Inanimate Insanity April Fools

After a lifetime of being ugly, Lilith gets a look-raising panel. Becoming cuter level-by-level she strives to realize her growing ambitions. [ 18+ Novel: [No Romance] + [Heartless MC] + [Fast Paced] + [Golden Finger] ]

"If you had the chance to save the Twin Dimensions, would you not take it?" April asked. "I would not." He bluntly responded. "But... why not?" April hesitated. "Risk my life for a crumbling existence? Let's just die with it." "..."

[WSA 2025 Entry] The end of the world doesn’t care if you’re ready. Monsters swarm the streets, the sky burns with chaos, and a strange system awakens—granting power to those desperate enough to survive. Amidst the destruction, two classmates find themselves caught in fate’s twisted web. One is a lazy fool, obsessed with fantasy stories and games, who’s never cared about anything serious. The other is a quiet enigma—a regressor doomed to relive the apocalypse over and over, except this is his last regression and something has gone wrong: he’s lost his memories. When the fool discovers the identity of his classmate, curiosity turns into reluctant partnership. He knows the regressor holds the key to survival, but the regressor’s fractured memories make every step a gamble. As humanity collapses and the systemlike entity demands blood, these two mismatched misfits must navigate trials that test their strength, wit, and trust. Can a lazy dreamer and a broken hero defy the odds, or will they be swallowed by the chaos of their final stand? In a world where failure means death, the most unlikely duo might just become legends. ________ __ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.

April Hawksley is a girl who is living at a time when the world is on the brink of its end. She wanders the earth during its final stages due to her mission but during her journey, April suddenly reunites with a few of her old school friends. Things take a huge turn in April's life when they decide to join April as a group to reach the last city standing, 'The City of Miracles'. But as their journey begins April has to deal with keeping the group safe from the burden of her own dark and twisted secrets until the end of their journey.

on April 19th four brothers are born. All four fated to do great things in there futures. There father a king is over joyed at there births, happy to see which one of his sons is going to be his heir for the throne. But in this kingdom there can only be one king.

In a realm where boundless of mysteries are left be to unfold and secrets that remained unsolved, as a person who grew up in such a crazy world filled with nothing but madness, would you not turn insane? Be careful, try not to lose yourself. This is not a story about man against divination, curses, technologies or even against another man, because this is a chronicle about a person against their own self and their twisted ideals and beliefs. **** Author: "Warning! This story is a dark one and it contains abuse, torture, death, killing, and revenge." "So if you don't want that type of story then don't read this you've been warned!" **** Total Volumes: 8 Volume 1: The Beginning After the End - "The Ghost of the Story" (The past of the protagonist and the beginning of their journey) Volume 2: Reason to Live - "Goal" (The last string cut to make the protagonist seek vengeance) Volume 3: (Upcoming) Volume 4: (Upcoming) Volume 5: (Upcoming) Volume 6: (Upcoming) Volume 7: (Upcoming) Volume 8: (Upcoming)

April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW!!! #1. Die without regrets #2 . Get a system #3 . Live without Regrets First Stop Ancient Egypt!

--- **Ever dreamed of being immortal, wielding cool powers, and going on crazy adventures with your friends? Fighting nightmares and monsters in a modern fantasy world?** Well, guess what? That wish came true—for me—without my consent. My name is Samuel Roger, and I am an orphan desperate for attention. People found me annoying, neighbors called me a pervert, but none of that stopped me from seeking connection. Then, on my 19th birthday, life threw me the ultimate cliché: I got hit by a truck. I survived—only to die moments later when a metal pipe took me out. But death wasn’t the end. My soul fused with another teen named Andrea Rein, who shared my personality. It was almost like looking in a mirror—so, no, I didn’t change. Sam Roger and Andrea Rein became one together, and we’re ready to cause some chaos. Join Andrea on his quest for fun, friendship, and adventure in a new world. With his family and friends by his side, they’ll fight monsters, face nightmares, and forge unbreakable bonds. Because sometimes, the best adventures start with a little mischief. --- The book is a rewrite of my previous novel which got rejected so I changed my attitude in my novel and created a different but same story if you want to see the previous story, it is called Horoscope Death is a Coward. I will promise the book will be up-to-date and more friendly. The story picture is from AI support me by sending power stone and adding the book to your library THANK YOU

