —— I am a connoisseur in all things fantasy, be it novels, shows, anime, movies, games, etc. So I will inevitably be influenced by them and u may or may not notice some similarities. Also I have a general idea of the world and plot direction, but If u guys want me to add some elements or have any plot ideas or characters, u want me to incorporate feel free to let me know as i am always open to new ideas. I hope you enjoy it and thank you greatly for reading this humble man's novel.

In the bustling heart of the city, there lived a woman named Lily, a connoisseur of novels. She devoured books like a gourmet savoring fine wine but was notably dismissive of certain genres. BL, Yuri, BDSM, Yaoi, and NTR were, in her opinion, the indulgences of others. She couldn't fathom the appeal of such narratives, preferring the depths of mystery and the heights of adventure. One fateful afternoon, while sipping her latte in a quaint cafe, Lily's world took an unexpected turn. Across the table sat her long-lost friend, Emily. The conversation flowed effortlessly, and they stumbled upon their shared passion for reading novels. Emily, with a mischievous glint in her eye, confessed her love for the very genres that Lily had always scorned. Lily's polite smile masked her discomfort as she pretended to share in Emily's enthusiasm. She couldn't bear to admit her disinterest in those scandalous narratives, so she simply nodded and said, "Oh, I like them too." As she walked home later that day, lost in her thoughts, an incident changed her life forever. A small, frightened puppy dashed across the road, its leash dragging perilously behind it. Acting on instinct, Lily reached out and snatched the rope, pulling the pup to safety. But as she did, her world twisted into chaos. A thunderous crash, the deafening roar of a truck, and then... darkness. When Lily regained consciousness, she found herself in a hospital room, bewildered and disoriented. Something was amiss. The world outside her window had transformed. The people passing by, the TV shows playing, the conversations in the corridor – they all revolved around BL, Yuri, NTR, BDSM, and Yaoi. Lily was trapped in a world where the very genres she had scorned had become her reality. As Lily navigated this new, bewildering world, she found herself embroiled in tangled relationships and dramatic love affairs that defied her understanding. With each passing day, she grappled with the bizarre twists and turns of this surreal existence. Along the way, she forged unexpected bonds, learned to appreciate the complexities of love, and questioned her preconceived notions about literature and life.

In the year 2121, virtual reality gaming has reached its zenith with the advent of VR pods, extraordinary devices capable of transporting players into fully immersive game worlds. These pods not only provide an unparalleled gaming experience but also extend players' time within the virtual realm, thanks to advanced life support systems. Meet Alex Mercer, a professional gamer renowned for his charismatic streaming and fearless exploration of the latest VR games. With his name etched in the gaming world's annals, Alex is a connoisseur of virtual adventures. He thrives on the adrenaline rush, the mysteries, and the challenges that these digital realms offer. One fateful day, as Alex prepares to dive into the latest VR sensation, he receives an exclusive invitation that changes the course of his life. A mysterious message arrives, granting him a coveted spot in the beta testing of "Blood of the Elden Souls," the most anticipated open-world VR game from Softfrom, the legendary game developer. With only a select hundred players worldwide granted access, Alex steps into this enigmatic realm, where reality blurs with the fantastical. "Blood of the Elden Souls" merges the best elements from Softfrom's previous masterpieces. The game is a paradox—a gruesome beauty where players must navigate unimaginable difficulties and unravel a sprawling lore hidden deep within its virtual world. As Alex delves deeper into "Blood of the Elden Souls," he discovers that the game is far more than a mere form of entertainment. It holds secrets that transcend the boundaries of the virtual realm. The choices he makes within the game begin to affect not only his in-game character but his real-life existence as well. Bound by a sense of duty, curiosity, and the desire to conquer the ultimate gaming challenge, Alex embarks on an ethereal odyssey. He forges alliances with fellow beta testers, confronts the game's grotesque yet alluring landscapes, and unearths fragments of a mysterious prophecy that hints at world-altering consequences.

