Inanimate Insanity April Fools

You know what’s unfair? For years, I dreamed about adventure—magic, monsters, heroes, all that good stuff. I imagined grand battles, epic quests, and worlds filled with mystery. And then the world actually decided to go full apocalypse. Did it give me a cool prophecy? A legendary weapon? A warning? An OP Skill? Nope. Just dumped me into chaos with nothing but my sharp wit and questionable survival instincts. Fine. I can play this game. Heck, I even got my own survival guide: Rule #1: Find a protagonist. Because let’s be honest, I am not main character material. Main characters are strong, serious, and burdened by fate. I, on the other hand, have spent my entire life dodging effort like it’s a contagious disease. Rule #2: If your protagonist has amnesia, you are screwed. Guess what? Mine does. The regressor, the guy who was supposed to have all the answers, keeps squinting at the apocalypse like it’s an old TV show he barely remembers. “This looks familiar…” Yes, genius, because we’re about to die in it! So now I have to think. Not normal thinking—fool’s logic. The kind of thinking that makes no sense but works anyway. And if that fails? I’ll talk my way out. Monsters? Negotiate. Villains? Trash-talk them until they cry. Death itself? Well, I’ll try to convince it that I’m not worth the effort. And if I die even then? At least I’ll go out proving that fools always find a way. ______ ___ _ [ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only. ]

This is the story of a student who was reincarnate into a world called the Rana World. In this world, there are spirit energies. The story is about a person who, by using the Rana Fateṅga, went 700 years back and returned to the Demonic Path.

When the spiritual barrier that has been intact for a hundred years is shattered by a meteor, spiritual energy that had disappeared starts to return. The mystical realm slowly begins its revival—magic, witchcraft, curses, supernatural lifeforms, strange and mysterious legends, monsters and gods from other worlds… The old world order collapses, yet the new order is mystifying and chaotic. Just before the unprecedented reformation is here, Tang Qi awakens and finds himself hung on the cross, having turned into an inferior demon and in great pain and agony… With his special ability to see through the nature of all things from the mystical realm and a sly and crafty mind, follow Tang Qi as he develops new skills and powers—as well as making new friends and allies—to battle and protect himself from never before seen supernatural threats in an unfamiliar world!

He rose in the End of Dharma Era, and he shook the splendid era. The young Ye Fan, carrying the hopes of six billion people, set out from Earth, waged war in the Otherworld, trampled on skeletons, and made the Ten Thousand Clans tremble, finally ascending to the pinnacle of the universe, overlooking the Ten Thousand Realms! "Even if it takes going up to the Ninth Heaven or down to Netherworld, I will definitely defy heaven to snatch your life back for you!" — Ye Fan.

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

When he and his rumored girlfriend were spotted shopping in Paris, she smiled, "Well, my husband's taste isn't bad this time!" When he goes out to have dinner with the mayor's daughter, she remarks with a radiant face, "This tie suits you better." When he is about to get engaged with a merchant's daughter, she chooses to leave, "Dear, have a successful trip. I will have a surprise waiting for you when you return!" A few days later, the man approached her with a dangerous aura, "So the divorce was your surprise gift to me?" "Yes! What a great gift! Don't you like it, Mr. Gu?" What more could a husband like him want from a wise and understanding wife like her? Unknowingly, she stole his heart. Though she left, she never returned his heart. He said that letting her leave was the biggest mistake he ever made. He had spoiled her for four years, and from now on, he would spoil her for the rest of his life. [Glorious husband + sly Da Bao + adorable Little Treasure, why would you refuse this marriage? The warm-hearted husband never changes his deep love. This is a story of immense pampering and minor hardships with a happy ending, welcome to dive in!]

