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Shinchan Hotpot

When You Are the System

[This novel has been suspended. Read it if you wish, but author-san will not update] Jia Xinyue. Normal university student from China, no aspirations for the future, likes hotpot. All she did was try to return a pendant to a mysterious dark-haired stranger, which gets her killed! Instead of becoming the all powerful MC with a golden finger, she is forcibly placed into a system... as the AI? But she's human? Why is she here?! Who's that blonde bunny over there! Eh? It's her host? They don't even speak the same language... Kian is a foreigner who died before achieving his ultimate goal of revenge. Now, he is the host to a broken AI who thinks she's human?! Having never read a cultivation novel before, he's completely clueless! Jia Xinyue: This old lady will carry you through! I'm a battle-hardened veteran when it comes to these novels. Forced into a bond with Kian, this "broken AI" resolves to strive for her ultimate goal: To get out of being a "AI" and find the annoying guy who put her there and beat the sh*t out of him! Plagued by badly designed controls, this adopted pair of siblings must learn how to survive whilst climbing up higher in a world where strength dominates all. Whilst avoiding the schemes of Lan Clan, will they ever find a way out of this world? No one is who they seem. Is Kian truly the young boy he says he is? What are the true intentions of Wang Feng? And for Jia Xinyue, why does she feel like she's forgetting something? Jia Xinyue: @Author, you barely give me any time! Let me remind you that this is a female protagonist novel! Author: You'll get your turn in the next world Jia Xinyue: What next world? Don't tell me it's world hopping- Author: Yes. Blame Wang Feng. Wang Feng: WTF? 800-1800 words per chapter. [EDIT: author is working on Instead of Empress, I will be Emperor!]. also, you are a fool if you plan on reading this. don't.
noctifer · 110.8K Views

Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]
Hotpot With Cilantro · 528.6K Views
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