WARNING 21+ ___ Temukan nou di Facebook & Instagram : @NOUVELIEZTE Untuk baca novel nou yang lain silakan ke : linktr.ee/nouveliezte Novel pertama nou yang berjudul "Penikmat Senja -Twilight Connoisseurs-" ini TIDAK DICETAK. Tersedia EKSKLUSIF di website & aplikasi WEBNOVEL. Pertama kali diunggah online tanggal 2 Juli 2019 dan TAMAT tanggal 29 September 2020. Kalau kalian baca chapter 74 [PROYEK] & seterusnya selain WEBNOVEL secara gratis, maka kalian sedang membaca di aplikasi/website/cetakan BAJAKAN karena seharusnya chapter itu BERKOIN dan nou SANGAT TIDAK IKHLAS kalian baca di sana. SILAKAN KEMBALI ke TAUTAN RESMI : http://wbnv.in/a/7cfkmzx Semoga readers sehat, lapang rejeki, selalu menemukan solusi terbaik apapun masalah yang sedang dihadapi, dan bahagia bersama keluarga tersayang. Nou sangat menghargai kalian semua yang mendukung dengan nulis komentar & SHARE novel ini ke orang lain melalui sosmed yang kalian punya. Banyak cinta untuk kalian, readers! -nouveliezte- ====== Boleh tahu, senja mana dalam hidupmu yang paling kamu nikmati? Kalau aku .... Mm ... tunggu sebentar. Kita kenalan dulu ya. Aku Mafaza Marzia. Kamu bisa panggil aku Faza. Kamu pernah ketemu anak laki-laki posesif yang nyebelin, tapi manis? Bucin parah dari pertama ketemu? Dan bertahan sampai bener-bener nikah? Aku iya. Namanya Astro. Dia yang selalu nemenin aku yang baru aja ngalamin trauma karena ditinggal keluargaku meninggal karena kecelakaan, bantu aku selesaiin masalah-masalahku, juga jaga aku seolah aku adalah keramik paling berharga. Intip keseharian kami yang manis, walau ternyata memiliki konflik misterius yang mengintai di sepanjang perjalanan hidup kami. Dengan segala rahasia yang ada di antara diri kami masing-masing juga di antara keluarga kami, akankah pernikahan kami benar-benar baik-baik saja seperti yang selama ini kami harapkan? Ikuti kisah kami yang diselimuti intrik tak terduga. Seperti hidupmu yang juga penuh dengan kejutan. Enjoy your journey with us, Faza & Astro, di pahit dan manisnya hidup kami. _____ RULES buat baca novel ini adalah: 1. Bacalah minimal sampai chapter 50-51, karena kebaperan kalian akan dimulai dari sana. Nou ga tanggung jawab atas baper berkelanjutan di bab selanjutnya yaaa.. 2. Jangan minta alurnya dipercepat. Karena novel ini alurnya lambat dan banyak slice of life di setiap bab. Jadiin novel ini bacaan buat nemenin aktivitas kamu sehari-hari.

You get your throat slit open by your own father only to find yourself within the infamous netherworld, will you repent? will you conquer? A mortal assassin whose hobby and profession are to topple tyrants and slaughter those that believe the law is beyond them… For such people, he’s the law! Known as the ‘Bringer of Euthanasia’, ‘La Guadaña de la Parca’, ‘Shinigami’, and so on… some addressed him as Hero, some cursed him as a bloodthirsty murderer seeking dissension, and others labelled him a heartless assassin. Be it as it may, as all things, his unholy endeavour eventually came to an end. Cornered by the most elite assault team in the world in a sealed street in the United Kingdom, Valentine met his end believing he had cleaned this world as thoroughly as he could from evil, he would get to realise that Evil has a beginning, never an end. Nothingness may finally claim his wretched soul as he believed he would never go to the same place where those he longed for remained. But, would that be the case? … So he believed until he found himself falling in a free fall, in a red sky with black clouds and three bright moons hanging on the landscape. What is this new world? … The author here, I advise this book has a ridiculous amount of sensitive content, and I don't mean lemons necessarily... read under your own discretion, this is a book about survival of the fittest about though conditions beyond anything humans could conceive, this is a book of Hell... ************* Cover by BlackSnowAngel#3884 pa-tre-on.com/photosphere https://discord.gg/6xFrX5vq