★DARK ROMANCE★ ^WARNING 18+,^ In a world dominated by organized crime and ruthless power struggles, a tangled web of trauma, revenge, and forbidden passion unfolds. Katya Volkov, the stunning but vulnerable daughter of the Russian Mafia's feared right-hand man, has endured a childhood of unrelenting brutality and neglect. Growing up, Katya was repeatedly tormented by her father's resentment, leaving her emotionally shattered and unloved. However, Katya's life was about to take a much darker turn. Romeo Salvatore, a name that was both feared and respected, emerged from the shadows. His traumatic past has left an indelible mark on his soul, rendering him cold and detached. Seeking retribution, Romeo launches a daring invasion of the Volkov's heavily guarded estate. He captures both Katya and her abusive father, subjecting them to merciless torture. Convinced of Katya's complicity in her father's heinous crimes, Romeo executes her father and condemns Katya to a life of hellish slavery. Yet, as time passes, the boundaries between captor and captive begin to blur. Katya and Romeo find themselves inexorably drawn into a forbidden bond, igniting a fiery passion that threatens to consume them both. Torn between his thirst for revenge and his burgeoning desire for Katya, Romeo is forced to confront the darkness within himself, would he be consumed by lust, passion and possibly love or would he stay loyal with his beliefs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~This story is an enemies to lover type so don't expect all fluff and rainbows. ~Weak to strong female ~ML is ruthless, don't expect him to be a saint. ~No rape ~humours, laugher, tears and blush. ~ And lastly, this story is not for the weak hearted~

After four long years, He Yiming finally achieved his goal: becoming a Sect Master. With the activation of the sect system, he gained access to incredible sign-in rewards and a game-changing ability—the power to summon souls from Earth, reshape their bodies, and turn them into disciples of his sect. Despite being weak and struggling to defeat even the simplest monsters, they brought chaos and change to the very meaning of cultivation. From suicide attacks to shit bombs they approached every challenge with a craze drive for more. Redefining the very world This is just a better translation of the novel since it's so hard to read for some people

After centuries of relentless effort, the Heavenly Demon finally succeeded in creating a forbidden art—the Reincarnation Art. But before he could perfect it, the heavens declared war upon him. In a battle so fierce it shook both heaven and earth, he was ultimately defeated by the Sword God. Yet, just as the final blow was about to claim his life, he unleashed his forbidden art and escaped into the mortal realm. He awakened in the body of a prince from the Ling family—a once-promising cultivator who had lost his powers to poisoning and was now a hostage of the Feng clan. Branded by the consequences of his forbidden magic, the Heavenly Demon must carve his way back to the Sacred Realm to reclaim his throne and exact his vengeance. This is the tale of an unyielding demon who will stop at nothing.

In a world where the mystical and mortal intertwine, the Tarot is more than just a deck of cards; it's a living realm, a delicate balance of power and meaning, guarded by a noble lineage. But this fragile harmony is under threat. A shadow has fallen upon the Tarot World, threatening to unravel the very fabric of reality and plunge both the mystical and mortal realms into eternal chaos. Hidden away in the verdant mountains of Cebu, Arden, a 16-year-old disciple of an albularyo, lives a life steeped in the rhythms of nature. His days are filled with the rhythmic flow of “Pangamot” martial arts, the hushed whispers of the ancient trees, and the comforting presence of his mentor. Yet, beneath this tranquil surface, a destiny stirs within him. Arden is destined to become The Fool, the Arcana that embodies infinite potential, the courage to embrace the unknown, and the boundless energy of discovery. When fate pulls him from this secluded existence, Arden finds himself thrust into a world of chaos and wonder. He must rise to gather the scattered Arcana, each guarded by a powerful being, and confront the darkness that threatens to consume everything. By his side stands Leigh, the elegant and unyielding Guardian of Hope, a warrior whose light shines even in the darkest of times. Together, they will embark on a perilous journey across enchanted landscapes, battling mythical creatures, unraveling the mysteries of the Tarot, and confronting the secrets of their own destinies. From the lush jungles and towering waterfalls of Cebu to the starlit skies of faraway lands, Legacy of the Tarot (The Fool) is a tale of courage, resilience, and the unwavering power of hope. It’s a story of discovering the light within, even when the path ahead is shrouded in shadows. As Arden takes his first step out of the mountains, a chilling premonition wash over him. The quiet forest whispers with both anticipation and warning. The path ahead is fraught with danger, but also with the promise of extraordinary adventure. This is his leap of faith, a journey into the heart of the Tarot and the unfolding of his destiny. Welcome to Legacy of the Tarot (The Fool)—a story where every card reveals a new chapter, and every step is a leap into the unknown.