Are you tired of the oppressive Government system? The rich remain wealthy, while the poor stay destitute. The law favors the powerful and influential, showing special treatment to those with status, while ignoring the plight of ordinary citizens. They proclaim "ignorance of the law excuses no one," yet those in power easily manipulate and control the law to their advantage, trampling anyone in their path as long as they have money and wealth. In this compelling novel, a seemingly foolish character emerges, not as a hero, but as the remedy to the unavoidable ills of society. Through his journey, He will challenge the status quo, confront the corruption, and offer hope to those who have been oppressed for far too long Shedding light by using his own blood on the injustices of the world and inspiring a call for change.

[Warning: Mature Content Included] After stepping on a landmine, Qin Yan never expected she would be blown into another world—let alone a world full of beastmen! That alone was something she could handle, but what truly rattled her was how she, a person valued at millions back on Earth, was now being sold for a measly bag of unrefined salt that wouldn’t even cost her a dollar to buy in a side stall. People line up to see her on Earth but here, she was purchased at a bargain price and treated like a discarded, secondhand dog bowl! If that wasn’t enough to crush her pride, she was then thrust into an arranged marriage with a brutish bear-man—only for him to reject her outright? Qin Yan seethed, ready to tear his snout off. “No way am I marrying her! Just look at her! She’s flat in all angles, no curves! If I didn't know better, I might even mistake her for a man without any milk jugs to offer. Who would be blind enough to choose her?” he roared, pointing rudely at the stunned and speechless Qin Yan. All... FLAT??? N-No curves?! No milk... milk jugs?! ‘Then just marry a cow, you disgusting pervert!’ she fumed internally, her face flushed with rage and wanted to cry foul in upset. ‘Boohoo! I’m just a late bloomer, these… these pair of kumquats will grow eventually into juicy melons lateeer! You hateful bear! Even if he drools and beg for it later, she will never let him have a piece! Qin Yan swore but it seemed fate had a twisted sense of humor. "Woman, leave that fool and come with me. If he refuses, I won’t hesitate to bite and poison him to death." A feral voice hissed as a violent gust of wind swept the air, followed by a piercing screech. A huge pair of wings covered the once blinding ray of sun. "Hey, worm! You think you can skip ahead of me?" A second beastman growled from above, his voice laced with authority. "I called dibs first—ah no. She’s actually carrying my child! Right, she is. So, get lost while I'm being nice!" Wait... wha—? What, what child, what dibs? Qin Yan stood frozen, thunderstruck. C-Crazy... These crazy madmen! I’m only nineteen! How could I wantonly associate with so many men? Let alone two annoyingly handsome beasts! I refuse to be seduced! Shit! Oh god, I know I'm a head-turner, sexy and pretty! But… But why are all these beastmen suddenly fighting over me now, when they used to avoid me like the plague?! In any case, faced with the brooding sight of the crimson bear, Qin Yan gulped and clung tightly to his fluffy fur, looking as if she had been wronged. "Darling! Hubby! I don’t know these two men. Ah, they’re both con-artists, just trying to ruin our marriage!” Qin Yan pointed at them accusingly. “L-Leave me alone! I’m already married!" ---- WSA2025 Entry #beasts #transmigration #beautyandbeasts

Reincarnated as the young master of the Top family in the central region. Arrogant, prideful and genius older brother. Grand Elders whose noses are raised high to the heavens. Jade Beauties being as popular as world leaders. My background is like a plot device for a cultivation story. or so it seemed.

Two runaway siblings survive on the cold, insane streets of their home city until they discover an abandoned asylum outside the city limits where unimaginable insanity and evil resided to drag them into it’s depths of darkness.

They were known to be different. They were respected and well known in the underground world. Their family were known to be demons and showed no mercy to anyone, whomever stands in their way will be tortured and never see the light of day. This family was the very definition of darkness. But in that darkness was a light and a secret. A secret that no one can ever find out. They are the Jauquis Family.