Never-ending parade of new doctors and specialists was his normality. Slow loss of muscle control and pain were like constant background buzz. All this was irritating but easy to get used to in the long run. What really led him to ending things was the face of his mother. With each new treatment ending with a failure and sometimes with even more rapid decline. His mother's eyes were becoming a little bit more empty. With every day she had to observe her son slowly waste away. Her face became a little bit more worn. Once beautiful and cheerful women from his memories, become a shell of herself. Last straw that broke Camel back was overheard conversation between his mother and doctor. According to recent lab results his muscles were atrophying with such speed that it was a matter of mere days when his limbs stop working, leaving him unable to even scratch the itch, let alone take care of his daily needs. He knew his mother. She for sure without batting even an eye would take on this new role of caretaker, tending to him with wholehearted dedication. But he couldn't let her carry this burden. This was too much for a single mother to handle. So he convinced the doctor to perform euthanasia on him in secret. Mum will think her only son died from complications brought on by a lifelong disease but he passed away in his sleep, peacefully without the pain. This will soften the blow, at least he hopes so. Everything went according to the plan. And then came this pervasive witness and complete silence. But he didn’t have time to enjoy any of it. [ Hello player! Would you like to become a Hero and save The World?] [Yes] [YES!] ------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you mean I am the last hope for the world from a novel I read!?!

The face of the human kind as we once we knew it has changed. The technology and science have continually transformed it. But all this has compromised the purity of the human race. A dark force has infiltrated the high walls of society. Can Raphael overcome these breached walls and identify the strangers that have camouflaged in the dense human populace. Witness the journey of a boy as he ventures through the wilderness and chaos of the civilization in search of answers that have touched upon his undying curiosity.

Check out my other work! https://www.webnovel.com/book/records-of-the-weakest-emperor_17617505506953105 Records of the Weakest Emperor Disclaimer: This novel is inspired by other great works such as SCOG, OG, DE, and all other works that the author admires and reads on a daily basis Left alone, scarred and swimming with debt after his parents' death. Our protagonist, Joseph is now on the quest of erasing his debt along with keeping himself afloat without being homeless… Left without other choices, he turned to the world of Victory for solace only to find out that everything wasn't so simple like he expected. Even after two months of complete dedication to the game. He hasn't achieved any of his goals at all… But fortunately, lady luck soon blessed his hopeless life… He managed on erasing his debt, angering the gods living above the heavens and even acquiring a Mythical Class! But Joseph is a young man left with scars due to his past. Can he even become someone suitable for the grandeur of a Mythical Class? The Sun that Overlooks Everything? "Aye wait bro, don't attack ye- Sike! You thought!" "Alice, I really love it that you keep yourself feminine for the sake of your Swordsmanship. But can you not wear skirts while we're practicing? I can basically see what's underneath." "Abyssal Flame Master, why do you remind me of the alter-ego that I sealed a long time ago back when I was in middle school?" Fueled with the determination of being the strongest. Joseph, along with the comrades that he gathered on his journey shall crush those that dare stand before their path. But why? Because he's the Grand Duelist, destined to be at the top of everything. Artwork: This is a collaboration between me and the Connoisseur of the Dao of Sticc, Truedawn. We spent countless nights depicting the awesomeness of the MC through the Dao of the Sticc, I hope it is appreciated.

The Xie Family all studied law, possessing the fine qualities expected of a scholarly family. Xie Shang too had them: elegance, deep learning, a Fragrance Connoisseur versed in classics, also skilled in zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. But he was mad, capable of reciting the scriptures while holding a Buddha statue, as well as breaking people's hand and foot bones, very gentle, yet very cruel. Xie Shang didn't become a lawyer but opened a pawnshop instead, where you could pawn anything as long as the story was compelling. One day, someone came to the pawnshop and told a story: In Fragrant City, there was a family with the surname Wen, where daughters took their mother's surname. The daughters of that family could cast spells, the kind that bewitched men, leaving their lovers either buried with them or taking vows of celibacy; in short, either dead or destined for a lonely life. Xie Shang's uncle had died in Fragrant City, which is why he accepted this particular pawning business. Bewitched, confused, thrilled, deeply in love, but love unattained, and a pain so intense it made life unbearable. — This was the script Xie Shang had prepared for the deaf boy Wen Changling. In the end, it was Xie Shang who ended up with this romance-addled script. Wen Changling: Are you surprised, Mr. Xie Shang? (This isn't a book transmigration story, it's a contemporary sweet romance. The 'script' in the book title implies deliberate plotting.)