As Adam settles into college life, strange occurrences begin to unfold. His senses are sharper than they should be, his body recovers from injuries too quickly, and his nightmares grow more vivid—almost too real. Meanwhile, the research club, the same one his father was once part of, seems to hold secrets tied to his past. With each passing day, Adam feels an invisible force pulling him toward something he can’t quite grasp. Why does Alice seem to know more than she lets on? And most importantly—what is happening to him? As the pieces of the puzzle start falling into place, Adam realizes that the truth has been hidden in plain sight all along. But some secrets are better left buried… As Adam navigates his new life, he soon realizes that Alice isn’t the only mystery lurking in the college. Shadows from his past begin to resurface, memories he thought were long buried. The nightmares that have haunted him since childhood grow stronger, and an unsettling presence seems to be watching him. What starts as an ordinary college life soon turns into a maze of secrets, hidden connections, and a past that refuses to stay buried. Will Adam uncover the truth before it’s too late? Or will the nightmares that chase him finally consume him?

The apocalypse is here, and it’s so overdone. Monsters? Check. Burning sky? Check. Random system that gives you powers but also wants your firstborn? Double check. In the middle of this mess are two guys who couldn’t be more mismatched if they tried: The Fool: A guy who’s spent his life perfecting the art of doing nothing. His resume includes “professional procrastinator”, “class clown”, “expert nap taker”, etc... Now he’s got to survive an apocalypse that didn’t even give him a heads-up. How rude. The Regressor: A guy who’s lived through the end of the world more times than he can count. Literally. Because he forgot. Now he’s just a brooding mess with a leather jacket and zero useful advice. When the fool realizes his classmate is a regressor, he’s like, “Great. I’m stuck with the guy who’s seen it all but remembers none of it. This’ll go well.” Yet, they will still group up and face trials that test their sanity more than their skills. But as the so-called End demands more blood and the regressor’s memories start to resurface, they realize the real apocalypse might be their inability to agree on where to hide. Fool: "Let’s hide in the basement!" Regressor: "Basements are death traps. We should go to the roof." Fool: "Roofs are for dramatic exits. I’m not dying for aesthetics!" Anyway, can a lazy dreamer and an amnesiac hero save the world? Probably not. But hey, at least they’ll have a good story to tell—if they survive. ________ __ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.

Two runaway siblings survive on the cold, insane streets of their home city until they discover an abandoned asylum outside the city limits where unimaginable insanity and evil resided to drag them into it’s depths of darkness.

--- **Ever dreamed of being immortal, wielding cool powers, and going on crazy adventures with your friends? Fighting nightmares and monsters in a modern fantasy world?** Well, guess what? That wish came true—for me—without my consent. My name is Samuel Roger, and I am an orphan desperate for attention. People found me annoying, neighbors called me a pervert, but none of that stopped me from seeking connection. Then, on my 19th birthday, life threw me the ultimate cliché: I got hit by a truck. I survived—only to die moments later when a metal pipe took me out. But death wasn’t the end. My soul fused with another teen named Andrea Rein, who shared my personality. It was almost like looking in a mirror—so, no, I didn’t change. Sam Roger and Andrea Rein became one together, and we’re ready to cause some chaos. Join Andrea on his quest for fun, friendship, and adventure in a new world. With his family and friends by his side, they’ll fight monsters, face nightmares, and forge unbreakable bonds. Because sometimes, the best adventures start with a little mischief. --- The book is a rewrite of my previous novel which got rejected so I changed my attitude in my novel and created a different but same story if you want to see the previous story, it is called Horoscope Death is a Coward. I will promise the book will be up-to-date and more friendly. The story picture is from AI support me by sending power stone and adding the book to your library THANK YOU