Imagine the chaos when two mismatched classmates—one a lazy, fantasy lover, an anime-obsessed fool, and the other a quiet, mysterious, amnesiac enigma—are thrown into the end of the world. The first fool, with his head full of fantastical fantasies and zero ambition, contrasts sharply with the second fool, whose silence hides a deeper strength and confusion. As their world collapses into apocalyptic turmoil, their paths cross in unexpected ways. With no close bonds to rely on, these two fools must navigate a new reality that defies everything they know. Can they transform their folly into wisdom and carve out their own legends amidst the ruins? The End is here—how will these unlikely heroes rise to the challenge? _______ _ [This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters, and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.]

When the spiritual barrier that has been intact for a hundred years is shattered by a meteor, spiritual energy that had disappeared starts to return. The mystical realm slowly begins its revival—magic, witchcraft, curses, supernatural lifeforms, strange and mysterious legends, monsters and gods from other worlds… The old world order collapses, yet the new order is mystifying and chaotic. Just before the unprecedented reformation is here, Tang Qi awakens and finds himself hung on the cross, having turned into an inferior demon and in great pain and agony… With his special ability to see through the nature of all things from the mystical realm and a sly and crafty mind, follow Tang Qi as he develops new skills and powers—as well as making new friends and allies—to battle and protect himself from never before seen supernatural threats in an unfamiliar world!

Hi, Please this book would be deleted and reuploaded later next year. I want to focus on my other book, "The Alpha's Twins Have Different Fathers" first. Thank You. ********* Darragh Gallagher, the first son of the president, has heard a number of hush-hush rumours about his wife, so he disguised himself as a substitute bodyguard to see what he could find out, only for the dumb younger sister to lay a false claim on him as the one responsible for her pregnancy, making him lose his job on the first day. But what happens when both he and his mother could hear the girl's thoughts and both of them end up doing everything that she wanted? What happens then when they find out the truth about the real father of her babies through her thoughts? What are they going to do then? Just what are the odds? *************************** Kenia's mother-in-law threatened to bring another wife for her son because she has been unable to give her a grandchild. After several trying but still failing to conceive for her husband of three years, Kenia tricked her teenage sister into becoming a surrogate mother for her husband in secret. But after she too became pregnant weeks later, she decided to get rid of her sister and the bastard in her womb altogether. * 1524 In an attempt to help her sister, Catriona Byrne became the catalyst that sent her to an early death.  At the gallows for her own dismemberment after avenging her, Catriona smiled as she happily awaited the swift death.  But being reincarnated into the pregnant body of her sister in a new world was something that Cat could never imagine. So, not wanting to face the same fate as the host body, she decided to find a new father for her baby. And that was why she pointed to her father's new bodyguard as the one responsible for her pregnancy. ******************** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank you and sorry in advance.

What happens when Madness meets Insanity?? Only chaos could be born from such cataclysmic collision. In the kingdom of Aethel, ruled by the tyrannical King Owen, tradition reigns supreme, often at the cost of humanity. Bound by ancient laws, Owen is forced to make a horrifying choice upon the birth of his twins: to eliminate his newborn daughter, fulfilling a prophecy that foretells doom should twins exist. This sets in motion chain of events that would challenge the very foundation of Aethel. What happens when ancient prophecies collide with the unpredictable nature of a weakening veil? When the line between tradition and survival blurs, and when the very foundation of Aethel’s existence is threatened? The siblings must confront not only the monstrous abominations beyond the veil but also the dark secrets and terrible choices of their own father, a king whose adherence to tradition has pushed him to the brink of madness. The fate of Aethel hangs in the balance, dependent on the choices of four siblings – each grappling with their unique powers, their familial bonds, and the terrible weight of a world teetering on the precipice of chaos.