The soul and fate is inseperable. The heart is the house pf the soul and the beat of destiny. A man frought with despair sacrifices his soul and destiny to burn along with his enemy. Seven years later, that same man breathes and lives without a beating heart. Without a fate. The garden of roses bloomed and along with ot the chaos that loomed in the fragile world of empires and countries. A hero without a fate, takes the first steps on the journey of the Connoisseur Of Fate. A destiny that happens only once in the history of a world. Given the chance to escape from the certain, inevitable destiny and gives the authority to choose. To change the world, Or destroy it. ____________________________________ This is my first attempt at writing a novel. I know my style and grammar are shaky so although I admit to be a sensitive man, I will try my best to accept criticism.

Sam was suffering from a rejection. The love of his life, was only having her eyes on the Hero. He cried alone on that day. But unbeknownst to him, at various corners of the Magic Academy, many gasps were muffled, and many glares began to shine brightly. This is the story of Sam trying to live through tremendous hardship. His lovelife, was never intended to be normal. At least, 'they' will not let it be normal. __________________ Join the yandere connoisseur and have a chat if you want at: https://discord.gg/E7fehmp2ux

An Isekai connoisseur is transmigrated in a Fantasy Dystopian Novel where mana and magic are a commodity. This is a world where people from another world is treated as livestock. This is a world where Isekai Protagonist goes crazy and die regularly. ------------------- English isn't my first language. Sorry if there's any grammar mistakes and incorrect use of words.

(Being rewritten so work is on hiatus) Paired with FoodBroadcast From Another World (But can be read alone) Moral Deficiency with a Tendency for Violent Actions (MDVA). It is a mysterious illness that has a 70% correlation with violent crimes, which has prompted the MDVA-prevention act where those diagnosed with MDVA undergo euthanasia. However, MDVA has been proven to lean towards those from lower social-economical backgrounds. Furthermore, the diagnosis is more prominent in children. But even with all these cruel factors, majority of the populace have grown to accept the act as a necessity. What else could they say when crime rates fell after the act? The only thing was, this was based on the assumption that MDVA victims were 100% confirmed to cause harm to themselves and those around them. And when this presumption is lost, what is left in it's wake is outrage. For faster releases, please visit my blog (https://sites.google.com/view/blackfoxslibrary-chayah/ntmc?authuser=1)

Ray, a self-proclaimed literary connoisseur and scathing critic, lived a secluded life funded by his parents' inheritance, dedicating his time to tearing apart subpar novels. His latest target was the much-hyped "Mystical Dreams." After posting a vicious review, he experienced a bizarre and humiliating accident that led to his untimely death. Awakening in a new world, Ray found himself in the Arcanthia Empire on the continent of Noxveil, reborn with the gift of All-Defying Comprehension. Surrounded by mana, he began to harness his new abilities, excited by the prospect of a fresh start. However, mysteries surrounded his new existence, and as he adapted to his new life and family. What will Ray's new life entail in the enigmatic Arcanthia Empire? How will his unique abilities shape his destiny in a world brimming with magic and intrigue?

Synopsis: In a world ravaged by a pandemic, a disillusioned and isolated individual finds solace in the escapism of sci-fi movies and games. As the lines between fiction and reality blur, they become obsessed with the idea of transmigration, a code that promises a fresh start. The protagonist's emotions and desires collide as they grapple with the guilt of leaving behind their current life and the pursuit of a new purpose. Amidst the chaos, they embark on a quest to boost their karma value, seeking to make a positive impact. However, fate has a cruel twist in store as they become infected by the very virus they fought against. In their darkest moment, euthanasia seems like the only escape. But instead of finding release, they awaken in Reach, twelve years before the events of the Halo canon. Confusion and disbelief overwhelm them as they question the nature of their reality. Now faced with a second chance, they must navigate the unfamiliar world and make choices that not only determine their fate but also the fate of the entire universe. This is a story of self-discovery, resilience, and the power of rewriting one's own destiny. As the protagonist confronts their fears and grapples with complex moral dilemmas, they embark on a journey that will test their character and reshape their understanding of purpose and fulfillment.