“We’re all unredeemable wrenches that wish to protect our light from the inescapable darkness.” An era full of despair and insanity, hope and excitement, love and hatred, betrayal and death. The fog that forms through history has been altered and reshaped. An era of wondrous devolpment in machinery and the secrecy of mysticism. Yet, full of dangers and hidden plots. In this era, who can truly break away from the insanity and gaze at the unaltered truth? Who can resist the eyes and voices within the darkness to become a wonderful lantern? Finn, a hopeless historian that holds secrets that eclipse most legends finds himself torn between this choice. A choice of either succumbing to history’s insanity, or freeing himself from the supposed shackles of humanity. So, in an unexpected situation, he declares, “God? I am God! If the delusions of other paint me as God, than I shall be God! If the delusions of others misinterpret my pathetic history as a mountain of secrets that make up of a Myth! I shall be a Myth! A tale, a glorious truth!” This is by no means a legend or a simple mythology. This is the journey of the False becoming True, the journey to be immortalized as the “Zodiac” * WSA 2025 Entry, so show me some love!!! * *P.S Your socks might get blown off, so you better come toasty and ready to be blown away by this world of insanity, despair, hope, and action!!! * * RELEASE SCHEDULE * 1 Chapter on every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Hi, Please this book would be republished under the same title and cover. Thank You. ********* Darragh Gallagher, the first son of the president, has heard a number of hush-hush rumours about his wife, so he disguised himself as a substitute bodyguard to see what he could find out, only for the dumb younger sister to lay a false claim on him as the one responsible for her pregnancy, making him lose his job on the first day. But what happens when both he and his mother could hear the girl's thoughts and both of them end up doing everything that she wanted? What happens then when they find out the truth about the real father of her babies through her thoughts? What are they going to do then? Just what are the odds? *************************** Kenia's mother-in-law threatened to bring another wife for her son because she has been unable to give her a grandchild. After several trying but still failing to conceive for her husband of three years, Kenia tricked her teenage sister into becoming a surrogate mother for her husband in secret. But after she too became pregnant weeks later, she decided to get rid of her sister and the bastard in her womb altogether. * 1524 In an attempt to help her sister, Catriona Byrne became the catalyst that sent her to an early death.  At the gallows for her own dismemberment after avenging her, Catriona smiled as she happily awaited the swift death.  But being reincarnated into the pregnant body of her sister in a new world was something that Cat could never imagine. So, not wanting to face the same fate as the host body, she decided to find a new father for her baby. And that was why she pointed to her father's new bodyguard as the one responsible for her pregnancy. ******************** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank you and sorry in advance.

Imagine the chaos when two mismatched classmates—one a lazy, fantasy lover, an anime-obsessed fool, and the other a quiet, mysterious, amnesiac enigma—are thrown into the end of the world. The first fool, with his head full of fantastical fantasies and zero ambition, contrasts sharply with the second fool, whose silence hides a deeper strength and confusion. As their world collapses into apocalyptic turmoil, their paths cross in unexpected ways. With no close bonds to rely on, these two fools must navigate a new reality that defies everything they know. Can they transform their folly into wisdom and carve out their own legends amidst the ruins? The End is here—how will these unlikely heroes rise to the challenge? _______ _ [This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters, and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.]

Thirty-two Twin dimensions, Seven Figures, Nine Bodies, Four Races and a mischievous portal that snatches whomever whenever, was everything April had to adapt to after getting thrown into a chaotic dimension on the brink of annihilation.

A world, where people use others for their benefit. Where beasts run rampant. Cleverness was in the veins of humans. A single decision could change the lives of many. Humans were clever, beasts possessed power, and a being contained secrets of heaven and earth. But humans went against heaven and created what they called techniques. A war was a result of their folly. But war results in someone being a victor and makes them even more powerful. Many secrets, which were buried in dust. A history that shocked even the heavens. A man whose kindness resulted in a regret. To whom the righteous path and demonic path were just tools. *****/*****

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She was a mighty dragon. The problem is, she WAS a mighty dragon! “Ouch! Where am I? Huh? Is this… a cocoon?” No. Wait. Why would she be in a fucking cocoon?! Nimue anxiously thought while struggling against the silken cage. “How, how did I end up on one... huh?!” Panic surged through her as she examined herself. She was no longer a majestic dragon, the embodiment of poison and flame. She was a... bee? How could this be? A measly, tiny bee with wings that fluttered in desperation to escape its prison. Her memories flickered like sparks in the dark, but the truth was clear. She had been transmigrated, and her current situation was a dreadful one at that. How will a once mighty being survive from the bottom of the food chain filled with fierce beasts that suddenly turns to beautiful men? "Wait what?!" --- WSA2025 Entry  #beasts #transmigration #beautyandbeasts

The Fool’s Ascension A Legendary Idiot’s Journey to Greatness Premise: Jarek Thorn is a simple village troublemaker—lazy, overconfident, and best known for getting into fights he can’t win. When he accidentally bonds with an ancient artifact known as the Heart of Ruin, he becomes the target of powerful factions: the tyrannical Celestial Empire, the underground rebellion, and a secretive group of ancient beings who see him as either their savior or their greatest mistake. The problem? Jarek has no idea how to use the artifact. In fact, the only thing he’s good at is running his mouth and getting punched in the face. But with assassins, warlords, and even former friends hunting him down, he’s forced into a journey of survival, betrayal, and reluctant heroism. As Jarek grows from a fool to a legend, he must navigate love, betrayal, and the thin line between destiny and disaster. Will he rise as a hero, or will he doom the world with his own stupidity?