Alternate Title: Returning As The 1069th Apostle! Synop-sis: "What is this bloody scroll?" Iwan shouted at the red screen that covered his sight. He wouldn't have done so if he wasn't getting tortured at the moment. From being a talentless individual according to the Martial Society's standards to becoming a target of the craziest Sect Leader of one of the three top sects of the Orthodox Faction, Iwan would have never imagined that he would end up going to the mountain of Greek Gods by simply standing on a key. But, that was only the beginning of the twists in his life that were going to unfold one by one. ( Congratulations! ) ( You Have Become The 1069th Apostle Of The One That Illuminates ) 'Congratulations?' ( Two Titles Have Been Acquired After Taking The Oath Of Slavery ) ( Title Unlocked: Apostle Of The Sixth Light! ) ( Title Unlocked: Lower Guest Of Olympus! ) "I only told him my name, and now I am a slave?" ( The Ultimate Weapon Has Been Acquired! ) "My truck's key is my ultimate weapon?" With his new titles and weapon, Iwan will return to Earth which has changed rapidly during the time of his absence. This is the Birth of The Hero. This is the Birth of The Truck-Kun. This is the Birth of The Savior. This is the story of the Warrior Iwan. (Flopped)

That year, The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he instantly fell for this girl with twin ponytails who had the sweetest smile. For her sake, Jiang Xu did a lot. He knew she liked bubble tea, so he saved his breakfast money to buy it for her. She loved small trinkets, so he tricked his parents into giving him extra money under the pretext of buying textbooks. Alternatively, he used the money he saved up during New Year. Whenever Zhou Qingyue was on cleaning duty, he would help her clean up. If she struggled with homework, Jiang Xu would stay up late, devising the best study methods for her. She wanted the latest phone. So Jiang Xu would spend weekends playing online games at the internet cafe, leveraging his skills to farm gold. After a while, he had made more than two thousand yuan and bought her a new phone with it. All he got in return was a lukewarm thank you. Countless confessions were rejected with the excuse that she wanted to focus on her studies. He believed that if he showered her with enough sincerity, he would eventually touch her heart. After they graduated from university, she said she wanted to start a business. So Jiang Xu gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him for a house, in secret. She became successful, only for him to see her nestled in the arms of another man. Devastated, Jiang Xu experienced reincarnation. This time, he swore not to make the same mistakes. He only then discovered, there was a treasure girl in his class. Her father was destined to become the richest man in China. But currently, her family is quite poor. Jiang Xu to her father: "Father-in-law, as you know, I've been without a spouse since childhood."

On the surface, Chen Fan was just an ordinary college student, but in secret, he was a powerhouse that made all the big shots tremble in fear! Having never been a student before, how was he to play this role? "All my friends are living well, while all my enemies are repenting in Hell!!" —— Chen Fan.

After Ander Davis was electrocuted, he not only had storage space, he also had a special superpower - replication. He can copy any inanimate object, which allowed Ander Davis' team to survive when food and clean water were scarce. In the apocalypse, he lives a comfortable life because of his superpowers.

In a quiet, forgotten corner of the world stands a peculiar house—a circus-like mansion called the "Fool’s Masquerade", run by a single enigmatic figure known only as The Fool. The Fool is an entertainer who dons a jester’s mask and opens his doors to anyone who seeks shelter, solace, or even just a fleeting escape from their troubles. Each guest who enters the Fool’s house brings their own story—some joyful, others tragic. They stay for a time, entertained by the Fool’s dazzling performances and absurd tricks that seem to read their very souls. But eventually, they all leave. The Fool never asks why. He simply smiles, bows, and holds the door open for them. Though the circus thrives with laughter and life, it is a lonely existence for the Fool. He built the house not just as a sanctuary for others, but to hide his own pain. Each act, each trick, is a way to distract himself from the emptiness left behind by those who come and go. Despite his sorrow, the Fool doesn’t close the door. “The door is always open,” he says, because he believes people’s decisions to leave are their own. It’s their life to live, and his role is simply to give them a moment of joy before they move on. But what happens when someone decides to stay? One day, a traveler stumbles into the Fool’s Masquerade—a quiet, stoic figure who doesn’t laugh at the Fool’s jokes or marvel at his tricks. Instead, they stay. They linger in the audience long after the performance ends, asking questions no one has asked before: “Why do you do this?” “Don’t you ever want someone to stay?” “Who takes care of you?” As the Fool grapples with these questions, he begins to unravel the truth about his own existence and why he chose to live this way. The circus house, once a place of escape for others, becomes a stage for his own self-discovery. Through whimsical performances and heartfelt conversations, *The Fool’s Masquerade* explores themes of loneliness, connection, and the bittersweet beauty of letting go. It’s a story about a man who calls himself a fool but may be the wisest of them all, and the one person who might teach him that it’s okay to let someone stay.