For certain people, chaos needn't be a curse. For certain people, chaos oughta' be present and as common as a coffee, to necessitate one's mental stability. Meet Cooper. Cooper is an intelligent yet quirky individual who has the tendency of unintentionally getting involved with things, people and places that, conventionally could be considered detrimental. A comical and dark exploration into the life and mind of Cooper, who on the surface appears to be at least a successful connoisseur of chaos. Meanwhile, he's forced to keep up appearances whilst battling alcohol, drugs, relationships and prospective death on a bi-weekly basis. Support the completion of this book by purchasing an official copy here: lovelustcocaine.com => all purchased copies include exclusive bonus content, and are personally signed. Tagline: Imagine Trainspotting meeting Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas being chaperoned by a duo of Naked Lunch and Junky. Outline: Love, Lust and a Little Bit of Cocaine revolves around the life of Cooper - a functional alcoholic and drug addict. The story is divided into three parts encompassing separate time periods. Each chapter describes an experience based on true events which progressively propels Cooper further into the life of drugs, sex and chaos, whilst simultaneously forcing him to do his best to err on the side of caution as his life becomes entangled with the fallout of his opportunistic misbehaviour. Themes: #love #sex #travel #truestory #chaos #drugs #psychology #relationships #friendship #violence #skateboarding #death #mystery #comedy #observation #medicine #business #technology #crime #punishment #joy #family #podcast Contribute to the writing by purchasing a copy on http://lovelustcocaine.com and follow story developments on the lovelustcocaine podcast!

"**Cosmic Havoc: Wits Against the Apocalypse** In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, meet Alex – a master of witty quips and a connoisseur of sarcasm. When a cosmic event heralds an impending apocalypse, Alex's life takes an unexpected turn. Armed with a smartphone and a sassy attitude, he discovers that he possesses extraordinary cosmic powers. As chaos erupts, Alex finds himself at the epicenter of a whirlwind adventure. With guidance from enigmatic mentor Sam and a quirky system named Apoclypsis, he embarks on a journey to save humanity, armed with cosmic energy and an arsenal of snarky comebacks. Amid mutated creatures, interdimensional beings, and a city on the brink of collapse, Alex's humor becomes his superpower. While wielding energy to create force fields and manipulate objects, he also unleashes a barrage of hilarious one-liners that defy the odds. But in a world where absurdity reigns, Alex must master his powers and navigate through chaos with quick wit and creativity. As the boundary between dimensions blurs, alliances form and loyalties waver. Alex's journey becomes a cosmic collision of laughter and chaos, where every punchline packs a punch and every quirk becomes a weapon. 'Cosmic Havoc: Wits Against the Apocalypse' is a thrilling, humor-infused adventure that proves that sometimes, the best way to save the world is with a clever retort and a radiant smile."

This is where her regrets lie. ___ Time and time again, life has proven that it isn't always what you plan, no matter how meticulously, that manifests into reality. 29-year old Avianna can testify to that. Feeling as if it's already too late to start again, after losing everything she hold as her can not live without, she tread on a final journey back to what has been as an act of final testament of the life she once loved. But only to push her more to resort to euthanasia. Another act of laying out her plan to escape the grasps of regret that haunts her as oblivion finds her. Her final rebellion to life — or so she thought. Sure, she escaped. Only that, her 17-year old self would be staring back at her. DISCLAIMER: This book may contain descriptions or portrayals of sensitive or potentially upsetting content, including (but not limited to) death, suicide, physical or emotional violence, sexual harassment, self-harm, illness, or mental health problems, discrimination, juvenile delinquency, drug use, politics and religion. It is not intended for children or those sensitive to such materials. It is recommended to proceed with caution. The original image used in the cover of this book is not the author's property. No copyright infringement intended. Copyright 2024 by yanashattered