In the ancient and mystical land of Eldex . Zareth Drauthar has the ability to summon souls from other world from which he gains otherworldly knowledge . Can Zareth find the secrets regarding his mother's disappearance . Can Zareth overcome the hidden Disaster!..... Can he save Eldex from the revelation of the Oracle.

Superbia vows to have her revenge no matter what. She lost her parents due to an unfounded fear and unfair accusations of the leading church in their village. Being chased hunted down as she strives to survive with her little brother. Never staying in a place for long. When she finally found a place to stay with her brother, a cult kidnaps her brother and plans to sacrifice him to unknown entity. She was able to locate and find her brother. Only it was too late. Right before her eyes her brother dies. Losing everything she loved, she then traded her ability to fall in love for power. Tikvah, the purest in the bloodline of ruby hearts finds himself saved by Superbia time and time again. His bloodline have caused him countless of trouble, but the moment Superbia was on the brick of death, for once was Tikvah was glad he is part of the ruby heart bloodline.

Kamanth was Indian born who later went to New Zealand for higher education. He was not good with education and of course, he was naïve and very late in catching up anything. Due to this, he was always called "A FOOL" by everyone. Even his lectures were not any exception. And due to this, his original name was completely forgotten by everyone and was famously known by the name "Fool". Obviously, due to this, no one was ready to make friends with and and was always the subject for bully. He sat behind a girl called Shirley on whom he had a crush but no courage to propose. Due to his loneliness, he made the habit of playing games and reading Chinese cultivation novels. He was truly captivated with the content of the books. The more he read, the more he was fantasized. And playing MMORPG games was also very addictive. He wanted to go to this cultivation world. But he knew that it was impossible. But one day, a giant meteorite fell on earth and destroyed it. Kamanth was playing MMORPG game at that time. The power of the meteorite was so massive that he didn't know that he died. His eyes gone blank. But the next moment he opened his eyes, he was sitting on a stone outside the forest. He didn't know where he was. But later, he figures out that he was actually transmigrated to another world. And this world was actually a cultivation world. Kamanth later figures out that he had a Attribute Calculator within his mind just like in the MMORPG game he used to play. He felt as if his dream came true. He had the chance to cultivate now just like in the novels. He changes his name to Ethan Hunt, his Love's favorite character from Mission Impossible Movie Series and starts his cultivation Journey.

A soul is thrown into the world of Reverend insanity being none the wiser and reincarnated as Fang Zheng thank ROB he was given one hell of a crutch. I don't know about update speed...as I already tried writing a fic though it didn't come out as I wanted, and got dropped aside from that - I hate mind control romance, NTR(if the relationship hasn't started then it's not ntr), Ra*e, nirvana hands, handsomeness that make girls wet from just looks, etc. you guys get the gist so don't expect it aside from that, it would turn in here and it's already in the tags Tags: Adventure, Romance, cliches, Herem, Action, No NTR. Anything related to original works belongs to the original authors I only own my character

on April 19th four brothers are born. All four fated to do great things in there futures. There father a king is over joyed at there births, happy to see which one of his sons is going to be his heir for the throne. But in this kingdom there can only be one king.

Welcome to my world of madness, where the strong rule through might and fear, and the weak are forced to bend the knee. I’m no different from a simple commoner. I have no grand ambitions. I never wanted to be the strongest. I was just an orphan who became a farmer, only to be pushed into doing the unthinkable. I became what I am because of circumstances, not choice. I never wanted to burn thousands. I never wanted to be called a monster. Yes, I might be a little crazy in the head—but then again, who isn’t? I said all of this to a frog sitting on the ground, staring at me unblinking in the midst of a thunderstorm. Am I crazy? I beg to differ. I’m completely normal. Date: some time in the future.