Lea adalah gadis desa yang cantik dan ceria, hidup sederhana bersama orang tuanya di desa yang asri. Namun, kebahagiaan Lea terusik ketika orang tuanya menuntutnya untuk menikahi seorang juragan tanah demi melunasi hutang-hutang keluarga mereka. Hidup Lea berubah drastis ketika Raka, seorang pria tampan dan sederhana, datang ke desa untuk bekerja. Tanpa disadari Lea, Raka adalah seorang CEO sukses yang menyamar, mencari kedamaian jauh dari kehidupan glamor dan dunia bisnisnya yang penuh tekanan. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Lea dan Raka semakin dekat dan cinta pun tumbuh di antara mereka. Namun, kebahagiaan mereka terhalang oleh restu orang tua Lea yang lebih memilih menikahkannya dengan juragan tanah demi melunasi hutang mereka. Lea terjebak dalam pilihan sulit antara cinta sejatinya dan kewajiban terhadap keluarganya. Apakah cinta mereka cukup kuat untuk melawan segala rintangan, atau akankah mereka terpisah oleh kenyataan yang pahit? Gadis Desa Sang CEO adalah kisah tentang cinta yang tumbuh di tengah kesulitan, pengorbanan, dan perjuangan untuk menemukan kebahagiaan.

Xiang Ling, the precious blue star, cultivated for ten thousand years and finally faced her heavenly tribulation to ascend to the position of an Immortal. Unfortunately, her tribulation occurred the very night when the Crown Prince of the Heavenly Realm was undergoing Nirvana. While Xiang Ling passed her tribulation, the heavenly thunder disturbed Nirvana, and the Crown Prince failed to ascend. In her rage, the Heavenly Empress punished Xiang Ling and sent her to the Mortal Realm to face life tribulation. When Xiang Ling opened her eyes in the Mortal Realm, she found herself inside the body of an eighteen-year-old girl who shared the same name as hers. It didn't take long for Xiang Ling to realize just how harsh her punishment was. The original owner of the body was the only daughter of the County Magistrate of Dongzhi Province and was famous throughout the province for her shameless, unfilial, and overbearing attitude. She was known to create trouble for her parents and siblings. She was famous for bullying the young ladies and masters of other families. She tortured the servants. She regularly visited brothels, pawn shops, and other places where a girl should never go. But if all these weren't already enough, she was also famous for bullying her husbands. Right! Xiang Ling was married and not only to one man but to five men in total. Now, it was not only the entire province and her family that hated her, even her husbands despised her and wanted to get rid of her. Could Xiang Ling possibly survive in the Mortal Realm when every other person seemed to hate her to the core? * * * Warning: Mature content in the story! This is a Reverse Harem novel. ----- This story is part of the WSA 2024 contest, so please show your support for the story and the author! ----- For more updates about the story, follow me on Instagram: @nightsummer20 ******* Disclaimer: The book cover is mine.

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Doomsday Unit RL-004 wakes in a place unknown to her. Less than two seconds away from the end of the universe, she exists in a world where time has ceased to exist. All things, inanimate and living, have completely stopped moving. All but herself, an overly eccentric robot, and four other people given the same task as her. Her task? Figure out how to stop the world from ending. With few to help her and aggressive mechanized constructs called D-Buggs rampaging around, RL-004 travels through this timeless world are sure to be perilous. As she struggles to save her world, perhaps she may uncover the hidden truths of it.

How the world's insanity can cost you.