This be your most daring story; A rambling if you must, Of language most foul, of unexplored ways to curse. Of bullshit in every turn, in every twist, in every twists of tongues. As told by thine ol'hands and masterminded by the crude tongue, with all my tics and antics. Do-told tale of a vegetable who limbs and stumbled on a new realm of where creation was pierced in it's boundaries. Of a connoisseur who learns of ways of an unshackled breathing body, the occasional doggie styles and the utmost high of all forms of unequaled shag-getry, wooing tarts and thots and hoes, all manners of terms modern and old to name all wenches of all- the ripened titties; "Thine taste ranges from nymphs of florescent pure to flooded lips which hangs and are forgivably bonk-able with a passing thought riled up by the hard down under, Which in short means all!" Heinously wholesome in ways of the vile tongue which grew most crude, terribly heinous with every breaths more lived- after to after and then more, much much more. A rambling- to what he sees, to what he does. This is a story of a living, in a world of pixels; of new universe where a man could swim in lava, a world where such and such is deemed mundane. An epic where a naked fledgling dove in the heat of an avian war, baby-steps towards a destiny-, etched in the root webs of two worlds with only a goal; To be the Pirate Ki- nevermind! To live most free. Rejuvenation; maketh man a new being, now what would be his tale when all he knew of living was blinking a set of dead little eyes, what would such a virgin of a human ways do in a surreal world that explodes magics and bullshits. I'll tell ye all! Just listen to the ramble. (Stay with me, I won't ever drop this.) [Warning:] 1. Not for the faint of heart. 1½. Smut will be there but it will be extremely rare. 2. The english dictionary would require a thorough update after I'm done with this epic. 3. Fuckery most heinous most foul. (By decree of a certain fool) 4. Don't tell your mums you learnt (curses) from me. 5. No other warning just enjoy, If ye dares. Cover art not mine, thank you for letting me use it and sorry but pray tell if you ordered it removed. Will use it until I could afford a more authentic cover art or until boss wants it removed.

Dive into the spellbinding narrative of "Caelan's Immortal Odyssey." Meet Caelan, an ageless voyager who has witnessed empires rise and fall, and civilizations bloom and wither away. Picture a protagonist untouched by the sands of time, a true connoisseur of experiences. Now, prepare to be whisked away to Gardania, a world where beauty and darkness dance in perfect harmony. Caelan's journey is a dazzling spectacle as he effortlessly maneuvers through a realm teeming with wonders and secrets. With his heart unburdened by the ticking clock, he adapts to every twist and turn with unmatched finesse. Gardania becomes the canvas upon which Caelan's story unfolds, offering readers a front-row seat to the grand theater of history. As he navigates through moments both sublime and sinister, the essence of human existence comes alive. "Caelan's Immortal Odyssey" isn't just a tale; it's an intoxicating blend of timeless exploration and contemporary marvel. Buckle up for a ride that blurs the lines between past and present, and invites you to question the very fabric of existence.

A past tragedy left Lana Swift burdened with a devastating secret...... Since the death of her twin sister, Lana can't bear to be touched. Not accidentally, not casually....and certainly not INTIMATELY. This makes it possible for her to confess to her best friend Adam Roberts that she's in love with him. She can't give him the sort of relationship he needs, so she watches in silence while he plans his wedding with someone else. Enter Nikoli Kincaid, the campus manwhore....... Nikoli is a self-proclaimed connoisseur of women, and he wants to add Lana to his list of conquests, but she wants nothing to do with him......until he makes her an offer she can't refuse. He'll teach her to enjoy human contact again, giving her a chance to win over Adam, while Nikoli uses all his considerable charm to seduce her. But Lana raises the stakes........ Lana loves cars. Her late father was a racer, and she grew up under the hood of a car and on the racetrack. Nikoli has a limited edition 1970 Plymouth Barracuda she covets, so she informs him the terms of their deal also require he does not sleep with anyone for six months. If he does, she'll win the car. If she surrenders and ends up in his bed, his beloved Cuda is his to keep. If Lana overcomes her phobia, will she crave Adam's touch as she's starting to crave Nikoli's? Or will she only find pleasure from the touch of a semi-reformed manwhore?